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00:01This is not a witch hunt.
00:23Take my boots off.
00:25Please. It's a military-themed party and I don't have anything this ugly.
00:28I said no. And why are those Greek parties always themed?
00:31Have you thought about that psychologically, that they're always pretending to be other people?
00:34No, because I actually like to have fun.
00:36Don't you threaten me!
00:38This is not a witch hunt. It's a reckoning.
00:41And I want him out.
00:43Mom?
00:45What was that about?
00:47Professor Thane is protesting his suspension.
00:50And since Angela Wu can't testify...
00:55Are you okay, Mom?
00:57Yeah.
01:00I'm fine, honestly.
01:05Look at both of you.
01:08My beautiful girls.
01:10Okay, did you have a glass of wine or something, Mom?
01:13No.
01:15One. Come here.
01:16Come here.
01:23I feel so lucky to be the mother of two special young women.
01:30Special in such different ways.
01:34Always remember that.
01:35You're better together, your differences are your strengths, and nothing is stronger than your sisterhood.
01:46Nurture that.
01:48Don't worry, Mom. We are all over it.
01:50Yeah, we're gonna nurture it so hard.
01:52But later, can we go?
01:54It's bad enough I'm the only freshman with a curve, you.
01:57Yes.
01:58Go.
01:59No, she doesn't go to the bar.
02:03Too many lovers she's got, and they want her back.
02:08She loves control.
02:10She wants a halfway.
02:13And there's no way she'll ever stay unless you give it up.
02:17Ryan, why are you following me?
02:21I was on my way out, and you were gonna go through the woods.
02:24It's safe.
02:26Come on.
02:27I'm driving you.
02:29What?
02:30Friends give friends rides.
02:32We were gonna try some space.
02:35For both of us.
02:37Just be careful.
02:40Okay?
02:47Let's go.
02:48Let's go.
03:17Hey, I have to go. Something is wrong.
03:47Okay.
03:48Let's go.
03:49What?
03:51We're done.
03:52There's nothing.
03:53See the world's life.
03:54See the world's life.
03:55We're going to be bonne.
03:57You're done.
03:58You've cleared us.
03:59You're destroyed.
04:00You've come, come.
04:01You're gone.
04:02Go, go, go.
04:04Let's go!
04:06Let's go!
04:07Let's go.
04:08Let's go.
04:09Let's go!
04:10Let's go!
04:11Let's go!
04:14Let's go!
04:15Relax. This universe is a multitudine.
04:18I don't think you're a multiverse.
04:21Hear this. I have three.
04:35Ese quam radere.
04:37It means to be rather than seem to be.
04:41That is the Kappa Tau Kappa motto,
04:43which means we strive to be authentic smile.
04:47Lower the volume, please.
04:49Need I remind you that since the Angela Wu coma stitch,
04:52we are quote-unquote dry
04:53and not looking to attract attention.
04:56You're going to rush, right?
04:58Oh, no. She's definitely not.
05:02My God, what are you doing here?
05:04Mom has been texting. She needs us both at home.
05:07What do you mean she needs us?
05:08You obviously got the messages.
05:09You check your phone every five seconds.
05:10Fine. I'll just hang out here.
05:14Engage these young men in discussions about rape culture.
05:17Stop it. I'm coming.
05:19Hey, remember, when it comes to consent,
05:20you can change your mind at any time.
05:22Oh, my God, you just killed me.
05:24I'm literally dead right now.
05:26Is that vomit on my boots?
05:28No.
05:30Maybe.
05:31What? I'll clean them.
05:32How the hell do freaking birds get in here?
05:41Why is it so cold?
05:44Mom?
05:45Mom?
05:46Mom?
05:54Mom?
05:55Mom?
05:55Mom?
05:55Mom?
06:02Mom?
06:03Mom?
06:16Mom?
06:16Mom?
06:25What am I going to do?
06:26my airbnb smells like old hot dogs look don't worry the places are nicer the closer we get to
06:32campus it's uh class warfare right here in hilltown or helltown as the cool kids call it
06:39be sure to throw that out a lot oh yeah yeah yeah nothing but cool here
06:44yeah i see let's get you out of the rain don't worry we're gonna find you a place okay you sure
06:50i'm not leaning on you too much yeah it's just this whole job came up out of the blue and you're
06:55the only person i know keep leaning i like leaning
07:05nice
07:09hey macy you okay that house
07:16yeah you probably saw that on the news
07:25first week jitters professor thane yes hi nice to meet you you too sorry for my absence in your
07:40first few days but uh i'm back now reinstated and absolved no harassment i say that just to
07:50get it out in the open yes yes of course i understand good i look forward to working with you
07:56lovely blouse
08:06miss vera
08:09please wait
08:09i read your article in critical inquiry very well written if a bit hostile reading it made me
08:16feel as if my penis had been torn from my body oh good you read it right perfect so look i know you
08:23don't like me because i replaced your mother in the department oh that's like fifth on the list of
08:27why i don't like you fifth okay well you can tell me one to four later one they should have never hired
08:32a cis male to lead the women's studies department although this is smell has been published twelve
08:36times by respected feminist journals and retweeted by rox hangay check twitter you'll have to scroll back
08:42a few months she's quite prolific congratulations thank you no but this this really isn't about me
08:48i wanted to check in on you make sure you're doing okay see how you know you're feeling
08:59i will feel better once this conversation is over
09:11you realize without a permit that's vandalism professor fane is a sexual predator he should
09:16not be bad teacher he had a hearing he was exonerated it's over the main witness against him
09:20was in a coma it was a he said she said situation please she said and angela wu clearly unstable
09:27if your mother hadn't started this whole witch hunt
09:31this is not a witch hunt it's a reckoning it seems like your mom's one of the reckoning
09:38damn it you can't just
09:47you punched an undergraduate in broad daylight which is assault and i regret that completely my bad
09:52but nico detective hamada if you heard him the things he was saying about my mom i just think
09:58that he knows more than he's letting on no don't do that what look at each other like this is crazy
10:05it's not morner thing was a non-sexual predator my mom supported angela wu when she came forward
10:12suddenly angela ods even though she's a straight a scholarship student and then my mom dies in
10:16both cases there's no evidence of foul play because you're not looking mel your mother's death was a
10:22horrible accident but your sister said she had always been trying to fix that window
10:27and she'd been drinking yeah i know what's on the report
10:31we're gonna try and talk cam out of pressing charges given everything that's happened in your life
10:36oh thank you it's great
10:41you hit someone
10:45don't worry about it seriously you're a graduate student a teaching assistant you could lose
10:52your job see this is why i don't come home anymore you're losing it then why are you here because i
10:58needed clothes for rush you're rushing that sorority yeah i have been all month and if i become a sister
11:07a sister that's just what it's called anyway i'd move into the kappa house i just can't live here
11:16anymore mel you're so angry all the time and you're obsessed with mom's dad obsessed yes because i'm not
11:23just moving on like nothing happened that's not fair
11:41hi um i'm mace yvonne yes sorry um i just moved to hilltown i'm i'm sorry this isn't a great time no
11:50wait please i think i'm your sister
12:09it's her right your mother yeah definitely and her house well it's not the circuit
12:17mel look at this oh i saw where'd you get it i found it after my dad died i just got a job at
12:23the university i was walking by and saw your house so our mom gets murdered and three months
12:28later you just happened stop it what do you want i don't want anything because we don't have any money
12:33mel money i don't want money then why are you here because i just found out and i thought maybe
12:38whatever it was clearly a mistake
12:50but why not try again because i'm not begging i've been fine on my own i like being on my own then why'd
12:56you go there curiosity that's an internet search look i i know we don't know each other that well
13:05yet but you didn't email you didn't call you just went over there why i guess i wanted to ask him
13:13about my mom well what'd your dad have to say about her that she died when i was two obviously he he lied
13:20all the more reason to go back over there look they were shocked but if you try to gain no i'm done
13:25come on enough okay
13:29the hell i am so sorry i'm drunk and clumsy i should go
13:42what else can i tell you oh we have maid service every week because trust me girls
13:48were just as gross as boys but kappa is not just about the perks we also give back that's right kappa
13:56is woke we volunteer at hilltown memorial some of the sisters have been sitting vigil with poor
14:03angela woo even though she is not greek so sad is she gonna regain brain function no but not for a
14:11lack of effort on our part yeah anyway you should all be so so so so so proud to have made it through
14:21this final round so go and enjoy some abs and good luck i like your your top
14:30maggie maggie um between you and me you're shoo-in
14:35really unless you like poop in a vase or space it on your phone again i'm just kidding
14:43oh babe dylan i don't think that you met maggie
14:49maggie didn't she used to work in the dining hall
14:54oh um yeah yeah i worked at the dining hall last semester i'm at silvio's tutorial now we don't need
15:00your resume great skirt where'd you get it her mom just died i should be nice
15:07oh this is some kind of brush prank maggie what is going on a brush prank
15:13i'm sorry i have to go maggie
15:19oh i'm sorry
15:20where's the guy with the mini quiches are you okay we may have to get rid of her
15:31i mean if someone just showed up at your house claiming to be your sister would you believe them
15:35mel you need to breathe oh this is that kind of coffee date no it's an i'm worried about you coffee
15:43date you seem like you're unraveling but they think i'm not your problem anymore
15:47i still care about you then dumping me after my mom died was an interesting choice that's not fair
16:00i am so so sorry about that all good did you see that the coffee
16:06oh my god what is happening what about the coffee
16:26please stop what is going on
16:36i have to go you were right i am not okay i am not
16:56what the hello ladies
16:59don't don't worry
17:07there is a reasonable explanation
17:11you are witches
17:14witches who are destined to save the world from impending doom
17:18that's right you are the charmed ones the most powerful trio
17:33of witches he's a new woman studies chair i knew something was off about him well that is unnecessarily
17:38rude but i'll let it go because i know this is a lot untie us right now or else nowhere else
17:42is necessary let me get this for you i know it's also extreme with the grabbing and the binding
17:46believe me i'd love to have just sent out a group text
17:50there we are
17:53this isn't happening
17:54so i'm not crazy i thought it was a girl
17:56all of this is crazy i am not a witch
17:59i don't even like wearing witch costumes on how we like not even slutty ones
18:02girls
18:03sorry ladies now we all saw what macy did with the globe looks like we've got telekinesis
18:11telekinesis is not a thing then again it did fly across the room and there has to be a scientific
18:14explanation ah yes there is it's called molecular witchetics you're not funny particle witchology
18:21all right what all right what are you doing trying to freeze time oh is that your power oh it
18:26makes sense very common with control freaks so why isn't it working it's a craft witchcraft
18:30which means you have to figure out how to access and control it
18:36well looks like you've already mastered yours bravo must be that impressively high iq so this means i
18:41really was reading minds a testament to your innate sensitivity or desperate insecurity they're two sides
18:47of the coin really not to worry i will help you understand it all you see i am an advisor to witches
18:53they call me a white lighter physically i died in 1957 wait was mom a witch bingo and part of my speech
19:07your mother was a witch a very powerful one she bound your powers when you each were born to
19:13protect you and let you live normal lives now she was in the process of unbinding those powers
19:19the night she was murdered
19:26i knew it i knew she didn't fall
19:30who killed her we don't know as yet there was ice at the scene so cold as a characteristic but
19:36there are literally thousands of different demons associated with cold what are you even talking about
19:40it's all here
19:45the book of shadows the ancient oracles predicted three signs of apocalypse the first when the weakest
19:52of men reaches ill-gotten glory and oh god this goes on and on the language is far too flowery for
19:58my taste but suffice to say it's your current president can we go back to the part where he said
20:02apocalypse not really i'm in a rhythm here the second sign the movements great sages fall well that
20:10refers to your mother's death and the senior witches who've been killed since other witches
20:14how many are there really this works much better as a monologue if you don't mind
20:21the final sign hasn't happened yet with the blossoming of death comes the awakening of the source of all evil
20:28and then we fall well so you can see why we finished what your mother started that night
20:36and brought you here she wanted me here yes very much she sent you the grant application made sure
20:43it was chosen see she is our sister so your mother's spell book keep it safe
20:53your guide to using the power of three to protect the innocent and vanquish demons
21:00you three have 48 hours to decide whether you wish to accept your witchly fate we get to decide oh
21:05yes being a witch is a fully pro-choice enterprise and the decision must be unanimous if you refuse
21:13everything since made possible by magical intervention will be undone you guys this demon
21:21harvest switches organs for freaking smoothies don't worry the underworld doesn't know your powers have
21:25been awakened no way i'm not doing this i do not want to end up in a smooth maggie this is our legacy
21:37mama wanted us to do this and now we can figure out who killed her i'll uh i'll let you three hash it
21:42out if you need me call or a text snap or twitter dm well we'll just call my name and i'll magically appear
21:56i just wanted to show you the effect they uh prefer i get around like a regular person now to blend in
22:02it's a folly a duh it must be he induced it somehow you did just see that guy disappear into thin air
22:12right you think us actually being witches makes more sense yeah i do it all makes sense throughout
22:20history strong women were called witches and they are we are we have to unite to change the power dynamics
22:27right the ship change the course of humanity it's lucy she wants me to go to the kappa house seriously
22:37no interest in changing the course of humanity witchers aren't real there's a scientific explanation for
22:43of course i'm relieved i mean justice reserved this was a witch hunt
23:13what what are you doing here i was worried you just ran out oh right um i'm i'm sorry are you
23:25okay you know what i feel better and i am sorry about what i said about you ending things after my mom
23:32died i know i shut you out you were just so angry yeah that's what my sister says too
23:43are you really are you really
23:51nico
23:58okay yes yes i'm okay i wanted
24:06nico
24:11nico
24:14okay i got this
24:18to be there for you but the anger just got in the way exactly the anger got in the way wow
24:27you really do seem better i feel better like i've come out of a fog i've missed you
24:34and i'm gonna do
24:35i'm gonna do
24:39is your sister home
24:47Hi there, are you lost?
25:06No! Where are you? A freaking demon dog tried to eat my hair extensions and had crazy
25:21eyes and green goo and the only reason I got away was because this group of drunk guys
25:26showed up and... Don't shush me! Did you not hear me say a demon dog?
25:35Sorority initiation thing.
25:41So just clarify, XX or you and Niko back together?
25:45Priorities. Shh. So what do you think?
25:47I think I've never seen anything like this before.
25:50Yeah, pretty sure that's because of supernatural ooze.
25:52But it seems to be surrounding a non-supernatural cell. Some kind of hydrochloric acid.
25:56Well, there are about a thousand demon dogs in this book. It could take hours to find a spell.
26:00Are you seriously being serious? I just barely got away from that thing.
26:04I'm not interested in hunting it down. What other choice do we have?
26:07Um, we choose not to be witches, we avoid demon dogs till tomorrow,
26:11and everything goes back to normal. Baking soda. I need baking soda.
26:17Why didn't you summon me? I told you if you needed me to text...
26:19Stop talking. I have a question. Is this gonna scar?
26:22Good news? I'm a healer, no scar. Bad news? Looks like something in the underworld knows you three had your powers activated.
26:34I was wrong. If you're wrong, what's the point of calling you?
26:37A paradox for another day. Here's what I can tell you.
26:41A demon dog always comes with a demon owner. Typically a possessed human. That's who we've got to find.
26:47Now, did anyone know where you were going before you were attacked?
26:51Just Lucy, the president of Kappa.
26:53And I heard her thoughts say she had to get rid of me. I thought she might cut me from rush.
26:59Of course it's her. So what now? Is there, like, a spell to defeat her?
27:03Oh, yes, of course. Somewhere in that 2,000-page book or, uh, tome, I should say.
27:08So, let's get reading.
27:10Or use sodium bicarbonate. Look.
27:13Ooh. Like I said, some kind of hydrochloric acid compound. So sodium bicarbonate neutralizes it.
27:23Oh, well. It saves a lot of time.
27:26Right on. So let's go get rid of Lucy. Stop. We can't just get rid of the president of Kappa.
27:30We can, if she's a demon who killed our mother.
27:32Well, what if she's not and he makes some crazy scene?
27:34Guys, are you seriously scared of our ruining Rush?
27:36Yeah, I am. I can't believe this.
27:39I'm sorry I want a life when this is over.
27:41With them? Yeah, with them.
27:42Why? Because they don't blame me for Mom's death.
27:48I get it.
27:49You think if I'd answered my phone, you would have gotten here in time.
27:55Well, I can assure you, I blame myself every day.
27:58Who's there?
28:12Maggie?
28:15Maggie?
28:22Maggie?
28:23Welcome to Kappa.
28:25You are all now officially a part of our sisterhood.
28:30Congratulations.
28:31Come upstairs. I have something special for you.
28:40Maggie?
28:43Maggie?
28:43What took you so long in there?
28:57Maggie.
28:59Hey. Hi. Um...
29:01I'll be back.
29:02There she is.
29:08Go find Maggie.
29:14Hey, Mel.
29:15I'm waiting for your sister, but since you're here...
29:18Be gone, demon!
29:19What the hell?
29:23You're not a demon?
29:25Excuse me?
29:26Um, I just mean, theoretically, I think you're kind of bitchy.
29:29I was offering you a drink from the secret stash because all Greek parties are dry now since Coma Girl.
29:39Sorry.
29:42You seem so stressed.
29:47Is it Rush?
29:48Um, yeah. You know. Mostly.
29:51You care so much about what people think. You know that I think you're perfect.
29:55Can I kiss you? One last time?
30:05Prepare yourself for the end.
30:07You don't want to pass on the kiss.
30:08Too bad you already said yes.
30:10When it comes to consent, I can change my mind any time!
30:16Oh my god, Pilates.
30:17Not so fast, Mags.
30:26Help!
30:35Oh my god!
30:37Oh my god! Oh my god, is he dying?
30:39He's not dying! He's not dying, right? It's just a demon?
30:41I don't know!
30:53Oh, thank god.
30:57What happened?
30:58I'm just saying, that was a kiss.
31:06It was all the adrenaline.
31:07In fact, adrenaline doesn't have much effect on human emotions besides the fear response.
31:11Oh my god, if you've been my sister longer, I tell you to shut up.
31:15He's just not who I see myself with long term.
31:20My god, are you for real pouting because you miss out on the fight?
31:22I'm not pouting. I don't pout.
31:25Impartial observer, you pout.
31:27Yeah.
31:28It's just I finally figured out how to freeze things and I was excited to try.
31:32So how'd you do it?
31:34Whatever, it's not important.
31:35Come on, action, reaction. What was it? What changed?
31:43It works when I am not angry.
31:45Oh my god, your powers are judging you.
31:54It's hilarious.
31:55It is.
31:57But I did want to say,
32:01I'm sorry.
32:03And I don't blame you.
32:05I blame myself.
32:07I knew something wasn't right that night.
32:10I knew.
32:12But I still wanted to leave the house and...
32:13Stop.
32:14It's not your fault either.
32:17I shouldn't have shut you out.
32:19I am your big sister.
32:21I'm supposed to nurture you so hard, you know?
32:26Hey, now, see?
32:29This is good.
32:31You two are so much better together.
32:34Mom said that.
32:40So what was she like?
32:41Well, lucky for you, I am a firm believer that if it's not on camera, it didn't happen.
32:52Hey, Mel, higher angle.
32:53Oh, don't be silly.
32:55You look beautiful.
32:56I am so proud of you.
32:57I'm proud of you both.
33:08You know, when I was nine, at a birthday party, I was...
33:11I was so sure she contacted me through a Ouija board.
33:17Yeah, maybe she did.
33:20Yeah, she probably could.
33:21Yeah, maybe.
33:22You're right, she seems great.
33:29But she also left me, so...
33:34Oh, no.
33:35You were really lonely growing up.
33:41I'm sorry, I read your thoughts.
33:42Yeah.
33:45I guess sometimes I was.
33:50I definitely didn't have this.
33:53Sorry, this is ridiculous.
33:55I've cried twice in my life.
33:58Oh, it's okay.
34:00We cry all the time around here.
34:02Totally.
34:06Anyway, I'm leaning towards yes tomorrow.
34:10I'm on the whole witch thing.
34:11But whatever you both choose, I'll be cool with.
34:17Come on.
34:17You both had met endorphin rushes, right?
34:20That was next level.
34:22And clearly, it was Mom's dying wish.
34:23Sorry, this is what she does.
34:28Can we go back to whatever we do, you're cool?
34:32I am cool.
34:33I'm trying to be cool.
34:35I want to be cool.
34:41You are the child one.
34:43Witches who are destined to save the world.
34:45It's the demon who killed our mother.
34:51There was ice at the scene.
34:52We can pick up her.
34:54Cold is a characteristic cold.
34:55There are literally thousands of different demons associated with cold.
35:03Do I look righteously angry, like I did it in a rally?
35:05You look good.
35:06Listen, it wasn't cold, right?
35:08What?
35:09Sorry, I haven't slept.
35:10I'm a scientist.
35:11Evidence is repeatable.
35:12And with demon Brian, it wasn't cold,
35:14which means he wasn't the demon who killed our mother.
35:16And crows.
35:17You said there were crows, so I started thinking
35:18maybe there's an ornithology angle.
35:20Plus the cold factor.
35:22Wait, Mel.
35:23Let's get Mel.
35:24She's already at the rally.
35:26To protest Professor Vane's reinstatement.
35:30Oh, no.
35:31It's a beautiful day.
35:39It's a beautiful day.
35:55A beautiful day.
36:02Oh, my God.
36:32Oh, my God.
37:02Oh, my God.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:06Oh, my God.
37:08You can't go in there. I told you, you aren't allowed...
37:13Well, hello.
37:16Sir? Are you...wearing a costume?
37:20No, Cameron. I'm not wearing a costume.
37:26Oh, come on, girl. He's awful.
37:38Oh, right? I can't hold him. He's too strong. How do we get rid of him?
37:44I have the spell here. We're supposed to call Harry! Harry!
37:49Oh, dear. Go! Heal him! Hurry!
37:56Team Lord, 2-42-day to...
38:00The spell won't work unless you use the power of three.
38:03Either accept your destiny or go back to your normal lives.
38:06Right, but you said all magical intervention reverses if we refuse.
38:09You won't remember any of this, including meeting each other.
38:13You know I'm in.
38:15I want to know you guys.
38:18And figure out this whole witchcraft thing on a molecular level and get a freaking Nobel Prize.
38:22So, yeah, me too.
38:25Maggie!
38:27Okay, fine. I'm in. I'm in.
38:29Hurry! You have to join hands.
38:36I can't breathe.
38:54Mason, use your power. Draw your sisters to you.
38:58Oh, God, Luke.
38:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
39:29It's for killing our mother.
39:34You think I killed her?
39:37You poor stupid girl.
39:41Now it's begun.
39:54Is he?
39:55Dead?
39:57Yes.
39:59Why didn't he disappear then?
40:02Oh, no.
40:03This must be the kind of demon where you have to do one last thing to get him to disappear.
40:08Crack the neck, remove the eyeballs, eat the intestine.
40:15Only kidding.
40:16Sometimes it just takes a minute.
40:18What was that?
40:19Don't worry, I'll wipe his memory.
40:24No, don't.
40:27We have to.
40:27That's how it's done.
40:28Mortals mustn't know.
40:29Haven't you ever seen a superhero movie?
40:32Let him tell people.
40:34No one would believe another hysterical man.
40:36True.
40:37It's a he said, she said situation.
40:39Three she's, in fact.
40:40So don't mess with us, Cam.
40:42Go home and change your dad case.
40:57Are you sure I can stay here?
40:59Yeah.
40:59And we're sisters, so you don't have to be alone anymore.
41:07Even when you want to be because I'm warning you now, Mel and Dyer are a lot.
41:12I found it.
41:15Let's see if it works.
41:17Let's see if it works.
41:47We are, are, Perry?
41:50Ladies.
41:56I'm right here.
42:17Let's see if it works.
42:34I'm right here.
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