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00:00So when I walked to the house, I'm like, we're doing this.
00:03Like, we're going to go balls to the walls right away, shots, let's go.
00:07And then nobody wants to do shots.
00:08And I was like, oh, what is this?
00:11In our defense, it was like 11 a.m.
00:14I just was processing.
00:16I'm going to Jersey Shore!
00:24Part of me thinks we started yesterday,
00:27and then the other part of me thinks I need, like, a liver transplant
00:31because it's been a century, basically.
00:34So here we are.
00:35Our levels are perfect and we're all good.
00:38It's wild to me.
00:40Wild.
00:40Sure.
00:41I mean, I remember it to a T.
00:43Like, I pulled up to the house.
00:45Like, I was ready to go.
00:46You haven't seen anything, and so you see me at the Jersey Shore.
00:50See you later, Mom.
00:51Because before that, I used to, you know, be in houses with my friends
00:55and just, like, all day in Seaside, we would just drink
00:58and, like, go to the boardwalk and have fun.
01:00It was just, like, a mess.
01:01Like, a big party.
01:02My vagina's out.
01:04So when I walked into the house, I'm like, we're doing this.
01:07Like, we're going to go balls to the walls right away, shots, let's go.
01:11You guys drinking or what?
01:12And then nobody wants to do shots.
01:14And I was like, oh, like, what is this?
01:16In our defense, it was like 11 a.m.
01:19I just was processing the cameras.
01:24And back then when we filmed, like,
01:27you were not allowed to look at production or anybody.
01:30It's so crazy because they're our best friends now.
01:32But remember back then, we would call, what would we call them?
01:35We would call them creeps.
01:36Creeps, because they would be creeping around the corners.
01:39Like, that was just so surreal.
01:41I remember, remember Veronica from Road Rules?
01:45Yes.
01:45She was on the production team, and I was a big fan of her
01:49because I loved reality.
01:51So I would always go to her and talk, and she would be like this.
01:56Yeah, like hiding in the curtain.
01:58Like, they would hide behind curtains and would, like, not speak to us.
02:02So when you were, like, parties here and shots,
02:05I just remember standing there and being like, what is this?
02:09Like, what are we doing?
02:11Ow.
02:12It's hot.
02:14Ow.
02:14This isn't fun.
02:16Oh, I knew it.
02:17I just, I'm an only child.
02:20She's an only child.
02:21So you give off two different vibes as an only child.
02:24You give off what I give, which is introverted, quiet, and weird.
02:28JWoww is, I see her in the gym, and she's throwing out combos, okay?
02:33I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
02:37Out of your face.
02:38Oh!
02:38Introverted, quiet, and weird.
02:40Or you're an extrovert like Nicole and is, like, you know, the life of the party.
02:47Then Snickers joins us in the hot tub, and that's when the party started.
02:51And as two only children, I always, you know, I was like, I'm going to end up being closest
02:56with her because she's everything that I'm not, and I love that.
03:01Like, because there's, like, this balance, like a yin-yang.
03:05But again, I was and I didn't know what we were doing, so I couldn't express that.
03:09But I'll never forget, when we wrapped the show, I was non-stop on my BlackBerry, texting
03:16her, hanging out with her.
03:18So me and Nicole go upstairs, where it's closed off, and decide to have our own nightclub
03:24up there, just me and her.
03:28We were going to Pasha together.
03:30We were poor.
03:31We went to AC.
03:32Yes, we had no money, no concept of money, and we were like, let's go to AC.
03:39And I was like, I literally took, like, $500 from a friend, and, like, borrowing it to
03:43go to, way before the show aired, because I knew, like, you were going to be, like, my
03:48best friend.
03:51I knew it right away, even though she was like, eh, to me.
03:55I was like, oh, no, we're going to be sissies.
03:57I know it.
03:57Don't tell anybody.
03:59No, I'm not hearing you.
04:01Stop it.
04:02Oh, my hair.
04:04Everything.
04:04My yellow shirt, my skunk hair.
04:07Our style.
04:09We looked like we didn't shower.
04:11We would just spray everything everywhere.
04:14Yeah.
04:15And I have, like, a strong Long Island Queens accent, which I never realized until, like,
04:22watching it.
04:23You should be able to talk to her.
04:25Really?
04:25As a friend, she should be able to talk to her.
04:26You.
04:27You.
04:28You.
04:28Damn, because you're a naive bitch.
04:30What, a naive bitch while you're a man spitting his other bitch?
04:33Introverted, quiet, and weird.
04:36Yeah.
04:37We just, we just sounded different.
04:40I, my, me today would be annoyed at old me.
04:44I'd be like, calm down.
04:46But I think I'd love that.
04:47I'd be like, shut up.
04:49Go in a corner.
04:49Like, relax.
04:50Go take a mask.
04:51You are f***ing drunk.
04:53Get in your f***ing bed.
04:55Like, calm down.
04:57I think there's just, you know, when it comes to TV, even new TV now, there's something about
05:03being, like, polished or beautiful or, you know, always worried about yourself and how
05:10you look on camera.
05:12We never had any of that.
05:14Do you think they sell eyelashes in Italy?
05:16We still, to this day, don't have that.
05:19Nicole and I were talking about how we buy stuff from Amazon.
05:22Like, that's, our clothes are, like, everything about us is just regular and it makes it relatable
05:28for people.
05:29And the fact that we are not embarrassed to just be authentically us.
05:34They always get their makeup done.
05:35They have a glam team.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Yeah, right.
05:38There's no glam team on our show.
05:41Like, we do it all ourselves.
05:42And that's why sometimes we don't wear makeup.
05:44So I'm like, whatever.
05:45Like, I don't have to do this today.
05:49Nicole is, like, strutting new outfits every single five seconds.
05:54That's nighttime.
05:56It's so funny you said that.
05:58Yeah, they're embarrassed.
05:59And they don't think we're anything.
06:01But then the perks come.
06:03And they're like, oh, but I want to do this.
06:06And I want to do that.
06:07So I'm like, where do you think this money comes from?
06:09And my daughter will literally be like, well, you don't work.
06:13Like, you don't.
06:13It's not a job.
06:15And I'm like.
06:15Also, like, walking the carpets.
06:16Like, Milani, you love walking the carpets.
06:18That's what I mean.
06:19Like, you're walking the carpets.
06:21Because you're not a Nikon.
06:23It was.
06:24It's not about the breakup.
06:27I actually think it has more to do with their relationship.
06:31It was so crazy.
06:34And, like, just.
06:36It was, like.
06:37I don't even know how to explain it.
06:38It was just so.
06:40It's crazy to me.
06:42I'm obsessed with it, too.
06:43And I'm in it.
06:44So, like, I don't know.
06:45I think it's just.
06:46As a fan perspective.
06:48We want to see the crazy unfold.
06:51We want to be, like, all the answers.
06:52We need them answered.
06:53Like, all the questions.
06:55Well, they were the big couple on the show.
06:58Yeah.
06:59There was a lot of the drama.
07:00And a lot of the crazy stuff.
07:01It's where the note became a thing.
07:03Right away, I know it's either Schnicky or Jenny.
07:05But then I read the letter.
07:07And I see the word wisely.
07:08And I know Schnicky doesn't use that kind of vocabulary.
07:10So.
07:11Yeah.
07:11I feel like the fans will always think of Ron and Sam.
07:14But they're just, like, can we move on?
07:16Oh, so good.
07:17Honestly, I loved our style back in the day.
07:20I loved everything about it.
07:21And I miss it so much.
07:23But if I were to take one outfit back, it would be when I got arrested.
07:26Get the f*** off.
07:28Get off.
07:31Like, I still had my dress on from the night before.
07:34Didn't brush my hair.
07:35Probably didn't brush my teeth.
07:37And I think I just threw on, like, a tank top over top.
07:41Of my dress.
07:42And I had the slippers on.
07:44And I just ran.
07:45So I would have liked to be, I would have liked to have been arrested in a cuter outfit.
07:49And, like, clean.
07:50But it is what it is.
07:53I just wish I looked like I showered more.
07:55Because we did.
07:56It just, like, there was something about that era of just, to me, looking scuzzy.
08:01I'm like, girl.
08:02We looked so dirty.
08:03So dirty.
08:04But none of us smelled.
08:05Like, none of us.
08:06We smelled pretty.
08:08It just looked dirty.
08:10It was gross.
08:10It was gross.
08:11It was gross.
08:11It was gross.
08:11It was gross.
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