00:003C, that's me.
00:23Ugh.
00:27This is just perfect.
00:30Is everything okay?
00:35No, it's not okay.
00:37Thank you very much.
00:42You know, I bought this first-class seat so I can meet a cute rich guy.
00:47Clearly, you're not it.
00:50Where'd you buy those clothes?
00:53Walmart?
00:56Wait.
00:57You bought a first-class ticket hoping to meet a man?
01:01A rich man.
01:02Yes.
01:03And it's gonna work.
01:05One day.
01:08But, don't you think that's a huge waste of money?
01:12I mean, these seats are really expensive.
01:14Yes, I know they are.
01:16Which is why I use new credit cards.
01:19And then, I report them stolen.
01:21And dispute the charges.
01:23It's like, free money.
01:25Um, isn't that just credit card fraud?
01:29Are you a cop?
01:30Or something?
01:31No.
01:32It's just a-
01:33Shut up about it.
01:34And don't worry about me.
01:35Okay?
01:36You know, you've already ruined my flight just by sitting here.
01:43So, if you could do me the courtesy of not flapping your lips the whole time.
01:49Oh, this is going to be an annoying flight.
02:14I don't mean to keep staring, but you just look so familiar to me.
02:29I'm sure you tell all the girls that.
02:33Right.
02:34If only I were that smooth.
02:37So, what brings you out to LA?
02:39Oh, you know, boring work stuff.
02:42What about you?
02:44Same.
02:45Really boring work stuff.
02:47Will you two shut it up?
02:50I'm trying to get some sleep.
02:59What did I say?
03:01I-
03:02If you bother me again, you'll regret it.
03:05I promise you that.
03:07Relax.
03:08We were just talking.
03:09Loudly.
03:10Loudly.
03:11And it's very rude.
03:12It's okay.
03:13I'm sorry.
03:14We'll keep it down.
03:16You better.
03:17You better.
03:18I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
03:22Hmm.
03:23Hold on in.
03:24Hold on.
03:28Hold on.
03:30Hold on.
03:44I…
03:45Flight attendant, flight attendant, flight attendant, flight attendant.
04:13Is there a problem?
04:20Yes, this guy is driving me nuts.
04:25Move him back to the poor people's section where he belongs.
04:30Do you mean economy?
04:32Whatever, it's the same thing, right?
04:34I'm sorry, miss, he paid for his seat just the same as you did.
04:38Well, not just like she did.
04:41See, this is what I'm talking about.
04:44All he's done since he's sat here is annoy me, okay?
04:49Now either you move him back to the poor people's section or I'll file a complaint against your airline.
04:58How about that?
04:59Why don't we just switch seats?
05:01Are you sure?
05:06Your seat has all the extra legroom.
05:09And you paid more for it.
05:11If it'll make your job easier and keep her quiet, it's fine by me.
05:18Free at last!
05:20Free at last!
05:20Max from this disgusting loser.
05:24It is happening to me.
05:26Come on, chop chop, let's go.
05:29I need some sleep.
05:33Extra legroom, yes!
05:35Mmm.
05:36Oh.
06:05Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.
06:15Please remain seated until we have reached our gate.
06:18So, what do you do for a living?
06:22It must be something pretty fancy to afford those seats.
06:26I'm the CEO of Chewstone Pet Emporium.
06:30You know, pet food, pet toys and stuff.
06:34The one with all the commercials, where it's okay to bring your pets.
06:39That one?
06:40Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
06:42But don't hold our jingle against me, I didn't write it.
06:44Hey, it's very, very catchy.
06:48I was in New York meeting with one of our biggest vendors,
06:52and it was such a last minute thing, but it went very well.
06:56Normally I'd fly economy, but because it was last minute,
07:00first class was all they had.
07:03What about you?
07:05Um, I own a company called Whitecap.
07:08We write financial and accounting software.
07:10Boring stuff.
07:12Wait, isn't Whitecap the multi-billion dollar company that just went public?
07:19The journal had an article on it last week.
07:21Yeah, it's a little overwhelming.
07:23I started the company in my apartment a few years ago with just two employees.
07:28I just can't believe how fast we've grown.
07:31So you're telling me you're the Kirk Lewis?
07:35All right.
07:36Oh my God!
07:37Okay.
07:38To be honest, to be honest, this is my first time flying first class.
07:43The board members wouldn't let me fly economy.
07:45I don't know.
07:46I've never really been materialistic.
07:48I always prefer the simpler things in life.
07:51I know what you mean.
07:53Clearly.
07:54Same.
07:55Look at me.
07:57I'd like to have my seat back.
07:59What?
08:00We're almost at the gate.
08:01Yeah, I know.
08:02Okay.
08:03I just want my seat back anyway.
08:04I thought you were dying to get rid of this disgusting loser.
08:05I think.
08:06No.
08:07Don't tell me you took that seriously.
08:08Come on.
08:09I was just joking.
08:10Silly goose.
08:11No.
08:12I am serious.
08:13What?
08:14What?
08:15What?
08:16What?
08:17What?
08:18What?
08:19What?
08:20What?
08:21What?
08:22What?
08:23What?
08:24What?
08:25What?
08:26What?
08:27What?
08:28I am serious.
08:29I can never think that you were disgusting at all.
08:32No, I just, um, I think you're rather handsome.
08:37Gee, I wonder what changed your mind.
08:40I was just playing hard to get.
08:44You know, us girls, we do that when we see a man that we like.
08:50Just like him.
08:53Ow.
08:56Is it working?
08:57Uh, no.
08:59It definitely did not work.
09:01Oh, stop it.
09:03We're almost off the plane.
09:04Why don't we just stay in our seats?
09:06He's mine.
09:06I mean, I want my seat back.
09:10Miss, may I have a word with you in private?
09:13No, but I do want you to talk to this woman about giving me my seat back.
09:17I paid for it.
09:18Please.
09:19This really can't wait.
09:20I want my seat back first.
09:23Okay.
09:24You tried to do this the nice way.
09:28Ma'am, you're going to have to come with us?
09:29What?
09:30Me?
09:31No.
09:32No, wait.
09:32I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what this is about.
09:35It's about the $12,000 you made of fraudulent charges and your credit card charges.
09:38So turn around.
09:39Oh, no.
09:40No, that wasn't me.
09:41You're scamming the credit card company for free first class seats for two months.
09:45What?
09:45Please put your hands behind your back.
09:46Never do that.
09:47No, I don't know who that was.
09:49Okay.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50Wait.
09:50Okay.
09:50All right.
09:51Don't pay attention to this, okay?
09:53Listen, I feel like we had a real connection here, you know?
09:57So give me a call.
09:58When I come out, you'll be waiting, right?
10:00Call me.
10:01818-555-1979.
10:05I think I'll pass.
10:07Thanks.
10:09Wow.
10:10Well, uh, we had a show, so how about some dinner tonight, you and me?
10:25Sounds fun.
10:27Awesome.
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