00:00Space, your majesty. The cosmos.
00:05Home to a thousand could-be worlds and a million maybe stars.
00:12Behold the galaxy, you earthbound misfits, and be humbled.
00:19Know ye, O king, that in the times before the oceans laid to waste the fair Atlantis, an ancient prophecy was made.
00:29There shall be a king, a noble king, a good king, a king veritably stuffed with honourable parts.
00:51Rajguru, please, do tell more about the noble king.
00:56Rajguru ji, is he handsome?
01:00Oh yes, your majesty. Very handsome.
01:03And brave?
01:05Brave, yes. The courage of a beast and rage.
01:09But, is he just?
01:13Just? Why, he was so just that in his kingdom even Kitties were treated with special reverence.
01:22Ah yes, the gods were well pleased with this king.
01:27But, alas!
01:29He was like a babe in the woods. So gentle and kind was he.
01:37The gods saw fit to send the king a faithful heavenly companion, a counsellor, noble and wise.
01:47Behold! Can you see it? There, in the Tata constellation, dwells the Rajguru, luminous and wise.
01:59Ya!
02:00slime is a crocodile.
02:03Ya!
02:08Ya!
02:10Ya!
02:23Rajguru?
02:25You!
02:37We are doomed, Your Majesty!
02:41It's the Pussycat Prophecy, Your Majesty!
02:45What?
02:47The ancients say that whomsoever burneth the pussycat's tongue shall bring forth the hand of doom upon you, Your Majesty!
02:57Oh dear, really?
02:59Oh, oh King, you cannot be serious.
03:03The Rajguru is nothing but a common charlatan, Your Majesty.
03:07A common man.
03:09Perhaps, I could interest you in a card trick.
03:17My youngest son taught it to me.
03:19I will wager my biggest bag of gold against yours.
03:23That you will be easily fooled.
03:27Care to wager Your Majesty?
03:29On a child's game of chance?
03:31Impartinent jester!
03:33How dare you question my intelligence?
03:35I am the King of Vata and Nagara, Emperor!
03:39I am not questioning your intelligence, O King.
03:43Merely your child-like gullibility.
03:47How dare you interrupt me with another insult!
03:51We are doomed, Your Majesty!
03:54The jester is to blame.
03:57He is evil.
03:59A cosmic sorcerer.
04:05The jester has passed out, Swami!
04:07I have been betrayed!
04:09Guards!
04:10Take this traitor away!
04:12Oh, oh no!
04:15Prepare him…
04:19For the pit!
04:25Oh, Raman!
04:26How could you forsake me?
04:29At last, Raman!
04:39The end of your pathetic career as jester.
04:43Do you know what's going to happen?
04:46Do you?
04:49No, Tata.
04:50But I have a feeling you are going to tell me.
04:53Oh, Raman!
04:55You are so clever, aren't you?
04:57So witty!
04:59Well, Mr. Smarty-Dotty, listen to this.
05:03I am going to get a nice big olifant to come over here and crush your ugly little head!
05:11Yes!
05:12That's right, Raman!
05:13Your head!
05:14Ha-ha-ha!
05:15Your head!
05:16Head!
05:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:18Hey!
05:19Tingure, explain yourself!
05:20Why have you stopped playing your nice little flute?
05:22You're scaring me, Rajguru-ji!
05:23This isn't fun anymore!
05:24I want to go home!
05:26Tingure, no!
05:28You stay here!
05:34Guard Raman until the Olifant arrives!
05:36Rajguru-ji!
05:37I want to go home!
05:40Tingari, no!
05:42You stay here!
05:43Guard Raman until the Oliphant arrives!
05:47Rajkurji, please!
05:50Don't leave me alone here in the dark!
05:53No, not in the dark!
05:55Arrgh, spineless worm!
05:58Stay Tingari, stay!
06:00Guard Raman!
06:02Well, Raman, old friend...
06:06I want you to know this is nothing personal.
06:10I...
06:11Don't leave me, Rajkurji!
06:18Unhand me, you disobedient swine!
06:21You dare disobey?
06:22Please, I'm scared!
06:23No, Tingari, no!
06:27Guard him, Tingari, or face my wrath!
06:31See you soon, Jester.
06:34Oh yes, very soon!
06:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
06:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:47Huh?
06:49Huh?
06:50Huh?
06:51Huh?
06:52Huh?
06:53Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, no!
07:04Tingari!
07:10Tingari! Did you not hear the Rajguru?
07:23I am the Starry Jester.
07:31The Cosmic Gypsy.
07:34Yes! That's it. Good Tingari.
07:41I will solo your soul.
07:46There there Tingari.
07:49It's cold out there, isn't it?
07:51Well, did you know that it's nice and warm in here?
07:56Hmm. Nice and warm.
08:00I am cold.
08:03Of course you are.
08:05And Mother Earth knows that.
08:07She wants to make you all cosy again.
08:11Would you like to be all cosy, little Tingari Ji?
08:16Cosy?
08:17Your head! Your head!
08:23Oh, Raman, I am going to crush you!
08:28Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:32Oh, Rajguru Ji!
08:35Come join me.
08:37Keep yourself into Mother Earth's embrace.
08:40Tingari, no!
08:41No!
08:42No!
08:43No!
08:44No!
08:45No!
08:51Why did everyone hate the king?
08:55Because he was a royal pain!
08:57Ah!
08:58Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:02Oh...
09:03Ooooooooo!
09:06Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:10Man, Tenali's not that kind of gesture.
09:13I mean...
09:14He just comes in at the very end and he just kind of, like...
09:16Like, he just hits you.
09:19Hello!
09:23Finale!
09:27Now!
09:29Oh, Sundari!
09:31The court was shocked at Rahman's miraculous return,
09:34and the king was so pleased to have his jester back
09:37that he forgave all previous offenses,
09:40cosmic or otherwise.
09:42As for the Rajguru,
09:44well, that's another story.
09:48Ah!
09:50Ooh!
09:56The end!
10:00It's a peaceful morning in Krishna Devaraya's palace,
10:04but around here,
10:05tranquility rarely remains for long.
10:14Oh, this is the 20th card of bananas.
10:27Can I please see the elephants, please?
10:32Halt!
10:35Move!
10:36Oh, thank you, Rajguru Ji!
10:40Hi-hi!
10:43Look at him!
10:44He looks so magnificent!
10:46Hi-hi!
10:50Stop staring at me!
10:51Oh, my God!
10:57Put me down!
10:58Put me down!
10:59Wait!
11:00Get more bananas!
11:01It will distract him!
11:03Oh, no!
11:03That's good!
11:04Go, go, go, go!
11:07We're gonna get through!
11:07Ah!
11:08Ah!
11:09We need some bananas!
11:11Come on, they look so good!
11:12Look at these bananas!
11:13Ah!
11:14Ah!
11:15Good morning, Your Majesty!
11:28What is your bidding?
11:29Morning, Rajguru!
11:30Today is Raman's birthday!
11:33I would like a suggestion as
11:35to what should be gifted to him.
11:39Ah!
11:41Yeah!
11:44Ah-ha!
11:45Yeah!
11:49Rajguru!
11:50Oh, Your Majesty!
11:51I need some time to think about it!
11:54You have one arm!
11:55Yes, Your Majesty!
12:01Chief!
12:02There's no bananas left in the store!
12:04What?
12:13What's the matter?
12:14Our new elephant is a glutton!
12:16He's crazy about bananas!
12:18And we are out of stock!
12:19Huh!
12:22No!
12:23No!
12:23No!
12:24Look out!
12:26No!
12:27No!
12:28Ah!
12:29No!
12:29No!
12:30No!
12:30Stop him!
12:30No!
12:48No!
12:49No!
12:50No!
12:51No!
12:52Anyone, get me out of here, please!
13:04Rama, you pay for this.
13:07Hang on, I swear it!
13:15Maharaj.
13:16Oh, yes, Azguru.
13:18Tell me, what have you come up with?
13:21Your Majesty, I was thinking that Brahman, being so wise and just,
13:26he should be given an amazing gift.
13:29I'll sing to you.
13:30Why don't you give it?
13:32A wonderful idea.
13:34You are a genius, Radguru.
13:37Thank you, Your Majesty.
13:44Greetings on your birthday, my old friend.
13:48Long live Tanali Rahman!
13:53And may his wit make us laugh for years to come.
13:57Always a pleasure, Your Majesty.
14:06Rahman, since you are so very special,
14:09I have decided to give you an equally special gift on your birthday.
14:14Oh, Your Majesty, you didn't.
14:17Your Majesty, let the ceremony begin!
14:20Indeed, wise Rajguru.
14:22This way, O Majesty.
14:23This way, O Majesty.
14:24Unwrap it!
14:25For you, Tanali.
14:27My most beautiful elephant.
14:29Are you not contented with a gift?
14:30Of course, I am.
14:31What could be worthier than a royal elephant, Your Majesty?
14:32But there is only one thing.
14:34Mohraj, today is the most auspicious day to receive a gift?
14:42elephant. Are you not contented with a gift? Of course I am. What could be worthier than
14:52a royal elephant, your majesty? But there is only one thing. Maharaj, today is the most
14:58auspicious day to receive a gift, a full moon day. By our ancient tradition, Raman has to
15:06take the royal elephant home and accept him with love. Your majesty, my house is
15:12far away. Since Tata loves elephants so much, perhaps he could keep him tonight in
15:19his house. But I would take him home early tomorrow morning. Wonderful. Naraj Guru
15:25loves elephants, but he happily accepts. Of course, it's a pleasure.
15:55What? My banana field... I'm ruined. Ruined! That's it! You will torment me no
16:22No more!
16:31No!
16:46The king gave you an elephant?
16:48What are we going to do with an elephant?
16:50How will we feed him?
16:56Yes, I have a better place for him.
17:00What? A better place? Where?
17:03Wait and see.
17:05I will do anything for you but take this creature away!
17:19I will do anything for you but take this creature away!
17:23Ha ha ha ha!
17:29The following day...
17:33Well, tell me Tanali. How is the royal elephant?
17:38Maharaj, I donated the royal elephant to the temple.
17:42What? How dare you do that without my permission?
17:47Your majesty, he has insulted your gift. He must be punished.
17:52Silence!
17:54Rajguru, let him speak.
17:56Your majesty, I ask you a thousand apologies for not informing you about your wonderful gift.
18:03Last night, I had a dream.
18:06Dream?
18:08Yes, your majesty.
18:10Lord Vinayaka himself had come in my dream.
18:14Asking me to donate the elephant to the temple.
18:18For your long life.
18:20Hence, I had to.
18:23Ah, that was very thoughtful of you.
18:26Here.
18:28A gift of a thousand gold coins for such a thoughtful act.
18:33Thank you, your majesty.
18:35But Maharaj...
18:37Don't worry, Rajguru.
18:39I have a gift for you too.
18:42Ah.
18:44It's a royal elephant.
18:47Tun Tun.
18:48Ah.
18:52No.
18:55Ah.
18:57No.
18:59Stop him.
19:00Ah.
19:03No.
19:12And once again, the table turns against the evil Rajguru.
19:18No.
19:19No.
19:20No.
19:21No.
19:23No.
19:25No.
19:26No.
19:27No.
