- 2 days ago
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:01Laura Blacklock. I'm Richard. So pleased to have you with us.
00:00:07Laura here is an award-winning journalist.
00:00:09She's doing a piece for us on the foundation.
00:00:10I know this is an unusual approach to charity.
00:00:12Three days on a luxury yacht.
00:00:14Laura here is going to be spying on us.
00:00:15The world awaits with bated breath.
00:00:31Someone's gone overboard.
00:00:33What did she see?
00:00:34It's the woman next door, the woman from the cabin there.
00:00:36She said it was from cabin 10.
00:00:37Yes, sir, that's what's so unusual.
00:00:38I was backing in.
00:00:39I turned around the chair.
00:00:40It was never a guest staying in here, Miss Blacklock.
00:00:42Everyone's accounted for.
00:00:44The woman I saw last night.
00:00:45There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Laura.
00:00:47You were convinced what you saw was real.
00:00:48It was real.
00:00:49No.
00:00:50These people run the world.
00:00:51Don't piss them off.
00:00:53You are a bit of a down and low.
00:00:55It's kind of toxic.
00:01:00There wasn't a body in the water.
00:01:03I am not imagining this.
00:01:08Listen to yourself.
00:01:16Modo, why would you be targeted?
00:01:18To kill me.
00:01:19To silence me.
00:01:26I'm married this weekend and I'm having second thoughts.
00:01:29Second?
00:01:30Third?
00:01:31Fourth?
00:01:32What do you mean?
00:01:33Well, have you been thinking about calling this off for a while?
00:01:35Well, I took your online compatibility test.
00:01:38And you scored a 12.
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:40That test helps predict long-term compatibility caller.
00:01:42You're right to consider this very, very carefully.
00:01:46Forty-three percent of marriages end in divorce.
00:01:50All right?
00:01:51You don't want that.
00:01:52How long have you known this guy?
00:01:53About five months.
00:01:54But he's a really good guy and all.
00:01:56Five months?
00:01:57Sophia, are you scared of being alone?
00:02:01I guess so.
00:02:02Maybe, yeah.
00:02:03Because you know what's scarier than being alone?
00:02:06You know what's worse?
00:02:07Being alone with the wrong guy for the rest of your life.
00:02:11You got it?
00:02:12Doesn't sound like your average case of pre-wedding jitters.
00:02:15Wait, are you saying I should call off the wedding?
00:02:17I'm running out of time, caller.
00:02:19But you know deep inside what you need to do.
00:02:24Thank you for calling.
00:02:25Good luck.
00:02:38Knock, knock.
00:02:39Who's there?
00:02:40This is your publisher speaking.
00:02:41We don't want any.
00:02:42Read them and weep.
00:02:45Oh, really?
00:02:48Is there any one way to find out?
00:02:50No, no, no.
00:02:51I'm too nervous.
00:02:52You read it.
00:02:54The Doctor is in.
00:02:56The first book from local talk radio sensation Dr. Emma Lloyd, Real Love, establishes Lloyd
00:03:00as the latest koja of modern romance.
00:03:03The latest what?
00:03:04What do they call me?
00:03:05Koja, apparently.
00:03:06I don't know what that means.
00:03:07Do you know what that means?
00:03:08I don't even know how to spell it.
00:03:10K-H?
00:03:11What kind of word is koja?
00:03:12Oh?
00:03:13I mean, they just show I love, really.
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:15For a popular magazine to review a self-help book and pull out a word like koja from the
00:03:21Turkish hoka.
00:03:22A, a title of respect for a teacher.
00:03:25B, a wise man.
00:03:26A woman.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28Or C, a subsect of ancient Ismaili assassins.
00:03:32Hmm.
00:03:33Let's go with A for teacher, shall we?
00:03:35I don't know.
00:03:36No, the assassin thing.
00:03:37I wouldn't throw that out.
00:03:38I just love those people from New York magazine.
00:03:40They're bonafide geniuses.
00:03:41You think I should write them a thank you note?
00:03:42Well, same with those fruit baskets.
00:03:43People seem to love fruit.
00:03:44Mmm.
00:03:45I love fruit.
00:03:46Yeah, well, that's why I'm marrying you.
00:03:48My koja.
00:03:49We're not done.
00:03:50We're not done.
00:03:51We're not done.
00:03:52Come, let's go.
00:03:53All right.
00:03:54Can I get it?
00:03:55Okay.
00:03:56Let's see.
00:03:57Dr. Lloyd's analysis of love's do's and don'ts is both insightful and trenchant.
00:04:02Trenchant?
00:04:03What the hell does that mean?
00:04:04Is that some kind of fancy word but full of shit?
00:04:06Trenchant?
00:04:07Direct and incisive action.
00:04:08Give me a break.
00:04:09Smart ass.
00:04:10What?
00:04:11I saw it on Jeopardy.
00:04:12I mean, why don't they just say, read the book, ruin your life?
00:04:14Why don't they just say that?
00:04:15That ain't.
00:04:16Why don't you read the sports page to us, huh?
00:04:17Physical gifts can offer such insightful observations into the human heart is a thing of wonder.
00:04:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:23Trouble.
00:04:24One o'clock.
00:04:25Chicken soup for the heart.
00:04:26Oh, my ass.
00:04:27Hey.
00:04:28Hey, Sophia.
00:04:29Hello.
00:04:30Soph.
00:04:31Here we go.
00:04:32Hey, I'm reading about that very nice lady that helped me plunge a knife through my heart.
00:04:35Very trenchant stuff.
00:04:36I can't talk right now because I gotta be someplace.
00:04:39Oh, come on.
00:04:40Give me a ride.
00:04:41Hey, fellas.
00:04:42Stop the truck.
00:04:43Hey.
00:04:44Soph.
00:04:45Come on.
00:04:46You haven't returned any of my calls.
00:04:47Well, I've been busy.
00:04:49Sophia, give the guy a break.
00:04:51Talk to him.
00:04:52Soph.
00:04:53I can't.
00:04:54Oh, don't do that, Soph.
00:04:55Come out here.
00:04:56Sophia.
00:04:57Please come out here so we can talk.
00:05:02No, no, no.
00:05:03Not you, sir.
00:05:04You can put your hands down.
00:05:06Firemen.
00:05:07We don't arrest people.
00:05:08No, we'll hose you down, though.
00:05:10Soph.
00:05:11I'm not gonna go anywhere until you come out here.
00:05:21I don't understand.
00:05:22You know, one minute we're getting married and we're talking about names for our kids and
00:05:26the next because of some fruitcake.
00:05:28The doctor.
00:05:29Of what, Soph?
00:05:31Of what?
00:05:32Talk to me.
00:05:33Patrick, it's over.
00:05:36I'm sorry.
00:05:38Okay?
00:05:39It's over.
00:05:43I gotta go.
00:05:49All right.
00:05:50Show's over, folks.
00:05:51Let's keep it moving, huh?
00:05:52What are you looking at?
00:05:53I met someone I really like.
00:05:55All my friends tell me it's wrong for me.
00:05:57What do your friends say?
00:05:58That we have nothing in common.
00:06:00It's just the sex.
00:06:01I'm just running away from many more appropriate men who pursue me because I'm afraid of the real thing.
00:06:07So they say.
00:06:23No, Hoe.
00:06:25I got aückt before it was, Bill.
00:06:26No, gave me Yuri.
00:06:27Patrick.
00:06:28Put them on, Patrick.
00:06:29What?
00:06:30Patrick is off.
00:06:31Patrick is off.
00:06:32Quiet!
00:06:33Leave the man alone.
00:06:35Can you not see that his heart is broken.
00:06:38How can he eat when the woman that he loved abandoned him forever,
00:06:42virtually without explanation,
00:06:44and maybe, at this very moment,
00:06:47cock-holding him with some other man?
00:06:57Good night, everybody.
00:06:59Cock-holding him? What does that mean?
00:07:01Good night, everybody.
00:07:31Hey.
00:07:32I'll be right with you.
00:07:34I'm just giving Ann Coulter's frequent flyer miles to Michael Moore.
00:07:37AJ, come on, man. This hacking's getting out of hand.
00:07:39You know, you're in some serious trouble here.
00:07:40Too late. Bon voyage, Mr. Moore.
00:07:43You see that clipping on the love doctor's running plans?
00:07:46Yeah, who in the right mind's gonna marry a woman like that?
00:07:48Whoever we want.
00:07:49What do you mean?
00:07:51Check this out.
00:07:55Who's that?
00:07:56It's her.
00:07:57The love doctor?
00:07:58I got off her birth certificate.
00:08:00Oh, I don't know about this, AJ.
00:08:03What are you talking about?
00:08:04All you ever do is walk around muttering about,
00:08:06like, giving her a piece of your mind,
00:08:08or letting her have it, or fixing her wagon.
00:08:10Okay, for one, I've never said fix your wagon.
00:08:12Well, if you've moved on, that's different.
00:08:15And I'm happy you finally put this behind you.
00:08:17All right, wait, whoa.
00:08:19Maybe me telling her how I feel
00:08:23and holding her accountable would be, you know,
00:08:26important for my growth or whatever.
00:08:28What do you think?
00:08:29What am I, you're yogi?
00:08:31I thought you just wanted a little payback.
00:08:37Let's do it.
00:08:38Nice.
00:08:40Oh, no.
00:08:41Hey, you're married.
00:08:43I'm married.
00:08:44I'm what?
00:08:46Already married.
00:08:47According to who?
00:08:49According to whom?
00:08:50The state of New York.
00:08:51That's impossible.
00:08:52Yes, there must be some mistake.
00:08:53I have never been married.
00:08:54No, you must have the wrong Emma Lloyd.
00:08:57Emmeline Willing Lloyd?
00:09:01Your real name is Emmeline?
00:09:02Apparently there are a lot of things you don't know about her.
00:09:05How do we fix this?
00:09:06Annulment forms.
00:09:07Fill them out.
00:09:08Have them notarized.
00:09:09Bring them back.
00:09:10I can't believe I didn't know that.
00:09:12And your husband needs to sign them too.
00:09:14Fiance.
00:09:15Husband.
00:09:16I don't have a husband.
00:09:17Then who is Patrick Thomas Sullivan of Astoria, New York?
00:09:21That's who is he.
00:09:22I don't know.
00:09:23He's your husband.
00:09:25Address is right there.
00:09:27Astoria.
00:09:28Queens.
00:09:29Don't worry, I know a lawyer who can sort this out quietly.
00:09:30I'm sure that won't be necessary.
00:09:32I'm afraid it will, darling.
00:09:33I've got a book to launch.
00:09:34Yours, I might add.
00:09:35Richard, you don't really think I'm married?
00:09:36No, no, no.
00:09:37It's not that.
00:09:38It's just the timing of this could not be worse.
00:09:40I know.
00:09:41You know I'm in the middle of recalling 70,000 copies of a very moving memoir
00:09:44by a new author that we've trumpeted as an ex, Maya Angelou,
00:09:47who turns out to have plagiarized.
00:09:48Guess who?
00:09:49Maya Angelou.
00:09:50I forgot about that one.
00:09:51Well, I didn't.
00:09:52And now the headline,
00:09:53Love, Doctor, a Polygamist, just flashed before my eyes.
00:09:55Hold these.
00:09:57And on top of everything else, there's the Bollenbecker takeover.
00:09:59And you know, they haven't announced which publishers they'll be keeping
00:10:01and which publishers they'll be dumping.
00:10:02So one self-help author who can't seem to help herself
00:10:05from being already married in Abingdon Books could be history.
00:10:07Darling, I understand completely.
00:10:09Trust me.
00:10:10I'll take care of it.
00:10:11Everything will be fine.
00:10:12Oh, no, darling.
00:10:14Naughty Chucky.
00:10:19You don't need this.
00:10:20No, you're absolutely right.
00:10:21This is a moment of weakness.
00:10:24Go get him.
00:10:25Taxi!
00:10:27Bye, sweetie.
00:10:42Hello?
00:10:57Hello?
00:10:59Hello?
00:11:01Excuse me.
00:11:02You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you?
00:11:03You are?
00:11:04No.
00:11:05May I help you?
00:11:06I hope so.
00:11:07Is this 2301 33rd Street?
00:11:08Yes.
00:11:09It is.
00:11:10I'm looking for someone who's supposed to live here
00:11:11by the unlikely name of Patrick Sullivan.
00:11:12Patrick.
00:11:13Where are you?
00:11:14Patrick.
00:11:15Where are you?
00:11:16Where are you?
00:11:17Where are you?
00:11:18Patrick.
00:11:19Where are you?
00:11:20Patrick.
00:11:21Where are you?
00:11:22Where are you?
00:11:23Keep going, tall lady.
00:11:25Keep going.
00:11:26Excuse me.
00:11:27Excuse me, sir.
00:11:28Officer?
00:11:29By the unlikely name of Patrick Sullivan?
00:11:31Patrick.
00:11:36Keep going, tall lady. Keep going.
00:11:50Excuse me.
00:11:52Excuse me, sir.
00:11:54Officer.
00:11:56Hello!
00:11:58Hey.
00:12:00Hey, I'm sorry.
00:12:01No, no, no. It's fine.
00:12:02Um, can you tell me how I can find Patrick Sullivan?
00:12:15You got 500 pounds.
00:12:16Yeah, just knocked you in the head with the skillet.
00:12:18The frying pan.
00:12:19Right.
00:12:20Patrick.
00:12:21You're not going to believe this, but that home-wrecking lady from the radio just walked in here.
00:12:25Oh, I believe you.
00:12:26I'm so screwed.
00:12:27What is she doing here?
00:12:28I'm looking for Patrick Sullivan.
00:12:29I was told at the fire station he might be here.
00:12:31Right over there.
00:12:32It just looked over here.
00:12:33What are you having?
00:12:34Um, whatever he's having.
00:12:36Yeah, pick him right over.
00:12:37It's walking right this way.
00:12:40He's taking his coat off.
00:12:41How do you do?
00:12:42It just looked at me again.
00:12:44It's coming over here.
00:12:45It's coming right for me.
00:12:46What does it want?
00:12:48Patrick Sullivan, you're not an easy man to find.
00:12:53I'm Emma Lloyd.
00:12:54He thinks I'm you.
00:12:55Help me out here, huh?
00:12:56Hey, I, uh, I dropped my chalk.
00:12:58I'm Patrick Sullivan.
00:12:59This is my opponent, Larry Burleson.
00:13:01Oh, Mr. Sullivan?
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:03Mr. Burleson, how do you do?
00:13:04I'm here for the oddest of reasons.
00:13:05Well, we all are, sweetheart.
00:13:06You are.
00:13:07This way?
00:13:08Sure.
00:13:09Do you mind if I interrupt your game for just a moment?
00:13:10Yeah, knock yourself out.
00:13:11No, no, no, I didn't mean...
00:13:12Well, you don't play.
00:13:13Well, yes, I can, actually.
00:13:14Then you have stripes.
00:13:15Down the edge.
00:13:16No, no, Mr. Sullivan, I'm here.
00:13:17Well, you don't drink?
00:13:18You don't play pool?
00:13:19Perhaps I can get you an herbal tea.
00:13:25Not in the corner.
00:13:30Tony, we're gonna get another round over here.
00:13:31Mr. Sullivan.
00:13:32Something very unfortunate has happened, and it could really make a mess of my life.
00:13:35I'm sorry to hear that.
00:13:36No, no, no, no.
00:13:37It's certainly not your fault.
00:13:38It's still your shot.
00:13:39Um, all right.
00:13:41Well, how can I explain?
00:13:42You see, um, uh, I'm about to be married.
00:13:45Oh, that was too bad.
00:13:47Congratulations on the whole other thing.
00:13:49Hey, hey, everybody.
00:13:50We got a bride in our midst.
00:13:51Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:13:52We're gonna need another round over here.
00:13:54That won't be necessary.
00:13:55Oh, no, it's necessary.
00:13:56I feel a toast coming on.
00:13:57Wait a second.
00:13:59I know you.
00:14:00Excuse me?
00:14:01Yeah, yeah.
00:14:02Real love with Dr. Emma Lloyd.
00:14:03You're that lady I hear on the radio.
00:14:04Yes, of course.
00:14:05Yeah, you found me out.
00:14:06Have you ever been on television?
00:14:08Um, no, but I have a book coming out.
00:14:10I love television.
00:14:11You know, my girlfriend, she never misses your show.
00:14:13Oh, well, has it been helpful in your relationship?
00:14:16Oh, you have no idea.
00:14:18It's completely changed our lives.
00:14:19Oh, really?
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:21That is so nice to hear.
00:14:22You go.
00:14:23To the bride.
00:14:24To the bride.
00:14:25To the bride.
00:14:26To the bride.
00:14:27To the bride.
00:14:28To the bride.
00:14:29Mr. Sullivan, as I was saying, you see, I'm about to be married.
00:14:33Thanks, darling.
00:14:34Hey, you should be careful about that.
00:14:35You know 43% of marriages end in divorce.
00:14:37That's right.
00:14:38That's right.
00:14:39It's all about picking the right partner.
00:14:40That's so true.
00:14:41That's so true.
00:14:42In order to do that, my fiancee Richard and I, we need a license from the state of New York.
00:14:45Richie from Dispatch?
00:14:46Nice to meet you.
00:14:47Asshole.
00:14:48Come on.
00:14:49Right.
00:14:50So on an otherwise perfectly lovely morning, we go down to City Hall.
00:14:51Tamara and Richie.
00:14:52Emma and Richie.
00:14:53Emma and Richie.
00:14:54Richard.
00:14:55And I don't want anymore.
00:14:56What am I trying to tell you?
00:14:57Hey, you're right.
00:14:58You know, you probably didn't want Richie to see y'all hammered before your wedding night.
00:15:00Hey, Tony.
00:15:01Why don't you give me that herbal tea over here?
00:15:02Herbal tea coming up.
00:15:03One for me, Tony.
00:15:04Thanks.
00:15:05Very funny, Mr. Sullivan.
00:15:08Very funny.
00:15:09I'll have you know I don't get drunk.
00:15:10Oh, you don't?
00:15:11No.
00:15:12My father taught me a very good trick in regard to holding one's liquor.
00:15:14You simply recite the president's names in order.
00:15:17Hello?
00:15:18Forwards or backwards?
00:15:19Watch and learn, gentlemen.
00:15:21To Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, and Monroe.
00:15:26Carter!
00:15:27Carter!
00:15:28Reagan!
00:15:29Reagan!
00:15:30Bush!
00:15:31Bush!
00:15:32Do you think maybe we should pour you into a cab at this point?
00:15:35Maybe your fiancée's getting a little worried.
00:15:37Oh, yes, that's right.
00:15:38That is exactly what I came to talk to you about.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41Yes, Mr. Sullivan, it seems we're married.
00:15:43Come again?
00:15:44We are married!
00:15:45Don't you marry a rich?
00:15:46Exactly!
00:15:47I'm over here.
00:15:48Right.
00:15:49Uh, yes, it seems that we, I mean we, are the innocent victims of a glitch.
00:15:58Some computer somewhere somehow somehow has married us.
00:16:02A glitch?
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04I'll say a big one.
00:16:06Holy boy.
00:16:07So, um, if, um, you would just be so kind as to sign these papers, uh...
00:16:13Oh!
00:16:14Oh!
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:16Oh!
00:16:17Oh!
00:16:18Oh!
00:16:19Oh!
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:21Oh!
00:16:22Washington.
00:16:23Madison.
00:16:24Adamson.
00:16:25Oh, you're a fireman.
00:16:26Indeed I am.
00:16:27I always liked you guys.
00:16:28You guys are out now.
00:16:29Oh!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:38Oh!
00:16:39Oh!
00:16:40Oh, sorry about that.
00:17:10Oh, God.
00:17:17Ouch.
00:17:30Oh, God.
00:17:35Oh, my God.
00:18:05Oh, my God.
00:18:35Oh, my God.
00:18:40Oh, my God.
00:18:47Oh, my God.
00:18:57A zombie?
00:19:20Good morning, Dr. Lloyd.
00:19:22Good morning.
00:19:24Grace!
00:19:25That's a rough night.
00:19:26Oh, yeah.
00:19:27Oh, my.
00:19:36I need the emergency outfit.
00:19:38What?
00:19:39The emergency outfit.
00:19:40The outfit I keep for emergencies.
00:19:41I need it.
00:19:42Richard called six and a half times.
00:19:43The last time he hung up,
00:19:44I think he knew he was looking a little desperate.
00:19:46Is he worried about the Bollenbacker takeover?
00:19:47Can you get it for me, please?
00:19:48On the phone?
00:19:49Why'd you do that?
00:19:50Because it's fun.
00:19:51The outfit?
00:19:52Not here.
00:19:53I had a date.
00:19:54Did you know that we're not even remotely the same size?
00:19:57Richard.
00:19:58Aspirin.
00:19:59Coffee.
00:20:00Oh, and your father?
00:20:01Now.
00:20:02Please hold.
00:20:03Richard.
00:20:04Line one.
00:20:05Richard.
00:20:06Richard.
00:20:07Sweetheart.
00:20:08I am so sorry.
00:20:09I didn't call.
00:20:10I was already in Queens, so I thought I'd stay at my father's and go for wedding stuff.
00:20:14Why didn't you call me?
00:20:15And he brought you in this morning with your mom's wedding dress.
00:20:17You brought me back in this morning with my mom's wedding dress.
00:20:20And your father's here.
00:20:21She knows that.
00:20:22What about Sonnet?
00:20:23It's beautiful.
00:20:24Emma?
00:20:25Yes.
00:20:26I found Sullivan.
00:20:27Coffee well, of course.
00:20:28I'd love some.
00:20:29Aspirin.
00:20:30I've got the papers.
00:20:31You're welcome.
00:20:32No, no, not on me.
00:20:33Do you know where the coffee filters thing is at?
00:20:34I don't work here.
00:20:35I know.
00:20:36They have to be notarized.
00:20:37Oh, sure.
00:20:38Don't worry about anything.
00:20:39I have everything under control.
00:20:40You have enough on your plate without having to worry about this.
00:20:42No, don't.
00:20:43Emma, your husband would like keywords with me?
00:20:45Who?
00:20:46Patrick Sullivan.
00:20:47Sweetheart, can you hold, please?
00:20:51Not a word.
00:20:53Hello?
00:20:54Hey, you there?
00:20:55Hello?
00:20:56Ah, Mr. Sullivan?
00:20:57Yes, hey.
00:20:58Let me get to the point.
00:20:59I believe I left some very important documents in your...
00:21:01Richard, phone.
00:21:02Can you hold on one teeny tiny little second?
00:21:05Yeah, don't go away.
00:21:07Richard, sweetheart, I am so sorry to keep you holding.
00:21:11Yes.
00:21:12I'll explain everything at the cake tasting.
00:21:14But you promised.
00:21:16All right.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:18Husband!
00:21:19Self!
00:21:20Oh!
00:21:21Mr. Sullivan?
00:21:22Mr. Sullivan?
00:21:23Mr. Sullivan?
00:21:24No.
00:21:25Wilder here.
00:21:26Mr. Sullivan, hello?
00:21:27Oh!
00:21:28Is your father on two?
00:21:29Gotta run, darling.
00:21:30See you later.
00:21:31Aren't you gonna wait for your coffee, Wilder?
00:21:32Nobody's got that kind of thing.
00:21:33I don't know what you think you're smirking about, Wilder.
00:21:35No, no, honey, I'm just glad to see you're having some fun.
00:21:38Does it look like I'm having fun?
00:21:39Yes.
00:21:40Wait!
00:21:41You drove all the way in just to bring Mom's dress?
00:21:44Well, actually, I was hoping to lure you over to Bemelman's for a banana split like the old days.
00:21:49Bemelman's has been closed for ten years.
00:21:52Ah, well, my timing's always been a little off.
00:21:55Don't keep your husbands waiting.
00:21:57It's not what you think.
00:21:58Yeah, I know.
00:21:59Mr. Sullivan?
00:22:00Hey, hey.
00:22:01Thank you so much for calling back.
00:22:02Excuse me?
00:22:03What do you want?
00:22:04Cars downstairs.
00:22:05You're late.
00:22:06Mr. Sullivan?
00:22:07Yes.
00:22:08About last night.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10What exactly happened?
00:22:11Well, I'll tell you this.
00:22:12You do one hell of a remedy.
00:22:13Uh-huh.
00:22:14So it's quite a night.
00:22:15Well, that doesn't sound like me at all.
00:22:16And that wasn't even the good part.
00:22:17What do you mean it wasn't the good part?
00:22:18I'm here.
00:22:19I'm here.
00:22:20Where?
00:22:21Hey, I'm losing you.
00:22:22Hello?
00:22:23Can you hear me now?
00:22:24Look, forget last night.
00:22:25What I want is a rather large stack of papers that I need you to sign.
00:22:28You got them right here.
00:22:29You do?
00:22:30You made my day.
00:22:31Coffee?
00:22:33You know, I know a notary not far from here.
00:22:35Right now?
00:22:36I just had this appointment.
00:22:37It took me three months to get.
00:22:38That sounds important.
00:22:39It is.
00:22:40It's a cake tasting.
00:22:41Like I said, important stuff.
00:22:42It's the wedding cake, and she's Marilyn Hirschfield.
00:22:44She's a very respected cake maker.
00:22:46These appointments are very hard.
00:22:47I love cake.
00:22:48What are you doing?
00:22:49Well, scoot over.
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:51This cake is fantastic.
00:22:52Shh, please, please.
00:22:53Hey, can I get another slice of this one, please?
00:22:56I believe you've already tried the buttercream, sir.
00:22:58It's not me.
00:22:59It's my fiance.
00:23:00She's on the fence about the buttercream.
00:23:01I am not.
00:23:02Hey, excuse me.
00:23:03You don't have any milk back there, do you?
00:23:04Sure.
00:23:05So after this, we go to the notary, right?
00:23:06Yeah, absolutely.
00:23:07Hey, how much is this?
00:23:08It's free, sir.
00:23:09Bullshit!
00:23:10Here you are, sir.
00:23:11Here's my milk.
00:23:12Would you like a sip?
00:23:13No, thank you.
00:23:14I'm not six.
00:23:15Holy crap.
00:23:16Cake down.
00:23:17I need a spoon.
00:23:18Oh, don't worry about it.
00:23:19I got this.
00:23:20And here we have our dark Belgian chocolate with vanilla mousse torques.
00:23:24That's awesome.
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:26You know, if you mix these two together, it tastes just like a ring ding.
00:23:27Baby, you gotta try this.
00:23:28No, no, no.
00:23:29That's right.
00:23:30Not your baby.
00:23:31No, no, no, no.
00:23:32No!
00:23:33Ah!
00:23:34Huh?
00:23:35Huh?
00:23:36It's yummy.
00:23:37It's super duper.
00:23:38Um, may I, um, may I have just one more glass of milk, please?
00:23:39That a girl.
00:23:40Milk for my bride.
00:23:41In fact, milk's all around.
00:23:42Milk's all around.
00:23:43Hey, where are you ladies from?
00:23:44Germany.
00:23:45Wow.
00:23:46You must really like cake.
00:23:47Yeah, you gotta try this.
00:23:48And mix these two together.
00:23:49Hey, hey, can we get the, can we get the, can we get the cake?
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:53Oh, my God.
00:23:54Oh, my God.
00:23:55Oh, my God.
00:23:56Oh, my God.
00:23:57Oh, my God.
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59Oh, my God.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:01Oh, my God.
00:24:02Oh, my God.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:04Oh, my God.
00:24:05Oh, my God.
00:24:06And the girls two together.
00:24:07Hey, hey, can we get, uh, can we get some ring ding things for the gals over here,
00:24:10please?
00:24:11Darling, I am certain that everyone is being attended to.
00:24:13Baby, I have this covered.
00:24:14Don't you worry about it.
00:24:15Right.
00:24:16Quite a handful you got there.
00:24:17That is impulsive, unpredictable, you never know what he's going to do next, full of surprises.
00:24:24But that's the fun of it, though, isn't it?
00:24:26Of course it is.
00:24:27It is.
00:24:28Trust me.
00:24:29Oh, it reminds me of my husband when we first met.
00:24:32Everybody thought we were a total mismatch, but, we had something.
00:24:35We had so much fun, and we still do 25 years later.
00:24:39Hey, what are you ladies talking about over here?
00:24:41I know. We're talking about the men in our lives.
00:24:43Ah, boys. Girls, stop. Never mind.
00:24:45How did you two meet?
00:24:48Oh, honey, you tell the story. You tell it a lot better than I do.
00:24:52No, no, no, no, no. You tell it.
00:24:54You're the good teller of it.
00:24:57All right, all right, sure.
00:24:59You ladies ever heard of pro wrestling?
00:25:01Stop! Kidder. Oh, he's such a kidder. Kidder.
00:25:04It was a, um, uh, a blind date.
00:25:08Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were fixed up.
00:25:10Yes, that's right. Fixed up, but not with each other.
00:25:12It was two separate blind dates in the same bar.
00:25:15Both going terribly.
00:25:17Horribly. It makes you think about those people who set us up.
00:25:20Susie and Alan. Susie and Alan.
00:25:22What the hell did they know? I don't know.
00:25:24Anyway, I guess he noticed me.
00:25:26Well, I'm gonna come on. Look at her.
00:25:29A guy would have to be blind.
00:25:31He noticed me suffering on my bad date.
00:25:34And then the band started playing this song.
00:25:36And it was my favorite song.
00:25:38And suddenly he was next to me and he asked me to dance.
00:25:41And I said yes.
00:25:44What was the song?
00:25:47The song? Mm-hmm.
00:25:49Oh, this song. Oh.
00:25:51Overnight scenes, dinner and wine, Saturday girls.
00:25:56I was never in love, never had the time.
00:25:59Honey, every woman in the world.
00:26:01Every woman in the world.
00:26:02Laughing myself to sleep, waking up lonely.
00:26:06I needed someone to hold me up.
00:26:09Come on.
00:26:10Girl, you're every woman in the world.
00:26:13To me.
00:26:15You're my fantasy.
00:26:17You're my reality.
00:26:19That's it. Uh, that's the song.
00:26:28And that was totally off the top of my head, huh?
00:26:30Known each other for two hours and we already got a song.
00:26:33We don't have a song.
00:26:36How long is this gonna take?
00:26:46Emma Lloyd?
00:26:47Deepak Manam Cheteverdi.
00:26:48Mr. Manam Cheteverdi.
00:26:50Deep.
00:26:51Me.
00:26:52Mr. Deep.
00:26:53I recognize you.
00:26:54You're the passed out lady that Patrick carries around sometimes.
00:26:56Yes, that would be me.
00:26:59Brian Wilson.
00:27:00Oh, how very thoughtful.
00:27:03Do we have to do this right now?
00:27:07Delicious.
00:27:08It's not unlike a ring day.
00:27:10What did I tell you about the ring day?
00:27:11Yes, and I'm sure you'd really love a glass of milk with that.
00:27:13But I have to get home and change my book party.
00:27:15So if you don't mind...
00:27:16Don't rush me, young lady.
00:27:17I'm an ordinary public.
00:27:18I took a test.
00:27:20Okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:21Um, how long do you think this will take?
00:27:23Well, let's just review.
00:27:24Hmm?
00:27:25Signatures.
00:27:26Check.
00:27:27Dates.
00:27:28Check.
00:27:29Well, now all you need is my seal and you'll be on your way in ten minutes.
00:27:32Oh.
00:27:33An hour.
00:27:34A year.
00:27:35It'll take as long as it takes.
00:27:36Who can say?
00:27:37Well, is there anything you can do to hurry this up?
00:27:38I mean, I don't mind paying extra.
00:27:39Trying to bribe a public official?
00:27:40Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:27:41I'm late.
00:27:42I'm late and I'll, uh...
00:27:43I'll send a messenger in the morning.
00:27:44I'm sure that will be more than enough time.
00:27:45Oh, hey, Mark.
00:27:46I could just come by the office.
00:27:47Oh, no.
00:27:48I will send a messenger.
00:27:49Thank you, Mr. Sullivan, for your cooperation.
00:27:50Well, thank you for thanking me, Mrs. Sullivan.
00:27:51A year?
00:27:52Patrick, I'm out.
00:27:53Look, you had your fun, but this is too far.
00:27:54You should be ashamed, a nice lady like that.
00:27:55I just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine, period.
00:27:57And then I, I, I don't know.
00:27:58She's starting to grow on me.
00:27:59No.
00:28:00No growing.
00:28:01Okay.
00:28:02No growing.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:04No growing.
00:28:05Okay.
00:28:06No growing.
00:28:07Okay.
00:28:08I'm late.
00:28:09I'm late.
00:28:10I'm late.
00:28:11I'm late.
00:28:12I'm late.
00:28:13I'm late.
00:28:14And I'll, uh, I'll send a messenger in the morning.
00:28:15I'm sure that will be more than enough time.
00:28:16Oh, hey, Mark, I could just come by the office.
00:28:17You're starting to grow on me.
00:28:18No.
00:28:19No growing.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21No, no growing on anyone, by anyone.
00:28:23No knees weakened.
00:28:24No shines taken to.
00:28:25None of it.
00:28:26Not on my watch.
00:28:28Now go.
00:28:30You and Ajay have caused enough trouble.
00:28:33Out.
00:28:34Dr. Lloyd, this way, please.
00:28:36Dr. Lloyd?
00:28:37Dr. Lloyd, this camera.
00:28:39Smile, please.
00:28:40Oh, beautiful.
00:28:41Thank you very much.
00:28:42Smile.
00:28:43Smile.
00:28:45Thank you very much.
00:28:46Thank you very much.
00:28:47Thank you very much.
00:28:48Come up.
00:28:49This way, please.
00:28:50And where's Richard?
00:28:51Right over there.
00:28:52Thanks.
00:28:56Too shabby, yeah?
00:28:57No, no, it's wonderful.
00:28:58I can't believe it.
00:28:59Signed, please.
00:29:00I have so much to tell you.
00:29:03Did you get the papers?
00:29:04Um, they're at the notary.
00:29:05Excellent.
00:29:06How about that later?
00:29:07Carl Bollenbacher says, make that up to him.
00:29:08Oh?
00:29:09No, he wasn't coming.
00:29:10He was coming.
00:29:11Is that good or bad he'd be?
00:29:12Oh, how can he be back?
00:29:13I met you.
00:29:14You look stunning.
00:29:15Yes.
00:29:16What happened to your head?
00:29:17Oh, this bird accident.
00:29:18Pigeon flew into me.
00:29:19I'll, I'll take care of it.
00:29:23Emma?
00:29:24Oh, yes.
00:29:25Hi.
00:29:26Nice to see you.
00:29:27Hi, Judy.
00:29:32No sooner do we leave you than bang, I see your picture big on a bus.
00:29:36Oh, from the cake tasting.
00:29:38I felt so foolish.
00:29:39I went and bought your book immediately.
00:29:41Oh, that was unnecessary.
00:29:42And later I was reading your very sensible observation and your clinical judgments.
00:29:47Are they good things?
00:29:48Well, I'm sure some people find them very useful.
00:29:51But I was surprised that a helpless romantic can give such practical advice.
00:29:55Me?
00:29:56Helpless?
00:29:57Oh, yes.
00:29:58You.
00:29:59Hopelessly helpless.
00:30:00But let me finish.
00:30:01My husband Karl returns to the room and on top of his paper, there is the invitation
00:30:06to this very party.
00:30:07Isn't this amazing?
00:30:08When you say Karl, do you mean Karl Bollenbecher?
00:30:12Bollenbecher.
00:30:13It's a small world, isn't it?
00:30:16Yes.
00:30:17Ginny.
00:30:18Like a marble.
00:30:19Or a gumball.
00:30:20I had to drag Karl by the ear to come here.
00:30:23Oh, well, it is a girly book.
00:30:25Oh, no, it's not that.
00:30:26Karl can be very girly.
00:30:27Only that he doesn't like to socialize with someone whose company intends to liquidate.
00:30:32Liquidate?
00:30:34Who?
00:30:35Richard?
00:30:36Yes, but we can fix that.
00:30:37After this party, you and Richard will join us for dinner.
00:30:41If Karl sees the man I saw, Abingdale thought we'll be safe, I'm sure.
00:30:45Oh.
00:30:46Well, that is unbelievably kind of you.
00:30:50But you see, Richard and I made plans and so we're supposed to...
00:30:53There's only one thing you're supposed to do, Emma, and it's to bring your fiancé to dinner.
00:30:56Let's find Richard.
00:30:57Karl is waking.
00:30:58Oh.
00:30:59Oh.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:01My husband hates you, but you saved our marriage.
00:31:03Do you mind?
00:31:04Not at all.
00:31:05Who shall I make it out to?
00:31:06To...
00:31:07Richard!
00:31:08Um.
00:31:10Oh, hey.
00:31:11Hey, Emma.
00:31:12I brought papers.
00:31:13Richard!
00:31:14Sweetheart.
00:31:15Please go with me in this way.
00:31:16Hey.
00:31:17Do you remember what you were supposed to do?
00:31:18You were supposed to do?
00:31:19You were supposed to do.
00:31:20You were supposed to do.
00:31:21You were supposed to do.
00:31:22You were supposed to do.
00:31:23You were supposed to do.
00:31:24Hey.
00:31:25Hey.
00:31:26Do you remember Greta Ballenbecher?
00:31:27It's a cake lady.
00:31:28It's a small world.
00:31:29So small.
00:31:30Constantly shrinking.
00:31:31It must be the global warming.
00:31:33I want to introduce her to my husband.
00:31:35Yeah.
00:31:36Her husband, Karl, is Karl Ballenbecher of the Ballenbecher Group, which just acquired Richard's
00:31:39your publishing house.
00:31:40And he's thinking of dumping you, Richard, and it.
00:31:43Wait.
00:31:44I want a publishing house?
00:31:45And you're my fiancee.
00:31:46So please, just focus.
00:31:47Concentrate.
00:31:48Got it?
00:31:49This is him.
00:31:52You must be the cake, Duncan.
00:31:54You got me.
00:31:55That's my Richard.
00:31:58Casual Fridays?
00:31:59Uh, I actually just came from soccer practice.
00:32:01You play football?
00:32:02What?
00:32:03No one was Podolsky.
00:32:04Podolsky!
00:32:05Oh, well, no one could be Podolsky.
00:32:07I own his team, but he is a magnificent pain in the ass.
00:32:10But a genius.
00:32:11You own the Baron Munchin Club?
00:32:13Why don't you close a moron defense?
00:32:14He's been totally underutilized.
00:32:15Yeah, that's what they tell that stupid coach.
00:32:18Twinsman?
00:32:19Gotta go.
00:32:20Excuse me, Mr. Ballenbecher, my name's...
00:32:22Ow!
00:32:23Jesus, Emma, what the hell?
00:32:24Hand nuggies.
00:32:25Let me give each other these little hand nuggies.
00:32:26This is my brother, Karl.
00:32:29Your name's Karl as well?
00:32:31This is a small world.
00:32:32Yes, teeny, like a gimlet.
00:32:34Yes, my tiny, teeny little brother, but not small.
00:32:36No.
00:32:37Big.
00:32:38Older, but not that much.
00:32:39Karl.
00:32:40Oh, I love so very, very much.
00:32:42How's it going, bro?
00:32:44Hi.
00:32:45I'm sorry.
00:32:46I'm suddenly so very thirsty.
00:32:47Karl?
00:32:48Karl?
00:32:49Oh, Karl.
00:32:50Karl.
00:32:51This is Karl Ballenbeck, and I'm Greta's wife.
00:32:53And we're so charmed by your sister.
00:32:55And your outspoken fiancé who seems to find fault with every player in the Bundesliga.
00:33:00Ah, but not Podolsky.
00:33:01Oh, but never Podolsky.
00:33:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:05So, he's not English.
00:33:06But your sister is incredible.
00:33:07Yes, but we both have...
00:33:08Can I borrow Emma from her?
00:33:09I'm sorry, man.
00:33:10Ah!
00:33:11Ha, noogie!
00:33:12Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:13Who is the man out there for today?
00:33:14I, I can explain everything.
00:33:15He's wearing sweatpants.
00:33:16Sullivan!
00:33:17Honey, you're stress eating.
00:33:18No.
00:33:19What?
00:33:20I wasn't at my father's last night.
00:33:21I was with Sullivan.
00:33:22Not with him, with him.
00:33:23But passed out in his apartment drunk.
00:33:24That sounds worse than it is.
00:33:25I assure you, I was fully clothed.
00:33:26Beyond that, I'm not really certain of anything.
00:33:27Except that he showed up today with the papers.
00:33:28Right when I had to go to the cake tasting.
00:33:29Which you refuse to go to because you're so busy.
00:33:31As if I'm not.
00:33:32As if I'm just...
00:33:33Right, fine.
00:33:34So, at the cake tasting, there was this sweet lady.
00:33:35And she thought Sullivan was my fiancé.
00:33:36And I just couldn't disappoint her.
00:33:38But this lady wasn't sweet at all.
00:33:39She was...
00:33:40This sweet lady.
00:33:41I'm sorry.
00:33:42I'm sorry.
00:33:43I'm sorry.
00:33:44I'm sorry.
00:33:45I'm sorry.
00:33:46Well, you certainly know now.
00:33:47Yes.
00:33:48Yes, I do.
00:33:49But had I known it, I wouldn't have let the whole thing continue.
00:33:50But it did continue until everyone was quite taken with him.
00:33:51Especially Mrs. Ballenbecker.
00:33:52Especially when he sang.
00:33:53He's a singer?
00:33:54No, no, no, no.
00:33:55He's a fireman.
00:33:56Darling, are you sure you want that?
00:33:57Yes.
00:33:58Yes, I am.
00:33:59But what is he doing here?
00:34:00Well, apparently he came to bring me the notarized papers.
00:34:01But then there was Mrs. Ballenbecker.
00:34:02And of course, I'm Emma Lloyd.
00:34:03And so, he's my fiancé.
00:34:04Yes.
00:34:05Yes, I am.
00:34:06But what is he doing here?
00:34:07Well, apparently he came to bring me the notarized papers.
00:34:08But then there was Mrs. Ballenbecker.
00:34:09And of course, I'm Emma Lloyd.
00:34:10And so, he's my fiancé.
00:34:11And I am tiny brother Carl.
00:34:12Oh, Richard, I'm terribly sorry.
00:34:13But, uh, oh, look.
00:34:14Mini cupcakes.
00:34:15Look, Emma, I only got about half of what you're saying.
00:34:16But this still seems to be something that could be cleaned up quite easily.
00:34:17So before you harpoon, what is left of my reputation, I am going to go in there and help this way.
00:34:19No, no, no, no, no, you can't.
00:34:20They're going to exterminate you.
00:34:21What?
00:34:22Not you, Abington folks.
00:34:23Not exterminate.
00:34:24Terminate.
00:34:25No.
00:34:26Liquidate.
00:34:27That's it.
00:34:28Yes.
00:34:29Jump, rip, and little pieces.
00:34:30Sell it all off.
00:34:31Everything must go.
00:34:32That's why Carl wasn't coming.
00:34:33But he did come.
00:34:34Because Mrs. B made him come.
00:34:35She made him come so he could meet you.
00:34:36Oh, look.
00:34:37I think he's really good.
00:34:38Oh, look.
00:34:39I think he's really good.
00:34:40Oh, look.
00:34:41Oh, look.
00:34:42Oh, look.
00:34:43Oh, look.
00:34:44Oh, look.
00:34:45Oh, look.
00:34:46Oh, look.
00:34:47Oh, look.
00:34:48Oh, look.
00:34:49Oh, look.
00:34:50Oh, look.
00:34:51I think he's really starting to like you.
00:34:53Oh, all right, then.
00:34:55Let me think, Carl.
00:34:56Manu has so many entities,
00:34:57I can buy at least another year
00:34:58before I pass out the cross,
00:34:59so we just have to get through this.
00:35:01What are we talking about?
00:35:02A few more minutes, right?
00:35:03And to dinner tonight.
00:35:04It was Mrs. B's idea
00:35:05so that Carl could get to know you a little better.
00:35:07He's gone.
00:35:08Carl?
00:35:09No, Sullivan.
00:35:10He's gone.
00:35:11But for dinner.
00:35:12Well, get him there!
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:18Is Sullivan even in here?
00:35:19I don't see how he'd fit.
00:35:20Not now, Marcy.
00:35:25Find the lioness within.
00:35:26Oh, now you've read my book.
00:35:29Mr. Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here.
00:35:31Here's the deal.
00:35:32My entire career
00:35:34and my marriage to Richard probably
00:35:36are at stake here.
00:35:39Frankly, I need you.
00:35:40I really need you.
00:35:42Tonight.
00:35:43Oh, my God.
00:35:44Oh, my God.
00:35:45Oh, my God.
00:35:46Oh, my God.
00:35:47Oh, my God.
00:35:48You got hit by a cab?
00:35:49Good.
00:35:50Nice touch.
00:35:51Well, what hospital are you in?
00:35:52I'll be right there.
00:35:53He was hit by a cab.
00:35:54Who was hit by a cab?
00:35:55Who was hit by a cab?
00:35:56Oh, my God.
00:35:57Oh, my God.
00:35:58Oh, my God.
00:35:59Oh, my God.
00:36:00Oh, my God.
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:02You got hit by a cab?
00:36:03Good.
00:36:04Nice touch.
00:36:05Well, what hospital are you in?
00:36:06I'll be right there.
00:36:07He was hit by a cab.
00:36:08Who was hit by a cab?
00:36:09Who was hit by a cab?
00:36:11Who was .
00:36:12Oh, my God.
00:36:13So it was only your foot.
00:36:14Oh, my God.
00:36:15And you're fine, you promise?
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:17Uh, Carl, he got a cab.
00:36:19Ran over his foot.
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:21Oh, okay.
00:36:22Catch a break.
00:36:23Drink lots of cocoa.
00:36:24Bye-bye, darling.
00:36:25Richard, I was beginning to think a man who would leave his fiancée unattended for so long.
00:36:28Carl, can't catch a break.
00:36:30Drink lots of cocoa. Bye-bye, darling.
00:36:32Richard, I was beginning to think a man who would leave his fiancée unattended for so long
00:36:38might not be as charming as I imagined.
00:36:41But, no matter. Please, join us for dessert.
00:36:46Carl, look, I know how important this dinner is to my future with the Ballenbecker group.
00:36:52But, see, I've got this family thing.
00:36:55And where I come from, family comes first.
00:36:57So, I'm just here to invite you to a party.
00:37:03Could be a lot of fun.
00:37:05Two family!
00:37:07Two family!
00:37:25Come down here.
00:37:27Out one!
00:37:31I'm going to imagine you Steve's home.
00:37:34Who's a man?
00:37:37Who's a man?
00:37:39Hey, nice Himalayan!
00:37:41Come on, ma'am!
00:37:44What's with all the right people?
00:37:46Party crashes.
00:37:47Can you know that one?
00:37:49No, that one's with me.
00:37:51I c'mon.
00:37:51Come on, man.
00:37:53Get up there.
00:38:04Om Dhammaswaha Om Narayana Om
00:38:12Om Udhutyan Jata Vedasam Devam Chitram Devanam Udhagadhanikam
00:38:24Yagnopavitam Paramam Pavitram Praja Pateryat Sahajam Purastat
00:38:32Ayushya Magram Patimuntasubram Yagnopavitam Balamas Tutejah
00:38:42Oh, I love my husband, but he snorts ever.
00:38:46He's real.
00:38:49My lovely husband snows all the time. I just eat tight slack.
00:38:53Tight slack.
00:38:55Really cute.
00:38:57Check your menu for hidden messages, ladies.
00:39:00See, it's part of the tradition. Back when marriages were arranged,
00:39:03the groom would search his bride's painted body on their wedding night
00:39:05just to find his initials.
00:39:08That's naughty!
00:39:12He comes in front of our streets.
00:39:14Great cared for me focused on our wedding night.
00:39:15We never want to be quatre upright homes.
00:39:16Dear, nice pants.
00:39:17With the
00:39:33Hey here, girl!
00:39:34Yes!
00:39:35I get married!
00:39:37Go!
00:39:38Yes!
00:40:08Reacher on! Reacher on!
00:40:28Did I happen to say thank you?
00:40:30You did, and you're welcome.
00:40:35You're not the person I thought you were, Patrick Sullivan.
00:40:38Black horse, Dr. Boyce.
00:40:43I can't. I have to go.
00:40:54Wilder, it's me. Can you come get me?
00:41:08Hey.
00:41:09Hey.
00:41:10Got any beer?
00:41:11You did good tonight.
00:41:12Thanks.
00:41:13You got to tell her, man.
00:41:14Girls are way into honesty.
00:41:15You got to tell her, man.
00:41:16Girls are way into honesty.
00:41:18All right. Good night, you two.
00:41:19Good night, you two.
00:41:20Oh.
00:41:21Oh.
00:41:22Honestly, Wilder.
00:41:23Honestly, Wilder.
00:41:24I mean, what am I doing?
00:41:25I'm running away from you.
00:41:26I'm running away from you.
00:41:27I'm running away from you.
00:41:28I'm running away from you.
00:41:29You did good tonight.
00:41:30Thanks.
00:41:31You did good tonight.
00:41:32Thanks.
00:41:33You got to tell her, man.
00:41:34Girls are way into honesty.
00:41:35All right.
00:41:36Good night, you two.
00:41:37Oh.
00:41:38Honestly, Wilder.
00:41:39I mean, what am I doing?
00:41:40I'm running around Queens in the middle of the night, crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two
00:41:56weeks before my wedding with a man who is technically my husband.
00:41:59Beats me, Em.
00:42:00Would you like another one?
00:42:02Mm.
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:04Extra eggs.
00:42:05Thank you, Daddy.
00:42:06Mm-hmm.
00:42:07I wish Mom were here.
00:42:09Yeah, me too.
00:42:10She'd know exactly what to tell you, wouldn't she?
00:42:13You're doing all right, actually.
00:42:15You still make a mean breakfast.
00:42:17I will second that.
00:42:18He also makes amazing smoothies.
00:42:20Is there still time for one?
00:42:22No.
00:42:23Lauren, this is Emma.
00:42:25Emma!
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27My mom loves you.
00:42:28I listen to your show, too, but I don't have a radio.
00:42:31Which reminds me, is there a mall around here?
00:42:33Or like a Best Buy or something?
00:42:34Oh.
00:42:35It's a Toys R Us.
00:42:36Maybe they'll have something for her.
00:42:38Nice to meet you.
00:42:39Wilder?
00:42:40It's been real.
00:42:41Um, excuse us.
00:42:43Is there something wrong with you?
00:42:45No, no, nothing.
00:42:46I'm just late, and I have to go meet Richard, so...
00:42:49Don't jump to conclusions, all right?
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:53Thanks for breakfast, Wilder.
00:42:55Sorry I can't stick around for the smoothie.
00:42:57You don't know everything there is to know, by the way.
00:42:59No.
00:43:00Like some things never get old, and, um, like ours here.
00:43:04Look, this time you're really wrong, Emma.
00:43:06You are.
00:43:11Goodbye, Wilder.
00:43:12Bye, sweetheart.
00:43:14Daddy loves you, nonetheless.
00:43:24The Gulf T white is stylish, but, um, I just...
00:43:27It's been done.
00:43:28And it's not as common as the picket fence white,
00:43:31which is safe, but I just feel it's a bit boring.
00:43:34Now, you see, the Navajo white is bold a bit,
00:43:36sort of in-your-face white.
00:43:37I don't know.
00:43:38Um, they all look the same to me.
00:43:40Hmm.
00:43:41In what way?
00:43:42In that they're all white.
00:43:44Yes, but different.
00:43:45I mean, wildly different.
00:43:48Are you not going to ask me about last night?
00:43:51Well, I assumed it went pretty well.
00:43:53Bollenbecher Group has renewed my contract
00:43:55another five years, thanks to you.
00:43:56Hmm.
00:43:57Now, all we need to do is file those papers,
00:43:58and we can put this whole thing behind us.
00:44:00Um, well...
00:44:05I don't have the papers.
00:44:09What's going on, eh?
00:44:10I don't know.
00:44:11He had them at the book signing,
00:44:12and then somewhere between the dinner and the Paniyana...
00:44:14Indian bar mitzvah.
00:44:16Don't ask.
00:44:17I misplaced them.
00:44:18Don't ask.
00:44:19I had them in my hands.
00:44:20Don't worry about it.
00:44:21It's so unlikely.
00:44:22There.
00:44:23It's all right.
00:44:24I'm gonna take care of everything from now on.
00:44:28Here's the thing.
00:44:29A white lie is still a lie.
00:44:30I mean, maybe a subtler shade of truth,
00:44:32but anyone who's really looking can see it painted on the wall.
00:44:34So you're saying I should tell him the truth.
00:44:36What I'm saying is that a cream-colored, ivory-hued, matte-finished, half-truth will erode the foundation of your relationship.
00:44:44I know you're getting married soon, right?
00:44:46Yep.
00:44:47That's right.
00:44:48Your fiancé must be a lucky man to know he has you to keep him honest.
00:44:52We're both very lucky.
00:44:55Brother Carl.
00:44:56Didn't know you played.
00:44:57Let's drop the bullshit, shall we?
00:44:59It's Richard.
00:45:00Richard Braxton, as you well know.
00:45:02Patrick Sullivan, as you well know.
00:45:04What the hell?
00:45:05We're practically family.
00:45:07You behaved like a real gentleman over another odd period.
00:45:10Emma tells me you did me a good turn last night. I appreciate that.
00:45:13It was fun.
00:45:14Now I'm afraid I have to play the spoilsport and just ask for those papers so we can go our separate ways.
00:45:19Why don't you tell Emma I'll bring him by the office?
00:45:21No, that's not gonna happen.
00:45:22Why's that?
00:45:23She and I have a life together which doesn't include you and I want to keep it that way.
00:45:27So I'm asking you man to man not to see her, call her, text her.
00:45:32I'm not much of a texter.
00:45:35Well, somebody in your circle seems to have a gift for technology.
00:45:39What do you mean?
00:45:41The more I look into this glitch, as Emma calls it, the less accidental it seems.
00:45:46You might be technologically challenged, but can you think of anyone close to you?
00:45:49Might be able to pull this off.
00:45:53Not off the top of my head, no.
00:45:58Well, I intend to find out who did this.
00:46:00It's so long ago.
00:46:01I'm sorry, Hannah.
00:46:02It's a long time ago.
00:46:03It's a long time ago.
00:46:04I'm sorry.
00:46:05Then, the most of the time, I'm sorry.
00:46:06The most of the time.
00:46:07It's not my immediate reach.
00:46:08I need to know.
00:46:09I need to find out who's doing it.
00:46:10I'm sorry.
00:46:11I need to be a fan of a good idea.
00:46:12and I'm hurt if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you and that's worse
00:46:26Hi Dr. Royal, what's up with us? What's wrong with us?
00:46:30Hi, I'm excited to be here.
00:46:32Hi, I'm excited to be here.
00:46:34You've all been loved.
00:46:36You've all been loved.
00:46:38Now that you've crushed.
00:46:40Since you're a grown woman, let's call it an infatuation.
00:46:42Far bigger problem than what you've ever had.
00:46:44You're dreaming, wake up girl.
00:46:46Do you share the same vision in the future?
00:46:48You have to ask yourself a question, okay?
00:46:50Smart, successful, beautiful woman cannot live on kids alone.
00:46:54Any commonalities in the future?
00:46:56Doctor, come back.
00:46:58Take a look at the category of this is chapter seven.
00:47:02Thank you, Doctor.
00:47:04Thank you, Colin.
00:47:06Hi, you're on the air.
00:47:08I'm reading your book too, Dr. Boyd.
00:47:10Would you call this a self-help book or does that term offend?
00:47:13Uh, not in the least.
00:47:14Who does it help, exactly?
00:47:16Well, it...
00:47:18See, the thing is, I, uh...
00:47:21I haven't gotten to the helpful part yet.
00:47:23Perhaps you're a slow reader.
00:47:25Well, you see, it doesn't tell you how to find somebody to love or...
00:47:28or how you get somebody to love you back.
00:47:31All it does is tell you what's wrong with the person you're in love with.
00:47:34And that, to me, well, that's not very helpful.
00:47:36Well, perhaps it is you who are wrong for the person you think you are right for.
00:47:39Did you think of that caller?
00:47:40What is it you think you know about me that would make you say that?
00:47:43I don't know anything about you.
00:47:44Yeah, you bet you don't.
00:47:45That's right, I don't.
00:47:46But since you called, here's some advice.
00:47:48Maybe, instead of blaming others for your problems, you should consider looking at yourself.
00:47:51I'm looking right at my problem.
00:47:53Well, stop fogging up the mirror.
00:47:57Nice.
00:47:59Did you just hang up on a caller?
00:48:01No, no, no, I did not just hang up on a caller.
00:48:03No, hello, hello.
00:48:05Uh, hello.
00:48:06Ah, I think we've been disconnected.
00:48:08It must be those cell phones, those nasty cell phones.
00:48:11Well, thanks to my caller for calling, and I will be seeing you tomorrow for the next
00:48:16real love with Dr. Emma Lloyd.
00:48:18Oh!
00:48:23Are you crazy?
00:48:24How dare you come to my place of order and make prank calls?
00:48:26No, I was just flipping through this thing, and I thought it was so full of crap that
00:48:29maybe I, uh, friggin' call in.
00:48:30Oh, I seem to have to buy my book.
00:48:32No, I stole it from your party, excuse me.
00:48:34You stole it?
00:48:35That makes sense.
00:48:36Yeah, and I took your little compatibility quiz.
00:48:38Really?
00:48:39What do you do?
00:48:40Well, according to this, my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to any freak who would buy or
00:48:43write a book like this.
00:48:44I'm surprised.
00:48:45Those tests don't lie.
00:48:46New York City Fire Department, ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:49Official business.
00:48:50I ask you to please exit the elevator.
00:48:52Come on, ladies.
00:48:53Sir, thank you.
00:48:54What are you doing?
00:48:55Unsuitable?
00:48:57Is that really what you think of me?
00:49:01I don't think of you.
00:49:04You want to see unsuitable?
00:49:09Hey, security, what's the story with the elevators?
00:49:25Holy moly.
00:49:26My wife loves her show.
00:49:28I can't even get a guy to hold the door for me.
00:49:32Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step back, please.
00:49:33Can you fix the focus on that, please?
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:35Let's move it in a little bit for you.
00:49:36There you go.
00:49:37All right, I've had enough of this.
00:49:38Excuse me.
00:49:39Sir?
00:49:40Doctor?
00:49:41Doctor?
00:49:42I'm going to have to ask you to please stop.
00:49:43Stop what you're doing.
00:49:44Come down to the lobby immediately.
00:49:45Stop it.
00:49:46Stop it now, please.
00:49:47I'm going to have to ask you to please stop.
00:49:49Stop what you're doing.
00:49:50Come down to the lobby immediately.
00:49:52Stop it.
00:49:53Stop it now, please.
00:50:17Sorry about that.
00:50:18Which part exactly?
00:50:19Kissing your thing.
00:50:20Oh, well, I just got caught up.
00:50:21Carried away.
00:50:22Lost our heads.
00:50:23I'm getting married.
00:50:24Yeah.
00:50:25You love him?
00:50:26I only ask this because, being that I'm your husband and you're my wife, I have this vested
00:50:32interest in seeing you happy.
00:50:33I want to be happy.
00:50:34Aren't you?
00:50:35What is happiness anyway?
00:50:50I don't know.
00:50:53Tell me, you wrote the book.
00:50:55I guess I don't know.
00:50:56No, tell me you wrote the book. I guess I don't know
00:51:13Patrick it's nice being Larry to you
00:51:21Thanks
00:51:26Oh
00:51:56I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:51:58I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:04I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:06I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:08I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:10I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:14I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm late. I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:20I know I'm always so prompt
00:52:22Don't worry when I arrived I told them to bring the drinks in ten minutes
00:52:24Just how's that the timing?
00:52:26Oh, what a day. You've no idea
00:52:28Actually I kind of do
00:52:30I heard your show today
00:52:32That was Sullivan I take it
00:52:34Yes, the good news is
00:52:36I got the papers
00:52:38Everything but page 127
00:52:40And I'm sure it's in there somewhere
00:52:42We'll never see him again
00:52:44So why don't you look happy?
00:52:46I am
00:52:49Well, I've got something that might cheer you up
00:52:51Harry Winston finished our rings
00:52:54Want to have a look?
00:52:57Wow
00:52:59The circle of eternity came out great, don't you think?
00:53:03No
00:53:04You did mine wrong
00:53:06What are you talking about? It's perfect
00:53:08It says do I, do I, do I
00:53:10Not I do, I do, I do
00:53:12You know, Em
00:53:22I think you're under a tremendous amount of stress at the moment
00:53:24It's not stress, Richard
00:53:26I just don't know
00:53:28I'm really confused
00:53:30Well, I'm not confused, Em
00:53:32I know exactly what I want
00:53:34I think you and I are the perfect team
00:53:36Never doubted it for a moment
00:53:38But I am not gonna talk you into marrying me
00:53:40So I suggest you take a few days and figure out what it is you want
00:53:43In fact, why don't we begin that right now?
00:53:46Richard
00:53:48Yeah, we had a really nice time, you know
00:53:52Good conversation
00:53:53He was kinda sweet and funny, but I don't know
00:53:55There was something missing
00:53:56There was no
00:53:57Spark
00:53:58Exactly
00:53:59Yeah, caller
00:54:00Let me tell you something about sparks
00:54:02Sparks cause fires
00:54:03And fires will burn your house down
00:54:05You know, so if you keep searching for good old Sparky
00:54:07You know, you're sure to get burned
00:54:08Trust me on that, okay?
00:54:10Oh, I'm so hungry
00:54:11Wilder!
00:54:12Your girlfriend's wearing my robe!
00:54:13Actually, this girlfriend's daughter is wearing a robe
00:54:17Hello, Emma
00:54:18Aren't you my...
00:54:20So, um, why the big secret?
00:54:21Well, I wanted to tell you, but your father thought you wouldn't hire me as the caterer if you knew we were dating
00:54:27Dating?
00:54:28Dating?
00:54:29Is that what you're calling?
00:54:30Well, that, or this is an elaborate ruse of yours to get out of paying my bill
00:54:34You're worth every penny of it, huh?
00:54:35Hmm, there you go, again
00:54:36Always trying the perfect thing
00:54:37To give you back
00:54:50You can sing some issues
00:54:52They масс work
00:54:53Get me
00:54:55we're saying the perfect thing you've been together for almost a year why didn't you tell me
00:55:01you've met so many women over the years i thought maybe i'd hold off from this introduction until
00:55:05we were sure of each other and are we well i am i can't even keep track of all the things i've
00:55:10misunderstood sorry dad i know i never asked you but um what do you think of richard do you like him
00:55:25well sure honey what's not to like i mean he's perfect isn't he is that a compliment
00:55:31you don't need compliments for me i've never told you how to live or who to date
00:55:36that's always been in your department right so what if i'm uh losing my footing in my
00:55:41department and i'm asking for a second opinion well i think richard is a a good safe bet you know i mean
00:55:51he's exactly the kind of guy that you've always gravitated toward and advised other women to
00:55:56pursue isn't he probably the type of fellow that my brand of fatherhood pushed you into
00:56:03look honey i mean i've made some big mistakes in my life some real whoppers but if i hadn't
00:56:10probably wouldn't have been able to recognize the real thing when it came along
00:56:13you don't have to be so right all the time you know it's okay to make a couple mistakes
00:56:26you're trying to come darling go about move she has to eat quiet can't you see that she's not
00:56:37here to eat or watch telly or chit chat she's come for the man she loves you all with your come
00:56:44come and your sit sit and your eat eat you're standing in the course of true love stand aside i
00:56:48see through the beads up the stairs two flights
00:57:02yeah it's raining yeah you'd have a day off come in
00:57:08let me uh let me get you some dry clothes patrick yeah
00:57:25i think i called off my wedding
00:57:32am i i need to tell you something
00:57:38am i need to tell you something
00:57:41what
00:57:44it can wait
00:57:53it can wait
00:58:08Oh, my God.
00:58:38Great.
00:58:40We're having toast.
00:58:41We'll be out in a minute.
00:59:08You're my fantasy, my reality.
00:59:13Uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:59:17There is one in the world.
00:59:20What is this?
00:59:21And this?
00:59:22And this?
00:59:23What are you, some kind of fixed stalker?
00:59:25No, Emma, it's not what you think.
00:59:26Emma!
00:59:27Emma, Emma, wait.
00:59:28I can't believe this.
00:59:29You saw the invitations.
00:59:30And you're married?
00:59:31No, no, I'm not married.
00:59:33Liar.
00:59:34Stay away from me.
00:59:35Emma!
00:59:36Emma, I can explain.
00:59:37Yeah?
00:59:38What?
00:59:39That this is no accident?
00:59:40There's no glitch?
00:59:41No, you, you are the glitch.
00:59:43You Googled me, invaded my life, invaded my privacy, ruined my relationship.
00:59:48I almost called off my wedding for you.
00:59:51I trusted you.
00:59:52I had sex with you.
00:59:53I almost you're some sort of, some sort of con man, scam artist, deranged man.
00:59:57All right, you know what?
00:59:58Don't flatter yourself.
00:59:59What have I done?
01:00:00I mean, Richard warned me about you.
01:00:02I warn people about men like you every day.
01:00:04All right, Stephanie, come on, stop.
01:00:05Emma, stop.
01:00:06I'm worsening my own collars.
01:00:08Can I show you something?
01:00:10Please?
01:00:15Do you know her?
01:00:18No, I don't.
01:00:19Yeah, you don't.
01:00:20Come here.
01:00:23That's Sophia.
01:00:24As in, you're cordially invited to the marriage of Patrick Thomas Sullivan and Sophia Adelia Maria Chichagua.
01:00:29She's Dominican.
01:00:30We met on the job.
01:00:31She must blow her bill and polish those goddamn nails of hers.
01:00:34I carried her down 15 flights of stairs and sat next to her hospital bed until she woke up.
01:00:39What does this have to do with me?
01:00:40Did I mention she was a really big fan of your show?
01:00:42Listen to it every day.
01:00:43In fact, one day she called in.
01:00:45You probably don't remember.
01:00:47No, I don't.
01:00:48You told her to call off the wedding, Emma.
01:00:50Patrick, how can...
01:00:51Someone you don't know and can't even remember and you changed her life and mine forever.
01:00:57I guess I wanted to educate you about that.
01:01:00About what it's like to have your life ripped out from under you.
01:01:03I wanted to knock you down, Opeg.
01:01:08You did.
01:01:10Emma, I...
01:01:11Goodbye, Patrick.
01:01:12Emma.
01:01:13Emma.
01:01:14It's beautiful.
01:01:15I was just thinking how...
01:01:16How it's too big for me without you.
01:01:17It's beautiful.
01:01:18Just thinking how...
01:01:19It's beautiful.
01:01:41Just thinking how it's too big for me without you here.
01:01:48Are you here?
01:01:49If you'll have me.
01:01:55You mean you still want to get married?
01:01:59I do.
01:02:01I do.
01:02:03I do.
01:02:05As many of you have heard, I'm getting married.
01:02:09People keep asking me if I'm nervous.
01:02:11Well, I'm not.
01:02:12My eyes are open and what I see is not the man of my dreams, but the man of my reality.
01:02:17He's who he says he is.
01:02:18He's there where he's supposed to be.
01:02:20If you want to close your eyes, hold your breath and jump in, try the high diving board of the YMCA.
01:02:27You know, there's an entire generation of men and women roaming New York City in search of the Holy Grail dream partner.
01:02:33But until we learn the difference between romantic love and real love, we're just searching in vain for something that doesn't even exist.
01:02:41Here we are.
01:02:44Until next time.
01:02:46I'll be the one who'll break my heart.
01:02:50I'll be the one to hold the gun.
01:02:54I know more than I knew before.
01:02:58I know more than I knew before.
01:03:01I didn't rest.
01:03:05I didn't stop.
01:03:09Did we fight?
01:03:10Did we talk?
01:03:12Ooh, I'll be the one who'll break my heart.
01:03:18You have to ask yourself serious questions.
01:03:20Couples shouldn't feel they have anything to hide.
01:03:22Play with fire?
01:03:23You're going to get burned.
01:03:24Is he responsible?
01:03:24Is he dependable?
01:03:25I can't trust what you merely lust.
01:03:26Does he give you a stable universe?
01:03:28Your love has to be earned, not yearned.
01:03:30You've got to stop obsessing about this old girlfriend of his, okay?
01:03:32Got it?
01:03:33All right.
01:03:34Next caller.
01:03:34Hard decision.
01:03:35Am I right?
01:03:36Well, caller.
01:03:37Trust me on that, all right?
01:03:38Next caller.
01:03:38Face time what?
01:03:39Trust me on that one, okay?
01:03:40Okay.
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43What do you want from me?
01:03:44But real love is just a theory, right?
01:03:46Yeah, a theory, yes.
01:03:47But based on ten years of research and study,
01:03:49a sociological, psychosexual, statistical analysis
01:03:52of men and women and their relationships, okay?
01:03:55Yeah, but what if you're wrong?
01:03:58Hello?
01:03:59You still there?
01:04:09The time is 15 minutes after the hour,
01:04:22and you're listening to Real Love with me, Dr. Emma Lloyd.
01:04:26Uh, yeah.
01:04:28We've got time for one more caller.
01:04:29We've got you.
01:04:30Patrick of Astoria.
01:04:31Patrick of Astoria.
01:04:38Oh, really?
01:04:38Because, uh, I thought for a second
01:04:40you weren't going to put me through.
01:04:41There are thousands of people listening,
01:04:43Patrick, from Astoria.
01:04:43Let's not waste their time.
01:04:44How can I help you?
01:04:45Okay, there's...
01:04:47There's this girl that I'm falling for.
01:04:50That I have fallen for.
01:04:53And, uh, well, the trick is
01:04:55that she's getting married tomorrow.
01:04:56And if that's what she really wants,
01:04:57then I'm happy for her.
01:04:59That's very generous of you, Patrick,
01:05:01from Astoria.
01:05:02There's one other thing that...
01:05:04that she doesn't know.
01:05:05We're almost out of time, Patrick.
01:05:07The thing that I didn't tell her is, um...
01:05:10the thing she doesn't know...
01:05:12Oh.
01:05:14...is that I love her.
01:05:16You know, I, uh, I look at her
01:05:18and I see... I see my whole life.
01:05:20And I just thought she should...
01:05:22know that.
01:05:23I'm afraid that's all the time
01:05:25we have caller for tonight.
01:05:27Dr. Emma Lloyd.
01:05:29And you're listening to real love.
01:05:31Where's she going?
01:05:32Where's she going?
01:05:33Get in here.
01:05:34Okay.
01:05:35Let's see.
01:05:36We got, um, Chuck on line four
01:05:38is looking for his soulmate
01:05:40and Maria on line two
01:05:42just got dumped.
01:05:43So, Chuck.
01:05:45Yeah?
01:05:45Say what's up to Maria.
01:05:47How you doing, Maria?
01:05:47Good.
01:05:48Good.
01:05:48Good.
01:05:48Good.
01:05:49Good.
01:05:49Good.
01:05:49Good.
01:05:49Good.
01:05:49Good.
01:05:50Good.
01:05:50Good.
01:05:51Good.
01:05:51Good.
01:05:52Good.
01:05:52Good.
01:05:52Good.
01:05:52Good.
01:05:53Good.
01:05:53Good.
01:05:54Good.
01:05:54Good.
01:05:55Good.
01:05:55Good.
01:05:56Good.
01:05:57Good.
01:05:58Good.
01:05:59Good.
01:05:59You really like it?
01:06:01Perfect.
01:06:01You're perfect.
01:06:02I'm fucked.
01:06:04It's an interesting segway.
01:06:06Did you listen to the show last night?
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:10he loves me I know the entire tri-state area knows the car is here what am I
01:06:16gonna do well first thing you should fire her I heard that sister at the keyhole
01:06:22that's what you always wanted huh I did tonight instead you got you and me we
01:06:28didn't do too badly they were a disaster
01:06:33but I see a comeback in the making yeah
01:06:40you know for a guy who's waited this long to marry my daughter you're sure he's cutting it close don't
01:06:49you think do you know how I know I love you how because nothing in the world would make me drag
01:06:56you to the altar again no we don't want to press our luck do we I should go see how I'm just doing
01:07:02let me know if he gets here
01:07:03just take it off my seat it's crooked let me try it
01:07:15so this goes like this
01:07:19and this goes here
01:07:24here comes the bride
01:07:32excuse me ladies could I just have a moment
01:07:41but sure
01:07:56wow look at you
01:07:59seems kind of silly though huh me in his dress veil bridesmaids it's like some sort of play or
01:08:08something no you don't look silly
01:08:10well you look extremely not silly and handsome yourself
01:08:17I'm sorry I'm late I had to go back to the city and get something for you
01:08:23you forgot to file them
01:08:33actually no by now I'm not really the forgetful type
01:08:38no no you're not
01:08:41since you gave me this I've been putting off filing them for some reason
01:08:46why do you think that is
01:08:49I love you huh
01:08:53I'm clever enough to know when I've lost
01:08:56I should have asked you to marry me a long time ago
01:09:03or maybe we just missed our moment
01:09:06if you married me today
01:09:10you'd always be looking over your shoulder
01:09:12never be completely happy
01:09:14I need to be happier
01:09:19I can't stand it
01:09:21well Richard
01:09:23I'll be alright
01:09:25I'll be alright
01:09:28as long as we can get past that angry mob out there
01:09:32oh yeah
01:09:33them
01:09:34I'll handle this
01:09:36really
01:09:38no not really
01:09:41in fact this time you should worry I have no plan
01:09:43come on help me up
01:09:54give me that candle
01:09:56uh we just wait until I've left the realm I might need to suit it again
01:10:03Richard
01:10:05Richard
01:10:05okay
01:10:07good
01:10:07I'll go
01:10:08get it
01:10:08good
01:10:10good
01:10:10good
01:10:11good
01:10:11good
01:10:11good
01:10:11good
01:10:12good
01:10:12good
01:10:16good
01:10:16great
01:10:24good
01:10:28good
01:10:30This is 41, this is Great Neck Dispatch. We've got a fire alarm at Sprinkler Activation at St. Paul's Church.
01:10:36Great Neck? It's not even an out-district.
01:10:39Listen, I know it's out of your district, but here's the thing. You guys have sort of been requested.
01:11:00How are you doing?
01:11:25I had to talk to you!
01:11:30You know, you could have just called.
01:11:38So, what's up?
01:11:43Liz.
01:11:56When I was a kid, I used to have a hard time believing in happy endings.
01:12:00The heroine always seemed to ride off into the sunset with what I thought was the wrong guy.
01:12:05One day my dad found me crying. I was watching The Lady and the Tramp. He asked me what was wrong.
01:12:10I said, Dad, those two dogs don't stand a chance. They're wrong for each other. They have nothing in common.
01:12:17The movie's gonna end and they're gonna break up and be heartbroken forever.
01:12:21He pulled me in close and he said to me, Em, sometimes when you're really in love, you just don't sweat the small stuff.
01:12:28So, are you saying we should run away together?
01:12:31Woman, are you insane?
01:12:32What?
01:12:33You're old enough to be his mother. Wait till he gets out of high school and then go back.
01:12:35Who is the lady?
01:12:36Good day to you, madam.
01:12:36You said you weren't going to be on your best behavior.
01:12:38Just, I don't know how you do this and these people, they drive me crazy. Won't happen again.
01:12:42Won't happen again.
01:12:43Okay, where was I?
01:12:44Don't say the small stuff.
01:12:45Right.
01:12:46Well, I guess I didn't appreciate my father's advice for a long time.
01:12:50You kinda have to figure out those things for yourself.
01:12:52But, enough about me.
01:12:53It's quarter past the hour and now for a word from our sponsors.
01:12:57This is Dr. Emma Lloyd. You're listening to Real Love. Please don't go away.
01:13:00There's more to language juice than the great tasting fruit.
01:13:04Haven't you got any cats to pull out of trees?
01:13:07That only happens in cartoons, Mrs. Sullivan, as you well know.
01:13:11Indeed I do, Mr. Sullivan. What can I do for you?
01:13:14I don't know. I just have to be in the neighborhood. Then I'd stop by and say hello.
01:13:18Why don't you come here for a second?
01:13:20I can't leave my desk. I have to be back every second.
01:13:23Oh, come on. Take and wait. Just stand up and walk towards me.
01:13:28You didn't come to see me at all, did you?
01:13:31Of course I did.
01:13:41And we're back in five, four, three, two, one.
01:14:02Three, two, and one.
01:14:05This is Dr. Analoid. We're back with Real Love.
01:14:08Susie from Morningside Heights, you're on the air.
Recommended
35:51
|
Up next
1:59:31
1:54:28
1:10:40
1:47:15
1:15:31
1:23:46
1:18:49
1:32:24
1:35:14
2:19
2:19
1:50
2:19
2:19
2:19
2:06
1:58
Be the first to comment