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Mona the Vampire Series 1 The Miserable Phantom Dog/Jurassic Parking Lot

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00:00Here's a nice, normal girl in an ordinary world
00:11Show us your flanks, yay Mona!
00:14It goes on like it's weird, soon it's everything you feared
00:18Show us your flanks, yay Mona!
00:22Grab your cast, grab your cape
00:24Boogeyman, there's no escape
00:28Give a heebie-jeebie grin, find those Nazis, tell you in
00:33Check the mail, there's a ghoul, and a mommy's loose as ghoul
00:39Show us your flanks, yay Mona!
00:43Show us your flanks, yay Mona!
00:47Show us your flanks, yay Mona!
00:50Here's a nice, normal girl in an extraordinary world
00:54Mona the Vampire!
00:58FANG!
01:08FANG!
01:09FANG!
01:09FANG!
01:10FANG!
01:10Come on, FANG!
01:23It's probably just Mrs. Bryerson's poodle
01:25What kind of a vampire sidekick are you?
01:31What a scaredy cat
01:33Good job, FANG!
01:44You're cured!
01:45Hello, Mrs. Bryerson
01:46Your poodle was making a whole lot of noise last night
01:50Kept us all up
01:51What?
01:52Oh, no, no
01:54That wasn't Blitzy
01:55He disappeared three days ago
01:58I can't find him anywhere
02:00I've looked all over town
02:02Disappeared?
02:04I'm sorry to hear that
02:06If I see him, I'll let you know
02:07Did you hear that, Fang?
02:09It all adds up
02:10Blitzy vanishing
02:11The blood-curdling howling
02:13It can only mean one thing
02:15A poodle spook
02:17Blitzy may be trying to communicate with us from beyond
02:22We have to find out what he wants
02:24Has your pet disappeared?
02:28It might be in another world trying to contact you
02:31Call 555-LOST
02:33I can almost feel the dog's spirits calling me now
02:37Oh, my
02:46Isn't this lovely
02:48Mrs. Bryerson
02:56I was expecting your call
02:59Oh, that's incredible
03:01Call it
03:02Intuition
03:05Amazing
03:06What was that?
03:09Oh, just the spirits
03:11They're making a jam sandwich
03:13Could you please come over
03:16And help me contact my
03:18Dearly departed dog?
03:20Just what I was thinking
03:21We'll be right over
03:23Um, aren't you a little young
03:31To be contacting the spirit world, dear?
03:34I think you'll find I'm wise beyond my years
03:37This was Blitzy's room
03:41I've kept everything just the way he liked it
03:46Egg beater
03:56Ectoplasmic frother
03:58Fish balls
04:00Crystal ball
04:01Oh
04:01Juice
04:03And what's the juice for?
04:07Drinking
04:07The spirit world makes my throat dry
04:09Follow my lead
04:12Everybody hold hands
04:15Here, boy
04:21Who's a good boy?
04:23Come on
04:23The kink in my neck is gone
04:27That's Blitzy's way of telling you something
04:30What?
04:31What?
04:32I can't see
04:33Only the chosen can see
04:37Blitzy is in
04:39The netherworld
04:41Huh?
04:41Trapped in the astral prison
04:43In what?
04:44He's been incarcerated in the ether pound
04:47Oh
04:48It's a spirit kennel
04:50Where they keep the souls of captured dogs
04:54Oh, dear, dear, dear
04:57But how did he get there?
05:04We were in the backyard
05:05Gardening
05:06He was taken there by
05:08Well, what have we here?
05:16The evil phantom dog catcher
05:19He roams the real world at night
05:21Collecting doggy souls for his astral dog pal
05:25Oh, what about cats?
05:32He's allergic
05:33Only dogs for this phantom
05:35Don't you worry
05:37I'll spend every waking moment
05:38Trying to free Blitzy's tormented spirit
05:40From the clutches of the evil phantom dog catcher
05:43Mona, Lily, lunchtime
05:45Right after lunch, that is
05:47Ooh
05:48I am feeling kind of hungry
05:50How are we going to free Blitzy?
05:57I've never been to the netherworld before
05:59Neither have I
06:01But I'm sure it's on the bus route
06:03Hmm
06:04Now, if we had a dog to use as bait
06:07We could trick the phantom dog catcher
06:10Into leading us right to the aether pound
06:12But we don't know any dogs
06:14What do you think?
06:22A little more, Moose
06:23Wait a second
06:28Perfect
06:31He's coming
06:42Now remember, Fang
06:43If you go through with this
06:45I'll give you a whole can of sardines
06:48Now that is the ugliest dog I've ever seen
07:01Must be one of them rare breeds
07:06Come here, boy
07:09This dog's got moves like a cat
07:22Gotcha
07:26Netherworld, here we come
07:34And that's it
07:39Keep moving
07:40How insidiously clever
07:43This ordinary kennel is the gateway to the astral dog prison
07:48Let's go rescue Blitzy and Fang
07:50Look at them all
08:12Ready to be shipped to the astral plane
08:15How for that?
08:19The vending machine?
08:20No, next to it
08:22Follow me
08:27Just don't let go of the hose
08:29Moana, you're in black and white
08:50Of course
08:52This is the astral dog plane
08:54Dogs only see in black and white
08:56This way
08:58Mona, over here
09:11It's Blitzy
09:12So you freed my spirit collection
09:24I suppose I can almost begin a new collection
09:28Sang!
09:37He's allergic to cats!
09:43That's so fast
09:45Run!
09:46Dead end!
09:50You can run, but you can't
09:53Just
09:54Sikkim!
09:59Good dog!
10:00Good dog!
10:01Good dog!
10:02Good dog!
10:02Good dog!
10:03Good dog!
10:04Good dog!
10:04Good dog!
10:04Good dog!
10:04Good dog!
10:04Give that here
10:13That's not a toy
10:14It's mine
10:15Please?
10:17No way, dog napper
10:20I figured it out
10:21This net is a source of your power
10:24Moana!
10:29The gateway is closing!
10:30Now you'll be trapped here forever
10:34Everybody out!
10:38Wait!
10:39No!
10:44Come back here!
10:46Bye!
10:47Oh, darn it
10:49This way to Liberty!
11:04Hey!
11:05Hey!
11:06Let me out!
11:08Hey!
11:09My water dish is empty!
11:11Did Blitzy show up yet, Mrs. Bryerson?
11:14Oh, no, sweetie
11:16He hasn't come home
11:18That's strange
11:19We freed all the dog souls
11:21From the astral kennel
11:23At least you tried
11:24Blitzy!
11:32Where have you been?
11:35Out with a friend, I see
11:38Oh, why?
11:41There's no telling what can happen
11:42When you cross the astral plane
11:44It seems Blitzy met his soulmate
11:46So, what did you do today, Mona?
11:50Oh, nothing special
11:52Same old, same old
11:58And Charlie is constructing an ant farm
12:08For the science fair
12:09Actually, the ants are constructing it
12:12I'm supervising
12:13Did you know ants stick in unison?
12:16It's just like they're telepathic
12:18And over here, George has a mold project
12:23In assorted Petri dishes
12:25I discovered all these molds
12:27In my bachelor uncle's fridge
12:28Look!
12:30The one that looks like saliva pulsates
12:32Thank you, George
12:36I'm growing beans
12:38And talking about photosynthesis
12:40Thank you, Lily
12:41I have a poem to go with each butterfly
12:44Very nice butterfly project, Lawrence
12:47And this is Angela's project
12:52Oh, welcome, Principal Shobly
12:54I hope Miss Gatto didn't bore you too badly
12:56With all those other projects
12:58Now, what I have here
13:00Is a huge, mechanized, remote-control model
13:02Of this solar system
13:03That's Dave
13:08My dad hired him to tighten the bolts for me
13:10You will notice that I have chosen
13:13To put the Earth in the center of the solar system
13:15Well, this is because I live on Earth
13:18And without me, it's hard to imagine
13:20Hey!
13:22I'm attempting to extricate dinosaur DNA
13:25From Jurassic-era crystallized amber tree sap
13:27I ordered from the back of a Von Creepsula comic book
13:30Then, I'll deposit it into my life-size
13:33Paper-mache Frankensteinosaurus Rex
13:35Everyone knows Frankensteinosauruses never really existed
13:39They will exist
13:41As soon as I get the right chemical enzymes in its brain cavity
13:44My very own Frankensteinosaurus Rex
13:50Dinosaurs didn't have very big brains
13:59But this Frankensteinosaurus Rex sure will
14:02You're going to wish you had a bigger brain, Mona
14:05When you lose the science fair tomorrow
14:07There
14:12Dinosaur DNA
14:14Spliced with haggis enzymes
14:16And the primordial ooze inserted into the cranium
14:19According to the recipe in this comic book
14:24After stirring gently, let's sit overnight
14:28And by tomorrow, I'll have my very own Frankensteinosaurus Rex
14:32Good work, young scientists
14:36Remember, judging of the science fair will take place tomorrow afternoon
14:40Right after the hour-town parade
14:43Principal Shobbly, the Great Sixers want to show you their Titanic project in the drama room
14:48I'm not done showing you my project
14:53I'm not done showing you my project
14:55I'm not done showing you my project
15:00Hmm, George
15:02I've got a little plan
15:06Just to make sure Mona's monstrosity
15:08Doesn't win first prize
15:09Okay, tell me all about it
15:13Good night, honey
15:16Good luck in the science fair tomorrow
15:18Good night, Dad
15:19Good night, Dad
15:21And to think
15:23I'll lie here
15:24My Frankensteinosaurus Rex's brain is starting to awaken
15:27One hundred million years after the last dinosaurs
15:32With Mona's dumb dinosaur out of the way, George
16:01The first prize will be all mine
16:03What about my mold project?
16:08Can't you think of anything other than yourself?
16:11Huh
16:11Where are we gonna hide this thing?
16:16I know just the place
16:17Come on
16:20This is where they're storing the floats for tomorrow's Our Town Parade
16:27Mission accomplished
16:29Let's go
16:31It won't budge
16:43George, help me
16:45Let's go up that ladder and crawl out the window
16:48It's locked
16:55This is all your fault
17:00You, Mona, and her stupid Frankensteinosaurus
17:03You're Frankensteinosaurus, it's gone
17:16Do you know what this means?
17:18Someone stole it
17:20No
17:21It means its brain was activated by the primordial ooze
17:24It's alive
17:26And out there somewhere
17:28Looking for its mommy
17:30Me
17:31Has anyone seen Angela and George?
17:35They weren't in homeroom this morning
17:36No, Miss Gatto
17:38I think your Frankensteinosaurus was stolen
17:43Guys, yesterday I saw George and Angela looking at your project and whispering
17:48They shouldn't tamper with a Frankensteinosaurus Rex
17:52It's alive
17:55It's alive
18:00It's alive
18:01And that's obviously what happened
18:18It ate George and Angela, then made a break for it.
18:22Yeah, that's one theory.
18:24Another theory could be that a float started rolling,
18:27broke through the door, and, uh, rolled away.
18:30Oh, of course, the cover-up.
18:33You know, the whole town would panic
18:35if they knew a misunderstood Franken-stinosaurus
18:37was on a bloodthirsty rampage.
18:39Your secret's safe, officer.
18:41I don't want to cause an international panic any more than you do.
18:46We've got to find him, and fast!
18:48If he gets frightened, this whole town could be destroyed!
18:51Come on!
18:55The thing is huge!
18:57Where could it be hiding?
18:59Franken-stinosauruses may be big,
19:01but they're notoriously good hiders.
19:11My vampire senses are tingling,
19:14but still, no sign of the Franken-stinosaurus.
19:18We just have to find him before they do.
19:33There's no telling what could happen!
19:34Now I know how my mom feels when I come home late for supper.
19:41Hey, it's almost time for the R-Town Parade!
19:44Of course!
19:45Where else would he be hiding?
19:48Let's go!
19:48Where'd you find it?
19:53Down by the lake early this morning.
19:56Must have rolled down from the warehouse.
19:58I'm hauling it back into town.
20:00Hope I'm not too late for the parade.
20:02Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
20:15What happened to the parade?
20:17Uh, it went that-a-way.
20:23Hey, there he is!
20:24Here, boys. Come on. Come to Mama.
20:47Keep calm!
20:48He's more afraid of us than we are things!
21:00Attention! Attention!
21:03Listen up, you big galoot!
21:05He's not a big galoot.
21:07He's really quite timid and calm.
21:10We have to save the poor thing.
21:12We've got you surrounded!
21:18Put your front claw over your head and...
21:23Luna, come back!
21:25Stay!
21:26Get out of the way!
21:29Stop!
21:36Good boy.
21:38See, you have to be firm, but gentle
21:41when you're dealing with a creature
21:43that has superhuman strength.
21:45It could have squashed you.
21:46Oh, no.
21:47My Franken-stinosaurus would never do that.
21:50I'm its creator.
21:51But I admit, if I wasn't,
21:53it probably would have eaten me.
21:55Like it ate Angela and George.
21:58Come on, son.
21:59It's just a load of paper mache.
22:01It's not alive.
22:02It couldn't eat anyone.
22:04Help! Help!
22:06Good thing he didn't chew
22:08when he swallowed them.
22:12And it's also a good thing
22:13I didn't get around to putting in
22:14that digestive system.
22:16I'm going to sue you, Miss Vampire!
22:19Well, if the Franken-stinosaurus
22:21didn't eat them,
22:22then how did they end up in his stomach?
22:24We were at the top of the ladder
22:26when it came rolling towards us.
22:27We fell into its mouth and...
22:29Sure you did, George.
22:30Of course they did.
22:32All nice and dandy, Officer Holcroft.
22:34But a little too tidy.
22:37If everything you see is true
22:39and the Franken-stinosaurus
22:41was rolling around
22:42on an out-of-control gurney...
22:44Yes?
22:45Then how do you explain...
22:47THIS!
22:49A giant footprint!
22:52A T-Rex!
22:53A Franken-stinosaurus!
22:55Hmm...
22:57I rest my case.
22:59A starlet's last...
23:04Let's go...
23:04All kinds stuff!
23:07In the wild...
23:08How do we hide...
23:08азывasicous cars this last alarm?
23:10I cannot depart
23:10I'm 16.
23:11I don't know,
23:12though I won't touch them
23:12since but what I mean.
23:14Once I was in the village...
23:14Stay on the way!
23:16I love that.
23:16You've beenant by my father...
23:18In the village...
23:19And I am...
23:20Peter Inris...
23:20They have heels in hurt.
23:22I am not a threat...
23:22But 나 is the catch.
23:23Of course we don't see any...
23:24A fun, plus we wear...
23:25I made a little dig...
23:26It's your Honda to your car...
23:28guitar solo
23:58guitar solo

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