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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:06I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:11you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22The payoff my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:42No feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you I'm good at you.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:56Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08I'm open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:29Uh,
00:04:31guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules!
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:40In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities,
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:10is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving
00:08:14any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:20Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe
00:08:29a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:35Thanks, Snowy.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me!
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:12Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this.
00:09:54Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died,
00:10:29he left us enough
00:10:30of $100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:41if you worked at their summer house,
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules,
00:10:46if you don't get this job back,
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:52I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:01You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:09and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:18What?
00:11:18You still have feelings
00:11:19for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw
00:11:23in that girl.
00:11:24Mia,
00:11:24do not say anything mean
00:11:26about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything
00:12:00that happened between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:18than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:33You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:40you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me
00:14:05this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah,
00:14:17you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you
00:14:28been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead
00:14:41and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping your job.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules,
00:15:22you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules,
00:15:32your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Ah!
00:15:49Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me!
00:15:52You better give me
00:15:54my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person
00:15:57you can trust
00:15:58in this house
00:15:58full of snakes.
00:16:00Ah!
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming
00:16:10for the third time!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:15Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:16:20Hand me your shirt!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Are you seriously
00:16:38fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:39Yeah, thanks for warming
00:16:43him up for me
00:16:44the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work
00:16:49for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think
00:16:56that you can just
00:16:56climb your way
00:16:57back up the social ladder
00:16:58that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make
00:17:03your life hell.
00:17:11Your time
00:17:11to get back
00:17:12at me is cringe
00:17:13as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you
00:17:14because now that
00:17:15Mia's off my hands,
00:17:16I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're gonna blow
00:17:18it just like you did
00:17:19last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really
00:17:22blew it when she leaked
00:17:24the sex tape,
00:17:24didn't she?
00:17:26You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you.
00:17:28Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates
00:17:30for the Lehman internship,
00:17:31right?
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:32What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules
00:17:36till the end of the summer,
00:17:38you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up
00:17:41with me,
00:17:41I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah, she's really
00:17:45gonna stay with you
00:17:46with all five and a half
00:17:47inches of Emmett Coburn
00:17:48in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:02Emmett, get out.
00:18:05Did I get my job back?
00:18:11Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:12to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy,
00:18:24and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:25Well, my services
00:18:29aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl
00:18:32that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me,
00:18:42and at the end of the summer,
00:18:44this money will be yours.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you
00:19:00on the last day
00:19:01at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then,
00:19:05this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough
00:19:09to save my mom,
00:19:10my house,
00:19:11and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:17Great.
00:19:20Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:38All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:50Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know,
00:19:55I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules,
00:19:59Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things
00:20:07to get complicated.
00:20:10And you're my complication,
00:20:11Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:18Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules,
00:20:33I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this,
00:20:36I don't want you
00:20:37hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be
00:20:41the last person
00:20:42I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person
00:20:45you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her,
00:21:01there's a reason
00:21:01we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else
00:21:06was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass
00:21:09in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little
00:21:11sex tape partner over here.
00:21:12At least I
00:21:15didn't show your dick
00:21:16to the entire world
00:21:17like this skank.
00:21:19Mia,
00:21:20do not talk to me
00:21:22or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:28I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Hey, Mom.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some
00:21:43fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner
00:21:47is served.
00:21:49Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:12Look at
00:22:22Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh,
00:22:25she can release
00:22:26a sex tape
00:22:26but can't take
00:22:27a body shot.
00:22:33Noah,
00:22:34are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules,
00:22:42take your shirt off.
00:22:43Oops.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:12spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules,
00:23:17I'm still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just
00:23:29kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty,
00:23:43Noah,
00:23:43you can
00:23:44take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:59It was an act,
00:24:01it was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed
00:24:04to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real
00:24:07asshole sometimes,
00:24:09you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna
00:24:13strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:17bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny,
00:25:07that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you
00:25:24since the first time
00:25:25you started hooking up with Noah
00:25:26and she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube
00:25:31got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh,
00:25:34yeah.
00:25:36Like what you see?
00:25:49I do,
00:25:50actually.
00:26:06What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember,
00:26:19no donerals.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Meet me at the pool.
00:26:36What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute,
00:26:49he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:26:52he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now,
00:27:00but
00:27:00Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:06Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:29when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34She'll definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone,
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now
00:27:52whether Jules stays
00:27:54or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01All right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys,
00:28:12I'm just kidding.
00:28:13I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is,
00:28:18I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:24Wow.
00:28:26Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out
00:28:41what Jules really said
00:28:42about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:49Save it.
00:28:50The proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah,
00:28:53I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know
00:28:58what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying
00:29:03to find out
00:29:04what your little girlfriend
00:29:05said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think
00:29:08everyone
00:29:09should find out
00:29:11what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett.
00:29:15This one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb
00:29:18because he thinks that
00:29:19vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:22I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me
00:29:27with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says
00:29:31that Destiny's boob job
00:29:32doesn't even look like
00:29:32it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules would never say
00:29:40any of those things,
00:29:41all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you,
00:29:44Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me
00:29:46after the first time
00:29:47you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant,
00:29:50cocky,
00:29:51and needs to be the best
00:29:53at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett
00:29:54are perfect
00:29:55as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're so hot.
00:30:32Say that again
00:30:33with your shirt off.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:34You and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like,
00:31:04I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:08show them crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude,
00:31:21look,
00:31:21you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear
00:31:26you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:31Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett,
00:31:33stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules,
00:31:51did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Jules,
00:31:58why would you take a video
00:31:59of us having sex
00:32:00and post it?
00:32:01What,
00:32:01are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know
00:32:07you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules,
00:32:09I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:10than let everybody
00:32:10at this party know
00:32:11that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like
00:32:18all the other douchebags
00:32:19on this campus.
00:32:19whoa,
00:32:20whoa,
00:32:20you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it
00:32:33with a girl
00:32:34you've had feelings for
00:32:35since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia,
00:32:39thank God you're here.
00:32:40Listen,
00:32:42Jules,
00:32:43none of us
00:32:44want to be associated
00:32:45with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out
00:32:49and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:10That feels better,
00:33:34doesn't it?
00:33:36And now
00:33:37since I saved you,
00:33:39maybe you can make me
00:33:40feel better.
00:33:42Emmett,
00:33:43don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:47Tell your boyfriend
00:33:47how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules,
00:33:49tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett,
00:33:57thank you for saving me,
00:33:58but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer
00:34:06to making her mind.
00:34:10Jules,
00:34:11what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie,
00:34:27you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember,
00:34:31don't tell anybody
00:34:32about this, okay?
00:34:33I'm not some dirty
00:34:41little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:45You know,
00:34:57once we make this official,
00:34:58I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way,
00:35:00everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:04it's party time.
00:35:06OMG,
00:35:14I finally hooked up
00:35:15with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up
00:35:18with him if he was
00:35:18the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up
00:35:21with your ex-boyfriend's
00:35:22roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him
00:35:25like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked,
00:35:27you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew,
00:35:30spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated
00:35:32that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant,
00:35:34ain't cocky,
00:35:35and probably needs
00:35:36to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett
00:35:38are the perfect
00:35:38matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him
00:35:42more than I ever
00:35:42liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever
00:35:45liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts
00:35:49were all things
00:35:49that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one
00:35:52about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant
00:35:54and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her
00:36:03I have feelings for you,
00:36:04is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I
00:36:23supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:28I need to see the text
00:36:29from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know
00:36:31that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah
00:36:33the texts,
00:36:34he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way
00:36:42for me to prove it.
00:36:43I know it was a really
00:36:51long time ago,
00:36:52but when I really
00:36:53think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you,
00:36:55Jules.
00:36:55I really do.
00:37:00I give those two
00:37:02until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this
00:37:08to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're
00:37:10obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they'll
00:37:13remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them
00:37:19remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game
00:37:26are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape
00:37:28and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever
00:37:32blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:36She's never kissed me
00:38:01like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really
00:38:44piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell
00:39:01everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack
00:39:03you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying,
00:39:14okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys
00:39:16were hooking up,
00:39:17all right?
00:39:18But that was well
00:39:18before I had feelings
00:39:19for you.
00:39:22You have feelings
00:39:23for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys
00:39:29were hooking up,
00:39:30all right?
00:39:30But that was well
00:39:31before I had feelings
00:39:32for you.
00:39:33You have feelings
00:39:33for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings
00:39:35for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion,
00:39:41frustration,
00:39:42blind rage.
00:39:44You're a dick!
00:39:44Yeah, but you know
00:39:45what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make
00:39:47me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know
00:39:50that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video
00:39:54was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken, too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you
00:40:05and you let me down,
00:40:06and now I'm saying
00:40:06I would do anything
00:40:08to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to
00:40:11get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want
00:40:21to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want
00:40:22to break the rules
00:40:23and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want
00:40:24to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want
00:40:26to give up the money.
00:40:34Well, it looks like
00:40:36our favorite couple
00:40:37survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed
00:40:41with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know
00:40:42that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know
00:40:44she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost
00:40:48all their money
00:40:49after her dad died
00:40:50of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason
00:40:52why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad
00:40:53owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother
00:40:55still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should
00:40:57take Jules shopping
00:40:58so she can forget
00:40:59she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money
00:41:01always makes me
00:41:02feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04Yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that
00:41:05right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:12It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look,
00:41:18if I don't get the money,
00:41:21I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean,
00:41:26Mia and I
00:41:27want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny,
00:41:30me and Jules are talking.
00:41:31She was about to answer
00:41:33a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping
00:41:36with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want
00:41:38to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't
00:41:39have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about
00:41:41my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:58The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing
00:42:05for everyone to realize
00:42:06how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait
00:42:08to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules
00:42:10and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude,
00:42:13the Lehman internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship
00:42:15in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored
00:42:17for sigmas
00:42:18like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me,
00:42:22me and Jules
00:42:23are in this for good
00:42:23or at least
00:42:25until the end
00:42:25of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:35If it isn't
00:42:37my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh,
00:42:39that dress you ordered
00:42:39finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my God,
00:42:44it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm going to go
00:42:46try this on!
00:42:51Right.
00:42:54Ah!
00:42:55You ordered
00:42:55the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no,
00:42:58I used the measurements
00:42:59that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:02It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here
00:43:12all the time.
00:43:13Oh,
00:43:13she can't afford
00:43:14this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop
00:43:16at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's
00:43:20no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things
00:43:26to do than to be
00:43:27dealing with shrewds
00:43:28like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh,
00:43:33Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna
00:43:35take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently,
00:43:45I'm too poor
00:43:46to even stand
00:43:47in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend
00:43:53can get whatever
00:43:54she wants.
00:43:56And I would like
00:43:57to try this dress
00:43:58on first.
00:43:59No way,
00:44:00this is mine!
00:44:01Are you gonna
00:44:01purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this
00:44:04stanky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on,
00:44:06Jules.
00:44:20What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:27Will you come
00:44:29help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:40You know,
00:44:40there's only one problem
00:44:41with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks
00:44:47a no-boner rule.
00:44:48Well,
00:44:56aren't you gonna
00:44:57thank me?
00:45:02Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty
00:45:11sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick
00:45:14on a fucking pig.
00:45:16put the dress
00:45:22on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me,
00:45:26um,
00:45:26I am missing
00:45:28a very
00:45:29expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out
00:45:36your bag
00:45:36and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever,
00:45:41Mia.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:42Yeah.
00:45:42Yeah.
00:45:46See?
00:45:55Told ya.
00:46:02I don't know
00:46:04how that got there.
00:46:05Well,
00:46:06she stole it.
00:46:07and I believe
00:46:10that $500
00:46:11is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No,
00:46:19it's not.
00:46:20Yes,
00:46:20it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you,
00:46:23so I put the necklace
00:46:24in your purse,
00:46:25but I was gonna pay for it
00:46:26once everybody left.
00:46:27You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us
00:46:32want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it,
00:46:35trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful
00:46:37in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace
00:46:39on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41Here we go.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking
00:46:57pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah,
00:47:00Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well,
00:47:01enjoy it while it lasts
00:47:02because after tonight,
00:47:03I'll have a little slut
00:47:04begging for me.
00:47:05watch your mouth don't talk about Jules like that
00:47:13okay dude Jules was mine first
00:47:17I dumped her okay it's a matter of time before she comes running
00:47:21back to me Jules broke up with you so she could be with me
00:47:24okay all right let's add some heat to our bet
00:47:29yeah I get Jules' panties off by the end of tonight
00:47:34you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house
00:47:37fine and when you don't hook up with Jules I want you to back off of her for
00:47:42the rest of the summer okay I don't even want you looking at her
00:47:44deal
00:47:46you better not make me go into that club alone
00:47:53Jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:56eat shit
00:48:04hey
00:48:05don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:48:08enjoy it while I'll last Noah
00:48:11because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:48:15hey
00:48:25where did destiny and Mia go
00:48:32uh I don't know Jules
00:48:34you uh you didn't answer my question
00:48:37about what
00:48:39the music in here because I think it sucks
00:48:42Jules
00:48:43tell me that you want to be with me
00:48:46for real
00:48:47no contracts and no money
00:48:49I mean it
00:48:50I need Jules to come with me
00:48:54uh destiny we're right in the middle of something
00:48:56like I care
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:48:59I'm sorry
00:49:02we'll talk about it later okay
00:49:05have fun
00:49:06here
00:49:08put this on
00:49:09I entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:49:12you're crazy
00:49:18well if you're too afraid you can just back out now
00:49:21you're on
00:49:27follow me
00:49:34let the show begin
00:49:40you think you're hot shit
00:49:52well it's time for you to prove it
00:49:54everyone in the club get hot and heavy
00:49:59tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition
00:50:04the rules are simple
00:50:08each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:50:13and you get to vote on who is hotter
00:50:16yeah
00:50:17come on
00:50:34yeah
00:50:36come on
00:50:37come back
00:50:38come on
00:50:39Come back, come back.
00:51:09Come back, come back.
00:51:39Oh, baby.
00:51:53You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:12Show them all.
00:52:14Chase that high, but I won't be around where you cried.
00:52:22The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cried.
00:52:34The same old best things left you in vain when you cried.
00:52:44Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:11As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:26Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:51What is that?
00:53:57Oh, you got time?
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:06Oh, but, but, but, but.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:21Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm gonna go change.
00:54:41Destin.
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:51Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08Both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:49Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:27You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:52Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:57Mia, stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:24Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:41Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:57:56Let me help you.
00:57:56I don't want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:10I don't want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:43What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but whatever.
00:59:27I got to show you something.
00:59:34I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
01:00:04I've wanted you all somewhere.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:13I need you now.
01:00:34What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:40I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:04Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:31Bye.
01:01:34Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:47What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:22She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:02:27and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:29I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm going to go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:49Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:10Uh.
01:03:14My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom, hi, hey.
01:03:18Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:05Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules,
01:04:08and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:12Uh, yes.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:45Oh, my head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:03She's prepared.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:30Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37Oh, no.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48Oh, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:11No.
01:06:11Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way.
01:06:29No way.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh, I know.
01:06:36Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:47Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:07:04No!
01:07:05No!
01:07:05Oh!
01:07:05Oh!
01:07:06Oh!
01:07:06Oh!
01:07:11Oh!
01:07:11Oh!
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:11I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:26So it was really always just about the money.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because
01:08:38of that same money.
01:08:39I want to give you the money, I want to give you the money, not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:58Because I want to give you everything.
01:09:01I don't know what to say.
01:09:03I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17I don't think I can say it.
01:09:23Let me take care of you.
01:09:27It's the least you can do.
01:09:29Fine.
01:09:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:31And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:32I know you do.
01:09:33Good morning, everyone.
01:09:34Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:36Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:38I was just leaving.
01:09:39You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:40We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:09:42After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get a job
01:09:44on your daddy's car.
01:09:45You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:46What are you doing?
01:09:47You're just leaving?
01:09:48I'm just leaving.
01:09:49I'm just leaving.
01:09:50I'm just leaving.
01:09:51I know you do.
01:09:53Good morning, everyone.
01:09:54Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:55Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:57I was just leaving.
01:09:58You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:59We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:02After your little sex video was released,
01:10:08tell you to get out of my son's life forever but after you saved me all I can
01:10:16say is welcome to the family you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:10:27that was before you left me to drown I'm off to see my new boyfriend Rinaldo in
01:10:34Cancun adios bye mom I'll figure out a way to break you two up good luck with that I
01:10:49don't need luck I have a really big brain there must be something incriminating in here
01:11:02what is this
01:11:08you what died in here manhood listen I have something juicy for you I don't like to read
01:11:27it's a contract between Jules and Noah they're faking their entire relationship so he can get
01:11:33that stupid Lehman internship it's cheating oh great you finally figured it out good boy
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat too I thought this was summer vacation I know I know but I've got to
01:11:57work on my presentation for the Lehman internship what up lovebirds I mean I thought I told you I'd kill
01:12:06you if I saw you you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests who are you I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:19Mr. Lehman it's uh great to meet you uh what are you doing here
01:12:29and they called me up and told me about your summer house setup I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:35the name's Andrew but my friends call me Andy I'd like to be your friend
01:12:43I have enough friends thanks
01:12:50Mr. Lehman why don't I take you to a night on the town
01:12:56uh I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:13:01the next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:13:09and I get bored easy
01:13:10your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:13:16interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:24well I'll see you in the office
01:13:27hey how about I show you out to the pool
01:13:30that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:13:32that's the guy you want to work for
01:13:42he's a total clown
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:49and if I work for him my career will be made
01:13:52but don't you already have enough money
01:13:54Jules I had a 4.0 GPA
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:00and I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:05and have my own career
01:14:06and then our sex tape got released
01:14:09and all my job prospects were completely toast
01:14:13the only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:14:16Jules I need this internship
01:14:18and so do you
01:14:20because without it I can't give you the $100,000
01:14:22you lied to me
01:14:29no I didn't lie to you
01:14:30I just
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything
01:14:33I'm sorry
01:14:35everybody
01:14:39let's get the party started
01:14:42looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:53I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:14:58there's something special about you
01:15:01you're so beautiful
01:15:05thanks
01:15:06but I'm taken
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you
01:15:10Noah
01:15:12tell me
01:15:13who snatched this hottie up
01:15:16that'd be me
01:15:18you're a lucky man
01:15:21I know
01:15:22how long is he gonna be here
01:15:27I'll protect you
01:15:30look at here
01:15:32the happy little couple
01:15:34from
01:15:36soulmates
01:15:37to soulmates
01:15:38Emmett
01:15:44Noah and I are talking
01:15:46can you go entertain your little friend
01:15:48yeah well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:52yeah
01:15:53he's finally gonna win our bet
01:15:54what bet
01:15:56what bet
01:15:59I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:06that's not true
01:16:08yeah it is
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:16:12so I recorded the whole thing
01:16:14you play that I'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:17I don't want to hear it
01:16:23yeah
01:16:24I'd probably break your heart to know
01:16:26that you were just a bet to Noah
01:16:28hmm
01:16:29I was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:32I was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you
01:16:38both of you can fuck off
01:16:41chicks dude
01:16:46I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:16:51I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:16:55you're pathetic
01:16:58me
01:16:59whatever dude
01:17:02what were you thinking
01:17:06that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:09I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:17:13you're a sexy girl
01:17:17you could have a lot of fun
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit
01:17:21then make time
01:17:22there's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:24the boys share their toys
01:17:28and I want to play with you
01:17:30I don't want to be played with
01:17:32if you play nice
01:17:33I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:35the only reason why Noah made his bet
01:17:39was to get this job
01:17:40even if this guy is an asshole
01:17:42I should hear him out
01:17:43what do I have to do?
01:17:47let me borrow you for the night
01:17:49in your dreams
01:17:55Mia
01:18:00you know where Jules is
01:18:03you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:06maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:18:08Mia
01:18:09a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:12get it through your head
01:18:14I want to be with Jules
01:18:15why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her
01:18:20I love her
01:18:23you know
01:18:26I feel sorry for you
01:18:28for falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30you know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32yeah, well she said she didn't
01:18:34found your girlfriend
01:18:45if I do what you say
01:18:50then you'll give Noah this job
01:18:52yes
01:18:52and it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:54we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58my company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:01wait
01:19:02now I know where I recognize you
01:19:05damn
01:19:06you were great
01:19:08just one kiss
01:19:10that's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:19:14don't play hard to get
01:19:22get off
01:19:29get off
01:19:35let me have my fun
01:19:38then you can take your turn
01:19:39if you don't leave her alone
01:19:40I'm gonna break your fingers
01:19:41you wouldn't dare
01:19:43you little shit
01:19:46you'll never work for Lehman
01:19:48yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:50because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:19:54you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:19:58you want to mess with me?
01:19:59you want to mess with me?
01:20:00yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:01and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around
01:20:05you know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:20:09please, don't tell my wife
01:20:10get out of my face, old man
01:20:12how could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26how could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28it wasn't what it looked like
01:20:30don't lie to me
01:20:31I saw you kiss him back
01:20:33I should be the one that's mad
01:20:40you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:20:42you were getting money out of the deal
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now
01:20:51tell him you love him
01:20:53it matters
01:20:54because it makes it clear
01:20:56that you're an arrogant asshole
01:20:58you're fired
01:21:06get out of my house
01:21:09you're gone for good, bitch
01:21:25you never belonged with us
01:21:31and now
01:21:32it's your turn to go
01:21:34I played you
01:21:37and I won
01:21:38this has nothing to do with you
01:21:41oh, honey
01:21:43this has everything
01:21:45to do with me
01:21:47I planted the camera in your room
01:21:53and then
01:21:55I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:57and then
01:21:59I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:02you thought you were better than me
01:22:08but I always win
01:22:10all I fucking do
01:22:14is win
01:22:15a miserable bitch like you
01:22:22will never win
01:22:23mom
01:22:32I saved the house
01:22:34it's too late
01:22:37maybe we can call the bank
01:22:45and figure something out
01:22:46someone bought it out
01:22:48from under us
01:22:49just this morning
01:22:50that's what happens
01:22:52when you lose sight of your goal
01:22:53you lose everything
01:22:55oh, god
01:22:57can I help you
01:23:10what are you doing
01:23:11in that uniform
01:23:12my dad cut me off
01:23:15after I lost
01:23:15the Andrew Lehman internship
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:19to get me that job
01:23:20so
01:23:20getting anything?
01:23:27I have a big tip for you
01:23:34seriously?
01:23:37smile more
01:23:38this money feels dirty
01:23:48I never want to see this check again
01:23:50miss me
01:24:02miss me
01:24:08get lost
01:24:17I deserve that
01:24:18look
01:24:22I wrote us up a new contract
01:24:23alright
01:24:23and I think you'll really like it
01:24:26is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33yeah
01:24:33this morning
01:24:35I bought it
01:24:36you bought my house
01:24:38from under us?
01:24:39look at the name
01:24:40on the title
01:24:41oh my god
01:24:44you put it under my name
01:24:47it's yours
01:24:49it's yours Jules
01:24:49it's all yours
01:24:51but
01:24:52I am only giving it to you
01:24:54under one condition
01:24:55another condition
01:24:58what do you want me to be
01:25:00your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02sleep with your boss?
01:25:03drug your mom?
01:25:05no
01:25:05but I would like you to meet me
01:25:09at the summer house
01:25:09tonight
01:25:10night at 8pm
01:25:18and I want you to wear this
01:25:20what are you doing here?
01:25:36Noah told me to come
01:25:37really?
01:25:38oh
01:25:39how pathetic
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:42he's proposing to you?
01:25:48when did you two get back together?
01:25:50well
01:25:50it's not official yet
01:25:52but
01:25:53he invited me here
01:25:54to pop the big question
01:25:54in front of everyone
01:25:55and even an idiot like you
01:25:57would know that he's proposing
01:25:58I guess after spending the entire summer
01:26:02being bored to death by you
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with
01:26:05the best
01:26:06Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you were here
01:26:12why did you invite me here?
01:26:14to watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17propose?
01:26:18who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21oh please
01:26:21the big question
01:26:22yeah I do have a big question
01:26:25Mia
01:26:28why did you plant that sex tape
01:26:29of Jules and I?
01:26:32uh
01:26:32how did you know about that?
01:26:35well because I made a huge mistake
01:26:37and when you were leaving the summer house
01:26:39I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:26:40you know
01:26:41the one where you told her
01:26:42that you planted the sex tape
01:26:43in our room
01:26:44okay
01:26:45fine
01:26:47yeah
01:26:48I planted the camera
01:26:49and I uploaded the video
01:26:51to the internet
01:26:51but
01:26:52I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:26:53blow up in all your faces
01:26:55what are you going to do?
01:26:56arrest me?
01:26:57actually that's my job
01:26:58oh hi
01:26:59Mia Matthews
01:27:00you're under arrest
01:27:01for revenge porn
01:27:02what?
01:27:03you're not actually doing this are you?
01:27:05these are not what they're for
01:27:06call my dad
01:27:07oh daddy
01:27:08bye Mia
01:27:10if you invited me here to watch that
01:27:15I appreciate it
01:27:17that's not why I invited you here
01:27:19everybody
01:27:24what is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here
01:27:32so I can
01:27:33share my secrets
01:27:35and here are my secrets
01:27:39I scream when I see spiders
01:27:43I do
01:27:44and I crashed my car
01:27:47on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:48and I was so scared
01:27:50I just left it there
01:27:51and I cannot tell my lefts
01:27:54from my right
01:27:55Noah
01:27:55what are you doing?
01:27:57you look like a crazy person
01:27:58and I have one more secret
01:27:59Jules
01:28:02I am stupidly
01:28:03in love with you
01:28:05and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:10right here in front of everybody
01:28:12I want everyone to know
01:28:14what you are to me
01:28:15I want to make it official Jules
01:28:20I want to make it official Jules
01:28:21I want to make it official Jules
01:28:21I want to make it official Jules
01:28:22and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:23and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:23and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:24and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:24and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:25and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:25and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:26and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:26and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:27and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:27and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:28and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:29and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:29and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:29and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:29and I want to make it official Jules
01:28:29Amen.
01:28:59Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:32Now, let's party.
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