Stacey and Joe Season 2 Episode 5

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00:00Yeah, because you'd go, Joe, there's a bit of poo on the floor, I'll cover the wet ones.

00:30Things have been really sad recently with Teddy, it's been really difficult.

00:52He's obviously still paralysed in his back legs, the whole spine, all of the discs are quite weak

00:58and then one just burst, and that's what's causing the paralysis.

01:03But he's been at the vets for a week now and he's out of the critical pathway,

01:09so the vet has said he's well enough to come home.

01:13OK, right, so what we take him...

01:15I'm just going to take the carpet.

01:19Is there a peanut? He'll be home soon.

01:23Peanut really misses Teddy.

01:25Peanut is such a pack dog and we know he struggles when he's on his own.

01:31The fact that he hasn't seen him for a few days, we can definitely tell he's a little bit sad, isn't he?

01:35Yeah, so sad.

01:37Oh, Peanut, this is so exciting.

01:41I'm going to get your bro back.

01:42I'm going to get your brother back.

01:44It's going to be a huge life-changing experience for you bringing Teddy home.

01:49I'm going to get one of us.

02:09Look at that.

02:10Teddy!

02:12There he is.

02:14Hello.

02:15We've missed you so much.

02:22Hi, Steph.

02:23Sorry, I didn't want to take care of you.

02:25So where we're at at the moment is that unfortunately he still hasn't regained the feeling in his toes.

02:31OK?

02:31So we're not out of the woods yet with regards to the irreversible spinal cord injury that we discussed.

02:37So it'll be important to be monitoring him at home for any problems with his front legs at all

02:41and then just let us know.

02:43OK, so the main things for you to be managing at home will be his bladder.

02:48So at the moment we've been expressing his bladder, so emptying it ourselves,

02:52and that's something we can show you how to do, and physiotherapy.

02:56OK.

02:57If we're at the four-week point and he's still not regained the feeling in his toes,

03:01really it'll be a case of either discussing how do we manage a long-term paralysed dog, you know,

03:06or I think if things are not manageable, we're not sure he's going to lead a good quality of life.

03:13And unfortunately we may end up having a discussion about how far we carry on for.

03:18OK.

03:27Hello.

03:28It's 10 minutes.

03:29Just left the vet now.

03:31The vet's...

03:32Yeah, he's really happy in himself.

03:35He's on a lot of medications, so I've just got to remember giving him his medication.

03:38He has to be on cage rest for at least the next four weeks.

03:43And then I have to express his bladder four times a day.

03:49But it's harder than I thought it was going to be.

03:53What time will you be home?

03:55I'll be home in an hour.

03:57What time will you be home?

03:59I think pretty much the same as you.

04:01What time will you be home?

04:31We have to experience sort of down times and sad times and happy times.

04:35And if we don't let them experience that, when they get older, they won't know how to handle it.

04:39So it's that fine line of, you know, letting them manage their emotions a little bit by themselves so they can work it out.

04:45Come and sit on the chair.

04:46Sit on the chair.

04:47Sit on the chair.

04:49Hello.

04:50Hey.

04:51Hey, Ted live.

04:53I'll let him say hello.

04:55Softly, softly, softly, okay?

04:58Oh, he's still dragging his leg.

05:00Yeah, he's still got really slurred legs.

05:03He did.

05:04He did.

05:05He's so happy, though.

05:06Yeah, he's so happy to be home.

05:09Mummy, should I fill up his phone?

05:12Oh, good boy.

05:13Get him some water.

05:15There you go.

05:16Yeah.

05:17I'll take this off.

05:18Mum, he doesn't need our medicine.

05:22He just needs dog medicine.

05:24That's right.

05:25Yeah, got all his dog medicine.

05:27The little ones were asking loads of questions, but ultimately, I don't think they really cared that he was in a cage and he was disabled.

05:34They were just happy that he was home.

05:37It's nice to have him home, isn't it?

05:39Yeah.

05:40Come on.

05:43All right, I'm going to let Peanut come and say hello, okay, darling?

05:48Peanut, come on, darling.

05:49I know, I know, we know, we know.

05:54Mum, look, he's been all right, too.

05:57I know, I know.

06:00But let him give him a second.

06:02Yeah, give him a second.

06:03He keeps me, Stella.

06:04No, look, because we don't want Teddy to get too excited because he has to stay calm.

06:09Look at Peanut's tail, very happy, Dougie.

06:13We went into the kitchen and caught Rex in the crate with Teddy.

06:15Sat in there.

06:16Just wants to be with him.

06:17And, you know, we've said it before, Rex is really in tune with his emotions and with, like, animals and feelings.

06:23And he felt it, so, yeah, it was nice.

06:26He just wants to fix it, and he can't fix it, and he doesn't know why.

06:30You've got to finish packing, babe.

06:32Yeah, I know.

06:33Yeah, I don't know what to drink.

06:35The timing is terrible, but I've got to go away from work for a little while.

06:40I just wish it wasn't now.

06:42For the next five days, I've got to go abroad and do some filming,

06:45which is really the worst timing because I couldn't think of anything worse.

06:49I'd want to be at home at the minute with Teddy, with Stacey and the kids.

06:52But, you know, I've committed to it, and it's work, and it's important,

06:56and I don't want to let anyone down, so I'm just going to have to bite the bullet.

06:59This is definitely not mine.

07:01They are definitely not going in my suitcase.

07:03Thanks.

07:04They are Stacey's.

07:08Oh, you're not going to go, all right?

07:10Good luck.

07:10I'm happy.

07:11OK.

07:12Oh, I'm sorry I have to go, but you know it's like, didn't you?

07:15I don't know.

07:17Oh, it's just...

07:18I'll be home before you know it, all right, mate?

07:21You're good.

07:23You're going to be chucked in at the deep end.

07:25No-one ever expects that you're going to have to empty your dog's bladder

07:31three times a day, you know?

07:34See you later, Ted.

07:48Good morning.

07:50Good morning.

07:51I've got to try and, like, smoosh it right in there, so he definitely eats it.

08:02So, just everyday life at Pickle Cottage, it's hard work.

08:06Like, it's busy.

08:07Wait, Ted, I know you're excited.

08:09Hold on.

08:10Wait.

08:10I've got to get my shoes and everything on.

08:13Everyday, chickens and ducks.

08:16Morning.

08:18Feed them.

08:18I change their water.

08:19Every couple of days, I clear out their run.

08:23Then it's watering the plants.

08:27Then you've got to remember that you've got kids as well.

08:30You're like, oh, yeah, I've got to do the kids, do the lunches, do the school runs.

08:34OK, you ready?

08:36Three, two, one.

08:38And I think I'm feeling like I...

08:40I just am feeling really overwhelmed.

08:42I'm going to need some help while Jo's awake.

08:45So, Dave here.

08:47Dave to the rescue.

08:49Morning, Dad.

08:51Oh, my God.

08:52What are you?

08:52Where are you?

08:53I mean, don't get me wrong.

09:04Sometimes he gets very over-familiar and it's quite overwhelming.

09:08However, I couldn't live without him.

09:10Please stay, please. Okay, I'll stay.

09:12I promise you, the new room's got such a beautiful shower.

09:15It has.

09:16It's got a beautiful room, a beautiful shower,

09:18for me when I don't moan.

09:20Forget that, the choice of music.

09:22I know.

09:23Why is it in the shower?

09:24Also, go out my sponge.

09:27Okay, give it a talk.

09:30All right, you know, go cover yourself up.

09:32Go on.

09:33Catch my death here, it's really cold.

09:35Says Dave with his arm out.

09:36Stacey is trying to juggle the kids

09:42and juggle the responsibility of the animals.

09:47Sounded good.

09:49This is ready, what's the time?

09:51Come on, let's go, let's go.

09:52I think sometimes she finds it a bit too much.

09:56Love you.

09:58I think she's doing really, really well.

10:01When you look at the kids, they're all happy,

10:03they're all healthy.

10:04One step.

10:05Two steps.

10:06Two steps.

10:09And tickly under there.

10:13Some cause you trouble, some don't.

10:15And I think that's the best part of having kids, isn't it?

10:18Because if they're all perfect, how boring would that be?

10:24Not only have I began a whole new lease of life with Teddy

10:29getting up in the night,

10:30I can hear the boys on their games

10:32and it's driving me absolutely nuts.

10:34I am sick to death of being the internet police

10:39and every single night having to go in

10:42and switch off the Playstations

10:44only to find ten minutes later they'll turn it back on again.

10:46And that is about to end.

10:48Well, I thought it was all right.

10:51What time?

10:53Just before I saw you.

10:5410 o'clock?

10:55About that.

10:56I've had it cut off.

10:58What do you mean?

11:00I've had it cut off after 10pm.

11:02Oh, really?

11:03Yeah.

11:03Oh, is that what it was?

11:04Yeah.

11:04Oh, OK.

11:05I thought I was wondering what was going on.

11:07Zach and Leighton, they've got loads of exams they have to do.

11:10They've got pressures of score, whatever.

11:12They need somewhere to release.

11:13I'm happy for them to play games,

11:14but there's got to be a cut off.

11:17I feel like the last few months

11:19it's been like having another newborn baby

11:21checking on you two if you're on the PlayStation.

11:25I can't keep waking up.

11:27I'm thinking, are they on it?

11:28Are they not on it?

11:30So I just...

11:30On the weekends, I'm on it.

11:31So I don't know what you want from me on that one.

11:33I didn't say I have a problem with the weekends.

11:36I haven't cut it off to Saturday and Sunday.

11:38I cut it off Sunday night to Thursday night.

11:41Well, guess what?

11:42What?

11:42You're going to have to keep it on because I'm not at school.

11:44I'll tell you what,

11:45if you start getting into a pattern

11:46of going to bed at 10 o'clock and going to work...

11:49I struggle sleeping, Mum.

11:51Yeah, you struggle sleeping because you're playing your game.

11:52No, I struggle sleeping because that's just how it is.

11:55No, 100% because you're into bad habits

11:58of staying up and playing the game.

12:00No, I can get in bed at 9 o'clock

12:02and still not go to bed till half 11.

12:04Because you've taught your brain

12:06that you don't need to go to bed at 9 o'clock.

12:09You need to get your body clock working back again.

12:11Well, it's a struggle, Mum.

12:12Yeah, I know.

12:13And I'm going to make that struggle easier

12:15by not giving you any temptation to do anything else.

12:18I'm not a child.

12:18You're 17.

12:19You're not an adult.

12:20I'm not an adult.

12:21Yeah, I'm not an adult.

12:21I'm not a child.

12:22OK, but I am in charge of you still.

12:24And you're still living under my roof.

12:27Me and Leighton are literally about to finish school home college.

12:29What's the point of setting this now?

12:31Because I still think you shouldn't be on it

12:33till stupid o'clock in the morning.

12:35I'm not on it till stupid o'clock in the morning.

12:37Who do you think I am?

12:38I wouldn't be able to wake up

12:39if it was stupid o'clock in the morning.

12:40And you don't wake up and you're always late.

12:42Yeah, I know, but I don't stay on it past half 11,

12:45maybe 12 o'clock at a push.

12:46That's too late.

12:47Oh, it's not.

12:48Yes, it is.

12:48I get at least seven hours.

12:50I come off straight away.

12:51No, no.

12:54Goodbye.

13:02Look, Happy.

13:04You've got him on.

13:05Are you housebound now, so you say, for how long?

13:08Well, they want him on crate rest,

13:10but they don't want him stuck there.

13:12The vet said I could leave him for maximum two to three hours.

13:16Are you the only person that can do this?

13:17At the moment, yeah.

13:20OK, so most of the diary,

13:23I think we're going to be able to move

13:24and bring as much as we can here.

13:26Well, today, if we've got meetings back to back,

13:28we can gauge what it's like and how I can be there.

13:30Today is busy.

13:32No pleasantries today.

13:33No offering tea.

13:34They can make their own tea, OK?

13:36We had a full diary, you know,

13:38that is a logistical nightmare.

13:41Everyone that we had meetings with, the brands,

13:43everyone has a question.

13:45How long is she going to be doing this for the rest of her life?

13:47Is anyone else going to be able to help?

13:49Still wondering if Ted's even going to recover.

13:52It's heartbreaking.

13:53Well, look, let's get through today

13:55and then I think our biggest thing is sort your life out.

13:58Let's follow up on that.

14:00But what about the BAFTAs?

14:01That ain't coming to you.

14:02Are you sure?

14:04Have you asked the Academy?

14:05Do I have to leave my dog?

14:06I just...

14:07All I really care about is that

14:09if I give this...

14:11give Ted my best

14:12and I give him the best care for the next four weeks,

14:14whatever happens was going to happen.

14:16Do you know what I mean?

14:17Like, I don't want to get to the end of four weeks

14:19and feel like I should have done more.

14:21Yeah, or if.

14:22Yeah.

14:22When I spoke to you the other day,

14:24you sounded really tearful,

14:26which is unlike you.

14:27No, I'm not teary girl, am I?

14:29No.

14:30I'm less teary.

14:31Yeah.

14:31I won't cry at our meetings today, I promise.

14:33Yeah, please don't.

14:34I'll hold myself together.

14:35One last question.

14:39OK.

14:40What do you enjoy most about being a dad?

14:43Ah, you know what?

14:45We could be here all day.

14:46There's so many aspects to being a dad that I love.

14:49I know that Stacey's really bumble boy at the minute.

14:52All right then, I'll see you in a little while.

14:53All right, love.

14:54Generally, in Stacey's life,

14:58she knows what's happening,

14:59she knows what to expect.

15:00I don't feel like Stacey quite knows

15:02how to handle this or what to expect.

15:04This situation's slightly out of her hands,

15:06so she can't really control this situation.

15:09You've just got to sort of go with the flow.

15:12So we've got an hour, yeah?

15:13We've got till half eleven.

15:15So, you know, obviously,

15:16you're missing the event tonight,

15:18because Teddy,

15:19they want us to do a little video

15:21to play into the event.

15:23Yeah.

15:23So are you all right if we do that now,

15:24because it is tonight,

15:25they want to get it as early as possible?

15:27Stacey, it's only me.

15:29I'm just having a little break at work,

15:31so I just wanted to sort of catch up with you.

15:33I'll see how you're getting on.

15:34I'd love to be there.

15:35We've been planning this event for months and months,

15:38and I was so excited to do it,

15:39but obviously I have to stay home with my dog, Teddy,

15:42who's a bit poorly at the moment.

15:44I know you've got your handful at the minute.

15:47Stacey will never, ever let you know

15:49how stressed or how nervous she is.

15:52She'll always, like, internalise it

15:54like a nice swan swimming on the water,

15:58but I reckon inside she's kicking like mad,

16:00you know what I mean?

16:01All right, see you tomorrow.

16:03See you later.

16:04But, um, I'm thinking of you.

16:07Give me a bell when you get this message.

16:08Oh, thanks so much for coming, everyone.

16:11Sorry.

16:12This is out of the way, isn't it?

16:13Yeah.

16:13Sorry, it's a nightmare.

16:15This is exciting, isn't it, at one?

16:17I love you, and I hope you're all OK.

16:19Give Teddy a big kiss for me, all right?

16:21I'll speak to you soon.

16:22Do you make it a lot easier when everyone comes here

16:27and you don't have this terribly?

16:27I mean, at the moment, I feel like this is just how it's going to be

16:30for a little while.

16:32Maybe for a long while.

16:34But you've been such a good boy, haven't you?

17:00Like, you're supposed to stick your tongue out when you're cutting onions,

17:02and then it doesn't stop chewing and crying.

17:05But I realise how ridiculous I'm going to look,

17:06but I really just don't want sore eyes.

17:10Don't judge me.

17:15So, Joey's away for work.

17:18Kids are in the garden.

17:20And Zach's gone to the marathon with his dad and Nicky.

17:24And so I would have loved to have been at the marathon.

17:26I know she's been training so hard for it.

17:28When you've got a blended family,

17:29it's so nice to show that you support, like,

17:32the other side of their family.

17:34And Zach always gets so excited when we go out together

17:37or do something with his dad and Nicky.

17:41But obviously I can't leave Teddy here.

17:44So he's gone all the way out to London on his own.

17:47And you know you don't have much time to think about it

17:49because obviously I'm not going to stop him from going.

17:51And I was sitting here thinking,

17:53oh, wow.

17:53I mean, he is 17.

17:54At that point, I was getting two trains to college with my baby,

17:59so I'm sure he'll be fine.

18:01I'm going to watch my step-mum complete the London Marathon.

18:18I've been waiting so long

18:20because she's been training for a good six, seven months.

18:23She really deserves to get through there.

18:26So we're going to meet my dad,

18:27and then we're going to meet her halfway,

18:29and then we're going to meet her at the finish.

18:30How's it been so far, though?

18:51It's been all right.

18:52Yeah.

18:52It's been a long day.

18:53Yeah.

18:54About 5am.

18:55Oh, really?

18:56Yeah, it could be worse, though.

18:58It could be running.

18:59Yeah.

19:00That's true.

19:00Would you have a go?

19:01No.

19:02No, absolutely not.

19:04It's impressive, though, isn't it?

19:05It is an achievement, but I don't think it's a lot.

19:07It's not something I want to achieve.

19:08No.

19:08Right.

19:09That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you.

19:19That's you.

19:19That's you, that's you.

19:21That's you.

19:26Even if I get on Zach's nerves,

19:28at least there's other people around that he can rely on.

19:31Zach loves Nicky,

19:33and I think that Zach is really similar to Dean.

19:36Like, Dean's fallen in love with Nicky,

19:38and I can see Zach also shares that same affection.

19:43Yeah, I did my mocks about a few weeks ago.

19:46I did two papers.

19:48I got 33 on one and then 20 on the other.

19:50I need 60% to pass.

19:52You've just got to revise.

19:53Yeah.

19:54Just got to, just knuckle down now,

19:55put the time in, put the effort in,

19:57and it's done.

19:58You haven't got to go back to it.

19:59It's done.

20:00I've been revising,

20:01but a lot of the questions are different worded,

20:05but not very well.

20:06See, that's the same for me.

20:07I just did an exam just now,

20:09on the course I was on,

20:10and I was petrified,

20:12because I don't,

20:12I don't register it properly.

20:13It doesn't go in.

20:14So then I have to rethink,

20:15or read the question,

20:17answer it,

20:18go back,

20:19read it again,

20:20just because it just doesn't go in.

20:21So you've just got to take a bit of time.

20:23It'll be alright.

20:23When do you do your mechanics exam?

20:26I've got my,

20:27I've got a practical,

20:28on Thursday.

20:30It's really easy.

20:31That's good.

20:31Confident?

20:33Yeah,

20:33because I've done it about a million times.

20:35Good.

20:35Exactly.

20:36Nice.

20:36What you want to do.

20:37Exactly.

20:38Nice.

20:50It's okay.

20:51Hello.

20:52Hi.

20:52Oh, Teddy.

20:53Come in, come in.

20:54I love you.

20:57What were you going to do?

20:58Should we go upstairs,

20:59and get the dress out?

21:02The fact that my Stacey's in,

21:04is up for two BAFTAs,

21:06is amazing.

21:07So she's up against Ant and Dick,

21:09she's up against,

21:09I'm always up against Ant and Dick.

21:10But that is amazing.

21:11And Ant and Dick always win.

21:13That's got to win sometime.

21:15You know,

21:15Stacey,

21:16is going to be rubbing shoulders with Stephen Fry.

21:18I love Stephen Fry.

21:19Stephen Fry,

21:20he's Mr BAFTA,

21:21isn't he?

21:21So, Stacey,

21:23it's been a while since we've seen this dress.

21:26I know.

21:26Three,

21:27two and a half years.

21:28I forgot how see-through it was.

21:30So,

21:30risketto.

21:31This is cool.

21:32Surprise.

21:33I'm coming out to my bridesmaid.

21:35Exactly.

21:36There you are.

21:37I really wanted to wear my wedding dress

21:39for the BAFTAs

21:40because I've only wore it once.

21:42It's the best dress.

21:44It is.

21:44It makes me sad

21:46that I don't get to wear it every day.

21:49Stacey loves the idea of upcycling,

21:52recycling.

21:53It's the one thing in my house,

21:55my most precious possession,

21:57other than my kids,

21:58obviously.

21:59And your husband.

22:00Oh, yeah.

22:01You know what I mean?

22:02And I just thought,

22:03no,

22:03I want to wear it again.

22:05I want to get it out

22:05and I want to do something with it.

22:07I can't believe it's Stacey,

22:08the BAFTAs,

22:09all the things.

22:10It's really amazing.

22:10I mean,

22:11I'm not surprised,

22:12but it's still quite unbelievable.

22:14No, I'm not.

22:15I'm not.

22:16No, you shouldn't be.

22:18Zach had his 17th birthday last month.

22:20So that means we've known each other

22:22for 16.

22:24That's a madness.

22:25It's scary, isn't it?

22:26And you're still exactly the same.

22:28Well,

22:28I wouldn't say that.

22:29You are.

22:30I absolutely love it.

22:32She was my stylist on the X Factor

22:34and I've not left her side

22:36ever since.

22:37I can't believe it.

22:39I have memories of him being

22:40a little baby

22:41and you,

22:42like,

22:42I'm trying to say to the girls,

22:44just sort my dancers out.

22:45I've got to look after Zach.

22:46I just started the baby going,

22:48yeah,

22:48look at that in a minute.

22:49She's rehearsing.

22:50And he loved you so much.

22:51Oh.

22:52He's grown into such a lovely boy.

22:57She's done such a good job with him.

22:58With all of them.

22:59It was a village.

23:00You were part of the village,

23:02right?

23:03It was good.

23:04It was good practice.

23:05She is the only person

23:06in this whole world

23:07that I would trust

23:08to take my wedding dress away

23:10and completely change it.

23:12Do you think we've got enough time?

23:14Yeah.

23:14Well,

23:15we're going to do our best,

23:21yeah.

23:22Yeah,

23:22we will,

23:23we will,

23:23we will.

23:30They just say

23:30Nicky finish on TV.

23:33Come out.

23:34So she must be coming up.

23:35Yeah,

23:35she'll walk through this though.

23:37Got to look out for her.

23:40There she is.

23:43Oh no.

23:44Don't run it.

23:47You'll turn it next time.

23:49Oh,

23:49I'm up.

23:50Really,

23:50well done.

23:53I like how heavy that is.

23:54It's heavy,

23:55isn't it?

23:55It's really heavy.

23:58So proud.

23:59It's not the best weather.

24:00It wasn't the best weather,

24:01yeah,

24:01but at least it's dry.

24:03I was like,

24:04yeah,

24:04Canary Wolf was

24:05the hard,

24:07hardest.

24:08Where was she then?

24:09I thought she was doing

24:10the last 10k with me.

24:12She's with Teddy,

24:13isn't she?

24:14Yeah.

24:14I've got a ringer,

24:15but thanks for you,

24:16what's I got the last 10k?

24:18Don't ask me yet

24:19if I'm going to do another one.

24:20No.

24:21No.

24:21No,

24:21you can't go through that again.

24:23But now I'm hungry.

24:26Yeah.

24:26Can we go and get a burger?

24:28Yeah.

24:28Nando's.

24:29Oh,

24:29Nando's.

24:30Go.

24:30Thank you so much

24:31for coming.

24:32Of course.

24:33Smashed it.

24:34I see your heart is low.

24:40Don't want to let you be on your own

24:43when you feel like this.

24:44Jo being away,

24:46I have found really difficult.

24:48Should we do some physio too?

24:50You know,

24:50we work separately all the time.

24:52Jo goes away,

24:53I stay at home,

24:54I go away,

24:54Jo stays at home.

24:55And I never feel overwhelmed

24:57being at home

24:57because I feel like I'm on top of things

24:59and I can manage things

25:00and I can just get it done.

25:02Whereas I think

25:03because the situation with Teddy

25:06is so raw

25:07and so new and different,

25:09it's probably one of the first times

25:11in a really long time

25:12I've felt vulnerable.

25:15I do feel lonely with it

25:16and I have really missed him

25:18while he's been away.

25:19Shall we go back inside?

25:29Obviously I've tried to manage work

25:35and things around that

25:37so that I can be at home with Teddy

25:38but anything I can do

25:40while still being at home

25:41I'm just going to continue with

25:42otherwise I'll have a pile of things

25:44to try and catch up on.

25:48Sam!

25:49How's he doing?

25:50Oh Teddy.

25:51It's okay Sam.

25:53It's alright.

25:53It's Sam.

25:54That's alright.

25:55How's he doing?

25:56Yeah, he's doing alright.

25:57So, I need you

26:00because I've booked myself

26:02onto a bee course

26:03because I thought

26:03if we're getting bees

26:04I need to know what I'm doing

26:06and I know that you're going

26:07to be my partner in Christ.

26:08Yeah, definitely.

26:09No one else is going to look

26:10after these bees with me.

26:11Yeah, that's what I mean.

26:12I've got some knowledge about bees.

26:13I've done some in-house training

26:15and I don't want to get it wrong either

26:17and I want to take it really seriously

26:18and it's another animal.

26:20Do you know what I mean?

26:22Bees are just all-round superheroes

26:25called the Insect Kingdom

26:26and they do acting

26:27absolutely everything

26:28so they let pollinate,

26:30they encourage growth in the garden,

26:33they make honey,

26:34they're just all-round top tier insects.

26:41Helen, the bee lady I found,

26:43said she can do a fairy bee test at home.

26:46It's going to be like Noah's Ark, mate.

26:48They come two by two,

26:50don't they?

26:50The animals in this house.

26:51No, we're going to need more than two.

26:52So in the hive you have about 60,000 bees.

26:57One queen bee,

26:59she's the mother of all of the other bees in the hive.

27:02So imagine having 60,000 children.

27:05I'm nearly there, Helen.

27:08I'm nearly there.

27:10About, I don't know,

27:1159,500 worker bees.

27:15They're all the women.

27:16Guess what they do?

27:17They do all the work.

27:18And then you have a few hundred drones

27:22who are the boy bees.

27:23What do they do?

27:24Look good.

27:25I don't really do much.

27:27So their main responsibility

27:28is to mate with queen bees

27:30from other hives,

27:31virgin queens.

27:32And that's all they've got to do.

27:33But, but, but, but,

27:35wait for this.

27:36This is good.

27:36So as soon as the weather

27:37starts getting a bit cold,

27:39you can see the worker bees

27:40literally dragging the drones out.

27:43And they push them out of the hive

27:44and they bite their wings

27:46and they just won't let them back in.

27:47It's like,

27:48no, no, your job's done, mate.

27:50That's it until the spring.

27:51We don't need you now.

27:52Exactly.

27:53Maybe we should start doing that

27:54for our husband.

27:55Bite Jo's legs off?

27:56Yeah.

27:57You know what?

27:58Off you go.

27:59I'm ready to hive it now.

28:00I've done all the work.

28:02You can come back in the spring.

28:03You've planted your seeds.

28:05Goodbye.

28:06Shall I show you a hive?

28:07Yes, please.

28:08Come on.

28:10Yeah, this is what we're hoping

28:12the bees will love as well.

28:14Oh, yes.

28:15I can see beans.

28:17They'll be all over those.

28:18Yeah, the raw beans.

28:19I see them on there a lot

28:20at the moment.

28:21But, yeah, so this is the vegetable.

28:23This is Mark.

28:24Sorry, Mark.

28:24We've just skate crashed you.

28:26We're doing,

28:27we've been doing a beekeeping course.

28:29Really?

28:29Yeah.

28:30You ain't got a rainbow, right?

28:31Just down,

28:32I've just been driving

28:32from, you know,

28:34where Gemma used to live, yeah?

28:35Yeah.

28:35There's a massive small swarm of bees,

28:37just literally,

28:38about three doors down from the Nisa.

28:40It's in the front garden.

28:41Well, you've just seen it?

28:42I've just seen it, yeah.

28:42Oh, my goodness.

28:43Let's go.

28:44Come on, let's go.

28:46It was a big swarm.

28:46So that was only a little while ago.

28:48Literally, I just had to pick the materials up,

28:49just see it,

28:50and obviously,

28:51really?

28:51Oh, should we go and get it?

28:52Yeah.

28:53Let's go and see if we can catch it.

28:54Can we actually go and...

28:56Yeah, I've got everything we need.

28:57Oh, you've got everything.

28:58Shall we go?

28:59What, even a hive?

29:00Yeah, I have a...

29:01I'm a beekeeper.

29:02I carry a hive with me at all times.

29:04Because you never know

29:04when you're going to see a swarm,

29:05and this is the time of year

29:06where they swarm.

29:07The law is,

29:08as long as you're not trespassing,

29:10anyone can collect them,

29:11and then they're your bees.

29:12Let's do it.

29:13Yay, let's do it, let's do it.

29:15I feel anxiety.

29:17We're not...

29:18We're just going to take it?

29:19Yeah, let's go,

29:20because otherwise,

29:20they might go,

29:21someone else might get there before us.

29:22You two look like you're so ready to.

29:24Yeah, let's go.

29:24Come on.

29:26Mark, she just loves me, in here.

29:29Yeah, can we?

29:30Why not?

29:31Come on, let's go.

29:31OK.

29:32Oh, my God.

29:33Mark, just spit a fucking bit.

29:34Thanks, Mark.

29:35You're going to give me a film of these.

29:38So, can we just pick...

29:41You don't have to tell anyone, or...

29:43No.

29:44I actually can't believe

29:45we're going to get a swarm.

29:49I feel all over the place, Sam.

29:50I've never felt so...

29:51I know, I know.

29:52Because it's ad hoc,

29:53that's the problem.

29:54It's not often these sort of things happen,

29:56though, is it?

29:57No.

29:58I'm not very spontaneous.

30:00I'm a planner.

30:01Like, I like to know

30:02that I've got everything sorted

30:03before I do something.

30:05So,

30:07going to collect

30:08a random swarm of bees

30:09before I've even got my own hive,

30:11I can honestly say

30:13is peak stress for me.

30:15So, he said it was set back

30:20in their garden.

30:22There's definitely bees.

30:23Look.

30:24I'm all excited

30:25and I'm scared

30:26at the same time.

30:27I know.

30:28Oh, my God.

30:30Oh, my goodness.

30:31It's a really good one.

30:32Look.

30:32Is it?

30:33Oh, yeah.

30:33Okay.

30:34You see?

30:34I was genuinely considering

30:36not doing it

30:37even with the beekeeper

30:39and expert.

30:40I can't believe

30:41all of that happened.

30:42Right.

30:43Beesuit's on.

30:44Cool.

30:44Are we all putting them on?

30:45Yeah, because if you're going

30:46to go close to them,

30:47you've got to...

30:48I'm putting a beekeeper on.

30:50Is it actually happening?

30:52Try that.

30:53This is a long one.

30:54See how you get on with that.

30:55Do you know what I mean?

30:56I'm really biggie.

31:03Check the back of yours.

31:05Marigolds are the best.

31:06Maybe.

31:07I've got plenty of them.

31:08Yeah, true.

31:12This is really good disguise for me.

31:14Yeah, exactly.

31:14No one would like you.

31:15No one would like me.

31:17Let me just go and see

31:17this lady.

31:18Hiya.

31:19Do you live here?

31:20Sorry.

31:21Well, you've got a bee swarm

31:22on your rosebush,

31:23so I would just be

31:24very careful at the moment.

31:25Everything's gone wrong?

31:26No, nothing's gone wrong,

31:28but they've landed

31:28on your rosebush,

31:29so what we're doing

31:30is we're making it safe

31:31because otherwise

31:33we don't know

31:34where they'll land.

31:35They could make a nest

31:36in your house

31:37or in your garden.

31:38I can't imagine

31:39what it must have been like

31:40for the people living

31:43in that house

31:44to see,

31:45to come home

31:45and see just these

31:46fully bee-suited up

31:48with it.

31:48They must have thought,

31:49oh my gosh,

31:50the aliens have taken over.

31:51It's happening.

31:53But you know what?

31:54You're happy though.

31:54You're okay

31:55with us taking the bees.

31:56Lovely.

31:57That's really kind of you.

31:58Let's do it, Helen.

32:03Just pop that down.

32:04Let's just see

32:06because sometimes

32:07this works.

32:08So you want the grottiest,

32:10disgustiest old frame

32:11that you can possibly

32:12lay your hands off

32:13and we'll just see

32:14because sometimes

32:15they'll just walk

32:16onto this.

32:18That would be cool, guys,

32:19if you could just walk

32:20onto it.

32:20Let's see,

32:20they're taking an interest

32:21already.

32:22They're like,

32:23oh, what's this?

32:24Maybe this could be

32:25a new house.

32:25And it can be, guys.

32:27Yeah, come to

32:27Pyrdekore Cottage.

32:28Oh, they are

32:29getting onto it.

32:29Yeah.

32:30Oh, come close.

32:31This is really important.

32:33We've got a virgin queen

32:34in this house.

32:34Oh, can you see it there?

32:35I can hear her.

32:36Just like this.

32:40I can hear her.

32:41I'm looking, looking.

32:42It's unbelievable.

32:44Let's just try and shake them.

32:46Oh, we'll hope for the best.

32:48Are you ready?

32:49Yeah.

32:53Wow.

32:55Stand back.

32:58We're lucky she's in.

33:00They're crawling in there,

33:01aren't they?

33:01Yeah.

33:02So does that mean she's in there?

33:03Hopefully.

33:04Oh, wow.

33:06That is so amazing.

33:09I can't believe this happened.

33:10I know, isn't it cool?

33:11I can't believe this is actually

33:12they're going to come home.

33:14How exciting is this?

33:15Look, I'm going in the house,

33:16though.

33:17Jo will literally be like,

33:18only you.

33:19Yeah.

33:20Let's start a beekeeping

33:21corset and come home

33:23with a whole colony of bees.

33:24That's looking good.

33:27Yeah.

33:29Oh, I'm so sorry.

33:30You want a cup of tea?

33:32You know I'm never going to say no

33:34to a cup of tea.

33:35I'll tell you what,

33:36our car is parked along that.

33:39I would have been

33:40right near the ground.

33:42Yeah.

33:42Oh, I would have screamed

33:43the place down.

33:44It wasn't near the store

33:47where we went to say

33:48it was completely empty.

33:50So I don't know what I'll call

33:51if it happens again.

33:53Well, I'm your girl now,

33:54apparently.

33:55Right.

33:57Where's all your shopping?

33:59Helen,

34:00we're all right

34:00to get back in now,

34:01aren't we?

34:05Thank you so much.

34:06Thank you so much.

34:07Bye.

34:07See you soon.

34:08Bye.

34:09Bye.

34:11Oh, my God.

34:12And now we're going home.

34:14Wow.

34:20What have we got in there, Peanut?

34:21You be careful now.

34:22You don't want to not do that.

34:23Do you know what?

34:25Every time I go around there,

34:26I expect there to be a new animal.

34:28I actually don't know why

34:29Stacey wants so many animals.

34:31It's not like we came from

34:32a horticultural,

34:33farmyard lifestyle.

34:35We came from a two-bedroom house

34:36in Dagenham.

34:37We've not very much room

34:38to swing a cat,

34:39if I'm honest with you.

34:40So maybe it's the appreciation

34:42of having all that space.

34:44And I don't know.

34:45I don't want to...

34:45I'm glad I'm not in her head.

34:47Welcome home, girl.

34:48Yay.

34:49And a few boys.

34:51Yeah.

34:52Nice study spot.

34:53You want to always have plenty

34:55of room around the hive.

34:57Yeah.

34:57So I think that'll be all right,

34:58won't it?

34:59And then this way?

35:00That's it.

35:01Perfect.

35:02So this is where it's going

35:03to be forever now.

35:04Yeah.

35:05Fine.

35:06That's it.

35:06Good.

35:07Okay.

35:07Open them up.

35:08Okay.

35:09Welcome to your new home.

35:11Right.

35:12I better order a hive.

35:13Yeah.

35:16You've got to get

35:17all your gear quickly.

35:19And I need to book in

35:20the second half of the calls

35:21that we've definitely missed now.

35:22This has been so amazing.

35:26Honestly, Ellen,

35:26thank you so much.

35:27I've got to run and do

35:28Teddy's medication.

35:29But yeah,

35:30I loved every second of that.

35:41J.O.E. is back.

35:43Oh, where is this coming out?

35:44Here!

35:45All right, mate.

35:46Cheers, Rich.

35:48Everyone to the same time.

35:48Catch you later.

35:49It goes well, yeah?

35:51There he is.

35:52WHOOP WHOOP

35:53WHOOP

35:55WHOOP

35:56WHOOP

35:57WHOOP

35:58WHOOP

35:58Hello, Tim.

36:05Wait, I'll show you.

36:07I'll show you.

36:08It's been really tough

36:09knowing that Stacey's been

36:10at home struggling

36:11with the dog

36:12for five days

36:12while I've been working.

36:14So I think I might have

36:15over-conversated slightly

36:16with the present.

36:17Hello, Mum, you all right?

36:19I'll give it to you, Nat, look!

36:21Wow. Here you go, Nat.

36:23Yeah, there's one of these for you.

36:25This is for when you're training.

36:27This is Natalie's training cup.

36:33It sucks as well.

36:35Daddy? Yeah?

36:37I really love these ones you've got me.

36:39Good. So, you know,

36:41starting my quarter-off, and,

36:43you know, Martha does the drains.

36:45He's like, I've just seen a swarm

36:47of bees down by

36:49the Nyssa by Gemma. Yeah.

36:51And then Sam's like, we should

36:53go and pick it up. Like, before I know it,

36:55I'm in the car driving

36:57down to the Nyssa and caught

36:59a swarm. Oh, my God. And then she was like,

37:01I don't leave it with you. So we've got

37:03the back of the car to play for the car.

37:05You know?

37:07Yeah. Apart from Teddy,

37:09how have you been on your motherboard with kids, all right?

37:11Oh, yeah, the kids are no, Martha.

37:13It's been difficult

37:15with Teddy because

37:17she's been non-stop.

37:19And then, obviously,

37:21it's a worry, innit, with him.

37:23Because I've just

37:25got a thousand alarms on my phone

37:27for all the different medications.

37:29Taking him for walks, doing his physio,

37:31weeing.

37:33And then trying to work in between.

37:35I'm Bubba, honestly.

37:37I just feel like, I've got to sort your life out.

37:39So, I have to go away.

37:41So...

37:43All right. I'll have another go

37:45tomorrow and try and take someone

37:47far enough of you.

37:49Yeah!

38:03Excuse me!

38:05Excuse me!

38:07I'm not going to get very far with you guys.

38:09I've got to go away for work,

38:11and a part of me is, like, relieved.

38:13And that sounds horrible,

38:15but it's been so stressful.

38:17At least I've got, like,

38:19a bit of a break from that.

38:21At least I've got, like,

38:23a bit of a break from that.

38:25But at the same time,

38:27I'm panicking,

38:29because I'm going away,

38:31and now this is Joe's first introduction

38:33to everything that's been going on.

38:35So, Joe,

38:37I'm panicking,

38:39because I'm going away,

38:41and now this is Joe's first introduction

38:43to everything that's been going on.

38:45I'm going to check my list.

38:49I'm sure she's added stuff to this list.

38:53There was only blue pen, and now there's purple pen.

38:56What does it say?

38:57Start washing dishwasher.

39:01Food prep.

39:03Honestly, have you ever seen this list?

39:06Look, this list starts at 5am in the morning.

39:09Right?

39:10It goes from 5am all the way to 6, 6.30, 7 o'clock.

39:15And turnover.

39:17We're not going on a school run yet.

39:20It's still only 8 o'clock in the morning.

39:229 o'clock, get the kids to school.

39:241 o'clock, Teddy.

39:254 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 9 o'clock.

39:27I mean, that is quite a full list, isn't it?

39:32And listen, let's not be mistaken.

39:34When Stacey comes home, we'll sit down and we'll go through this list.

39:39And she'll make sure that I've done all of it.

39:41And if I haven't, I'll be at it again.

39:44Right.

39:45Do you leave lists for Stacey when you go home?

39:47I couldn't think.

39:49You know what?

39:49We should do it as a little social experiment.

39:51I'd love to see the reaction of if I was going to work and I left Stacey a list of things to do.

39:57Because sometimes she says to me, when you've done it, can you just put like a little heart at the end of the...

40:02And I'm like, oh, do you want me to decorate the list as I go along and all?

40:06So, yeah, I feel like we should do that social experiment, how Stacey copes with Joe's lists.

40:11OK, Ted, let's sort you out of wet.

40:16Day-to-day things, I'm rubbish at.

40:20But really unique, obscure things I find I'm really good at.

40:23And one of these things is emptying a donkey's bladder.

40:27Who would have thought it?

40:28It requires a certain amount of arm strength.

40:30And Joe has good arms.

40:32All right, Ted, give me a minute.

40:35Let me tidy up, get myself changed and then we'll go for a walk.

40:39So we're two weeks in.

40:41Teddy still can't feel anything in his back legs, which is not a good sign, obviously.

40:46Fundamentally, the vet said he's really in high spirits.

40:49He's quite a happy dog still.

40:50So if he was an older dog, then, you know, maybe we would have thought about putting him down, you know.

40:56It might have been the kindest thing to do, but he's only two years old.

41:01You know what I mean?

41:01And it'll be heartbreaking to have to let him go, so you can try and think positively.

41:07Sorry, darling.

41:09So he could die.

41:10Who, Teddy?

41:11No.

41:13If his legs don't get better, we can put some wheels on, can't we?

41:18Put some wheels on there.

41:19Teddy wheels.

41:20Teddy wheels.

41:22Yeah.

41:22Teddy wheels.

41:23It'll be so fast, Rex.

41:27Rex.

41:29Emotionally.

41:30And he's quite emotional, quite spiritual when it comes to things like that.

41:35He's not too young to learn about death and stuff, because it happens, but if we can protect

41:41him from it a little bit, you know, then we'll do that.

41:45You all right in there?

41:46Yeah.

41:46All right.

41:47I love you.

41:49I love you.

41:52Right.

41:53I'm going to meet Nick down the lake and see what's happening.

41:55Right.

41:56I'll see you, little one.

41:56Have a good one.

41:57Thanks for having the kids.

41:58Hello, Joe.

42:06How are you?

42:07All right.

42:08Is it just you?

42:10Just me.

42:12Farmer Scott is like, Scott is like our father figure.

42:15Shall I just hop him?

42:16No, no, no, no, no.

42:18Pep talk before we start.

42:20Don't trip over them.

42:21In terms of the fishing knowledge and stuff like that, that stands to me, Nick and Greg.

42:25We sort of know our thing.

42:27We know our stuff when it comes to fishing.

42:29We need to do some seeding.

42:31And he's the one that me, Greg, and Nick go to when we're in trouble.

42:35That shakes it.

42:35That puts all the seed down, spreads it out, and in that, the roller behind will flatten

42:40it out.

42:41And how long?

42:42We just need some rain.

42:43How long will it take?

42:44The grass will take six weeks to get established.

42:47Right.

42:47But we desperately need a rain.

42:49You can see how dry this ground is.

42:50I mean, our deadline was end of April, and there's just a little tiny puddle, so I can't

42:57just sit around waiting for the water.

42:57Welcome to farming.

42:59You never know what the weather's going to do to you.

43:02Whose idea was this?

43:04Yours.

43:05Well, there's nothing we can do with the water, you know?

43:07But the rest of the site can be developed.

43:09We can do that.

43:11We can get everything else ready to be open.

43:13And then when it's filled, it's filled, isn't it?

43:15It will get there.

43:16It will happen.

43:17It's just a case if you can't put a date on when.

43:19We're not the most patient people, Scott.

43:22Or the most popular you are.

43:23Coming in, boys.

43:24Right, come on.

43:24Right, here we go.

43:28I feel so manly right there.

43:30Are you sure you know how to do this?

43:32Come on, mate.

43:32Let's go.

43:35Oh, my.

43:36This is all right.

43:37Steady, steady.

43:38Otherwise, the seat won't go in front of me.

43:40You can see the seat coming out of that.

43:42The seat's blowing out.

43:44Oh, is this a good speed here, then?

43:46A bit faster than that.

43:48That's about right, mate.

43:50Suising him.

43:50Come on.

43:51Catch him, quick.

43:52I can't catch him.

43:56I think this way.

43:57That way on that side.

43:59I don't want to bring that point on top of me.

44:01Scott, I'm not that fast, then.

44:04Oh, mate, he's gone down there.

44:06We are not equipped to go down there.

44:09That's what we're doing, eh?

44:15So far, so good.

44:16What are you looking at?

44:17Like he actually knows what he's doing.

44:19You're absolutely spot on there.

44:21Perfect.

44:22We've decided, instead of just stressing about the water,

44:25we're just going to have to wait over the winter

44:26and hopefully, by next summer, it might be open.

44:30That's the plan.

44:34Yeah.

44:35Well done.

44:38Scott, honestly, if you're ever short, mate,

44:41and you need someone to sit in the seat next to you,

44:43just let me know.

44:45I finally enjoyed that.

44:46Good.

44:52I wonder, they say,

44:55when kids are asleep,

44:57if you lift their arm up and it stays in the air,

45:01it shows her asleep.

45:02But if they drop their arm,

45:04it means you're pretending.

45:07Let's see if he's pretending.

45:09Let's keep his arm up with it.

45:11Remember, if he stays up, he's asleep.

45:20That's better.

45:20It's garden time, guys.

45:37Garden time, guys.

45:49They're not for you, Pena.

45:51At some point in your life,

45:52you are going to have to get over this.

45:54They live here now.

45:56Go.

45:57Be free.

45:57They're all of them.

46:07Stacy's got the BAFTAs.

46:09This is very exciting.

46:11So, I don't want to let her down.

46:12I want to look my best.

46:14I have huge hopes.

46:17We want to look good if we're going to be Ant and Dick,

46:19don't we?

46:19Are you ready, Faye?

46:22Oh, right there, my head.

46:27Beautiful.

46:28Just a few adjustments.

46:29Beautiful.

46:31I love it so much.

46:32Rose?

46:34Do you want to see my dress?

46:41What do you think?

46:44You have your trousers and bum out.

46:47I do.

46:50This is well observed.

46:52These are my shorts to go under my skirt.

46:55You look very smart and dapper.

46:58Are you flirting with me?

46:59Did you remember to bring your cue with?

47:01It's home.

47:02Are you going to show?

47:05Whoa.

47:06Oh, my goodness.

47:10Oh, wow.

47:10Stacy Sullivan.

47:11Oh, my God.

47:13You look sensational.

47:15Don't you?

47:16You look gorgeous.

47:17Nothing to do with me.

47:18That's your wedding dress, isn't it?

47:21Yeah, thanks.

47:21I know.

47:22I love it.

47:23I think it looks amazing.

47:24You look brilliant.

47:25I feel like you're getting married at famous times.

47:27I'm the bridesmaid.

47:29In black.

47:31Stacy being nominated for two BAFTAs,

47:33I can't comprehend it.

47:35It's like, really?

47:37I mean, it's baffling, isn't it,

47:39to think one minute you're at college,

47:43the next minute you're up for two BAFTAs.

47:45That just doesn't make sense.

47:46Okay.

47:47Have an amazing night.

47:48You look amazing.

47:49Oh, God, I love you.

47:49Thank you so much.

47:51Come on, let's go.

47:53Well, you're my future BAFTA award winner.

47:57Lazy, Matt.

47:58Excuse me.

47:59Oh, nice.

48:00Oh, you.

48:01I'm sorry.

48:05Mwah!

48:05When do you want to see it?

48:08I should go anywhere.

48:12Richard, did you bring champagne?

48:14Oh, what a guy.

48:18This is so exciting.

48:20How are you feeling?

48:22Yeah.

48:23I don't know what,

48:23I've been to these things so many times and lost,

48:25I've got no expectations.

48:26It's about to feel slightly different now.

48:28Oh, no, I've lost that one also quite a few times.

48:31Maybe it's a personal thing.

48:33I don't feel like I belong.

48:35At the BAFTAs.

48:37For me,

48:38the NTAs is like

48:40Peggy Mitchell

48:42and the BAFTAs is like

48:45Joanna Lumley.

48:47That's how I see it.

48:49And who do you feel more like?

48:50Oh, I'm Peggy.

48:51I'm a Peggy Mitchell.

48:53I think it's your time.

48:55So do I am.

48:55You say this every time.

48:57Then I've got to be right,

48:58it's through to all bloody later.

48:59Yeah, you're not doing your favor.

49:01Really good at losing, though,

49:02so I won't obviously show how upset I am.

49:04You're a gracious loser.

49:05A really gracious loser.

49:07Yeah.

49:07Okay, let's practice.

49:08Come on, Peggy.

49:08That's it.

49:09Right, so the winner is

49:10Anton Deck.

49:13Every year.

49:17Okay.

49:17Boring.

49:18Who thought it was a good idea

49:27to make this bee hive out of 50,000 pieces?

49:32Where do we start?

49:33I'm going to build Stacey a bee hive

49:35so when she comes back

49:37she'll be able to start sorting her bees out.

49:39What, you're going to, like,

49:41how do you need a bee hive in there, though?

49:43That's for Stacey to sort out.

49:45Yeah, okay.

49:47If I win, I'm going to Grandma.

49:49Oh, yeah, definitely.

49:49I'm going to go and show her.

49:51I think she'd like,

49:52because she couldn't make it for our wedding

49:54because she was really ill.

49:55Yeah.

49:55My grandma was really unwell

49:57when me and Jo got married

49:59so she missed our wedding.

50:01I was absolutely devastated.

50:03So she's never actually seen me

50:04in real life in my wedding dress.

50:07For me, the most important part of the night

50:10will be Grandma, win or lose.

50:11Yeah.

50:13We're over here.

50:14You've got Prime's position.

50:17Oh, right.

50:18And we are very grateful to you all

50:20for coming and supporting her.

50:23Thank you very much.

50:24She's very fond of her grandmother.

50:27I know I shouldn't say that.

50:32But she is.

50:37You're going to see Mummy on telly in a minute, aren't you?

50:41You've got a few minutes

50:41and then you're going to see her.

50:43I'm not afraid.

50:46Darcy, do you want to come and watch Stacey?

50:50Come on in.

50:54I always get nervous about the BAFTAs.

51:05And I know it sounds ridiculous,

51:07but even just being near other people

51:09on prestigious shows,

51:10I bet they think they've all got

51:11bring them roof back in.

51:13You just feel this massive amount of pressure

51:16to do well or to do the right thing

51:19so that the whole show gets recognised.

51:22Do you know what I mean?

51:22Like, I find it a massive pressure.

51:26Welcome to the BAFTA Television Awards 2025.

51:29Shall we come and sit down and see Mummy?

51:31Yes.

51:31I'm here.

51:32Boys.

51:34Oh, look, there's Mummy.

51:35This is Mummy.

51:37She has the big boobies out.

51:40Rex.

51:42Our next award is for Factual Entertainment.

51:45Woo!

51:45Here's the nomination.

51:49Oh, snobby over there.

51:50Don't think it's been thought through properly.

51:52No.

51:53Oh, Gwyn, she looks stunning.

51:54She's got a beautiful dress on.

51:56She's got a little witted dress.

51:58And the BAFTA goes to...

52:01Here we go.

52:01We've got to see who wins it.

52:03Robin and Ryland's Grand Four.

52:09It's the entering that takes part.

52:11I mean, actually being put in for it.

52:14That's pretty cool.

52:15Fingers crossed for the next one.

52:17Next, present the BAFTA for entertainment performance.

52:20Incredible.

52:22Come on, Stacey.

52:27And the BAFTA goes to...

52:35Joe Lycett.

52:36Late Night Lycett.

52:40Aww.

52:43Aww.

52:44Poor Stacey.

52:48Bye.

52:51I'm going to talk about it.

52:52I'm going to talk about it in the car.

52:54Thank you, darling.

52:55When they said Joe Lycett, he went,

52:58Oh, you're joking!

53:00Joe Lycett!

53:02I was like,

53:03Stacey's going to see all this on the ceiling.

53:07Stacey's phoning.

53:08Hold on.

53:09Hello?

53:10Hello?

53:10One second.

53:12I lost them both, Dad.

53:14Oh, my God.

53:15I know, Dave.

53:16That's fine.

53:17It's devastating when we didn't win.

53:19And I know you're not supposed to say that.

53:21And people are like,

53:21Oh, lose gracefully.

53:23And I think,

53:23Well, why?

53:24I was saved.

53:25I think you should just take me next time.

53:26I don't think Joe's very lucky.

53:29Yeah, you're my lucky time, Zach.

53:31I think it's Joe.

53:32I think it's Joe that makes me lose every time.

53:34I'll see you soon, baby.

53:35I love you.

53:36All right.

53:36Love you.

53:39I'm going to see...

53:40Can we go and see Grandma?

53:41Yeah, let's go.

53:41Oh, please.

53:43We could make a vaster on the way home.

53:44We could.

53:45She's got bad eyes.

53:46She won't even know the difference.

53:47She does.

53:47She'll be like,

53:48Well done.

53:49If we take my shoe in like this,

53:50Grandma,

53:52I won the vaster.

53:53Turn it off.

53:54Turn it off.

54:00Come on, then.

54:04Okay.

54:05What did you think when I lost?

54:22Well, I'm sorry,

54:23but we knew it was happening one time.

54:25We did, didn't we?

54:26I mean, it's the vaster, Grandma.

54:31This is my wedding dress, Grandma.

54:33Yes, sir.

54:34So I wanted you to see my wedding dress.

54:36It's all sparkly.

54:38Yeah, you've got to do that now.

54:41We're matching, yeah.

54:43You look so pretty, Grandma.

54:46I'm so grateful you all stayed up and watched, honestly.

54:50It's so nice.

54:50I love you all.

54:53I wouldn't rather have watched it with you, love.

54:57On Sunday, you want to come for a robe?

55:00All right.

55:01Yeah.

55:01I've got a leg of lamb in the free time.

55:02You can get a leg of lamb.

55:04Love you, Grandma.

55:08That's where we should have gone, right?

55:10We should have gone there.

55:10I've got to sod the bathers.

55:20Thank you, Rich.

55:21I feel too much, Rich.

55:24Something like it.

55:25I know you didn't get the award,

55:27but you got a beehive instead.

55:30Beehive yourself, baby.

55:31Well done, well done.

55:33Listen, you was nominated,

55:34and that's the most important thing, isn't it?

55:35I was robbed, I tell you.

55:37Well, I mean, Joe's last set is funny, though, isn't it?

55:39Yeah.

55:40He's so happy to see you, isn't he?

55:42Oh, look.

55:43He weaved and peanut come out with her,

55:45and he just looks so happy anyway.

55:46Doesn't he?

55:47Yeah, he looks so happy.

55:49I'm not your BAFTA-winning mum, but, you know.

55:52The kids are all asleep.

55:54I've only just gotten to bed about half an hour ago.

55:55Oh, really?

55:56I haven't.

55:57Right, I love you.

55:58I'll see you tomorrow.

55:59No, no, I'll see you tomorrow.

55:59All right, thank you so much.

56:01See you later, Joe.

56:01Hey, thank you for tonight, mate.

56:03See you later.

56:03You're welcome.

56:03See you later.

56:04Mark my words.

56:05You've got the BAFTAs,

56:07and then what ups the BAFTAs?

56:08The Oscars.

56:09Now, this time next year,

56:11we'll be up for the Oscar.

56:13All right.

56:13Oscar for what?

56:15Just for being Stacey Sullivan.

56:16I don't think they have a presenter Oscar.

56:18I think it's for film.

56:23All right.

56:24Love you, Bob.

56:30Hold on.

56:32I don't think we thought this through,

56:34but you have to put your life on the line for your job.

56:37Clearly responding.

56:38Is he responding?

56:39Yeah.

56:39You forgot you could do those back legs, didn't you?

56:42What a lovely day for a party.

56:45The cocktail bar is open!

56:47I think he should be a soprano.

56:54I'm more comfortable with being a tenor.

56:56The tenors might be comfortable with you.

56:58I'm more comfortable with you.

57:15THE END

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