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Ride the Eagle Full Movie
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Okay, fuck it.
00:00:41Here we go.
00:00:45Shit.
00:00:48Shit.
00:00:51Okay.
00:00:54There you go.
00:00:56Fuck.
00:00:58Oh, well.
00:01:08I leave.
00:01:28Oh, well.
00:01:38Just like a sea.
00:01:42Without a sail.
00:01:44Without a sail.
00:01:46Just like a ship.
00:01:48Just like a sea.
00:01:50Without a sail.
00:01:54Without a sail.
00:01:56Without a sail.
00:01:58But I'm not perfect because I know.
00:02:00But I know.
00:02:02But I know.
00:02:04But I know.
00:02:06But I know.
00:02:08But I know.
00:02:10I know we can shake it.
00:02:12I know we can take it.
00:02:16I know we can take it.
00:02:18But I know we can take it.
00:02:20you like those so much don't you don't growl it i'm giving you stuff
00:02:39about this what kind of tricks can you do you go around
00:02:47ah you're too teethy honey
00:02:53here
00:02:57leaf are you there
00:03:05leaf
00:03:08leaf
00:03:11hey hi remember me
00:03:17not really no it's missy aunt missy remember i was in the spiritual community with your
00:03:24mother and you when you were a little boy
00:03:26okay wow you got old you know give me a second missy let me put a shirt on
00:03:33i like your overall
00:03:42so uh what can i do for you i wanted to let you know i wanted to tell you in person and
00:03:50i just uh wanted to more than anything uh your mom died
00:03:57i'm sorry
00:04:07she had cancer found it too late
00:04:16found it too late and didn't get any treatment no chemo nothing oh you know your mom with
00:04:22doctors and stuff it just wasn't her thing
00:04:25i do have some good news for you though she left you her cabin she left the cabin for me
00:04:32she did she did uh-huh but there is a catch she felt like there was some things she still
00:04:38needed to teach you but couldn't get a hold of you so she did this
00:04:42a conditional inheritance i suzanne honey reinhold hereby leave my cabin to my son
00:04:51leave reinhold provided he completes this list of tasks left for him at the cabin
00:04:57should he not complete the list the cabin will be sold and proceeds donated to the theater pain
00:05:04foundation for wildflowers and native so there's a list at the cabin yes yes and if you don't do
00:05:10those things you will not get the cabin and this is legal yeah it is unfortunately yeah okay
00:05:16hey uh do you know what's on the list no i have no idea what's on this list but knowing honey
00:05:22it's gonna be wild i can guarantee that right that makes sense that makes sense do you want a gun
00:05:28no should i no you'll be fine you'll be fine
00:05:34so honey's dead
00:05:40weird right
00:05:43yeah don't feel bad you didn't know her
00:05:48i didn't really know her either to be honest
00:05:53feel sad she's dead though right do you feel sad
00:05:58sometimes i feel like you understand every single thing i'm saying and other times
00:06:06i just think you have dog brains
00:06:08all right fuck it let's do it
00:06:12what do we have to lose right a weird week
00:06:17corka
00:06:30stop banging on my window
00:06:35corka
00:06:39cork
00:06:43i need to talk to you
00:06:52what do you need this it's about the band and my schedule it's important
00:06:56oh
00:06:57not now i'm busy
00:06:59you're not busy
00:07:01how do you know
00:07:02because i can literally see you with your shirt off laying in bed that's how i know
00:07:06that doesn't mean i'm not busy i'm thinking
00:07:09it kind of means you're not busy this is important corka can you please just come out here for a second
00:07:14for your sake listen you're ruling my day i was busy
00:07:18my mother's dead
00:07:20oh i'm sorry for your loss
00:07:25she may be surrounded by angels
00:07:28she might be but i have some questions about schedule that i'd like to do now
00:07:31maybe by the vegetables
00:07:34why can't we just do it now
00:07:36hey and don't bring your asshole dog
00:07:39don't call my dog an asshole you asshole
00:07:41god damn it it's your problem
00:07:45are you okay
00:07:50yeah honest to god close your robe a little bit man i can see everything
00:07:54oh it's so hot you know what let's have some wine inside
00:07:57hey corka let me just ask you a scheduling question
00:07:59come inside let's have some wine
00:08:00am i free to leave next week
00:08:01let's have some wine
00:08:02corka can we please
00:08:06one second
00:08:07losing a mother is a terrible thing
00:08:12it's something you never forget
00:08:14it only happens once in your lifetime
00:08:18yeah that makes sense
00:08:22hey can i ask you a scheduling question
00:08:25just can i say something first
00:08:26it's pretty important that i get this out of the way
00:08:28your mother abandoned you as a 12 year old boy
00:08:30for a cult
00:08:31didn't she
00:08:32she left you to fend for yourself didn't she
00:08:36correct
00:08:36and then
00:08:37sure
00:08:38since you blew up
00:08:39she has tried occasionally to come to see a concert and call you right
00:08:43she has yeah
00:08:44to fix your failed relationship
00:08:46i don't know that i never called her back
00:08:48but now she's dead
00:08:50but now she's dead
00:08:53well
00:08:54i do not weep for that woman
00:08:56fuck that woman
00:08:57fuck this person
00:08:58this asshole
00:08:59i have zero love for that woman like this
00:09:01abandoning her child
00:09:03you finished
00:09:05i'm finished
00:09:06okay
00:09:07not even animals
00:09:08abandon their child
00:09:09not even cockroaches
00:09:10think about it
00:09:10your mother is worse than a cockroach
00:09:12i don't think cockroaches raise their kids
00:09:15don't talk to me about cockroaches
00:09:18because i'm very familiar
00:09:19they're like a herd
00:09:20they take care of each other
00:09:21they're like elephants
00:09:22that is not accurate
00:09:23by the way
00:09:23your cabin is full of cockroaches
00:09:25you have to take care of that
00:09:26can i please ask my question
00:09:27yeah go ahead
00:09:28can i leave for a little bit
00:09:30and miss a rehearsal or two
00:09:31i gotta go run up to her cabin
00:09:32up near yosemite
00:09:33of course you can
00:09:35great
00:09:36because i don't want to lose the band
00:09:38it's a big priority for me
00:09:39no no you can go
00:09:40you'll talk to them
00:09:42yeah i will talk to them
00:09:43and if he comes up
00:09:44i just call you
00:09:45that was it
00:09:47you woke me up for that
00:09:50well i woke you up to tell you my mother died
00:09:52and ask if i could leave for a week
00:09:53yes
00:09:53all right
00:09:56cheers
00:09:57cheers
00:09:57cheers
00:09:57to your dead
00:09:58shitty asshole mother
00:10:00cheers
00:10:02cheers
00:10:03it's actually a really shitty wine man
00:10:09i know
00:10:10cheers
00:10:13to my son
00:10:19hit
00:10:20it's going to be for a while
00:10:21a little bit
00:10:22that's not good
00:10:22when i put it in the room
00:10:23when i come to and if i put it in
00:10:23the room
00:10:24it's going to be for alright
00:10:25all right
00:10:26to your sister
00:10:26and if i throw it in the room
00:10:27you know
00:10:29what i do
00:10:30i have to be with you
00:10:31you know
00:10:31you know
00:10:32what i mean
00:10:32you know
00:10:32what i think
00:10:33you know
00:10:33is it
00:10:33you know
00:10:34that you know
00:10:34that you know
00:10:35All right, let's go.
00:10:48Good girl.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:56Hey!
00:10:57Hey!
00:10:59I was thinking about it last night,
00:11:01and you shouldn't be resentful with your mother.
00:11:04She tries.
00:11:04She came to see you, but you never called me.
00:11:06I cannot hear you.
00:11:08Gorga, I cannot hear you.
00:11:12You said it yourself.
00:11:13She tried to apologize, but you never gave it a chance.
00:11:16You can't live with that anger inside.
00:11:20Okay, thank you.
00:11:22Will you do that? Do you understand?
00:11:26Cheers, my friend. All the best.
00:11:28My family is hurting me.
00:11:54When I was just a little child
00:11:59Until I met you, baby
00:12:04Honey, I never knew what it meant to smile
00:12:08Cause you know you're the...
00:12:10Only thing, baby
00:12:13Only thing
00:12:15Oh, oh
00:12:17Yes, you're not it
00:12:19Only thing
00:12:22Only thing
00:12:22I've died
00:12:23Only
00:12:24Only
00:12:25If my mother's one thing, Nora, it's unpredictable.
00:12:32This list could be...
00:12:34This list could be...
00:12:35It could be anything
00:12:36I mean, it could take us anywhere
00:12:38Anything
00:12:39I could be taking you literally anywhere
00:12:41And you don't know
00:12:42I wish I had dog brains half the time
00:12:45It'd make life easier
00:12:46And you put some new shoes on my feet
00:12:50Baby
00:12:51Only thing
00:12:53Only thing
00:12:55You know you're the only thing, baby
00:12:57All right, come on, kid. Come on.
00:13:22Wow
00:13:32What do you think?
00:13:34It's kind of nice
00:13:39Looks like she's still painting
00:13:44This is where I get my artistic side
00:13:50Nice mustache.
00:14:14Yeah, some nunchucks.
00:14:20Look at that little shit.
00:14:41Little bongo, man.
00:14:44Look at that.
00:14:52Okay, let's share our last joint.
00:15:02I don't know.
00:15:18That was my dog growing up.
00:15:24He didn't have a name.
00:15:26Honey believed that animals shouldn't be named, but apparently she was okay with them wearing wigs.
00:15:32Makes no sense to me, that woman.
00:15:50All right.
00:16:08All right.
00:16:21Honey, what the fuck?
00:16:27Oh shit.
00:16:44Oh.
00:16:48Why so many cabinets?
00:17:02Hello?
00:17:18Who the fuck is this?
00:17:23Excuse me?
00:17:24Who the fuck is this?
00:17:26I'm sorry, are you looking for, uh, honey?
00:17:29No, this is between you and me now, sugar dick.
00:17:32You're just a piece of ass.
00:17:33You understand that?
00:17:34You're just calling me a sugar dick?
00:17:36Yeah, that's all you are.
00:17:37You are just a piece of candy ass.
00:17:40I'm a...
00:17:41I'm a candy ass?
00:17:42Well...
00:17:43Yeah, yeah.
00:17:44Thank you for that, sir.
00:17:45Thank you for calling me a candy ass.
00:17:47You are nothing more than a fuck boy.
00:17:49A fuck boy.
00:17:50Wow, okay, great.
00:17:52You think this is funny?
00:17:53Kinda.
00:17:54All right, well, let's see how long you're laughing.
00:17:57I didn't mean to laugh.
00:17:58I just haven't been called a fuck boy in...
00:18:00Well ever.
00:18:01Ha, ha, ha.
00:18:02I promise you do not want to go to war with me, young ass.
00:18:05Okay, man, who is this?
00:18:06I'm coming for you, fuck boy!
00:18:24Well, of course.
00:18:25I'm too stoned for this.
00:18:26Yeah, sugar dick needs to sell me.
00:18:27I'm too stoned for this.
00:18:28Yeah, sugar dick needs to sober up.
00:18:29Nora!
00:18:30What's going on?
00:18:31What's going on?
00:18:32I'm too stoned for this.
00:18:35I'm too stoned for this.
00:18:50Yeah, sugar dick needs to sober up.
00:18:54Nora!
00:18:55Let's go check out upstairs.
00:18:58Nora, please.
00:19:09It's too loud.
00:19:19You awake?
00:19:22Can't sleep because it's a weird new place?
00:19:29You awake?
00:19:34Should we just go to the van?
00:19:39Get you some sleep?
00:19:40Yeah, let's go to the van for you.
00:19:42I think you'll be more comfortable there.
00:19:45Alright.
00:19:48This is better, huh?
00:19:53Good night, Nora.
00:19:55Tomorrow we do the list, okay?
00:19:58And we get a cabin.
00:20:10Good night.
00:20:11Good night.
00:20:32Hi, Leaf.
00:20:33Hi.
00:20:34Hi.
00:20:35Wow, look at me talking to you even though I'm dead.
00:20:39Yeah, that's trippy, right?
00:20:41You probably thought you were finally rid of me, didn't you?
00:20:44Well, afraid not.
00:20:46See, energy cannot be destroyed, so I'm still here, spiritually, in this room, watching you watch me.
00:20:56I'm right there.
00:20:58I'm right behind you.
00:21:01Boo!
00:21:06That was a good one.
00:21:07I got you.
00:21:08I got you.
00:21:09I know.
00:21:10Yeah, I did.
00:21:11Oh, okay.
00:21:12Well, this is the deal.
00:21:16I made this video.
00:21:18I'm doing this.
00:21:20Well, I know I wasn't the mother that you wished I'd been.
00:21:28And I didn't fulfill my motherly responsibilities.
00:21:33I did not teach you enough stuff.
00:21:36And now I'm dead.
00:21:37So, I'm going to make this list of all the things that are so important that I know.
00:21:47And I'm going to pass it on to you with this video.
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:56So, face me and say, honey, I promise that I will do my best to do this list.
00:22:11I will do the list, honey.
00:22:14I'll try my hardest.
00:22:21Come on, save it for your mom.
00:22:23I'll wait.
00:22:24Just did it.
00:22:27Don't be shy.
00:22:28I can wait.
00:22:29I can wait all night.
00:22:30I'm dead.
00:22:31I'm not going anywhere.
00:22:32The steps aren't working.
00:22:33I did it the first time.
00:22:36Good boy.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:38So, number one is called express yourself.
00:22:46Take the envelope and go into the garage and get the green boat, which is pretty heavy.
00:22:52But, you know, what's success without a bit of struggle?
00:22:55And then you open the envelope and there's more instructions.
00:23:00That's kind of fun, right?
00:23:02Good.
00:23:03That's it.
00:23:04Stop the tape.
00:23:07Are you lingering?
00:23:08Don't...
00:23:09Don't linger.
00:23:10You have to do these one at a time.
00:23:11Please stop the tape.
00:23:13Stop it.
00:23:14Leave, please.
00:23:15I fucking tried so hard to get this all together.
00:23:16Okay, okay.
00:23:17Shut up.
00:23:18Please.
00:23:19Oh, God.
00:23:30Heavy.
00:23:31Oh, fuck me.
00:23:32I hate you, Heavy.
00:23:33Okay.
00:23:34Ah.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38Let's see what I'm doing.
00:23:39All right.
00:23:40First, talk about your feelings about me and my death.
00:23:46You gotta be kidding me.
00:23:47Didn't have to bring a fucking boat down to the lake for that.
00:23:48You hold too much inside.
00:23:49It's like poison.
00:23:50Okay?
00:23:51Do you wanna know how I feel about your death?
00:23:52Okay?
00:23:53Do you wanna know how I feel about your death?
00:23:54Okay?
00:23:55Do you wanna know how I feel about your death?
00:23:56Okay?
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58Okay.
00:23:59Okay.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Let's see what I'm doing.
00:24:04All right.
00:24:05First, talk about your feelings about me and my death.
00:24:07You gotta be kidding me.
00:24:08Didn't have to bring a fucking boat down to the lake for that.
00:24:13You hold too much inside.
00:24:15It's like poison.
00:24:16Okay?
00:24:17Do you wanna know how I feel about your death?
00:24:20Nothing.
00:24:21I know I should feel sad, but I don't.
00:24:24I feel nothing.
00:24:26So, sorry, but, uh, we didn't know each other enough.
00:24:32Watch me!
00:24:34Good.
00:24:37Then row to the other side of the lake.
00:24:40And while you're rowing, enjoy the water.
00:24:44Feel its energy.
00:24:47I did this journey daily for years.
00:24:49It was one of my escapes.
00:24:51In the middle of the lake, I allowed myself to miss you.
00:24:55And think about regrets.
00:24:57You can do it too, if you want.
00:24:59I mean, we all have regrets, Leif.
00:25:01It's normal.
00:25:02Now, your next task.
00:25:05You're looking for a house that's brown with a green roof.
00:25:11It's really easy to find.
00:25:13You can't miss it unless you're super high.
00:25:16Okay.
00:25:17Use the key provided.
00:25:23Then drop the envelope marked C on the pillow in the back bedroom.
00:25:37And then get your ass out of there.
00:25:43Easy enough.
00:25:58Hey, dipshit, I owe you nothing, you rat fuck.
00:26:20Alright, what am I doing?
00:26:24This is insane.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:26Alright, let's go.
00:26:54Let's go.
00:26:56Let's do it.
00:26:58Let's go.
00:27:28Ah!
00:27:29Ah!
00:27:29Ah!
00:27:30Ah!
00:27:30Ah!
00:27:31Ah!
00:27:31Ah!
00:27:32Ah!
00:27:32Ah!
00:27:33Ah!
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00:27:34Ah!
00:27:34Ah!
00:27:35Ah!
00:27:35Ah!
00:27:36Ah!
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:40Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:45Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:47Fuck!
00:27:48Congratulations, you did it!
00:27:49Congrats!
00:27:50I could have been killed!
00:27:51You went to the lake and you expressed your, yourself and you took all that toxic energy and
00:27:57you got rid of it because if you don't, you know that's gonna kill you.
00:28:00I am so happy for you.
00:28:01I am so happy for you.
00:28:02I'm so happy for you.
00:28:03I'm happy for me too.
00:28:04That's great.
00:28:06In terms of breaking into the guy's house, okay.
00:28:09Um...
00:28:10Well...
00:28:11I can't say that that was a lesson.
00:28:14Uh...
00:28:15Honestly, he was just an ass and it needed to be done and you did your mom a solid, so
00:28:20thank you.
00:28:21Ah!
00:28:22For fuck's sake.
00:28:23Okay, so now we can go on to two.
00:28:24You're gonna like this one.
00:28:26Love is important.
00:28:29Now, I've Googled you and I know that you don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
00:28:34So I want you to call the one who got away and say you're sorry.
00:28:41Oh, you know who that is.
00:28:43I don't have to tell you.
00:28:45You know, you hold too many grudges, sweetheart.
00:28:47I mean, if somebody hurts your feelings, you're just, you just write them off.
00:28:50They're done.
00:28:51That's it.
00:28:52Gone.
00:28:53So go ahead.
00:28:55Do it now.
00:28:56Make the call.
00:28:58Alright.
00:28:59I mean, I'll call an ex-girlfriend.
00:29:02This one's easy.
00:29:05I'm definitely not calling Marnie.
00:29:08She's insane.
00:29:09I'm not calling Ioko.
00:29:11Stephanie is not the one that got away.
00:29:13Stephanie is the one I can't get rid of.
00:29:15Not Judy, that's for sure.
00:29:20Could it be Lindsey?
00:29:22Did Lindsey get away?
00:29:23No.
00:29:24Lindsey's dad was cool.
00:29:27He used to go fishing.
00:29:29He was fun.
00:29:30Maybe her dad's the one that got away.
00:29:33I guess it could be Audrey.
00:29:37Yeah, maybe it's Audrey, Nora.
00:29:40Maybe Audrey got away.
00:29:43At least you'd be funny about it, right?
00:29:47I'm sorry that I have to give an end of it.
00:29:51I hope if I hear, you forgive me and I don't want any hard feelings.
00:29:56It's nice, you know, I think you're a cool person.
00:30:01I don't have to know how to get back.
00:30:08Hello?
00:30:10Hey.
00:30:11Is that Audrey?
00:30:13Yeah, who's this?
00:30:15Hey, Audrey, it's Leif.
00:30:21Hold on a sec.
00:30:22Hi, I'm sorry, who did you say this was?
00:30:29Oh, yeah, it's Leif.
00:30:32Leif.
00:30:33Yeah, Leif.
00:30:34Sorry, is that a name or a word?
00:30:36Do you not remember?
00:30:39Audrey, it's Leif Reinhold.
00:30:41We dated for about three years.
00:30:44Right, of course.
00:30:46And when was that?
00:30:48How many people have you dated named Leif?
00:30:51Shoot, you know what?
00:30:52Here's what we should do.
00:30:53Why don't you give me your phone number?
00:30:54I'll write it down.
00:30:55And then if I can remember who you are,
00:30:58I'll just give you a call back.
00:31:00Uh, yeah, fine.
00:31:03It's 323-444.
00:31:07Oh!
00:31:10You started giving me your number.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:13Well done, you total asshole.
00:31:14Because you thought I couldn't remember you.
00:31:16Well done.
00:31:17You're so dumb, Leif.
00:31:18Oh, buddy.
00:31:19How are you, bud?
00:31:20I haven't seen you in forever.
00:31:22Good.
00:31:23You know, yeah, apart from the heart attack you gave me,
00:31:26I'm good.
00:31:27How are you?
00:31:28Um, let's see.
00:31:29How am I the last eight years?
00:31:32I'm good.
00:31:33Let's go with good.
00:31:34Well, good.
00:31:35How are you?
00:31:36How are you?
00:31:37I'm, uh, well, I mean, yeah, good.
00:31:39Besides, um, my, um, my mother died.
00:31:47Huh.
00:31:48Yeah, she had cancer, so...
00:31:51Is that a, um, is that a good thing?
00:31:54Is that a good thing that my mom died?
00:31:56No, hold on.
00:31:57I mean, like, because you didn't really like her.
00:31:59You kind of hated her, right?
00:32:00No, I didn't kind of hate her.
00:32:01I just didn't know her.
00:32:02You guys didn't really get along.
00:32:04No, I did not hate my mother.
00:32:06You kind of had, like, weird mommy issues with her.
00:32:10I did not have mommy issues.
00:32:13I'm so glad I called you.
00:32:15This has been wonderful.
00:32:17Okay, so why, why are you calling me?
00:32:20Do you need money or something?
00:32:21I don't have money.
00:32:22Call the next person on your list.
00:32:24I don't need money.
00:32:25I'm calling...
00:32:26When my mom died, she left me her cabin,
00:32:29but she did this thing that's annoying,
00:32:32but it's a conditional inheritance.
00:32:34I have to do this, like, to-do list
00:32:36she put together in order to get it.
00:32:38Wait, so she's like,
00:32:39I love you, but my love is conditional
00:32:41on whether or not you can complete these tasks?
00:32:43Yeah, it's exactly that.
00:32:45Oh, okay.
00:32:46So what are, what are the tasks?
00:32:48Well, one of the tasks is to...
00:32:51is to call the one that got away
00:32:54and say, um, and say sorry.
00:32:59So why are you calling me?
00:33:00Oh, wait a second.
00:33:02Hold on.
00:33:03Am I the one that got away, Leif?
00:33:05I mean, you might be.
00:33:06Come on.
00:33:07The early 2000s are a total blur.
00:33:09Here's what I do know.
00:33:10I still have your phone number.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:13God.
00:33:14That is so romantic and so weird, but...
00:33:18Good.
00:33:19Well, I'm glad it's nice.
00:33:20I don't know.
00:33:21I kind of like it.
00:33:22So how are you doing with all this,
00:33:24with the death and everything?
00:33:26Oh, uh...
00:33:27You know, honestly, I'm not feeling much of anything.
00:33:30I'm, uh...
00:33:31I didn't call you to, for, you know...
00:33:34How are you doing?
00:33:35With your mom's death?
00:33:36I mean, I'm okay.
00:33:37I didn't know her that well either.
00:33:39You asshole with your life.
00:33:41In my life?
00:33:42In my life?
00:33:43Hmm...
00:33:44I'm...
00:33:45Fine.
00:33:46Fine.
00:33:47Fine.
00:33:48Well...
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:50Are you...
00:33:51Are you married?
00:33:52Single?
00:33:53Working?
00:33:54Traveling with the circus?
00:33:56My boyfriend and I just split up.
00:33:59So I'm dealing with, like, breakup stuff.
00:34:01And you know, breakup stuff is not fun.
00:34:03Well, uh...
00:34:05What happened?
00:34:06Let's just be girlfriends and gab about it.
00:34:09It's complicated.
00:34:10I don't want to talk about it.
00:34:11It's dumb.
00:34:12It's nothing.
00:34:13I just told you my mother died.
00:34:14You owe me something.
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:16That's a good point.
00:34:17Um...
00:34:18It's just that it's...
00:34:19Boring?
00:34:20And you're gonna judge me for it?
00:34:21I am alone in my dead mother's cabin feeling nothing.
00:34:26I would love to judge you.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:29You know what?
00:34:30Let me, um...
00:34:31Let me just call you back in, like, ten minutes.
00:34:33Are you around?
00:34:34Yeah, yeah.
00:34:35Of course.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37Great.
00:34:38Bye, please.
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:40Bye.
00:34:47She's great, right?
00:34:48That's Audrey.
00:34:51She's gonna call back.
00:34:52I'm gonna take a quick shower.
00:34:53I don't want...
00:34:54I'm gonna...
00:34:55Yeah, I'm gonna take a shower.
00:35:01Come in.
00:35:04Come in.
00:35:06Come in.
00:35:11Hello?
00:35:13Why are you out of breath?
00:35:14Oh, I had...
00:35:15I just got out of the shower.
00:35:16I had to run down some stairs.
00:35:17You took a shower?
00:35:19Why?
00:35:20I realized while we were talking I hadn't showered in a little bit,
00:35:22so I thought I'd, uh, take a shower.
00:35:24Take a shower.
00:35:25You do know that I can't, um, smell you over the phone, right?
00:35:27Well, I wasn't willing to take any chances.
00:35:29Why?
00:35:30Did you not take a shower since the last time we talked?
00:35:32Since we hung up ten minutes ago?
00:35:34No.
00:35:35I didn't take a shower.
00:35:37Gross.
00:35:39All right, so tell me about this guy.
00:35:40I'm dying to judge you.
00:35:42I don't wanna...
00:35:43I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
00:35:44Let's change the subject.
00:35:45Tell me what...
00:35:46Tell me what you're...
00:35:47You're up to.
00:35:48What's going on in your life?
00:35:49Uh, yeah.
00:35:50I mean, I'm, uh...
00:35:51You know, I'm still making music.
00:35:53I'm in a band right now with some super talented kids.
00:35:56It's called Restaurant.
00:35:57We've actually just finished touring in.
00:35:58Hold on now.
00:35:59Did you just say you're in a band called Restaurant, sir?
00:36:04Yeah, I'm in a band called Restaurant.
00:36:06That's not good.
00:36:07Really, it's such a talented group of smart musicians,
00:36:11and I think...
00:36:14Audrey!
00:36:16Audrey, are you drilling?
00:36:17There's all of a sudden a really weird sound.
00:36:20No, sorry, sorry.
00:36:21I'm, um, I'm making soup.
00:36:22I'm just...
00:36:23I'm, uh...
00:36:24I thought it would be quieter.
00:36:25Sorry.
00:36:26Did you just start when I started talking?
00:36:28No, you're right.
00:36:29I'm sorry.
00:36:30Um, tell me...
00:36:31Tell me more about your band.
00:36:32Uh, yeah.
00:36:33These kids are so good.
00:36:35I feel like we could hit a pop song or two,
00:36:37and I really...
00:36:38I feel like...
00:36:40Hey!
00:36:41Audrey!
00:36:43Hee-hee.
00:36:44I'm not falling for it.
00:36:45I'm not falling for it yet.
00:36:47Okay, will you just wait while I make the soup,
00:36:49and then we can really talk?
00:36:50You want me to wait while you make soup?
00:36:52Just wait!
00:36:53What else are you doing?
00:36:55Fine, go make your soup,
00:36:56but I am telling you about my band
00:36:58and my hopes and my dreams later.
00:37:00And you are gonna pretend to care.
00:37:02Okay, great.
00:37:04I'm hanging up!
00:37:05I'm not gonna wait!
00:37:06Leave.
00:37:07Leave, stop talking.
00:37:08Listen, I'm gonna just hang up,
00:37:10and I'll call you back, okay?
00:37:12Bye!
00:37:13Bye!
00:37:14Bye!
00:37:19Okay.
00:37:20The next task is called...
00:37:24Eat what you kill.
00:37:27Now, you have to know how to survive on your own,
00:37:33in the wild.
00:37:35You have to know how to fight for what you care about,
00:37:38how to be passionate about what you love,
00:37:40how to stand up to get what you want.
00:37:43Make it known.
00:37:46Be the predator, not the prey.
00:37:49Go catch a fish with your hands.
00:37:52You know, throw a rock on its head.
00:37:54Be part of the natural world.
00:38:08See me!
00:38:09What do you call me?
00:38:10Oh, you know, how to magic is?
00:38:11I can't say...
00:38:12Got a little, God.
00:38:13I can't tell you.
00:38:14I can't tell you.
00:38:15I can't tell you about how to live it.
00:38:16I can't tell you that you'll be the next day.
00:38:20It's time to put your eyes on the edge.
00:38:21A little harder.
00:38:22And you'll be the right,
00:38:23and you'll be the right way.
00:38:24And you'll be the right way.
00:38:25When you call me.
00:38:26If you call me.
00:38:27God, a little harder.
00:38:28And you'll be the right,
00:38:29and my love is always true.
00:38:31Would you stand for the same?
00:38:33If you say, what would you like me like you used to?
00:38:43If I could split my heart in two, give a bigger piece to you,
00:39:09what would you like me like you used to?
00:39:21Would you still feel the same?
00:39:27Would you love me like you used to?
00:39:34She's insane. Your mother is a crazy person.
00:39:38Yep.
00:39:40Aren't you supposed to be, like, apologizing to me or something?
00:39:43Right. I actually kind of forgot.
00:39:46Right. So when are you going to do it?
00:39:50Well, it could happen now. Should I do it now?
00:39:53Yeah. Let's do it. Get it over with.
00:39:55Okay, Audrey. I'm sorry.
00:40:00For what?
00:40:02Um, I'm sorry for breaking your heart?
00:40:06No, you didn't break my heart.
00:40:08I don't know. My mommy's making me do it and I have major mommy issues.
00:40:12Okay, are you happy now? Do I get her cabin?
00:40:14Oh, that's not a good apology. Come on.
00:40:17All right. Well, here's the truth. I'm sorry if I didn't, you know, fight for us because, you know, honestly, you're the smartest and the funniest and the sexiest person I've ever dated and I'm sorry I fucked it up.
00:40:36You are?
00:40:41Yeah. If I could do it again, I would have, um, done it differently.
00:40:48So what? You get your mom's cabin now?
00:40:52Well, no. Now I have to do the rest of her list, but then I get her cabin, yeah.
00:40:58Wait, what do I get out of this? Do I get anything?
00:41:01No, you don't get anything. You get the apology.
00:41:05You got a wrong deal. You got screwed. I'm sorry for that.
00:41:08That sucks.
00:41:10It's really not fair. It's a really wrong deal.
00:41:13I'm kind of drunk.
00:41:15Yeah, actually, speaking of me too.
00:41:18I'm not gonna have phone sex with you.
00:41:21Excuse me?
00:41:22I'm not gonna have phone sex with you.
00:41:24That's a weird turn. Who said anything about phone sex?
00:41:26Well, I'm just saying if that's why you called me, I'm not doing that.
00:41:30That is not why I called. You're the one who keeps talking about phone sex.
00:41:34Okay, well, tell me that you're not thinking about it.
00:41:37Well, I am thinking about it now because you brought it up, but I promise I wasn't thinking about it before.
00:41:43So, should we do it?
00:41:46Okay, fuck it. Let's do it. But I want to say, right off the bat, I don't think we're gonna be good at it.
00:41:52I think it's gonna be a little bit embarrassing. This was never really our vibe.
00:41:57Okay, well, since I've been with you, I've been with many a man.
00:42:01Weird brag.
00:42:02What I mean is I have gotten really good at phone sex.
00:42:06All right. Um, who goes first? How do you start phone sex?
00:42:14Um, okay. What am I wearing?
00:42:19I don't know. Probably a pair of underpants.
00:42:22Okay, let's not call them underpants. That's not sexy at all.
00:42:25Okay, um, what are you wearing?
00:42:31I'd rather not say.
00:42:33Just say it.
00:42:34I'm wearing my favorite pair of overalls.
00:42:37No, no, no, no, no, no. Leaf, come on.
00:42:40I still wear the same overalls that I wore when we were together.
00:42:44Okay, don't say overalls. You're ruining it.
00:42:46Okay, okay. I'm wearing, I'm wearing pants.
00:42:48Oh, you're so bad at this. Okay, I'm lying down now. Are you touching me?
00:42:56Yes, I am. Very softly. So soft you could barely feel me.
00:43:00No, rough.
00:43:01Rough, that's exactly what I was saying. I started soft, but then I went so rough like an animal.
00:43:06Okay. Um, why don't you take your pants off?
00:43:10You mean my overalls? Because it is a whole thing to take these off.
00:43:13Stop saying overalls.
00:43:15Unless they're like, are they like fireman overalls or something?
00:43:18Yeah, they're, uh, they're exactly like firemen.
00:43:21Well, I can tell you're lying, so I want you to just take your pants off now.
00:43:26Ready, go.
00:43:27You're the boss.
00:43:30Do I narrate it or just do it and then come back and talk to you?
00:43:33Leaf, come on.
00:43:34I'm just gonna start. The shirt's coming off.
00:43:38Okay. Give me one second.
00:43:41Leaf, you're taking your pants off?
00:43:43Fucking edit. Fucking one button, man.
00:43:47Wait. Wait.
00:43:53I'm totally naked.
00:43:56I am rubbing you down.
00:43:59Hard.
00:44:01You're covered in oil.
00:44:04I just got off a shift and I'm a fucking fireman.
00:44:14Audrey?
00:44:15Leaf, did you just fucking hang up on me?
00:44:18Fully accidental if I did. My phone dropped.
00:44:21Did you hear anything about the fireman thing?
00:44:23I'm gonna go do this by myself.
00:44:26It's over?
00:44:27It's over.
00:44:28How could it be over? It just started. My overalls are half off.
00:44:32You blew it.
00:44:33Hey.
00:44:36Will you come up here?
00:44:38To your dead mom's cabin?
00:44:40Well, I don't call it my dead mom's cabin, but I'm dying to see you.
00:44:47Um, yeah. Yeah, I can come up on Friday.
00:44:52This Friday?
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:54Let me check my schedule. I'm free.
00:44:57Okay. Okay. Great. Yes. Medium sex with my ex-boyfriend. Let's do this.
00:45:04Count on it. But don't count on it being very long. I don't want the pressure.
00:45:09See you Friday.
00:45:10Good night.
00:45:21I'm not gonna do what you think I'm gonna do, but only out of respect for our relationship.
00:45:27In fact, I need to take a shower.
00:45:34I need to take a shower.
00:45:53Hey, it's enough.
00:45:55Nora, stop it. What do you want?
00:46:09Hey!
00:46:10Can I help you?
00:46:12Hey!
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:26Hey!
00:46:43Hey!
00:46:44What do you want?
00:46:48Hey!
00:46:49who the fuck is this it is Gorka why are you yelling at me oh I'm sorry Gorka it's good
00:47:04what's going on how are you I'm good and I'm bad my friend listen I won't dance around this
00:47:10subject because I have too much respect for you I've known you for too many years too many roads
00:47:15too many bus tours too many girls too many bands too many stories aren't you dancing around the
00:47:20subject what's up Gorka the band wants you out I can't believe it what it's not personal it's just
00:47:28your style your energy your vibe your personality doesn't fit in my personality Gorka how is that
00:47:36not personal it's my personality also the fact that you're older than the rest of the band members
00:47:41by like 20 years and you play the bongos I'm a percussionist I don't just play bongos well
00:47:46you favor the bongos too much oh fuck off Gorka I don't favor bongos too much maybe it's not cool
00:47:52to have an older bongo player I'm sorry man first your mama now this you're in a shitty roll of luck
00:48:00yeah I'm on a pretty shitty roll of luck Gorka well I have more bad news your cabin at the back of my
00:48:09property is deemed a legal additional dwelling unit uh what what does that mean well it means
00:48:16you have to tear down your little hub oh don't do this right now hey maybe we could pull it apart
00:48:23and make a bonfire like a farewell to this time of ours maybe that would feel necessary that we have
00:48:28to move on I mean look you have a new cabin now why don't you just leave there you will be fine
00:48:33hey Gorka is this um is this because Nora bit you no not even a little no no I apologized about
00:48:43that it's not going to happen again and it was my fault she shouldn't have been off leash
00:48:46I've forgiven your dog for molling me
00:48:49oh all good do you have anything else to say what else is there to say
00:48:57okay okay I'm sorry man bye yeah talk soon
00:49:06that's on you a hundred percent you bit him and you
00:49:36you fucked us you know what people call a dog that bites a biting dog asshole
00:49:44and that's how you're acting
00:49:47oh my god
00:49:53oh
00:49:55fuck
00:49:58I don't know.
00:50:28Fuck?
00:50:41Sometimes life is messy. It doesn't go as you planned.
00:50:44But you can't wallow in that.
00:50:47There's no time.
00:50:49You need to suck it up and pick up the pieces and rebuild.
00:50:53It's like your music, Leif. Your career hasn't gone exactly as planned.
00:50:59But it's not over.
00:51:02Um, how do I say this?
00:51:07Leif, you just think too much in your art.
00:51:12You're so fucking scared of what people are gonna say or think.
00:51:17And it's killing you.
00:51:20So this is my request.
00:51:23I want you to play a song.
00:51:26Just for me.
00:51:29Play it from your heart.
00:51:31Don't worry about if it's good or bad or any of that kind of stuff.
00:51:34Just do it for me because you fucking love to make music.
00:51:38I promise I'll be listening.
00:51:42You know, I'm a shitty painter. Okay.
00:51:51But I'm also great because I paint for myself.
00:51:55I paint because I love it.
00:51:57And that's what you've forgotten. You forgot that you love your music.
00:52:18Yeah, I was just jamming. It was really fucking awesome.
00:52:34And it made me think that I don't need to be in a band called Restaurant.
00:52:37What I need to do is make my own music.
00:52:40And so I feel really thankful to Honey. You know, I never would have got there, but...
00:52:43Leif, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna come up.
00:52:45What?
00:52:46To the cabin.
00:52:48I'm not gonna come.
00:52:50Why not? What are you talking about?
00:52:52I can't do this. I can't do this with you. You're not just a hookup to me.
00:52:57Oh, come on, Aud. I could be a hookup. Let's just... I'll be a hookup this trip. Just come.
00:53:01Shut up, Leif. Please.
00:53:03Just come... Look, this is a celebration, remember? My mother's dead.
00:53:07Listen, I like you is the thing. I... I like you so much.
00:53:12I'm going through a brutal breakup, and it's painful.
00:53:16I don't know. I don't wanna lead you on and then disappoint you,
00:53:19which is what would happen, you know?
00:53:22So I'm not gonna come up, Leif. I just... I can't...
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:34Okay. Great.
00:53:40I'm gonna go.
00:53:45Unless you have anything else to say.
00:53:49I don't know what else to, um...
00:53:53to say, Audra.
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:59Yeah, I guess that's it. I hope that, um...
00:54:02Look, it was really nice to help you...
00:54:04Um, I'm gonna go, okay?
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:08Bye.
00:54:10Yeah, good, um...
00:54:12Have a great life.
00:54:18Okay.
00:54:19Bye.
00:54:25Oh, man.
00:54:27Fuck.
00:54:28Noorah, come on. We're going for a walk.
00:54:38Fine, I'll go alone.
00:54:40Noorsah, furthermore noorah, move your way.
00:54:42Oh, man.
00:54:58Sorry.
00:55:29Hey.
00:55:30Hey, Nora!
00:55:31Nora!
00:55:32Nora!
00:55:33Nora!
00:55:34Nora!
00:55:34Nora!
00:55:34Come on girl!
00:55:37Where are you?
00:55:38Nora!
00:55:39Nora!
00:55:40Nora!
00:55:41Nora!
00:55:42Nora!
00:55:42Nora!
00:55:44Nora!
00:55:45Nora!
00:55:47Nora!
00:55:49Nora!
00:55:51Nora!
00:55:53Come on, girl.
00:55:55Where are you?
00:55:57Nora!
00:55:59Nora!
00:56:01Nora!
00:56:03Nora!
00:56:05Come here, girls.
00:56:07Nora!
00:56:09Nora!
00:56:11Nora!
00:56:13Come on, girl!
00:56:17Fuck!
00:56:29Bridgeport Police.
00:56:31Yeah, I'd like to report a missing dog.
00:56:33Maybe a stolen dog.
00:56:35Can you please just...
00:56:39Phew. Okay.
00:56:41Bridgeport Police.
00:56:43Hi, I'd like to...
00:56:45Is this the same person?
00:56:47No, sir. This is someone else.
00:56:49I would like to report my dog is missing.
00:56:51Or stolen. I don't know.
00:56:53I think stolen.
00:56:54There's a man in a yellow jacket who stole my dog.
00:56:56And I know his address.
00:56:57Okay. What's his name, sir?
00:56:59I do not know his name.
00:57:01I have not seen his face.
00:57:03All I know is that he's been in a yellow jacket,
00:57:05and I know it's him, because yesterday,
00:57:07I accidentally broke into his house,
00:57:09and that really pissed him off.
00:57:11I didn't technically break in.
00:57:13My mother gave me the key, okay?
00:57:15My mom is dead.
00:57:16Okay.
00:57:17And she made a list.
00:57:18And I had to do the list.
00:57:19And on the list, I had to break into this man
00:57:21with the yellow jacket's house
00:57:23and leave a note on his bed, okay?
00:57:25I would like you to send a patrol car there.
00:57:27And if the dog is not there,
00:57:28I would like you to ask him some questions.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:31What'd you say his name was?
00:57:32I don't know the fucking man's name.
00:57:34We're going in circles here.
00:57:35He put two dead rabbits on my fucking hood.
00:57:39He stole your rabbits as well.
00:57:41He didn't.
00:57:42They're not my rabbits!
00:57:43Sir, I'm an agent.
00:57:44Calm down.
00:57:45You know what's gonna happen, sir?
00:57:46Is I'm gonna go to this fucking guy's house.
00:57:48Oh, sir.
00:57:49And then you're gonna have two dead rabbits,
00:57:51a fucking dead dog,
00:57:52and a fucking dead man on your hands.
00:57:55Hold, please.
00:57:57Don't put me on hold...
00:57:59Uh...
00:58:10Nora!
00:58:11Nora!
00:58:12Hey!
00:58:13If you're in here, man, I want my dog back!
00:58:17I'm not fucking around!
00:58:19Nora!
00:58:20Nora, I am here!
00:58:23Make a sound, and I'll come get you!
00:58:25and I'll come get you!
00:58:27If he's here, I'll kill him!
00:58:33Okay, if you have my dog,
00:58:38no questions asked.
00:58:41Okay, if you have my dog, it's okay.
00:58:44I'm the predator, not the prey.
00:58:51Okay.
00:58:55Okay.
00:59:13Nora!
00:59:22Nora!
00:59:25Then this baby boy?
00:59:27Hey!
00:59:31Yes!
00:59:32And it's okay.
00:59:34What it is?
00:59:36Have you got to give her a call?
00:59:38Stop.
00:59:39We will during these three times.
00:59:41Something.
00:59:42Don't do it.
00:59:43Still don't take a call.
00:59:44Don't do it.
00:59:45I will 14%-
00:59:46stop.
00:59:47You gotta find me,
00:59:48but I couldema
00:59:48you step on.
00:59:50Hmm.
00:59:55Hmm?
00:59:59Hmm.
01:00:20Hmm.
01:00:43Hey, fuckboy.
01:00:44Ah, fuck! Back, back!
01:00:46What the fuck did I ever do to you? What do you want from me?
01:00:48I want to slice you open and watch your fucking guts spill out, sugar dick.
01:00:51Why are you fucking with me?
01:00:53I think you got that backwards.
01:00:54You're the one who stole my dog, man.
01:00:56And if you did, just please give her back, and then this is over.
01:00:58I don't know anything about a fucking dog,
01:01:00and you're the one that's been messing with me, okay?
01:01:03You fucking broke into my house first, remember?
01:01:05Yes, I do. There's an explanation for that.
01:01:06Oh, please.
01:01:07I was doing Honey's List, okay?
01:01:09She told me to go in and leave the note on your pillow. That's it.
01:01:12That's how fucking pussy whipped you are there, sugar dick?
01:01:15You just prance your sweet cheeks all over town,
01:01:18doing whatever the hell she tells you to, fuckboy?
01:01:20What the fuck is with your aggressive compliments,
01:01:23you fucking weirdo, man?
01:01:25Just so you know, that's all you're ever gonna be to her.
01:01:27You're just a little fucktoy, and she's gonna chew you up
01:01:29and spit you out when she's done.
01:01:31Who is gonna do that to me?
01:01:33Don't fucking play dumb with me, asshole. Honey!
01:01:37Honey's my mom.
01:01:42Like your actual mother.
01:01:45She gave birth to you. Oh, fuck, your leaf!
01:01:48Oh, fuck.
01:01:52Dude, that's hilarious.
01:01:54So wait, did she tell you about our fight?
01:01:56Because, listen, there's two sides to every story.
01:01:59I'm not the bad guy here, okay?
01:02:01I mean, she fucking stole from me.
01:02:04Do you not know about Honey?
01:02:07What about Honey?
01:02:10Honey's dead, man.
01:02:14What?
01:02:16My mother's, uh, she passed away.
01:02:19That's why I'm here.
01:02:23Honey is dead?
01:02:25Honey?
01:02:28Yes.
01:02:32How?
01:02:34Cancer, yes.
01:02:38Cancer?
01:02:40Jesus, honey.
01:02:44I didn't know.
01:02:47Oh, fuck.
01:02:48She didn't say anything about being sick.
01:02:51Who are you, man?
01:02:58I'm Carl.
01:03:02We were...
01:03:04Your mom and I were lovers.
01:03:08I mean, we were...
01:03:11on a break.
01:03:13And I thought she...
01:03:15hooked up with some young dude to...
01:03:18you know, just...
01:03:20get a little on the side.
01:03:21She used to do that sometimes.
01:03:24Your mom had quite an appetite.
01:03:28Yeah, young guys.
01:03:30Threesomes.
01:03:31I mean, group sex.
01:03:32Whatever.
01:03:33Like an oral, anal.
01:03:34I mean, she did it all.
01:03:35She was a very, very sexual animal,
01:03:39and that's probably not what her son wants to hear,
01:03:41I guess.
01:03:42Sorry.
01:03:43No problem.
01:03:48Oh, fuck.
01:03:51Goddamn.
01:03:52I feel like I'm fucking made out of clay or something here.
01:03:57Oh, God.
01:03:58I might pass out.
01:04:01Can I get a water?
01:04:02Yeah, of course.
01:04:03I'll grab you a water.
01:04:04I'll grab you a water.
01:04:06Oh, you okay?
01:04:36Come in!
01:04:50It's a lot of water, man.
01:05:06Thanks.
01:05:11We had a fight.
01:05:14Me and Honey, I mean, she stole from me and it seemed so important at the time.
01:05:25God, I got so fucking mad.
01:05:30I said terrible things to her.
01:05:34I called my dog a biting asshole before she disappeared.
01:05:39Well, your mom was...
01:05:45I called her some bad shit, too.
01:05:46I called her a fucking thief and a rat.
01:05:51She really loved you, Leif.
01:05:55I mean...
01:05:57It tore her apart that she left you.
01:06:01That was her big regret in life.
01:06:05And it broke her heart that you didn't want anything to do with her after you grew up.
01:06:13I mean, maybe she deserved forgiveness.
01:06:21People who love each other should be together.
01:06:23That's the bottom line.
01:06:25I mean, time together is what matters.
01:06:35And now it's too late.
01:06:38It's too late for both of us.
01:06:40You know?
01:06:41You know?
01:06:42We fucking blew it.
01:06:43Shame on us.
01:06:47I can't be here anymore.
01:06:50It smells like her here, you know?
01:06:53I can feel her.
01:06:59Love you, honey.
01:07:01I'm gonna miss you.
01:07:02I don't know.
01:07:03I'm gonna miss you.
01:07:04I'm gonna miss you.
01:07:05Oh, God, I'm gonna miss your smile and your eyes.
01:07:18Your mind.
01:07:21Your sense of humor.
01:07:24The taste of your vagina in the morning.
01:07:28I'm gonna miss all of it.
01:07:32I'm gonna miss you, sweet girl.
01:07:37I'll miss you every day.
01:07:40For the rest of my days.
01:07:49Well...
01:07:50I'll get out of your hair.
01:08:00If you decide to stick around, um...
01:08:04You know, you can come by my place anytime you want.
01:08:07We could, uh...
01:08:09I don't know, go fishing or...
01:08:12something.
01:08:13Tell you a lot of stories about your mom.
01:08:16That'd be great.
01:08:18I'll keep an eye open for your dog, too.
01:08:22That'd be amazing if something, uh...
01:08:25happened with that.
01:08:27Dogs have a way of reappearing on this mountain.
01:08:32I hope so.
01:08:47...
01:09:00Sauron!
01:09:04Sauron!
01:09:06Come on, little girl!
01:09:09Come on, Vera.
01:09:27Nora!
01:09:39This is the last one. And then we're done.
01:09:57It's called Green Lake. It is my favorite spot. It is so beautiful. It hurts.
01:10:04I'm gonna miss that.
01:10:10Anyway, you're gonna hike there, and it's not an easy hike,
01:10:14so make sure you have on good shoes.
01:10:17There's a red backpack in the garage labeled Green Lake.
01:10:23There's some supplies in there, and there's a map in the front compartment.
01:10:26You'll need that. Definitely.
01:10:29Don't open anything else. Just get the map and follow the instructions.
01:10:34We wandered where we stood in the rock, in the wood.
01:10:47Hidden chapels, sacred stone, carried here by those who've gone.
01:10:54Enjoy the hike. I took it many times, countless times.
01:10:59And I always thought of you.
01:11:02When I was missing you, I went here.
01:11:05Through the window to the hills, emerald shatters autumn spills.
01:11:12She wears a cloak of gold, the mother here, the chestnut oak.
01:11:18I always hoped you'd call me back, and we'd come to the sleigh together one day.
01:11:30It's marked on the map. You can't miss it.
01:11:33It's marked on the map. It's marked on the map.
01:11:37You can't miss it. It's marked on the map.
01:11:38It's marked on the map.
01:11:40Although you are seeing the accumulated between your group
01:11:41and your group and your group,
01:11:42you know, one of them were amazed.
01:11:43You know, it was quite a bit of a week and a break.
01:11:45It was in the map.
01:11:46I was that little by the way of therasil.
01:11:47You know, you've been around the hope.
01:11:49and you really did not miss a while.
01:11:51I just wanted to get it on the map,
01:11:53and you can't remember.
01:11:54Ah!
01:12:04I made it.
01:12:08It's probably not that green, though.
01:12:12Now, under the big tree, you'll find a box.
01:12:15It's my ashes.
01:12:24It's my house.
01:12:45Once you find it, read the letter that's in the backpack.
01:12:51All right.
01:12:52My name is Leif.
01:12:55My mother loved me.
01:12:58I wish she was different than who she was.
01:13:01I hated that she left me,
01:13:04and I was never willing to listen to anything she had to say
01:13:09because I thought she was a kook, and maybe she was.
01:13:14But now my mother is dead,
01:13:17and I am at a lake with no mother,
01:13:20and she wants me to say these words.
01:13:25I love you, Mom.
01:13:27I forgive you.
01:13:30It's time for me to move on with my life and be successful.
01:13:34I will be dead soon.
01:13:37So will everyone.
01:13:38So will the planet.
01:13:40If those motherfuckers in government
01:13:42don't start taking global warming seriously.
01:13:46Fucking pricks.
01:13:47Money horse.
01:13:54That's great.
01:13:55Now eulogize me in your own words
01:13:59and scatter my ashes.
01:14:01Don't spill me.
01:14:07I wish I had something great to say, honey,
01:14:10and I had a lot of feelings.
01:14:14But I think my biggest regret
01:14:15is that we didn't spend any time together.
01:14:17I just don't know you, and you don't...
01:14:21Hey, y'all!
01:14:24Hi.
01:14:26Were you just a swat?
01:14:30Yeah, it's, uh, it was my mother's favorite.
01:14:35Okay.
01:14:36Bye now.
01:14:37Bye now.
01:14:38What the fuck?
01:14:47Rest in peace, honey.
01:14:59Okay.
01:15:04Whoa.
01:15:06All right.
01:15:08Bye now.
01:15:38Bye now.
01:16:00Bye now.
01:16:04Bye now.
01:16:04Oh, my God.
01:16:34Oh, shit.
01:17:04Oh, shit.
01:17:06Oh, shit.
01:17:10Oh, shit.
01:17:15Oh, shit.
01:17:24Oh, my God.
01:17:54Okay, you learned what I needed to teach you.
01:18:17You let out your emotions, you rekindled your love, and you became the predator.
01:18:24Those lessons are what I learned to be most important on this planet.
01:18:29So now, you've learned it from me.
01:18:33And, yeah, okay, they're from the Habata Trinity.
01:18:36And I know you hate that shit, but I did get some good out of those years before they fucked me over.
01:18:41And anyway, it's too expensive to sue, so, you know, that's that.
01:18:44Now, obviously, I have no way to prove you did the list, or not.
01:18:51There's no lie detector, anything insane like that.
01:18:54But I do hope you did it, Leif, because it's meant to help.
01:18:57I want for you to experience the best of this life, Leif.
01:19:02That's all I ever wanted.
01:19:05And most importantly, to feel everything along the way.
01:19:10There's a kind of man, he says he knows, what he'll never understand.
01:19:22And if so, call the truth to, this leads no part of the land.
01:19:32But you stand inside a golden light, cast by your own head.
01:19:44Sorry, I forget about you.
01:19:45Hope is a choice, love has a voice.
01:19:57It's not the leaves or the branches, but the whisper in between.
01:20:08You did it, kid.
01:20:10Whoa, you finished the list.
01:20:12The cabin is all yours.
01:20:14Or maybe you didn't, and then I've just been wasting my fucking time.
01:20:19But if you did, I'm so proud of you.
01:20:22I hope you had a fun time.
01:20:24It means a lot to me.
01:20:26By the way, those were not my real ashes, of course.
01:20:29When you think about it, it's not logical, right?
01:20:31I mean, I hid the backpack, I hid the box.
01:20:34And also, I do not weigh 50 pounds, and there were not enough ashes in that.
01:20:38But then you probably figured that out, because you're such a little smarty pants.
01:20:42Sadly, I didn't.
01:20:44Now, this last bit is important.
01:20:49You have to move on with your life.
01:20:52What happened to you is not what's happening to you.
01:20:57Your past does not dictate your future.
01:20:59Life is so short.
01:21:04Try having some more fun.
01:21:06And be kind.
01:21:11I love you with all my heart.
01:21:16I'm so sorry that I wasn't better at showing that to you.
01:21:19I fucked up.
01:21:21I just fucked up.
01:21:22And it was my fault.
01:21:25I know it.
01:21:27I'm sorry.
01:21:28I know I'm hoping, and I believe, that we will be reunited again in some dimension.
01:21:41Oh, yeah.
01:21:42I know you don't believe that, but you're going to feel so stupid when it happens.
01:21:49And then, maybe we can spend the time together that we didn't in this life.
01:21:56I would like that.
01:22:07So...
01:22:08Until then.
01:22:10Until then.
01:22:10I don't know.
01:22:21I don't know.
01:22:23I don't know.
01:22:53It's a terrible pain, but it's an even worse title.
01:23:23I'm going to miss you, Mom.
01:23:28That's for sure.
01:23:30I'm going to miss you, Mom.
01:23:39I'm going to miss you, Mom.
01:23:44I'm going to miss you, Mom.
01:23:53Now, darling, I am not afraid to, not afraid to love you.
01:24:02I am not afraid.
01:24:05And sugar, honey pie, ain't going to hurt you or let you down.
01:24:17Oh, I know I got to be stronger.
01:24:22Oh, little girl, I will never do you wrong.
01:24:26Oh, I know I got to be stronger.
01:24:31Oh, little girl, I will never do you wrong.
01:24:36Oh, I know I got to be stronger.
01:24:41Oh, little girl, I will never do you wrong.
01:24:45Oh, I know I got to be stronger.
01:24:52Oh, little girl, I will never do you wrong.
01:24:57Oh, little girl, I will never do you wrong.
01:25:02So, darling, just tell me you need me.
01:25:07And I will be better for having you by my side.
01:25:12And sugar, I am not afraid to, not afraid to love you.
01:25:23I am not afraid.
01:25:26I am not afraid.
01:25:30I am not afraid.
01:25:33I am not afraid.
01:26:36Habata
01:26:38Habata
01:26:44Habata
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01:26:56Habata
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01:27:12Habata
01:27:14Habata
01:27:16Habata
01:27:18Habata
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01:27:22Habata
01:27:24Habata
01:27:26Habata
01:27:28Habata
01:27:30Habata
01:27:32Hapata
01:27:34Hapata
01:27:40Hapata
01:27:46Hapata
01:27:52We feel on power
01:27:56Hapata
01:28:00We feel
01:28:02Hapata
01:28:04We feel
01:28:08Hapata
01:28:10Hapata
01:28:12Oh we feel
01:28:14Hapata
01:28:16Hapata
01:28:18Yeah we
01:28:20Hapata
01:28:22Hapata
01:28:26Amen.
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