00:00Please, arrest me. Please.
00:11Go to your masquerade, bold princess.
00:20No.
00:24You ask it for it?
00:30To the police station.
00:35Hey, man. While we're drinking a cheap coffee, they promised a million dollars for the missing princess.
00:46Yeah.
00:48With such money, I can't forever forget about this damn job.
00:53Hello!
00:55Um...
00:57I asked about Cherry Donald.
01:00Not a chocolate.
01:02Go and swipe it.
01:04Really?
01:05Really.
01:06Right now.
01:07Right now.
01:09Okay.
01:16Are you a real princess?
01:19Yes.
01:21Please, wait me.
01:25But...
01:27Please.
01:29Oh, damn.
01:30Please.
01:31Please.
01:32Please.
01:33Please.
01:34Please.
01:35Welcome.
01:48Listen, I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me here and helping me.
01:56Sorry, I don't know your name.
01:58Tell me, who is looking for you?
02:01Well, probably the whole city.
02:05Can you help me?
02:07How?
02:08I mean, I'm just a cop and you're, you're real princess.
02:17Quietly.
02:21I'll explain later.
02:23Oh.
02:24Just hide under the blanket.
02:26Sorry, what?
02:27Did you hear me?
02:28Hide under the blanket.
02:35I'm coming.
02:42Who's there?
02:43It's me.
02:46Hey, that's the delivery man.
02:48What?
02:49What?
02:50Stop.
02:51Just stop.
02:52Hey, I'm with the girlie.
02:53Yeah, okay, I see.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56I completely forgot about my date.
02:59Who is she?
03:01Look, it's none of your business.
03:02Just see you tomorrow.
03:04Yeah?
03:05Okay, tomorrow.
03:07Give me the car keys, please.
03:09Okay.
03:09Okay.
03:10No problem?
03:10Yeah?
03:11Does your girlfriend wear a crown?
03:21Oof.
03:23Look, she's, she's some kind of beauty queen.
03:27Beauty queen, yeah.
03:29You're so lucky, man.
03:32Nice.
03:34What?
03:35Did you decide to get the money for the princess?
03:38And at least not real princess?
03:39You have to share, partner.
03:40You have to share.
03:41Stop it, idiot.
03:43I don't want money for the princess.
03:46I want a princess herself.
03:50Wait, what?
03:51I've seen so little good in my damn life.
03:55But I will always remember I spent the night with the princess herself.
04:00So, you have princess.
04:14And I have money, right?
04:17Deal.
04:18I might have keeping an eye on you here.
04:23I'll be back in the morning.
04:25Tick-tock, man.
04:26Tick-tock.
04:32Damn it.
04:38Did he leave?
04:39Yeah.
04:40But he's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here.
04:45Well.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:46You wouldn't have a chance to escape.
04:52Well.
04:55Help me make the most of every second of my freedom.
04:59Sometimes I think you're not a princess, but just an escaped prisoner.
05:07I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
05:09I am a prisoner.
05:11From childhood.
05:12You know, my father wants to marry me off to a man that I don't even love.
05:20And I...
05:23You know, I just want my ordinary life.
05:29With my ordinary dreams.
05:30So, you're as quickly as tired of fulfilling your dreams?
05:39Really?
05:40Yeah, why not?
05:43But for God's sake, can we please turn off this abomination about the crying princess?
05:49This is not about princesses at all.
05:54I mean...
05:55Wait a minute.
05:57You don't know what's this?
05:59You don't know what's this?
06:00Do I have to?
06:01This is the best series in the world.
06:05Really?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Okay, then.
06:10Let's watch it.
06:11Well, no, you're crazy.
06:14No one was friends in the dress.
06:17And...
06:18We need pizza.
06:20Pizza?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Hold my phone.
06:24Pizza.
06:26That's nice.
06:27I knew she would be taken from me soon.
06:30And lose her freedom.
06:32So, I had to fulfill everything she asked for.
06:36Every whim, dream and desire.
06:38Give her everything.
06:39But with every passing hour, for some reason, I didn't want to let her go.
06:53My God, finally!
06:55Yeah.
06:56What are you doing?
07:03I kissed you like Rachel kissed Rose.
07:07Oh.
07:08My God, didn't you like it?
07:10No, that's not a point.
07:11It took them two whole seasons.
07:13But we have only known each other for one day.
07:17Oh, I understand now.
07:21Sorry, it just feels like this day is about to end.
07:25Oh, crap.
07:33Turn on the next episode.
07:35I'll be back soon.
07:36Okay.
07:37You bollocks.
07:42I'll be back soon.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Hey, buddy.
07:47Have you done it once or twice?
07:50Okay.
07:51Okay, Charlotte, you can do it.
07:53Look, I've only got another case so far, but I need her royal body.
07:58Can you bring her something strong?
08:00It will help her be more people, huh?
08:03For a million dollars, Dale.
08:06Good.
08:07Good.
08:08So, what do we have here?
08:13So, that's what you needed me for.
08:19Okay.
08:20Come on.
08:21Take it.
08:22What are you doing?
08:23I can explain everything.
08:24Explain what?
08:25You, just like everyone else, wanted to use me for your own purposes.
08:29Come on.
08:30Take it.
08:31No, stop it.
08:32I don't have any power anymore.
08:33I would never use you.
08:34What do you want from me, then?
08:37I want to get money for you from your father.
08:46What?
08:47Sir?
08:50For you, it's your majesty.
08:55Oh.
08:56Where is she?
08:57Where the money?
08:59Give the money to the pool.
09:07The poor policeman.
09:19So, where is my daughter?
09:29Was it really needed to have this search circus?
09:32Actually, you would have come crawling back to me,
09:35and beg you for money, eventually.
09:37Therefore, whether you like it or not,
09:39you will have to get married.
09:41Do you understand me?
09:43Please, come with me.
09:47I know, Dad.
09:49I know.
09:50And that is why I've already done it.
09:59Don't make me laugh.
10:01Who? Who could you marry in just a single night?
10:04Hmm?
10:07It was me.
10:09Your Honor.
10:11Majesty!
10:12I don't care.
10:13The men think that she has both.
10:15Money.
10:16And a husband.
10:20So, kiss yourself and your Majestic-ness.
10:27Sorry.
10:28Your Majesty.
10:29Charlotte.
10:30Charlotte!
10:31Come back here at once!
10:33Charlotte, you will regret this!
10:34So, we just need to be worse, and you can start a new life.
10:37Don't rush.
10:39I guess we have eight more seasons of friends ahead.
10:51I guess we have eight more seasons of Friends Ahead.
10:59Only...
11:03That moment, I understood that a princess could even fell in love with a guy with no money.
11:10So long as she knows that she is his most prized possession.
11:15I'm Noh, and this is my truly royal love story.
11:21I'm Noh, I'm Noh, I'm Noh, I'm Noh, I'm Noh.
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