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Fil-Am Vlog
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00:00We rehabilitate one of the city's most notorious playboys, I think it's gonna help.
00:05Thank you. I need to do that. But I think I also need this, too.
00:19Tell me your fantasy.
00:21What?
00:22Tell me what turns you on. Tell me what to do to make you look at me like you used to.
00:27I think you've been listening to a few too many of Jake Thorpe's deviant stories.
00:31Fantasizing isn't deviant.
00:37I'm sorry. I'm just stressed because of the campaign.
00:42After the election, how about we go on a weekend getaway? Just the two of us, okay?
00:57I don't know.
01:07I have an idea.
01:09Hey, don't leave.
01:25We can have breakfast together.
01:27That's going to cost you extra.
01:30Forget it.
01:34They care about you getting better.
01:39No one's ever understood me like this before.
01:49I care about you, Jake.
02:05Sorry, I'm late.
02:07How are you feeling?
02:09Never better.
02:10This no sex thing is like a piece of cake.
02:14Maybe I'm already cured.
02:16Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
02:18Treating addiction is complicated.
02:20It usually takes more than a week.
02:21That's the thing.
02:23I'm not even sure I have an addiction.
02:24I think we need to catalog your sexual history to decide that.
02:30You want to hear about every time I've had sex?
02:33To be thorough, it should include all sexual encounters.
02:37To see if there are any unhealthy patterns.
02:39When I was 15, I would seduce the nanny.
02:58She started wearing sexy lace panties just for me.
03:02I still remember what it was like to put you on her neck in the classroom.
03:07I had my first girlfriend when I was 16.
03:10It was crazy.
03:12Just say she liked to do things in the classroom.
03:15She'd say my name a little too loud.
03:18Then I started going to the club when I was 16.
03:20I still remember the rush of waking up in a stranger's bed.
03:23She asked me to start spanking her pretty quick.
03:26Do you want to hear more?
03:31Your first kiss.
03:35Show me.
03:56Madison, you okay?
04:03Your lip.
04:12It's hot in here, right?
04:14We need some air.
04:26We need our privacy.
04:36HIPAA, you know?
04:40Jake.
04:43Sit.
04:47I notice the way you look at me.
04:52I can see how lonely you are.
04:56I want to feel the emptiness in your life.
05:03Emptiness?
05:07What was the name of the first girl you ever slept with?
05:10Or the last?
05:12What?
05:13Do you even know the name of the first girl you ever kissed?
05:17Have you ever been in love?
05:23That's emptiness, Jake.
05:26Don't you want more from life than meaningless sex?
05:30How much longer can you afford the constipative prostitutes into the money and your soul run dry?
05:34So yeah, maybe you should sit back down.
05:40How much longer can you afford the constipative prostitutes into the world?
05:42How much longer can you afford the constipative prostitutes into the world?
05:50I hope that's just a mistake.
05:52So what's next?
05:53First steps admitting I have a problem?
05:57I think you objectify women
05:59because it's safer than letting them hurt you.
06:03So, who hurt you?
06:08Your ex, Demi.
06:11Tell me about her.
06:14We met in a strip club.
06:16You know?
06:18My happy place.
06:21She made me feel like I mattered.
06:26And she didn't.
06:29Just like that.
06:30But she wasn't the first person who hurt you, was she?
06:38You are a dirty, disgusting little boy!
06:44This isn't working.
06:46I'm sick of talking.
06:49Can't we just get out of here, grab a drink?
06:59This isn't what I meant when I said grab a drink.
07:05If you want to change, you need to stop objectifying women.
07:14You need to see them as real people.
07:17Hear their stories.
07:20We'll be starting the Poetry Open Mic in about five minutes.
07:24Ah, would you look at that?
07:27Do they serve alcohol here?
07:28You're, you're fine.
07:30This will be a good opportunity for you to meet fully clothed women for a change.
07:35Okay.
07:36First up, we have Belle.
07:40What's up?
07:42My name's Belle.
07:44And this is Empty Hallways.
07:50As a child, I listened to the footsteps.
07:55Echoing in a long, dark hallway.
07:59Leaving me a thousand times behind the mirrors in your mind.
08:03Another empty hallway of my heart and life.
08:20Thank you, Belle.
08:21Okay.
08:22Next up, Jake Thorpe.
08:31Jake Thorpe?
08:31Jake Thorpe?
08:33Jakey-poo.
08:36Think of it as curb therapy.
08:38I don't want to make a fool of myself.
08:41Real connection starts with vulnerability.
08:43Don't be afraid.
08:45You got this.
08:58Hi.
08:58So, uh, I guess this is happening against my will and better judgment.
09:06I don't have anything original to do.
09:11Um, but I dig Ruby Carr.
09:13She's hot.
09:16And smart.
09:17Very wise.
09:18It felt like you threw me so far from myself.
09:28I've been trying to find my way back ever since.
09:40That was beautiful.
09:50My grandpa liked poetry and I liked it, so.
09:56He must have been very special to you.
09:58When, um, things got rough at home, I'd hang out with him.
10:03It made me feel better.
10:07Kind of like this.
10:24Hi.
10:25Uh, are you two a couple?
10:27Uh, no.
10:27She's my...
10:28And friends.
10:29We're just friends.
10:32Well, uh...
10:33Give me a call sometime.
10:39I dig Ruby Carr, too.
10:41She is hot.
10:47Don't worry.
10:48I'm not gonna break the most sexual.
10:51Besides, I don't want to make you jealous.
10:54Please.
10:55I'm not jealous.
10:57In fact, I fully support you going out with her.
11:00You do?
11:01Yes.
11:01You need to connect with women before jumping in a bed with them.
11:06It's part of your recovery.
11:11Well, I guess I do have to do everything you say.
11:16Well.
11:27He's mine, bitch.
11:31Good boy.
11:43Good boy.
11:43Good boy.
11:44Hey, honey.
12:10Ah, shit!
12:12Here, let me help you.
12:14Is that her?
12:29What about Taylor?
12:32He's at Oscars.
12:34I need you inside.
13:04Are you okay?
13:08Yeah, no, no, no.
13:09I'm good.
13:09You seem off.
13:11I'm good.
13:11I have to take this.
13:20I have to go back to the office.
13:24It's an emergency.
13:25I'm sorry.
13:25I have to go back to the office.
13:31It's an emergency.
13:32I'm sorry.
13:33Okay.
13:34I'll be there soon.
13:38I have to go back to the office.
13:40It's an emergency.
13:42I'm sorry.
13:42I came as quick as I could.
14:03Okay, so, what's the big emergency?
14:07Okay, we talked about this.
14:27We can't do this anymore.
14:29It's too risky.
14:29I can't help it.
14:30Okay?
14:31I miss you.
14:36Hey, no.
14:38The campaign is too important.
14:40It's bullshit.
14:42No, this isn't about the campaign.
14:43It's about you.
14:45It's about you.
14:45You're scared.
14:46Plain and simple.
14:48Just please don't make me hurt my family.
14:52You and I both know you don't love her.
14:55You're hurting her more by not being honest.
15:08Ah!
15:09Whoa!
15:13I'm going to go for a jog.
15:23What?
15:23No.
15:24No, no, no, no.
15:25Let's go to Vegas.
15:26Nope.
15:26Scratch that.
15:28Monaco.
15:29Let's hop on the jet, man.
15:31Jet is reserved for Thorpe Industries executives.
15:35Or did you forget, man?
15:36Hey, don't worry.
15:38We'll get you back in there.
15:39I promise.
15:41So, uh, how's it going?
15:43No, what's her name?
15:44Have you?
15:46No.
15:47It's a dead end.
15:49Nah.
15:51My boy here, he can get any bitch he wants.
15:54She's not a bitch.
15:56Okay, okay.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58But do you really think she's going to fix you up enough so you can go running back to mommy?
16:04Come on, Jake.
16:04I've known you a long time.
16:07And I just don't see you suddenly transforming into a quarry boy.
16:11Do you?
16:15Okay.
16:15All we need is a photo of you and Little Miss Therapist so we can convince her to get you out early based on bad behavior.
16:24Oh.
16:24I'll take care of that.
16:30You just snuggle up to her long enough so we can snap that photo.
16:34Are you all right?
16:46I took your advice and set up a friend date with Belle.
16:52That's great.
16:53Yeah.
16:55Except I'm worried I'm going to relapse and no amount of jogging will save me.
16:59Maybe you're not ready yet.
17:00You could come with me.
17:03You could come with me.
17:05Jake, I can't go on a date with you.
17:06That's highly inappropriate.
17:08You'd be my sober companion.
17:10It's a thing.
17:11Rich people get them.
17:14Okay.
17:15Yes.
17:16A sober companion can be a helpful part of your network.
17:19I can recommend several great ones.
17:21I want you.
17:23I want you.
17:25You.
17:28I just don't think it's ethical.
17:33Well, wouldn't it be more unethical to turn your back on a patient who's clearly struggling
17:39and asking you for help?
17:43Fine.
17:45But it's strictly professional.
17:47Great.
17:48See you tonight.
17:49Bye.
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17:58Bye.
18:28Do I look okay?
18:42You clean up nice.
18:45Let me buy you a drink.
18:47Nope.
18:48I'm your sober companion.
18:50Which means we both stay sober.
18:53Ugh.
18:54So many rules.
18:54I suppose dancing is forbidden, too.
18:59Dancing's allowed.
19:00This isn't footloose.
19:13Jake, no, this...
19:15It's movement therapy.
19:20Oh, that smile.
19:23It's mesmerizing.
19:24But your footwork is not.
19:29I'm out of practice.
19:31Don't tell me Mr. Perfect doesn't take you dancing.
19:34He used to.
19:37It's been a while.
19:39For me, too.
19:41Did your grandpa teach you?
19:45You remembered.
19:48I'm your therapist.
19:49It's my job to listen.
19:50I'm your therapist.
19:54It's been so long, um...
20:00Maybe you could teach me how non-sexual dancing works?
20:05I don't want to cross any lines.
20:08Can I touch you like this?
20:10I don't want to cross any lines.
20:11I don't want to cross any lines.
20:12I don't want to cross any lines.
20:13I don't want to cross any lines.
20:14I don't want to cross any lines.
20:15I don't want to cross any lines.
20:16I don't want to cross any lines.
20:17I don't want to cross any lines.
20:18I don't want to cross any lines.
20:19I don't want to cross any lines.
20:20I don't want to cross any lines.
20:21I don't want to cross any lines.
20:22I don't want to cross any lines.
20:23I don't want to cross any lines.
20:24I don't want to cross any lines.
20:25I don't want to cross any lines.
20:26I don't want to cross any lines.
20:27I don't want to cross any lines.
20:28I don't want to cross any lines.
20:29I don't want to cross any lines.
20:30Hi, I'm sorry I'm late
20:43It was worth the wait
20:45Thank you
20:46You look amazing
20:49Oh, thank you
20:50Excuse me
20:54Should we go grab a drink?
20:57Absolutely
20:58Mind if I join you?
21:12Let me buy you a drink
21:13I'm good, thanks
21:14Why do you look so sad?
21:16You pretty girls need to smile more often
21:18Keep off me
21:25Stay the hell away from her
21:31Oh man, I'm not looking for problems
21:33Then get out of here
21:34Now
21:35You're welcome
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