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00:00No, I've not said that either.
00:02You just said I shouldn't eat lettuce.
00:04No, I'm saying that that's there.
00:06But, like, if you don't... if you don't want to come,
00:08then, like, you don't have to come.
00:10Like, I invited everyone, you know?
00:12If you don't want to come, I think you should be educated
00:15on how people eat plant-based,
00:17because not everyone eats dead things, you know?
00:19You should be more considerate about who's coming to your barbecue.
00:22Calm down. So, is anyone else coming that's got different dietary requirements?
00:27Well, there's a Jewish couple coming over,
00:30and I've said that, cool.
00:31They're like, I'll get halal and, like, kosher meat, you know?
00:33Like, yeah.
00:34Why can't you get some vegan stuff?
00:36I can get vegan sausages, I can get vegan sausages,
00:39but then, like, in between when I'm cooking,
00:41I'm not going to clean it, you know?
00:43Because it's just... it's just... it's just inconvenient.
00:46So, you're going to give everyone food poisoning,
00:48because you're not going to clean the grill?
00:49No, I'm going to clean it after I finish with it,
00:51but it's not like it's going to cause food poisoning, is it?
00:54But why wouldn't you do that for me?
00:56Have you got a thing against vegans?
00:58No, I've not got a fear about vegans, honey,
01:00but it's just... like, it's a barbecue.
01:03I didn't know that you were vegan.
01:05If you don't want to come to the barbecue,
01:07then, like, you don't have to come,
01:08but like I said, there's potatoes and stuff like that,
01:10which you can have.
01:11If you don't want to come, that's perfectly fine.
01:13Sorry, Steve, your name is right?
01:15Yeah, Steve, yeah.
01:17What, are you a vegan as well?
01:19No, no.
01:21No, not at all.
01:22Not at all.
01:23Yeah, okay, so like...
01:25Okay, so like, you can come if you want to come,
01:26but like, yeah, like, it's just...
01:28It was an open invitation.
01:30Can't invite me and not my daughter.
01:32That wouldn't be fair.
01:33No, no, no.
01:34It's an open invitation.
01:35If she wants to come, then like, she can come.
01:38But like, she...
01:39Well, you're gonna have to make vegan things for me.
01:40You're gonna have to clean the grill.
01:42Okay, but like, you don't have to come if you don't want to come.
01:45Yeah, but I want to come, but the world doesn't evolve around meat eaters.
01:48Just calm down a little bit.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Look, she's a lovely girl when you get to know her.
01:52I know she's being a little bit awkward now.
01:54Yeah, I can see.
01:56But...
01:57Yeah, all right then.
01:58Okay.
01:59Only I can say that, not you.
02:01So yeah, if you just try and cope with her just a little bit more,
02:04let's just say put something else on apart from vegan sausages.
02:07Bread and hummus.
02:10Hummus?
02:11Even I don't eat hummus.
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