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00:30Inspector Ladu Singh?
00:39Yes, this is Inspector Ladu Singh speaking.
00:41Who are you?
00:42I am Kaviraj Lutera, a poetic crook with verses that will leave your mind shook.
00:50Hey, Mr. Thief.
00:52I am not very fond of listening to poetry.
00:55You can conduct your poet's conference somewhere else.
00:58Do you understand?
00:59The conference will be held here only, but this conference is not for you.
01:03Tell Shiva she was green, she was hearty, adorned with a thousand pearls,
01:08standing in the king's garden, draped in a shawl that swirls.
01:12The shell was standing upright. Shell or stone? What?
01:15Man, what are you saying? Are you reciting a poem? Or is it a riddle?
01:19Right?
01:20Interpret it however you like.
01:22Tell Shiva to solve this riddle in just five minutes.
01:25Understood?
01:25Otherwise, there will be such a huge blast that you will never be able to recite a poem ever again.
01:33But why must it be Shiva? Why don't you speak to someone else?
01:36Tell.
01:37Because Shiva is the reason my brother is in jail.
01:40That is why I thought it would be good to have this poem conference here.
01:44Tell Shiva.
01:45His time begins now.
01:48Shiva, hello Shiva. Listen carefully. A goon has issued a threat. If you...
01:58Okay, Lardu Singh, sir. I will quickly find out what it means.
02:01What happened, Shiva?
02:02Some goon's brother was arrested and sent to jail because of me.
02:05He has given this message.
02:06She was green. She was hearty. She was studded with a thousand pearls. She was standing in the king's garden, draped with a shawl.
02:15The clue to where the blast will happen is hidden in this riddle. If we don't find out in five minutes, there will be a blast.
02:23She was green. She was hearty. I think it means she had green skin and she looked very healthy.
02:29And then it was studded in a thousand pearls. It is possible it could be a garland. A green-colored garland.
02:35Then finally, what could be the meaning behind shawl?
02:38How would I know?
02:40Keep thinking, keep thinking. It can't be that easy.
02:43She was green, hearty, and studded in a thousand pearls.
02:47She was standing in the king's garden, draped with a shawl.
02:51And who is this king? Me or Ladoo Sing, sir? I don't have a garden that fits in this riddle.
02:57Yes, let me ask Ladoo Sing, sir, about this.
03:00Hello.
03:01Hello, Ladoo Sing, sir. I wanted to know, do you have a garden or a lot of trees somewhere?
03:07What? What? A garden? No, no, no, no. There are not many trees.
03:12But yes, there is a kitchen garden behind our police station.
03:15Tell me quickly what it means. There are only 30 seconds left. Tell me quickly.
03:19You should go and check that garden. The king is Ladoo Sing, sir.
03:23And by garden, he means your kitchen garden.
03:26Peerda Ram, hurry to our kitchen garden. We have only 20 seconds to spare. Let's go.
03:33Where is it? Where is it in this garden?
03:49Where is it in this garden?
04:07And split it up!
04:09And split it up!
04:10Catch it!
04:11And split it up!
04:19Thank you!
04:31Hurry up! Let us go to Ladu Singh, sir!
04:33Before any big problem occurs!
04:37Hello! How did you like the blast?
04:41This time the blast was very mild!
04:44Just wanted to send a message that I am very serious about this matter!
04:48Don't take me lightly! Understood?
04:50Ladu Singh, sir! Are you interested in listening to one more poem?
04:53No, no, no! Please! I don't want to listen to any more poetry!
04:56Enough! Just stop! No more poems!
04:58Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!
05:01Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall?
05:03Didn't I just tell you that I don't want to listen to any more of your poems?
05:06The Dumpty had a great fall!
05:09I don't want to listen to your poem! Please stop!
05:12Your time starts now!
05:14You have just five minutes to solve this riddle!
05:16Oh no! Oh no! What should I do now? Another poem! What should I do?
05:26Do I perform police duty? Or listen to the thief's poetry? Or should I keep checking the clock for the next five minutes?
05:34Shiva! Where are you?
05:36Where are you?
05:45Ladu Singh, sir! I am here!
05:46Shiva! He called again! He recited a new poem!
05:49What?
05:50Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall! Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
05:54Just that much? Didn't he recite the whole poem? Did he forget the rest?
05:58I will recite the whole poem for you! Now let's think! This is a serious matter!
06:03So here's what I think! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall! This means that two men with the names Humpty and Dumpty are sitting on a wall somewhere!
06:12No one sits on the wall around here! We have to think of something else!
06:16Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall! Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
06:21I think by great fall he means this time they are going to bring down a big tower somewhere!
06:26No! When he said Humpty Dumpty, he means Humpty Dumpty were eggs and where do we find eggs?
06:32In the poultry farm! Oh ho ho! This means that the explosion will happen in a poultry farm!
06:37Vedaram deploy the entire police force and let us go to Vedas poultry farm! Come on!
06:42No! The blast will not happen there! Because the Vedas poultry farm is outside the city!
06:47He has no advantage by attacking there! Whatever happens will happen in the city!
06:52And where can we find eggs in the city?
06:54In the city, there is a huge store which sells eggs and it is called eggs only!
06:58They are also right in the middle of the city!
07:00Yes! That's where the blast will happen! And if a blast occurs there, it would mean a lot of damage!
07:06Come on! Let's go there now!
07:08Since his call, thirty seconds have passed! Only four and a half minutes left! Hurry up!
07:25Uncle! Did you see anyone new here who is not from our city? Did any stranger give you something? Or did he leave anything odd here?
07:33No! I don't think so! I didn't see anyone new around here! Besides, I have just opened the store now!
07:38Huh?
07:39Oh yes! I remember! The postman was here! He was looking at something inside the letter box! He might have delivered a letter or something!
07:47What?!
07:48What?!
07:53Ladu Singh, sir! The bomb is in this box and there is only one minute left!
07:56Is that so, Shiva? Then we should quickly go and hide!
08:03Let's go hide!
08:04What will happen if we hide? If the bomb isn't defused, the entire market will blow up!
08:25Ha!
08:26And then we'll blow up!
08:27Huh!
08:28Ha!
08:29Huh?
08:30I'm not sure what's going on.
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09:30We are safe again this time. Now I'll just switch off my phone to avoid more trouble.
09:35Otherwise, that poet will call again with a new riddle.
09:40Hello!
09:41Ladusing, sir. Did you have fun?
09:48This time, Shiva saved the day, didn't he?
09:51Who will save you the next time?
09:54Hey, do you think this is a game and we are the players? It's dangerous!
09:57Mr. Kaviraj, be clear. What is that you want?
09:59I want to recite poems. Tell me one thing. Should I recite them to you or directly to Shiva?
10:07The speaker is turned on. You can do one thing, keep talking and everyone will listen.
10:12Then they'll start thinking about the riddle and what to do next. Go ahead.
10:16Hey, Kaviraj Uncle. Why are you reciting poems in secret?
10:20We should meet face to face for this. Only then will the fun begin.
10:24I will come. I will definitely come. Soon, I will meet you in person.
10:28But first, let me settle all the accounts.
10:31My brother is in jail because of you.
10:34How could I let you go so easily?
10:37Listen to my poetry now.
10:38The uncle in Chandni Chalk with Silver Spoon's care
10:41served the aunt Gold Biscuits a moment so well.
10:44Gold Biscuits? What a joke.
10:46You're wrong. You don't know how to make poems at all.
10:49Be it right or wrong, you will only get five minutes.
10:52Chandni Chalk? What does that even mean?
10:58We have Chandni's Diner. It's outside Veda City, located in the Moon Square.
11:03A lot of people go there. They are very famous.
11:07I understand. Let's go there right now.
11:10Chandni's Diner in Moon Square. The next blast will occur there.
11:13Hello, hello. All police forces head straight to Chandni's Diner located in Moon Square.
11:18A bomb may be hidden there. We have to look for it.
11:21Let's take one more minute to think. What if it means something else?
11:25Oh, no, no, Shiva. We don't have any more time to think.
11:27Moon Square is far away.
11:29And we have to reach there within five minutes and find that bomb.
11:33You keep thinking.
11:34If you understand something and you find different, then give me a call.
11:37I'm leaving now. Bye-bye.
11:40Stop. This riddle can't be so easy
11:42that even Ladu Sing Sir could understand it.
11:44I'm sure this is a trick. Anyway, the restaurant is outside the city.
11:49Placing a bomb there won't cause much damage.
11:51It means something else.
11:54Uncle fed Auntie? Gold biscuits!
11:56Why would he have done that?
11:57The original riddle mentions feeding chutney to Auntie.
12:00Where did these gold biscuits come from?
12:03The solution to this riddle must be hidden in the gold biscuits.
12:06But where can we find gold biscuits?
12:09Goldsmiths have them!
12:10Banks also store them for safekeeping.
12:12Yes. Those are a few options. You are absolutely right.
12:15Most of the gold biscuits will be in the bank itself.
12:18There will be very few with the goldsmiths.
12:21Now the highest amount of gold.
12:23Which bank stores the most amount of gold biscuits?
12:25Only Ladu Sing Sir would know this.
12:28The police must know everything.
12:31Ladu Sing Sir, where can I find the highest number of gold biscuits?
12:35Hey Shiva, we are supposed to save Vedas City from danger.
12:39And you want to eat biscuits?
12:40By the way, I am also feeling very hungry.
12:44Where can I find some nice biscuits?
12:45I am not talking about the biscuits we eat.
12:49I am talking about real gold biscuits.
12:51Do you understand?
12:52Which bank will have the most of them?
12:54Oh, gold biscuits.
12:56They are in Vedas City Bank.
12:57Shiva, just last week, a consignment of 55 kilograms of gold arrived.
13:02So Ladu Sing Sir, come back immediately.
13:05You won't find anything in Moon Square.
13:07Kaviraj has made a fool of us.
13:08By sending the entire police force out of the city, he will be comfortably robbing the gold biscuits kept in the bank.
13:14I am going there now.
13:16You should come to the bank too.
13:17Kaviraj has made a Mr. President.
13:24Okay, I'm gonna finish the DAW.
13:29Okay, I got it.
13:36Well, that's the way I need machine Claire, one of them.
13:37And he's over, right?
13:39Karang Ski, come back forever!
13:41Jukowego Grande!
13:42Oh, my God.
14:12Oh, who's removed the drainage cover?
14:15The cover is kept aside and there's no one in sight.
14:19I think something is going on here.
14:21This looks wrong.
14:34Reva, there is a manhole near the gate of Vedas Bank.
14:37I am going to the bank through this way.
14:39The crook, Kabiraj, has dug a big tunnel under the ground.
14:42Which leads into the bank.
14:44He must be robbing the bank now.
14:46You guys get Ladusing, sir, and come quickly.
14:48People say Shiva is very brave and that there can be no crime in the city of Vedas with him around.
15:10I lured him into the trap of my poems at last.
15:14They must be outside the city, searching all over Channey's diner and moon square, looking for the bomb.
15:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:31Have a look.
15:33This is going to be a crime that people would not forget for hundreds of years.
15:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:41So you did not get caught in my web of poems, but defeating a small kid like you is a very
15:57simple task for me.
15:59You got it?
16:00Hey there!
16:01Don't call me a kid, Uncle!
16:03Oh!
16:04So if I don't refer to a kid as a kid, what should I call him?
16:10Oh!
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:18Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:20Shiva!
16:21My name is Shiva!
16:22I do know, but after today, neither you nor your name will be remained.
16:28Are you all here just to watch the drama?
16:31Catch him!
16:33Take that!
16:34Left!
16:35Left!
16:36Right!
16:37Left!
16:38Right!
16:39Step!
16:40Right!
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16:49Left!
16:50Right!
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16:53Step!
16:54Right!
16:55Step!
16:56Left!
16:57Left!
16:58Left!
16:59Left!
17:00Left!
17:01Left!
17:02Hands up!
17:03The police have surrounded you from all sides!
17:04You can't escape!
17:05Stop!
17:06Left!
17:07Left!
17:08Left!
17:09Left!
17:10Left!
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17:22Left!
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17:24Left!
17:25Left!
17:26Hey!
17:27Hey you!
17:28Stop shaking!
17:29What are you doing?
17:30If you keep shaking the ladder, I will fall down!
17:33Shiva!
17:34The thief!
17:35He's running away!
17:36Homie!
17:38Oh my god!
17:39Hm!
17:46...
17:56...
18:00...
18:02Let's go.
18:32Let's go.
19:02You should stop. It's not so easy to get rid of me.
19:04Hmm. It seems difficult to get out of here without teaching you a lesson.
19:09So let me treat you with something.
19:32That's enough, Shiva. That's enough. Please stop.
19:54Listen to my poetry now. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. You are going to jail. This is just the start. The police are going to beat you up.
20:03I also have a poem that I wish to recite.
20:10Brother Kushampa, oh Kushampa.
20:13Do you know what the robber did?
20:15The police caught him robbing the big ass bank. And what will happen to him? Now the robber will be taken to jail. All the food that he eats will be in jail. All the water that he drinks will be in jail.
20:25Just stop this. I can't hear this anymore. I am going to jail for the first time in my life.
20:34That two only because of you?
20:39That two only because of you?
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