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00:02:29You don't consider me motivated.
00:02:59What is this?
00:03:26We people call that music.
00:03:28You're awake.
00:03:33Turn the radio on and we'll do that to a person.
00:03:37How long was I out?
00:03:39Not long.
00:03:50Someone forgot to fill up.
00:03:53There'll be somewhere to stop and get petrol.
00:03:56You sound confident.
00:03:57There's always somewhere, isn't there?
00:03:59Yeah, there is when you're somewhere normal. We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:04:02Oh, are you scared?
00:04:03No.
00:04:04Just saying.
00:04:05Just saying.
00:04:06Just remember why we came here, alright?
00:04:12Bit of privacy.
00:04:14Do you have any car games?
00:04:23Erm...
00:04:24Well, I guess the number plate game's out.
00:04:27Hide and seek.
00:04:30You don't have to do this.
00:04:32What?
00:04:33Entertain me.
00:04:34I just wanted to play a game.
00:04:36Sweet.
00:04:37I'm a sweet man.
00:04:38That's why you fell in love with me.
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:40Well, that and my huge...
00:04:41Pedestation!
00:04:42I vote you go out and pump.
00:04:43I vote I don't.
00:04:44Flip you for it.
00:04:45Why would I flip you for it when I know that you're the one that's going out?
00:04:48What about women's lib?
00:04:49What?
00:04:50I'm treating you as an equal.
00:04:51Yeah, but we're not equals, are we?
00:04:52Yeah, but we're not equals, are we?
00:04:53No.
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00:05:19Why are you coming from?
00:05:20No.
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00:05:25No.
00:05:26No.
00:05:45No.
00:05:46No.
00:05:48Hurry up.
00:06:13Hey, dude.
00:06:14Do you want if I, um...
00:06:19Go ahead.
00:06:44Go ahead.
00:06:46Go ahead.
00:06:48Go ahead.
00:06:50Click on it.
00:06:52Go ahead.
00:06:54Go ahead.
00:06:56Go ahead, Sam.
00:06:58Let's go.
00:07:28Number two, how much?
00:07:39I'm closing now. I'm closing the shop.
00:07:44That should cover it.
00:07:58Have you got the keys?
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:08Nice key ring.
00:08:10Well, I think it's cute.
00:08:12Shit, I left my wallet in there.
00:08:14What, that with lurch?
00:08:16Well, that's unlucky.
00:08:21Fine.
00:08:21Go on my own, shall I?
00:08:51Right there, on the counter.
00:09:16Same here.
00:09:21You're shaking?
00:09:41Yeah, I know.
00:09:43I'm the one shaking.
00:09:45Are you cold?
00:09:46No, I think I need a cigarette.
00:09:48Are there any fags in here?
00:09:50What happened to yours?
00:09:51I smoked the last one, didn't I?
00:10:01Bingo wings.
00:10:03You want one?
00:10:05Later.
00:10:06After we've had sex.
00:10:08You assume?
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10You think you know.
00:10:19Fuck.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21What have you done with my lighter?
00:10:24I don't know what you mean.
00:10:26Come on, where is it?
00:10:27I guess you'll just have to strip search me when we get there.
00:10:30Right, well that's that then, isn't it?
00:10:34How long till we're there?
00:10:35Not long.
00:10:36How long's not long?
00:10:37Soon.
00:10:38How long's not long?
00:10:39Soon.
00:10:40It's just a motorbike.
00:10:41Is it?
00:10:42It's just a motorbike.
00:10:43Is it?
00:10:44What's the difference with you?
00:10:45It's just a motorbike.
00:10:46Is it?
00:10:47What's the difference with you?
00:10:48It's just a motorbike.
00:10:49What's the difference between a motorcyclist and a coke?
00:10:51None.
00:11:04Where is this walking?
00:11:08What about mine?
00:11:09She didn't go out.
00:11:10It's just a motorbike.
00:11:11Is it?
00:11:13What's the difference between a motorcyclist and a coke?
00:11:16None. I was bringing those pieces of meat with helmets on top.
00:11:20I think he's following us.
00:11:21Who?
00:11:22That creep from the petrol station.
00:11:24You're being paranoid.
00:11:25Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm not right, does it?
00:11:32Trust me. It's not him.
00:11:46In 300 yards, turn left.
00:11:59Turn left.
00:12:04See?
00:12:06Told you to think.
00:12:10You have reached your destination.
00:12:16Nice house.
00:12:20Lucky we got at the last minute.
00:12:22Come on, hurry up. I'm desperate to pee.
00:12:46Shit.
00:12:51What?
00:12:53It's bronchi.
00:12:56Come on, hurry up.
00:12:59After you.
00:13:17I'll get the bags then, shall I?
00:13:37Becca, wasn't there a torch in here?
00:13:38Honey, I'm home.
00:14:03Shit.
00:14:04Oh shit.
00:14:10Becca?
00:14:17Becca?
00:14:27If you're waiting to do that, jump out on me thing, then let's just get it over with.
00:14:31What are you doing?
00:14:36Nothing. I just didn't get to do my honey and poem thing.
00:14:41You can do it now if you want.
00:14:43No, it wouldn't be the same.
00:14:45Okay. I'm just running a bath. It's a bit cold. Can you be a man and put the fire on?
00:14:51Okay.
00:15:01I don't want to drink.
00:15:04Try to cook.
00:15:06Do you want me to drink?
00:15:10I don't want to drink.
00:15:13I don't want to drink either.
00:15:16A lot of tea that will do it.
00:15:19No, I don't want to drink this stuff.
00:15:21No, it's a lot of tea.
00:15:23I love you, too.
00:15:25Do you want to drink?
00:15:26Love is never having to say sorry
00:15:56Yeah you're right that one is stupid
00:16:00Love is
00:16:05Putting up with your big hairy feet
00:16:10Love is compromise
00:16:15Don't you mean sacrifice?
00:16:22Love is never having to ask for a blowjob
00:16:25Okay
00:16:34Then don't ask for one
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00:19:14Alva
00:19:15No
00:19:17Wrong
00:19:17Wrong number
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00:19:39Guess who
00:19:40Guess who?
00:19:42Um
00:19:43I'm
00:19:43Gillian Anderson
00:19:44And you've come to confess your undying love for me
00:19:47Scully
00:19:48Yeah
00:19:49Really?
00:19:51It's the red hair
00:19:54Huh
00:19:55More wine?
00:19:59We have more wine?
00:20:00Well the kitchen have more wine so now we have more wine
00:20:03Oh
00:20:04Well then it would be rude not to
00:20:06Okay
00:20:07Cheers
00:20:22Cheers
00:20:34You hear that?
00:20:36What?
00:20:37Exactly
00:20:39Nothing needs to be said
00:20:41We know each other inside and out
00:20:44I think we might still have a few surprises for each other
00:20:48I wish we could stay like this forever
00:21:00Oh forever's a long time
00:21:02I think that's kind of the point
00:21:05It's just the door
00:21:18It's just the door
00:21:30Wasn't it closed it properly?
00:21:44You okay?
00:21:54Sure.
00:21:56Well, that means no.
00:22:00No, it's...
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:10I just...
00:22:12I'm just afraid that everything's gonna catch up with us.
00:22:19I mean...
00:22:21Nothing stays perfect forever, right?
00:22:25Hey.
00:22:27You made the right call.
00:22:30We needed to get away.
00:22:33Just hit the road.
00:22:36See where it takes us.
00:22:40Dance?
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:47Okay.
00:22:49No, no, they can't take that away from me.
00:22:58The way your smile just seems.
00:23:02The way you sing on key.
00:23:08The way you haunt my dreams.
00:23:11No, no, they can't take that away from me.
00:23:17We may never, never meet again on the bumpy road to love.
00:23:21Never, never, never meet again on the bumpy road to love.
00:23:31Still, I'll always, always keep the memory of...
00:23:38The way you hold your night.
00:23:43The way we dance till three.
00:23:48The way you change my life.
00:23:53The way...
00:24:07All right.
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00:26:35All right.
00:26:36We'll find him tomorrow.
00:26:37I promise.
00:26:38Let's just get to bed for now.
00:26:39I don't know.
00:27:09Get on your knees, get on your knees. Stay there. It's my turn.
00:27:36Hands behind your back.
00:27:38Why?
00:27:40Put your hands behind your back.
00:27:43What was that?
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:53Oh!
00:27:54Oh!
00:27:55Oh!
00:27:56Oh!
00:27:57Oh!
00:27:58Oh!
00:27:59Oh!
00:28:00Oh!
00:28:01Oh!
00:28:02Oh!
00:28:03Oh!
00:28:04Whoa, what was that?
00:28:06Oh!
00:28:07Oh!
00:28:08Oh!
00:28:09Oh!
00:28:10Oh!
00:28:11Oh!
00:28:12It's just a TV.
00:28:13Oh yeah!
00:28:14Who's going to be turning the TV on, clever dick?
00:28:16Forget about the TV and I'll show you how clever it can be.
00:28:19No!
00:28:20I'll go and check it out then, shall I?
00:28:25Get me out then, shall I?
00:28:29What, so you're just going to leave me like this?
00:28:31Give me a second.
00:28:37Michael?
00:28:42Michael!
00:28:52Michael!
00:28:55Michael!
00:29:01Fuck!
00:29:03Michael!
00:29:10Michael.
00:29:12Michael, wake up right now.
00:29:15Michael, there's someone in the house.
00:29:21Michael.
00:29:22What the fuck?
00:29:23What the fuck?
00:29:24Untie me.
00:29:25I'm bleeding.
00:29:26Untie me now, bleed later.
00:29:28How about a bit of sympathy for my head?
00:29:29How about you take me seriously?
00:29:30I want to get out of here now.
00:29:31How about you take me seriously?
00:29:32I want to get out of here now.
00:29:33And go where, Becca?
00:29:34And go where, Becca?
00:29:35Anywhere, anywhere but here?
00:29:36Anywhere, anywhere but here.
00:29:37Well, just listen to yourself.
00:29:38Now you got all stressed and you're just getting a bit paranoid.
00:29:40No, don't patronise me, Michael.
00:29:41No, don't patronise me, Michael.
00:29:42Fine.
00:29:43I'll check it out.
00:29:44Wait, on your own.
00:29:45You just said you thought someone was here.
00:29:46You just said you thought someone was here.
00:29:47I can't untie me.
00:29:48I can't untie me.
00:29:49There's someone in the house.
00:29:50What are you talking about?
00:29:51I know.
00:29:52They're coming up the stairs.
00:29:53It's just the telly.
00:29:54How about a bit of sympathy for my head?
00:29:55No, how about you take me seriously?
00:29:56I want to get out of here now.
00:29:58And go where, Becca?
00:29:59Anywhere.
00:30:00Anywhere but here.
00:30:01Well, just listen to yourself.
00:30:03Now you got all stressed and you're just getting a bit paranoid.
00:30:06No, don't patronise me, Michael.
00:30:07Fine.
00:30:08I'll check it out.
00:30:09Wait, on your own?
00:30:10You just said you thought someone was here.
00:30:11No, no.
00:30:12Yeah, I did.
00:30:13So I'm going to go and have a look.
00:30:14Wait, wait.
00:30:15No, wait.
00:30:16It's fine.
00:30:17I'll be right back.
00:30:18It's like a picture out of a history book.
00:30:19I feel as though I were in the 70s.
00:30:21Michael?
00:30:22No, no, no, no.
00:30:23I can't see you though.
00:30:24It's not the same.
00:30:25I can't see you though.
00:30:26It's not the same.
00:30:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:30:29It's fine.
00:30:31It's like a picture out of a history book.
00:30:34I feel as though I were in the 70s.
00:30:37Michael!
00:30:43I took my toe.
00:30:46Oh, idiot!
00:30:51What do you say? It gets so well down.
00:30:55Straight on?
00:30:57Yes, follow the road around.
00:30:59There's no one here.
00:31:03I told you the remote must have just fell.
00:31:21I'm sure we've heard someone though.
00:31:45No, it's just a tally.
00:31:49Tally.
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00:33:25Michael?
00:33:32Michael, what are you doing?
00:33:34Nothing.
00:33:36What's going on?
00:33:38What's taking so long?
00:33:39Nothing.
00:33:40I just got to bed.
00:33:41I know when you're lying.
00:33:43I'm not lying.
00:33:44Everything's fine, honestly.
00:33:49Well done.
00:33:49You're lucky I'm scared.
00:33:56Otherwise you'll be sleeping on your own tonight.
00:34:00Let's just get some sleep, okay?
00:34:19Let's just get some sleep.
00:34:49Let's just get some sleep.
00:35:19Let's just get some sleep.
00:35:26No, I'm still annoyed with you.
00:35:52You've left a tap running.
00:35:56I'll do it then.
00:36:08Michael!
00:36:10Michael!
00:36:12No!
00:36:14No!
00:36:16Michael!
00:36:18Michael!
00:36:20Michael!
00:36:22Michael!
00:36:24Michael!
00:36:26Michael!
00:36:28Michael!
00:36:30Michael!
00:36:32Michael!
00:36:34Michael!
00:36:36Oh, my God.
00:37:06Oh, my God.
00:37:36Oh, my God.
00:38:06Where the fuck are you?
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:39:06Oh, my God.
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00:40:06Oh, my God.
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