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02:59Where are we?
03:03Where are we?
03:05Where are we?
03:13We're going to the movie room.
03:17I've never been here.
03:21I'm not sure.
03:23I'm not sure.
03:25I'm not sure.
03:29By the way,
03:35Makasih ya, Nat. Lo...
03:395 menit aja ya.
03:45Oke.
03:47Mau ngomong apa?
03:52Gue mau nanya soal baju yang lo pake kemarin.
03:56Kenapa sama baju gue?
03:59Nora?
04:02Delek?
04:04Enggak, enggak.
04:05Atau gak cocok?
04:06Enggak, bukan gitu. Bukan gitu, Nataya.
04:11Baju itu...
04:13pernah lo pake enggak sebelumnya ke sekolah?
04:16Itu bukan perusahaan lo.
04:18Kenapa lo ingin tahu?
04:20Gue kasih tahu kalau misalkan lo jawab dulu pertanyaan gue.
04:28Iya.
04:30Gue pake baju itu waktu pertama kali gue ke sekolah ini.
04:34Sebelum gue ketemu sama lo.
04:36Baju itu gue pake waktu gue daftar di sekolah ini.
04:39Berarti bener lo perempuan yang diliat sama ayah gue.
04:43Ayah lo?
04:45Iya.
04:46Iya.
04:59Oh iya.
05:00Gue inget.
05:02Nah, itu dia.
05:05Tapi...
05:07Apa hubungannya ayah lo sama baju yang gue pake?
05:11Jadi gini...
05:13Lo punya bokap kan?
05:14Punya nyokap?
05:16Lo sayang kan sama mereka?
05:18Gue cuma punya nyokap aja sih.
05:21Nyokap sama bokap gue diserai.
05:22Maaf.
05:26Maaf.
05:27Tidak perlu minta maaf buat gue.
05:29Maksudnya itu hidup.
05:31Junia juga gak bakal kiamat kok.
05:33Salahmu.
05:34Lo gue sama ini cewek.
05:36Oke, udah.
05:37Gini, gini.
05:39Lo punya orang tua kan?
05:40Punya kakek, punya nenek.
05:41Dan lo pasti sayangan sama mereka.
05:43Dan kalau misalkan mereka minta sesuatu...
05:46Lo pasti pengen banget untuk...
05:48Kabulin kan?
05:49Untuk wujudin apa permintaannya?
05:53Ya kan?
05:54Terus apa hubungannya sama gue?
05:57Eyang gue minta sesuatu yang...
06:00Agak susah buat gue kabulin.
06:04Emang apa permintanya?
06:06Panjang banget sih ceritanya.
06:09Nanti gue akan ceritain full story-nya.
06:11Kenapa Eyang minta sesuatu...
06:17Udah lima menit.
06:19Tunggu, tunggu, tunggu, tunggu.
06:21Lo gak mau ketemu gue lagi gitu?
06:23Gue jelasin semua full story-nya kenapa Eyang mau...
06:30Bentar, bentar.
06:31Bentar, bentar.
06:32Bentar, 5 detik.
06:38Ini nomor telepon gue.
06:39Jadi kalau misalkan lo berubah pikiran...
06:41Amin, amin.
06:42Lo berubah pikiran.
06:44Tolong...
06:45Bentar, bentar.
06:46Bentar, bentar.
06:47Okay?
06:48Bentar, bentar.
06:49Bentar, bentar.
06:50Bentar, bentar.
06:51Bentar, bentar.
06:52Bentar, bentar.
06:53Bentar, bentar.
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06:55Bentar, bentar.
06:56Bentar, bentar.
06:57Bentar, bentar.
06:58Bentar, bentar.
06:59Bentar, bentar.
07:00Bentar, bentar.
07:01Bentar, bentar.
07:02Bentar, bentar.
07:03Bentar, bentar.
07:04Bentar, bentar.
07:05Bentar, bentar.
07:06Bentar, bentar.
07:07Bentar, bentar.
07:08Bentar, bentar.
07:09Bentar, bentar.
07:10Bentar, bentar.
07:11Bentar, bentar.
07:12Bentar, bentar.
07:13Bentar, bentar.
09:16Thank you, Pak.
09:21Eh, Nyet.
09:22Lo jangan bercanda deh.
09:25Ada copet di pasar sebelah ini.
09:28Bukan monyet ini kepala sekolah.
09:30Pak Umar.
09:33Mana, Eddie?
09:35Bum rendahnya Eddie, Pak.
09:38Aku juga nggak tahu dia di mana, Pak.
09:41Hmm.
09:42Hmm?
09:44Hmm?
09:48Hmm?
09:49Hmm?
09:50Hmm?
09:51Hmm?
09:52Hmm?
09:56Hey.
10:01Hey.
10:03Hey.
10:20So you have to do it too?
10:28Sorry I didn't have to do it. Sorry, Panjo.
10:31You have to do it every day, you have to do it.
10:34I don't care about it.
10:36And then later, all of us are going to do it.
10:40I don't know, Dad.
10:42All of them know if Nataya is...
10:44Shut the hell up, bro. Shut up.
10:48I know you want to talk about the film.
10:52You don't do it, Nataya.
10:54Basic, bro.
10:59Oh, yeah, sure.
11:00Because Nataya has me, Ed.
11:06All right, enough.
11:08All right, all right.
11:10All right, all right.
11:12All right, all right.
11:14Because of me,
11:16I'm going to do it with Nataya.
11:26You're an idiot.
11:34Stagger.
11:36You're a little bit of a dick, man.
11:40What are you thinking about Eddie?
11:42Yes, Nat.
11:51Gwen.
11:52Hmm?
11:53Emang Eddie...
11:55...seh-shat kaya apa yang lo ceritain ke gue, ya?
11:58Emangnya kenapa, Nat?
12:00Nggak tahu, ya?
12:01Yeah, I just felt that when I met her in the cafe...
12:05Hey...
12:12Hello?
12:17She's not a good guy like what you tell me about.
12:20She's so good.
12:22Then she's respect to the girl.
12:28You like it with Eddie?
12:30Huh?
12:36So, do you know why you called me here?
12:41Hmm?
12:42I...
12:45The first thing I forgot.
12:46The second thing I didn't know.
12:49She's not a good guy.
12:53Is this your friend or not?
12:57I forgot.
12:59I forgot.
13:00I'll ask you once again.
13:02Is this your friend or not?
13:04I don't know, Yang Mulia.
13:09If you don't know, I'll tell you.
13:11What's the reason?
13:12I'll tell you about this.
13:14What's the name?
13:15I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
13:17What's the name?
13:18What's the name?
13:19What's the name?
13:20I'll tell you, Yang Mulia.
13:21Okay.
13:22If you didn't know, I'll tell you.
13:23I'll tell you.
13:24It's not just the name of this.
13:27You also have a relationship with Ibu Julia.
13:30Ibu saya tahu itu dari mana, Pak?
13:34Nah, saya nggak tahu.
13:36Kok nanya saya?
13:37Jadi gini, Pak.
13:39Supaya nggak sepenggal-sepenggal, saya ceritain full story-nya.
13:42Dan nanti di saat kalian sudah dewasa,
13:45kalau kalian tidak mau punya banyak anak,
13:48ada sesuatu yang namanya alat kontrasepsi.
13:52Ini pil KB, dan ini adalah kondom.
13:58Terus kondom itu jatuh, saya mau balikin, saya lupa, Pak.
14:01Benar begitu.
14:04Benar, Yang Mulia.
14:06Oke.
14:09Ikan pari dari kota Semarang.
14:13Ya sudah, kalian boleh pergi sekarang.
14:16Bawang putih buat bikin bakpia.
14:21Terima kasih, Yang Mulia.
14:23Hmm.
14:24Kuih.
14:25Terima kasih, Pak.
14:33Son, tangan gue Julia itu,
14:35beti ayah nggak kasih tahu ke Mama, ya?
14:39Gawat dong kalau nyokap lo tahu.
14:41Terus, ini mau gimana, Ed?
14:45Udah, lo tenang aja.
14:47Nanti gue yang selesain.
14:51Terus, Tony.
14:53Terus.
14:54Nggak naik lagi.
14:56Nggak apa.
14:57Cerita sama Papaku.
14:59Apa?
15:00Lo ribut sama Mas Dorman, Pak.
15:03Loh.
15:04Ya rumah tangga ribut kan biasa, Tony.
15:08Ya ini ributnya nggak biasa, Pak.
15:11Ada yang Papa nggak tahu tentang hubungan kami selama ini.
15:14Ya.
15:16Jadi rumah tangga, berdua perkelahi, rantem itu,
15:21ya kalian harus selesaikan sendiri tanpa Papa ikut campur,
15:26tanpa Papa cawe-cawe.
15:28Enam bulan terakhir ini,
15:32Mas Dorman nggak bisa memenuhi kebutuhan batin aku.
15:43Jadi,
15:45maksud kamu,
15:46buah suami istri kalian,
15:48bermasalah?
15:50Iya, Pak.
15:52Terus puncaknya kemarin, Pak.
15:55Ternyata,
15:56dia ke tempat esek-esek, Pak.
15:58Sama PSK.
16:02Ada tagihan kartu kredit dia di sana.
16:04Kamu yakin dia ke sana?
16:09Oke.
16:10Terus,
16:11Papa harus gimana?
16:12Ya,
16:13ya,
16:14ya,
16:15Papa
16:16panggil dia ke sini dong.
16:18Ya, nggak bisa dong.
16:19Kamu datang ke sini saja,
16:21sudah salah.
16:23Salah aku?
16:24Iya,
16:25tapi kalian kan sudah,
16:27sudah lewasa,
16:28sudah berkeluarga,
16:30punya masalah,
16:31selesaikan sendiri,
16:32tanpa Papa harus ikut campur.
16:38Gimana, Sar?
16:39Udah ada perkembangan,
16:41target satu kredit.
16:44Gak ada, Pak.
16:51Maaf, Pak.
16:52Saya gak bisa padu Bapak salimi.
16:57Tapi,
16:59coba deh, Pak.
17:02Bapak inget-inget lagi.
17:06Bener,
17:07Bapak gak ke sana.
17:10Ke sana?
17:12Ke...
17:14Semua gue, Mas.
17:16Iya.
17:20Mungkin...
17:21Bapak lupa.
17:23Sarah,
17:24saya tidak pernah ke sana.
17:28Atau...
17:30Barangkali,
17:31Bapak...
17:33inget sama yang namanya...
17:36Susana.
17:40Kamu ngomong apa sih?
17:42Gini, Pak.
17:44Saya...
17:45bisa bantu Bapak.
17:46Kalau Bapak tuh mau kong kali kong sama saya.
17:48Udah terlambat, Sarah.
17:51Istri saya itu udah tahu semuanya.
17:55Dia udah lihat tagihan kartu kredit saya.
17:58Dan sekarang...
17:59dia setiap hari kerjanya cuma marah-marah aja.
18:03Pak.
18:06Biasanya...
18:08perempuan itu pemaaf.
18:12Kalau...
18:13laki-lakinya jujur...
18:15dan ngaku salah.
18:22Ya udah, Pak.
18:23Saya balik ke ruangan dulu ya.
18:26Ya.
18:29Eh, Sarah.
18:31Tunggu.
18:35Kamu kemarin bilang kalau Ale itu pesan obat kuat, kan?
18:39Biagra, Cialis.
18:42Oke, kamu ada fotonya?
18:44Bapak mau pesen juga.
18:49Enggak, nanti aja.
18:51Gak apa-apa.
18:53Makasih.
18:54Oke, Pak.
18:57Torong, Sarah.
18:58Iya, Pak.
18:59Gak apa-apa.
19:00Iya, Pak.
19:01Ah, ah, ah.
19:23Kembang mawar kesukaan kamu...
19:25It's already gone all the time.
19:33I'm always thinking about it.
19:37But...
19:41I don't want to be able to solve the problem.
19:45It's not even the problem with Eddie.
19:49He's got to love with his guru.
19:53Don't worry about it.
19:57I'm telling you that I'm from my partner
20:01who is the one who is the one.
20:03I'm so smart, right?
20:09Cik, it's been a long time to take care of me.
20:15What's wrong?
20:17Because I'm already married with him.
20:19What's wrong with him?
20:21You're too busy to follow Eddie's friend.
20:25You're going to be a good guy.
20:27You're going to be smooth.
20:29You're a smart guy.
20:31You're a smart guy.
20:33So, if you know him to take care of him.
20:35What's wrong?
20:37You're going to be a good guy.
20:39You're going to be a good guy.
20:41You're going to be a good guy.
20:43You're not going to be a good guy.
20:45You ain't going to be a bad guy, bud.
20:47What does he say?
20:49It's a good guy.
20:51You're doing a good guy.
20:53You're going to take care of him every day.
20:55You're not going to take care of me every day.
20:57You're going to be a good guy in my life.
20:59I don't want to run, Nick.
21:09What?
21:10Get down.
21:22Fuck you, buddy.
21:29Hey, Ang.
21:41Hey, Ang.
21:43Wee.
21:45Sehat, Ang?
21:47Ya, sehat.
21:49Samson.
21:51Namanya Samson.
21:55Tapi...
21:57Kamu terlalu cekih gak sih?
21:59Keberatan namanya kayaknya aku ini, Ang.
22:01Udah badanku kurus.
22:03Tampanku pun udah gak bisa lebih.
22:05Jadi iri aku sama si Edi.
22:07Oh.
22:09Kalo soal tampan?
22:11Genetika.
22:13Waduh, bisa aja, Ang.
22:15Genetika apa, Ang?
22:17Turunan.
22:25Ah.
22:29Ya, Ed.
22:31Urusan kamu dengan Bu Yulia udah beres dong.
22:33Aman, Ang.
22:35Terus?
22:36Gak ketemu?
22:37Itu cewek yang suruh cari itu.
22:40Udah dong, Ang.
22:42Justru karena itu makanya aku kesini.
22:45Cewek itu namanya Nataya.
22:48Dia itu musuh bubutannya Edi, Ang.
22:51Musuh berpuyut, Ang.
22:53Iya, tapi...
22:54Eh, tenang aja.
22:55Aku akan bikin Nataya Deng.
22:57Musuh berpuyutan.
22:58Jadi kelepek-kelepek sama aku.
23:00Oh.
23:01Itu berdoa.
23:02Baru cucu ayah.
23:06Nah, terus?
23:07Ini urusan Bu Yulia.
23:09Udah selesai dong.
23:10Selesai.
23:11Udah aman.
23:12Ayah gak usah awat ya.
23:13Ayah gak kuatir sama kamu.
23:16Tapi ini masalah orang tua kamu.
23:20Ini bentar ya.
23:21Oke.
23:22Hari pagi mamahmu datang kesini.
23:29Mereka bantem lagi, ayah.
23:34Bener omongan kamu waktu itu.
23:36Papamu bermasalah.
23:40Injakulasi dini.
23:43Injakulasi dini.
23:45Apa-apa?
23:46Iya.
23:47Apa-apa?
23:48Iya.
23:57Oh.
23:58Oh.
23:59Oh.
24:00Eh.
24:01Kamu mah ngarceng gitu.
24:03Eh.
24:04Ini masalah serius.
24:05Serius ini.
24:06Iya.
24:07Eh yang tenang aja ya.
24:09Aku tahu obat ya.
24:11Hah?
24:12Jadi eh yang sayahin sama aku semuanya aman.
24:14Hehehe.
24:15Hebat ya.
24:16Hehehe.
24:17Hehehe.
24:18Hehehe.
24:19Hehehe.
24:20Hehehe.
24:21Hehehe.
24:22Hehehe.
24:23Hehehe.
24:24Hehehe.
24:52Oh ya.
24:53Eh, you didn't know what to do with your husband.
25:02That's my husband.
25:04Because you're best at me, so you don't know what to do with me.
25:08I'm going to give you a husband to my husband.
25:23I love you.
25:25I love you too.
25:26We look at him before I get married.
25:29So when I get married, how if I'm perfectly fine?
25:35He looks like he looks like I have Salesforce.
25:43Terzi got married.
25:47Now he looks at his husband's equations.
25:51Man.
26:21If you're not strong, take your decision.
26:25Keep or stop.
26:31What do you mean, Papa?
26:34What do you mean?
26:36You've been reused.
26:38You've been responsible for all your decisions.
26:42Is it true?
26:45I have to do this myself?
26:51What do you mean?
26:58I'm sorry, I'm going to help you.
27:01I don't want to do that.
27:03I don't want to do that.
27:05I don't want to do that.
27:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
27:09I'm sorry.
27:11I'm sorry.
27:13Okay.
27:15What's up?
27:17What's up with boss?
27:19Rahasia banget kayaknya.
27:22Kepo ya lo.
27:24Kasih tau please.
27:26Hmm, okay.
27:29Intinya, suatu malam,
27:32Pak Dorman sama Mas Ale itu pergi ke Semunggo Mas.
27:36Terus main gila sama perek-perek.
27:39Masa?
27:41Iya.
27:43Orang gue kesana,
27:45terus gue ketemu langsung sama yang namanya Susana.
27:49Cewek yang dipake, Pak Dorman.
27:51Tapi, Sar.
27:52Tapi, begonya bos kita.
27:55Dia main esek-esek itu pake kapo kredit gue.
27:58Ketauan lama bininya.
27:59Enggak, Sar.
28:00Gue yakin Pak Dorman gak mungkin kesana.
28:02Karena gue udah bilang, gue kesana langsung.
28:05Bos kita, Pak Dorman.
28:08Iya.
28:09Oh, dan satu lagi nih.
28:12Pak Dorman juga beli obat gue sama kaya yang dipake sama Mas Ale.
28:23Udah, ayo!
28:25Pak Dorman.
28:51Halosan.
28:52What's up, Ed?
28:54Just listen to me.
29:07What's this, Ed?
29:11I want to go to school.
29:13Why?
29:18I asked Mama Gi, Pa.
29:20Why did you ask me?
29:21Mama ke sekolah kan?
29:23Ngomong sama Pak Umay kan?
29:24Nuduh kalau Bu Julia itu guru yang gak bener
29:26dan minta Bu Julia untuk dikeluarin dari sekolah.
29:28Iya kan, Ma?
29:29Kamu ke sekolahnya, Edi?
29:31Ya harus dong.
29:32Guru macam apa coba yang kasih kondom ke muridnya?
29:34Astaga, Ma.
29:37Mama itu bikin aku malu loh di sekolah.
29:40Emang Mama gak bisa nanya dulu gitu, Kak Aku?
29:42Ya, tenang dulu, Ed.
29:43Coba kamu ceritain kronologisnya dari awal.
29:46Aku tuh jadi malu di sekolah, Pa.
29:48Satu sekolah jadi tahu.
29:49Edi yang seharusnya malu itu guru kamu tahu.
29:52Ma.
29:53Mama gak baca dulu gitu?
29:55Di kondom itu ada tulisannya,
29:56Property Lab Biologi.
29:59Berarti,
30:00kamu memang dapet itu dari guru biologi kamu kan?
30:02Kondom itu properti sekolah.
30:04Kondom itu jatuh.
30:06Aku ambil niat aku itu mau balikin kondom itu.
30:10Tapi karena Mama udah langsung nuduh Bu Julia itu
30:13guru yang main gila sama aku,
30:15Ya, jadinya aku mau dikeluin dari sekolah.
30:18Aduh.
30:20Gimana nih?
30:23Mas, jawab dong, Mas.
30:24Loh, kok aku?
30:25Kan kamu yang ke sekolahnya Edi gak benar-benar bilang sama aku.
30:29Ya, Ken kenapa sih?
30:30Kamu gak nanya Edi dulu?
30:31Lah, kan waktu itu aku udah bilang sama kamu.
30:33Yuk, kita ajak ngobrol Edi.
30:35Kamu malah yang bilang jangan.
30:36Ingat gak?
30:37Oh iya, itu karena aku udah ngajak Edi camping.
30:39Aku mau bicarain masalah ini.
30:40Tapi kenapa kamu gak sabar waktu sekolahnya ini kayak gitu?
30:42Udah, udah, udah, Pak.
30:43Nah, udah.
30:44Udah ya.
30:46Udah sekarang,
30:47mencayain aku sekolah yang baru.
30:51Emang ada cara lain Ed?
30:53Mungkin,
30:54kalau misalkan Mama telpon Pak Umar,
30:57minta maaf gitu kali aja di maafin,
31:00atau gak tau deh.
31:02Ya udah kamu telponin.
31:04Mana HP kamu?
31:11Gua Hai,
31:12Push,
31:13Ibu.
31:14Pergi,
31:20Pak Pandsi ke Gana.
31:22Umar Bakri di sini siapa di sana?
31:28Iya, Pak Umar.
31:29Ini dengan Anindita.
31:31Ibunya Eduardian Tanwan Desmana.
31:34Oh ibu, ini?
31:35Saya barusan mau telpon ibu.
31:36Sebenarnya ada kesalahan?
31:38There's a mistake.
31:39Yes, I'm sorry.
31:40I'm sorry, sir.
31:42Please don't get out of school, sir.
31:45There's a Bapak Eddie also.
31:49Hello, Pak Umar.
31:50Yes, I'm Norman.
31:53I'm Eddie.
31:54I want to...
31:56Yes, Pak Umar, please forgive me.
31:58Yes, I'm really worried because I found the condom in my house.
32:06So, my son can still go to school here, Pak?
32:08Who? Eddie.
32:09Yes, Pak.
32:10So, I'm sorry.
32:12Pak Umar, please.
32:14No, listen.
32:15I've already talked about the issue of Ibu Julia.
32:19It's true.
32:21Ibu Julia didn't do anything.
32:25Yes, I'm sorry.
32:27When I come to school, I'm so emotional, Pak.
32:32So, you're clear about the issue?
32:34Thank you so much, Pak.
32:38Pak, kapan Bapak ulang tahun barangkali saya dan suami saya bisa datang berkunjung?
32:44Bisa ajak makan malam?
32:47Udah nggak usah, Bu.
32:48Sebaiknya dana yang Ibu punya itu.
32:50Ibu pergi aja ikut kurus ngutih anger management.
32:54Sudah, Ibu ya?
32:55Baik, terima kasih, Bu.
32:58Ini semua gara-gara kamu, Mas.
32:59Kok aku?
33:00Kamu yang marah-marah aku sama Pak Umar?
33:01Aku jadi stres karena kamu tahu,
33:03sampai semua stres itu aku lampiaskan ke Pak Umar.
33:06Huh?
33:07Eh, Ma.
33:12Sayang.
33:16Sayang.
33:17Kita harus bicara deh.
33:19Ngobrol aja sana sama Susana.
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