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00:00Wipe that fucking look off your face before I do it for you.
00:07Take off that jacket.
00:11Did you hear what I just said? Take off that jacket.
00:14Come on, just take the fucking jacket off. I'm serious.
00:17Happy now? Now fucking drive.
00:20Put this on.
00:23Okay.
00:26You're all wet, okay?
00:31Why don't you behave or else we're not driving anywhere.
00:36No, you wouldn't want Sam finding out why you have a cold, right?
00:40Oh, I should not have let this idiot know that Sam is my brother.
00:44Okay, would you just listen for one sec?
00:56Hey, no, no, no, no. Listen, you know, I had a reason for hitting him, okay?
00:59It wasn't like he said.
01:00Whatever. Go be with Rosalie, okay? I'm done with this. I'm done with you.
01:05Just pretend like we never fucking met, okay? Pretend like we don't know each other.
01:10Okay, first off, what the fuck does this have to do with Rosalie, and what do you mean?
01:13Let's pretend like we don't know each other. What the fuck did she say to you?
01:15She told me everything. Bye.
01:18Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing? Huh?
01:21What do you think you're doing? I'm talking to you!
01:23You don't have to talk to me anymore! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking to you right now, okay?
01:26No, no, no, no! Shut the fuck up! You're being a fucking slut!
01:29You're done. You should've worn my jacket.
01:33Up me down!
01:38What the fuck did Rosalie tell you?
01:54No, tell me because I want to understand, okay? Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
01:59I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison! God, you fucking bastard, huh? What's that about?
02:06Endure?
02:07Yes!
02:08I didn't ask you to come, okay? You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you!
02:15What? Get the fuck away from me!
02:18You're jealous! You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking terrible!
02:22I don't care what relationship you two have! I don't care how many girls you wanna fuck with, okay? I'm done with this shit! I don't wanna be in your fuck list anymore!
02:32So all this rage is because you think that I wanna fuck my sister!
02:37What did he just say?
02:38Yes! Rosalie's my sister! And newsflash, firecracker, not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting! Even for me, okay?
02:50God, don't look like that, alright? And don't act like you're not jealous, okay? Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram!
02:56Jamie, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy! There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister! It's you!
03:04Jamie, every single stupid fight every time that I push your buttons is because I can't get you out of my head!
03:10You're stubborn. You're inferior. You're everything that I want no more. I just want you.
03:18You're not playing with me.
03:20If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:22If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:50If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:52If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:56This is funny.
04:03You're mine. You're mine.
04:06I'm fine.
04:11Morning.
04:14Good Morning.
04:16so when are we going to tell everybody
04:26tell everybody what that we're together and that you're mine you're insane
04:35no i'm not sam finds out i'm dead you're probably gonna get kicked off the hockey
04:43if he doesn't break your kneecap first who the fuck are we talking about sam no seriously so what
04:49so i'm good enough for this but i'm not good enough to call you mine what am i your fuck buddy
04:55i don't think so grow up if sam finds out i'm dead so keep this a secret okay wow so this is
05:05what it feels like to get played by a woman fuck okay i'm going to work okay and i'm gonna walk you
05:12there we shouldn't have come in here together what if sam sees us god i shouldn't be so scared of sam
05:24i think it's like a tv show
05:31all right savior i might just save some stamina for the ice
05:49keep this up you can be dead by the time you're 30. yeah it'd be worth it and i'd die happy
05:53business you know the rules no randoms in the dorms during training oh trust me man she's not random
06:01what the hell was that no it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky
06:06i don't know anything about that not everybody's a goody two-shoes let me see
06:10of course jenny's classy and this one looks like she uh might stab you
06:16are you serious yeah you just mentioned me in front of sam and you met me
06:26yes i have to it's my job hey cancer running into you
06:36listen to me jenny now hang around this guy he's bad news
06:46funny that's exactly what sam said about you
06:50jenny about last night an emergency board meeting kept me from picking you up
06:54i wanted to apologize properly
06:56what is this huh two hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents
07:03flowers with the price hangout real classy move
07:06i bet you said venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms
07:09i bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return
07:12because you get rejected to fucking often
07:14jenny you're smart
07:16the only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and stds
07:21i can't open doors for you
07:23real opportunities
07:25yeah don't listen to this prick let's go
07:27uh choices change jenny especially when better ones come along
07:30why don't you take your fucking hand up
07:32what are you gonna do
07:32let go of me let go in with either of you
07:39mr vance it's extremely inappropriate for you to be talking about investments with an intern
07:44that's not my job
07:46no monopoly money thing didn't work did it
07:53she'll come around
07:54everybody has a price
07:56why don't you listen here you little trust fund brat
07:58this whole i can buy whatever i want thing
08:00keep it away from jenny
08:01she's a human being
08:03there's something i know so that you can bid on
08:05where were you last night i went by your room i couldn't find you
08:18i was uh pulling an all-nighter you know my schedule doesn't make itself
08:23oh uh i heard about harrison trying to rub you into his investment stuff that guy's a shark
08:30okay don't let him drag you into his mess
08:32okay i have a solo match with zinger to set
08:37see you around okay
08:39see you around okay
08:45yeah
09:16Oh, you all right?
09:20Oh, shit.
09:21Oh.
09:33Hey.
09:35Hi.
09:36You're talking to me, Susan.
09:37You're going to tell me who you were voting for?
09:43Me or Sam?
09:44Shut up.
09:44It was me, right?
09:45Shut up.
09:46It was me.
09:46I'm here because I'm apologizing for him.
09:51I'm really sorry.
09:52I want you to get hurt.
09:54Okay.
09:56Can you kiss me better?
09:57Are you serious?
09:59Give me a kiss.
10:00You're hurt right now.
10:01All I didn't care about is...
10:02I'm in pain.
10:04I'm hurting.
10:05I'm alone.
10:07Nobody loves me.
10:08No one wants to give me a kiss.
10:09I'm here.
10:10I'm here.
10:15Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
10:18Shit.
10:18What the fuck is that saying?
10:19Shit.
10:20Shit.
10:20I need to hide.
10:21What do I do?
10:22What do I do?
10:22What do I do?
10:22I need to be a kiss, okay?
10:26Hurry up, hurry up.
10:27What, you jerking off in there?
10:28Come on.
10:29What's up?
10:37Good.
10:38That hit was harder than I meant it to be.
10:41Yeah, man.
10:42It was a good hit.
10:44I think I'm dying.
10:47I might never play again.
10:48It's okay.
10:49You know, it's the first time you ever apologized to me.
10:52I'm not an apology.
10:53Just team rules.
10:55You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
10:58So, what, she eats my signal bar or something like that?
11:03I could use a kiss.
11:04Yeah, you wish.
11:06It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
11:08No, I'm okay.
11:09I have my own way of recovering.
11:11You know what I mean?
11:13She's giving a break with you.
11:15You asshole.
11:16Where do you even find these girls, man?
11:18They're around.
11:19You know what?
11:20I shouldn't even come.
11:22Unbelievable.
11:23This guy.
11:25He's a good hit.
11:26Uh-huh.
11:28What the fuck?
11:32Damn, firecracker.
11:33That was way too much.
11:35I just saved you, and I think I deserve a reward.
11:39Well, what is that?
11:41Why don't you come over tonight and help me take a bath?
11:47No.
11:48Come on.
11:51Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
11:53You can do the rest of yourself.
12:13I think I need more help.
12:14I'm the word for everything.
12:15Tell me about sex when you call for my finances and I'm missing my life.
12:16I'll take you.
12:22I know.
12:23Whenever you're not done.
12:24Wait.
12:24Bottom Survivor.
12:25Until you get back.
12:26Until you get back.
12:26Until my hormones.
12:26Until I have horns.
12:31Until I have horns.
12:32I'm burning.
12:33Until you get back.
12:35Until you get back.
12:35Until you get back.
12:38Into my arms.
12:39Into my arms.
12:40Into my arms.
12:42Until I have arms.
12:42I'm so bad for you, I'm so bad for you
12:52Cause I can't get you, you're not the only one
12:56Like you, you, you
12:59Dang, we should go back in this video, maybe
13:02Shit, shit, shit, it's him
13:09Hi, hi, hi
13:16Are you okay, Jen, you, you sound a little weird
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm sorry, I just, I just woke up
13:27Are you sure, I'll come check right now
13:29No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm sorry, I'm still really tired
13:35Uh, right, well, don't, don't sleep in too long
13:41Mm-hmm, okay, mm-hmm
13:43Okay, I'll see you later
13:45Shut up
13:48You don't like to buy?
13:50No
13:50Come on, get this phone off
13:53Get out of here
13:55Look at you
14:03Hey, listen, I got a hell out of town for a couple of days
14:06I got this family thing, but it's nothing
14:09Listen to me
14:17Hmm
14:17I want you to stay away from here so I'm gone
14:19That fucker is desperate
14:21Okay
14:24Okay?
14:25Okay
14:26Yeah
14:26Blushing over something, Jenny?
14:43Let's see
14:44Give that back
14:45Oh, Xavier's taste is so cheap
14:48We could have something real together
14:51One weekend with me
14:52And I will double the team's investment
14:54Guarantees Sam's fought in the playoffs
14:57Threatening me?
15:00Hey, fuck you
15:01Fuck
15:04Oh, Jenny
15:12Nobody cares to take a beer
15:14They'll just think we're in love
15:15Oh
15:16Get out of me
15:18Scream all you want
15:24Come on
15:25Let's give that bitch something you see us
15:28So Xavier can see
15:31Somebody help me
15:33Help
15:34Somebody help me
15:36Jenny
15:38Motherfucker
15:42You
15:45Breathe
15:46Purge
15:47And I will end you
15:49It's not over, sweetheart
15:54Okay
16:01Okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick
16:03Jenny, maybe quit this game
16:06I can't
16:07Jenny, listen
16:08Harrison is our biggest investor
16:11He will come back
16:13Okay
16:14I'll make it home
16:18It's about damn time you showed up
16:33I'm thinking
16:37What do you gotta do
16:40To settle down
16:42Get yourself a proper wife
16:44Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass
16:48With a broken wrist
16:50In an old folks home
16:52Please, Dad
16:53The only settling down Xavier does
16:56Is collapsing into bed after a long night
16:58Well, I found someone
17:00Wait, you're serious?
17:02Yes, I am
17:03Him
17:04Little Jenny
17:06God
17:07You know what?
17:10Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment
17:12I'll bring it to you
17:14Deal
17:17Cheers, Pops
17:20Go in the room
17:28Jenny?
17:48Jenny, where are you right now?
17:56Jenny
17:56Jenny
17:56You saw love
18:05I saw love
18:06You don't mean
18:09Harrison, we
18:10We didn't
18:12I know
18:13Harrison is done
18:14I promise
18:16Hey, get off of me
18:34Come on
18:35You don't want to do this
18:36You know I probably got money
18:36Look at me
18:47Look at me
18:47I know that same page you visit
18:54But I'm not the same
18:57I play by a different set of rules
18:58And I'm fucking ruthless
19:01Go near Jenny again
19:04And I will nail your fingers to your family
19:07I swear
19:08I'll make you pay
19:11I swear
19:12I swear
19:12I'll make you pay
19:12Big news
19:22Big news
19:22Thanks to Moe Caval
19:23We're fully funding for the season
19:25And I'll make you pay for the next day
19:33Xavier is our new lead
19:34Sponsor
19:35Yeah
19:36He probably just hates me or something
19:55Hey listen to me
19:56That fuckboy
19:58Gives you any trouble
19:59Any at all
20:00You tell me
20:01Okay
20:02Okay
20:04We got you
20:06None of my parents want to be in here
20:24We've talked about this
20:26Yeah
20:27We can't even make it official
20:28My parents
20:29Okay
20:34It's not that
20:35Okay
20:36Going public
20:37It's a mess
20:37And
20:39Sam's gonna lose it
20:40And
20:42If we break up in a month
20:44And I don't know
20:45That has to explain it to everyone
20:46So you're already thinking about
20:48Breaking up with me
20:48No
20:50What am I to you
20:51Am I your boyfriend
20:53Or am I just some human
20:54Fucking vibrator
20:55No
20:57You know you're better
20:59Than the vibrator
21:00No
21:02No
21:02Wow
21:03So
21:03Well you really don't see this
21:06Going anywhere
21:07Do you
21:08Well
21:12I don't know
21:13I didn't think that
21:14This was that serious
21:15So that's how you see me
21:16You just see me as like
21:17Some fuckboy
21:19And you'd rather let everybody
21:20Think that you're with that
21:21Fucking creep Harris
21:22And then admit that you're with me
21:23You know what really happens
21:25Well do I
21:27Because I'm over here
21:27Fighting for our relationship
21:29And you're pretending like
21:30I don't even exist
21:31Like I'm nothing
21:32So
21:33Whatever
21:33I gotta go
21:34You know I used to think
21:39That you were brave enough
21:40To handle this
21:40Handle us
21:42Because I was wrong
21:44Where are you going?
21:46I can't believe camp's almost over
22:03Tomorrow's game decides
22:04Who gets the player MVP bid
22:06Samuel and Xavier
22:07Are going to tear each other apart
22:09I am here for the drone
22:11Is something
22:34Happened between you two?
22:40Hilarious
22:41Remember you told us
22:43Not to talk
22:43Shit
22:44Okay good
22:45Good
22:46That's good
22:46Oh and uh
22:48Haven't heard from Harrison
22:49Since I clocked him
22:51Guess he got the message
22:52Alright
22:53Bye
22:55Gosh the game is about to start
23:06Hey Judy
23:09Coach Chris
23:23Jenny's missing
23:25What's that about Jenny?
23:26She
23:26She was in the hallway
23:28And she just collapsed
23:29And some guy came
23:29And dragged her away
23:30Game's cancelled
23:32Dad I need you to find
23:38Someone for me right now
23:40Finally awake
23:50Finally awake
23:55Where is it?
23:56Let me go
23:57I don't think so
23:58I don't think so
23:58I think Xavier needs to see us
24:01And let's see what happens
24:04After he move
24:04Ow
24:07Ow
24:07Ow
24:09Oh
24:20Hey, get your fucking hands off of her
24:39The cops are here, you enjoy prison, you fucking asshole
24:49Come on
24:57Never again, I swear
25:00See you
25:07So this is why you cancelled the game
25:10You
25:11And my sister
25:14No, no, I assume
25:16I thought it was you
25:18Sorry, I'm really out of it still
25:20Yeah, I was, you know
25:22You don't want our
25:23The investors to think I wouldn't save one of my employees
25:26If they got kidnapped
25:27Whatever the reason
25:30Thank you
25:35Let's go, Jim
25:44Hey, Dan
26:03So, when's dinner?
26:06I just saved your girl
26:07Yeah, well
26:08I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore
26:11I saw your knuckles were bruised
26:36I don't want them to get worse
26:38You still think I'm Sam?
26:55Hold on
26:55I just want to make sure that you know that I'm that's bro, right?
27:00Shut up
27:01Xavier, listen
27:03I'll fix this
27:04Mom will go in trouble, please
27:07Just stay with me
27:09Even if it's a secret
27:11As long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me
27:14We're golden
27:15You've got to be
27:32Fucking
27:33You're kidding me
27:34Sam
27:35Fuck the bastard
27:37I knew you were up to something
27:38Sam, stop
27:41Stop, it's not
27:42It's
27:43It's serious, okay
27:49And I love him
27:52You love me
27:54Yes, I love you
27:57Danny, I love you too
27:59I love him
28:03Sirius
28:04My baby sister
28:06And my biggest rival
28:08And victorious fuckboy
28:10Who slept with half the league
28:11And now
28:12Even love
28:13I won't
28:15Allow it
28:16Well, how about this
28:18Let's settle
28:19You and me
28:19On the ice
28:20Tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid
28:23If I win
28:25You stop interfering
28:26MVP's mine
28:27And so is Jenny
28:27Now if you win
28:29I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot
28:31And I'll back off
28:32So you see how I truly feel better
28:34You better skate like your future depends on it, Xavier
28:38Because it does
28:40Thank you
28:45Adam Lowe
28:49Xavier's father
28:52You know when he said he would bring you home someday
28:57I wanted to see for myself
28:59The woman
29:00That could make him commit
29:02Well, it's nice to meet you
29:05I'm Jenny
29:06Yeah
29:06I know
29:08Samuel's your brother
29:12So let me ask you something, young lady
29:15You better know my boy
29:18Or your brother
29:21Xavier
29:39Take the MVP title
29:43Xavier
29:44Temporary approval
29:54One public scandal
29:591.30am
30:02I skin you alive
30:04Okay
30:14Xavier, Xavier Lowell, how does it feel like to win the MVP title? Tell us if the people want to know
30:21Jay Carter, you're the one for me
30:25No T-backs
30:35Mr. Lowell, I could never choose between my brother and Xavier
30:42I love them both
30:44I love them both
30:46So I can ride on the limits of my mind
30:51Help!
31:04Dr.
31:08Inclusion
31:09Spaz
31:10Mr.
31:11contributor
31:13Dr.
31:18Dr.
31:20Dr.
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