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00:02:00I'm Aphrodite, goddess of love.
00:02:05Oh, you think I'm a little young to be a goddess?
00:02:17Well, I'm not really that young.
00:02:21You won't believe this, but I'm almost 8,000 years old.
00:02:25Or is it nine?
00:02:28Well, what's the difference?
00:02:31I always lie about my age anyway.
00:02:33When I was really young, I was the wildest.
00:02:39I used to do all kinds of things to make people romantic and sexy.
00:02:44Why, even today, whenever a boy or a girl, you know, you can be sure I'm there, supervising or maybe peeking a little.
00:02:59And if they fight it, sometimes they don't realize that it's bigger than both of them.
00:03:08I do all kinds of cute little things, like maybe spiking a martini with a jig of love potion, or making a shoulder strap break just at the right time.
00:03:23Or maybe sprinkling whole forest with lust dust, which reminds me, once a long time ago, maybe 300 years before the Trojan War even, I really caused an interesting evening with a sprinkling of lust dust.
00:03:42There was this Greek hero with the big muscles and awe.
00:03:49His name was Theseus.
00:03:58It's great to be ashore again where a man can get a little exercise.
00:04:12That's not Theseus.
00:04:15That's Nereus.
00:04:18He likes to stay in condition.
00:04:27Yes, and I understand these Cretan pomades are excellent.
00:04:33That sea air is really drying out my skin.
00:04:37I'm almost out of body oil.
00:04:38That's not Theseus.
00:04:43That's Leander.
00:04:44He's pretty and he knows it.
00:04:49I'll land again.
00:04:51I've been at sea so long, every time I go over a bump in the road, I look for a rail to hang over.
00:05:04That's Theseus.
00:05:08All right, fellas, let's shape up like a bunch of Greek heroes.
00:05:15Confound it, Nereus.
00:05:16Put down that stupid rock.
00:05:19I said, put down that stupid rock.
00:05:23And you, all the time with that oil.
00:05:38Him and his golf land grease.
00:05:42All right, you guys, let's straighten up and look like a couple of Greek heroes.
00:05:55That's better.
00:05:57Now, I suppose you're wondering what our next mission is.
00:05:59Well, we're going to find a missing child.
00:06:02A rightful heir to the throne of Crete.
00:06:04First, we're going to talk to her uncle, King Minus of Crete.
00:06:08On to Minus' palace.
00:06:11As Theseus marches towards the palace of Minos, Zeta and Kiva, two beautiful sirens, women who lured sailors to the rocks, watch his approach.
00:06:23They're coming closer.
00:06:25Where's Bono been all day?
00:06:26At Thermopylae Downs.
00:06:28The horses again?
00:06:29All right, let's not knock the nags.
00:06:31Horse racing is a clean sport.
00:06:34I know.
00:06:36You've never left the track without being thoroughly cleaned.
00:06:40Come to think of it, the track is the only place where the wind is clean to people.
00:06:46Kiva, here they come.
00:06:49Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Some prospects.
00:06:52Just when a pirating business looked like it was on the rocks.
00:06:56Now, let me evaluate for a minute.
00:06:57Two muscular guys and a jerk against two broads and a...
00:07:04A coward?
00:07:05Ooh, lucky thing for you that I happen to be a gentleman, a scholar, and a coward.
00:07:10Now, quickly, let's put plan 3A into effect.
00:07:14And remember, no getting cozy with the clients.
00:07:18Just about the same time, Bono the pirate is preparing to receive Theseus and his party.
00:07:26King Minos is being informed of this Greek hero and his mission.
00:07:31Skyla, his wife, seeing his mood, tries to cheer him up.
00:07:35The Hogwarts
00:07:50King Minos is being informed of this Greek hero.
00:07:55The Black Panther
00:07:59THE END
00:08:29You're crushing the pleats on my toga.
00:08:54You look bored.
00:08:56I'd like to do a little entertaining.
00:08:58Let's invite the king and queen of Cronus for a feast.
00:09:01I'm in no mood to have your sister and her husband
00:09:03clubbing up the palace for an evening.
00:09:05After the banquet they gave us, we should reciprocate.
00:09:09Reciprocate?
00:09:10After that banquet, we should retaliate.
00:09:12Let's invite the king and queen of robes.
00:09:34He's a handsome scoundrel.
00:09:36But she's such an old bat.
00:09:39Oh?
00:09:40She isn't so old?
00:09:43Isn't so old?
00:09:45She's so wrinkled that when she smiles, she looks like a Venetian blind.
00:09:49Oh, you exaggerate.
00:09:51I heard she went to a plastic surgeon to have her wrinkles tightened up, and he overdid it.
00:09:56Now every time she raises her eyebrows, it pulls off her stockings.
00:09:59Darling, let's invite the king and queen of Troy.
00:10:21Oh, those two.
00:10:23She's pretty.
00:10:24And she's such a bore.
00:10:26She's so used to getting her own way, she writes in her diary four weeks ahead.
00:10:31And him.
00:10:32He's so hen-pecked each night, the dog walks him.
00:10:34When will the new captain of the guard arrive?
00:10:54Any hour now.
00:10:55Oh, whom will he be?
00:10:57Kaelak, a Macedonian.
00:11:00Oh, a Greek!
00:11:01Kaelak!
00:11:04One thing I'll never understand.
00:11:11In the past two years, we've had four captains of the guard.
00:11:16All big strapping muscle men.
00:11:18At least 200 pounders.
00:11:21After six months in our service, they each applied for retirement.
00:11:27A skinny, 94-pound weakling.
00:11:33Oh, my God.
00:11:34There.
00:11:40This should make the new captain feel at home.
00:11:43Do I look Grecian enough?
00:11:46You look Grecian enough to step right out of your very own restaurant.
00:11:49The End
00:11:58The End
00:13:01That's Zeus, my father.
00:13:14Father of all the gods.
00:13:17Mother watches him like a hawk.
00:13:20But he's quite a guy.
00:13:23He's got a lot of tricks, that scoundrel.
00:13:26Take that box, for instance.
00:13:27He's been carrying it around for six months.
00:13:31Now Mother's getting a little taught about it.
00:13:34I'll just scream if I don't find out what's in that box.
00:13:41Well, I'm going to walk right over there and ask him.
00:13:45All right, already stubbed the dancing in there.
00:13:49Here she comes.
00:13:57Oh.
00:13:59Watching that vulgar Queen of Crete again, eh?
00:14:03Vulgar?
00:14:04I think she's very fashioning.
00:14:06In fact, you have to admit, in her clothes, she always shows distinction.
00:14:11In her clothes, she always shows distinctly.
00:14:15Take that dress, for instance.
00:14:18Shows everything but good taste.
00:14:21What's in the box?
00:14:26What's in the box?
00:14:28What's in the box?
00:14:29Isn't that a reasonable question?
00:14:31Yeah, it's a reasonable question, and it deserves a reasonable answer.
00:14:35It's too bad I can't find one.
00:14:38What's in the box?
00:14:40What's in the box?
00:14:42Troubles is in the box.
00:14:44Troubles?
00:14:45Troubles.
00:14:46Big troubles of all kind of shapes and sizes.
00:14:49Where'd you find them?
00:14:51Down there among the mortals.
00:14:53I felt sorry for the poor schnooks, so I ran around among them and found as many troubles
00:14:59as I could lay my hands on, and I put them all in this box.
00:15:04Well, now let's see.
00:15:06Whatever's in this box...
00:15:10Troubles are in the box.
00:15:11Troubles!
00:15:12Don't try to confuse me.
00:15:15All right.
00:15:16It's troubles.
00:15:18Troubles of assorted shapes and sizes.
00:15:24And that you can get your hands on.
00:15:28Oh, boy, you have an evil mind.
00:15:31But don't touch the lid.
00:15:33The troubles might escape and infest Mount Olympus.
00:15:37Then I might have to go down again and gather up as many troubles as I could lay my hands on.
00:15:43If Mother buys that, she'd love professional wrestling.
00:15:47You know, they tell me the Queen of Creed is a terrible gossip.
00:15:54Even from here you can see she's a real busybody.
00:15:57You know, my mother warned me.
00:16:04She did everything she could to stop you from marrying me.
00:16:09You mean that old witch tried to stop me from marrying you?
00:16:16She certainly did.
00:16:17Oh, how I've wronged that woman.
00:16:25Now, now.
00:16:26There's something interesting to see.
00:16:28Pretty is a picture with a frame to match.
00:16:36All I can say to you is watch yourself.
00:16:56A boy doing a man's job.
00:17:05I think I'll just have to slip down there and, uh...
00:17:11What am I gonna do with this confounded box?
00:17:14I can't leave it laying around.
00:17:15That woman will open it just as sure as I'm, uh...
00:17:20Skimming, uh, lovely thoughts for that little girl.
00:17:22Now, I'll have to find our gullible schnook.
00:17:27Someone I can trust who can guard it until I ask him for it.
00:17:35Oh!
00:17:37That Queen of Crete.
00:17:39She's a movement like a ten drachma clock.
00:17:43She alarms all the wives in the vicinity...
00:17:46and awakens their husbands.
00:17:49Oh, boy.
00:17:50Oh, boy.
00:17:53But I can't seem to please you anymore.
00:17:55It's always the same old stuff.
00:17:58Always the same old stuff.
00:18:03Besides, my spies brought word that Theseus is approaching.
00:18:07So?
00:18:09So he's undertaken a mission to find my late sister's child,
00:18:11the rightful ruler of greed.
00:18:12But your sister died while giving birth in the wilds of far-off Lovis.
00:18:18Even if the child lives, Theseus could never find her.
00:18:22But if he did, you'd have to go back to your old profession.
00:18:26The oldest profession?
00:18:28The oldest profession, dear, and I'd have to go back to selling it.
00:18:32I don't realize that idea.
00:18:34What can we do about it?
00:18:37Steer Theseus wrong into the jaws of disaster.
00:18:43How can you steer him?
00:18:46By sending along Pandora, our servant.
00:18:48My servant.
00:18:50But how can a lowly slave...
00:18:52How can a lowly slave lead a Greek hero astray?
00:19:03See what I mean?
00:19:07First, you get her one of your gowns.
00:19:11One of those barbed wire dresses you wear.
00:19:13Barbed wire dress?
00:19:14You know, the kind that protects the property without obstructing the view.
00:19:20Now, to make sure she carries out our orders.
00:19:23Pandora, would you like to be free?
00:19:27Free?
00:19:29I'd give anything.
00:19:30Anything?
00:19:32She might just have to do that.
00:19:35Pandora, I've been a good and kind master, haven't I?
00:19:39Oh, yes, your highness.
00:19:40If you succeed in leading Theseus away from the land of Lobos, I offer you your freedom.
00:19:48You'll be free, Pandora.
00:19:51Free to marry.
00:19:53Or anything you like.
00:19:56I can't believe it.
00:19:58But you must carry out our plans.
00:20:00First, you must lead Theseus to Circe's Island.
00:20:03If he gets by her, then you must lead him into the land of the Amazons.
00:20:07Do you understand?
00:20:08Perfectly, your majesty.
00:20:10Your orders will be carried out.
00:20:12I do yearn for my freedom.
00:20:18The new captain of the guard is here.
00:20:20Send him in.
00:20:26So you're Calak in Macedon.
00:20:28You're to be my wife's personal bodyguard.
00:20:38And this body needs to be guarded closely.
00:20:49Very closely.
00:20:51Do you understand?
00:20:53I'll do my best, your majesty.
00:20:55Pandora, show the captain to his quarters.
00:20:58No need, Pandora.
00:20:59I'll show the captain his quarters.
00:21:02I'll show the captain everything.
00:21:05Everything.
00:21:07You know, my dear, you won't believe this, but I used to be built like that Macedonian.
00:21:23So are our last four captains of the guard.
00:21:34While the Queen of Crete shows Calak, the new captain of the guard, a thing or two,
00:21:38Bonar and his two beautiful sirens are putting Plan 3A into effect.
00:21:47All right, here they come. Get ready for action.
00:21:50Wait. The intelligence reports.
00:21:57Hmm. Just as I thought. There's no report of a pistol around here.
00:22:02Must be an ambush.
00:22:04We best proceed with caution.
00:22:06This is a territory dominated by the infamous pirate Bonar.
00:22:11The report on the scoundrel.
00:22:16Bonar. Cretan pirates.
00:22:18In Athens, he was charged with picking his way through a crowd at the celebration of Diana.
00:22:23Picking one's way through a crowd is no crime.
00:22:26But he picked his way through a pocket at a time.
00:22:29That's just one of the long list of crimes.
00:22:32It's rumored he's so crooked that every time he counts his money, he stands in front of a mirror.
00:22:37He doesn't trust himself out of his sight.
00:22:39He picked my pockets, all he'd get would be practice.
00:22:42All right. No snide remarks about that.
00:22:45Hey, you two stay here while I go into the enemy's camp.
00:22:48Don't you think we should all go in?
00:22:50Who's the legendary Greek hero around here anyway?
00:22:55You, sir.
00:22:56You, sir.
00:23:06Ah, yes siree. You're just in time for the floor show.
00:23:10And you're in luck.
00:23:12One table left. In the blue room.
00:23:15Put it there.
00:23:17Put what there?
00:23:18Well, you know what you got. Put it on the wood.
00:23:21But, but I just came in for some directions.
00:23:23Don't I know you from somewhere?
00:23:26Were you here before?
00:23:28Yes, I've been in Crete before.
00:23:30But for a good many years I've been abroad.
00:23:32Yeah, you? For a good many years you've been abroad?
00:23:35Well, all I can say is that the surgeon, he did a good job on you.
00:23:41Well, what can I do for you, sir? Or whatever.
00:23:46How far is it to the next town?
00:23:48Ten miles in that direction.
00:23:50But, but there's no action there. The action is all here.
00:23:53Why didn't I suppose...
00:23:55No, no. Those towns are dead.
00:23:57Why, they're so small the city limit signs are back to back.
00:24:01Why, after six o'clock they stand the sidewalks on end.
00:24:04They use it for tombstone.
00:24:07Well, I guess I gotta go now.
00:24:09Ah, too bad the floor show is just beginning.
00:24:13Yes, indeed.
00:24:18Daisy, how do I look?
00:24:21Like a million drachmas.
00:24:24And just as hard to me.
00:24:28That girl's got more talent than I thought she had.
00:24:31Yes, my dear, right?
00:24:32Here.
00:24:35Ah, would you like a tongue sandwich?
00:24:38No, I never eat anything that comes from an animal's mouth.
00:24:42You never eat anything that comes from an animal's mouth?
00:24:45No.
00:24:46Well then, how about a couple of eggs?
00:24:48Not today.
00:24:53See, anything else you like?
00:24:56Yeah.
00:24:57I mean anything on the platter.
00:24:58Well, if she, you know, hold it steady for a couple of seconds, I could make up my mind.
00:25:04Perhaps before she came out front she was back turning some butter or grinding some coffee or shaking a martini or something.
00:25:10It's just her vibrant personality.
00:25:14Yeah, but mister, buddy, don't fool with her unless you mean business.
00:25:19Why not?
00:25:20Well, she's like good paint once you stir her up.
00:25:22She's hard to get off your hands.
00:25:24I mean anything else you'd like?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27What's that?
00:25:28Ham.
00:25:29Is it fresh?
00:25:30Is it fresh?
00:25:31Why, that ham was cured last week.
00:25:33Looks like it had a relapse.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:35Well, then how about this cheese imported from Switzerland?
00:25:37That cheese is imported from Switzerland?
00:25:38Imported from Switzerland.
00:25:39Are you sure it wasn't deported?
00:25:41I think your proboscis is working overtime.
00:25:55Yes.
00:25:56I see that I can't interest you in anything to eat.
00:25:59Oh, I don't know.
00:26:00How are your prices?
00:26:01How are your prices?
00:26:03How hungry are you?
00:26:05If I'm hungry, I could eat like a horse.
00:26:07Oh, to eat like a horse, 20 drachmas.
00:26:12But if you want to eat like a human, 200 drachmas.
00:26:15200?
00:26:17Wait, wait, wait, don't be impetuous.
00:26:20Why don't you try one of our 20 drachmas steaks?
00:26:23Super special.
00:26:2520 drachmas, now that's reasonable enough.
00:26:29How would you like it?
00:26:31Medium rare.
00:26:33Medium rare.
00:26:35One porter horse steak.
00:26:38Porter horse steak!
00:26:40Whoa!
00:26:41Scratch that.
00:26:43That's right.
00:26:46I'll just pass him the food.
00:26:48What I need now is a drink.
00:26:50What is this?
00:26:52I'll try one of these rainbow trout cocktails.
00:26:56One rainbow trout.
00:26:59Where do you taste this drink?
00:27:01It is the most delicious ever.
00:27:05Uh-huh.
00:27:16Father, that was some drink.
00:27:18Well, buddy, I gotta get going.
00:27:22I gotta go on a mission.
00:27:24I, uh, I gotta find the, the rightful heir to the crone of Crete.
00:27:28Whomever I, she might be whomever, she'll be worth millions.
00:27:33Would you say that again?
00:27:35I'm gonna go find the rightful heir to the crone of Crete.
00:27:44It's time for us to go in there.
00:27:47Mine?
00:27:48I'll go right ahead.
00:27:49Why, in these parts, women are a tenth of a drachma a dozen.
00:27:54A tenth of a drachma a dozen?
00:27:56All my life I've been squandering money on jelly beans.
00:28:02Are you all right, Theseus?
00:28:04May I help you gentlemen?
00:28:06Mrs. Leander!
00:28:07Come join us!
00:28:08It takes a little time to get to the palace of minnows from the robber's roost inn.
00:28:21And it takes a little time even for a fast worker like Skylar to break in the new captain of the guard to his duties.
00:28:27At the moment, Skylar is at the feet of her king, and Theseus and his party are at the door of the palace.
00:28:37Your Majesties, Theseus of Corinth.
00:28:46Ah, Theseus. Theseus of Corinth. To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?
00:28:51We have reason to believe in the existence of a child, your long lost niece,
00:28:56and we're on a mission.
00:28:58Find a child.
00:29:00Oh, if you only could.
00:29:02You would give us aid?
00:29:04I intend to give you more than that.
00:29:09I'll give you Pandora, our most trusted servant.
00:29:17She will guide you to where my niece would be living.
00:29:21Then you know where she is.
00:29:23Why haven't you tried to find her before?
00:29:26Oh, we have, but it's a very dangerous journey.
00:29:28Every man we've sent has either been turned into pork sausages on Xerces Island,
00:29:32or chopped into mincemeat in the land of the Amazons.
00:29:38Well, that doesn't bother me.
00:29:40I'm glad.
00:29:41Oh, I'm glad you're glad.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:44Does the child have any identifying marks on her?
00:29:49She has a birthmark in the shape of a crown, as have all we royalty of Crete.
00:29:55Oh, where might this mark be?
00:29:57Really?
00:29:58Oh?
00:29:59Yes.
00:30:00On the right-hand side.
00:30:04Well, we're grateful for your assistance, your majesty.
00:30:11Remember, this is a dangerous journey.
00:30:14First, you must secure passage through Xerces Island.
00:30:16Nothing taunts me.
00:30:17On to Xerces Island.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19I'm sorry.
00:30:20My sword.
00:30:21Good journey, my friend.
00:30:22Now I'd like a last farewell with my trusted servant Pandora.
00:30:25A private farewell, if you please.
00:30:26Remember my instructions Pandora.
00:30:27If you follow them, you have freedom.
00:30:28Do you hear?
00:30:29Freedom.
00:30:30You needn't worry.
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:33My sword.
00:30:34Good journey, my friend.
00:30:35Now I'd like a last farewell with my trusted servant Pandora.
00:30:38A private farewell, if you please.
00:30:41Now remember my instructions Pandora.
00:30:44If you follow them, you have freedom.
00:30:47Do you hear?
00:30:48Freedom.
00:30:49You needn't worry.
00:30:50I'll be afraid of them.
00:30:51You have freedom.
00:30:52Do you hear?
00:30:53Freedom.
00:30:54Don't worry.
00:30:55I'll follow them.
00:31:15After that deal, my father knows to whom he can entrust his box.
00:31:21Euthesius, I command you, halt.
00:31:23Who are you?
00:31:24I'm an oracle.
00:31:26You're an oracle?
00:31:28Not an oracle.
00:31:29I'm an oracle.
00:31:30A plain old everyday oracle.
00:31:32I command you take this box and guard it and its contents with your life.
00:31:36What's in the box?
00:31:37In the box is trouble.
00:31:39Now I command you take the box.
00:31:42We can't take an old box.
00:31:44Especially one with troubles.
00:31:45Especially one with troubles.
00:31:46We're on a mission.
00:31:47You heard me.
00:31:48I command you take the box.
00:31:51Are you sure you're a plain ordinary everyday oracle?
00:31:57Just take the box.
00:31:59Now don't forget.
00:32:00Don't open the box.
00:32:01Now be on your way.
00:32:06Don't open the box.
00:32:07Don't open the box.
00:32:08Now be on your way.
00:32:09Don't open the box.
00:32:10Now be on your way.
00:32:13Hello.
00:32:16Hmmm.
00:32:17Ah!
00:32:18Do you not perceive to be a plain ordinary everyday oracle?
00:32:22Just take the oracle, you should stay for me.
00:32:25Well, david I'll marry.
00:32:30Are you sure you're a plain, ordinary, every day oracle?
00:32:37All right, I'm ready. Plain, ordinary, every day oracle.
00:32:42Sometimes these mortals can be so exasperated.
00:32:46But sometimes...
00:32:48Now to take care of that little lady in the forest of the Ovoes.
00:33:00It takes much longer to find me now.
00:33:03It used to be you could catch me almost immediately.
00:33:06That's because...
00:33:08Because you've grown up.
00:33:10I was growing up sad.
00:33:13Why do you always look at me like that?
00:33:16Am I funny looking?
00:33:18No, you're not funny looking.
00:33:21Did I say something to offend you?
00:33:25I... I'd better be going.
00:33:30But here...
00:33:33Where did it go?
00:33:35I'm so sorry.
00:33:37Come on!
00:33:40Come on.
00:33:43Let's go.
00:33:45Come on!
00:33:48Come on!
00:33:50Come on!
00:33:52Come on!
00:33:55Come on!
00:33:56Come on!
00:33:59All right, I see you down there.
00:34:26The only lecherous tree in the forest.
00:34:30Get up here this instant!
00:34:36You should be ashamed of yourself,
00:34:39making a fool of yourself over that child.
00:34:42Oh, and get those stupid leaves off of you!
00:34:49Theseus? Yes?
00:34:51Why have you dedicated yourself so unselfishly
00:34:53to the task of searching for missing persons?
00:34:56Ever since I was a little boy, I've been searching.
00:34:59Yes, my parents and my twin brother and myself
00:35:02were crossing a wilderness.
00:35:04We camped, and in the middle of the night,
00:35:06there was this frightful noise.
00:35:09A pack of wolves had entered our tents
00:35:11and taken my brother away.
00:35:14Ever since that night, I've been hunting and searching
00:35:17and searching and hunting.
00:35:19And you found no trace of him?
00:35:22But I haven't given up hope.
00:35:25I've dedicated my life to people
00:35:27who have loved ones among the missing.
00:35:30I understand.
00:35:32Uh, don't you have a girl?
00:35:35What I do with a girl.
00:35:38Oh, well, I'm sure you can think of something.
00:35:41I'll just bet you've had your share of women.
00:35:44Sure.
00:35:45Women throw themselves at me.
00:35:48That is, they throw themselves at me
00:35:50after they've run out of rocks.
00:35:52Oh, nonsense.
00:35:54Now, you are a very attractive man.
00:35:58Haven't you ever thought of...
00:36:00of marriage?
00:36:02Sure, I thought of marriage.
00:36:05When I think about it, it would scare me half to death.
00:36:09Oh, but weddings are so beautiful.
00:36:12I hate weddings!
00:36:14You hate weddings?
00:36:16My personal experiences with weddings has been very bad.
00:36:20After the last wedding,
00:36:22I got a black eye for kissing the bride.
00:36:25But kissing the bride? Who hit you?
00:36:28Her husband.
00:36:30But it's customary to kiss the bride after the wedding ceremony.
00:36:34But four years after?
00:36:37Oh, now that couldn't have turned you against marriage.
00:36:44I've discovered early in life
00:36:46that a heaving bosom is really a hope chest.
00:36:49Oh, now that's very cynical.
00:36:51What if all men felt like that?
00:36:53After all, it takes two to make a marriage.
00:36:56Yes, it does.
00:36:58It takes two to make a marriage.
00:36:59A single girl and an anxious mother.
00:37:02Oh, you sound bitter.
00:37:04Oh, perhaps I am.
00:37:06But there was a girl once.
00:37:10Ah, I thought so.
00:37:12I met her on a black sea cruise boat.
00:37:17That was the first time I saw her.
00:37:20She had on a dress that fit her like a sunburn.
00:37:25She looked so curvaceous.
00:37:27She looked so soft that she made everyone else look hard.
00:37:31Especially the men.
00:37:33Yes, the men looked the hardest.
00:37:36Well, what happened to her?
00:37:38Oh, I went with her for a while.
00:37:40I even asked her for a hand in marriage.
00:37:43Oh, she asked me what my prospects were.
00:37:46And, ah, I told her all about myself.
00:37:49And I said I had expectations of coming into a considerable fortune
00:37:53from my wealthy uncle Panis.
00:37:56Then I didn't hear from her for about a month.
00:37:58I was frantic.
00:38:01Then I finally got a letter.
00:38:03I said, Dear Theseus,
00:38:06I find, through circumstances,
00:38:08that it is necessary for us to discontinue our relationship.
00:38:13I hope you understand.
00:38:16Signed, your aunt.
00:38:21Oh, what a dirty trick.
00:38:23Your comrades, are they too unattached?
00:38:30Nereus and Leander?
00:38:32Ha!
00:38:35Nereus thinks the girls cut his wind.
00:38:38And Leander.
00:38:40Leander's so involved with himself
00:38:42that he couldn't really be involved with a girl.
00:38:45Oh, he seems so vain.
00:38:47Vain.
00:38:48In his castle, back in Lamina's,
00:38:51he has a mirror on the bathroom ceiling
00:38:54so he can watch himself gargle.
00:38:59Well, it's been a long day.
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:05You know, you're a very sweet girl, Pandora.
00:39:07Say, Dadio.
00:39:25Like, what happened to you?
00:39:28My son, the guard.
00:39:29Your mother and I had a fight last night.
00:39:31She threw my clothes out of the bedroom, down the stairs, into the yard.
00:39:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:35But, uh...
00:39:36Like, how did you get so rough?
00:39:37I was in them.
00:39:39But don't worry.
00:39:40I got even.
00:39:41This morning, I beat her up.
00:39:44Wow.
00:39:45Like you hit Mumsy?
00:39:48No, Big Shot.
00:39:49No, no.
00:39:50I didn't hit her.
00:39:51I beat her up.
00:39:52I got up at six and she got up at seven.
00:39:54Oh, so what's that, Dad?
00:39:55Some kind of a big hit and even deal?
00:39:58No, no.
00:39:59I was up a whole hour before.
00:40:00Now she's worried where I was for a whole hour.
00:40:02That's how I got even.
00:40:05Now what are you doing down here?
00:40:07Mumsy said me to keep an eye on you, Dadio.
00:40:10Oh, by my big shot son, huh?
00:40:12And who's gonna keep an eye on you?
00:40:15Oh, Pop, cool over the sparks, huh?
00:40:18Now she's hip to where both of us are.
00:40:20All right.
00:40:22I heard you.
00:40:23What or whom are you up to?
00:40:26Never mind.
00:40:27Both of you get up here.
00:40:29That's excellent.
00:40:30Oh, look.
00:40:31Look at the island of Circe.
00:40:33Someone should advise that girl regarding her personal danger.
00:40:39Oh, that odor, it's from her pigs.
00:40:42Then someone should advise them.
00:40:44Look at that cloud hanging over it.
00:40:46I've never seen a cloud like that anywhere else.
00:40:48I've seen a cloud like that anywhere else.
00:40:50No one should advise that girl regarding her personal dangerous.
00:40:54Oh, that odor, it's from her pigs.
00:40:56Then someone should advise them.
00:40:59Look at that cloud hanging over it.
00:41:01I've never seen a cloud like that anywhere else.
00:41:03There's not a cloud like that anywhere else.
00:41:06This one's made entirely of vultures.
00:41:08And look at that sea.
00:41:10So fallen and savage.
00:41:12Oh, look at it. Go up and down.
00:41:16Up and down.
00:41:18Oh, I can hardly contain myself.
00:41:22If you don't stop that, I won't be able to contain myself.
00:41:26Here comes the boat. Look at it toss.
00:41:28You want me or Leander to go in, Theseus?
00:41:30No, there is. This is dangerous.
00:41:33It's my duty to go.
00:41:36Look at that boat. Pitch and roll. Pitch and roll.
00:41:40Oh, Leander, please, Leander.
00:41:43Oh, Theseus, Theseus, they say she turns men into swine.
00:41:47Please be careful.
00:41:48Take these, Theseus. They counteract the effect of Cersei's powers.
00:41:52Oh, superstitious poppycock, my friend.
00:41:55Or maybe you've got something for a seasickness.
00:41:59The boat just pulled into shore, Theseus.
00:42:03Oh, look at that ferryman.
00:42:05And what a crooked body.
00:42:07They say his mind's so twisted, they have to screw his hat on.
00:42:13He's a monster, all right.
00:42:15Well, at least he can't be two-faced.
00:42:17If he was, he wouldn't be wearing the one he's got on now.
00:42:20Let us accompany you, Theseus.
00:42:22Oh, out of the question.
00:42:27Now for another short boat trip.
00:42:31Now I know what they mean when they say a boat trip brings out the best in one.
00:42:37The black clouds.
00:42:59Why, Zeus, it's dark.
00:43:01What's the matter?
00:43:25Tense?
00:43:26Drink this. It'll soothe your nerves.
00:43:49Now, I could turn myself into a bull again.
00:43:52Nah, she's on to that one, too.
00:44:00That Circe is at it again.
00:44:03Wasn't her mother that witch that you used to...
00:44:07Strictly a professional relationship.
00:44:10We took turns performing feats of magic.
00:44:14First, I'd show her a trick or two.
00:44:17And then she'd show you a thing or two.
00:44:19I'll never forget that chariot ride she took you on.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26And while she was driving, she turned into a bouquet of flowers.
00:44:31Into a kangaroo.
00:44:33Into a dragon.
00:44:35And then she turned into a roadside inn.
00:44:37Into a roadside inn.
00:44:50Theseus.
00:44:55Theseus?
00:45:07Theseus.
00:45:12I will。
00:45:13Theseus are simple to breathe.
00:45:27I see the thesis of Coran.
00:45:31Tens?
00:45:32Where's these?
00:45:48Wait, wait, wait!
00:46:02So Theseus and his friends passed through the domain of Circe, and several days later were on the borders of the land of the Amazons, fierce and very unladylike girls, with an unmistakable odor of the locker room about them.
00:46:30King Minos got wind of the events on the Isle of Circe. The wind was in the right direction that day.
00:46:38So he and Skylar hurried to the land of the Amazons. He knew the Amazons would stop Theseus, but he wanted to make sure.
00:46:47Skylar wanted to make anybody she could.
00:46:51Now, in the land of the Amazons, there lived a wild man named Urb.
00:46:59Urb had been brought up by the wolves, and he had all the instincts of his foster parents.
00:47:06See what I mean? He drove them wild.
00:47:21And that wasn't all. He constantly harassed them. The circles under their eyes became larger because they couldn't take their beauty naps. And it was getting so they were afraid to lie down anywhere.
00:47:37It wasn't that they didn't try to catch him.
00:47:52It wasn't that they didn't try to catch him. Sometimes they even had him cornered.
00:48:07But he fought back savagely like a wolf.
00:48:12Then he'd return to his lair, where he'd savor the results of his hunting and eat.
00:48:26If the Amazons hated and distrusted men, Urb was certainly the main reason.
00:48:44And since men were banned from the country of the Amazons, and since Skylar had no intention of getting involved with a bunch of women...
00:49:04King Minos had to make a few adjustments. And they were mainly in his clothing.
00:49:13This is nonsensical. Why don't you just go in and warn them about Theseus?
00:49:19Women have never liked me. You know very well that as soon as I walk into a place, they show their claws and arch their back.
00:49:30Perhaps they wouldn't do that if you didn't switch your tail so violently.
00:49:39There. How do I look?
00:49:41Ravishing.
00:49:43Ravishing.
00:50:10So close that if someone shot an arrow or anything,
00:50:15you'd be here to guard the body completely.
00:50:21That's better.
00:50:24Say, are you losing weight?
00:50:30You look a little peaked.
00:50:40Well, here we are on the border. Tonight I'll go in alone.
00:50:48Alone?
00:50:50Why, of course. I always go in alone.
00:50:54Oh, you've had such a wonderful life, so full of excitement and adventure.
00:50:59Is it really true what they say about the land of the Cyclops?
00:51:02Is everything really as big as they say?
00:51:04Immense. Why, the cows there are so tall they need Swiss bell ringers to milk them.
00:51:11And you never saw a land so green.
00:51:15Considering that they don't have any rain, just dew.
00:51:19One morning a man stepped off his porch,
00:51:21and that afternoon they were dragging the dew for his body.
00:51:27I can't help thinking about your twin brother.
00:51:29How would you recognize him if you ever found him?
00:51:31Well, I wouldn't know him unless he had a pin like this.
00:51:37He had an animal when he disappeared.
00:51:41He was holding up his diapers.
00:51:46A tiger! I'll take care of him!
00:52:01He got away!
00:52:09When the beast was in the air leaping at you, you had a clear shot at his belly with your sword.
00:52:15When he was in the air, I didn't like the expression on his face for a rug.
00:52:31A tiger!
00:52:35Would you please direct me to your leader?
00:52:39I am the leader.
00:52:41What are you doing in the land of the Amazons, strange woman?
00:52:46And I do mean strange.
00:52:48I've come to warn you about an invasion.
00:52:52An invasion?
00:52:55There's a strong force of men poised on your borders under the leadership of Theseus.
00:53:02Theseus, a renowned warrior of the Greeks.
00:53:06Never heard of him.
00:53:08But we'll stop him if that's what you're worried about.
00:53:11I do then, and to find farewell.
00:53:17Where do you think you're going?
00:53:21Once a woman enters our camp, there's no leaving.
00:53:26The only way you get out of here is to lose an individual combat to a man.
00:53:32Then you're banished.
00:53:34So sit down and sit down and sit down.
00:53:37Oh, what a lovely stone.
00:53:52The symbol of authority among the Amazons.
00:53:56Traditionally, the queen always wears it.
00:54:03Aren't you going to warn them about the enemy?
00:54:07There's time.
00:54:09Besides, I'd like to chat for a while.
00:54:12If not often, I have an opportunity to talk to someone different.
00:54:17And, sister, you are different.
00:54:23Sometimes I get so bored with this job.
00:54:26But they, they might be almost upon us.
00:54:32That Theseus, the renowned Greek warrior, is a very sneaky one.
00:54:38Oh, all right.
00:54:45This, this newly adopted sister has brought news of an invasion of men.
00:54:52Men?
00:54:55Men?
00:54:57All right, girls.
00:54:59Are we going to make mincemen out of them?
00:55:01Yes!
00:55:03Are we going to let them take over our country?
00:55:06No!
00:55:08Don't forget.
00:55:10Men are coming.
00:55:12All right.
00:55:13All right.
00:55:14Get your weapons ready.
00:55:18No, no, no.
00:55:20Remember.
00:55:21You're Amazons.
00:55:43All right, sir.
00:55:45All right, Jeff.
00:55:46All right.
00:55:48getting together.
00:55:49All right.
00:55:50All right, everybody.
00:55:53All right.
00:55:56All right, Jeff.
00:55:58We're stuck.
00:56:00You're a little one, but it's all right.
00:56:02we don't tell them about this.
00:56:04We don't know what we're doing.
00:56:06You're a little one.
00:56:08I'm going to bring him apart.
00:56:09Come on, let's go!
00:56:39This is no Great Crush! This is war!
00:57:09There, how'd you like that?
00:57:18I said, how'd you like that?
00:57:23It was lovely, but so strenuous.
00:57:27It was nice while it was going on, but now that it's over, everybody's a frightful mess.
00:57:41Where do you think you're going? Come back here!
00:57:53The woman! She's gone! After her!
00:57:58Come on, let's go!
00:57:59Come on, let's go!
00:58:02Now we'll fight!
00:58:09That should make you happy.
00:58:11You call yourself our leader.
00:58:15The girls are getting soft and lazy.
00:58:18We should always be at war.
00:58:20The girls would be happy. Their minds would be occupied.
00:58:24Perhaps they would be happy if their minds were occupied.
00:58:28But I suspect they'd be even happier if there were someone around to keep their bodies a little busier.
00:58:39I'll go in and reconnoe it.
00:58:41I'll find out where their pickets are, and then tomorrow night we'll slip in through.
00:58:47Go away, sister. Can't you see I'm busy?
00:59:04Break it up. It's me.
00:59:08We were just practicing a new thing in artificial respiration.
00:59:14Mouth-to-mouth breathing.
00:59:17What was wrong with the old-fashioned method?
00:59:19Oh, that was very good, too, but...
00:59:21You can explain the innovations in lifesaving to me later.
00:59:25We can go back to Crete now.
00:59:27Have you warned the Amazon?
00:59:30Oh, yes. They are a Tweety bunch.
00:59:33They were in a frenzy when I left.
00:59:35They'll put an end to Theseus' search, all right.
00:59:44You know, the more I look at him, the more anemic he seems to get.
01:00:14You know, the more I look at him, the more I look at him.
01:00:18I'm mad at him.
01:00:19Oh, you know, the more the more I look at him, you know.
01:00:23I'm in a state of peace, the more I will be.
01:00:25I'm in a state of peace, and I'm in a state of peace, and I'm looking at him.
01:00:29You can find out what he's looking for.
01:00:30.
01:00:33Oh, he's been captured by now.
01:00:59Captured? Who?
01:01:01Theseus.
01:01:01How do you know?
01:01:03Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:04Hey, Pop.
01:01:07Hey, like, what're you doing sacking out here?
01:01:22Your mother and I had words last night.
01:01:29You know, son, one thing I'll never understand.
01:01:32Why is it that whenever your mother and I have words,
01:01:35I never get to use mine?
01:01:42What are you laughing at?
01:01:44Oh, the way those crazy Amazon chicks have Odysseus tied up.
01:01:48Yes, like they're keeping him very cool.
01:01:54Only one man approaching.
01:01:56I'll take a patrol and we'll take them apart.
01:02:00Only one man.
01:02:02I'll take him on in individual combat.
01:02:05Individual combat?
01:02:07You'll be banished if you lose.
01:02:10I'm not worried about that.
01:02:13Everybody behind the rocks.
01:02:16And remember, whatever happens,
01:02:20don't interfere.
01:02:32Everything is changing.
01:02:33You heard the
01:02:39love of the sea.
01:02:46All of those kids go to...
01:02:52to the sea in the stairs.
01:02:54He looks soruitful.
01:02:56Let's go.
01:03:19You're wonderful.
01:03:21I can swim 10 miles.
01:03:27Throw the javelins.
01:03:29Run the marathon.
01:03:31I can kill a deer at 1,500 yards with one arrow.
01:03:35Can you cook?
01:03:43You've got me.
01:03:45I only want Theseus of Corinth.
01:03:51Wait!
01:03:54He'll be killed if I don't defeat him.
01:04:21Let's get out of here.
01:04:23I want to pass through your land.
01:04:25I hope my comrades and I will not have to fight our way through.
01:04:29It's all right with me.
01:04:31But you better get through before that one falls out of here.
01:04:35I hope my comrades and I will not have to fight our way through.
01:04:39It's all right with me.
01:04:40But you better get through before that one falls out.
01:04:53It's all right with me, but you better get through before that one thaws out.
01:05:23Well, we're finally out of the land of the Amazons.
01:05:28But where are we?
01:05:30You told us that you knew where the long-lost princess of Crete was.
01:05:35I know. I've been telling you lots of things.
01:05:38But there's one thing I didn't tell you.
01:05:41What's that?
01:05:43Well, I'm a terrible liar.
01:05:48I guess you'll never want to see me again.
01:05:51Maybe I should just go back to Crete?
01:05:55You can stay with us.
01:05:57But just don't say anything.
01:06:00We better move out.
01:06:03I don't know where we're moving out to, but we better move out.
01:06:07This looks as good a place as any. We'll make camp here tonight.
01:06:22Are we going to wander around forests forever looking for a ghost?
01:06:25She could be on the other side of the world.
01:06:27No, she couldn't. Remember, the world is still flat.
01:06:31I'm going for a walk through the forest.
01:06:41There are people in the forest.
01:06:43People?
01:06:44Yes, I saw them.
01:06:46I saw a very handsome youth.
01:06:50He didn't see me.
01:07:14What are you doing here?
01:07:15I was banished for losing to you.
01:07:31I'd like that return matched now.
01:07:34I'll give you one.
01:07:35But not right now.
01:07:36I'm not in the mood.
01:07:53I think I'll take a stroll too.
01:08:05I'm not in the mood.
01:08:13Hey, fella.
01:08:14Hey, Oracle.
01:08:15I want to give you back your box.
01:08:23Well, I think I finally got rid of that pest.
01:08:28What do we have here?
01:08:35Well, what do we have here is.
01:08:36Let's go.
01:09:05I'm glad I finally caught up with you. I want to return your box.
01:09:30Hey, I want to return your box.
01:09:35Aren't you the everyday ordinary oracle?
01:09:39Yes, I'm the everyday ordinary oracle.
01:09:43I want to return your box.
01:09:46Go away, go away. Can't you see I'm operating?
01:09:50I don't know if you're operating or not, but you're certainly making a very thorough examination of someone.
01:09:57You're a doctor too, eh? Besides being an everyday ordinary oracle?
01:10:04No, I'm not a doctor.
01:10:07Aha! Practicing without a license, huh?
01:10:11I'm not practicing with or without a license. In fact, I'm very much out of practice.
01:10:16Now be a good boy and run along, huh?
01:10:23Now take the box and get out of here until I ask you for it.
01:10:26Are you sure you're an everyday ordinary household oracle?
01:10:33Now this is where I decide to step in.
01:10:36Things are a little too quiet.
01:10:39No one is like swinging.
01:10:41So I think I'll stir up a little action.
01:10:47I'll take a couple of hands full of lust dust and sprinkle them all over.
01:11:02Now the place will jump.
01:11:04How are you 25,000 meters??
01:11:06You're absolutely right, what do you want?
01:11:07Like you want me to do well, don't do it.
01:11:09If you can, I don't throw my conflict because I'm placed on the last one,
01:11:12the reputation of it.
01:11:14You could just do it.
01:11:16You could just have smoked a new kid.
01:11:18I'm a fan.
01:11:19You pick two Whenever I
01:11:31subscribe to kayafarsan.
01:11:31THE END
01:12:01I'd like that return match now.
01:12:31THE END
01:13:01Not quite.
01:13:02THE END
01:13:07Not quite.
01:13:08The END
01:13:12Not quite.
01:13:13The END
01:13:17Not quite.
01:13:18The END
01:13:22Not quite.
01:13:23The END
01:13:27Not quite.
01:13:28The END
01:13:32Not quite.
01:13:33The END
01:13:37Not quite.
01:13:38The END
01:13:39Not quite.
01:13:40The END
01:13:42Not quite.
01:13:43The END
01:13:44Not quite.
01:13:45The END
01:13:46Not quite.
01:13:47The END
01:13:48Not quite.
01:13:49The END
01:13:51You know, there's something about that girl I like, I just can't put my fingers on her.
01:13:56The END
01:13:59We'll make it three falls out of four.
01:14:03The END
01:14:04Not quite.
01:14:05The END
01:14:06Not quite.
01:14:07The END
01:14:08Not quite.
01:14:09The END
01:14:22The END
01:14:26You're a crown shaped birthmark.
01:14:32You're a queen.
01:14:38You're a queen. You're a queen.
01:14:42Sir, I'm just holding this for a lady.
01:14:57We can open a gym in Athens if you like.
01:15:02Pandora, we're gonna take this old box back to Corinth...
01:15:07and I'm gonna build a palace around it for you.
01:15:14You mean I'm rich?
01:15:15You're a queen. You're the rightful ruler of Crete.
01:15:18I am?
01:15:19And you know something else?
01:15:21You're a very beautiful girl.
01:15:23I am?
01:15:30Meanwhile, Crescia, the new queen of the Amazons...
01:15:34tightens her net about Erg.
01:15:53We've got him completely surrounded.
01:15:55I'll go in and take him.
01:16:05We've got him completely surrounded.
01:16:07I'll go in and take him.
01:16:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?
01:16:34Biffy queen.
01:16:36Okay, I mean I'm going to be rich.
01:16:37Where are you going?
01:16:49To be clean.
01:16:51Oh, Ganymede, I'm going to be rich.
01:16:53I'm going to have furs and jewels.
01:16:55I'm even going to wear clothes.
01:16:57Ganymede, I'm going to have everything.
01:16:59Everything?
01:17:00Everything except happiness, Thetis.
01:17:03You belong here in the forest.
01:17:04I can't let you go.
01:17:06But I want to go, Ganymede.
01:17:07I want to go.
01:17:37I want to go, Ganymede.
01:17:38I want to go, Ganymede.
01:17:40I want to go, Ganymede.
01:17:41I want to go, Ganymede.
01:17:43I want to go, Ganymede.
01:17:44Ganymede.
01:17:46I really couldn't go with you, Leander.
01:17:59Not even to be queen.
01:18:01I do belong here in the forest.
01:18:03so you see i really had a ball that night the next day theseus and his party started through
01:18:32the land of the amazons expecting trouble but they found not the slightest opposition
01:18:37since there was now a new king of the amazons who turned out to be none other than theseus's lost
01:18:45brother erg
01:19:02brother i'm building a palace in corinth where we were born you can have anything you want
01:19:08even your own bone come with me brother come with me
01:19:14freely translated from wolf that means brother you must be kidding
01:19:29so they passed through the land of the amazons king minos was so pleased that he didn't have
01:19:42to vacate the palace at gnosis that he threw a tremendous wedding party for theseus and pandora
01:19:48with my father presiding and my mother watching my father like a hawk
01:19:53directly after theseus and pandora went straight to the new palace in iona
01:19:59oh theseus it's beautiful
01:20:06uh theseus what's in the box pandora you must never touch that box
01:20:19well i was just wondering i mean what could possibly be in a rotten old box like that
01:20:23never mind you remember what the oracle said
01:20:26oh now you don't still believe in oracles do you
01:20:29pandora just forget the box
01:20:33i think i'm going to go and take a bath
01:20:39somebody opened the rotten box
01:21:09but i think i'm going to go and take
01:21:16a bath
01:21:16so
01:21:21and
01:21:22but
01:21:22and
01:21:27really
01:21:32so
01:21:34and
01:21:36Oh, my God.
01:22:06Oh, my God.
01:22:36Oh, my God.
01:23:06Oh, my God.
01:23:36Oh, baby.
01:23:37Well, he built me this palace.
01:23:43Well, don't worry.
01:23:45I'll make it over.
01:23:46Men never know what they're doing when they build.
01:23:49Takes the woman's touch, I always say.
01:23:52I'll just, uh, move into the guest room and, uh, take over supervising the servants.
01:23:59And him.
01:24:01Be too much for you, baby.
01:24:02Much too much.
01:24:03Now, let's start from the beginning.
01:24:09First, that, that one trollop.
01:24:12The one with the scarf.
01:24:16It was of the same fabric that you came home with on your thunderbolt after a tear around the outskirts of Athens.
01:24:23Or was it the underskirts or wherever you were?
01:24:26And that second one.
01:24:29The one with the perfume that you came reeking home of.
01:24:34Oh, and furthermore, gotta show them who's boss right away.
01:24:44First thing, nothing worse than indecision.
01:24:47Well, I tried.
01:24:56But my best efforts were spoiled by a box full of mothers-in-law.
01:25:01I'm sure somewhere this story must have a moral.
01:25:05But I'm sure that you'd like it better if it had an immoral.
01:25:12Wouldn't you?
01:25:14Oh, well.
01:25:17Oh, well.
01:25:47Oh, well.
01:25:48Oh, well.
01:25:49Oh, well.
01:25:50Oh, well.
01:25:51Oh, well.
01:25:52Oh, well.
01:25:53Oh, well.
01:25:54Oh, well.
01:25:55Oh, well.
01:25:56Oh, well.
01:25:57Oh, well.
01:25:58Oh, well.
01:25:59Oh, well.
01:26:00Oh, well.
01:26:01Oh, well.
01:26:02Oh, well.
01:26:03Oh, well.
01:26:04Oh, well.
01:26:05Oh, well.
01:26:06Oh, well.
01:26:07Oh, well.
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01:26:11Oh, well.
01:26:12Oh, well.
01:26:13Oh, well.
01:26:14Oh, well.
01:26:15Oh, well.
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