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Mona the Vampire Series 1 Attack of the Living Scarecrow/The Robot Babysitter
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00:00Here's a nice normal girl in an ordinary world
00:11Show us your things
00:12Yay, Mona!
00:14Life goes on like it's weird
00:16Soon it's everything you fear
00:18Show us your things
00:20Yay, Mona!
00:22Grab your cast, grab your cape
00:24Boogeyman, there's no escape
00:28Give a heebie-jeebie grin
00:31Find those Nazis, tell you in
00:34Tell you in
00:34Check the mail, there's a ghoul
00:38And a mommy's loose as ghoul
00:39Show us your things
00:41Yay, Mona!
00:43Show us your things
00:45Yay, Mona!
00:47Show us your things
00:49Yay, Mona!
00:50Here's a nice normal girl in an extraordinary world
00:54Mona the Vampire
00:57This was me and my family before we won the lottery
01:07And this is me and my family after we won the lottery
01:11And this is all the neat stuff my parents bought me with our new lottery money
01:17Stuff like these remote control shoes that lays up all by themselves
01:22This coat is made of a special space-age material
01:28It's waterproof, fireproof, and freeze-proof
01:31And if I'm ever out riding my bike at night
01:33And if I'm ever lost at sea
01:38Thank you, Angela
01:42But, Miss Gatto, I haven't shown everyone my designer rock collection yet
01:46Maybe another day, dear
01:48Now, next presentation
01:50Mona
01:52Mona, it's time for your presentation
01:55And please remove those rubber spiders from your ears
01:58My presentation has to do with the dark
02:01Almost impossible to believe mystery right here in our town
02:05The horrifying creature that is
02:08The living scarecrow
02:10Every night it leaves the graveyard in search of its favorite snack
02:13Human brains
02:15Its victims become zombies, the living undead
02:18Just like Mr. Arley, the church gardener
02:21All alone in the church garden one night
02:24He didn't have a chance
02:26With the power inside his hat, the living scarecrow neutralized him
02:30And ate his brain, turning him into a zombie
02:33Poor Mr. Arley disappeared, never to be seen again
02:37All right, Mona, that's enough
02:40As we all know, poor Mr. Arley did not disappear
02:44He moved back to Connecticut with his sister
02:47That's just what the living scarecrow wants us to think
02:49There's only one way to defeat the living scarecrow
02:52The source of its power is in its hat
02:54But no living scarecrow is a match for Mona the vampire
02:58Mona?
03:02Next presenter
03:03Charlie Bones
03:05My presentation is a tribute to one of my favorite elements in the periodic table
03:11Welcome to the wonderful world of carbon
03:14There is no living scarecrow and you're no vampire
03:18If to and so
03:20Is not, are not
03:21No one believes you
03:23I believe her?
03:25I'll stand up for you, Mona
03:26Hey!
03:30Knees!
03:31You scuffed my ball
03:32Sorry, George
03:34If you're a real vampire and only a real vampire can stop the living scarecrow
03:40Then I dare you to stop him tonight
03:43And bring his hat to school tomorrow
03:46I'll do it
03:48You'll get that hat
03:49How would you like to help me play a practical joke?
03:59Dad, where are my glow-in-the-dark fangs?
04:02Right where you left them, on the kitchen sink
04:04I'm going to meet Charlie and Lily
04:06We're going to stop the living scarecrow from eating everybody's brains
04:09Alright, sweetheart
04:11But make sure you're home before Mom gets back from karate class
04:13I'll explain it one more time
04:16When the living scarecrow eats someone's brain
04:19That person becomes a zombie
04:20Without a brain, zombies have a poor sense of direction
04:24They get lost, and so they disappear
04:26Just like Mr. Arley
04:28There he is
04:31The living scarecrow
04:33For a living scarecrow, he's not too lively
04:36Good, he's still sleeping
04:38We have to move fast
04:39Okay, but what should we do?
04:43Watch me
04:44I'm gonna need a boost
04:49What a bunch of chickens
05:16Moana the vampire
05:18Wait till everyone at school hears about this
05:21They'll be
05:22The living scarecrow
05:26Just wondering whether you know of any part-time jobs in town
05:32Hello?
05:33Hello?
05:33And zombies look like this
05:44This is gonna be harder than I thought
05:50The living scarecrow could be my greatest foe yet
05:53Reverend Gregory wants everyone in the stamp club to know that he's holding a meeting tonight at the church
06:08The church is right next to the graveyard
06:10What if we run into the living scarecrow?
06:15Moana, you know the rules
06:17No vampires in the classroom
06:20But Miss Gatto, how else am I supposed to save the town from the living scarecrow?
06:24Moana, I've had enough of
06:27The living scarecrow!
06:32Settle down!
06:34Please!
06:36Class!
06:37All right, living scarecrow
06:39I'm not done with you yet
06:40I'm not done with you yet
06:41I'm not done with you yet
06:42I'm not done with you yet
06:46Uh...
06:47Good morning, Principal Shobbly
06:50Now if I started allowing vampires in the classroom, what would be next?
06:55Werewolves?
06:56Ghoulie ghouls?
06:57I could get rid of them for you
06:59Moana, don't you have something to say to Principal Shobbly?
07:03I'm sorry I mistook you for the living scarecrow and whacked you at the door
07:07It won't happen again
07:09Yes, well, see that it doesn't
07:16Moana, where's the salt?
07:17On the counter by the sink
07:19Do we have any garlic?
07:21In the fridge with the Spanish onions, why?
07:28Let's see
07:29Garlic for the living scarecrow
07:31And salt for the zombies
07:34I'm going to bring the Spanish onion just in case
07:36There's no telling what we'll run into out there
07:41This town is swimming with zombies
07:53Eat salt, zombies!
08:01After him, Fang!
08:04After him, Fang!
08:10These are the only shoes like this in the whole country
08:13Watch!
08:14Aren't they fabulous?
08:15Very nice, Angela
08:17Now, getting back to the real reason we're here tonight
08:20Stamps
08:22Watch them undo themselves now
08:24The living scarecrow's outside!
08:26The living scarecrow's outside!
08:30I don't want to be a zombie!
08:31George is a zombie!
08:33Run!
08:34Zatman, you go left!
08:35Princess Giant, you go right!
08:36I'll go up the middle!
08:37Angela, George, you stay here!
08:38You!
08:39You'll be the bait!
08:40We don't want to be the bait!
08:41We don't want to be the bait!
08:42In there!
08:43I can't mingle with garbage!
08:44I'm rich!
08:45The living scarecrow!
08:46Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:50Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:58Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:03Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:05Ah!
09:06Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:09Ah!
09:14Children!
09:15I'm going to start the Stamp Club meeting without you!
09:18I've got a new holographic triangle stamp from Paraguay!
09:23Prepare to spring the trap, fellow monster crushers!
09:26I'll go flush him out!
09:33Uh-oh!
09:34Smells like trouble!
09:35Cool!
09:36Ha hu hu hu ha!
09:37Ah!
09:38Ah!
09:39Oh!
09:40Ah!
09:41Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:43Ah!
09:44Ah!
09:45Hey!
09:46Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:48Heeh!
09:49Ah!
09:50Oh!
09:51Ah!
09:52Ah!
09:53Ah!
09:54Ah-ah!
09:55Oh!
09:56Ha!
09:57Ah!
09:58Mega Creep! Energy field! Hard to move! Fang, help!
10:21Good work, Fang. Look, he lost his hat. He's powerless without it.
10:28Go get his hat while I distract him.
10:30Hey, you big bag of hay! What's the matter? Did I knock the stuffing out of you?
10:39Take the Spanish onion.
10:43He's headed towards the net.
10:46Come on, Fang. Let's hurry.
10:48What the...
10:49All right! They caught him!
10:54Good work, team.
10:55Whoa!
10:57Reverend Gregory!
11:00And the Living Scarecrow!
11:03This is Alistair, the new gardener, young man. I just hired him.
11:07How do?
11:09Oh!
11:10Fear not, team. The Living Scarecrow may have eluded our trap,
11:14but without this, he won't bother anyone anymore.
11:18All right! The hat!
11:19No, Mona. I think that's Alistair's hat.
11:24Actually, my hat's right over here.
11:26Yes.
11:28Let's say we conclude this meeting at the Stamp Club with some milk and cookies.
11:34Cookies!
11:34All right!
11:36The Living Scarecrow may be neutralized,
11:38but there's still plenty of ghosts and creepy crawlies
11:41and ghoulie-gouls waiting for Mona the Vampire.
11:45But they can wait till after snack time.
11:48Come on, Fang.
11:53Is it safe to...
11:55Oh, no, yet?
11:56Shh!
11:57It'll hear us.
11:58What do you want for breakfast, sweetheart?
12:09The usual.
12:10Fried brains and blood.
12:15Brains and ketchup coming up.
12:19Ow!
12:22Breakfast is served.
12:24There are grasshoppers in my food.
12:28I hate grasshoppers in my food.
12:31Those are green onions.
12:35All right.
12:36One order of brains and blood.
12:38Hold the grasshoppers.
12:40Thanks, Dad.
12:42By the way, your mother and I have decided to go out for a nice romantic evening.
12:47Really?
12:47Where are we going?
12:49Well, actually, you're not going anywhere.
12:52Mom and I are going out for dinner.
12:53So I get to stay home all alone?
12:56Uh, no.
12:58We got you a babysitter.
13:00A babysitter?
13:01Dad, you're talking to a kid who stopped three alien invasions,
13:05captured a runaway mummy,
13:07and defeated Bunk Creepsula, the king vampire,
13:10all in one month.
13:12I think I can take care of myself.
13:14I hear she babysits your school friend, Angela Smith.
13:18You'll have lots to talk about.
13:20Angela Smith isn't my friend.
13:21Dad, she's my most hated enemy and rival.
13:25She's evil, personified in a spring designer smock.
13:28Now, what kind of a babysitter could handle Angela?
13:32She can't be human.
13:34Angela, your babysitter's here.
13:45Hi, sweetie.
13:51Bye, sweetie.
13:52Have a nice day.
13:54I'm not hungry.
13:55I'm going to school now.
13:56Not dressed like that, you're not.
13:58Get upstairs and change, young lady.
13:59It's kind of hard to be a monster buster
14:02with your mom always telling you what to do, you know.
14:05So instead of letting me stay home alone,
14:08they got me a babysitter.
14:10And not just any babysitter.
14:12She's Angela's babysitter.
14:15Angela's babysitter?
14:16Meow.
14:20What kind of sitter could handle Angela?
14:23She can't be human.
14:24I won't finish my string beans.
14:27I won't, I won't.
14:29I won't, I won't.
14:30Ah!
14:34Well, no matter how monstrous the babysitter,
14:37she'll be no match for Mona the vampire.
14:41Ha.
14:41Oh, hello, Angela.
14:44For your information, Belinda the babysitter
14:47is more than a match for Mona the vampire.
14:49She's worse than your worst nightmare.
14:51You don't stand a chance.
14:53Oh, hi, Mom.
15:02Is something the matter?
15:03Don't worry about me, Mom.
15:06Go out and have fun.
15:08I'll be...
15:09fine.
15:12Hmm.
15:13Well, maybe I should take your temperature.
15:15I already did.
15:16One hundred and fifty degrees?
15:19Is that bad?
15:23I hope this isn't my mascara.
15:27Look, Mom, the Gardening Channel
15:29is doing a special on perennials.
15:31Wouldn't want to miss that now, would you?
15:33Nice try, Mona.
15:35Dad, can you stay home and help me
15:37with my math homework?
15:40Please?
15:41Sorry, sweetheart.
15:42Your mother and I are going out tonight.
15:44Oh, that must be your babysitter.
15:48Don't do it, Dad.
15:49Who knows what horrific creature
15:51stands behind that door?
15:55Ah!
15:58Oh.
16:00Hi.
16:00I'm Belinda.
16:03Pleased to meet you, Belinda.
16:04This is Mona.
16:06Oh, hi, Belinda.
16:07Feel free to help yourself
16:08to anything in the fridge.
16:09Have a good night.
16:10Goodbye.
16:11Handling her should be
16:14no problem at all.
16:16Belinda's rules.
16:17Number one, no screaming.
16:18Number two, no running.
16:19Number three, no talking back.
16:21Number four, all homework
16:22must be completed before TV viewing.
16:24Number five, bedtime is at
16:25ten o'clock sharp.
16:26Number six, where's the telephone?
16:30Looks like I'm going to need
16:31some backup after all.
16:33One.
16:34Three X plus four Y
16:35equals seven X.
16:37Two.
16:37Five X minus two Y
16:39equals four X.
16:40I'll get it!
16:43Hey, Zapman.
16:44Hi, Princess Giant.
16:45You got here just in time.
16:47That's her.
16:52That's her?
16:53She's not human, that's for sure.
16:55But I don't quite know what she is.
16:57My guess is alien shapeshifter.
17:00Well, there's only one way to find out.
17:03Time for some secret surveillance.
17:07Aha!
17:07Our first clue.
17:11Looks like a spring from a busted pen.
17:14No, this is no ordinary spring.
17:25Clue number two.
17:26The oil.
17:28But wasn't she using the oil for her salad?
17:31That's exactly what she wants us to think.
17:34After all, what kind of teenager eats salad for a snack?
17:37The spring, the oil, the radio wave instructions, suddenly it all makes sense.
17:52It does?
17:53Yes!
17:54Belinda is a robot.
17:56And the worst kind of robot.
17:58She's under Angela's control.
18:00So what do we do?
18:02Let's see.
18:03How do they stop robots in the movies?
18:06Sometimes they use water to short-circuit them.
18:09That's it!
18:09We'll short-circuit her.
18:16Whoopsie!
18:17That water is freezing!
18:21Sorry, I tripped.
18:23Rule number 27.
18:24Do not spill anything on the babysitter.
18:26Do not spill anything on the babysitter.
18:32She obviously is receiving radio wave instructions from Angela.
18:37So all we have to do is scramble the frequency.
18:45Mona!
18:48Rule number 33.
18:50All excessive noise is prohibited.
18:52Okay, this never fails in the movies.
18:58I'm going to override her circuitry with an electrical short.
19:01You're going to electrocute her?
19:04Close.
19:13That does it!
19:15The robot babysitter's out of control!
19:17Run for your lives!
19:19Whoa!
19:19Whoa!
19:20Whoa!
19:20Whoa!
19:20All right, Angela has set the robot babysitter on seek-and-destroy mode.
19:42That means she's going to try to separate us, picking us off one by one.
19:46So we have to stick together no matter what.
19:50Okay, deal!
19:54Rule number 42.
19:56Misbehaving friends must leave.
19:58Or else!
20:00Bye, Mona.
20:02See you tomorrow.
20:03Wait here, young lady.
20:04Okay, Fang, no more Miss Nice Vampire.
20:10It's time to go with Plan Z.
20:14It's really simple, Fang.
20:16Since Angela is controlling the robot babysitter by remote control, all I have to do is override
20:22her signal with my own remote control unit.
20:24This TV remote will do the job.
20:27Now, with a little bit of retuning, I'll control Belinda's robotic brainwaves.
20:34That way, she'll be my robot instead of Angela's.
20:38Ah!
20:40No!
20:40She's coming!
20:42Almost there.
20:44Almost.
20:46I've nearly got it.
20:49Mona?
20:50It's working!
20:57Mona, you are one funny little girl.
21:00And it's kind of hard to stay mad at you.
21:02Even though I have every right to be.
21:05I think we got off on the wrong foot.
21:08Now, I don't want you to think I'm being too harsh with you.
21:11But after everything Angela told me about you...
21:13What Angela told you about me?
21:15What did she say?
21:17She said you'd be trouble and warned me to be really strict with you.
21:20She did?
21:21Well, you haven't exactly proven her wrong.
21:24Angela told me that you were a nightmare.
21:27She did?
21:29You know, I bet there's tons of stuff you don't know about Angela that you might find very interesting.
21:37Angela's not allergic to broccoli.
21:39She just says that to get out of eating her veggies.
21:42Really?
21:43And if she ever tells you that we have computer class homework, don't believe her.
21:48She uses that as an excuse to go up to her room and play video games.
21:52She does?
21:54Are you storing all this information away in your memory banks?
21:57You bet.
22:04We're home!
22:05I hope you know who behaved.
22:09She did.
22:10Thanks for everything.
22:14Nice meeting you, Mona.
22:15Goodbye.
22:16Goodbye, Belinda.
22:18Good night.
22:19And after I did her hair and makeup, we stayed up and watched the late night creature feature.
22:36Bride of the monster with the webbed feet.
22:39What did you do to my babysitter?
22:42I can't get away with anything now.
22:44She knows all my secrets.
22:45She's not your babysitter anymore.
22:48She's my babysitter.
22:52How did you turn the robot babysitter around?
22:55Well, let's just say I had her reprogrammed.
23:15I can't get away with anything.
23:16I can't get away with anything.
23:17I can't get away with anything.
23:18I can't get away with anything.
23:19I can't get away with anything.
23:20I can't get away with anything.
23:21I can't get away with anything.
23:22I can't get away with anything.
23:23I can't get away with anything.
23:24I can't get away with anything.
23:25I can't get away with anything.
23:26I can't get away with anything.
23:27I can't get away with anything.
23:28I can't get away with anything.
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23:30I can't get away with anything.
23:31I can't get away with anything.
23:32I can't get away with anything.
23:33I can't get away with anything.
23:34I can't get away with anything.
23:35I can't get away with anything.
23:36Yeah
23:38Oh, now the vampire
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