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MIX VERSE

2 weeks ago

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00:00Excuse me, this is a first-class cabin, and you look anything but first-class.

00:03May I see your ticket?

00:04But the gate agent already checked it at the gate.

00:07I don't care what they said at the gate.

00:09I'm the captain, and to me, you look like a homeless woman trying to sneak onto my plane.

00:14I'm not homeless.

00:16I've been traveling for 72 hours straight, and if you don't mind,

00:20I'd really love to sit down in the seat that I paid for to try to get some sleep.

00:26You paid for it, huh?

00:27Tell me, how many cans did you have to collect to afford that ticket?

00:32A billion?

00:34Is everything all right over here?

00:36No, everything is not all right.

00:38Look at this walking dumpster fire the gate agent let into first-class.

00:43What do you mean?

00:44I mean, does she look like our typical first-class customer?

00:48Uh, no, but that shouldn't matter.

00:50Fine. You want to see my ticket again here?

00:53This is a valid ticket, and it's her seat, Captain.

01:01Satisfied? Can I sit down now?

01:03Wait a second. Something isn't right here.

01:07What does that mean?

01:08That means even if this ticket is real,

01:12you probably stole it from the person who actually paid for it.

01:15What? I didn't steal anything, let alone a plane ticket.

01:19You really can't assume something like that, Jeremy.

01:22When someone looks like that, I absolutely have to say it.

01:25A woman like her can't afford that seat.

01:27And how do you know that?

01:29You don't know the first thing about me.

01:31I do know that anyone who dresses like you do doesn't belong in first class.

01:36You really shouldn't rush to judgment about people.

01:39Looks can be deceiving.

01:40Maybe.

01:40Maybe. But not in this case.

01:43I just use common sense to reach a valid conclusion.

01:46Yeah, I really don't...

01:46Accomplished and successful people wear clothes that have been washed

01:52and aren't riddled with holes.

01:55They also coat their hair and...

01:59Ugh.

02:01And they know how to use a bar of soap.

02:03You have no right to insult me like this.

02:06I am a paying customer just trying to get home.

02:10She's right, Jim.

02:10I have every right.

02:12In fact, it's my job.

02:14Insulting customers is your job, huh?

02:16Funny.

02:17I thought it was to fly the plane.

02:25I'm the captain of this aircraft.

02:27And that means it is my job to ensure the safety of everyone on board.

02:31Anyone in my position would be suspicious of someone like you.

02:36For all I know, you're a threat to the aircraft.

02:39Oh, come on.

02:40I'm not a threat to anyone.

02:43If anything, the opposite.

02:45Call the gate.

02:46Have them verify her ticket again.

02:48Right now?

02:49Won't that delay our departure?

02:50Probably.

02:52That's right.

02:53We're probably looking at a delay.

02:55Ugh.

02:57And you can all blame this woman for that.

03:00What are you standing around for?

03:04Go call the gate so we can get this con artist off my plane.

03:08So I spoke with the gate.

03:20You're joking.

03:27What did they say?

03:28They say your ticket is authentic.

03:31Somehow.

03:31Well, don't you think you owe me an apology?

03:37For what?

03:39Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the slight delay.

03:45We will be taking off shortly.

03:48Most of all, I'm sorry that our elite customers are being forced to suffer through an entire flight.

03:56And sitting with someone who clearly doesn't belong.

04:01Let's go.

04:07Everything is under control.

04:08But if there are any doctors on board, please ring the call button.

04:12There's been a medical emergency on the flight deck.

04:15He just collapsed.

04:17I'm a doctor.

04:18What's happening?

04:20Who's going to fly this plane now?

04:21The captain's co-pilot is flying the plane.

04:23There's nothing to worry about.

04:25Oh, not her.

04:26Jeremy, seriously.

04:28You need a doctor.

04:29Exactly.

04:30There's no way she's a doctor.

04:32I am a doctor.

04:34And a good one, too.

04:36You see, I just spent the last three months working for Doctors Without Borders.

04:41Normally, I'm the chief of surgery at Austin General.

04:44You?

04:44I'm only dressed like this because I spent the last 72 hours flying trying to get home.

04:50This man is having a heart attack.

04:52Why I'm on the floor and keep his feet elevated on the seat.

04:54I have something in my bag that will help, but he needs a hospital.

05:00Where are we right now?

05:02What's the closest city?

05:03Somewhere over East Texas, I believe.

05:06Good.

05:06Tell the co-pilot he needs to get us to Dallas as quickly as possible.

05:10They have an excellent cardiology unit.

05:12The captain's life depends on him getting to a hospital within the next hour.

05:16Understand me?

05:17Here to go, please.

05:18I don't want your drugs.

05:21I need you to listen to me.

05:23You may be a great captain, but I'm an excellent doctor who's trying to save your life.

05:27This is a nitroglycerin tablet.

05:31It dilates the blood vessels and improves blood flow to your heart, which is critical until we get you to a hospital.

05:37Now try to breathe and relax.

05:51It's okay.

05:52We'll be on the ground soon.

05:54And I'll be right here with you through it.

05:56I administered nitroglycerin, but I'm guessing he has a blockage in at least two arteries.

06:05He's lucky.

06:06Your quick thinking probably saved this man's life.

06:11Wait.

06:13I was wrong to judge you the way that I did.

06:17You didn't have to help me.

06:18I wouldn't have blamed you if you hadn't, after the way I acted.

06:22But you did.

06:23Because you're a first-class person.

06:28I'm so sorry.

06:30Actually, letting you die would go against my oath, so...

06:35Technically, I had to help.

06:40I've never been so happy to be so wrong about a person.

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