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Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:06I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:12you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22To pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:42No feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one touches you with me.
00:00:51Get off of her!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:36Jules!
00:01:43Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:01If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa.
00:04:26Whoa.
00:04:29Uh,
00:04:31guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:50you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:40In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities,
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up.
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:11is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me.
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:40Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental, too.
00:09:08So,
00:09:09what I say
00:09:11goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:24I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking
00:09:34Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:48I want you to take this.
00:09:54Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01Thank God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:07What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job
00:10:22at the summer house.
00:10:24No.
00:10:24No.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died
00:10:29he left us in a
00:10:30$100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said
00:10:41that if you worked
00:10:43at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get
00:10:47this job back
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad
00:10:57you took out the trash
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:10and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:18What?
00:11:18You still have feelings
00:11:19for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever
00:11:23saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia?
00:11:24Do not say anything
00:11:25mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:45I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:56I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened
00:12:00between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:18than me.
00:12:20Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:22I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:46Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:52She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang you.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:19Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:41you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:59I love you, you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't
00:14:06what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:09Noah, you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been
00:14:28fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:31It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead
00:14:42and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping the job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:14:57What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:25Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:50Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me.
00:15:52You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust
00:15:58in this house full of sakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:15Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Okay.
00:16:34Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:45She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:11Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:12I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:33Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:12At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:41Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is serving.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Huh?
00:22:12Yeah?
00:22:21Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:40Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mold again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02About to troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:04Guess you never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look, it's go.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on 10 again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip of it for me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:18Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:22She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:30And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh.
00:25:36Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:25:52I do, actually.
00:26:10What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:17Remember, no going in.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:32I got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:49One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:33You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:38It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:42Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:01What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07It's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:14Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:18Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:20Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it, save it.
00:28:50Proof's great here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:14Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You are so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34Come on.
00:30:39Come on.
00:30:45Come on.
00:30:48You and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit,
00:31:08she'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:13Come on.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:31Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:41Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know-
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:02How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:56Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04You...
00:33:18saved me?
00:33:20You saved me?
00:33:26That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett.
00:33:44Don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:47Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:51Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:21You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:51You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:06Oh.
00:35:13OMG.
00:35:14I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16Ah!
00:35:17I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on Earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:28Ew.
00:35:30Spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:34Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:39But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:04Is that true?
00:36:18It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:28I need to see the text from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the text,
00:36:34so he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:02I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:03To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:19The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:30When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:32Mm-hmm.
00:37:55I'll make them remember.
00:37:57You kiss me like that.
00:38:00She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:13Hmm, no smoke. Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:30Keep the circle moving.
00:38:42If you wanna really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:52Get off of me.
00:38:54Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:38:58Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:39:12You're a pig!
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:28Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:30You do?
00:39:32Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:34Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:36Red tip!
00:39:37Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:38sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:40Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:42I broke your trust.
00:39:43And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:44What do you mean?
00:39:46What do you mean?
00:39:48I mean I trusted you and you let me down, and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:06Do you want to get back together?
00:40:07You said no feelings.
00:40:08Yeah, you're right.
00:40:09So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:10Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:11Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:12Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:13Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:14Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:15Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:16Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:17No.
00:40:18No.
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00:41:10it's not that easy stop avoiding the question i'm not avoiding it look if i don't get the money
00:41:20i'll lose everything what do you mean i i mean mia and i want to take you shopping
00:41:28destiny me and jules are talking she's about to answer a very important question
00:41:34i don't want to go shopping with mia but i really don't want to lie to noah and tell him i don't
00:41:40have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt we can talk later i promise
00:41:58the girls go shopping saturdays are for the boys
00:42:04must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:42:07i cannot wait to crush your ego once i get jules and the lehman internship dude the lehman internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship in the entire country it was tailored for sigmas like me the internship is
00:42:20mine believe me me and jules are in this for good or at least until the end of the summer and i have to
00:42:26pay up
00:42:36if it isn't my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:42:40oh my god it's gorgeous i'm gonna go try this on
00:42:55you ordered the wrong size uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:43:00no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit maybe the zipper's stuck what are you doing
00:43:07i'm shopping do you not remember me i used to be in here all the time oh she can't afford this
00:43:14place anymore she can only shop at thrift stores but what mia says goes so your money's no good here
00:43:21you know what you're right i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:43:29that's it you're out oh mr allen excuse me i'm just gonna take out trash trash
00:43:37yeah that's my girlfriend oh apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique see this car
00:43:52has no spending limit my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:43:56and i would like to try this dress on first no way this is mine oh are you gonna purchase it no
00:44:02no not with this janky little zipper great let's try it on jules
00:44:21what do you think
00:44:22noah will you come help zip me up of course
00:44:40you know there's only one problem with this dress is it too expensive no it breaks a no boner rule
00:44:52well aren't you gonna thank me
00:45:07thank you noah you can be pretty sweet sometimes like lipstick on a pig
00:45:16put the dress on my card
00:45:25excuse me um i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:45:32i bet she stole it i would never then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:39fine whatever mia
00:45:46i don't know how that got there well she stole it and i believe that 500 is a felony
00:46:12call the police don't call the police this is all my fault no it's not yes it is
00:46:22i wanted to surprise you so i put the necklace in your purse but i was going to pay for it once
00:46:27everybody left you can't do this it's a waste of money neither of us want me to win it's worth it
00:46:35trust me i think you look beautiful in that dress put the necklace on my card as well please and thank you
00:46:41oh
00:46:51okay
00:46:54there he is jules is looking pretty hot tonight yeah jules was tired every night well enjoy it while
00:47:02last because after tonight oh that little slut pecking for me
00:47:11watch your mouth don't talk about jules like that
00:47:15okay dude jules was mine first i dumped her okay it's a matter of time before she comes running back
00:47:21to me jules broke up with you so she could be with me
00:47:24okay all right let's add some heat to her back yeah i get jules's panties off by the end of tonight
00:47:34you hand over the lehman internship and never come back to the summer house
00:47:37hmm fine and when you don't hook up with jules i want you to back off of her for the rest of the
00:47:42summer okay i don't even want you looking at her deal
00:47:46you better not make me go into that club alone jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:48:03eat shit hey don't leave my side the rest of the night okay enjoy it while i'll last noah
00:48:12because i'm not letting jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:48:25hey
00:48:31where did destiny and mia go uh i don't know jules you uh you didn't answer my question about what
00:48:39the music in here because i think it sucks jules tell me that you want to be with me for real
00:48:48no contracts and no money i mean it
00:48:52i need you to come with me uh destiny we're right in the middle of something like i care i need jules to
00:48:58come backstage with me
00:48:59i'm sorry we'll talk about it later okay have fun here put this on i entered us into a lap dancing
00:49:12competition
00:49:18you're crazy well if you're too afraid you can just back out now
00:49:21you're on
00:49:33follow me
00:49:39let the show begin
00:49:41you think you're hot
00:49:52well it's time for you to prove it
00:49:55everyone in the club get hot and heavy tonight is electric lounges lap dance competition
00:50:04the rules are simple each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:50:14and you get to vote and you get to vote on who is
00:50:33come on
00:50:44i'm
00:50:46i'm
00:50:58that girl i got the weight of the world
00:51:00weight of the world
00:51:01to give the diamonds and pearls
00:51:03diamonds and pearls
00:51:05i'm
00:51:18top that
00:51:25top that
00:51:39oh
00:51:45oh
00:51:53oh
00:52:11you're the most beautiful girl here
00:52:13oh
00:52:15oh
00:52:27oh
00:52:29oh
00:52:31oh
00:52:33oh
00:52:35oh
00:52:37oh
00:52:47oh
00:52:49oh
00:52:51oh
00:52:53oh
00:52:55oh
00:52:57oh
00:52:59oh
00:53:09oh
00:53:13oh
00:53:25with public heartbreak.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules,
00:53:49I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:57Oh, you got time?
00:53:59Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:08Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone
00:54:14until I do this.
00:54:16Better play along.
00:54:25Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm going to go change.
00:54:41Destin,
00:54:42have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:55Don't
00:54:57move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:11Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:18Let that e-kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett,
00:55:31let go
00:55:32and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:35Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah,
00:55:41help me!
00:55:45Noah,
00:55:46help me!
00:55:49Emmett,
00:55:50get off of her.
00:55:51You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:16Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:27You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands
00:56:55off
00:56:56my boyfriend.
00:57:00Mia,
00:57:01stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:57:05it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:12You're just jealous
00:57:14because Emmett
00:57:15is hooking up
00:57:16with me.
00:57:17And
00:57:18you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:24Mia,
00:57:25sit down.
00:57:26Emmett,
00:57:27if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:57:29I will
00:57:30kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:42Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:12I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean,
00:58:25you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:28Really.
00:58:29I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:32You know,
00:58:38I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun
00:58:41when I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:04This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole
00:59:08even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No.
00:59:13You're the king of assholes.
00:59:14You know,
00:59:17I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:59:19makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but
00:59:21whatever.
00:59:27I got to show you something.
00:59:28I never let anybody else in
00:59:40after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:55It worked.
00:59:58I've wanted you all somewhere.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:13I need you now.
01:00:28What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:40I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:41I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:41You'reeterious.
01:01:03You're there.
01:01:05You're there.
01:01:07Hi! This is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:37Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:45What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:53Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:57Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:29I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:33I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:43Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48Go.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:09My baby boy!
01:03:15Mom!
01:03:16Hi!
01:03:17Hey!
01:03:18Mom!
01:03:19I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:25To propose!
01:03:27Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:49I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:52What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:02Mom.
01:04:03Noah.
01:04:04A little help.
01:04:05Uh, Mom.
01:04:06Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:13Uh, yes.
01:04:14It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:27Mwah.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh, yes we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:35I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:37I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:08She's prepared.
01:05:09Water.
01:05:10Water.
01:05:11Water.
01:05:12Water.
01:05:13I need water.
01:05:14Jules?
01:05:15What did you give my mom?
01:05:16Aspirin.
01:05:17Aspirin?
01:05:18Woo!
01:05:19It's so hot here.
01:05:20Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:22No.
01:05:23Woo!
01:05:24Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:25Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:27I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:28Meow.
01:05:29No, that's enough.
01:05:30Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:05:31No.
01:05:32Woo!
01:05:33Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:35Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:37No way.
01:05:38You can't talk to me.
01:05:39You can't talk to me.
01:05:40I've got to talk to you.
01:05:41But no, I've got to talk to you.
01:05:42I've got to talk to you.
01:05:43Woo!
01:05:44I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48Alright, that's enough. I gotta talk to you.
01:05:50Let's go.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way. You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them. She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:14Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way! It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh, I know.
01:06:36Ow!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Absolutely not!
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:52Oh!
01:06:56Oh!
01:07:01Oh!
01:07:02Oh!
01:07:03Oh!
01:07:04Oh!
01:07:05Oh!
01:07:06Oh!
01:07:07Oh!
01:07:08Oh!
01:07:09Oh!
01:07:10Will you save me?
01:07:13Here.
01:07:14I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:29thank you for taking care of her i hope i was a good maid yeah i should give you a raise
01:07:42can you ever be serious for more than two seconds
01:07:46you know maid girlfriend it doesn't matter
01:07:50i still gotta pay you to hang out with me no feelings remember
01:07:58i'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:08:07i'll tear it up right now i mean it
01:08:12i need that money more than i want you
01:08:17when my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:23if i don't get that money then my mom will lose her house
01:08:27so it was really always just about the money really
01:08:32when i started our relationship it was about the money but
01:08:36now i can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:40come with me
01:08:49i want to give you the money
01:08:54not as your boss
01:08:57as your boyfriend
01:08:59jules i want to give you everything
01:09:02i don't know what to say
01:09:05just let me take care of you
01:09:10and tell me that you love me
01:09:18i don't think i can say it
01:09:23let me take care of you
01:09:28it's the least you can do
01:09:30fine
01:09:32you can take care of me okay
01:09:36and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:09:39i know you do
01:09:41good morning everyone
01:09:47oh my god lisa you're okay
01:09:50oh i'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:09:54i was just leaving
01:09:56you're not leaving jules
01:09:58we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:02after your little sex video was released
01:10:07at first i wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:11but after you saved me
01:10:15all i can say is
01:10:17welcome to the family
01:10:20you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:10:27that was before you left me to drown
01:10:30i'm off to see my new boyfriend ronaldo in cancun
01:10:35adios
01:10:37bye mom
01:10:40i'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:47good luck with that
01:10:49i don't need luck
01:10:51i have a really big brain
01:10:54there must be something incriminating in here
01:11:02what is this
01:11:08ew what died in here
01:11:17my manhood
01:11:19listen i have something juicy for you
01:11:22really
01:11:23i don't like to read
01:11:27it's a contract between jules and noah
01:11:30they're faking their entire relationship
01:11:33so he can get that stupid layman internship
01:11:36that's cheating
01:11:37oh great you finally figured it out
01:11:40good boy
01:11:41i think it's time for you to cheat too
01:11:45i thought this was summer vacation
01:11:53i know
01:11:54i know
01:11:55but
01:11:56i've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship
01:11:59what up lovebirds
01:12:04emin i thought i told you i'd kill you if i saw you
01:12:07you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:09who are you
01:12:14i'm the man who holds noah's future in his hands
01:12:19mr lehman
01:12:27it's uh great to meet you
01:12:29uh what are you doing here
01:12:30emma called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:12:33i'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:35the name's andrew
01:12:40but my friends call me andy
01:12:41i'd like to be your friend
01:12:43i have enough friends
01:12:49thanks
01:12:50mr lehman
01:12:54why don't i take you to a night on the town
01:12:56uh... i'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:13:00and emma
01:13:01promised me lots of trouble
01:13:05the next intern for lehman corp
01:13:07will be responsible
01:13:08for keeping me entertained
01:13:10and i get bored easy
01:13:14your interview for lehman corp
01:13:16starts now
01:13:20interview starts now
01:13:22dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:24well i'll see you in the office
01:13:27hey how about i show you out to the pool
01:13:30that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:13:33that's the guy you want to work for
01:13:42he's a total clown
01:13:44andrew lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:50and if i work for him my career will be made
01:13:53but don't you already have enough money
01:13:54jules i had a 4.0 gpa
01:13:57i was the captain of every sports team i was on and i networked like a mother fucker
01:14:02i was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career
01:14:07and then our sex tape got released
01:14:09and all my job prospects were completely toast
01:14:13the only interview i got was for lehman corporation
01:14:16jules i need this internship
01:14:19and so do you
01:14:20because without it i can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:14:23you lied to me
01:14:29no i didn't lie to you i just
01:14:31i just didn't tell you everything
01:14:34i'm sorry
01:14:35everybody
01:14:39let's get the party started
01:14:42looks like i found my lady for the night
01:14:53i've met a lot of pretty girls
01:14:59there's something special about you
01:15:02you're so beautiful
01:15:05thanks but i'm taken
01:15:08i'm not trying to marry you
01:15:10noah
01:15:11noah
01:15:12tell me
01:15:13who snatched this hottie up
01:15:16that'd be me
01:15:17you're a lucky man
01:15:19i know
01:15:21how long is he gonna be here
01:15:25how long is he gonna be here
01:15:28i'll protect you
01:15:30look at here
01:15:32the happy little couple
01:15:34hmm
01:15:35from
01:15:36full mates
01:15:37to soul mates
01:15:38emmett
01:15:43noah and i are talking
01:15:46can you go entertain your little friend
01:15:48yeah well i just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:52yeah it's finally gonna win our bet
01:15:54what bet
01:15:56what bet
01:15:58what bet
01:16:00i told noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer i would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:06but that's not true
01:16:08yeah it is
01:16:10i thought noah would pussy out if i won so i recorded the whole thing
01:16:14you play that i'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:17i don't want to hear it
01:16:22i don't want to hear it
01:16:24yeah
01:16:25i'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to know
01:16:28hmm
01:16:30i was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:34i was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:36i was nothing but a check to you
01:16:40both of you can fuck off
01:16:46chicks dude
01:16:48i'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:16:50i wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:16:52i don't care about anybody except jules
01:16:56you're pathetic
01:16:58me
01:17:00whatever dude
01:17:02what were you thinking
01:17:06that noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:10i've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:17:12you're a sexy girl
01:17:16we could have a lot of fun
01:17:18i don't have time for that shit
01:17:20i don't have time for that shit
01:17:22then make time
01:17:23there's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:25the boys share their toys
01:17:28and i want to play with you
01:17:30i don't want to be played with
01:17:32if you play nice
01:17:34i'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:36the only reason why noah made his bet was to get this job
01:17:40even if this guy is an asshole
01:17:42i should hear him out
01:17:44what do i have to do
01:17:46let me borrow you for the night
01:17:54in your dreams, Pearl
01:18:00Mia
01:18:02you know where jules is
01:18:04you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:06maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:18:08Mia
01:18:10a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:12get it through your head
01:18:14i want to be with jules
01:18:16why do you like her so much
01:18:18i don't like her
01:18:22i love her
01:18:26you know
01:18:27i feel sorry for you
01:18:28for falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30you know she planted that sex tape right
01:18:32yeah well she said she didn't
01:18:34found your girlfriend
01:18:36if i do what you say
01:18:50then you'll give noah the straw
01:18:52yes and it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:54we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58my company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:02wait
01:19:04now i know where i recognize you
01:19:06damn
01:19:08you were great
01:19:10just one kiss
01:19:12that's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:19:20don't play hard to get
01:19:22get off of her
01:19:34get off of her
01:19:36let me have my fun
01:19:38then you can take your turn
01:19:40if you don't leave her alone i'm gonna break your fingers
01:19:42you wouldn't dare
01:19:44you little shit
01:19:46you'll never work felina
01:19:48yeah looks like i dodged a bullet there
01:19:50because i would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at lehman
01:19:56you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:19:58you wanna mess with me
01:19:59you wanna mess with me
01:20:00yeah why don't you sue me
01:20:01and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around
01:20:06you know i bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:20:08please don't tell my wife
01:20:10get out of my face old man
01:20:18how could you do that to me jules
01:20:26how could you do that to me jules
01:20:28it wasn't what it looked like
01:20:30don't lie to me
01:20:32i saw you kissing back
01:20:38i should be the one that's mad
01:20:40you made a bet with emmet about our relationship
01:20:42you were getting money out of the deal
01:20:44so why does it matter
01:20:46tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now
01:20:52tell him you love him
01:20:54it matters
01:20:55because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:21:06you're fired
01:21:08get out of my house
01:21:16you're gone for good bitch
01:21:30you never belonged with us
01:21:32and now
01:21:34it's your turn to go
01:21:36i played you
01:21:38and i won
01:21:40this has nothing to do with you
01:21:42oh honey
01:21:44this has everything
01:21:45to do with me
01:21:50i planted the camera in your room
01:21:53and then
01:21:55i got the sex tape of you and noah
01:21:57and then
01:21:59i uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:01you thought you were better than me
01:22:07but i always win
01:22:11all i fucking do
01:22:13is win
01:22:19a miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:23mom
01:22:33i saved the house
01:22:35it's too late
01:22:37maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:22:41someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:49that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:22:53you lose everything
01:22:55oh god
01:22:57can i help you
01:23:11what are you doing in that uniform
01:23:14my dad cut me off after i lost an andrew lehman internship
01:23:18i guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job so
01:23:23you have anything
01:23:32i have a big tip for you
01:23:35seriously?
01:23:37smile more
01:23:46this money feels dirty
01:23:48i never want to see this check again
01:23:53miss me?
01:24:02miss me?
01:24:07miss me?
01:24:16get lost
01:24:18i deserve that
01:24:19look i wrote us up a new contract alright?
01:24:24and i think you'll really like it
01:24:31is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33yeah
01:24:34this morning i bought it
01:24:37you bought my house from under us?
01:24:39look at the name on the title
01:24:43oh my god
01:24:44you put it under my name
01:24:47it's yours jules
01:24:50it's all yours
01:24:52but
01:24:53i am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:56another condition?
01:24:59what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02sleep with your boss?
01:25:03drug your mom?
01:25:04no
01:25:06but i would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:25:09tonight
01:25:10at 8 pm
01:25:12and i want you to wear this
01:25:16what are you doing here?
01:25:18noah told me to come
01:25:19really?
01:25:20aww
01:25:21how pathetic
01:25:22noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:29he's proposing to you?
01:25:31when did you two get back together?
01:25:32well
01:25:33it's not official yet
01:25:34but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:35and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:25:38i guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:25:41noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:25:44Mia!
01:25:45Jules!
01:25:46i am so happy that both of you were here
01:25:47why did you invite me to be with the best?
01:25:49he's proposing to you?
01:25:50when did you two get back together?
01:25:51well
01:25:52it's not official yet
01:25:53but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:55and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:25:57i guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:26:03noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:06the best
01:26:09Mia!
01:26:10Jules!
01:26:11i am so happy that both of you were here
01:26:13why did you invite me here?
01:26:15to watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18propose?
01:26:19who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21oh please
01:26:22big question
01:26:24yeah i do have a big question
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32uh...
01:26:34how did you know about that?
01:26:35well because i made a huge mistake
01:26:38and when you were leaving the summer house i heard you're in Jules' fight
01:26:41you know
01:26:42the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:45okay
01:26:47fine
01:26:48yeah
01:26:49i planted the camera
01:26:50and i uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51but
01:26:52i just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:26:56what are you gonna do?
01:26:57arrest me?
01:26:58actually that's my job
01:26:59Mia, Matthews
01:27:00you're under arrest
01:27:01for revenge porn
01:27:02what?
01:27:03you're not actually doing this are you?
01:27:04these are not what they're for!
01:27:06call my dad!
01:27:07oh daddy!
01:27:09bye ma'am
01:27:13if you invited me here to watch that i appreciate it
01:27:17that's not why i invited you here
01:27:19everybody
01:27:24what is he doing?
01:27:28i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:27:34and here are my secrets
01:27:38i scream when i see spiders
01:27:39i do
01:27:40and i crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and i was so scared i just left it there
01:27:53and i cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing? you look like a crazy person
01:27:57and i have one more secret
01:27:59Jules, i am stupidly in love with you
01:28:09and i want to make it official Jules
01:28:10right here in front of everybody
01:28:12i want everyone to know
01:28:14what you are to me
01:28:16I want to make it official
01:28:18thank you
01:28:20yes
01:28:21thank you
01:28:23for checking in
01:28:24in the sepulet
01:28:25house
01:28:39please
01:28:40thank you
01:28:41thank you
01:28:43Jules, why did you work?
01:29:13Why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:20Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:43I'm too far gone in my bag.
01:29:44I'm not.
01:29:45I've seen the paulist.
01:29:46I'm too far gone.
01:29:47I've seen the paulist.
01:29:48I can have the paulist.
01:29:49I've seen the paulist.
01:29:50I've seen the paulist.
01:29:51The paulist.
01:29:52I'll go to jail there.
01:29:53I'll go to jail.
01:29:54I'll go to jail.
01:29:55So I have to renaild.
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