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Travis Kelce has finally publicly addressed Taylor Swift's new song about his penis ... and the Chiefs tight end got a little stiff when talking about the tune.

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00:01How do you feel about wood? Let's ask this. How do you feel about wood?

00:04That's the Brothers Kelsey discussing the challenges facing the logging industry.

00:09Unless they're talking about Taylor Swift's song, Wood, which is far more likely.

00:13Travis Kelsey, he tells us his reaction to the song, Wood, which is clearly about his penis.

00:20Oh, please. Taylor's a lyrical genius. She's a little more subtle than that.

00:24Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see. His love was the key to open my eyes.

00:29On the other hand, even lyrical geniuses cut corners now and then.

00:33In any case, Trav tried to play coy about the song referencing him.

00:37Any song that, you know, she references me in.

00:40That's not just any song.

00:42I thought Redwood was a little bit, you know, that was, that's a generous word.

00:47I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it'd be like, Japanese maple, sometimes can see.

00:54Ah, Japanese maple.

00:57It is the smallest tree. That's just a red bush.

01:00Hey, Japanese maples have a rapid growth rate, which could help keep the penis analogy going if we're still doing that.

01:06Speaking of which, when he brings up the Japanese maple.

01:10Is Jason saying, did I literally get the short end of the stick?

01:15Does that happen with brothers?

01:16I don't know. I mean, when he said that, it just made me think.

01:18I would like to know, do boobs like with sisters, Courtney?

01:21Have you not seen, there's some sisters have huge boobs, the other has nothing.

01:25That's science, dude.

01:27Science. A lot of times, it's just staring at boobs.

01:31So thanks, Kelsey brothers. You guys really enjoyed talking about Travis's fiance.

01:37Let's just give it up for Taylor. Let's just give it up for Taylor real quick.

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