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Picnicface is a Canadian sketch comedy series that debuted on The Comedy Network during the 2011–12 television season. | dHNfNmFqcUlWZXlmVTA

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00:00Mr. Matheson.
00:30I know that you are in financial trouble.
00:32This box may be the answer to your problem.
00:39If you push this button, two things will happen.
00:43One, someone somewhere in the world who you don't know
00:47will die.
00:48And two, you just, you just pushed, you just pushed the button.
00:55You just, you didn't let me finish.
00:57Yeah, someone somewhere in the world will die.
01:00Got it.
01:00Don't hit it again.
01:02That's the second, no, just let me finish.
01:04But you'll get a million dollars.
01:06Oh.
01:06Yeah.
01:08Okay.
01:10Great, that's great.
01:11Yeah, you just hit it three times.
01:12You killed three people.
01:13Wonderful.
01:13Can I have my million dollars?
01:16It was supposed to be like a moral puzzle.
01:20Solve it.
01:21Yeah, no, that's not how you solve the puzzle.
01:22It's not that kind of puzzle.
01:23I don't, I don't.
01:24You just killed four people.
01:25Okay.
01:26Do you understand that?
01:27Yes.
01:31You killed four people.
01:32You hit them four times.
01:35What?
01:36Is that, should I?
01:39Don't, don't hit it again.
01:40Round up?
01:40Okay, no, don't round up.
01:42Round up.
01:42Round up to what?
01:43Five.
01:43To five?
01:44I don't understand.
01:44You don't want to kill, just, okay.
01:45Where's the?
01:46Yeah, here.
01:48Okay.
01:49Here's your million dollars.
01:49There you go.
01:51Why'd you hit it again?
01:52Why'd you hit it again?
01:53I would like a second million dollars, please.
01:55It doesn't work that way.
01:56You just get one million dollars.
01:58Take it.
02:01No deal.
02:02That's not, what?
02:03No, what deal?
02:03I choose the box.
02:05Stop hitting the button.
02:06You're not choosing the box.
02:07You don't get the box.
02:07The box isn't part of the deal.
02:09Ow, my finger got caught in this box.
02:12Don't.
02:15Let's punch it up a bit.
02:17Punch it up a bit.
02:18I'm gonna break it.
02:21Son of a bitch.
02:22GAAAHHHHHHH
02:24what?
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02:38Whose Sean?
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