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00:00:01Laura Blacklock. I'm Richard. So pleased to have you with us.
00:00:07Laura here is an award-winning journalist.
00:00:09She's doing a piece for us on the foundation.
00:00:10I know this is an unusual approach to charity.
00:00:12Three days on a luxury yacht.
00:00:14Laura here is going to be spying on us.
00:00:15The world awaits with bated breath.
00:00:31Someone's gone overboard.
00:00:33What did she see?
00:00:34It's the woman next door. The woman from the cabin now.
00:00:36She said it was from cabin 10.
00:00:37Yes, sir. That's what's so unusual.
00:00:39I was backing in. I turned around and she...
00:00:40There was never a guest staying in here, Miss Blacklock.
00:00:42Everyone's accounted for.
00:00:44The woman I saw last night.
00:00:45There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Laura.
00:00:47You were convinced what you saw was real.
00:00:48It was real.
00:00:49Oh.
00:00:50These people run the world. Don't piss them off.
00:00:53You are a bit of a down and low. It's kind of toxic.
00:01:00There wasn't a body in the water.
00:01:03I am not imagining this.
00:01:08Listen to yourself.
00:01:16Modo, why would you be targeted?
00:01:18To kill me. To silence me.
00:01:26I'm married this weekend and I'm having second thoughts.
00:01:29Second, third, fourth.
00:01:31What do you mean?
00:01:32Well, have you been thinking about calling this off for a while?
00:01:34Well, I took your online compatibility test.
00:01:37And you scored a 12th.
00:01:38Okay.
00:01:39That test helps predict long-term compatibility caller.
00:01:42You're right to consider this very, very carefully.
00:01:46Forty-three percent of marriages end in divorce.
00:01:50Alright? You don't want that.
00:01:51How long have you known this guy?
00:01:52About five months.
00:01:53But he's a really good guy and all.
00:01:55But, but...
00:01:56Five months?
00:01:57Sophia, are you scared of being alone?
00:02:02I guess so, maybe, yeah.
00:02:04Cause you know what's scarier than being alone?
00:02:06You know what's worse?
00:02:08Being alone with the wrong guy for the rest of your life.
00:02:11You got it?
00:02:12Doesn't sound like your average case of pre-wedding jitters.
00:02:15Wait, are you saying I should call off the wedding?
00:02:18I'm running out of time, caller.
00:02:20But you know deep inside what you need to do.
00:02:24Thank you for calling.
00:02:25Good luck.
00:02:26Knock, knock.
00:02:27Who's there?
00:02:28This is your publisher speaking.
00:02:29We don't want any.
00:02:30Read them and weep.
00:02:32Oh, really?
00:02:33There's only one way to find out.
00:02:34No, no, no.
00:02:35I'm too nervous to read it.
00:02:37The doctor is in.
00:02:38The first book from local talk radio sensation doctor Emma Lloyd, Real Love, establishes Lloyd
00:02:44as the latest Coja as the latest cojer of modern romance.
00:02:53The latest what?
00:02:55What do they call me?
00:02:56Codger, apparently.
00:02:57I don't know what that means.
00:02:58Do you know what that means?
00:02:59I don't even know how to spell it.
00:03:00K-H?
00:03:01What kind of word is Coja?
00:03:02Oh.
00:03:03They just show I love to be here.
00:03:05I don't know what I don't know.
00:03:07You don't know who it means?
00:03:08I don't know how to spell it.
00:03:09Oh.
00:03:10They just show I like the way.
00:03:11They just give me something.
00:03:12Oh, I mean, they just show it off, really.
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:15For a popular magazine to review a self-help book
00:03:18and pull out a word like Koja from the Turkish Hoka.
00:03:22A, a title of respect for a teacher.
00:03:25B, a wise man.
00:03:27A woman.
00:03:28Oh, or C, a subsect of ancient Ismaili assassins.
00:03:32Hmm. Let's go with A for teacher, shall we?
00:03:35I don't know. No, the, um, the assassin thing.
00:03:37I wouldn't throw that out.
00:03:39I just love those people from New York magazine.
00:03:41Do you think I should write them a thank you note?
00:03:43Well, same with those fruit baskets. People seem to love fruit.
00:03:45Mmm. I love fruit.
00:03:47Yeah, well, that's why I'm marrying you. My Koja.
00:03:52We're not done. We're not done.
00:03:53Come, let's go.
00:03:54All right. I got it.
00:03:56Okay. Let's see.
00:03:58Dr. Lloyd's analysis of loves, do's and don'ts
00:04:00is both insightful and trenchant.
00:04:02Trenchant? What the hell does that mean?
00:04:04Is that some kind of fancy word but full of shit?
00:04:06Trenchant?
00:04:07Direct and incisive action.
00:04:08Give me a break.
00:04:09Smart ass.
00:04:10What?
00:04:11I saw it on Jeopardy.
00:04:12I mean, why don't they just say, read the book, ruin your life?
00:04:14Why don't they just say that?
00:04:15That ain't.
00:04:16Why don't you read the sports page to us, huh?
00:04:17Physical gifts can offer such insightful observations
00:04:20into the human heart is a thing of wonder.
00:04:22Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trouble.
00:04:23One o'clock.
00:04:24Chicken soup for the heart.
00:04:26Oh, my ass.
00:04:28Hey. Hey, Sophia.
00:04:29Hello?
00:04:30Soph.
00:04:31Here we go.
00:04:32Hey, I'm reading about that very nice lady that helped you
00:04:34plunge a knife through my heart.
00:04:35Very trenchant stuff.
00:04:36I can't talk right now because I gotta be someplace.
00:04:39Oh, come on.
00:04:40We'll give you a ride.
00:04:41Hey, fellas, stop the truck.
00:04:44Soph.
00:04:45Come on.
00:04:46You haven't returned any of my calls.
00:04:47Well, I've been busy.
00:04:49Sophia, give the guy a break.
00:04:51Talk to him, Soph.
00:04:53I can't.
00:04:54Oh, don't do that, Soph.
00:04:55Come out here.
00:04:56Sophia.
00:04:57Please come out here so we can talk.
00:05:02No, no, no.
00:05:03Not you, sir.
00:05:04You can put your hands down.
00:05:06Firemen.
00:05:07We don't arrest people.
00:05:08No, we'll hose you down, though.
00:05:09Soph.
00:05:11I'm not gonna go anywhere until you come out here.
00:05:21I don't understand.
00:05:22You know, one minute we're getting married
00:05:24and we're talking about names for our kids,
00:05:26and the next because of some fruitcake.
00:05:28To the doctor.
00:05:29Of what, Soph?
00:05:31Of what?
00:05:32Talk to him here.
00:05:35Patrick, it's over.
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:39Okay? It's over.
00:05:43I gotta go.
00:05:50All right, show's over, folks.
00:05:51Let's keep it moving, huh?
00:05:52What are you looking at?
00:05:53I met someone I really like.
00:05:55All my friends tell me he's wrong for me.
00:05:57What do your friends say?
00:05:58That we have nothing in common.
00:06:00It's just the sex.
00:06:01I'm just running away
00:06:02from many more appropriate men who pursue me
00:06:04because I'm afraid of the real thing.
00:06:06So they say.
00:06:07So they say.
00:06:08Quiet!
00:06:09Leave the man alone.
00:06:10Can you not see that his heart is broken?
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00:06:57Good night, everybody.
00:07:27Hey.
00:07:29I'll be all right with you.
00:07:31I'm just giving Ann Coulter's frequent flyer miles to Michael Moore.
00:07:34AJ, come on, man.
00:07:35This hacking's getting out of hand.
00:07:36You know, you're in some serious trouble here.
00:07:37Too late.
00:07:38Bon voyage, Mr. Moore.
00:07:39You see that clipping on the love doctor's running plans?
00:07:41Yeah, who on the right mind's gonna marry a woman like that?
00:07:43Whoever we want.
00:07:44What do you mean?
00:07:45Check this out.
00:07:49Who's that?
00:07:50It's her.
00:07:51The love doctor?
00:07:52I got off her birth certificate.
00:07:53Oh, I don't know about this, AJ.
00:07:54What are you talking about?
00:07:55All you ever do is walk around muttering about, like, giving her a piece of your mind or letting
00:07:57her have it or fixing her wagon.
00:07:58Okay, for one, I've never said fix your wagon.
00:07:59Well, if you've moved on, that's different.
00:08:00I'm happy you finally put this behind you.
00:08:01All right, wait.
00:08:02Whoa.
00:08:03Shh.
00:08:04Shh.
00:08:05Shh.
00:08:06Shh.
00:08:07Shh.
00:08:08Shh.
00:08:09Shh.
00:08:10Shh.
00:08:11Shh.
00:08:12Shh.
00:08:13Shh.
00:08:14Shh.
00:08:15Shh.
00:08:16Shh.
00:08:17Maybe me telling her how I feel and holding her accountable would be, you know, important
00:08:24for my growth or whatever.
00:08:25What do you think?
00:08:26What am I?
00:08:27You're yogi?
00:08:28I thought you just wanted a little payback.
00:08:29Let's do it.
00:08:30Thanks.
00:08:31Oh, no.
00:08:32Hey, you're married.
00:08:33I'm married.
00:08:34I'm what?
00:08:35Already married.
00:08:36You're married.
00:08:37You're married.
00:08:38You're married.
00:08:39I'm married.
00:08:40Yes.
00:08:41I'm what?
00:08:42Already married.
00:08:43You're married.
00:08:44You're married.
00:08:45You're married.
00:08:46Already married.
00:08:47According to who?
00:08:48According to whom?
00:08:49The state of New York.
00:08:51That's impossible.
00:08:52Yes, there must be some mistake.
00:08:53I have never been married.
00:08:54No, you must have the wrong Emma Lloyd.
00:08:57Emmeline Willing Lloyd?
00:08:59The real name is Emmeline.
00:09:02Apparently there are a lot of things you don't know about her.
00:09:05How do we fix this?
00:09:06Annulment forms.
00:09:07Fill them out.
00:09:08Have them notarized.
00:09:09Bring them back.
00:09:11I can't believe I didn't know that.
00:09:13And your husband needs to sign them, too.
00:09:14Fiance.
00:09:15Husband.
00:09:16I don't have a husband.
00:09:17Then who is Patrick Thomas Sullivan of Astoria, New York?
00:09:21Who is he?
00:09:22I don't know.
00:09:23He's your husband.
00:09:24Address is right there.
00:09:26Astoria.
00:09:27Queens.
00:09:28Don't worry, I know a lawyer who can sort this out quietly.
00:09:30I'm sure that won't be necessary.
00:09:32I'm afraid it will, darling.
00:09:33I've got a book to launch.
00:09:34Yours, I might add.
00:09:35Richard, you don't really think I'm married.
00:09:36No, no, no.
00:09:37It's not that.
00:09:38It's just the timing of this could not be worse.
00:09:40I know.
00:09:41You know I'm in the middle of recalling 70,000 copies of a very moving memoir by a new author
00:09:45that we've trumpeted as an ex, Maya Angelou, who turns out to have plagiarized.
00:09:48Guess who?
00:09:49Maya Angelou.
00:09:50I forgot about that one.
00:09:51Well, I didn't.
00:09:52And now the headline, love, doctor, a polygamist, just flashed before my eyes.
00:09:55Hold these.
00:09:56And on top of everything else, there's the Bollenbecker takeover.
00:09:59And you know, they haven't announced which publishers they'll be keeping and which publishers
00:10:02they'll be dumping.
00:10:03So one self-help author who can't seem to help herself from being already married in Abingdon
00:10:06Books could be history.
00:10:07Darling, I understand completely.
00:10:09Trust me.
00:10:10I'll take care of it.
00:10:11Everything will be fine.
00:10:12Oh, no, darling.
00:10:14Not a jockey.
00:10:19You don't need this.
00:10:20No, you're absolutely right.
00:10:21This is moment of weakness.
00:10:24Go get him.
00:10:25Taxi!
00:10:27Bye, sweetie.
00:10:55Hello?
00:10:56Hello?
00:10:57Hello?
00:11:02Hello?
00:11:03Excuse me.
00:11:04You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you?
00:11:05You are?
00:11:06No.
00:11:07May I help you?
00:11:08I hope so.
00:11:09Is this 2301 33rd Street?
00:11:10Yes, it is.
00:11:11I'm looking for someone who's supposed to live here by the unlikely name of Patrick Sullivan?
00:11:15Patrick.
00:11:16Patrick.
00:11:17Where are you?
00:11:18Where are you?
00:11:19Patrick.
00:11:20Where are you?
00:11:21Where are you?
00:11:22Where are you?
00:11:23Where are you?
00:11:24Where are you?
00:11:25Where are you?
00:11:26Where are you?
00:11:27Keep going, tall lady.
00:11:28Keep going.
00:11:29Excuse me.
00:11:30Excuse me.
00:11:31Excuse me, sir.
00:11:32Officer.
00:11:33Hello?
00:11:34Hello?
00:11:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:11:36Hey.
00:11:37Hey, I'm sorry, I...
00:11:39No, no, no, no, it's fine.
00:11:40I'm calling.
00:11:50Excuse me.
00:11:52Excuse me, sir.
00:11:54Officer.
00:11:57Hello?
00:11:57Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:11:59Hey.
00:12:00Hey, I'm sorry, I-
00:12:01No, no, no, it's fine.
00:12:02Um, can you tell me how I can find Patrick Sullivan?
00:12:10I couldn't get that lady out of the-
00:12:15You got 500 pounds.
00:12:16Yeah, she just knocked you in the head with the skillet.
00:12:18The frying pan.
00:12:18Right.
00:12:19Patrick.
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21You're not gonna believe this, but that home-wrecking lady
00:12:23from the radio just walked in here.
00:12:25Oh, I believe you.
00:12:26I'm gonna help you?
00:12:26I'm so screwed.
00:12:27What is she doing here?
00:12:28I'm looking for Patrick Sullivan.
00:12:29I was told at the fire station he might be here.
00:12:31Right over there.
00:12:32Just looked over here.
00:12:34What are you having?
00:12:34Um, whatever he's having.
00:12:36Yeah, bring him right over.
00:12:37He's walking right this way.
00:12:40He's taking his coat off.
00:12:41How do you do?
00:12:42It-It just looked at me again.
00:12:44It's coming over here.
00:12:45It-It's coming right for me.
00:12:46What does it want?
00:12:50Patrick Sullivan?
00:12:51You're not an easy man to find.
00:12:53I'm Emma Lloyd.
00:12:54He thinks I'm you.
00:12:55Help me out of here, huh?
00:12:56Hey, I, uh, I dropped my chalk.
00:12:58I'm Patrick Sullivan.
00:12:59This is my opponent, Larry Burleson.
00:13:01Oh, Mr. Sullivan?
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:03Mr. Burleson, how do you do?
00:13:04I'm here for the oddest of reasons.
00:13:05Well, we all are, sweetheart.
00:13:06You are.
00:13:07This mine?
00:13:08Sure.
00:13:08Do you mind if I interrupt your game for just a moment?
00:13:09Yeah, knock yourself out.
00:13:10No, no, no, I didn't mean-
00:13:11Well, you don't play.
00:13:11Well, yes, I can, actually.
00:13:12Then you have stripes.
00:13:14Down the hatch.
00:13:15No, no, Mr. Sullivan, I'm here.
00:13:16Well, you don't drink.
00:13:17You don't play pool.
00:13:19Perhaps I can get you an herbal tea.
00:13:20I mean, I'm here.
00:13:21No, no, no.
00:13:21I'm here.
00:13:24Not in the corner.
00:13:29Tony, we're gonna need another round over here.
00:13:30Mr. Sullivan, something very unfortunate has happened and it could really make a mess of
00:13:34my life.
00:13:35I'm sorry to hear that.
00:13:35No, no, no, no. It's certainly not your fault.
00:13:37It's still your shot.
00:13:39Um, all right.
00:13:41Well, how can I explain?
00:13:42You see, um, uh, I'm about to be married.
00:13:46That was too bad.
00:13:47But congratulations on the whole other thing.
00:13:48Hey, hey, everybody, we got a bride in our midst, don't we?
00:13:50Hey, hey, hey, we're going to need another round over here.
00:13:53Thank you about that. That won't be necessary.
00:13:54Oh, no, it's necessary. I feel a toast coming on.
00:13:57Wait a second. I know you.
00:14:00Excuse me?
00:14:00Yeah, yeah. Real love with Dr. Emma Lloyd.
00:14:03You're that lady I hear on the radio.
00:14:04Yes, of course. Yeah, you found me out.
00:14:07Have you ever been on television?
00:14:08Um, no, but I have a book coming out.
00:14:10I love television.
00:14:11You know, my girlfriend, she never misses your show.
00:14:13Oh, well, has it been helpful in your relationship?
00:14:16Oh, you have no idea.
00:14:18It's completely changed our lives.
00:14:19Oh, really? That is so nice to hear.
00:14:22Here you go.
00:14:23To the bride and ever-changing light.
00:14:25To the bride!
00:14:29Mr. Sullivan, as I was saying,
00:14:31you see, I'm about to be married.
00:14:33Hey, you should be careful about that.
00:14:34You know, 43% of marriages end in divorce.
00:14:36That's right. That's right.
00:14:38It's all about picking the right partner.
00:14:39That's so true.
00:14:40That's so true.
00:14:41In order to do that, my fiancé Richard and I,
00:14:43we need a license from the state of New York.
00:14:45Do you remember Richie from dispatch?
00:14:46Nice to meet you.
00:14:46Asshole, come on.
00:14:47Right, so on an otherwise perfectly lovely morning,
00:14:49we go down to City Hall.
00:14:50Tamara and Richie!
00:14:51Emma and Richie!
00:14:51Emma and Richie!
00:14:52Richard!
00:14:52Richard!
00:14:53And I don't want any more.
00:14:56What am I trying to tell you?
00:14:56Hey, you're right, you know,
00:14:56you probably didn't want Richie to see y'all hammered before he wasn't that.
00:14:59Hey, Tony, why don't you give me that herbal tea over here?
00:15:01Herbal tea coming up.
00:15:03One for me, Tony.
00:15:06Very funny answer, Sullivan.
00:15:08Very funny.
00:15:09I'll have you know I don't get drunk.
00:15:10Oh, you don't?
00:15:11No.
00:15:12My father taught me a very good trick in regard to holding one's liquor.
00:15:14You simply recite the president's names in order.
00:15:17Hello?
00:15:18Forwards or backwards?
00:15:19Watch and learn, gentlemen.
00:15:21To Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, and Monroe.
00:15:26Carter!
00:15:27Carter!
00:15:27Reagan!
00:15:29Reagan!
00:15:30Bush!
00:15:32Bush!
00:15:32Do you think maybe we should pour you into a cab at this point?
00:15:35Maybe your fiancée's getting a little worried.
00:15:36Oh, yes, that's right.
00:15:38That is exactly what I came to talk to you about.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41Yes, Mr. Sullivan, it seems we're married.
00:15:43Come again.
00:15:44We are married!
00:15:48Don't you marry a rich?
00:15:49Exactly!
00:15:50I'm over here.
00:15:51Right.
00:15:51Uh, yes, it seems that we, I mean we, are the innocent victims of a glitch.
00:15:58Some computer somewhere, somehow, something, I don't know, has married us.
00:16:02A glitch?
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:03I'll say a big one.
00:16:06Oh, boy.
00:16:07So, um, if, um, you would just be so kind as to sign these papers, I...
00:16:14Oh!
00:16:14Oh!
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:16Oh!
00:16:16Oh!
00:16:17Oh!
00:16:17Oh!
00:16:18Oh!
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00:16:19Oh!
00:16:19Oh!
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:21Oh!
00:16:21Washington, Madison, Adamson.
00:16:24Oh, you're a fireman.
00:16:25Indeed I am.
00:16:26I always thanked you guys.
00:16:28Mm.
00:16:29Uh...
00:16:31Uh!
00:16:32Ike's, uh-結果...
00:16:33The bikes are out now.
00:16:33Yeah!
00:16:35Uh!
00:16:36Bob Lock..
00:16:38Ahhm...
00:16:39Oh, sorry about that.
00:17:09Oh, God.
00:17:16Ouch.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:34I don't know.
00:18:04I'll see you now.
00:18:07Uh-uh.
00:18:12Oh, no.
00:18:23Hey!
00:18:25Hello?
00:18:27Oh, no!
00:18:28Oh, no!
00:18:36Oh, my God!
00:18:38Oh, my God!
00:18:45Oh, my God!
00:18:55Lumbie?
00:18:58Oh, my God!
00:19:03Oh, my God!
00:19:07Good morning, Dr. Lloyd.
00:19:09Good morning.
00:19:11Great!
00:19:13Oh, yeah.
00:19:15Good morning, Dr. Lloyd.
00:19:17Good morning.
00:19:19Great!
00:19:21Oh, yeah.
00:19:23Oh, yeah.
00:19:25Oh, my.
00:19:26I need the emergency outfit.
00:19:27What?
00:19:28The emergency outfit.
00:19:29The outfit I keep for emergencies.
00:19:30I need it.
00:19:31Richard called six and a half times.
00:19:32The last time he hung up, I think he knew he was looking a little desperate.
00:19:34Is he worried about the Ballenbacker takeover?
00:19:35Can you get it for me, please?
00:19:36On the phone?
00:19:37Why'd you do that?
00:19:38Because it's fun.
00:19:39The outfit?
00:19:40Not here.
00:19:41I had a date.
00:19:42Did you know that we're not even remotely the same size?
00:19:44Richard, aspirin, coffee.
00:19:45Oh, and your father?
00:19:46Now!
00:19:47Please hold.
00:19:48Richard, line one.
00:19:50Richard, sweetheart.
00:19:51I am so sorry I didn't call.
00:19:52I was already in Queens and so I thought I'd stay at my father's and go for wedding stuff.
00:19:55Why didn't you call me?
00:19:56And he brought you in this morning with a couple of times.
00:19:57I'm sorry.
00:19:58I'm sorry.
00:19:59I'm sorry.
00:20:00I'm sorry.
00:20:01I'm sorry.
00:20:02I'm sorry.
00:20:03I'm sorry.
00:20:04I'm sorry.
00:20:05I'm sorry.
00:20:06I'm sorry.
00:20:07I'm sorry.
00:20:08I'm sorry.
00:20:09I'm sorry.
00:20:10I'm sorry.
00:20:11I'm sorry.
00:20:12I'm sorry.
00:20:13I'm sorry.
00:20:14And he brought you in this morning with your mom's wedding dress.
00:20:17You brought me back in this morning with my mom's wedding dress.
00:20:20And your father's here.
00:20:21She knows that.
00:20:23That's beautiful.
00:20:24Yes.
00:20:25I found Sullivan.
00:20:26Coffee Wild Horse.
00:20:27I'd love some.
00:20:28I've got the papers.
00:20:29You're welcome.
00:20:30No, no, not on me.
00:20:31Do you know where the coffee filters thing is?
00:20:33I don't work here.
00:20:34I know they have to be notarized.
00:20:35Oh, sure.
00:20:36Don't worry about anything.
00:20:37I have everything under control.
00:20:38You have enough on your plate without having to worry about this.
00:20:41No, don't.
00:20:42Emma, your husband would like to be a wordsman?
00:20:45Who?
00:20:46Patrick Sullivan.
00:20:47Sweetheart, can you hold, please?
00:20:50Not a word.
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:53Hey, you there.
00:20:54Hello?
00:20:55Ah, Mr. Sullivan?
00:20:56Yeah, hey.
00:20:57Let me get you the point.
00:20:58I believe I left some very important documents in your...
00:21:00Richard, phone.
00:21:01Can you just hold on one teeny tiny little second?
00:21:04Don't go away.
00:21:05Richard, sweetheart, I am so sorry to keep you holding.
00:21:10Yes.
00:21:11I'll explain everything at the cake tasting.
00:21:13But you promised.
00:21:15All right.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:17Husband!
00:21:18Self!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:20Mr. Sullivan?
00:21:21Mr. Sullivan?
00:21:22Dr. Lloyd's office?
00:21:23No.
00:21:24Wilder here.
00:21:25Mr. Sullivan, hello?
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:27Is your father on two?
00:21:28Gotta run, darling.
00:21:29See you later.
00:21:30Aren't you gonna wait for your coffee, Wilder?
00:21:31Nobody's got that kind of thing.
00:21:32I don't know what you think you're smirking about, Wilder.
00:21:35No, no, honey, I'm just glad to see you're having some fun.
00:21:37Does it look like I'm having fun?
00:21:39Wait!
00:21:40You drove all the way in just to bring Mom's dress?
00:21:43Well, actually, I was hoping to lure you over to Bemelman's for a banana split like the old days.
00:21:49Bemelman's has been closed for ten years.
00:21:51Ah, well, my timing's always been a little off.
00:21:54Don't keep your husbands waiting.
00:21:56It's not what you think.
00:21:57Yeah, I know.
00:21:58Mr. Sullivan?
00:21:59Hey, hey.
00:22:00Thank you so much for calling back.
00:22:01No problem.
00:22:02Excuse me?
00:22:03What do you want?
00:22:04Cars downstairs.
00:22:05You're late.
00:22:06Mr. Sullivan?
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09About last night.
00:22:10What exactly happened?
00:22:11Well, I'll tell you this.
00:22:12You do one hell of a remedy.
00:22:13Uh-huh.
00:22:14Well, that doesn't sound like me at all.
00:22:16And that wasn't even the good part.
00:22:17What do you mean that wasn't the good part?
00:22:18I'm here.
00:22:19I'm here.
00:22:20Where?
00:22:21Hey, I'm losing you.
00:22:22Hello?
00:22:23Can you hear me now?
00:22:24Look, forget last night.
00:22:25What I want is a rather large stack of papers that I need you to sign.
00:22:27I've got them right here.
00:22:28You do?
00:22:29You made my day.
00:22:30Coffee?
00:22:32You know, I know a notary not far from here.
00:22:35Right now?
00:22:36I just had this appointment.
00:22:37It took me three months to get.
00:22:38That sounds important.
00:22:39It is.
00:22:40It's a cake tasting.
00:22:41Like I said, important stuff.
00:22:42It's the wedding cake.
00:22:43And she's Marilyn Hirschfield.
00:22:44She's a very respected cake maker.
00:22:45These appointments are very hard.
00:22:46I love cake.
00:22:47What are you doing?
00:22:48Well, scoot over.
00:22:49Hey!
00:22:50This cake is fantastic.
00:22:51Shh, please, please.
00:22:52Hey, can I get another slice of this one, please?
00:22:55I believe you've already tried the buttercream, sir.
00:22:57It's not me.
00:22:58It's my fiance.
00:22:59She's on the fence about the buttercream.
00:23:00I am not.
00:23:01Hey, excuse me.
00:23:02You don't have any milk back there, do you?
00:23:03Sure.
00:23:04So after this, we go to the notary, right?
00:23:05Yeah, absolutely.
00:23:06Hey, how much is this?
00:23:07It's free, sir.
00:23:08Bullshit!
00:23:09It's free!
00:23:10Here you are, sir.
00:23:11There's my milk.
00:23:12Would you like a sip?
00:23:14No, thank you.
00:23:15I'm not six.
00:23:17Holy crap.
00:23:18Cake down.
00:23:19I need a spoon.
00:23:20Oh, don't worry about it.
00:23:21I got this.
00:23:22And here we have our dark Belgian chocolate with vanilla loose torques.
00:23:27That's awesome.
00:23:32Oh, my God.
00:23:33You know, if you mix these two together, it tastes just like a ring ding.
00:23:36Baby, you gotta try this.
00:23:37No, no, no.
00:23:38That's right.
00:23:39Not your baby.
00:23:40No, no, no, no.
00:23:41Ah!
00:23:42No!
00:23:43Ah!
00:23:44Huh?
00:23:45Huh?
00:23:46Mmm.
00:23:47It's yummy.
00:23:48It's super duper.
00:23:49Mm-hmm.
00:23:50Um, may I, um, may I have just one more glass of milk, please?
00:23:54That a girl.
00:23:55Milk for my bride.
00:23:56In fact, milk's all around.
00:23:57Milk's all around.
00:23:58Hey, where are you ladies from?
00:24:00Germany.
00:24:01Wow.
00:24:02You must really like cake.
00:24:03Yeah, you gotta try this.
00:24:04And mix these two together.
00:24:06Hey, hey, can we get, uh, can we get some ring ding things for the gals over here, please?
00:24:09Darling, I am certain that everyone's being attended to.
00:24:12Baby, I got this covered.
00:24:13Don't you worry about it.
00:24:14All right.
00:24:15Quite a handful you got there.
00:24:16That is impulsive, unpredictable.
00:24:19You never know what he's gonna do next.
00:24:21Full of surprises.
00:24:23But that's the fun of it though, isn't it?
00:24:25Of course it is.
00:24:26It is.
00:24:27Trust me.
00:24:28Oh.
00:24:29It reminds me of my husband when we first met.
00:24:31Everybody thought we were a total mismatch, but we had so much fun.
00:24:35And we still do 25 years later.
00:24:39Hey.
00:24:40What are you ladies talking about over here?
00:24:41I know.
00:24:42We're talking about the men in our lives.
00:24:43Ah, boys.
00:24:44Girl, stop.
00:24:45Never mind.
00:24:46How did you two meet?
00:24:48Oh, honey.
00:24:49You tell the story.
00:24:50You tell it a lot better than I do.
00:24:51No, no, no, no.
00:24:52You tell it.
00:24:53You're the good, uh, teller of it.
00:24:56All right, all right.
00:24:57Sure.
00:24:58You ladies ever heard of pro wrestling?
00:25:00Stop.
00:25:01Kidder.
00:25:02Oh, he's such a kidder.
00:25:03Kidder.
00:25:04It was a, um, uh, a blind date.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:09We were fixed up.
00:25:10Yes, that's right.
00:25:11Fixed up, but not with each other.
00:25:12It was two separate blind dates in the same bar.
00:25:15Both going terribly.
00:25:16Horribly.
00:25:17It makes you think about those people who set us up.
00:25:19Susie and Alan.
00:25:20Susie and Alan.
00:25:21What the hell did they know?
00:25:22I don't know.
00:25:23Anyway, I guess he noticed me.
00:25:25Well, I'm gonna come on.
00:25:27Look at him.
00:25:28A guy would have to be blind.
00:25:30Noticed me suffering on my bad date,
00:25:33and then the band started playing this song,
00:25:35and it was my favorite song,
00:25:37and suddenly he was next to me,
00:25:39and he asked me to dance, and...
00:25:41I said yes.
00:25:44What was the song?
00:25:46The song?
00:25:47Mm-hmm.
00:25:48Oh, this song.
00:25:49Oh.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:51Overnight scenes, dinner and wine,
00:25:53Saturday girls.
00:25:55I was never in love, never had the time.
00:25:58Honey, every woman in the world.
00:26:00Every woman in the world.
00:26:01Laughing myself to sleep.
00:26:03Waking up lonely.
00:26:05I needed someone to hold me up.
00:26:08Come on.
00:26:09Girl, you're every woman in the world to me.
00:26:14You're my fantasy.
00:26:16You're my reality.
00:26:18That's it.
00:26:19Uh, that's the song.
00:26:27Man, that was totally off the top of my head, huh?
00:26:29Known each other for two hours,
00:26:30and we already got a song.
00:26:33We don't have a song.
00:26:35How long is this gonna take?
00:26:36Emma Lloyd?
00:26:37Deepak Manam Cheteverdi.
00:26:38Mr. Manam Cheteverdi.
00:26:39Deep.
00:26:40Me.
00:26:41Mr. Deep.
00:26:42I recognize you.
00:26:43You, the passed out lady that Patrick carries around sometimes.
00:26:44Yes, that would be me.
00:26:45Ronnie Wilson.
00:26:46Oh.
00:26:47How very thoughtful.
00:26:48Do we have to do this right now?
00:26:51Delicious.
00:26:52It's not unlike a ring ding.
00:26:53What'd I tell you about the ring ding?
00:26:54Yes, and I'm sure you'd really love a glass of milk with that.
00:26:56But I have to get home and change for my book party.
00:26:58So if you don't mind, Mr. Deepak.
00:26:59Don't rush me, young lady.
00:27:00I'm an ordinary public.
00:27:01I took a test.
00:27:02Okay.
00:27:03I'm sorry.
00:27:04Um.
00:27:05Um.
00:27:06How long do you think this will take?
00:27:07Well, let's just review.
00:27:08Hmm?
00:27:09Signatures.
00:27:10Check.
00:27:11Dates.
00:27:12Check.
00:27:13Well, now all you need is my seal and you'll be on your way in ten minutes.
00:27:15Oh, no.
00:27:16No.
00:27:17No.
00:27:18No.
00:27:19No.
00:27:20No.
00:27:21No.
00:27:22No.
00:27:23No.
00:27:24No.
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00:27:59No.
00:28:00No.
00:28:01No.
00:28:02No.
00:28:03No.
00:28:04No.
00:28:05Patrick, I'm out. Look, you've had your fun, but this is too far.
00:28:08You should be ashamed, a nice lady like that.
00:28:10I just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine, period.
00:28:13And then I don't know. She's starting to grow on me.
00:28:17No. Look, no growing, okay?
00:28:20No growing on anyone, by anyone.
00:28:22No knees weakened, no shines taken to, none of it.
00:28:26Not on my watch.
00:28:28Now go.
00:28:30You and Ajay have caused enough trouble.
00:28:33Out.
00:28:34Dr. Lloyd, this way, please.
00:28:37Dr. Lloyd? Dr. Lloyd, this camera.
00:28:40Smile, please.
00:28:41Oh, beautiful. Thank you very much.
00:28:42Smile. Smile.
00:28:44Over here, eye contact, please.
00:28:46Thank you very much.
00:28:47And this way, please.
00:28:50And where's Richard?
00:28:51Right over there. Thanks.
00:28:55Too Chevy, isn't it?
00:28:56No, no, it's wonderful.
00:28:58Signed, D. Mr. Braxton, Dr. Lloyd.
00:29:01I have so much to tell you.
00:29:03Did you get the papers?
00:29:04Um, they're at the dotary.
00:29:05Excellent.
00:29:06Carl Bollenbacker says, make that up to him.
00:29:08Oh?
00:29:08Now, he wasn't coming.
00:29:09He was coming.
00:29:11Is that good or bad?
00:29:11Oh, how can he be back?
00:29:12He hasn't even met you.
00:29:14You look stunning.
00:29:16What happened to your head?
00:29:17Oh, this bird accident.
00:29:18Pigeon flew into me.
00:29:19I'll take care of this.
00:29:23Emma?
00:29:23Do you remember Dr. Bennet?
00:29:24Yes, hi.
00:29:25Nice to see you, Dr. Bennet.
00:29:26Hi, June.
00:29:27Thanks.
00:29:32No sooner do we leave you than, bang, I see your picture big on a bus.
00:29:36Oh, from the cake tasting.
00:29:38I felt so foolish.
00:29:40I went and bought your book immediately.
00:29:42Oh, that was unnecessary.
00:29:43And later, I was reading your very sensible observation and your clinical judgments.
00:29:48Are they good things?
00:29:48Well, I'm sure some people find them very useful, but I was surprised that a helpless romantic
00:29:54can give such practical advice.
00:29:56Me?
00:29:56Helpless?
00:29:57Oh, yes.
00:29:58You.
00:29:58Hopelessly helpless.
00:29:59But let me finish.
00:30:00So, my husband, Carl, returns to the room, and on top of his paper, there is the invitation
00:30:06to this very party.
00:30:08Isn't this amazing?
00:30:10When you say Carl, do you mean Carl Bollenbacker?
00:30:13It's a small world, isn't it?
00:30:16Yes.
00:30:17Ginny.
00:30:18Like a marble, or a gumball.
00:30:21I had to drag Carl by the ear to come here.
00:30:23Oh, well, it is a girly book.
00:30:25Oh, no, it's not.
00:30:25That car can be very girly.
00:30:27Only that he doesn't like to socialize with someone whose company intends to liquidate.
00:30:32Liquidate?
00:30:34Who?
00:30:35Richard?
00:30:35Yes, but we can fix that.
00:30:37After this party, you and Richard will join us for dinner.
00:30:41If Carl sees the man I saw, Abigail Corte will be safe, I'm sure.
00:30:45Oh, well, that is unbelievably kind of you.
00:30:50But you see, Richard and I made plans, and so we're supposed to...
00:30:53There's only one thing you're supposed to do, Emma, and it's to bring your fiancé to dinner.
00:30:57Let's find Richard.
00:30:58Carl is waking.
00:30:58Oh, oh, my husband hates you, but you saved our marriage.
00:31:07Do you mind?
00:31:08Not at all.
00:31:09Um, who shall I make it out to?
00:31:10To Richard!
00:31:11Um, thank you.
00:31:19Oh, hey, hey, Emma, I brought the papers.
00:31:21Richard, sweetheart.
00:31:23Please go with me in this.
00:31:24Do you remember Greta Ballenbecker?
00:31:27It's a cake lady.
00:31:28It's a small world.
00:31:30So small, constantly shrinking.
00:31:32It must be the global warming.
00:31:33I want to introduce her to my husband.
00:31:36Her husband, Carl, is Carl Ballenbecker of the Ballenbecker Group,
00:31:38which just acquired Richard's your publishing house,
00:31:40and he's thinking of tumping you, Richard, and it.
00:31:43Wait, I want a publishing house?
00:31:44Yes, and you're my fiancé, so please just focus, concentrate.
00:31:48Got it?
00:31:49He's easy.
00:31:52You must be the cake, Duncan.
00:31:54You got me.
00:31:55That's my Richard.
00:31:58Casual fighters?
00:31:59Uh, I actually just came from soccer practice.
00:32:01You play football?
00:32:02Well, no, it's Podolsky.
00:32:04Podolsky!
00:32:05Well, no one could be Podolsky.
00:32:07I own his team, but he is a magnificent pain in the ass.
00:32:10But a genius.
00:32:11You own the Baron Munchen Club?
00:32:13Why don't you close a moron defense?
00:32:15He's been totally underutilized.
00:32:16Yeah, that's what I tell that stupid coach.
00:32:18Klinsman, gotta go.
00:32:19Does this be a glee?
00:32:20Excuse me, Mr. Ballenbecker, my name's...
00:32:22Ow!
00:32:22Jesus, Emma, what the hell?
00:32:23Hand nuggies.
00:32:24We give each other these little hand nuggies.
00:32:26This is my brother, Carl.
00:32:29Your name's Carl as well?
00:32:31This is a small world.
00:32:32Yes, teeny, like a gimlet.
00:32:33Yes, my tiny, teeny little brother, but not small.
00:32:36No, big, older, but not that much.
00:32:39Carl, who I love so very, very much.
00:32:42How's it going, bro?
00:32:44I'm sorry.
00:32:46I'm suddenly so very thirsty.
00:32:47Carl?
00:32:48Carl?
00:32:49Carl.
00:32:49Carl.
00:32:50This is Carl Ballenbeck, and I'm Greta's wife.
00:32:53And we're so charmed by your sister.
00:32:54And your outspoken fiancé, who seems to find fault with every player in the Bundesliga.
00:33:00Ah, but now Podolsky.
00:33:01Ah, but never Podolsky.
00:33:03Ah, but never Podolsky.
00:33:05So, this isn't English, but your sister is incredible.
00:33:08Yes, but we wrote that.
00:33:09Can I borrow Emmett from there?
00:33:10I'm sorry.
00:33:11Ah!
00:33:13Hanukki!
00:33:16Who's the man out there pretending to be me?
00:33:17I've explained everything.
00:33:18He's wearing sweatpants.
00:33:20That's Sullivan.
00:33:21Honey, you're stress-eating.
00:33:22I'm not.
00:33:22What?
00:33:22I wasn't at my father's last night.
00:33:24I was with Sullivan.
00:33:25Not with him, with him, but passed out in his apartment drunk.
00:33:27That sounds worse than it is.
00:33:28I assure you, I was fully clothed.
00:33:30Beyond that, I'm not really certain of anything, except that he showed up today with papers right
00:33:33when I had to go to the cake tasting, which you refuse to go to because you're so busy.
00:33:36Get back to the Ballenbeckers.
00:33:37As if I'm not.
00:33:37As if I'm just...
00:33:38Right, fine.
00:33:39So, at the cake tasting, there was this sweet lady, and she thought Sullivan was my fiancée,
00:33:45and I just couldn't disappoint her.
00:33:47But this lady wasn't sweet at all.
00:33:49She was Mrs. Ballenbecker, which I didn't know.
00:33:51Well, you certainly know now.
00:33:53Yes, yes, I do.
00:33:54But had I known, I wouldn't have let the whole thing continue.
00:33:56But it did continue until everyone was quite taken with him, especially Mrs. Ballenbecker,
00:34:00especially when he sang.
00:34:01He's a singer?
00:34:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:03He's a fireman.
00:34:04Darling, are you sure you want that?
00:34:06Yes, yes, I am.
00:34:07But what is he doing here?
00:34:09Well, apparently he came to bring me the notarized papers.
00:34:11But then there was Mrs. Ballenbecker, and of course I'm Emma Lloyd, and so he's my fiancée.
00:34:16And I am tiny brother Carl.
00:34:18Oh, Richard, I'm terribly sorry.
00:34:20But, oh, look, mini cupcakes.
00:34:24Look, Emma, I only got about half of what you're saying, but this still seems to be something
00:34:28that can be cleaned up quite easily.
00:34:29So before you harpoon what is left of my reputation, I am going to go in there.
00:34:32No, no, no, no, no, you can't.
00:34:34They're going to exterminate you.
00:34:35What?
00:34:36Not you, Abington folks.
00:34:37Not exterminate.
00:34:38Terminate.
00:34:39No, liquidate.
00:34:40That's it.
00:34:40Yes.
00:34:40Jump, reppin', little pieces.
00:34:41Sell it all off.
00:34:42Everything must go.
00:34:43That's why Carl wasn't coming.
00:34:45But he did come.
00:34:46Because Mrs. B made him come.
00:34:47She made him come so he could meet you.
00:34:49Oh, look, I think he's really starting to like you.
00:34:54Oh, all right, then.
00:34:55Let me think now.
00:34:57I know so many entities, I can buy at least another year before I pass out the cross,
00:35:00so we just have to get through this.
00:35:01What are we talking about?
00:35:02A few more minutes, right?
00:35:02And a dinner tonight.
00:35:04It was Mrs. B's idea so that Carl could get to know you a little better.
00:35:08He's gone.
00:35:08Carl?
00:35:09No, Sullivan.
00:35:10He's gone.
00:35:10But for dinner.
00:35:11Well, get him there.
00:35:11Oh, is Sullivan even in here?
00:35:19I don't see how he'd fit.
00:35:20Not now, Marcy.
00:35:25Find the Lioness Within.
00:35:26Oh, now you've read my book.
00:35:29Mr. Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here.
00:35:31Here's the deal.
00:35:32My entire career and my marriage to Richard probably are at stake here.
00:35:39Frankly, I need you.
00:35:40Oh, I really need you tonight.
00:36:03Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:06Don't have to do it.
00:36:07You got hit by a cab?
00:36:08Good, nice touch.
00:36:09What hospital are you in?
00:36:11I'll be right there.
00:36:12He was hit by a cab.
00:36:14Who was hit by a cab?
00:36:16Who's that?
00:36:18Oh, so it was only your foot.
00:36:20And you're fine, you promise?
00:36:22Oh, Carl, he got a cab.
00:36:26Ran over his foot.
00:36:29Yeah.
00:36:29Okay, catch a break.
00:36:30Drink lots of cocoa.
00:36:31Bye-bye, darling.
00:36:31Bye-bye, Carl.
00:36:32Richard, I was beginning to think a man who would leave his fiancée unattended for so long
00:36:39might not be as charming as I imagined.
00:36:42But, no matter.
00:36:44Please, join us for dinner.
00:36:46Carl, look, I know how important this dinner is to my future with the Ballenbecker group.
00:36:52But, see, I've got this family thing.
00:36:55And where I come from, family comes first.
00:36:57So, I'm just here to invite you to a party.
00:37:03Could be a lot of fun.
00:37:05Two family!
00:37:06Two family!
00:37:07Two family!
00:37:08Two family!
00:37:29I'm for the magic of things!
00:37:33Excuse me.
00:37:34I'm for the magic of things!
00:37:34Yes, you're the man!
00:37:35What's with all the white people?
00:37:37Party crashes.
00:37:39You mean that one?
00:37:41You mean that one?
00:37:43You mean that one from me.
00:37:45You want to come from there?
00:37:47Get up there.
00:37:49What is it?
00:37:51What is it?
00:37:53What is it?
00:37:55What is it?
00:37:57What is it?
00:37:59What is it?
00:38:01What is it?
00:38:03What is it?
00:38:05Om Samasvaha.
00:38:07Om Narayana.
00:38:09Om.
00:38:11Om.
00:38:17Om.
00:38:19Udhutyan jatavidasam devam.
00:38:21Sitram devanam budagadhanikam.
00:38:23Yagnopavitam.
00:38:25Paramam pavitram.
00:38:27Prajapateryat sahajam purastat.
00:38:31Ayushtamagram.
00:38:33Patimuntasubram.
00:38:35Yagnopavitam.
00:38:37Balamastutidha.
00:38:39Oh, I love my husband.
00:38:43But he snores so bad.
00:38:45Thanks, Frito.
00:38:47My lovely husband snores all the time.
00:38:49I use a tight slap.
00:38:51Oh.
00:38:52Tight slap.
00:38:53Really cute.
00:38:55I know.
00:38:57Check your menu for hidden messages, ladies.
00:38:59See, it's part of the tradition.
00:39:01Back when marriages were arranged,
00:39:03the groom would search his bride's painted body
00:39:05on their wedding night just to find his initials.
00:39:07Aw.
00:39:08That's naughty.
00:39:09Oh, that's naughty.
00:39:32No, no, no.
00:39:33Keep in the house.
00:39:35I know so much.
00:39:37You look cute.
00:39:41You look cute.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:52Oh, cute.
00:39:53That's cute.
00:39:54O muhabbat ki dunya nashay manjahan
00:39:58Dune chan, dune chan, dune chan maan
00:40:02Dune chan maan, dune chan maan
00:40:09Dune chan maan
00:40:24Dune chan maan
00:40:28Did I happen to say thank you?
00:40:30You did, and you're welcome
00:40:34You're not the person I thought you were, Patrick Sullivan
00:40:38Likewise, Dr. Lloyd
00:40:43I can't. I have to go
00:40:54Wilder, it's me. Can you come get me?
00:41:18Hey
00:41:20Hey, got any beer?
00:41:24You did good tonight
00:41:25Thanks
00:41:38You gotta tell her, man. Girls are way into honesty
00:41:43Alright, goodnight you two
00:41:49Honestly, Wilder, I mean, what am I doing? I'm running around Queens in the middle of the night
00:41:53Crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two weeks before my wedding with a man who is technically my husband
00:41:59Beats me, Anne
00:42:01Would you like another one?
00:42:02Mmm, yeah
00:42:04Extra eggs
00:42:05Thank you, Daddy
00:42:06Mm-hmm
00:42:07I wish Mom were here
00:42:08Yeah, me too
00:42:09She'd know exactly what to tell you, wouldn't she?
00:42:12Well, you're doing alright, actually
00:42:14You still make a mean breakfast
00:42:16I will second that
00:42:17He also makes amazing smoothies
00:42:19Is there still time for one?
00:42:21Um, no
00:42:23Lauren, this is Emma
00:42:24Emma!
00:42:25Oh my God
00:42:26My mom loves you
00:42:28I listen to your show too, but I don't have a radio
00:42:30Which reminds me, is there a mall around here? Or like a Best Buy or something?
00:42:34Oh, it's a Toys R Us
00:42:36Maybe they'll have something for her
00:42:37Nice to meet you
00:42:38Wilder
00:42:39It's been late
00:42:40Um, excuse us
00:42:42Is there something wrong with you?
00:42:45No, no, nothing
00:42:46I'm just late and I have to go meet Richard, so
00:42:49Don't jump to conclusions, alright?
00:42:51Thanks for breakfast, Wilder
00:42:54Sorry I can't stick around for this smoothie
00:42:56You don't know everything there is to know, by the way
00:42:59Oh, like some things never get old
00:43:02And, um, like ours here
00:43:04Look, this time you're really wrong, Emma
00:43:06You are
00:43:10Goodbye, Wilder
00:43:12Bye, sweetheart
00:43:15Daddy loves you, nonetheless
00:43:24The golf tee white is stylish, but, um, I just, it's been done
00:43:28You know
00:43:29And it's not as common as the, as the picket fence white
00:43:31Which is safe, but I just feel it's a bit boring
00:43:34Now you see, the Navajo white is bold of it
00:43:36Sort of in-your-face white
00:43:37I don't know, um, they all look the same to me
00:43:40Hmm
00:43:41In what way?
00:43:42In that they're all white
00:43:44Yes, but different, I mean, wildly different
00:43:48Are you not going to ask me about it last night?
00:43:51Well, I assumed it went pretty well
00:43:53The Bollenbecher Group has renewed my contract another five years, thanks to you
00:43:56Now all we need to do is file those papers and we can put this whole thing behind us
00:43:59Um, well
00:44:05I don't have the papers
00:44:09What's going on, eh?
00:44:10I don't know
00:44:11He had them at the book signing
00:44:12And then somewhere between the dinner and New Panyana
00:44:14Indian bar mitzvah, don't ask
00:44:17I misplaced them
00:44:18Don't worry
00:44:19I had them in my hands
00:44:20Don't worry about it
00:44:21It's so unlikely
00:44:23It's all right
00:44:24I'm gonna take care of everything from now on
00:44:28Here's the thing
00:44:29A white lie is still a lie
00:44:30I mean, maybe a subtler shade of truth
00:44:32But anyone who's really looking can see it painted on the wall
00:44:34So you're saying I should tell him the truth?
00:44:36What I'm saying is that a cream-colored, ivory-hued, matte-finished, half-truth will erode the foundation of your relationship
00:44:43I-I know you're getting married soon, right?
00:44:46Yep
00:44:47That's right
00:44:48Your fiancé must be a lucky man to know he has you to keep him honest
00:44:52We're both very lucky
00:44:54Brother Carl
00:44:56Didn't know you played
00:44:57Let's talk the bullshit, shall we?
00:44:59It's Richard
00:45:00Richard Braxton, as you well know
00:45:02Patrick Sullivan, as you well know
00:45:04What the hell, we're practically family
00:45:06You behave like a real gentleman over a...other odd period
00:45:10Emma tells me you did me a good turn last night, I appreciate that
00:45:13It was fun
00:45:15Now I'm afraid I have to play the spoilsport and just ask for those papers so we can go our separate ways
00:45:19Why don't you tell Emma I'll bring them by the office?
00:45:21No, that's not gonna happen
00:45:22Why's that?
00:45:23She and I have a life together which doesn't include you and I want to keep it that way
00:45:27So I'm asking you man to man not to see her, call her, text her
00:45:32I'm not much of a texter
00:45:35Well, somebody in your circle seems to have a gift for technology
00:45:38What do you mean?
00:45:41The more I look into this glitch, as Emma calls it, the less accidental it seems
00:45:46You might be technologically challenged, but can you think of anyone close to you?
00:45:49Might be able to pull this off
00:45:53Not off the top of my head, no
00:45:58Well, I intend to find out who did this
00:46:00I'm in love with someone
00:46:01What's wrong with them?
00:46:02Not cause you couldn't do it
00:46:03I'm in love with someone
00:46:04I'm in love with someone
00:46:05What's wrong with them?
00:46:07Not cause you couldn't tell you
00:46:09But who's the most Balance
00:46:11I am in love with someone
00:46:12What's the problem with them?
00:46:13If I start a commotion, I run the risk of losing you, and that's worse.
00:46:43You're dreaming. Wake up, girl. Do you share the same vision in the future?
00:46:47And you have to ask yourself the questions, okay?
00:46:50Smart, successful, beautiful woman cannot live on things alone.
00:46:53You may think that chemistry and attorney, hominality, and adventure, but that's enough to stop it.
00:46:58Please take a look at the pedagogical verses in chapter 7, and you'll find it.
00:47:03Thank you, Dr. Lee.
00:47:04Thank you, caller.
00:47:06Hi, you're on the air.
00:47:08Yeah, I'm reading your book too, Dr. Boyd.
00:47:09Would you call this a self-help book, or does that term offend?
00:47:13Uh, not in the least.
00:47:14Who does it help, exactly?
00:47:16Well, it...
00:47:17See, the thing is, I, uh, I haven't gotten to the helpful part yet.
00:47:24Perhaps you're a slow reader.
00:47:26But, you see, it doesn't tell you how to find somebody to love, or how you get somebody to love you back.
00:47:31All it does is tell you what's wrong with the person you're in love with, and that, to me, well, that's not very helpful.
00:47:37Well, perhaps it is you who are wrong for the person you think you are right for.
00:47:40Did you think of that, caller?
00:47:40What is it you think you know about me that would make you say that?
00:47:43I don't know anything about you.
00:47:45Yeah, you bet you don't.
00:47:46That's right, I don't.
00:47:47But since you called, here's some advice.
00:47:48Maybe instead of blaming others for your problems, you should consider looking at yourself.
00:47:52I'm looking right at my problem.
00:47:54Well, stop fogging up the mirror.
00:47:58Nice.
00:47:58Did you just hang up on a caller?
00:48:01No, no, no, I did not just hang up on a caller.
00:48:04No, hello, hello, uh, hello, uh, I think we've been disconnected.
00:48:09It must be those cell phones, those nasty cell phones.
00:48:12Well, thanks to my caller for calling, and I will be seeing you tomorrow for the next real love with Dr. Emma Lloyd.
00:48:18Are you crazy?
00:48:24How dare you come to my place of order and make prank calls?
00:48:26No, I'm just flipping through this thing, and I thought it was so tall and crap that maybe I ought to frigging call in.
00:48:31Oh, I seem to have to buy my book.
00:48:33No, I stole it from your party.
00:48:34You stole it?
00:48:35That makes sense.
00:48:36Yeah, and I took your little compatibility quiz.
00:48:38Really?
00:48:38How did you do?
00:48:39Well, according to this, my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to any freak who would buy or write a book like this.
00:48:44Guys, those just don't lie.
00:48:47New York City Fire Department, ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:49Official business.
00:48:50I ask you to please exit the elevator.
00:48:52Come on, ladies.
00:48:53Sir, thank you.
00:48:54What are you doing?
00:48:55Unsuitable?
00:48:57Is that really what you think of me?
00:49:01I don't think of you.
00:49:04You want to see unsuitable?
00:49:14Hey, security.
00:49:24What's the story with the elevators?
00:49:26Holy moly.
00:49:27My wife loves her show.
00:49:29I can't even get a guy to hold the door for me.
00:49:32Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step back.
00:49:34Please.
00:49:34Can you fix the focus on that, please?
00:49:36Yeah.
00:49:37Let's moment in a little bit for you.
00:49:38There you go.
00:49:41All right, I've had enough of this.
00:49:42Excuse me, sir, doctor.
00:49:45Doctor.
00:49:47I'm going to have to ask you to please stop.
00:49:49Stop what you're doing.
00:49:50Come down to the lobby immediately.
00:49:52Stop it.
00:49:53Stop it now, please.
00:49:54Stop it.
00:50:12Sorry about that.
00:50:22Which part exactly?
00:50:23Kissing you, thank you.
00:50:24Oh, well, we just got caught up.
00:50:25Carried away.
00:50:26Lost our heads.
00:50:29I'm getting married.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:33You love him?
00:50:37I only ask this because, being that I'm your husband and you're my wife, I have this vested interest in seeing you happy.
00:50:48I want to be happy.
00:50:50Aren't you?
00:50:52What is happiness anyway?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:58Tell me.
00:50:58You wrote the book.
00:50:59I guess I don't know.
00:51:00Patrick.
00:51:14It was nice being married to you.
00:51:17You too.
00:51:21Thanks.
00:51:23Bye, Emma.
00:51:30Oh, my God.
00:52:00I'm sorry I'm late. I know, I'm always so prompt.
00:52:21Larynx, don't worry. When I arrived, I told him to bring the drinks in ten minutes.
00:52:24Just... how's that, the timing?
00:52:26Oh, what a day. You've no idea.
00:52:28Actually, I kind of do.
00:52:30I heard your show today.
00:52:32That was Sullivan, I take it?
00:52:34Yes. The good news is, I got the papers.
00:52:38Everything's page 127, and I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
00:52:41We'll never see him again.
00:52:43So why don't you look happy?
00:52:45I am.
00:52:47Well, I've got something that might cheer you up.
00:52:51Harry Winston finished our rings.
00:52:53Want to have a look?
00:52:56Wow.
00:52:58The circle of eternity came out great, don't you think?
00:53:02No.
00:53:04They did mine wrong.
00:53:06What are you talking about? It's perfect.
00:53:08It says, do I, do I, do I? Not, I do, I do, I do.
00:53:12You know, Em, I think you're under a tremendous amount of stress at the moment.
00:53:24It's not stress, Richard. I just don't know.
00:53:26I'm really confused.
00:53:28Well, I'm not confused, Em. I know exactly what I want.
00:53:32I think you and I are the perfect team.
00:53:34Never doubted it for a moment.
00:53:36But I am not going to talk you into marrying me.
00:53:40So I suggest you take a few days and figure out what it is you want.
00:53:43In fact, why don't we begin that right now?
00:53:46Richard.
00:53:47Yeah, we had a really nice time, you know? Good conversation.
00:53:52He was kind of sweet and funny, but I don't know, there was something missing.
00:53:56There was no...
00:53:57Spark?
00:53:58Exactly.
00:53:59Yeah, caller, let me tell you something about sparks.
00:54:01Sparks cause fires, and fires will burn your house down, you know?
00:54:05So if you keep searching for good old Sparky, you know, you're sure to get burned.
00:54:08Trust me on that, okay?
00:54:22Oh, I'm so hungry.
00:54:24Wilder!
00:54:25Your girlfriend's wearing my robe!
00:54:27Actually, this girlfriend's daughter is wearing a robe.
00:54:31Hello, Emma.
00:54:33Aren't you my...
00:54:35So, um, why the big secret?
00:54:39Well, I wanted to tell you, but your father thought you wouldn't hire me as the caterer if you knew we were dating.
00:54:45Dating? Is that what you're calling?
00:54:46Well, that or this is an elaborate ruse of yours to get out of paying my bill.
00:54:50You've been worth every penny of it, huh?
00:54:52There you go again, always saying the perfect thing.
00:54:55You've been together for almost a year.
00:54:58Why didn't you tell me?
00:55:00Well, you've met so many women over the years, I thought maybe I'd end off from this introduction until we were sure of each other.
00:55:05And are we?
00:55:06Well, I am.
00:55:08I can't even keep track of all the things I've misunderstood.
00:55:11Hmm.
00:55:13Sorry.
00:55:17Dad?
00:55:19I know I never asked you, but, um, what do you think of Richard?
00:55:23Do you like him?
00:55:25Well, sure, honey, what's not to like?
00:55:27I mean, I mean, he's perfect, isn't he?
00:55:29Is that a compliment?
00:55:31You don't need compliments for me.
00:55:32I mean, I've never told you how to live or who to date.
00:55:35That's always been in your department, right?
00:55:38So, what if I'm, uh, losing my footing in my department and I'm asking for a second opinion?
00:55:43Well, I think Richard is a good, safe bet, you know?
00:55:50I mean, he's exactly the kind of guy that you've always gravitated toward and advised other women to pursue.
00:55:56Isn't he?
00:55:57Probably the type of fellow that my brand of fatherhood pushed you into.
00:56:02Look, honey, I mean, I've made some big mistakes in my life, some real whoppers, but if I hadn't, I probably wouldn't have been able to recognize the real thing when it came along.
00:56:12You don't have to be so right all the time, you know?
00:56:16It's okay to make a couple mistakes.
00:56:28Hello, darling.
00:56:29Oh, Emma.
00:56:30Emma, you're trained.
00:56:31Come, darling, Baba.
00:56:32Move.
00:56:33She has to eat.
00:56:34Quiet!
00:56:35Can't you see that she's not here to eat or watch telly or chit chat?
00:56:39She's come for the man she loves.
00:56:42You all, with your cum-cum and your sip-sit and your eat-eat, you're standing in the course of true love.
00:56:46Stand aside, I say!
00:56:48Through the beads up the stairs, two flights.
00:56:51What?
00:56:52What?
00:56:53What are you doing?
00:56:54What are you doing?
00:56:55What are you doing?
00:56:56What are you doing?
00:57:02Yeah, it's raining.
00:57:03I thought you'd have a day off.
00:57:06Come in.
00:57:07Let me, uh, let me get you some dry clothes.
00:57:19Patrick?
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21I think I called off my wedding.
00:57:25Am I, I need to tell you something.
00:57:40What?
00:57:44It can wait.
00:57:50You'll see.
00:57:52It's going to be a party.
00:57:54No, I'm not.
00:57:56I'm sorry.
00:57:57No.
00:58:01Vibh.
00:58:03It's very good.
00:58:05No.
00:58:06I'm sorry.
00:58:07You're so scared.
00:58:09You're so scared.
00:58:11No.
00:58:13No.
00:58:14No.
00:58:15No.
00:58:16No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:18No.
00:58:19How's it going in there, babe?
00:58:21Great.
00:58:22We're having toast.
00:58:24We'll be out in a minute.
00:58:26OK.
00:58:27OK.
00:58:28OK.
00:58:29OK.
00:58:30OK.
00:58:31OK.
00:58:32OK.
00:58:33OK.
00:58:34OK.
00:58:35OK.
00:58:36OK.
00:58:37OK.
00:58:38OK.
00:58:39OK.
00:58:40OK.
00:58:41OK.
00:58:42OK.
00:58:43OK.
00:58:44OK.
00:58:45OK.
00:58:46OK.
00:58:47OK.
00:59:08You're my fantasy.
00:59:10You're my reality.
00:59:13What is this?
00:59:20And this?
00:59:21And this?
00:59:22What are you, some kind of fixed stalker?
00:59:24No, Emma, it's not what you think.
00:59:25Emma.
00:59:26Emma, Emma, wait.
00:59:27I can't believe this.
00:59:28You saw the invitation.
00:59:29So you're married?
00:59:30No, no, I'm not married.
00:59:32Liar.
00:59:33Stay away from me.
00:59:34Emma.
00:59:35Emma, I can explain.
00:59:36Yeah?
00:59:37What?
00:59:38But this is no accident?
00:59:39There's no glitch?
00:59:40No, you.
00:59:41You are the glitch.
00:59:42You Googled me.
00:59:43Invaded my life.
00:59:44Invaded my privacy.
00:59:45Ruined my relationship.
00:59:47I almost called off my wedding for you.
00:59:50I trusted you.
00:59:51I had sex with you.
00:59:53I almost you're some sort of, some sort of con man, scam artist, deranged man.
00:59:57You know what?
00:59:58Don't flatter yourself.
00:59:59I, I, what have I done?
01:00:00I mean, Richard warned me about you.
01:00:01I warned people about men like you every day.
01:00:03All right, stop.
01:00:04Come on, stop.
01:00:05Emma, stop.
01:00:06I'm worsening my own callers.
01:00:08Can I show you something?
01:00:10Please?
01:00:15Do you know her?
01:00:18No, I don't.
01:00:19Yeah, you don't.
01:00:20Come here.
01:00:23That's Sofia.
01:00:24As in, you're cordially invited to the marriage of Patrick Thomas Sullivan and Sofia Adelia Maria Chichagua.
01:00:30She's Dominican.
01:00:31We met on the job.
01:00:32Well, she almost blew her bill in polishing those goddamn nails of hers.
01:00:35I carried her down 15 flights of stairs and sat next to her hospital bed until she woke up.
01:00:39What does this have to do with me?
01:00:40Did I mention she was a really big fan of your show?
01:00:42I listen to it every day.
01:00:43In fact, one day she called in.
01:00:45You probably don't remember.
01:00:46No, I don't.
01:00:48You told her to call off the wedding, Emma.
01:00:50Patrick, how...
01:00:51Someone you don't know and can't even remember and you changed her life and mine forever.
01:00:55I guess I wanted to educate you about that.
01:00:59About what it's like to have your life ripped out from under you.
01:01:03I wanted to knock you down, Opeg.
01:01:08You did.
01:01:09Emma, I...
01:01:10Goodbye, Patrick.
01:01:11Emma.
01:01:12Emma.
01:01:13Emma.
01:01:39It's beautiful.
01:01:40I was just thinking how...
01:01:42How it's too big for me without you here.
01:01:48Are you here?
01:01:52If you'll have me.
01:01:55You mean you still want to get married?
01:01:59I do.
01:02:01I do.
01:02:02I do.
01:02:04As many of you have heard, I'm getting married.
01:02:08People keep asking me if I'm nervous.
01:02:10But I'm not.
01:02:11My eyes are open and what I see is not the man of my dreams, but the man of my reality.
01:02:16He's who he says he is.
01:02:17They're where he's supposed to be.
01:02:19If you want to close your eyes, hold your breath and jump in.
01:02:22Try the high diving board at the YMCA.
01:02:25You know, there's an entire generation of men and women roaming New York City in search of the Holy Grail dream partner.
01:02:33But until we learn the difference between romantic love and real love,
01:02:38we're just searching in vain for something that doesn't even exist.
01:02:43Here we are.
01:02:45Till next time.
01:02:46I'll be the one who'll break my heart
01:02:50I'll be the one to hold the gun
01:02:54I know more than I knew before
01:02:59I know more than I knew before
01:03:04I didn't rest, I didn't stop
01:03:09Did we fight or did we talk?
01:03:11Ooh, I'll be the one who'll break my heart
01:03:17You have to ask yourself serious questions.
01:03:20Couples shouldn't feel they have anything to hide.
01:03:21Play with fire?
01:03:22You're gonna get burned.
01:03:23Is he responsible?
01:03:24Is he dependable?
01:03:25I can't trust what you merely lust.
01:03:26Does he give you a stable universe?
01:03:27Your love has to be earned, not yearned.
01:03:30You gotta stop obsessing about this old girlfriend of his, okay?
01:03:32Got it?
01:03:33Alright, next caller.
01:03:34Hard decision.
01:03:35Am I right?
01:03:36Well, caller.
01:03:37Trust me on that, alright?
01:03:38Next caller.
01:03:39Based on what?
01:03:40Okay.
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:42What do you want from me?
01:03:43But real love is just a theory, right?
01:03:45Yeah, a theory, yes.
01:03:46But based on ten years of research and study,
01:03:48a sociological, psychosexual, statistical analysis
01:03:51of men and women and their relationships, okay?
01:03:54Yeah, but what if you're wrong?
01:03:57Hello?
01:03:58You still there?
01:03:59How can I get though you started it?
01:04:02The truth tonight?
01:04:03And I won't believe it.
01:04:04The last divide.
01:04:05The last divide.
01:04:06The last divide.
01:04:07Do it.
01:04:08It comes to me again.
01:04:10The last divide.
01:04:11Do it.
01:04:12It comes to me again.
01:04:13The last divide.
01:04:14Take that one.
01:04:19The time is 15 minutes after the hour,
01:04:22and you're listening to Real Love with me, Dr. Emma Lloyd.
01:04:26Uh, yeah.
01:04:28We've got time for one more caller.
01:04:29We've got you.
01:04:30Patrick of Astoria.
01:04:36Patrick of Astoria.
01:04:38Oh, really?
01:04:38Because I thought for a second you weren't going to put me through.
01:04:41There are thousands of people listening, Patrick, from Astoria.
01:04:43Let's not waste their time. How can I help you?
01:04:45Okay, there's this girl that I'm falling for.
01:04:50That I have fallen for.
01:04:53And, uh, well, the trick is that she's getting married tomorrow.
01:04:56And if that's what she really wants, then I'm happy for her.
01:04:59That's very generous of you, Patrick, from Astoria.
01:05:02There's one other thing that she doesn't know.
01:05:05We're almost out of time, Patrick.
01:05:08The thing that I didn't tell her is, um...
01:05:11The thing she doesn't know.
01:05:12Come on.
01:05:13Is that I love her.
01:05:16You know, I, uh, I look at her and I see, I see my whole life.
01:05:20And I just thought she should know that.
01:05:23I'm afraid that's all the time we have caller for tonight.
01:05:26Oh, my God.
01:05:27It's Dr. Emma Lloyd.
01:05:29And you're listening to real love.
01:05:31Where'd she go?
01:05:32Where'd she go?
01:05:32Where'd she go?
01:05:33Get in here.
01:05:34Okay.
01:05:35Let's see.
01:05:36We got, um, Chuck on line four is looking for his soulmate.
01:05:40And Maria on line two just got dumped.
01:05:43So, Chuck.
01:05:45Yeah?
01:05:45Say what's up to Maria.
01:05:46How you doing, Maria?
01:05:57Well?
01:05:59You really like it?
01:06:01Perfect.
01:06:01You're perfect.
01:06:02I'm fucked.
01:06:04It's an interesting segue.
01:06:08Did you listen to the show last night?
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11He loves me.
01:06:12Yeah, I know.
01:06:12The entire tri-state area knows.
01:06:15The car is here.
01:06:16What am I going to do?
01:06:17Well, first thing, you should fire her.
01:06:19I heard that.
01:06:21Your sister at the keyhole.
01:06:23That's what you always wanted, huh?
01:06:24I did, didn't I?
01:06:25Instead, you got you and me.
01:06:28We didn't do it too badly, did we?
01:06:30We were a disaster.
01:06:31Yeah, we were.
01:06:36But I see a comeback in the making.
01:06:40Yeah?
01:06:42You know, for a guy who's waited this long to marry my daughter, you're sure he's cutting
01:06:49it close, don't you think?
01:06:51Do you know how I know I love you?
01:06:53How?
01:06:54Because nothing in the world would make me drag you to the altar again.
01:06:57No, we don't want to press our luck, do we?
01:07:01I should go see how Emily's doing.
01:07:02Let me know if he gets here.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:12Just take it off, Marcy, it's crooked.
01:07:14Let me try it.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:17So this goes like this.
01:07:22And this goes here.
01:07:26Here comes the bride.
01:07:27I can't do this.
01:07:39Excuse me, ladies.
01:07:40Could I just have a moment?
01:07:41Butchard.
01:07:57Wow.
01:07:58Look at you.
01:08:00Seems kind of silly, though, huh?
01:08:02Me in this dress.
01:08:04Veil.
01:08:05Bridesmaids.
01:08:06It's like some sort of play or something.
01:08:09No, you don't look silly.
01:08:13Well, you look extremely not silly and handsome yourself.
01:08:20I'm sorry I'm late.
01:08:21I had to go back to the city and get something for you.
01:08:32You forgot to file them?
01:08:33No, you should know by now I'm not really the forgetful type.
01:08:40No, no, you're not.
01:08:43Ever since you gave me this, I've been putting off filing them for some reason.
01:08:48Why do you think that is?
01:08:49I love you, Anne.
01:08:55I'm clever enough to know when I've lost.
01:09:01I should have asked you to marry me a long time ago.
01:09:05Or maybe we just missed our moment.
01:09:09If you married me today, you'd always be looking over your shoulder.
01:09:13Never be completely happy.
01:09:14I need to be happy, Anne.
01:09:19I can't stand it.
01:09:22Well, Richard...
01:09:23All right.
01:09:28I'll be right.
01:09:31As long as we can get past that angry mob out there.
01:09:33Oh, yeah.
01:09:34Them.
01:09:36I'll handle this.
01:09:37Really?
01:09:40No, not really.
01:09:41In fact, this time you should, Wally.
01:09:43I have no plan.
01:09:52Come on.
01:09:53Help me up.
01:09:55Give me that candle.
01:10:00Well, just wait until I've left the realm.
01:10:02I might need the suit again.
01:10:05Richard?
01:10:13I know it's out of your district, but here's the thing.
01:10:22I know it's out of your district, but here's the thing.
01:10:34You guys have sort of been requested.
01:10:45I know it.
01:10:46It is.
01:10:47I'm sorry.
01:10:47Yeah.
01:10:48You guys are doing this.
01:10:49I know it's done.
01:10:53I might have left it.
01:10:54What do you say?
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:57It is.
01:10:58What?
01:10:58Yes.
01:10:59Oh, my God.
01:11:03Oh, my God.
01:11:06Oh, my God.
01:11:07How are you doing?
01:11:25I had to talk to you.
01:11:32You know, you could have just called.
01:11:37So, what's up?
01:11:43This.
01:11:56When I was a kid, I used to have a hard time believing in happy endings.
01:12:01The heroin always seemed to ride off into the sunset with what I thought was the wrong guy.
01:12:05One day, my dad found me crying.
01:12:07I was watching The Lady and the Tramp, and he asked me what was wrong.
01:12:10I said, Dad, those two dogs don't stand a chance.
01:12:14They're wrong for each other.
01:12:16They have nothing in common.
01:12:17The movie's gonna end, and they're gonna break up and be heartbroken forever.
01:12:21He pulled me in close, and he said to me,
01:12:23I am. Sometimes, when you're really in love, you just don't sweat the small stuff.
01:12:29So, are you saying we should run away together?
01:12:32Woman, are you insane?
01:12:33What?
01:12:33You're old enough to be his mother. Wait till he gets out of high school and then call back.
01:12:35Who is that?
01:12:36Good day to you, madam.
01:12:37You said you were going to be on your best behavior.
01:12:39Just, I don't know how you do this. I mean, these people, they drive me crazy.
01:12:42Won't happen again.
01:12:43Okay, where was I?
01:12:44Don't sweat the small stuff.
01:12:45Right.
01:12:45Well, I guess I didn't appreciate my father's advice for a long time.
01:12:50You kind of have to figure out those things for yourself.
01:12:52But, enough about me.
01:12:53It's quarter past the hour, and now for a word from our sponsors.
01:12:57This is Dr. Emma Lloyd.
01:12:58You're listening to Real Love.
01:12:59Please don't go away.
01:13:01There's more to language juice than a great-tasting fruit.
01:13:05Haven't you got any cats to pull out of trees?
01:13:08That only happens in cartoons, Mrs. Sullivan, as you well know.
01:13:12Indeed I do, Mr. Sullivan.
01:13:13What can I do for you?
01:13:14I don't know.
01:13:15I just have to be in the neighborhood.
01:13:16Then I'd stop by and say hello.
01:13:18Why don't you come here for a second?
01:13:21I can't leave my desk.
01:13:22I have to be back.
01:13:23Oh, come on.
01:13:24Take and wait.
01:13:24Just stand up and walk towards me.
01:13:28You didn't come to see me at all, did you?
01:13:31Of course I did.
01:13:32I did.
01:13:36I did.
01:13:38I did.
01:13:42I did.
01:13:43I did.
01:13:57And we're back in five, four, three, two, and one.
01:14:05This is Dr. Aniloy.
01:14:07We're back with real love.
01:14:08Susie from Morningside Heights, you're on the air.
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