SketchCom | show | 1998 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

SketchCom was a 1998 Canadian television comedy series, created by Roger Abbott and Don Ferguson of the Royal Canadian A | dHNfSFVWT0RnRWRCcGs

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00:00Okay, go! From here to eternity. Yes! How fast was that? It was just under one second. Okay, okay,

00:20Stephen, it's your turn. Go! It's a point, Mary. We can't win. Sure we can, Stephen. Come on.

00:26They're psychics, Mary. Psychics. So? So they're always gonna be faster than us. Look at the score.

00:35After 10 rounds, we're at 12 minutes and they're at eight seconds. We're not even close.

00:39You know, Stephen, have you ever thought that maybe it's your attitude? That's the reason that

00:43we're losing? Yeah, it's probably my attitude. It couldn't possibly be the fact that they can read

00:47minds. Look, I have an idea. Good idea. Why don't we mix up the teams? I mean,

00:58if you feel we have an unfair advantage. Well, I think that's a great idea. If that's okay

01:03with you, Stephen. Whatever. Okay, well, Frank, do you want to be on my team then?

01:07Sure. Okay, great. I'll go first then. And Stephen,

01:10you keep time. Whatever. All right. Is everybody ready? And go.

01:15Three billy goats gruff. How fast was that? It was fast, all right? It's my turn.

01:24Okay. Is everyone ready? And go. Okay. Eyes. Staring. The man with the staring eyes.

01:34I'm thinking about it really hard. Oh. Thinker. Mr. Hard Thinker. Why don't you just read my mind?

01:46I can't. You can't. You're a psychic. I think you're wearing polyester. I'm getting static.

01:52Can you read my mind? I'm not on your team. That's cheating, Stephen. You know what? I don't

01:58care because I'm not playing anymore. I'll see you freaks later. Stephen!

02:05He's competitive. We know. You'll apologize to me at work tomorrow.

02:13No, don't take highway seven.

02:15We're not gay. Bye. Bye.

02:40Was it a clockwork orange? Yeah. Either that or Baywatch. There was a lot of sexual frustration

02:44going on up there. Can't tell me about it. Yeah.

02:47Say, do you remember that time? Yeah.

02:51I love that dog.