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Tell Momma Not to Worry Full Movie
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00:01:55I'm gonna take a piss real quick. You cool? Be right back.
00:02:01What do you think?
00:02:03Perfect timing. Let's see. Let's see.
00:02:08The lighting is not ideal.
00:02:12Nobody cares about the quality anyway. They just want to see the hair.
00:02:16It looks bright and tight. We're doing it. We're doing it, Jonas. Let's go.
00:02:21Hey, guys. It's your boy, Jonas. Jonas with the mostest.
00:02:26Coming at you from my old hometown of Sonoma, California.
00:02:30Or as I like to call it, Slonoma.
00:02:32You know, we're out here. It's 2021.
00:02:36We're out here doing new things, but also doing old things.
00:02:39Coming back to hometowns, vintage visits.
00:02:42We're doing it right and we're doing it tight.
00:02:44You know how it works.
00:02:46But, sadly, I'm here on some not-so-great news.
00:02:52You see, my mother, my mother has passed on.
00:02:59But luckily, because of DTF eyewear, I got these new shades to hide the tears.
00:03:06But this is a very tender moment for me, for my family.
00:03:12So we're going to go up to a lake and we're going to spread her ashes.
00:03:15Spread her ashes. Spread her ashes.
00:03:18Is it spread or scatter? Spread.
00:03:21Spread her ashes. Scatter her ashes.
00:03:23We're going to scatter her ashes.
00:03:25That's what we're going to do. We're going to spread her ashes.
00:03:27And you're going to bring the drama, Jonas.
00:03:29You're going to bring it this time because you need to melt hearts.
00:03:31You need to make tears fall.
00:03:33You're going to do this right.
00:03:34And you're going to do this tight because you're Jonas.
00:03:36You are Jonas with the mostest.
00:03:39You got this. Okay, let's do this.
00:03:42Hey, guys. It's your boy Jonas. Jonas with the mostest.
00:03:46Out here.
00:03:47I got to say, man, if you're going to keep doing these, like, Instagram videos and tic-tac.
00:03:53Tic-tock.
00:03:54What?
00:03:55It's tic-tock.
00:03:57Yeah, whatever. I'm just saying, man.
00:03:58Like, maybe you should add some production value to it, you know?
00:04:01Like, flip the camera horizontal instead of vertical.
00:04:04You ever seen the beginning of Double Indemnity when he confesses at the very top?
00:04:08Like, if you did something like that, I'd watch that for sure.
00:04:11Heather, you're going to have to help me out a little bit.
00:04:14What's Double Indemnity? Is it like a web series, game show, like Double Jeopardy or something?
00:04:19You've never seen Double Indemnity?
00:04:21Mr. Hollywood's never seen Double Indemnity?
00:04:24Who's in it?
00:04:25Oh, man, Fred McMurray, Barbara Stanwyck. Oh, man, but Edward G. Robinson, he steals the show. I'm serious.
00:04:32Ellie, I think you're making up all of those names. Is it old?
00:04:37No, man, it's a classic. Well, yeah, it's old, but I even have the Criterion. It's remastered.
00:04:42Cool, cool, cool. But, like, you didn't really answer my question. Like, how old are we talking? Like, 80s old?
00:04:47Is that what you think old is? The 80s?
00:04:51Ellie, when was it made?
00:04:53I don't know. Well, 1942, actually. Wait. No, 1944. That's it.
00:05:00Have you ever watched anything that's not made before Mom and Dad were born?
00:05:04I mean, right now I'm on a strict regimen in black and white movies. You know, like, pre-Second World War.
00:05:09Cringe. We're gonna, you know, cut to the right, yeah?
00:05:14Huh?
00:05:15Like not, we're gonna go this way?
00:05:17This way?
00:05:18Ellie, I don't know if I can do this.
00:05:20It's faster this way.
00:05:21No, I know, but...
00:05:22If you go slow, it's harder.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:25You used to be able to, you could...
00:05:26I know, I'm behind you.
00:05:33Uh-oh. I heard a sigh.
00:05:35And a cell phone.
00:05:37He's on the phone.
00:05:39What is it, Stacy?
00:05:41No, it's not her.
00:05:45What, is she mad?
00:05:46Because all the reality showgirls want a little piece of Jonas with the Mouses?
00:05:51No.
00:05:52You know.
00:05:53She's part of the game, too, so she gets it.
00:05:55It's not anything like that.
00:05:57Wait.
00:05:58She's an influencer, too?
00:06:01No, she's a makeup artist.
00:06:03Oh, okay.
00:06:04So there's hope for her.
00:06:05Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:06Where's your queen, huh?
00:06:08You know me, man.
00:06:09I'm busy, uh, holding down the fort.
00:06:12Oh, the fort.
00:06:14Mmm.
00:06:15You know, you should get a vacation from this fort.
00:06:18No, really, you should go down to, like, Rosa or the Bay or something.
00:06:21I'm sure the, those Oakland hipster bars or the patios are probably open.
00:06:26You can find, find some girl that's just as delusional as you are.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:31You guys can, can, uh, get a projector and watch, uh, I don't know, 18th century French infomercials
00:06:38or something.
00:06:39Get all weird with it.
00:06:41Ha, ha.
00:06:42Yeah, well, that does sound nice.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:45As long as I'm not stuck on my phone all day, man, I think I'm gonna be okay.
00:06:49That's the thing, though, man, is everything in L.A. is through Instagram.
00:06:52Like, literally everything.
00:06:54Uh-huh.
00:06:55So casting directors, they go, like, uh, they do a hashtag L.A. models or hashtag, uh,
00:07:01surfer guys or something.
00:07:03And they, they DM people like me to be the next big thing, be the next big thing, you
00:07:08know?
00:07:09Yeah.
00:07:10People like you?
00:07:11Yes, L.A., people like me.
00:07:13You can give me the whole spiel of that phone is sucking your soul out or whatever, but,
00:07:19and the more I post, the more I stack, it's that simple.
00:07:23And, yeah, I was waiting for a call, but I was waiting for a call from, um, Duncan.
00:07:29Remember that producer I was telling you about?
00:07:31The...
00:07:32Why are you talking to someone named Duncan?
00:07:34What's wrong with Duncan?
00:07:36You can't trust anybody named Duncan, Jonas.
00:07:37Come on.
00:07:38Whatever, man.
00:07:39He's actually a good guy.
00:07:40He's really important in the industry and stuff, and he's been looking at my stuff, saying
00:07:43I have potential and everything.
00:07:44Trying to pass my reel along.
00:07:45Maybe I can be a real actor, you know?
00:07:47None of this, I don't know, foo-foo, teeny-bopper bullshit anymore.
00:07:49I mean, do you even like what you're doing?
00:07:50You know, this, like, reality show, Instagram streaming stuff?
00:07:55Yeah, I mean...
00:07:56I mean...
00:07:57I mean...
00:07:58You should take, like, an acting class or something, man.
00:08:00You know, like an improv class, something that you can hone your craft to.
00:08:02Just like...
00:08:03They're expensive, man.
00:08:04And this may not be the most glamorous thing, but it pays.
00:08:05Yeah, but money doesn't buy happiness.
00:08:06Buy us that fortune cookie, though.
00:08:07Yeah.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:11Yeah.
00:08:12Yeah.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Yeah.
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:30But it's that fortune cookie, though.
00:08:32Yeah, but the fortune cookie is complimentary.
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35But you gotta buy the meal to get the fortune cookie.
00:08:38No.
00:08:39Right?
00:08:40Right?
00:08:41Right?
00:08:42I'm not gonna give in.
00:08:43Anyway, I'm just making my road to riches, man.
00:08:44On my way to happiness.
00:08:45Let's go.
00:08:46Jonas.
00:08:53Damn.
00:08:57I forgot about this view.
00:08:59I thought, out of the corner of my eye, I thought you had like a flip phone or something.
00:09:07You already lost baby bro?
00:09:09It's dad's compass.
00:09:10Mom gave it to me.
00:09:12She gave it to dad a few Christmases back.
00:09:14You were there, though.
00:09:15You know when he got lost in Yosemite?
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19Yeah.
00:09:20Can I see that?
00:09:29I remember thinking that if dad could be half dome like that, you know, going off to the side and sleeping, sleeping on the fly or whatever, that, I don't know, beating cancer would be a breeze.
00:09:46It wasn't cancer.
00:09:47Ellie, I think I would know how our dad died.
00:09:48It was leukemia, Jonas.
00:09:49It's the same thing.
00:09:50Are you serious?
00:09:51It's not the same thing.
00:09:52I mean, come on.
00:09:53I mean, you should remember.
00:09:54You were at that funeral.
00:09:55Ellie, I don't want to, I don't want to do this all day.
00:09:56Okay?
00:09:57There wasn't a global pandemic when dad died.
00:09:59Alright.
00:10:00That's the same thing.
00:10:01I mean, I don't want to do this all day.
00:10:03Okay?
00:10:04There wasn't a global pandemic when dad died.
00:10:09Alright.
00:10:10I guess that was a bit harsh.
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:12But, I don't know, man.
00:10:14Food for thought.
00:10:15Maybe next time you're at a Zoom funeral, you don't black out your screen the whole time.
00:10:22Cause, you know, people want to see that.
00:10:25I don't know.
00:10:26I don't know, man.
00:10:27Food for thought.
00:10:28Maybe next time you're at a Zoom funeral, you don't black out your screen the whole time.
00:10:37Cause, you know, people want to see you.
00:10:40Even if it is over Zoom.
00:10:42Zoom funeral.
00:10:45Damn.
00:10:46That is so 2020.
00:10:49Goddamn Ronan.
00:10:51It is what it is, man.
00:10:54And we're here now, so let's just, let's enjoy it.
00:11:00You know, being out here, you could see why mom loved it.
00:11:05Trails, scenery, everything.
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:15Let's give it to her one last time, yeah?
00:11:35Hey, where's your mask?
00:11:36Hey, where's your mask?
00:11:40Hey, uh, let me get that for you.
00:12:05Hey, uh, let me get that for you.
00:12:09Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, there you go.
00:12:11Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:12:12There you are.
00:12:13Yeah, I just love that smell of lemons.
00:12:15Yeah.
00:12:19You know what I mean, right?
00:12:21I mean, not really.
00:12:22Oh, oh, oh.
00:12:25You two are actually the first people I've met all day.
00:12:28Yeah, that's a lemon.
00:12:35Yeah, quite right, right?
00:12:36So are you two locals?
00:12:38Uh, yeah, I mean, we're from here originally,
00:12:41but now I live in West Hollywood, so.
00:12:45Interesting.
00:12:46I mean, I thought Hollywood was fascinating enough
00:12:49without the distinct directions involved.
00:12:52Yeah.
00:12:53So what are your names?
00:12:55Uh, I'm Jonas with, I'm Jonas,
00:12:58and, uh, this here is Ellie.
00:13:00Uh, Elliot.
00:13:01You can, uh, you can call me Elliot.
00:13:04Jonas and Elliot, such nice names.
00:13:06Uh, thank you.
00:13:09What's your name?
00:13:10Where are my manners?
00:13:12Embaloma, which means pigeon in Spanish.
00:13:15So you won't forget.
00:13:17I don't think we'll forget that one.
00:13:20Especially Ellie here.
00:13:22Uh, uh, why pigeon?
00:13:25Uh, uh, what do you mean?
00:13:27Well, like, don't, uh, pigeon and dove,
00:13:29like, essentially mean the same thing?
00:13:31Bleh.
00:13:32Uh, in a way.
00:13:34I mean, it all depends on the connotation.
00:13:36They do get very spressed.
00:13:38Um, I guess I just always associated more with pigeons than doves.
00:13:43Um, but maybe I can reincarnate as a dove in my next lifetime for a change.
00:13:49Uh.
00:13:50Well, this has been really cool.
00:13:52Um, you know, I think we should be heading out.
00:13:54Hold on, what, what, uh, what brings you up here?
00:13:56Are you just, uh, you're just picking lemons?
00:13:58Uh, it's kind of silly.
00:14:00I'm just wandering around, but not all those who wander are lost, right?
00:14:04Uh, so what are you up to?
00:14:07Actually, just spreading our mom's ashes.
00:14:10Oh, Jesus.
00:14:11Sorry.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I mean, my brother just passed away recently, too.
00:14:18Really?
00:14:19I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:14:22I mean, that's actually why I'm here.
00:14:24You know, he went to the University of Berkeley,
00:14:27and when I was a child, we came to visit him,
00:14:30and he took my parents' wine tasting and showed us this place,
00:14:33so this trip is really for him.
00:14:36That's like a typical wine tasting.
00:14:38That's really sweet.
00:14:39Um, where's home for you?
00:14:41Um, originally Spain, but now when I'm not flying around,
00:14:44I would say Singapore is home.
00:14:46Singapore?
00:14:48Oh, holy shit.
00:14:50Wait, I, what, you, you're familiar with Singapore?
00:14:54I lo, I love pho, pho, it's pho, pho.
00:14:58Hey, um, since you two are local, I do have a favor.
00:15:01You know, I was, I was trying to revisit some of my childhood places,
00:15:06um, and I lied a little back then.
00:15:09Uh, so, it's more like a thiv.
00:15:11So, and now I'm a little lost, you know, it's been some time.
00:15:15Um, so I'm just wondering if you're drinking.
00:15:18Well, help you?
00:15:19Yeah, well, I mean, I know this, this whole area like it's my backyard.
00:15:23I mean, definitely, I know it really well.
00:15:25We, we've got some important stuff to do, though.
00:15:27Yeah, but.
00:15:28I mean, I think we should, it was really nice meeting you.
00:15:29Hold on, no, no.
00:15:30We can help our friend, right?
00:15:31Paloma?
00:15:32Yeah, I appreciate that.
00:15:49So, I remember this grand tree, all but it's lonesome.
00:15:53Yeah, I know the one.
00:15:54It's on the other side of the vineyard.
00:15:55Are you sure it's the same tree?
00:15:57Yeah, I'm sure.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Wait, we should all raise down the vineyard.
00:16:04It would be so exciting.
00:16:06It's like Jules and Jim.
00:16:08I'll be Jules.
00:16:09Wait, wait.
00:16:10You, uh, you know Truffaut?
00:16:13Yeah, of course.
00:16:14The Melani, my mom-mother.
00:16:16Peel over at this very moment.
00:16:18Shoot the piano player.
00:16:19Yeah, talking about brothers.
00:16:20You know, one of my favorite ones is the soft skin.
00:16:23I think it's so good.
00:16:24Is that ending when the woman comes into the restaurant
00:16:26and blast her husband away?
00:16:28Oh, it's ruthless.
00:16:29Yeah, I know.
00:16:30You know, another one.
00:16:31It's kind of one of his later movies.
00:16:32Can we, uh, hey.
00:16:33Can we, uh, move on, I guess?
00:16:35Yeah, let's do it.
00:16:36Okay, okay.
00:16:37Right here.
00:16:38Let's get on our mark.
00:16:39Hey, maybe you don't have to go to those hipster bars after all.
00:16:42Okay.
00:16:43Okay.
00:16:44No, no, no.
00:16:45Put the bag on.
00:16:46Come on.
00:16:47You can't win with a bag?
00:16:48Okay.
00:16:49All right.
00:16:50Are we ready?
00:16:51Yeah, let's do it.
00:16:52All right.
00:16:53Three, two, one.
00:16:54Are you serious?
00:16:55I haven't sent one.
00:16:56He went ahead.
00:16:57I'll leave this better world behind.
00:17:00Angel on my shoulder.
00:17:02I've got the devil on my mind.
00:17:06We want Jonas.
00:17:11We want Jonas.
00:17:12We want Jonas.
00:17:13We want Jonas.
00:17:15You know you cheated, right?
00:17:18Yeah, I cheated.
00:17:19Cheated at being the best.
00:17:21Oh, my God.
00:17:23God.
00:17:24It's funny.
00:17:25Not funny like haha, but you know what people said.
00:17:28My brother and I, we made a pact.
00:17:29Remember we spit and shook on it.
00:17:31It was before COVID.
00:17:33Before time.
00:17:34It's funny, not funny like haha but you know what people say, my brother and I, we made
00:17:45a pact, remember we spit shook on it, it was before Covid, before time.
00:17:56We promised each other we would travel around the world and live life to the fullest and
00:18:12to always keep each other close even if we are far away and it's somehow just now, a few
00:18:24months after he passed away that it's settling in, my mother and father are still around but
00:18:34it's not the same, no one to be spiritually defenseless with or to share fears and secrets
00:18:45or to even ask outlandish questions without fear of judgement, just tough love and tender advice.
00:19:01You are a good tree, goodbye.
00:19:16I just have one last spot I want to visit and I will be satisfied.
00:19:32Uh, yeah, no no of course, what, where?
00:19:36It's like a body of water, I remember it being rather large.
00:19:39Yeah, I know what you're talking about, I mean we're kind of heading that way, you just
00:19:44want to join us?
00:19:45Probably.
00:19:46You know it might be, it might be that pond that's like right over there.
00:19:49I mean it's like decent sized since you were like a shrimpy ass kid at the time, that might
00:19:53have been.
00:19:54Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's mom's lake.
00:19:56No, no, no, like the one that's like, the one that's like literally right over there.
00:20:00So the last time I came with my brother we buried like a time capsule and I was hoping
00:20:09to retrieve it today.
00:20:10A time capsule?
00:20:11You gotta be shitting me.
00:20:12Like I don't want to be here all day trying to suss out some buried treasure.
00:20:16Do you have like a map or something and that fanny pack pigeon?
00:20:19I remember it was off the shore off a body of water.
00:20:23Uh, was there a pier?
00:20:25Or, or cattails?
00:20:27That I don't remember.
00:20:30But it felt much larger than this.
00:20:32That's what she said.
00:20:36I'm gonna take a phone call.
00:20:41Duncan, it's um, it's Jonas.
00:20:43I know you're at those meetings probably right now.
00:20:45You're probably talking to people, you know, this and that.
00:20:47And I just want to see if maybe you're able to put my name out there.
00:20:50Like, show them my reel that I gave you.
00:20:53I also want to make sure that link worked.
00:20:56Um, and let them know, let them know, I know, I have like a lot of reality stuff on there.
00:21:01But let them know I can do anything, man.
00:21:02I can do comedy, drama, horror, I don't know anything.
00:21:06Uh, I'm down for whatever.
00:21:08Um, yeah, I hope to hear from you soon.
00:21:11Hopefully after today.
00:21:12You're probably gonna be tired.
00:21:13But like, you know, feel free to call me tomorrow, man.
00:21:15Do, do whatever.
00:21:16Uh, uh, so this is Jonas.
00:21:19Jonas, Jonas with the mostest, you know, like, uh, that thing.
00:21:23Uh, yeah, man.
00:21:25Uh, let me know.
00:21:26Jonas out.
00:21:28Uh-huh.
00:21:41Yo, you know what time it is.
00:21:43It's your boy Jonas, Jonas with the mostest.
00:21:46Here coming at you from Sonoma, California with my DTF Shays.
00:21:50Ah!
00:21:51Again?
00:21:52Hey guys!
00:21:53What?
00:21:54Oh, nothing.
00:21:55You just, you gotta let him do his thing and let it get him, let it, let him just get
00:22:02it out of his system and then, you know what, I'm here to help you so let's just look.
00:22:07Actually, I'm not sensing any mystical energy that a young Baloma will bury her time capsule
00:22:13here.
00:22:14I think we ought to take a look at your mother's side.
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:18No, that's, that sounds great.
00:22:21Yeah, once he's done doing that, then we'll get started.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:31What's that?
00:22:32Oh, this.
00:22:33It's just an old, kind of an old bat.
00:22:35No, that.
00:22:36Oh, this?
00:22:38You're looking at this.
00:22:40This is, uh, my dad's compass.
00:22:43That's quite heavy for a compass, I think.
00:22:46They were usually lighter.
00:22:47Yeah, well, I think my mom wanted to get my dad something that was kind of bulky and big
00:22:51so he wouldn't lose it so easily.
00:22:53You know, he used to get, he used to get lost sometimes.
00:22:57That's smart.
00:22:58Me?
00:22:59I have a horrible sense of direction.
00:23:01Well, that's alright.
00:23:02I mean, I know where my mom's lake is and it's, it's definitely no Mediterranean, but
00:23:07it's a pretty good lake.
00:23:09How I wish I could take a dip in that glorious sea again.
00:23:14Good thing I didn't bury it there.
00:23:17We never have found it.
00:23:18Well, we're gonna find it.
00:23:20And if not today, then we can look tomorrow or the next day.
00:23:24I'm free the next couple of days, so it really doesn't matter.
00:23:27We can...
00:23:28I can't.
00:23:29I fly home tonight.
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31Oh.
00:23:32It's not like that.
00:23:33It's for work.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:35For work.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:37That makes sense.
00:23:38What do you do for work?
00:23:39Oh, you can take a guess?
00:23:40You want me to guess?
00:23:41Mm-hmm.
00:23:42Okay.
00:23:43Well, you say you're a pigeon and you also say you fly around a lot, so I'm gonna say
00:23:57pilot.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Close.
00:24:00But I don't have that much control.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Control.
00:24:04Um...
00:24:05Flight attendant?
00:24:06Singaporean Air.
00:24:08That's cool.
00:24:09Yeah, I just hand out the free crackers.
00:24:12I never travel with the same crew, so no sense of companionship.
00:24:16Not like what you and your brother have.
00:24:19Yeah, well, you don't really know us that well, Paloma.
00:24:23But still, I wish, I wish you could at least hang out a little bit more before your flight,
00:24:28you know?
00:24:29I mean, you could come back and hang out at our place for a little bit or, I mean, my
00:24:33place.
00:24:34It used to be our place, but it's my place now.
00:24:36Some confusion over whose place it is?
00:24:38No, no.
00:24:39There's no confusion.
00:24:40It's just that it's Jonas and I's childhood home.
00:24:44You know, it's my mom and dad's.
00:24:45And Jonas and I were raised there our whole lives, through and through, straight up and
00:24:49down.
00:24:50But, you know, just don't say anything to Jonas about me saying that it was my house and
00:24:57not his, because, you know, it's a little complicated.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:00So you've never moved, huh?
00:25:01You're only home?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04Wow.
00:25:05I can't tell you how many times I've moved in my desk.
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:11But I guess it's not a bad place to grow up or settle down.
00:25:18At least I know somebody who lives here now.
00:25:21Yeah, you got me there.
00:25:23For sure.
00:25:29Anyway, just want to say that I'm so stoked to get back on set.
00:25:32Thanks to DTF eyewear.
00:25:34Stay tuned and stay gorgeous.
00:25:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:26:06I was dead ass texting you as you called.
00:26:10You interrupted.
00:26:11So, Stacey, babe, it's not that simple.
00:26:22Okay.
00:26:23These things, you know, these things take time.
00:26:25You got to finesse the situation.
00:26:27I'm doing everything right.
00:26:29You know, I got to go do the ashes and shit.
00:26:32And then after that, babe, I promise the house is going to be on the market and the money
00:26:38is going to be in our pockets.
00:26:39Okay?
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41All right?
00:26:42So just trust me, okay?
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Can I see your home from here?
00:26:47Uh, not really.
00:26:48It's kind of on the other side of that hill right there.
00:26:49You know, at the end of that street.
00:26:50Uh-huh.
00:26:51I mean, it's pretty, at least from here.
00:26:52The whole town too.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54I guess it used to be a lot prettier though.
00:26:55You know, our house used to have, you know, this nice little quaint street with these little,
00:26:56like, countryside cottages.
00:26:57Yeah.
00:26:58I mean, it's pretty, at least from here.
00:27:02The whole town too.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:04I guess it used to be a lot prettier though.
00:27:05You know, our house used to have, you know, this nice little quaint street with these
00:27:10little, like, countryside cottages.
00:27:11But then all these yuppies came in and, you know, want to build big, big mansions.
00:27:16Hey, Jonas, you know that, uh, that pathway you used to love?
00:27:18You know, the one with the blackberries and the llamas, the one where we used to do our
00:27:21lemonade stands?
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25I love that path.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37Yeah.
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Yeah.
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42You loved it, but it's not here anymore.
00:27:45Some rich family comes in and they want to, you know, fence it off for themselves.
00:27:49You know, they want to fence off the creek and the hill.
00:27:52Everyone wants Sonoma for their own little bubble, bubble getaway.
00:27:56It's a free world, man.
00:27:58I mean, people should be able to get what they want, right?
00:28:01Like, especially if they got that cheddar, you know.
00:28:04I mean, you know you're talking about our neighborhood, right?
00:28:07I mean, that's where we grew up.
00:28:10It's not my neighborhood.
00:28:12Not anymore, anyway.
00:28:14Still, it's a nice town to grow up.
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:19I mean, I'm sure Sonoma has its perks and stuff, but I don't know, it's like a lukewarm bathtub.
00:28:27It's nice and you feel cozy for a little bit, but then you start to shrivel and you know you've got to get out.
00:28:35Quite a family, Jonas.
00:28:38It's like Singapore is an island, yeah?
00:28:43No, it's a peninsula.
00:28:45But if it's not an island, it might as well be.
00:28:48Because other than school and work there's not much to do.
00:28:52Except for the food, though.
00:28:54I do love the food.
00:28:56Yeah, that sounds exactly like cinnamon, except for, you know, the food.
00:29:01But instead of being surrounded by ocean, it's surrounded by grapes.
00:29:05Every path leads to a dead end that's a vineyard.
00:29:11It's like this, this hella claustrophobic island life, but without any of the tropical perks that you have.
00:29:20Just the Cabernet.
00:29:22I don't get it.
00:29:23How can it be an island?
00:29:24I mean, isn't San Francisco just right there?
00:29:27And Oakland, Berkeley, the whole Bay Area?
00:29:31Pigeon, pigeon.
00:29:33Spread your wings.
00:29:34Fly around.
00:29:35Look, there's grapes in every direction.
00:29:38Even Napa, which is like right there.
00:29:42And I don't know why you want to go to Napa.
00:29:45They have an In-N-Out, which is dope.
00:29:47But it's 15 minutes away, but it feels worlds apart.
00:29:52And they don't even like nicotine in there, but that's like, that's their thing.
00:29:56But, okay.
00:29:58If Survivor had a season in Sonoma, then everybody would vote themselves off the island.
00:30:04They wouldn't even get past the first episode.
00:30:06And I knew, I knew that I didn't want to grow old and die here a nobody.
00:30:12I mean, what do you think about mom and dad?
00:30:15What, you think they're just nobodies because, you know, they weren't on the cover of People magazine or something?
00:30:18No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:30:19I mean, they had a family around them, man.
00:30:21And a community.
00:30:22And people that cared about them until the very end.
00:30:24Okay?
00:30:25Cool.
00:30:26I know.
00:30:27If you want to rank their level of Sonoma fame, go ahead.
00:30:30They were pretty cool.
00:30:31They had a good life.
00:30:32But they had excitement in the 70s and the 80s.
00:30:36And then they settled down here.
00:30:38That's what I've been trying to say is that you especially need a vacation.
00:30:42You need to get out of here.
00:30:43Get out of the grapes, man.
00:30:45Shit, go to Singapore.
00:30:46Take a break.
00:30:47You think I don't want to do that?
00:30:49You don't think I want to get out of here, man?
00:30:51But, you know, I've been busy.
00:30:53You know, taking care of our dead mom.
00:30:55I don't know if you remember that.
00:30:56I mean, if you want to come over here and trade places with me, that's...
00:31:00You can totally do that.
00:31:01I got out of the tub.
00:31:02And once you get out, you can't go back in.
00:31:04That's it.
00:31:05100%.
00:31:06Just, like, this entitlement.
00:31:11I don't know where it comes from, you know?
00:31:15I mean, let's not forget that you're kind of just doing a reality show that's going to be on a little girl's iPad.
00:31:21A dating show?
00:31:22Yeah, yeah.
00:31:23I mean, like...
00:31:24Jonas, really?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26He's going to be, like, The Bachelor or something, you know?
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:29Like, I don't know.
00:31:30Tell her, Jonas.
00:31:31I mean, I don't even know what it is.
00:31:32I know.
00:31:33I want to watch it.
00:31:34Where can I see it?
00:31:35I'll send you a...
00:31:36Oh, you want to see it?
00:31:37That's a great question, you know?
00:31:38My mom used to ask the same thing.
00:31:40She'd always ask,
00:31:41Hey, Elliot, when's Jonas' show going to be out?
00:31:43Elliot, have you talked to Jonas?
00:31:45Did Jonas text you back yet?
00:31:46I haven't heard from Jonas yet.
00:31:47There were audio issues!
00:31:49That's...
00:31:50Oh, man.
00:31:52You guys don't get it.
00:31:53There were audio issues.
00:31:56That's the thing.
00:31:57The mic wasn't working in the confessional room, so we have to do reshoots, but it's going to come out.
00:32:02I'll send you a link or something when it's out, okay?
00:32:04It's bullshit, man.
00:32:05Don't call...
00:32:06That just sounds like bullshit, man.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:11Elliot, at least I got out.
00:32:14You didn't.
00:32:17Okay?
00:32:19I knew that I was meant for great things.
00:32:21I knew...
00:32:23that I...
00:32:25that I was going to do something with my life.
00:32:28And Sonoma wasn't going to help me give the things that I have to offer the world.
00:32:33I don't know, Jonas, but what makes you so sure that what you have to offer is what they want?
00:32:40Wow.
00:32:42Literally wow, Pigeon.
00:32:45Wow, no, no, no.
00:32:46You're showing your shoe colors now, huh?
00:32:48No, I'm just saying.
00:32:49It sounds like you're blaming Sonoma for your success or lack thereof it.
00:32:54And it just feels like maybe in five years you're going to sing the same set song about Los Angeles.
00:33:00Careful, Jonas.
00:33:02Don't hatch an egg.
00:33:03I'm not.
00:33:08Look, I don't want to be rude, but you don't get it.
00:33:10Okay?
00:33:11You don't understand this town.
00:33:12I'm trying to understand it because I feel like if you can't be a big fish in a small town,
00:33:16it's only harder to be a big fish in a bigger town, like as big as the Mediterranean.
00:33:21No, you're right.
00:33:22You're right.
00:33:23You don't understand it.
00:33:24Neither of you understand it, okay?
00:33:27LA is the capital of entertainment, a place where I can actually thrive, okay, can actually
00:33:34do something with their lives.
00:33:35Not like Sonoma, where the only thing that matters is when your grapes turn into wine or
00:33:39whatever.
00:33:40I mean, you don't really know what's going on here nowadays, man.
00:33:43You know?
00:33:44Like you weren't here for the fires.
00:33:46And you weren't here for quarantine.
00:33:49I mean, I kind of think what's going on in Sonoma is kind of like what you've been missing.
00:33:54Aren't you the one that just a second ago was complaining about all these yuppies moving
00:33:59and wanting to enjoy their life?
00:34:01Huh?
00:34:02Exactly.
00:34:03No.
00:34:04That's the same thing.
00:34:05It's different.
00:34:06It's different because there's ebbs and flows.
00:34:07How is that different?
00:34:08No one's perfect, Jonas.
00:34:09There's ebbs and flows.
00:34:10No one's perfect ebbs and flows.
00:34:12Look, all you do is defend this life.
00:34:15This slow, gnome of life.
00:34:17But you wear it as a shield to protect yourself so that nobody can see the real you.
00:34:22I don't care.
00:34:23A lion doesn't have to tell you it's a lion.
00:34:26100%.
00:34:27That's it.
00:34:29This is a comfortable life.
00:34:30This is the example.
00:34:32I can see it right now.
00:34:35Right there.
00:34:36You see that?
00:34:37That's Broadway.
00:34:38And Broadway, they named it that because every big city has a Broadway.
00:34:42But it's just a farce here because this isn't a big city.
00:34:45It's just pretending.
00:34:46But hey, that plaza's got some attractions, right?
00:34:49You have 4th of July, and you got Ellie here, his home away from home, Pizza Shack, where
00:34:56he's at all day, every day.
00:34:59But hey, you guys got farmer's markets, right?
00:35:02That's pretty cool.
00:35:04You guys can use the farmer's markets, which happen once a week, to remember what day it
00:35:08is because you guys are stuck in this ghost town.
00:35:10Or you can go to Boys Hot Springs, a tourist trap.
00:35:17But they do have, right next to it, the best Mexican food you'll ever have, which is not
00:35:23bad.
00:35:24I mean, I've been in LA for a long time, and I still haven't had a burrito that good.
00:35:29But everything is on this stretch of road that they had the balls to call a highway for some
00:35:35reason.
00:35:36It doesn't make any sense because it's just a road.
00:35:41A lot of people, you know, for fun, to get away from it all, they bring a keg up, and
00:35:45they have a big kegger, and bring it into the mountains.
00:35:49And maybe, maybe that keg will roll over on them, or they'll fall off the cliff, or they'll
00:35:54get eaten by a mountain lion or something, and they'll die.
00:35:56And then they'll end up in Sonoma Cemetery, and be here eternally, stuck.
00:36:03Which is no different than anybody else here.
00:36:09And Pigeon, if you are looking so hard for a time capsule, you don't have to look any further,
00:36:13because that's it.
00:36:18He left home when he was a child.
00:36:25Early on, he grew tired of life.
00:36:30And his parents talked and talked, and he just left like a dark goodbye.
00:36:37He became a wanderer, and his plan was this, to leave the solitude that pampered him, and
00:36:45to join those whose days are drowned in sound.
00:36:51To approach someone, one as would the sea.
00:36:57That's the whole day, in a long time.
00:36:58And so, the land of the sea.
00:37:01And after a time capsule, it came to a sea.
00:37:05And there was some people who were sleeping in the sea.
00:37:06And a million people who were sleeping at sea.
00:37:07And the end of the sea.
00:37:09And I had to speak as a woman.
00:37:11slow tell me slow now tell me slow you don't know but it's okay cause we're one dimensional
00:37:30all i do is sit around with you
00:37:34waitin' for answers with the fear of movin' blues gotta lose the fear to move
00:37:53gotta lose the fear to move
00:38:12oh look at this jonas jonas you see this yeah come on you remember this guy
00:38:20from camp yeah you don't remember this from camp no not really that was like 20 years ago 20 years
00:38:30ago come on how could you forget this i don't know like a platform that's kind of like a stage right
00:38:36yeah yeah there you go hey uh remember when mom uh took us a spring scene concert when we were
00:38:47younger oh yeah are you kidding me that's like the best night of my life that was incredible
00:38:52oh i remember we were like like she got his seats right behind the stage and she was yeah we were
00:38:57all nervous because like yeah like we couldn't see him behind us and but he would turn around
00:39:02every once in a while and be like hey he pointed right at us remember he pointed at us like six
00:39:08times and that guy right behind us got so jealous yeah it was wild remember he put his head in the
00:39:13water and ate the sponge and everything that was crazy it's amazing wait this is i remember this now
00:39:22this is where we would line up right and one at a time we would come up and then uh do that thing
00:39:27what's that thing oh you're talking about the trust fall yeah yeah yeah you guys want to do it right
00:39:32now no what are you doing what do you mean okay what happens is i'm gonna go back no and you guys are
00:39:38gonna no we're not gonna please don't do it jonas no no no no i'm gonna fall i trust you guys three no
00:39:44no no no no no no one's gonna catch you man no no no not right now good to know good to know i can't
00:39:51trust on you guys but uh oh you remember this classic right you remember this one what is it one two
00:40:01three hey hey bo diddly bop hey hey okay okay okay we'll start over let's get it let's get it ready
00:40:09you know you remember it okay let's do it one two three hey hey bo diddly bop hey hey bo diddly bop
00:40:18i gotta get back to my block i gotta get back to my block with the pizza box in my hand with the pizza
00:40:25box in my hand i'm gonna be the pizza man ellie is the pizza man pizza man pizza man pizza man pizza
00:40:33man pizza man pizza man i'm gonna be the pizza man now it's your turn take it away all right don't pull
00:40:41on when you get in there too okay hey bo diddly bop hey hey bo diddly bop hey hey bo diddly bop i'm gonna be
00:40:51the pizza man i'm gonna be the pizza man i gotta take i gotta take this sorry
00:41:00i'm gonna be the pizza man yeah that's not a problem
00:41:12you collecting those yeah i was thinking of making some bonsai trees you know you can almost make a
00:41:18bonsai out of anything even avocado pits avocado bonsai it only takes like four to six weeks to
00:41:29germinate us all huh and you know before i left singapore uh i saw some roots coming out of the
00:41:37crack of the avocado pits i planted so i can't wait to go back and see how that's growing
00:41:42you know sonoma really has a lot of potential you guys are so lucky to be from here i don't know
00:41:55about all that i mean yeah we have like good hikes and stuff but you guys have pretty cool hikes in
00:42:00uh singapore right uh it's only one person for it so not really did you say one percent
00:42:09cringe
00:42:14you you didn't really mean that right there when you said sonoma being like a
00:42:18lukewarm bathtub right i totally meant that a hundred percent even to someone who's thinking of saying
00:42:25you're not serious are you not considering all right i mean if you want to clip your little wings
00:42:35and coop up here that's on you but i mean you didn't grow up here so i i get it but what about elliot
00:42:44ellie
00:42:48boy if your wings are clipped then that guy's are uh
00:42:51uh i don't know i shouldn't say anything say what i i love him he's he's my baby brother i just
00:43:02i don't know he's been working at the same pizza shack
00:43:05since high school he just goes in day and day out over and over again and i i
00:43:11that's unutilized potential pizza shop like the pizza man
00:43:15yes just like the pizza man i think i think he must have read into that song too hard
00:43:23but he's just
00:43:26i don't know if he doesn't leave soon they're gonna put
00:43:29pizza man on his tombstone and he's too smart for that you know he's he's the smartest
00:43:35dumbass that i know and he's more heart than everybody combined
00:43:39i don't know i can't see you can't fix somebody who feels like they have to solve
00:43:53everything all the time who said anything about fixing
00:44:06you know that's perfect i uh i really appreciate it so miss barnes uh has the address and she'll just
00:44:15get in touch with you okay all right have a good one are you kidding me this is so sick
00:44:25this is it this is lit this is a i'm speechless this is so serene this is perfect for a video man
00:44:33ellie ellie take a video on me real quick okay just take that and make sure it's vertical though
00:44:40because like you know how it goes yeah i don't think so man no because like horizontal doesn't
00:44:45work on instagram so just let me do one of these like hey guys jonas i'm not filming you
00:44:56why i just don't want to contribute
00:44:59you know this isn't going to be any different from any of your last videos and
00:45:04i don't know suddenly sonoma's lit for you
00:45:07like all day you've been trashing it and now it's amazing
00:45:10is that how fake tiktok is i guess you guys just do whatever the next trend is right
00:45:15ellie do you think you're better than me
00:45:19me no i don't think i'm no i don't think i'm better than you i just don't want to contribute
00:45:28that's it you can but you won't and that's the thing it's the same thing with with the trust fall
00:45:34and now this it's like you won't even just help me out a tiny bit yeah but you won't come to mom's
00:45:40funeral i should have expected this i'm just asking you to do something for me it takes 10
00:45:52seconds i was just trying to have fun man
00:45:59what you're gonna shrug your shoulders just stop being a
00:46:00bitch and take the video all right paloma can you help me real quick
00:46:05no no no please don't drag her down what is your problem man
00:46:07why can't you just help me your brother with one thing no no my problem is is just that not
00:46:11everything's meant to be shared jonas like you think i didn't hear you earlier today before we
00:46:16even started this hike i mean i just want to do this send off not on my phone the whole time on your
00:46:22phone okay please just met you just a second ago making phone calls and shit you know that that was
00:46:27pretty sus if you asked me right that's different because it's business okay so is this no the business
00:46:33that you're talking about is just self-indulgent it's like narcissistic behavior okay it's toxic
00:46:39it's tick toxic this is how i make money okay this is a real true business how do you think i got
00:46:45this jacket this is endorsements yeah i hope they gave you a receipt why would they give me a receipt
00:46:50like the sunglasses i have if i do one more post these are going to pay for themselves it's it's that
00:46:56simple you're you're profiting off of mom's send off are you serious no i what would mom think
00:47:11look mom would have been cool with it okay she always supported me unlike unlike some people in
00:47:18the family okay you don't listen mom would have supported you if you had a tattoo of nixon on your
00:47:22face jonas i mean if we were at that bruce brystine concert today man i i could see you now you'd have
00:47:28a selfie stick you'd be filming yourself at a concert you know if you film everything not everything's
00:47:34sacred man i'm just saying that you know like be here now like rom does i have no idea what you're
00:47:39talking about okay you just say these names all the time you're being so serious about something that's
00:47:45just supposed to be fun the internet is fun it's all fun and games man until you bring mom into it
00:47:50it and what about her it's okay to share mom's death with a complete stranger but i can't share
00:47:56her death with my fans the people that care about me that follow me oh come on man when we literally
00:48:02have a complete stranger right there what what about her look man it's it's different with paloma okay
00:48:08like meeting her that was an accident a happy accident unlike you man everything you do itself
00:48:16self-brought on is premeditated i mean you remember what mom said i'm sure i'm about to find out no
00:48:22sympathy for the self-inflicted wounds
00:48:29it's funny because i i i do remember that i remember that was that was uh right after you got
00:48:35your first hangover right when you were on your hands and knees in front of the toilet and you're puking
00:48:41all day and you're like oh god oh please oh i'm so sick poor me poor me you know you should actually
00:48:50film that like that would be a good sketch for tick tock or whatever you could be a real influencer
00:48:54in a second man yeah i'd rather do anything else but do what you do as long as i still have my pride
00:48:58intact that is a lot of pride in pizza
00:49:05you know sometimes when i'm watching these videos man i don't even recognize you you know it's like in
00:49:09your eyes you know it's like someone different it's not my brother
00:49:18you just don't get it
00:49:22truly i mean you don't understand what it's like in la
00:49:26i dial myself like everybody everybody has that little dial and you know they fit themselves to
00:49:31the situation they're in i you do too
00:49:33when you're at work at the pizza shack you're not the same person that you are here right am i wrong
00:49:43so i dial myself to jonas with the mostest and then you know when i'm here
00:49:48i'm dialing myself to to fit this situation so that i can have fun with my baby bro which is what i
00:49:53thought this day was going to be you know we could send mom off right
00:49:58figure out the affairs with the house and i just don't know what the big deal is and why you take
00:50:04this shit so hard
00:50:10i just care about you that's that's all this is
00:50:15well despite what you think
00:50:18the video of mom today is doing really well it kind of blew up
00:50:22i bet you can't go the rest of the day without being on your phone you want to make it interesting
00:50:32what what you want to put money on it yes do a bet come on okay twenty dollars fifty
00:50:38all right deal bet fifty dollars
00:50:45paloma paloma
00:50:52hey paloma hey you don't know where you're going that may be true but i'm just through with you two
00:51:15what what what are you talking about
00:51:28my brother was killing the car accident like hit and run just like that
00:51:37you know what i would give to be with him again here or anywhere for that matter
00:51:45this trip was supposed to be for him and only him
00:51:50but here i am with you two and what do you do you just keep barking and fighting with each other
00:51:57that you have a chance to bond as brothers to send off your mother the way she wished
00:52:04but but instead this is turning into some like deranged competition
00:52:08i don't even know what to call it love do you call this love
00:52:16because i just can't take it anymore
00:52:22i'm just going to go find my time capsule by myself
00:52:25thank you and wherever this body of water may be
00:52:38and i think that i can't take it anymore
00:52:39for you
00:52:43from my own
00:52:48i'm not sure
00:52:50i'm not sure
00:52:51for your name
00:52:53but i'm not sure
00:52:54i do
00:52:59we did it mom we made it one way or another we made it one piece
00:53:22you know I know I'm gonna forget something because
00:53:26I just always forget something but whatever I'm gonna say I'm sure was
00:53:33already said at the funeral so I'm just gonna say it
00:53:41I'm really happy I could do this for you and we could send you off right here at
00:53:49your lake together I miss you mom and I love you I love you a lot
00:54:05come on
00:54:14come on
00:54:14um
00:54:32hi mom
00:54:36I'm here
00:54:40and I don't really know what to say
00:54:46you were the best mom
00:54:54that anyone could have hoped for
00:55:01and you were always there
00:55:02for me
00:55:08and I wasn't always there for you
00:55:16I'm sorry
00:55:18I'm sorry I wasn't a better son
00:55:22I'm sorry
00:55:25I wasn't around more often
00:55:29I don't know I just want you to know
00:55:30that you were always
00:55:34always in my thoughts
00:55:35and you were in my heart
00:55:37you know being a biggest fan
00:55:44works both ways right
00:55:45yeah
00:55:46you uh
00:55:59you have
00:56:01my whole heart
00:56:04and I know you're around
00:56:07I know you're here
00:56:08I know you're here with me
00:56:11and you're here with Ellie
00:56:13and you
00:56:13you brought us back together again
00:56:17for this
00:56:17and I'm
00:56:18I'm so thankful
00:56:19I love you
00:56:36so much
00:56:41and thank you
00:56:42for everything
00:56:43and I know you're here
00:56:44and I know you're here
00:56:47and I know you're here
00:56:47and I know you're here
00:56:48and I know you're here
00:56:49and I know you're here
00:56:49and I know you're here
00:56:49and I know you're here
00:56:50and I know you're here
00:56:51and I know you're here
00:56:51and I know you're here
00:56:52and I know you're here
00:56:52and I know you're here
00:56:53and I know you're here
00:56:53and I know you're here
00:56:53and I know you're here
00:56:54and I know you're here
00:56:55and I know you're here
00:56:55and I know you're here
00:56:56and I know you're here
00:56:57and I know you're here
00:56:57and I know you're here
00:56:57and I know you're here
00:56:59and I know you're here
00:56:59and I know you're here
00:57:00and I know you're here
00:57:01and I know you're here
00:57:31One, two, thirty.
00:57:38Yeah!
00:57:49Woo!
00:57:50Woo!
00:57:51Woo!
00:57:52Woo!
00:57:53Woo!
00:57:54Woo!
00:57:55Woo!
00:57:56Woo!
00:57:57Woo!
00:57:58Woo!
00:57:59Love you, Mom.
00:58:00Love you.
00:58:01Duncan, my man.
00:58:02What's up?
00:58:03Did you have a good time at those meetings?
00:58:05So, yeah, that's why I called, actually.
00:58:06I wanted to, um...
00:58:07Duncan, uh...
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00:58:32What's up Jonas what's up you good you good
00:58:59Jonas what's going on man talk to me
00:59:03Hey guys it's me uh Jonas with the mostest your uh your boy I'm uh still out in slow Noma
00:59:19look at this it's a really nice lake very cool just spread my mom's ashes into it
00:59:24or scattered I'm not really sure the difference
00:59:27there's uh ducks in there those plants there's everything you could want from a lake so
00:59:34there's that very cool hype whatever lit not sure how much longer I'm going to stay here
00:59:41almost back to LA just going to sell this house and I'm on my way back so see you then cool
00:59:45Jonas out yo yo yo hey hey hey what are you doing what just let's let's just take a second man
00:59:50take a no let me move out of my way okay no no what are you talking about
00:59:53what is this what do you mean you're talking about selling the house for the whole world
00:59:58to hear don't do that that's money that's going to waste yuppies are going to buy it up and I
01:00:01could use that money right now okay no no hey that's that's not gonna happen mom gave me the
01:00:07house Jonas oh she I mean I haven't told you oh she gave you the house Ellie that's not how it works
01:00:14I'm the older brother I get the house all right conversation no no no hey sorry Fredo that's not
01:00:21the way mom wanted it all right I was there to the end I was there at the funeral I was also there
01:00:26with the with the lawyer and the will and don't forget I was here for that all right that I'm pretty
01:00:31sure mom's dying no mom's dying wish that's the only reason why you're here right if I wouldn't
01:00:35have called you you wouldn't have been here right it's law of nature baby bro I'm the oldest one I get
01:00:41the house now can we be done here now oh yeah where'd you get your lot of grief where did you get
01:00:48it stop pushing Instagram is that where you learned everything is this really you Jonas with this jacket
01:00:54or is this just some arrogant dream that you made up in your mind man like like and subscribe and
01:00:59you abandoned mom I said it you abandoned her I didn't I didn't abandon mom well she talked about
01:01:11you every day every day you have no idea what it was like with the Alzheimer's man you she was so
01:01:20far gone man she started mistaking me for you you know what that's like she'd look at me and call me
01:01:25Jonas you talk about getting off this island of grapes man you act like it's so easy you act like
01:01:35I never tried I tried man I put down a deposit I quit the pizza shack and I was ready to move to Oakland
01:01:44I had a nice spot lined up right by Lake Merritt man you would have loved it you know mom wasn't doing
01:01:52great but she was she was hanging in there so I got a stay-at-home nurse this nice lady named Irene
01:01:59but then COVID hit so Irene was out and the pizza shack asked me back and they offered me the GM job
01:02:10and then mom got worse and you know how the story goes but where were you where were you you're my
01:02:21brother you were nowhere to be found you were just on some d-level reality show talking to 20 year old
01:02:28girls trying to ask which sorry soul will date you next I wasn't doing a dating thing a dating show
01:02:34I wasn't I wasn't even on camera what
01:02:41then what then what's all this talk Jonas what then what it what is this
01:02:49I was I um I was on this like little web series thing
01:02:56this little show that I did so yes I did do something
01:03:00I got followers from it and and a free lunch and I I I guess that was pretty cool it was Chipotle but
01:03:08that guy Duncan you know hits me up and he's talking about like how I could have my own show
01:03:18and this time I would be the bachelor you know this time I was gonna be the star and like the
01:03:22girls were gonna want to like you know have a date with me or whatever and I was so excited and I was
01:03:27going around telling everybody you know posting about it online I was hitting up like producers
01:03:33and stuff to try and get clout and everything but I don't know apparently you're not
01:03:39supposed to do that I got in trouble I had to take the post down and eventually they went with a
01:03:49different influencer a real influencer whatever whatever that means
01:03:58and I needed money so I I asked and asked and I begged until they finally gave me a position on set
01:04:09and I ended up being a PA which is like I don't know if you know it's like bottom of the totem pole
01:04:16you're like the the bitch-ass production assistant
01:04:1816-hour days driving these girls back and forth from the airport
01:04:27I was ripping labels off of water bottles I had a lockdown sets which took hours and I never got
01:04:34even a thank you for it I don't know it's just belittling
01:04:44but you know I I was on set right I can tell people back home I was on set
01:04:55and eventually the show shut down unemployment burnt out so I needed to find a job
01:05:03and uh you know like Biggie said UPS is iron so so I did that
01:05:10I did that
01:05:12wait you worked at you work at UPS got the brown shorts and the in the socks everything
01:05:18why does everybody ask that no I didn't do that I was I was doing the conveyor belts
01:05:25you know taking boxes on and off and on and off basically what I'm trying to say is that I'm broke
01:05:32the only way I pay rent is by bumming off my girlfriend I don't know how much longer that's
01:05:37going to be I mean if you want money you can just ask me that's not a problem don't Ellie don't do that
01:05:41okay you're my baby brother and I thought you know I thought that I was going to have this
01:05:49opportunity I thought Duncan was going to help me out but that but that check is straight bounced
01:05:55I'm sitting in LA broke while these influencers are like shaking their ass in front of a ring light
01:06:00and doing the the flossing thing or whatever's trending for 10 seconds and then boom rent is paid
01:06:06for their their mansion and calabasas uh who wants postmates I'm buying
01:06:14so that's what you want you want like that influence your life
01:06:18no I mean no not exactly no then what do you want man
01:06:24because you know everyone's extraordinary you know not everyone knows it some more than others you know
01:06:32but everyone is I mean that's all there really is to it man that's life
01:06:40what that's red jelly is a hallmark card supposed to make me feel better
01:06:45well man excuse me for trying to help
01:06:50we spend a lot of time doing things we don't want to do you know
01:06:54and to be honest man no one cares about what anybody's even doing anymore everyone's too busy
01:07:04I mean UPS has benefits it has a career path and you could act on the side so don't give me that you
01:07:10could act on the side and work at UPS I know they do that in Hollywood man you've got a hustle
01:07:15it's not what I want then what is it for I want dignity okay I want to feel
01:07:23pride in what I do
01:07:27yeah I want to I want to make mom proud of what I do for once
01:07:35and all this
01:07:38taking boxes off the conveyor belts and and and taking coffee orders from some kid who doesn't know the
01:07:43difference between a peach and a plum and that that's a true story man that's that's not it
01:07:51but what about the road to riches that you talked about
01:07:53I'm talking about the road of riches I'm talking about
01:07:56what you were saying man about that that money buys you know that road you know like the fortune cookie
01:08:02like you like you were saying man I that's not any of this I feel like a failure
01:08:07you're not a failure Jonas I am no I am and I I'm
01:08:16I had these big dreams man I had these big tinseltown Hollywood dreams I was going to be
01:08:21I was going to win an Oscar and I was going to be all my name in lights and all the cheesy
01:08:25shit and I've been out there for five years and I don't I haven't I'm out of the jack
01:08:32shit no for real I I haven't done any of it I'm just a PA and that's like a glorified janitor
01:08:41I let mom down
01:08:44no you didn't man yes I did you didn't I did I told her I was going to buy her a lake house
01:08:52or and I was going to put her in my movies and that I was going to take her to the Oscars with me
01:08:56which is so dumb thinking about it now that's why I didn't go to the funeral I was like what if
01:09:05little cousin Shay were to ask me a question about it or like you know ask me how I'm doing out there
01:09:11what's it what's going on there I don't know how to bring up answers or like bring up excuses quick
01:09:16enough I didn't take improv or whatever so I blacked out my screen and
01:09:20I don't want anybody to see that I had this little shithole apartment in Hollywood just like
01:09:29this closet-sized embarrassing piece of shit no one cares about your apartment yes no you think
01:09:36that you think that but we don't man we just want to see you I want to see you I don't care if it's
01:09:42over zoom or anything I just we just want to see you I know you want to see me and I wanted to be there
01:09:47but there was a global pandemic so what do you want me to tell you there were the most deaths
01:09:50in COVID history just like today Jonas and just like tomorrow man it's a pandemic you're always
01:09:54shoving shit in my face okay man just be on my side for once oh how can I be on your side if you
01:09:59can't be on mom's what do you call all of this I call this bootleg charity Jonas
01:10:05you're pathetic I'm not pathetic I was being cautious okay and I don't expect you to understand
01:10:21that because you're in your safe little bubble where there's like 10 people so nobody's gonna
01:10:24get COVID but I was in a hot zone where they're telling us every day that if you're around elders
01:10:28they could get sick I didn't want to do that to mom don't even try to blame COVID you haven't been
01:10:33home since dad died I guess you did mean every word you said out there huh you don't deserve mom
01:10:40you don't deserve to show your face and I guess now you don't deserve the house
01:10:46wow I don't deserve the house how humbling
01:11:03I'm gonna get that house Ellie whether you like it or not the house is gonna be oh yeah over my dead
01:11:09body Jonas I have a realtor and I'm fixing the place up and we're gonna get someone in there and I'm
01:11:14gonna make some money and I'm gonna get out of here and I'm gonna go to Oakland all right wow you
01:11:18have a realtor yeah I bet you don't even know what a realtor does you better start telling that
01:11:22realtor that we're gonna sell it because I need that money so I can make a movie and get get out
01:11:26I won't have to answer to Duncan or anybody else okay Jonas what Jonas it's all I hear is just
01:11:32Jonas is that all you ever think about it's just you and your LA life is that all that ever goes
01:11:37right I just love shoving LA in my face remember I I asked you to come out and crash with me
01:11:47and you were too scared too shook to to to come out to see me to see your brother
01:11:54that you made up all these little excuses
01:11:59that's pathetic
01:12:00I don't have to put up with this all right I don't man you know what here it's a lawyer
01:12:08caller ask her any question you want it's not my problem she can answer all your questions I'm done with
01:12:14I don't know if you're not gonna believe this but I do love you
01:12:39when we were kids man I I remember seeing you in that show Taming of the Shrew
01:12:43and I remember thinking yeah
01:12:47you'll go far you know you got talent
01:12:52if you just tried to be real for once organic
01:12:57maybe you wouldn't look for admiration and everything
01:12:59yeah
01:13:01says the guy who does nothing but watch old movies every damn day right
01:13:05says Jonas with the mostest
01:13:09not referring to brain cells there right
01:13:11you didn't get out of Sonoma you ran away
01:13:14you're a walking contradiction
01:13:18every time you visited I saw you slowly dwindle away the outfits they got more extravagant
01:13:23the excuses second nature only showing your face when you get paid right
01:13:28you're nothing but a hack Jonas worthless hack
01:13:36mom used to always say to me the hardest thing in life is accepting the choices of others
01:13:40and I guess I guess I just gotta listen to mom and I gotta let go
01:13:49wow high and mighty are we Elliot the prodigal son
01:13:54do you even know what you're saying do you you're just I'm done here I'm done
01:14:01hey uh before you go why don't you check in that urn real quick
01:14:05see if there's any of mom's ashes left so maybe you can curl up next to her and cry like the good
01:14:09old yeah why do you think that is Jonas you ever wonder why I fell into that role huh
01:14:14why
01:14:15I was up with her all night the night you got your stomach pumped after homecoming you remember
01:14:22and then the following weekend you didn't come home and so mom you know she just loved you
01:14:26unconditionally no matter what so yeah I fell into that role or I cuddle up with her watch
01:14:33West Wing Gilmore Girls and I kayaked with her on this lake
01:14:36I was a good son I was a good son
01:14:46and you can't take pride in yourself as you can't take pride in your own blood
01:14:49it's that simple
01:14:53there's actually a funny story about that
01:14:56want me to tell you baby bro
01:15:00it was uh a long time ago now I was six so you must have been like four
01:15:06I don't know if you remember this but uh mom had just finished making this apple pie
01:15:14and it was just sitting there getting cold
01:15:19and uh mom and dad got into one of their shouting matches which they always did
01:15:26you and I were sitting on those two stools remember the ones on the counter
01:15:30and uh mom was crying and you were crying
01:15:41and I was thinking that
01:15:45dad was mean
01:15:50and mom was weak
01:15:51and that image is still stuck in my brain
01:15:59there was that cold apple pie just sitting there
01:16:06that's when I knew I wanted to do something
01:16:09do something else
01:16:12make something of my life
01:16:13so what you decided at age six that you weren't going to be a part of our family anymore
01:16:25you said hey man not me
01:16:31you know it's kind of funny that you keep bringing up pride and stuff like that
01:16:34when you have that compass around your waist attached to the hip with another man's trash
01:16:43what you didn't know
01:16:44I didn't want to say anything
01:16:46but I guess
01:16:48I guess now's the right time
01:16:50that compass that you hold so dearly
01:16:55it's nothing but a scam
01:16:56I was with mom when she found that piece of shit
01:17:04yeah yeah right
01:17:07oh you probably thought that was like
01:17:10something important I don't know some sentimental gift through our family
01:17:16no it's not it's just something mom found on the side of the road
01:17:20I was with her when we were on a walk and it was just sitting on the side of the road like roadkill
01:17:26she cleaned it up and she put it in his stocking for Christmas
01:17:30it was just supposed to be like a little like ha ha ha ha ha you know
01:17:34don't get stuck on half dome again remember what happened last time
01:17:38and that was it that's all it was supposed to be
01:17:41and I remember dad
01:17:44was in the kitchen after we were done unwrapping presents and stuff and he he
01:17:47he was making bloody marys
01:17:50and he handed it to me
01:17:52and he said
01:17:52real men know where they're going
01:17:58so pawn this off for some gas money
01:18:04and I just threw it in the closet like a piece of junk
01:18:09and I had forgotten about it until I saw it today
01:18:12I was trying not to laugh
01:18:14because like you were walking around wearing it all proud and stuff
01:18:17so cringy
01:18:22wearing it like some dipshit badge of honor like you're in cub scouts or something
01:18:27and you're going on about your little fairy tale about how you're gonna
01:18:31go to Oakland and have this hipster cool life and watch old movies and do all this
01:18:37Ellie stuff art stuff when you have when you've barely been outside the 707 man
01:18:44I mean do you know how hard it is not to laugh in your face
01:18:48all day you just keep saying these things and I I I just it's embarrassing
01:18:55you should be embarrassed
01:18:57and I just know that this is
01:19:01this is what it is for you
01:19:04COVID was a blessing
01:19:06I mean COVID must have been actually a blessing for you
01:19:09you can sit here and and do the same thing day in and day out and whenever anybody asks you could just say like oh
01:19:15you know trying to stay safe
01:19:17when really this is all you have
01:19:21that's your sad little life
01:19:26I'll tell you what okay
01:19:29because I'm being nice and I feel you know
01:19:32sympathetic empathetic you probably know the difference
01:19:35because I'm feeling nice
01:19:38I'm gonna let you rent the house from me okay
01:19:43and so I make some money off you and then you just lived your sad sad little life in slonoma
01:19:49doing the same thing day in and day out
01:19:53sad little Ellie life
01:19:57how's that is that good for you bud
01:20:00Ellie
01:20:05Ellie
01:20:10who's the hack now huh
01:20:14you little twart
01:20:15think you're so funny
01:20:16what are you doing
01:20:17what are you doing
01:20:19you're so funny
01:20:19hey
01:20:20you little twart
01:20:21you know why I had to get out
01:20:23because mom and dad always said I needed to be like you
01:20:26okay nine to five Ellie
01:20:28be just like Ellie
01:20:29pretentious little Ellie with nothing going on
01:20:32his little life
01:20:33I wanted to be more man
01:20:35I wanted fans and I have fans
01:20:37I'm jealous of the most
01:20:38isn't I have friends
01:20:39I have followers
01:20:40I have influence
01:20:41people like me
01:20:42they don't like you
01:20:44bitches
01:20:44twart
01:20:45in your life
01:20:45no no no no
01:20:46you have nothing
01:20:47except for your little house
01:20:48you're just gonna put your coffin
01:20:51you're nothing Ellie
01:20:52you're nothing
01:20:53you're nothing
01:20:54you're nothing you're just a hack
01:20:55you're just a hack
01:20:57you're just a hack
01:21:10jodas
01:21:14jodas
01:21:16no no no
01:21:17jodas
01:21:19jodas
01:21:19jodas
01:21:23no no
01:21:26no no no no no
01:21:27no no no
01:21:32jodas
01:22:19If I had wings, if I had wings, like Noah's dove, I'd fly up the river to the woman I love.
01:22:49If I had wings, if I had wings, if I had wings, like Noah's dove, I'd fly up the river to the woman I love.
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