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00:02:29With that being said, I always wanted to perform the wedding of my daughter and future son-in-law,
00:02:36but honey, you can't marry Hope. You got to marry a man.
00:02:40So let me give you the pages of love.
00:02:44For the letter A, you want an anointed man. Anybody can be dipped in water.
00:02:51I'm talking about the true anointing. You want a man that will accommodate, appreciate, accept, and acknowledge you.
00:03:00For the letter B, you want a Bible-believing man, a man that is benevolent, a man that is not broke, and one that will not leave you brokenhearted.
00:03:13Not broke, not broke.
00:03:15And for the letter C, you can't seek comfort under the covers. You want a man that is credible, concerned, considerate, and will make a commitment to you and make you his centerpiece.
00:03:30You know, like a classic man?
00:03:33I love the classic man.
00:03:35So you want a companion?
00:03:36No, my shirt says it all. I have my dog.
00:03:40Because men are either broke, married, busted, or getting three squares a day.
00:03:45Three squares? What's that?
00:03:47Three square meals a day in jail?
00:03:50Where the taxpayers are paying for their medical, dental, and vision?
00:03:53Gotcha. Never heard it put that way, though, before.
00:03:58Well, I know someone. His name is Mariano, and he's an accountant.
00:04:03An accountant or an errand boy?
00:04:05Yeah. Now, wait a minute. Would I suggest an errand boy for you?
00:04:09Mm-hmm.
00:04:10He jogs three miles every evening in the park. Want me to give him your number?
00:04:15Don't give no broke, busted bum my number. I'll meet him there.
00:04:20Okay.
00:04:21Bye.
00:04:22See you later.
00:04:35See you later.
00:04:53Well, see, I was running earlier, and I didn't want to be late, so I left my wallet at home.
00:05:07I got you next time.
00:05:18Knock, knock, baby girl. How are you?
00:05:20I'm doing good. How are you doing?
00:05:23I'm okay.
00:05:24How was your day?
00:05:25Well, I didn't meet your next daddy, if that's what you're asking.
00:05:30Oh, Jesus, Mom. I'm really not trying to see you be lonely.
00:05:35How about you meet a man with Stephens?
00:05:40And that dream can keep you company, if you know what I mean.
00:05:45You're all the company that I need. Thank you.
00:05:47Mm-hmm. I would move so fast. I can't fulfill those needs right there.
00:05:53Okay. Good night, and I love you. Bye.
00:05:56Mm-hmm. I love you, too.
00:06:01Sugar Daddy dating website.
00:06:17Hi, are you Paul?
00:06:34Yes, I am.
00:06:35Well, good evening. How are you?
00:06:37I'm sparkly fine.
00:06:39Your stats look great.
00:06:40I'm alive and not in jail.
00:06:42I thought it would have went.
00:06:44Mm-hmm.
00:06:47Hello?
00:06:53Hey, Mom.
00:06:54What's up?
00:06:56I had another bad date.
00:06:58What happened?
00:07:00He was complimenting my breastresses and basically said he's glad he's not jailed.
00:07:05Honey, I'm sorry that happened.
00:07:07Well, today is Wednesday, and you know we'll have our pajama party tonight,
00:07:11and we can talk about the pages of love.
00:07:13So, come on over so we can have our pajama party.
00:07:20Okay. Can you believe this dude?
00:07:22I cannot.
00:07:23Where did you meet this person at?
00:07:26Social media dating.
00:07:27Well, I think it's time to put social media dating to bed, okay?
00:07:32I agree, because he was trying to take me to bed.
00:07:35Sorry about that, honey.
00:07:36I'll see you later tonight, okay?
00:07:39All right.
00:07:40All right. Bye-bye.
00:07:40Bye-bye.
00:07:43Oh, look at that.
00:07:51You see how these lions are fierce?
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:54We need men to be fierce about paying child support.
00:07:57Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:59I'm sorry about your bad date, but you will find love.
00:08:03Did you ever meet up with Mariano?
00:08:05No, not until Saturday.
00:08:07Well, he is a nice guy.
00:08:08Mariano, I don't like blind dates by you, and you say everybody is nice.
00:08:13Mariano is nice, but anyway, let's get back to our pages of love.
00:08:17For the letter D, you want a determined, distinguished man, one who won't leave you disappointed.
00:08:24I think you forgot a D word in there.
00:08:26What word was that?
00:08:27You don't want a dog of a man?
00:08:29No, you don't want a dog of a man, but don't compare a dog and a man.
00:08:33Dogs are loyal.
00:08:34That is so true.
00:08:36I just don't have on my dog t-shirt today.
00:08:38Maybe you can wear it tomorrow.
00:08:41Now, on to the letter E.
00:08:43For the letter E, you want an educated man.
00:08:46You want a man who is eager to serve you.
00:08:49You want a man who will enrich your life and encourage you.
00:08:53Lastly, you want a man who will speak edifying things over you.
00:08:57For the letter F, you want a man who is fond of you, will make you his favorite person, and also a man that's going to be faithful.
00:09:08I think you need to revamp your pages of love, dear.
00:09:12You forgot how many black men are distinguished.
00:09:17Can you get off of your black thing?
00:09:20Stop living in the past.
00:09:22I know you have these children and the black men aren't paying the child support, but let's move on.
00:09:29Find somebody who's nice, who's going to be willing to take care of you, your lovely children, and it's going to be good.
00:09:36You will find love.
00:09:38A black man?
00:09:39I don't care what color the man is.
00:09:41Just find love and live a full life.
00:09:45Black love is true.
00:09:47Black love is true.
00:09:49It's got to be.
00:09:49You see all these black people running around here?
00:09:52They're doing something to procreate.
00:09:55Procreate?
00:09:56What does that mean?
00:09:57To make babies.
00:09:59Mm.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:02I'm going to go ahead and take the remote because you are watching too much homework channel.
00:10:07Can you stop it?
00:10:08Love is always a gamble, and I have been gambling with my love life.
00:10:16I've had my fair share of bad men.
00:10:19Let me tell you, there was Charles, who couldn't charm his way into a job.
00:10:25Then there was Scott, in sales, who wanted a side piece.
00:10:29Then there was Kyrie, who wanted you to pay.
00:10:39Why do you and dad have such a good relationship?
00:10:42Relationships are work.
00:10:44We have a strong foundation.
00:10:46We've got trust, grace, peace, loyalty, and a whole lot of love.
00:10:52You're talking like your life is a lifetime movie.
00:10:54Well, your dad loves me.
00:10:57He's accepted you as his daughter.
00:10:59And where do you think lifetime is getting those stories from?
00:11:02Somebody's experiencing a fairytale love.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:05Well, it ain't me.
00:11:06But I don't want to be one of those girls who can't find love because something's wrong with her.
00:11:10Now, it really is true that all the good guys are either taken or in jail.
00:11:15Well, when you fish in the gutter, you're going to come up with sewage and rats.
00:11:19Tell me about that.
00:11:21Baby, it's all in God's timing.
00:11:23Well, let's see about God's timing because I have a date this Friday.
00:11:27Why did you have all those kids?
00:11:31Because I was young, dumb, full of eggs, and I was looking for something supersized.
00:11:36Did you find your supersize?
00:11:38No, more like a Hershey's chocolate chip.
00:11:40Well, you've got no size now.
00:11:43Stop letting those men get you high off promises and drunk off cheap dreams.
00:11:48I like that one.
00:11:49You should sell that phrase.
00:11:50I think I may, but I want you to stop it.
00:11:54Yes, ma'am.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56Good.
00:11:56Hey.
00:12:02Hi, are you Mariana?
00:12:03Yeah, are you Sam?
00:12:04Yes.
00:12:05Nice to meet you.
00:12:06Likewise.
00:12:06You look great.
00:12:07Thank you for coming out.
00:12:09You know you can take off your mask, though.
00:12:10I don't have COVID.
00:12:12You know, it's okay.
00:12:13I'm good.
00:12:14Well, your mom does say nice things about you, though.
00:12:17She says that about everybody.
00:12:18Oh, ha ha.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:20Let's cut the chit-chat.
00:12:22Are you single?
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:23Why do you ask?
00:12:24Because I ain't got time for games.
00:12:26Okay.
00:12:26Well, I'm not playing any, but...
00:12:28So, do you want to go on a horseback ride with me, actually?
00:12:31What, on an old nag?
00:12:33No, like a horseback through the country.
00:12:36How much is it?
00:12:37You don't have to worry about that.
00:12:38I'm a real man.
00:12:39I pay for all of that.
00:12:41We'll see.
00:12:42Come on.
00:12:42Let's go for a walk.
00:12:44Good to know each other.
00:12:44Thanks for coming on this day with me.
00:13:00Okay, this is a thing?
00:13:01Yeah.
00:13:02Yes.
00:13:03Okay, then.
00:13:04Yes.
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Okay.
00:13:06How you doing?
00:13:07Hi.
00:13:07Welcome to the ranch.
00:13:08So, I'm going to walk you guys through a little bit of horse safety before we get started.
00:13:13Okay.
00:13:13Um, if you guys want to follow me over to the arena, we can get started.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17I'll be fine.
00:13:25So, when we open the gate, we always open the gate the way that the horse is going in.
00:13:29So, if we're going to go into the gate, we want to open it in.
00:13:31That way, she doesn't get stuck in it.
00:13:33It's safe for you guys.
00:13:34It's safe for her.
00:13:35And everybody.
00:13:36So, I'm going to have you stand over here.
00:13:38Okay.
00:13:38So, you guys are welcome to come in.
00:13:55And I'm going to shut the gate behind you.
00:13:58Alright.
00:13:59So, I'm going to move her over where the ranchy walk is.
00:14:01Okay.
00:14:02So, you guys can stay home this way.
00:14:03Oh, it's alright.
00:14:04It's okay.
00:14:04It's okay.
00:14:05It's okay.
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:07It's okay.
00:14:08It's okay.
00:14:09It's okay.
00:14:10Come on.
00:14:11Right here.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:23Alright.
00:14:24You're ready to go?
00:14:25Yes.
00:14:26Alright.
00:14:27So, climb up to the very top.
00:14:28It's going to be wiggly because it's not even stand.
00:14:32Alright.
00:14:33This hand goes here.
00:14:35This hand.
00:14:36One hand on the back of the saddle, and just swing over and sit down.
00:14:45There you go.
00:14:47The saddle is going to move.
00:14:49How do you feel?
00:14:51Good.
00:14:52Good?
00:14:53Good.
00:14:54Alright, now I want you to take a deep breath in.
00:14:56Deep breath out, wiggle your shoulders.
00:14:59It's supposed to be fun.
00:15:01Don't be so tense, you'll be alright.
00:15:06Ah, a horseback ride, this is so nice.
00:15:17And it is so refreshing for me to not have to pay for the date.
00:15:22I tell you, men.
00:15:25Mmm, he smells so good.
00:15:29And, oh, he feels good too.
00:15:33Okay, good.
00:15:34I can feel good too.
00:15:35I hope you get all the time to take care of theboomers.
00:15:38It is good to you, if I have to take care of the raid, or I will try to come up your 손 and put the bomb around and have a great counsel.
00:15:42I am spreadsheet.
00:15:44I am focused on the Peace of Leanderul lot, which will be different than theину.
00:15:45I enjoy working with her pare-된ism.
00:15:47Starting withtamu, we get to work with her.
00:15:48I am really grateful for the trailer of peace be� november.
00:15:50If you get that, I won't need to take care of it.
00:15:51Bye-bye.
00:15:53Bye-bye.
00:15:54Bye-bye.
00:15:56Bye-bye.
00:15:57Jeans.
00:15:58Bye-bye.
00:15:59Bye-bye.
00:16:00Bye-bye.
00:16:02Thanks for the horseback ride.
00:16:05Yeah, definitely. It was fun. Thank you for coming out on this day with me.
00:16:08Hope I get to see you soon again.
00:16:10I don't let men come to my house. I'm sorry.
00:16:12Well, you can come to my house and I cook for you.
00:16:15I'm free around 7 on Saturday.
00:16:17That was a sign.
00:16:18You want me to come by to meet your girlfriend?
00:16:20I told you I ain't got no girlfriend. You're the only one I'm seeing.
00:16:24Only time will tell.
00:16:26Okay, come on. Let's go.
00:16:32So, how was your date with Mariano?
00:16:40It was good. He's nice.
00:16:42I told you.
00:16:44You don't know him like that.
00:16:46Anyways, Alexa, is it legal for men to not pay child support?
00:16:52Here's something I found on the web.
00:16:54According to hubpages.com,
00:16:56each day, thousands of men are taken to court
00:17:00in order to pay their child support and placed in jail if they do not pay.
00:17:04Thank you. I like your response.
00:17:08Well, Alexa can't help you, but my pages of love can.
00:17:13For the letter G, you want a godly man.
00:17:16You want a great, giving, generous gentleman.
00:17:20Yes.
00:17:21Now, for the letter H, you want a happy, humorous, healthy man.
00:17:27And one that won't leave you heartbroken.
00:17:30For the letter I, you want an inspirational, intelligent man.
00:17:35And you want a man that can give you true intimacy.
00:17:38Because after the sex is gone, intimacy will be what you need.
00:17:43Now, that's enough of our pages of love.
00:17:46Let's get ready for bed, okay?
00:17:48Good night.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50Good night.
00:17:51Thank you so much.
00:17:52Okay.
00:17:53Hey.
00:17:54Hi.
00:17:55Thanks for coming.
00:17:56Wow.
00:17:57You have a nice home.
00:17:58It has a woman's touch.
00:17:59Is this Airbnb?
00:18:00Oh, ha ha.
00:18:01No, it's not.
00:18:02But I am looking for someone to share this with.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Well, it's a nice little bit.
00:18:05I love to play out.
00:18:06I'm both gonna care.
00:18:07I love to be.
00:18:08I love to be.
00:18:09I love to be.
00:18:10Yes, I love to be.
00:18:11I love to be.
00:18:12I love to be.
00:18:13I love to be.
00:18:14The next day, I love to be.
00:18:15It has a woman's touch.
00:18:17Is this Airbnb?
00:18:18Oh, ha, ha.
00:18:19No, it's not.
00:18:20But I am looking for somebody to share this with.
00:18:24Good luck.
00:18:25Well, for our first date, I thought we should do a little bit of a Bible study.
00:18:28If that's okay with you, come join me at the table.
00:18:32Great.
00:18:32I have the Bible on my phone.
00:18:34I bought you one.
00:18:35Oh, thank you.
00:18:36No problem.
00:18:39Let me anoint you with some oil and do a little prayer.
00:18:43No weapon formed against you shall prosper.
00:18:48Lift up my eyes to the hill.
00:18:50Where does my help come from?
00:18:53My help comes from the Lord, the maker of heaven and earth.
00:18:56He will not let your foot slip.
00:18:58He watches over you.
00:19:00Hmm.
00:19:01First date, Bible study.
00:19:03Good start.
00:19:04But what's the catch?
00:19:13The Lord knows the thoughts of man.
00:19:22He knows that they are futile.
00:19:28Amen.
00:19:28Thank you for reading the Word of God.
00:19:30Definitely.
00:19:31That was lovely.
00:19:32Thank you for thinking about that.
00:19:33I think this is a great first date, reading the Word of God.
00:19:35I'm glad.
00:19:36Can't go wrong with that.
00:19:37I'm glad you had a good time.
00:19:39I did.
00:19:39I hope I get to see you again for sure.
00:19:42You will.
00:19:43I hope I get to see you again for sure.
00:20:13How was your food?
00:20:21Good.
00:20:22No problem.
00:20:22Let me get the...
00:20:24You don't have your wallet?
00:20:28You know what?
00:20:30I'm not here to pay your damn bills.
00:20:32I understand.
00:20:33I want us to be successful together, not apart.
00:20:36I go to PGA meets by myself, gymnastics by myself, as a single parent, and it's quite embarrassing.
00:20:42I understand.
00:20:43I can't take away the pain from your past relationships.
00:20:46But I can't fix it by showing you how much I adore and love you.
00:20:50Mm-hmm.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:53You have a lot of bad memories starting on mental Rolodex.
00:20:56But now, I think it's time for you to hop on board with a cloud-based company man.
00:21:02Come on, let's get out of here.
00:21:03Did you find your wallet?
00:21:04No.
00:21:06I think they might take Apple Pay though.
00:21:08I'm gonna go check.
00:21:09Okay.
00:21:10He's there.
00:21:11Hey, welcome.
00:21:37Nice to see you again.
00:21:38Likewise.
00:21:39Please, come sit down.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:47I think this is all ready for you.
00:21:49Okay.
00:21:50Put one foot in here, one foot up here.
00:21:53Tell me a little bit more about yourself.
00:21:55Well, I love guns.
00:21:57I'm a Christian.
00:21:58I like going to the gym.
00:22:00I'm a single mom who ain't got time for games, and I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:22:04Well, all right.
00:22:05I wasn't looking for any of that, but how old are your kids?
00:22:0921 and 15.
00:22:10Oh, that's good.
00:22:11I can't wait to have kids of my own.
00:22:16How does that feel?
00:22:17It feels good, but what are you up to?
00:22:19How does it feel?
00:22:20Oh, it feels good.
00:22:22I got a couple of selections of paint for you, too.
00:22:33Okay.
00:22:34You want to pick a color out?
00:22:36Here's your couple of options for you.
00:22:39Do you like any of these?
00:22:43I like this color here.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:45Nice color.
00:22:47A little bougie.
00:22:48But it's okay.
00:22:52It looks like the glittery colors, huh?
00:22:54This little piggy went to the market.
00:22:59This little piggy went to the market.
00:22:59This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:00This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:00This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:01This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:01This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:02This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:03This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:04This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:05This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:06This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:07This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:08This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:09This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:10This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:11This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:12This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:13This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:14This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:15This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:16This little piggy went to the market.
00:23:17I like to pray, travel, cook, and spend time with the kids.
00:23:44Okay, so all the same things I like doing.
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:49I think we're all done here.
00:23:57Let's let those dry up a little bit.
00:24:01How does it look?
00:24:03Wow, it looks better than what any shop could do.
00:24:06Oh, stop.
00:24:07Do you look that good?
00:24:08It does.
00:24:09I try.
00:24:10So it was a fun day with you today again.
00:24:13I love always seeing you.
00:24:14Do you mind coming back next week at the same time?
00:24:17Sure.
00:24:18Sounds good.
00:24:19Do you want anything else?
00:24:20You got anything else you want to do?
00:24:21You hungry or anything?
00:24:22I actually am hungry.
00:24:23I love Thai food.
00:24:24Oh, there's a Thai food place around the corner if you want to go after your feet dry and all
00:24:29that.
00:24:30Okay, let's just wait for it to dry up and we can head the road.
00:24:33Okay.
00:24:34clean up this thing too.
00:24:41Hey.
00:24:42Hi.
00:24:43How you doing?
00:24:44Good.
00:24:45You look gorgeous.
00:24:49Thank you for coming.
00:24:50Please join me at the dining room table.
00:24:51I got a surprise for you.
00:24:52What, your girlfriend?
00:24:53No.
00:24:54That's getting old.
00:24:55The comments not funny anymore.
00:24:56Neither are the games men play.
00:24:57Okay, but I'm not just any man.
00:24:58I'm a gentleman.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:00Come on.
00:25:01Come join me.
00:25:02Well, for today, I thought I'd start by massaging your hands and painting your fingernails if
00:25:09that's okay with you.
00:25:10Wow.
00:25:12This is a nice set up.
00:25:14I got a couple colors for you to pick out too.
00:25:15Which one would you like?
00:25:16Okay.
00:25:19I got a couple colors for you to pick out too.
00:25:20Which one would you like?
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22Okay.
00:25:23Okay.
00:25:24Okay.
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:26Okay.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:31Okay.
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:33I think I'll go with the diamond shimmer.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:36Getting a little bougie on me.
00:25:38Let's get started.
00:25:39I will try not to miss.
00:25:52He's painting my fingernails?
00:25:54That's very nice.
00:25:55But what's he getting ready to ask for?
00:25:58A car?
00:25:59A house?
00:26:00Or me to take care of his mama?
00:26:01I'm like what is going on?
00:26:02Oh no.
00:26:03I think we're almost done.
00:26:04Just about ten more seconds.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06How do you like them?
00:26:07Wow.
00:26:08They look beautiful.
00:26:09I like them.
00:26:10Definitely.
00:26:11Good job.
00:26:14Thank you for coming again.
00:26:15Same time next week.
00:26:16Yes.
00:26:17Always a pleasure to see you.
00:26:18Likewise.
00:26:19Let me clean this up for a little bit.
00:26:20Before we get on the road.
00:26:23Thank you for coming again.
00:26:24Same time next week.
00:26:25Yes.
00:26:26Always a pleasure to see you.
00:26:27Likewise.
00:26:28Let me clean this up for a little bit.
00:26:29Before we get on the road.
00:26:35So how's the love life?
00:26:36There is none.
00:26:37What about Mariano?
00:26:38What about Mariano?
00:26:39What about him?
00:26:40He's just a man.
00:26:41Next.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:43We're on to the letter J for the pages of love.
00:26:57For the letter J you want a joyful, joey.
00:27:12joyful, jovial man. One who will give you the jewelry you want and one who will jump to help
00:27:19you. Say that again. For the letter K, you want a knowledgeable, kind man and a kinky man, if that's
00:27:27what you want. And for the letter L, you want a man who is a leader, a man who listens, a man who
00:27:35is long-suffering, and a man who will love you.
00:27:42Shut up. Shut up, you're in the back. Don't fall in the back.
00:27:52You look beautiful today. Thank you. You look nice too. Thank you. But why do you change
00:27:58your hair every day? Why do you change your clothes every day? I just wanted to get to
00:28:02know your likes and dislikes. Out of all the questions to ask, why ask about my hair? What
00:28:07you gonna do, buy me some? Yeah, I can buy you anything you want. You know what? I got to
00:28:12go. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Have a good one. Please don't leave. I'm sorry
00:28:16about the question.
00:28:23Mom, Mariano was nuts. He asked me why do I change my hair. Okay. Okay? You don't ask
00:28:30a black woman about her hair. Nothing's wrong with it. Maybe he just wants to know what makes
00:28:35you, you. Then tear off a check. Cash out. PayPal or Venmo me then. I don't think he meant
00:28:41any harm. How do you know? Well, he has been our family accountant for years. The family
00:28:49accountant of what? This family don't have no Donald Trump money. They took care of you
00:28:54and your kids just fine. So we in the shade room now? Look, why miss out on a good man
00:29:00for all the baggage you have from the past? Every man ain't good and you toting around
00:29:06that Bible like everybody's Jesus. Everybody's not Jesus. However, would you like to be somebody's
00:29:13comfort, convenience, or commitment? Which one? I want the comfort, but what do you mean?
00:29:19Comfort is just sex. They come around when they want sex and then they don't come back
00:29:25till they want more sex. They're not around to help you change your tire. Also, convenience,
00:29:31they call you when they can't get a hold of their other girlfriend. They're bored. So, oh, nobody's
00:29:39around. Let me call her. Now, commitment, that is when they are into you and only you and what you
00:29:47have going on. So, when you're looking for them, you're not ghosted because you can find them
00:29:53because they are committed to you and only you. Only you. Good material. You need to preach that
00:29:59in a sermon. Hey, I'll think about that.
00:30:01Our call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. 9-1-6-5-9-9-4-9 is not available.
00:30:26At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up
00:30:31or press one for more options. Hey, Sam, please call me back. I didn't mean to ask the question.
00:31:01It's a good workout today. Sure is. Now we're on the letter M for the pages of love. You want a man
00:31:16that believes in the ministry of Jesus. You want a man that believes in monogamy. You want a man that
00:31:23is marriage material. You want a man that will make you his wife and a man that is madly in love with
00:31:29you and it won't hurt if he can give a good massage. Amen to that. Now for the letter N. You
00:31:35want a noble, non-judgmental man. A man who can give you the spiritual nourishment you need.
00:31:41A man who will not neglect you and a man who will give you non-stop love. For the letter O. You want
00:31:48an outgoing, outstanding man. One who is overqualified in every area to provide, protect, and support.
00:31:55Say that again. Amen. Say that, girl.
00:32:04Good morning, Jessica. I made you some coffee.
00:32:08I got more respect for myself than to wake up this early in the morning. Good night.
00:32:14You're not Michelle Obama, so get up.
00:32:18The only reason why you're up in here is because you don't have a man in your bed. And if you had a man
00:32:22in your bed, you wouldn't be up here in my room talking to me at the ass cracker dog.
00:32:27Well, I have a date tonight anyway. Goodbye.
00:32:30Have a good one.
00:32:35Come on up in here. You're talking about
00:32:36morning. Good coffee.
00:32:39Ass cracker dog.
00:32:40Hi, are you Reggie?
00:32:49Yes, I am.
00:32:49Nice to meet you.
00:32:50Nice to meet you, too.
00:32:52All right. Tell me what you like and what you don't like.
00:32:54Well, I don't like to cook. I don't like to clean. I don't like to pay taxes. And I don't like to sign birth certificates.
00:33:01Do you have children?
00:33:03Not that I know of. I don't sign birth certificates.
00:33:07Please explain.
00:33:08Well, as a man, if you sign a birth certificate and cut an umbilical cord, you're technically a father,
00:33:13so I don't do EFLs. What about you?
00:33:16I don't like men who don't pay child support. I don't like liars. And I don't like cheaters.
00:33:21Well, you don't like me. So, swipe left.
00:33:24All right. Swiping left. Bye.
00:33:26All right. Swiping left. Bye.
00:33:38Hello, Mom. What you doing?
00:33:42Not much. You want to go for some ice cream?
00:33:45All right. Come on outside. I'm parked out front.
00:33:48All right. Bye-bye.
00:33:49Hey.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:57So, how was your day?
00:34:00Awful.
00:34:01This guy says he doesn't pay child support or sign his children's birth certificates.
00:34:07Sorry, baby, but that's funny. Baby, you deserve better. First, you have to be fly. F-L-Y. And that means first, love yourself. And when you love yourself, you won't be desperate.
00:34:22Okay. Well, have you ever been asked for a Dana?
00:34:25A Dana? What's that?
00:34:26A DNA test.
00:34:27Well, no, but he still didn't take care of the kids. The feeling is the same. And don't have a dream between your legs. Have it in your mind.
00:34:37That's a good one. Well, do you know that he asked the judge for a retest on the DNA test?
00:34:44You can't have a retest on a DNA test. This ain't no SATs where you get a retest.
00:34:49No, it's not. That's funny.
00:34:57Hi.
00:35:02Hi, are you Percy?
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:04Hey.
00:35:06Let's cut to the chit-chat. What are you looking for in a relationship?
00:35:09I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm looking for a relationship, you feel me?
00:35:13I hope you can relate to that, because I like open doors.
00:35:17So do I. Bye.
00:35:18No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message.
00:35:29Hey, Sam. Please call me back. I miss talking to you. I'm pretty sure you won't find another man like me.
00:35:40Ooh.
00:35:41Hey.
00:35:53Hi.
00:35:53Here.
00:35:54It's a peace offering.
00:35:56Thank you. But let's just forget about it, okay?
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59Well, come sit down and relax with me then.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Well, it is a nice day for a fire.
00:36:05Yeah, the air is crisp up here.
00:36:07I'm a little bit cold. Why don't you come sit next to me?
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10See? I don't bite.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:16Well, that's your tooth.
00:36:19It's okay.
00:36:20Who's that? Your girlfriend?
00:36:22No. She's sitting right next to me.
00:36:24Well, let me get my gun out there.
00:36:25No, no, no, no. Wait. You don't need that. I'll protect you. I won't let anything happen to you.
00:36:30The unexpected knock at the door says I need this.
00:36:33Okay. Let me just see who it is. I'll check that out.
00:36:37Leave that in there.
00:36:38It's okay.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40Hey, Mariano. How you doing?
00:36:45I'm good. How you doing?
00:36:46Oh, fine. I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by. What y'all doing?
00:36:50We're not having sex.
00:36:52You. I tell you, you are something else.
00:36:55And, Mariano, I really came by to invite you Saturday to come over for drinks with us.
00:36:59Oh, okay. I'd love to. Definitely sounds good.
00:37:02Okay. And you, you'll be good. I love you, okay?
00:37:05Love you, too.
00:37:05Okay. See y'all later.
00:37:06Bye-bye.
00:37:07I'll see you Saturday.
00:37:08Okay, bye.
00:37:09You're doing the checkups on me now?
00:37:12Yes, I am.
00:37:13Oh, how you gonna say it's my girlfriend when that was your mom?
00:37:16Well, it happens.
00:37:18Oh, Lord.
00:37:20Let's get the fire started.
00:37:21Let's just chill for us today.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:24Because the checkups are done.
00:37:25Yes.
00:37:42Hi.
00:37:42Hey, thanks for having me.
00:37:44Thanks for coming.
00:37:45No problem.
00:37:46Your mom's sweet, by the way.
00:37:48How you doing, though?
00:37:49Actually, not so good.
00:37:50You know what?
00:37:51Someone just hit my car, and I'm an Uber driver,
00:37:53so I need my car to drive,
00:37:55and they won't let you drive with damage to your car.
00:37:57Wow.
00:37:57Yeah, I understand.
00:37:58Can I take a look at it, though?
00:37:59Sure.
00:38:00Come on.
00:38:01It's the one in the front, right?
00:38:02Indeed it is.
00:38:09Ooh.
00:38:12I'm sorry they hit you,
00:38:13but I can get that fixed for you.
00:38:16Yeah, right.
00:38:17Yeah, I can.
00:38:18You want to come spend the night?
00:38:19I can go take it to the shop in the morning.
00:38:21I won't hold my breath.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26You can actually have the whole top floor if you like,
00:38:28if that makes you feel more comfortable.
00:38:30I feel just fine.
00:38:31I got a gun.
00:38:33All right, then.
00:38:34My bad.
00:38:35What happened, though?
00:38:37Some lady side-swipe me.
00:38:38Mm.
00:38:39Yeah, I hate those.
00:38:40You got her information and everything, though?
00:38:42I did.
00:38:43Oh, yeah.
00:38:43That'll be an easy fix, then.
00:38:45All right.
00:38:46Well, you ready to go inside?
00:38:48I am.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:49Yeah, you ready for drinks?
00:38:50Don't look at the camera.
00:38:51Oh, God, sir.
00:38:53Here you go.
00:38:54Drink.
00:38:55There you go.
00:38:56Are we going to do a cheers?
00:38:59Oh, Lord.
00:39:01Enduvidably.
00:39:01Cheer it up.
00:39:02You want to pour some more?
00:39:03Yeah, I'll take this one.
00:39:05You trying to get high.
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:08Yeah, I think I'm going to have to talk to you.
00:39:10Oh.
00:39:11Talk me up right here.
00:39:12Oh.
00:39:13Oh.
00:39:14Oh, everybody wanted a little bit more.
00:39:16Oh, God.
00:39:16Now you got to get some of the stuff.
00:39:19Oh, God.
00:39:19I done spilled a lot of it.
00:39:20I didn't even spill everywhere.
00:39:21My bad.
00:39:22Do you have any spit cups?
00:39:23No, I don't have any spit cups.
00:39:24Oh, I'm going to do it now.
00:39:26Let's do it.
00:39:27Let's do it.
00:39:27Let's do it.
00:39:27Let's do it.
00:39:28Salute.
00:39:29Ready?
00:39:30It's okay to let me love you.
00:39:32I get acute loneliness when I'm not with you.
00:39:35Sorry, but my heart is guarded.
00:39:37So how can I break through?
00:39:39You can't.
00:39:40So no man can ever love you?
00:39:42Well, God says he'll never leave you nor forsake you.
00:39:44Can you beat that?
00:39:46No, but maybe with God's help I can come close.
00:39:49And the way I live, my love for you is unstoppable.
00:39:54Okay, that sounds like that came from a script.
00:39:58I mean, it was from a TV show.
00:40:00Okay, you got me there.
00:40:00But it is true.
00:40:02It's the way I feel about you.
00:40:04I do have genuine love for you.
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:09Just okay.
00:40:10What do you want me to say to that besides okay?
00:40:12You took it from a movie.
00:40:14Well, I mean it too though.
00:40:15It's come generally from my heart.
00:40:17From that movie to you.
00:40:20No, it would have been original.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:22Well, I'll make something up original when I'm a little less tipsy.
00:40:26Okay?
00:40:27Because I was just drinking with your mom.
00:40:30Had a good time, right?
00:40:3110-4.
00:40:3210-4.
00:40:33Okay.
00:40:35Is that up?
00:40:3610-4?
00:40:3710-4.
00:40:45Hello?
00:40:47Hello.
00:40:48How are you, Joan?
00:40:49I'm blessed.
00:40:50How are you?
00:40:51I'm good.
00:40:52Good to hear too.
00:40:54Hey, can you please get your daughter to spend the night?
00:40:56I'm trying to get her car fixed because I don't want her to go home without a car.
00:40:59Yes, you know she carries around a lot of baggage from her past relationships.
00:41:05So, you know she is cautious.
00:41:08I understand.
00:41:09And I will wait for her to open up.
00:41:11Well, thanks.
00:41:12You guys make a great couple.
00:41:14A great gun-toting couple, huh?
00:41:16Well, you know she loves her guns.
00:41:20Yeah, that she does.
00:41:22That she does.
00:41:24Okay, I'll talk to her.
00:41:26Okay, thank you, Joan.
00:41:27You're welcome.
00:41:28Bye-bye.
00:41:29Bye.
00:41:30Bye.
00:41:39Good morning, baby.
00:41:41Good morning.
00:41:41How are you?
00:41:42I'm fine.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44Got a surprise outside.
00:41:46What, more bills?
00:41:47No, but it can help you pay some bills.
00:41:49Okay, here we go.
00:41:50More Sesame Street games.
00:41:52Let's go see.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:54Let's go see Bert, Ernie, and Elmo.
00:42:06Wow.
00:42:07Who fixed my car?
00:42:09Mariano.
00:42:10Well, where is he?
00:42:11He dropped it off early this morning.
00:42:12He had to go to work.
00:42:13Okay, well, I'll thank him on my next date with him.
00:42:16Looks good, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, it looks really good.
00:42:18Surprise.
00:42:19Surprise, surprise.
00:42:20Nice bow.
00:42:22Love it.
00:42:33I'm glad you came, though.
00:42:34I was looking forward to seeing you again.
00:42:37Likewise.
00:42:38Thank you for fixing my car.
00:42:39How much did I owe you?
00:42:41Nothing.
00:42:42Just all the time I spend with you is enough.
00:42:43I think I hear the neighbor's dog barking.
00:42:47Okay, but how can I spend more time with you, though?
00:42:51I love animals.
00:42:54I can tell by all the dog t-shirts you got.
00:42:56What do you got, like 20 of them?
00:42:5817.
00:43:00An exact number?
00:43:01Yes.
00:43:02Oh, Lord.
00:43:03So what does make you happy?
00:43:05My dogs and my kids.
00:43:08Oh, wow.
00:43:09That's a good answer.
00:43:10You're a good mom.
00:43:12I really enjoy spending time with you.
00:43:14Get back to the show.
00:43:15That's my favorite part.
00:43:16Hey.
00:43:41Hi.
00:43:41You look good.
00:43:44These are for you.
00:43:45Oh, thanks.
00:43:47Go put those on.
00:43:48I'll see you when you get done.
00:43:50Bathroom is first door on the right.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:58Please.
00:43:59Come lay on the table.
00:44:00This is different.
00:44:02Well, I'm different from anybody else you ever dated.
00:44:04So we're dating?
00:44:05I think so.
00:44:08Come on.
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:09I hope you...
00:44:10I'm falling now.
00:44:12I got two cents, actually.
00:44:19I got lavender and vanilla.
00:44:24Which one would you like?
00:44:25Vanilla, please.
00:44:26Oh, good choice.
00:44:27This one's going to look really good.
00:44:29All right.
00:44:30So just relax.
00:44:32Let me take all the tension away.
00:44:35What is this guy up to?
00:44:38No man does this type of stuff without wanting something in return.
00:44:42Jesus, is this real?
00:44:43Let's see.
00:44:45I love this one.
00:44:47I'm going to get out of here.
00:44:49I'm looking forward to building this deck.
00:44:50And let's look to the way that you got here.
00:44:51I'm tip-view it.
00:44:52All right.
00:44:52Let's see.
00:44:53Let's see.
00:44:58Let's see.
00:45:06Let's see.
00:45:09Iộc on temple.
00:45:09okay i think we're all done here i hope i released some of the tension that you have
00:45:24oh yes you did thank you definitely thank you for coming would you mind joining me next weekend
00:45:29at the farmers market yes okay cool is there anything else you want to do you can go get
00:45:35something to eat if you're still hungry i'm always game for getting something to eat okay
00:45:39there's a new place actually across the way want to go check it out yes
00:45:43hope you ain't too relaxed don't fall off the thing now
00:46:05beautiful day we're going to continue with the pages of love we're on the letter s you want a
00:46:26safe man who can give security and provide a stable safe environment now for the letter t
00:46:34you want a man who is trustworthy transparent tender and thoughtful and who wants you on his team
00:46:43i'll give you a bonus with the letter t stay away from a man who will put you through a tumultuous
00:46:50relationship with trials and tell you tales now the letter u you want a man who loves you
00:46:59unconditionally you want an understanding man you want a man who can make a union with you
00:47:06as in marriage because marriage is a union and lastly you don't want a man who's unemployed
00:47:20but i'm glad to see you again you look wonderful
00:47:32I'm glad to see you again. You look wonderful. Thank you. Temperature in here feels good. Yeah.
00:47:54What's new with you? Well, I'm trying to buy this clothing store and the price went up $50,000.
00:48:00$50,000? Mm-hmm. Where is that at? In Sacramento at 4633 Auburn Boulevard.
00:48:08Auburn, huh? I'm going to take a look at it. You hungry or anything? You want anything to eat? Yes. What you in the mood for? Chicken and waffles. Okay, let's go. You want to order it to go or you want to go up?
00:48:20Why don't we order in? Okay, okay. Let's get ready to go. Okay. We can bring it back, start the movie, get some popcorn ready for us. Let's go. Okay.
00:48:30Hello? Hey, Sam. Can you meet me at 4633 Auburn Boulevard tomorrow? Sure, yeah. What's up? I'm going to be in the area. I got a surprise for you, too.
00:48:52Okay, see you there. Okay, cool. See you tomorrow.
00:48:58All right. Bye-bye. Bye.
00:49:03Auburn. Auburn, yep. All right. So give her a call.
00:49:14Hey. Hey, Mariano.
00:49:17You made it. Yes. What's this?
00:49:19I wanted to surprise you. With what?
00:49:21I bought you a store.
00:49:22Seriously?
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24How did you and when did you?
00:49:26Well, now you don't have to drive Uber anymore, so here. Actually, take a look.
00:49:30Okay. Let's take a look inside.
00:49:36Oh, you hear that?
00:49:38I do.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Wow.
00:49:41What do you think?
00:49:42This looks so beautiful.
00:49:43I'm glad you like it.
00:49:44I love it.
00:49:45What a beautiful store.
00:49:46I'm glad you like it.
00:49:47Oh, yes.
00:49:48Wow.
00:49:49This is absolutely amazing.
00:49:51I'm glad you like it.
00:49:52I love it.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:54They got some cool little stuff in here, right?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:56Now it's all a little bit set up, so now you can do whatever you want to it.
00:50:00Look, they already got some $5 jeans, brand new, ready to go.
00:50:01Right.
00:50:02Right.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:04They got everything here.
00:50:05Do they have any dog apparel?
00:50:06Oh, I don't know.
00:50:07We got to look around.
00:50:08Oh, I think some over there.
00:50:09Oh, I don't know.
00:50:10I don't know.
00:50:11I don't know.
00:50:12I don't know.
00:50:13I don't know.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:16I don't know.
00:50:17We got to look around.
00:50:18Oh, I think some over there.
00:50:24Hey, I want to say something.
00:50:31A gentleman is someone who brings more into the world than he takes out of it.
00:50:37So I got you this.
00:50:45Wow.
00:50:47No problem.
00:50:48It says handmade with love.
00:50:49And it is.
00:50:50And this is a hundred things I want to do for you.
00:50:53Because I care about you.
00:50:54Let's open up and take a look.
00:50:55This says you want to be my travel buddy.
00:51:08Yes.
00:51:09I want to travel the world.
00:51:10I hope to do that with you.
00:51:12I want to be your lover.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:14This one says you want to be my chauffeur.
00:51:15Yeah, because I can show you around everywhere.
00:51:19And this one says I want to be your Santa Claus.
00:51:25Okay.
00:51:26You do got to make the nice list.
00:51:27You can't be on the naughty list.
00:51:28This one says you want to be my provider.
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:31I can provide anything you want.
00:51:32And this one says I want to be your massage therapist.
00:51:33Aww.
00:51:34Aww.
00:51:35I get the best massage.
00:51:36You got to wait.
00:51:37Aww.
00:51:38This one says I want to be your massage therapist.
00:51:39Aww.
00:51:40Aww.
00:51:41This one here says you want to be my bellhop.
00:51:43Yeah, that was a funny one.
00:51:44I knew you liked that one.
00:51:45Yeah, that was a funny one.
00:51:46I knew you liked that one.
00:51:47You do have to make the nice list.
00:51:48You do have to make the nice list.
00:51:49You can't be on the naughty list.
00:51:50This one says you want to be my provider.
00:51:51Yes, I can provide anything you want.
00:51:52And this one says I want to be your massage therapist.
00:51:56Aww.
00:51:57I get the best massage.
00:51:58You got to wait.
00:51:59Aww.
00:52:00This one here says you want to be my bellhop.
00:52:01Yeah, that was a funny one.
00:52:02I knew you liked that one.
00:52:03And I want to be your biggest fan.
00:52:04Aww.
00:52:05This one here says you want to be my TV buddy.
00:52:06You know, I love my TV shows.
00:52:07And this one says you want to be my TV buddy.
00:52:08You know, I love my TV shows.
00:52:09And this one says you want to be my TV buddy.
00:52:13You know, I cook a mean breakfast.
00:52:14And this one says you want to be my anchor.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:16You know, I want to be your biggest fan.
00:52:17Aww.
00:52:18This one here says you want to be my TV buddy.
00:52:21You know, I love my TV shows.
00:52:23And this one says I want to be my breakfast in bed buddy.
00:52:35So I cook a mean breakfast.
00:52:36This one says you want to be my anchor.
00:52:43Yes, because I can't hold you down.
00:52:48And this one says, I want to protect you.
00:52:52Oh, thank you.
00:52:54So, don't pull out a gun on me now.
00:52:58This one says, you want to be my forever partner.
00:53:02I do want to.
00:53:04And this one says, I want to be the father of your children.
00:53:10Oh, thank you.
00:53:12What does your shirt say?
00:53:23Oh, my shirt says, looking for Mr. Right.
00:53:27Sweet.
00:53:27Oh, I like that.
00:53:29Speaking of looking for Mr. Right, we're going to finish the pages of love.
00:53:33And I want to tell the ladies on your YouTube channel.
00:53:36Well, how are you going to share it with them if you haven't shared it with me first?
00:53:39Well, I'm getting ready to.
00:53:40Ladies, for the pages of love, we're on the letter V.
00:53:45For the letter V, you want a man that has values and a vision.
00:53:49A man that will volunteer to help you.
00:53:52You do not want a man that will verbally abuse you or leave a void in your life.
00:53:57For the letter W, you want a wonderful working man.
00:54:02One that can worship with you and one that will worship you.
00:54:06And lastly, ladies, you do not want a man that is weak and whiny.
00:54:12For the letter X, you want a man that will XO, XO all over you.
00:54:17And when you X-ray his heart, you'll find love for you there.
00:54:21And lastly, ladies, you do not want a man on Xanax.
00:54:26I like that, ladies.
00:54:28And one thing I want to comment on is she said,
00:54:31Working man, it's always good to have a gainfully employed man.
00:54:35Yes, it is.
00:54:37And as I said, wonderful working man.
00:54:40And we think any man that working is wonderful.
00:54:45That's it, ladies.
00:54:46Thank you, YouTube family.
00:54:48Bye.
00:54:49Bye.
00:54:56God bless you.
00:54:57Thank you for coming.
00:54:58Thank you for inviting me.
00:54:59No problem.
00:55:00You want to do some Bible study and prayer?
00:55:02Absolutely.
00:55:03You know I got the Bible on my phone.
00:55:04I'm ready.
00:55:04Okay, okay.
00:55:05You're getting a little bougie on me.
00:55:07Let me get my Bible off of it.
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:11So, since God is the source of every blessing,
00:55:15why don't we start with Psalm 67, verse 5.
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:18Cool.
00:55:19Let me get that open.
00:55:23The word says,
00:55:24The father to the fatherless and the protector of widows is God in his holy dwelling.
00:55:32Verse 6.
00:55:35God sets the lonely in families.
00:55:37Sam, I want to be the father of your children.
00:55:42I will protect you.
00:55:43And I will give you the family that you desire.
00:55:46Amen.
00:55:48That's the word of God.
00:55:49But why do you always ignore the things I try to do for you?
00:55:54I'm not ignoring.
00:55:55I'm just processing.
00:55:56Because it's either lines or lies.
00:55:59I understand.
00:56:00But I assure you, this is me.
00:56:02This is my heart.
00:56:04And I want to give it to you.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06Okay.
00:56:07We'll see.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:09Well, did you enjoy the food?
00:56:10I did.
00:56:11I'm glad you really came out.
00:56:12I always have a wonderful time with you.
00:56:14Likewise.
00:56:15You look amazing today, by the way.
00:56:16Thank you so much.
00:56:17No problem.
00:56:18What do you want to do next week?
00:56:20I want to go for a boat ride, please.
00:56:22Oh, you're getting real bougie on me.
00:56:24I'll tell you.
00:56:25I got you.
00:56:25I'll take you out on the boat ride.
00:56:27That's all.
00:56:28Can't wait to see you again.
00:56:30Likewise.
00:56:30Well, tonight, I thought we should do a movie night.
00:56:44Okay.
00:56:45I fall asleep during movies.
00:56:47What?
00:56:47Why is that?
00:56:48I'll be so tired from working.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:52But hopefully in the future, I can help with that.
00:56:55So, movie night, huh?
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:57Hold on.
00:56:58Get some work.
00:57:00So, you see, at this movie, all the snacks, all the popcorn, all the drinks are free.
00:57:23This one is for you.
00:57:24This is so cute.
00:57:26It's so cute.
00:57:28Mmm.
00:57:29Chocolate corn.
00:57:30Need a little bit of salt.
00:57:32It's okay.
00:57:34Time for the movie.
00:57:35Mmm-hmm.
00:57:46Hey.
00:57:47How you doing?
00:57:48Hey.
00:57:49What's going on?
00:57:49Hey.
00:57:50I just came over to finish our pages of love. You thought I forgot, didn't you? I did. Well,
00:57:55I did not forget. And we are on the letter Y for the pages of love. The letter Y, you want a man
00:58:02that says yes to your request. You want a man who yearns for you in your absence. And you want a man
00:58:09who can yield a harvest for his family. For the letter Z, you want a man with zeal. You want a
00:58:16man who will zoom to help you. You want a man who can keep his zipper up and who's not zigzagging
00:58:23through life. Now, when he zooms to help me, what kind of car will he be in? It doesn't matter as
00:58:28long as he's zooming, okay, to come to your rescue. That's what you want, zeal and zooming. And also,
00:58:36what I want to tell you last, you do not, and I repeat, do not want a man who's on Zoloft. No.
00:58:44And now, I would like to encourage you, don't miss out on Mariano, a good man because of your past.
00:58:53Think of all the dates you've had and all the things he's done for you. Nobody else has done
00:58:59anything for you except leave you pregnant and left holding the bag, an empty bag with no child
00:59:06support. So, think back on how he cares for you and respects you.
00:59:44You're welcome.
01:00:55And sprinkles.
01:01:00Samantha, baby, I got something sweet for you.
01:01:03Come in the kitchen.
01:01:04I'm coming.
01:01:09What you got?
01:01:10Look, we're going to make our own ice cream.
01:01:12Wow, I like this.
01:01:14You ready?
01:01:14Yes.
01:01:15Okay, let's get started.
01:01:18I already prepared everything for us.
01:01:21So I got...
01:01:22Before the ice falls out.
01:01:26Got some bags of ice for us.
01:01:28Okay.
01:01:28And we got some strawberry vanilla extract in our heavy cream and all that stuff.
01:01:34We got some gummy bears, some sprinkles, chocolate sauce, some strawberry sauce, and ready to
01:01:40get started?
01:01:40I'm ready.
01:01:41Okay.
01:01:42We're going to take this cup, pour it in one of these.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:46I'm going to make sure I don't spill it.
01:02:00There we go.
01:02:04I'm going to close it up.
01:02:20Drop it in the ice bag.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:24I don't know why you're better at this than me.
01:02:26I thought I planned it.
01:02:27Is this supposed to be our ice maker?
01:02:30Yes, that's the ice maker.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:33Place it in there.
01:02:36Close up the bag.
01:02:37Get the air out.
01:02:40Start shaking.
01:02:43Old school way, huh?
01:02:44Old school.
01:02:46I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:02:47Okay.
01:02:50You're still going to fashion me.
01:02:51I thought I was planning this.
01:02:52Okay.
01:02:55You're already going to start shaking.
01:02:57I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:02:58I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:02:59I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:00I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:01I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:02I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:03I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:04I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:05I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:06I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:07I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:08I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:09I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:10I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:11I thought it would be fun for us to do it.
01:03:42I think that's ice cream now.
01:03:44Okay.
01:03:45You want to check them out?
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:47All right.
01:03:49How yours looking?
01:03:51Oh, yeah.
01:03:53Oh, yeah.
01:03:54Oh, yeah.
01:03:55This is ice cream.
01:03:57Oh, looks good.
01:03:58Got a good workout, I guess.
01:04:00Got a good arm workout.
01:04:02All right.
01:04:02You get tired from that, too?
01:04:05Oh, look.
01:04:06Ice cream.
01:04:07Right.
01:04:09It came out so
01:04:11good.
01:04:13Look at that.
01:04:15Beautiful.
01:04:16Homemade, too.
01:04:25I got some cousins over there for you, too.
01:04:28Do you want to take some sprinkles, gummy bears,
01:04:31or chocolate sauce or anything?
01:04:33I think I'm going to take some sprinkles
01:04:36and some gummy bears.
01:04:37You remember that cartoon called Gummy Bears?
01:04:39Yeah, I do.
01:04:41That one was a good one, though.
01:04:45You want chocolate sauce or strawberry, did you say?
01:04:48I will just take a little splash of chocolate sauce.
01:04:52A little splash?
01:04:53That's enough?
01:04:54Yes.
01:04:55Okay.
01:04:55Cool.
01:04:56Cheers
01:04:57to the ice cream you made.
01:05:03It's pretty good.
01:05:04I like it.
01:05:05Mm-hmm.
01:05:07Making more homemade ice cream after all.
01:05:10Maybe not.
01:05:10It was a lot of work.
01:05:12I don't know how they did it in the whole day.
01:05:16This is actually pretty good, though.
01:05:20Thank you for spending the time with me.
01:05:22Thank you for inviting me.
01:05:24Mm-hmm.
01:05:25Anytime.
01:05:26You always have something creative up your sleeve.
01:05:28I try.
01:05:29I try.
01:05:29I'm trying to be different, you know?
01:05:34Can't be the same as everybody else.
01:05:38And this is actually hella good.
01:05:42I'm surprised.
01:05:44It came out really good.
01:05:48Want to come back next week?
01:05:49Mm-hmm.
01:05:50Same thing?
01:05:51Mm-hmm.
01:05:51Are you hungry or anything else?
01:05:53Nope.
01:05:53Or this is already the part?
01:05:55This is real good right here.
01:05:56Real good.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:57Okay.
01:06:25Bye-bye.
01:06:25Bye-bye.
01:06:26Bye-bye.
01:06:27Bye-bye.
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01:06:33Bye-bye.
01:06:34Bye-bye.
01:06:34Bye-bye.
01:06:35Bye-bye.
01:06:35Bye-bye.
01:06:35Bye-bye.
01:06:36Bye-bye.
01:06:37Bye-bye.
01:06:37Bye-bye.
01:06:38Bye-bye.
01:06:39Bye-bye.
01:06:40Bye-bye.
01:07:11Hey.
01:07:17Hey.
01:07:18You look fabulous as always.
01:07:34Come join me at the dinner table, let me pull out your chair.
01:07:38No, I got it.
01:07:39Let me handle it for you.
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:42Here we go.
01:07:44No problem.
01:07:45I made us a little bit of fish and some salad today.
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:49I hope you enjoy.
01:07:52That's great.
01:07:55So how was your day?
01:07:58Pretty good.
01:07:59That's good.
01:08:00I do have an important question to ask you.
01:08:05I do want to be a rock.
01:08:07I want to be your foundation.
01:08:09I want to protect you.
01:08:10I love you.
01:08:11I want your kids.
01:08:12I want you.
01:08:13I want your problems.
01:08:14Will you marry me?
01:08:16Am I being punked?
01:08:17Of course not.
01:08:18Why would you be punked?
01:08:19But you're going to punk me if you say no.
01:08:21Yes.
01:08:22Yes.
01:08:23Yes.
01:08:24Oh my gosh.
01:08:25Yes.
01:08:26Yes.
01:08:27Yes.
01:08:28Yes.
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:30Oh my gosh.
01:08:31Yes.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33It's just right.
01:08:36Thank you so much.
01:08:37I appreciate it too.
01:08:39I love you so much.
01:08:41I love you too.
01:08:42Oh, it's just right.
01:08:48Thank you so much.
01:08:50I appreciate it.
01:08:53Love you so much.
01:08:54I love you too.
01:08:57Let's finish our food before it's not like too much fish.
01:09:42The moral of the story is, believe in love, and the fairy tale love that you want is out there.
01:09:59Love found me, and it will find you too.
01:10:03Embrace that true, authentic love.
01:10:07He who finds a wife finds a good thing and receives favor.
01:10:13Love found me, and it will find a good thing and gives you an reward.
01:10:20Love found me, and it'll find you too.
01:10:26All right.
01:10:28Love found me, and then save her again.
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