00:00Isn't he great?
00:02No, I don't like him.
00:05What?
00:06Sorry.
00:08What's wrong with him?
00:10He's just not my type of dog. He's just not...
00:13...terrier.
00:17Terriers are my very favorite breed.
00:21They're cute, cut, they're easy dogs to feed.
00:25They'll help bring you up whenever you are down.
00:30Terriers average 20 pounds.
00:33When I walk around in this terrier town,
00:37one thing that makes me down is when people put bandanas on their dogs.
00:46Terriers are my very favorite breed.
00:50They're cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed.
00:55Terriers were there in the 11th century.
00:57Napoleon had one to prevent misery.
01:03Terriers are good with the aging.
01:07Studies show that they prolong old people's lives.
01:12No one wants to die like this guy died.
01:15Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
01:20Worms eating your eyes.
01:23Bass solo.
01:32Uh, excuse me ladies.
01:34You're scantily clad and have nothing to do with the narrative.
01:37Therefore, it's sexist.
01:40Sorry.
01:44Wow.
01:45That hurt.
01:47You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed?
01:50And you'd call in sick if you had a job.
01:53You know those mornings where you just wanna watch TV, eat corn chips and masturbate?
01:58Sure you do.
01:59But when those days happen, what you should do is start thinking about my friends.
02:04My little furry waterproof pals.
02:06You know what I'm talking about.
02:07Let's go.
02:08Let's go.
02:08Let's go.
02:11Let's go.
02:36Go Terry.
02:36Go Terry.
02:38Go Terry.
02:41Go Terry.
02:43See?
02:44Your dog just isn't good enough.
02:46I guess you're right.
02:49Go on, Smacksie.
02:50It's a brand new life.
