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00:00I'm just stressed because of the campaign.
00:02After the election, how about we go on a weekend getaway?
00:06Just the two of us, okay?
00:30Hey, don't leave.
00:46We can have breakfast together.
00:48That's going to cost you extra.
00:51Forget it.
00:55They care about you getting better.
01:00No one's ever understood me like this before.
01:09I care about you, Jake.
01:26Sorry, I'm late.
01:28How are you feeling?
01:30Never better.
01:31This no-sex thing is like a piece of cake.
01:34Maybe I'm already cured.
01:36Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
01:38Treating addiction is complicated.
01:40It usually takes more than a week.
01:42That's the thing.
01:43I'm not even sure I have an addiction.
01:45I think we need to catalog your sexual history to decide that.
01:50You want to hear about every time I've had sex?
01:53To be thorough, it should include all sexual encounters.
01:57To see if there are any unhealthy patterns.
02:00When I was 15, I would seduce the nanny.
02:18She started wearing sexy lace panties just for me.
02:23I still remember what it was like to breathe on her neck in the classroom.
02:28I had my first girlfriend when I was 16.
02:31It was crazy.
02:33Just say she liked to do things in the classroom.
02:36She'd say my name a little too loud.
02:38Then I started going to the club when I was 16.
02:40I still remember the rush of waking up in a stranger's bed.
02:44She asked me to start spanking her pretty quick.
02:47Do you want to hear more?
02:51Your first kiss.
02:56Show me.
02:56Madison, you okay?
03:23You're lit.
03:26We need our privacy.
03:56HIPAA, you know?
04:01Jake.
04:03Sit.
04:07I notice the way you look at me.
04:12I can see how lonely you are.
04:16I want to fill the emptiness in your life.
04:23Emptiness?
04:24What was the name of the first girl you ever slept with?
04:30Or the last?
04:33What?
04:34Do you even know the name of the first girl you ever kissed?
04:37Have you ever been in love?
04:43That's emptiness, Jake.
04:45Don't you want more from life than meaningless sex?
04:51How much longer can you afford the constipated prostitutes into the money and your soul run dry?
04:55I mean, I want to make it work.
04:56And then I want to make it happen.
04:56So, yeah, maybe you should sit back down.
04:58Maybe you should sit back down.
05:00Come on.
05:00so what's next first steps admitting i have a problem i think you objectify women
05:19because it's safer than letting them hurt you so who hurt you
05:27your ex demi tell me about her we met in a strip club you know my happy place
05:40she made me feel like i mattered
05:43and she didn't just like that but she wasn't the first person who hurt you was she
05:57you are a dirty disgusting little boy
06:03this isn't working i'm sick of talking
06:08can't we just get out of here grab a drink
06:13this isn't what i meant when i said grab a drink
06:26if you want to change you need to stop objectifying women you need to see them as real people
06:37hear their stories
06:38we'll be starting the poetry open mic in about five minutes
06:43ah would you look at that
06:46do they serve alcohol here
06:49you're fine this will be a good opportunity for you to meet fully clothed women for a change
06:55okay first up we have bell
06:58what's up my name's bell
07:03and this is empty hallways
07:06as a child i listened to the footsteps echoing in a long dark hallway leaving me a thousand times behind the mirrors in your mind
07:24another empty hallway
07:28of my heart
07:30and one
07:32thank you
07:33thank you bell
07:41okay
07:42next up
07:43jake thorpe
07:45jake thorpe
07:52jakey poo
07:55think of it as grip therapy
07:58i don't want to make a fool of myself
08:01real connection starts with vulnerability
08:03don't be afraid
08:05you got this
08:07hi
08:19so uh i guess this is happening against my will and better judgment
08:26i don't have anything original to do
08:31um but i dig ruby core
08:33she's hot
08:35and smart
08:37very wise
08:39it felt like you threw me
08:44so far from myself
08:47i've been trying to find my way back
08:50ever since
08:52thank you
09:00thank you
09:05that was
09:06beautiful
09:08my
09:11grandpa liked poetry
09:14and i liked it
09:15so
09:15he must have been very special to you
09:18when
09:19things got rough at home
09:22i'd hang out with him
09:24made me feel better
09:26kind of like this
09:29hi
09:45uh are you two a couple
09:47uh no she's my
09:48and friends
09:49we're just friends
09:51well uh
09:53give me a call sometime
09:58i dig ruby kerr too
10:01she is hot
10:02don't worry
10:08i'm not gonna break the most sexual
10:10besides
10:12i don't want to make you jealous
10:13please
10:15i'm not jealous
10:16in fact i
10:18fully support you going out with her
10:20you do
10:21yes
10:22you need to connect with women
10:24before jumping into bed with them
10:25it's
10:27part of your recovery
10:28well
10:32i guess i do have to do everything you say
10:36well
10:37he's mine
10:49he's mine
10:49good boy
11:02hi honey
11:30oh shit
11:31here let me help you
11:34better
11:37what about taylor
11:51he's at oscars
12:01i need you inside me
12:25are you okay
12:28yeah
12:29no no no
12:29i'm good
12:30you seem off
12:31i'm good
12:32i have to take this
12:40fine
12:44go ahead
12:46what
12:53now
12:54okay
12:55i'll be there soon
12:55i have to go back to the office
13:00it's an emergency
13:01i'm sorry
13:03i came as quick as i could
13:24okay so
13:27what's the big emergency
13:28okay
13:45okay we talked about this
13:47we can't do this anymore
13:49it's too risky
13:50i can't help it
13:51i can't help it
13:51okay
13:52i miss you
13:54hey no
13:58the campaign
13:59is too important
14:00it's bullshit
14:01no this isn't about the campaign
14:04it's about you
14:05you're scared
14:06plain and simple
14:07just please
14:09just please don't make me hurt my family
14:11you and i both know you don't love her
14:14you're hurting her more by not being honest
14:17i'm gonna go for a jog
14:43what
14:43no
14:44no no no
14:45let's go to vegas
14:46no
14:46scratch that
14:47monaco
14:49let's hop on the jet man
14:51jet is reserved for thorpe industries executives
14:55or did you forget man
14:56hey
14:57don't worry
14:58we'll get you back in there i promise
15:00so uh
15:02how's it going what's her name
15:04have you
15:05no
15:07it's a dead end
15:09nah
15:10my boy here
15:12he can get any bitch he wants
15:15she's not a bitch
15:16okay okay okay i'm sorry
15:18but do you really think she's gonna fix you up enough so you can go
15:21running back to mommy
15:22come on jake i've known you a long time
15:26and i just don't see you suddenly transforming into a quarry boy
15:31do you
15:32okay all we need is a photo of you and little miss therapist so we can convince her to get you out early
15:42based on bad behavior
15:43oh
15:45i'll take care of that
15:49i'll take care of that
15:50you just snuggle up to her long enough so we can snap that photo
15:54are you all right
16:06i took your advice
16:08and set up a friend date with bell
16:10that's great
16:13yeah
16:14except i'm worried i'm gonna relapse and no amount of jogging will save me
16:18maybe you're not ready yet
16:21you could come with me
16:22you could come with me
16:25jake i can't go on a date with you that's highly inappropriate
16:28you'd be my sober companion
16:30it's a thing rich people get them
16:33okay
16:35yes
16:36sober companion can be a helpful part of your network
16:39i can recommend several great ones
16:41i want you
16:42i want you
16:44you
16:46i just don't think it's ethical
16:51well wouldn't it be more unethical
16:56to turn your back on a patient who's clearly struggling
16:59and asking you for help
17:02fine
17:04but it's strictly professional
17:07great
17:08see you tonight
17:10great
17:13but
17:30the
17:33is
17:38Do I look okay?
18:02You clean up nice.
18:06Let me buy you a drink.
18:07Nope.
18:08I'm your sober companion.
18:10Which means we both stay sober.
18:13Ugh.
18:14So many rules.
18:16I suppose dancing is forbidden too.
18:20Dancing's allowed.
18:21This isn't footloose.
18:34Jake, no.
18:35This...
18:36It's movement therapy.
18:41Oh, that's vile.
18:43It's mesmerizing.
18:47But your footwork is not.
18:49I'm out of practice.
18:52Don't tell me Mr. Perfect doesn't take you dancing.
18:54He used to.
18:56It's been a while.
19:00For me too.
19:02Did your grandpa teach you?
19:05You remembered.
19:09I'm your therapist.
19:10It's my job to listen.
19:11It's been so long, um, maybe you could teach me how non-sexual dancing works?
19:25I don't want to cross any lines.
19:27Can I touch you like this?
19:30Like this?
19:30Like this?
19:38Like this?
19:41I'm sorry.
19:42I'm late.
19:46I'm sorry.
19:50I'm late.
19:50It was worth the wait.
20:07You look amazing.
20:09Oh, thank you.
20:13Excuse me.
20:16Should we go grab a drink?
20:18Absolutely.
20:18Mind if I join you?
20:32Let me buy you a drink.
20:34I'm good, thanks.
20:35Why you look so sad?
20:37You pretty girls need to smile more often.
20:44Get off me!
20:48Stay the hell away from her.
20:51Oh man, I'm not looking for problems.
20:54Then get out of here.
20:55Now!
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