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00:00:30Aiden Tucker.
00:00:44Yes, sir.
00:00:45I just left.
00:00:47Nope, haven't even made it back to the hotel yet.
00:00:49Just pulled in the parking lot.
00:00:53Wait, what?
00:00:55You're telling me they already placed an order?
00:00:58Just now, when I just left the meeting.
00:01:00Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:01:04Hey, you know what?
00:01:05My flight doesn't leave out until noon tomorrow.
00:01:07I think I'm going to go back by there and thank them.
00:01:09As a matter of fact, I'm going to get them to bump up that order.
00:01:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:01:14Don't worry.
00:01:15It'll be fine.
00:01:17All right.
00:01:17I'll see you tomorrow.
00:01:19All right.
00:01:19Hey, Daddy.
00:01:31You want a date?
00:01:46No, thanks.
00:01:50Whole motherfucker probably can't even get it up.
00:01:53Probably a faggot.
00:01:54Howdy, dude.
00:01:55Are you looking motherfucker?
00:01:56I ain't got no money in here.
00:01:57That's why I'm so sorry.
00:01:58Are you looking for something?
00:02:10What you got?
00:02:13What kind of shit you looking for, man?
00:02:16You got X?
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:18What the hell are you looking at?
00:02:31Your foot.
00:02:32Something wrong with my foot, motherfucker?
00:02:35Yeah.
00:02:37Just got to hold my neck.
00:02:39What the foot?
00:02:40Don't cry.
00:02:49You're not crying.
00:02:50Fuck that shit.
00:02:51I'm out.
00:02:53Listen to me.
00:02:54By the way I see it, you got two choices.
00:03:00You get that look there within an hour or so, you'll be fine.
00:03:04But if you decide to come after me, you won't make it two blocks before you bleed out.
00:03:10Not if you understand me.
00:03:13Everything's going to be all right, bro.
00:03:15All right?
00:03:27You don't need this.
00:03:28You don't need this.
00:03:36What the fuck?
00:03:52Hi, baby.
00:03:53Hey.
00:03:54What's good?
00:03:55How you doing?
00:03:56You tired?
00:03:57No.
00:03:58Not really.
00:03:59I'm all right.
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:03You sure?
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:20What's this?
00:04:23They raised the rent again.
00:04:26How much?
00:04:2780 bucks a month.
00:04:37Okay, then.
00:04:39Okay.
00:04:40This is not okay.
00:04:41I'm so sick of this gentrification shit.
00:04:44They're trying to push us out.
00:04:48You get that right?
00:04:48Keisha, haven't you seen that they're making the neighborhood safer?
00:04:52Don't you want a nicer, cleaner neighborhood you can walk to class without worrying about
00:04:57getting mugged?
00:04:58Not if that means that you have to be gone.
00:04:59Not if it means that they get to push out the black and brown people so some crusty ass old white guy can buy a new Cadillac.
00:05:06Rich old white man, don't buy Cadillacs.
00:05:08They buy Mercedes S class.
00:05:10Fuck you, you know what I mean.
00:05:12Babe, what do you want me to do about it?
00:05:17Buy me a house.
00:05:18And then how would you get to class if we moved?
00:05:22With the car you'll buy me?
00:05:24Duh.
00:05:25Oh, so I'm buying a new house and a new car.
00:05:28Is there anything else on that list?
00:05:30Because hey, the other day I was taking a shit.
00:05:32$100 bill was just flying out of my ass, you should have seen it.
00:05:36Baby, you don't tell me jack shit about the money, so what do I know?
00:05:42Except that it's time for me to get my nails done again.
00:05:47Don't worry.
00:05:49Please, I've done what you asked.
00:05:52Take me now.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:54Baby, how about this?
00:05:56How about you get the ice cream and we'll watch a movie?
00:06:01I'll massage your shoulders.
00:06:04I like that.
00:06:08I don't know if you're going to be rubbing on me while you're watching a movie.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:31Don't celebrate the party!
00:06:32Fucker!
00:06:33I got it!
00:06:34I got it!
00:06:35Awww!
00:06:36Dang!
00:06:37I like sending in the dark.
00:07:07I am serious Aiden. I want to move.
00:07:12Something happened.
00:07:24A man was killed in front of me today.
00:07:30How?
00:07:31When did this happen?
00:07:40I don't know.
00:07:43About an hour ago, I was walking home from class.
00:07:51It just happened right outside the liquor store on 3rd.
00:07:58So, how did it happen?
00:08:02I don't know.
00:08:04Just...
00:08:06Ran out of the liquor store and...
00:08:09I think he was trying to rob the place and...
00:08:12He dropped a gun and he dropped money and...
00:08:16This white guy came out, I think he was the store owner and...
00:08:21Just...
00:08:22Blew him away right in front of me.
00:08:31I'm sorry you had to see that.
00:08:32I didn't see that.
00:08:44That's it?
00:08:49Did I mention that he was black?
00:08:50He was black.
00:08:52What does that have to do with anything?
00:08:54Fuck me.
00:08:58I tell you a black man was murdered in front of me and that's all you have to say?
00:09:02Well, it doesn't sound like it was murder from what you're telling me.
00:09:07It sounds like there was a business owner who was getting robbed.
00:09:12A guy comes in with a gun threatening to kill him.
00:09:16Take his money.
00:09:17Sounds like he was defending himself.
00:09:20And his property.
00:09:22Maybe even his family.
00:09:24What the fuck, Aiden?
00:09:28You know, you're a real piece of work.
00:09:31The military must have done something to your head on your serving all those years.
00:09:35I don't know.
00:09:41Well, that's true.
00:09:43But what does that have to do with this?
00:09:53Fuck.
00:09:55I'm sorry you had to go through that.
00:10:00Why don't we stay in tonight and order a pizza and we can just chill?
00:10:06I'm really sorry.
00:10:15Hey.
00:10:17I'm serious.
00:10:19I'm sorry.
00:10:35I am sorry.
00:10:38Hello пери Deswegen.
00:10:39No.
00:10:41No, no.
00:10:43It's fine.
00:10:48It's okay.
00:10:49Don't leave out of the Breakthrough Zone.
00:10:53It's okay.
00:10:55No.
00:10:57No time.
00:10:59Stop this job before.
00:11:01You'll stop.
00:11:02Let's go.
00:11:32Let's go.
00:12:02Let's go.
00:12:32Let's go.
00:13:02Let's go.
00:13:32Let's go.
00:14:02Let's go.
00:14:32Let's go.
00:15:02Let's go.
00:15:32Let's go.
00:16:02Let's go.
00:16:32Let's go.
00:17:02Let's go.
00:17:32Let's go.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:19:02Let's go.
00:19:32Let's go.
00:20:02Hey.
00:20:08Hey.
00:20:09Hey.
00:20:10Mr. Weaver hire y'all?
00:20:11Sorry, what?
00:20:12Did old man Weaver hire y'all to clean up this house?
00:20:15I don't know.
00:20:16I don't know.
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I don't know who that is.
00:20:22I don't know who that is, but no.
00:20:25I don't know who that is, but no.
00:20:27Well, what are y'all doing?
00:20:28Moving in.
00:20:29Yeah?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:44What happened to old man Weaver?
00:20:45Look, I don't know.
00:20:46Look, I don't know any Weaver, but we bought this place from a realty company.
00:20:47God damn it.
00:20:48God, thank you.
00:20:49There's something I can-
00:20:50What the fuck was that?
00:20:54You already know.
00:20:55Man, I may have to get me some of that.
00:21:01What the hell are you talking about?
00:21:02You know, I'm not so sure there's going to be a thing worth taking back there.
00:21:03Shit, man, did you see the titties on that bitch?
00:21:16Me like it.
00:21:17You know, I'm not so sure there's going to be anything worth taking back there.
00:21:22Shit man, did you see the titties on that bitch?
00:21:26Me like it.
00:21:30You mean to tell me you'd fuck a nigger?
00:21:34God damn, son.
00:21:37Hell yeah, man. Shit.
00:21:39Might be the best pussy you ever had.
00:21:42It's all pink on the inside.
00:21:45Well, so is the palm of your right hand, too.
00:21:50But damn, Chuck.
00:21:53You know, that shit sure was carrying a lot of pockets
00:21:57you see back there.
00:22:00Uh-huh.
00:22:02No, no, that's fine.
00:22:03Just, uh, let's get this wrapped up by the end of the week, yeah?
00:22:06And, uh, well, give me a call when it's done.
00:22:10We'll have, uh, a little confirmation at the end of the week.
00:22:15Thanks, Phil.
00:22:16Bye.
00:22:19What's up, Jake?
00:22:23I'm not exactly sure.
00:22:25Honestly, Marcus, I was hesitant to even bring this to you.
00:22:30I mean, it could be a coincidence. Maybe my imagination...
00:22:34I don't believe in coincidence, so, uh, details matter either way. Spill it.
00:22:37Well, it seems like we're having a higher-than-usual amount of losses in the, uh, south-central areas.
00:22:42Losses? Such as increase in expenses or a drop in sales or what exactly?
00:22:49No, sir. And that's the thing. Dealer robberies.
00:22:55Dealer robberies. Who'd be stupid enough to target us?
00:22:59I don't think they are. Um, there's rumblings that other organizations are dealing with it, too.
00:23:05How much?
00:23:06It's not necessarily the amount. I mean, that's really nothing.
00:23:09It's like 80 grand in the past five to six months.
00:23:14So what, then?
00:23:16Just that it keeps happening in the same few cities over and over again.
00:23:20Dallas, Fort Smith, Kansas City.
00:23:23Alright. I'll put five grand on it for any legit info.
00:23:28Let's see if this thing is a thing.
00:23:31Alright. I'm on it, boss.
00:23:36You need another drink?
00:23:38I'm good.
00:23:44Oh, oh, God. Sorry. It's okay.
00:23:46Almost got you there.
00:23:47It looks like you've got your hands full.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50Um...
00:23:54I'm out.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:59Okay.
00:24:00Keisha.
00:24:01Hey, I don't...
00:24:02I'm surprised you have a cigarette on ya.
00:24:04No, I quit a while back.
00:24:06Yeah, I'm trying, but...
00:24:08I wind up bumming smokes all day anyway.
00:24:12Wow.
00:24:13I'll let you get to class.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:17Maybe I'll see you around.
00:24:19I hope so.
00:24:20You know.
00:24:21I hope so.
00:24:22You know.
00:24:23I hope so.
00:24:24You know.
00:24:25You know.
00:24:26You know.
00:24:27Awesome.
00:24:28I'm not sure.
00:24:29I'm not sure.
00:24:30I'm sorry.
00:24:31I'm sorry.
00:24:32I want to go.
00:24:33I'm not sure.
00:24:35I'm not sure.
00:24:36You know.
00:24:38I'm sorry.
00:24:39Oh.
00:24:40I have to go.
00:24:41I hope so.
00:24:42I hope so.
00:24:43I'm not sure.
00:24:44I hope so.
00:24:45I'm sorry.
00:25:46I'm home.
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00:26:40What the fuck is up with these guns?
00:26:41You know I hate fucking guns in my house.
00:26:42I can't buy a car right now.
00:26:44A hundred fucking brand, Aidan.
00:26:48You better explain this shit.
00:26:49I will if you'll let me.
00:26:51Okay.
00:26:52Go on.
00:26:54I cannot buy a house and a car in the same month, especially paying cash.
00:26:58It draws too much attention.
00:26:59That's why I took out as big of a mortgage as I could get in this house.
00:27:06Are you a drug dealer?
00:27:08Did you buy my house with drug money?
00:27:11Now that's two different questions.
00:27:13Boy, I ain't playing with you.
00:27:17No, I'm not a drug dealer.
00:27:18In fact, I would say I'm an anti-drug dealer.
00:27:23Man, I don't even know what that means.
00:27:26Okay, but if you're not a drug dealer,
00:27:28why are there guns in my house?
00:27:32Alright, look.
00:27:34I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:27:35That's the first sign of bullshit right there.
00:27:38Look, babe.
00:27:42Sales job, there's a lot of pressure.
00:27:45I got a big territory.
00:27:46There's a lot of expectations.
00:27:48Why do you think they keep sending me out on the road all the time?
00:27:51When I first started this, between paychecks,
00:27:53it was getting real tight.
00:27:55Money.
00:27:56We didn't have any.
00:27:57So, I'm in Galveston.
00:27:59On one of the sales trips.
00:28:00Walk to the store.
00:28:02See this drug dealer in an alleyway on Main.
00:28:05Well, I know where this is going.
00:28:06Listen, this dude had no situational awareness.
00:28:10No perimeter security.
00:28:12He had his gun flipped the wrong way in his waistband.
00:28:15Had his hands in his pockets.
00:28:16Just totally unprepared.
00:28:18So, you know what?
00:28:18I was like, if this motherfucker gets robbed,
00:28:20he deserves it.
00:28:21So, that's exactly what I did.
00:28:24I walked up to him, knocked him the fuck out,
00:28:26took his money, took his guns,
00:28:29and I went to McDonald's, got something to eat,
00:28:30didn't think twice about it.
00:28:32So, what happened to the dope?
00:28:34I don't touch the dope.
00:28:35I don't want to drive with it and get caught.
00:28:38I'm not going to try and get it through the airport
00:28:40because of the dogs.
00:28:41So, take the money,
00:28:43stash the guns,
00:28:44and some cheap storage units in a few cities.
00:28:46Sometimes I just dump them in the sewer.
00:28:48Except the ones that you leave in our house
00:28:51in a car or a box somewhere.
00:28:53Bet you probably got some MAGA hats around here somewhere.
00:28:55Look,
00:28:58you can't just go around killing people
00:29:01because you don't like what they do.
00:29:04Hey, I haven't killed anybody.
00:29:07And all I'm doing is taking stuff from them
00:29:09that's not theirs to begin with.
00:29:11And you know what?
00:29:11I didn't see you complaining when I got this house.
00:29:14I would never be able to pay for your hair and your nails
00:29:16every week or your tuition
00:29:18if I didn't have this on the side.
00:29:19I am not your sugar baby anymore.
00:29:21I am your wife, and that matters.
00:29:23What am I supposed to do
00:29:25if something were to happen to you
00:29:26and you didn't see them coming?
00:29:27What are we going to...
00:29:28How are we going to get by if you're gone?
00:29:31That's not going to...
00:29:33We?
00:29:35Yes, Aiden.
00:29:37You...
00:29:37You said we.
00:29:40Whoa.
00:29:45We?
00:29:48Idiot.
00:29:49Are you sure?
00:29:53What, that's not a legit question?
00:29:57Yes, I'm sure.
00:29:59What, this is fucking exciting.
00:30:00What?
00:30:01Why are you not excited?
00:30:02This is great.
00:30:03It would be great
00:30:04if my husband doesn't get his face blown off.
00:30:07Well, is it a boy or a girl?
00:30:09How would I know?
00:30:10I've only been in the baby baking business for a month.
00:30:12Okay, we got to start setting money back.
00:30:14We got to pay for school clothes and shoes,
00:30:18variety lessons, piano lessons.
00:30:19We got to make sure we got enough money
00:30:21to pay for the...
00:30:22So that we can pay what the tuition scholarship doesn't pay.
00:30:26How about let her find her way out of the womb first?
00:30:30And do you find another way
00:30:31to bring money in for all this?
00:30:33Because you're not bringing any more guns in my house
00:30:36with my baby around.
00:30:38Oh, it's your house now?
00:30:40Yes, it will be
00:30:41if I find any more guns in my house with my baby.
00:30:45You better ask Judge Judy.
00:30:47Now, why you got to be like that?
00:30:48I'm just trying to look out for what's best for my baby.
00:30:51Now, are you in or are you out?
00:30:53In, of course.
00:30:56Man, I would have made you mean already.
00:30:58And I will knock you the fuck out.
00:31:00Okay, I will have all of the guns out of the house
00:31:05by the time he's born.
00:31:07I promise.
00:31:08Why do you keep saying he?
00:31:09You don't know shit.
00:31:10No, I got a feeling.
00:31:12God knows that I cannot handle
00:31:14more than one of you in this house,
00:31:16so he wouldn't do me like that.
00:31:18God is a woman with a thick butt and a left hood
00:31:21that will straighten your ass out.
00:31:27Okay, sweetheart.
00:31:28Whatever you say, you're the model.
00:31:32Now you're getting it.
00:31:39We have a point.
00:31:58Hey, Keisha.
00:32:00What you doing?
00:32:01Hey, Al.
00:32:02I'm just checking on some emails.
00:32:05You know, I had a few minutes before class
00:32:08and I just thought I'd do that and chill for a bit.
00:32:10Oh, yeah?
00:32:10Yeah, we just bought a new house
00:32:12and it's been crazy moving.
00:32:14It's a lot.
00:32:15When you say we, who's we?
00:32:19Me and my husband.
00:32:20Oh.
00:32:21I was thinking maybe we could get a quick coffee
00:32:24at Beacon's, hang out a bit.
00:32:29I have class in like nine minutes.
00:32:33But, you know, it gets out in like two hours
00:32:36and I don't have to rush home for anything.
00:32:39Nice.
00:32:40I'll go home and change and we can meet here.
00:32:42We can walk over there.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:44Sounds good.
00:32:45Yeah, see you soon.
00:32:47Okay, see you then.
00:32:47What'd you get?
00:33:00White Canadian.
00:33:01Oh.
00:33:03This sounds so good.
00:33:06Why don't you try it?
00:33:11Oh, my God.
00:33:14That's amazing.
00:33:15What did you get?
00:33:15It's black coffee.
00:33:19I'm trying to cut back on my sweets.
00:33:21You know, not everything sweet is bad for you.
00:33:27Sometimes a little diversion can make life worth living.
00:33:33I'm trying to stick to my diet.
00:33:35Don't you love free will, though?
00:33:37Making your own choices about your own life.
00:33:41That's what makes life worth living, I think.
00:33:43I'm trying to prepare for the long term, and that includes making choices for that.
00:33:58I understand.
00:34:00You can stay on a steady diet and occasionally try something new.
00:34:06Maybe something you've never tried before.
00:34:16I don't know if I'm ready for that, Al.
00:34:18Keisha, I'm not talking about our drinks anymore.
00:34:24I'm aware.
00:34:25Don't you think I'm aware?
00:34:27Would I know what you're thinking?
00:34:28How would I?
00:34:31We don't really know each other.
00:34:34And that's what this is about, isn't it?
00:34:36At least a little...
00:34:40You know what I think?
00:34:45I think I better go before it gets too dark.
00:34:53And I still have to call my Uber.
00:34:55I'll give you a ride.
00:34:59I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:35:01I'll behave.
00:35:03If you will.
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:09But hands on the wheel.
00:35:10Do you...
00:35:25Do you want to come inside?
00:35:29No, I don't think so.
00:35:32Why not?
00:35:36I mean, Aiden's in there, and maybe you two can meet.
00:35:41And why?
00:35:42I just...
00:35:43I thought maybe the two of you could be friends.
00:35:47Yeah, I...
00:35:48I think I have enough friends.
00:35:53I'll see you in a couple of days.
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:55Yeah.
00:36:10What can I get for you?
00:36:28Hi.
00:36:29Can I get a coffee?
00:36:30Black, please?
00:36:32Back in a second.
00:36:33There you go.
00:36:43One coffee black.
00:36:46Can't get you anything else?
00:36:47No.
00:36:48Well, actually, um...
00:36:50Is there any way that I could possibly fill out an application?
00:36:55No, sorry.
00:36:57You sure?
00:36:58Pretty sure.
00:36:59I am the owner.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:01I mean, it just...
00:37:02It took a while for you to come out, and...
00:37:05I just thought maybe I could help up front, and while you deal with whatever you're doing
00:37:10in the back, and...
00:37:10Hon.
00:37:11I am well aware that I've got plenty of other things to be doing than running the register
00:37:16and making drinks.
00:37:18Okay?
00:37:18There's no money to hire anybody.
00:37:21Yeah, I'm busy, but...
00:37:24I'm busy trying to pay taxes and fees that have nearly doubled over the last two years.
00:37:28And if that's not bad enough, all my truck drivers are raising their fees.
00:37:32And the bean growers?
00:37:34Raising their fees.
00:37:35I'm at the point now, I'd be making more money on welfare than trying to work 70 hours
00:37:40a week in this place.
00:37:42So when I say there's no point filling out an application, it's because there's no point
00:37:46filling out an application.
00:37:53Look.
00:37:54I unloaded.
00:37:57I shouldn't have said all that.
00:37:58Okay?
00:37:59I just...
00:38:01Enjoy your coffee.
00:38:05Let me know if you need anything else.
00:38:20Per a 20?
00:38:22No.
00:38:25Want a drink?
00:38:29Five?
00:38:31Here.
00:38:47What's this?
00:38:48Take it.
00:38:50It's a cinnamon roll.
00:38:53Does it have nuts?
00:38:54I'm allergic.
00:38:56No, it doesn't have nuts.
00:38:59Alright.
00:38:59You want money?
00:39:02You don't have any money.
00:39:06Take a check.
00:39:07ush...
00:39:08Pardon me.
00:39:23You don't have anything on the phone.
00:39:24What is it?
00:39:24What is it?
00:39:24Two years-
00:39:25A cat, okay?
00:39:25Many times-
00:39:26Two years-
00:39:27...
00:39:28Five-bit-
00:39:31Two years-
00:39:31Two years-
00:39:33One year-
00:39:34Two years-
00:39:35I hear what you're saying, man.
00:40:05Besides, she's probably all stretched out from her old man Big Dick Johnson or whatever
00:40:12the fuck his name is.
00:40:14It'd be like opening the door in the fucking old world.
00:40:18Shit.
00:40:19Hell, man, if she needs nine inches, I just might have to hit it twice.
00:40:23I ain't had no strings in a coon's age.
00:40:26Your old lady can't say that.
00:40:28I already fucking har har.
00:40:30You're a funny motherfucker.
00:40:32Hey, did you see that 69 big block in that penny saver for sale?
00:40:37Hell yeah.
00:40:38That was a 454 rat rod motor.
00:40:41Man, I could kick some serious ass with a car like that.
00:40:45But I'm not so crazy about that second 10 body style though.
00:40:49Nah, any body style's alright, man.
00:40:52Yeah, I think you proved that often.
00:40:55Yeah, fuck.
00:40:57Man, I gotta get my hands on some money though.
00:41:00Hell yeah, me too.
00:41:02Maybe we ought to take that meth deal Morgan was talking about.
00:41:05Man, you know I don't like selling to the fucking niggers.
00:41:10Or the damn specs.
00:41:12If we only sell to the people we like, it's gonna take like six fucking months to move it on.
00:41:17Morgan ain't gonna like that.
00:41:18I don't think I want to piss that old boy off.
00:41:21I think we just need to wait for another cook to get in.
00:41:24You know, they go so much smoother.
00:41:27Yeah, something will turn up.
00:41:29I'm home.
00:41:46Babe.
00:41:48What am I getting a silent treatment?
00:41:53Oh, hi.
00:41:55Sorry, I didn't realize fanfare was required in just a moment.
00:42:01Ladies and gentlemen of the court, my husband's off.
00:42:06Oh, okay.
00:42:07You're being real extra right now.
00:42:09I see you're in a mood.
00:42:10So, I mean, what happened?
00:42:12Why you mad?
00:42:13Where do I start?
00:42:15Um, let's see.
00:42:16I got rejected from a job today.
00:42:18And I offered to buy a homeless man a burger since he was starving.
00:42:24But he didn't care because it wasn't booze.
00:42:27And I used my nail money to buy him that food so I couldn't get my nails done.
00:42:31And then when I was walking home, those two redneck hillbillies were drooling so hard,
00:42:37I thought they were gonna rub one off right there.
00:42:39And to top it all off, my husband doesn't get home until after eight o'clock at night for whatever reason.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45I'm sorry, I was on a sales call west coast up until about 30 minutes ago.
00:42:49It's fine.
00:42:50Okay?
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52Clearly you are not happy.
00:42:55It's fine.
00:42:56Don't worry about it.
00:42:59It's fine.
00:43:00All right.
00:43:04Then why were you above the west coast?
00:43:05It's not in your territory.
00:43:06I know, but I'm covering for Rollo.
00:43:07He's on vacation.
00:43:08The good news is whatever sales I make on his behalf, I get to keep the commission.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:24Let's not fight, all right?
00:43:27Okay.
00:43:29Food smells good.
00:43:36How's the baby?
00:43:39The same that she was 14 hours ago when I saw you last, sitting in my tummy, resting,
00:43:44waiting to make me fat.
00:43:46Okay, look.
00:43:47You tell me you're pregnant.
00:43:48Then you want me to stop my side hustle that I'm doing to make money.
00:43:51Then you tell me you want a car, but you want me to stop working overtime.
00:43:55I mean, what's next?
00:43:56You going to want me to quit traveling and get a desk job?
00:43:59Actually, that's not really a bad idea.
00:44:01What the fuck?
00:44:03Self-filling fucking prophecy.
00:44:06You know what?
00:44:08You're right.
00:44:09It's not fair.
00:44:11I'm just expressing my needs to you.
00:44:14It's my first time being pregnant, and I'm lonely, and I'm scared.
00:44:18I'm scared, and I need money, and I need security, and I want you around all the time, okay?
00:44:24I know it's a lot, and I know something has got to give, okay?
00:44:28I just don't know what, and I don't need you to fix it all right now.
00:44:33I just need you to shut up and listen.
00:44:38Why don't you just say that?
00:44:40I'm going to fucking kick your ass.
00:45:05What's up, Aiden?
00:45:07So is there any way I can spend less time on the road?
00:45:12You want to give up some of your territory?
00:45:15Give it to another sales rep?
00:45:17No, that's not what I mean.
00:45:18I just need to spend more time at home.
00:45:20I'm not understanding what you're saying.
00:45:24Wife's pregnant.
00:45:26I need to spend nights at home, so I figured I could manage my accounts via cell phone or the internet just less in person.
00:45:33Shit.
00:45:34More time at home, Aiden, with a pregnant wife?
00:45:36That's the last thing you want.
00:45:38Tell you what.
00:45:39We're trying to expand our Alaskan territory.
00:45:41Maybe I could arrange a little exploratory trip for you.
00:45:45I appreciate that, but no thank you.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49Well, I'll mull it over over the next couple of weeks, and we can see what we can come up with.
00:45:54But in the meantime, I need you to attend a conference in St. Louis this Thursday.
00:45:59It's a three-day event, but you can have a fourth day on me just to relax.
00:46:04If you know what I mean.
00:46:06That's okay.
00:46:07I won't need an extra day.
00:46:09Well, whatever.
00:46:11I offered.
00:46:12But we'll circle back to your idea when you get back.
00:46:21Okay, then.
00:46:23Good talk.
00:46:24Thanks for stopping by.
00:46:26Hey, babe.
00:46:28Hey, Al.
00:46:29Are you stalking me or something?
00:46:30No.
00:46:31Well, not really.
00:46:32I mean, let's see.
00:46:33What was this?
00:46:34Creeper.
00:46:35Just kidding.
00:46:36Is that your lunch?
00:46:37No.
00:46:38I just found it on this bus stop.
00:46:39You want some?
00:46:40Maybe we had some vodka to wash it down with.
00:46:41Maybe we had some vodka to wash it down with.
00:46:42That would make my business fundamental class.
00:46:43No.
00:46:44No.
00:46:45No.
00:46:46No.
00:46:47That would make my business fundamental class more interesting.
00:46:48Geez.
00:46:49Keisha, don't you ever cook?
00:46:50All the time, actually.
00:46:51I just hate doing it.
00:46:52I just hate doing it.
00:46:53And it's like, I just hate doing it.
00:46:54I just hate doing it.
00:46:55I just hate doing it.
00:46:56It's like, I just hate doing it.
00:46:57It's like, I just hate doing it.
00:46:58I just hate doing it.
00:46:59Oh, well, not really.
00:47:00I mean, let's see.
00:47:01What was this?
00:47:02Creeper.
00:47:03Just kidding.
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:05I don't know.
00:47:06I just found it on this bus stop.
00:47:07You want some?
00:47:08Maybe we had some vodka to wash it down with.
00:47:09That would make my business fundamental class more interesting.
00:47:14Geez.
00:47:15Keisha, don't you ever cook?
00:47:18All the time, actually.
00:47:19I just hate doing it.
00:47:21It's like, I just finished doing the dishes from dinner, and then whoops, it's breakfast
00:47:25time, and I gotta cook again.
00:47:27I make a killer chicken casserole.
00:47:29Shh.
00:47:30Okay.
00:47:31I'm saying, I enjoy making it.
00:47:36Christ almighty.
00:47:38Keisha, I'm inviting you over for a home-cooked meal.
00:47:42Oh.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh.
00:47:45Um.
00:47:46That's very sweet of you.
00:47:48Thanks.
00:47:49Tonight?
00:47:50No, I can't tonight.
00:47:52But I'll let you know when.
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55Sure.
00:47:56No, seriously.
00:47:57I'll let you know.
00:47:58Okay then.
00:47:59Um.
00:48:00I'm gonna go to class.
00:48:02Enjoy your...
00:48:04lunch.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:07Mm-hmm.
00:48:15Jake, what's up?
00:48:16A few things, boss.
00:48:17Uh, we're up about 10% in the Fort Smith market, where we introduced the blue.
00:48:21And we're also getting a foothold in the, uh, Kansas City area, but it's not going much
00:48:25yet.
00:48:26Okay, good.
00:48:27What else?
00:48:28About the guy that has been rolling our street members.
00:48:31Down in the...
00:48:32The fucking guy is still out there?
00:48:34Why hasn't someone swatted his ass already?
00:48:37I mean.
00:48:38Yeah, he hit two more of our guys this month.
00:48:40Down in Baton Rouge for about three grand, and then back in Dallas again for just under
00:48:44six grand.
00:48:45Oh, come on already.
00:48:46What the fuck?
00:48:47But we may have some good news.
00:48:48Um, I think we may have a picture of him.
00:48:50A pair of hookers saw the heist go down in Austin.
00:48:52They were taking a selfie and he walked right by.
00:48:54They ignored him, walked right up to our dude, shot him right in the foot.
00:48:59They described it to a T.
00:49:01I mean, they could just be trying to collect a reward, you know, for some info.
00:49:04I suppose.
00:49:05But they are in our network, so they know what happens if we catch him lying.
00:49:13Verify the pic.
00:49:14Make sure it's not fucking blurry.
00:49:16Date, time, all that shit.
00:49:18And pay him.
00:49:19Get rid of this fucking guy already.
00:49:21But we don't know where he is yet.
00:49:24But that's not hard.
00:49:25You said he hit Dallas.
00:49:26He hit Austin.
00:49:28Kansas City, Baton Rouge, and Little Rock.
00:49:32What about Wichita?
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36Once.
00:49:37Okay.
00:49:39Tulsa?
00:49:40Oklahoma City?
00:49:42Not yet.
00:49:44Well, start your search there.
00:49:45That's where the fucker lives.
00:49:47He's hitting everywhere in a day he drives from there.
00:49:50Okay.
00:49:51So once I verify the pic, I send it out.
00:49:53I get it to our people and whatnot and our network.
00:49:55But what are you going to do about the reward?
00:49:5920 grand, but no bullshit.
00:50:01I swear every swinging dick wants these fucking rewards.
00:50:03And I'll tell you what, I want verified fucking proof.
00:50:05I want this motherfucker's face on the cover of the goddamn newspaper.
00:50:09Or better yet, I want his fucking head in a box at my front porch of my house.
00:50:13And if anyone else is involved, they're in it for free.
00:50:16I'm on it.
00:50:17Motherfucker.
00:50:18Hey, Wallace.
00:50:19It's Jake.
00:50:20All right, babe.
00:50:21What you hungry for?
00:50:22Anything.
00:50:23I'm starving.
00:50:24What about Rockies?
00:50:25I'm not in the mood for Rockies.
00:50:26Tacos?
00:50:27I had tacos for lunch.
00:50:28How you feel about seafood?
00:50:29Anyway, FYI, I talked to the boss today.
00:50:44He's agreed to start cutting back on my travel.
00:50:47So as soon as I get back next week, he's going to start trimming it back.
00:50:50Oh, that's good.
00:50:52Wait.
00:50:53Where are you going?
00:50:54Conference, St. Louis.
00:50:56But it's only for three days.
00:50:57What the fuck, Aiden?
00:50:59You were supposed to go in there
00:51:00and request less days on the road.
00:51:02How do you come back out
00:51:03with a three day trip to St. Louis?
00:51:05How does that work?
00:51:06Look, it's my boss.
00:51:07He said he's on it.
00:51:08It's fine.
00:51:09Yeah, next you'll be in Alaska.
00:51:11Watch.
00:51:15What about Charbroiler?
00:51:20Maybe Charleston's.
00:51:21Yeah, maybe.
00:51:29I don't even know what they were talking about back there.
00:51:54I know.
00:51:55Hey, what time is it?
00:51:58It is 2.40.
00:52:00Is that your husband?
00:52:01No.
00:52:02I'm joking.
00:52:04I mean, I honestly don't even know what he looks like anymore
00:52:05because I haven't seen him in so long.
00:52:08I'm still joking.
00:52:10You must have a huge dick.
00:52:11What the fuck, Al?
00:52:13I'm just saying, man.
00:52:15There must be something great about him
00:52:17the hold he has over you.
00:52:19I mean, I did marry him.
00:52:21OK, so no reason to sit at home alone tonight, right?
00:52:25I'll pick you up at 6, make you dinner,
00:52:27and keep you company.
00:52:30Yeah.
00:52:31Well, what's that?
00:52:34It's my address.
00:52:35Oh, I remember where you live.
00:52:37Hey, you recognize this motherfucker here?
00:52:40That looks like the old bull that's fucking my next ex-cat.
00:52:44That looks like about 15,000 bucks to me.
00:52:46What the fuck are you talking about?
00:52:47That's what Morgan's offering to take him out.
00:52:49No shit.
00:52:50Shit, I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.
00:52:53That sure as hell is him.
00:52:54What's he holding you reckon?
00:52:55Ah, he didn't say.
00:52:56Well, it might be, uh, might be nothing.
00:52:59Might be something big.
00:53:00Might be something he did in the past.
00:53:02You never can tell with those fucking scoops.
00:53:04Shit, 15 grand, man.
00:53:05That's real money.
00:53:06That's what Morgan's offering to take him out.
00:53:08No shit.
00:53:09Shit, I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.
00:53:11That sure as hell is him.
00:53:12What's he holding you reckon?
00:53:14Ah, he didn't say.
00:53:15You know, it might be, uh, might be nothing.
00:53:19Might be something big.
00:53:21Might be something he did in the past.
00:53:25You never can tell with those fucking scoops.
00:53:28Shit, 15 grand, man.
00:53:30That's real money.
00:53:31That's eight grand each.
00:53:33That's whatever's in the fucking house.
00:53:34I wouldn't expect too much in that house.
00:53:36Except maybe his old lady.
00:53:40You know, we better not fuck around it.
00:53:45Somebody else will get in there first.
00:53:47Come on out, your favorite?
00:53:50Yep.
00:53:51Ta-da.
00:53:52Wow.
00:53:53So this is the living room.
00:54:07This is so cute.
00:54:10Did you?
00:54:11It smells good in here.
00:54:12Did you already start?
00:54:13Yeah.
00:54:14Done in about 30 minutes.
00:54:17Oh my god, in the kitchen.
00:54:20You know, you never did tell me what you do besides school.
00:54:24I work from home.
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:28What is this?
00:54:41I do webcam sessions, Keisha.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:46Oh.
00:54:47Okay.
00:54:48I mean, I'm not...
00:54:48No, I get it.
00:54:52Look.
00:54:53I make a hundred bucks an hour.
00:54:55I make a hundred bucks an hour.
00:54:58I don't run the business or collect the money.
00:55:00There are some guys that do that.
00:55:01I do.
00:55:01I do.
00:55:02I just log in and at the end of the week, I get a check for all the hours I worked.
00:55:06I do.
00:55:07And you don't split it with anything.
00:55:11Seriously?
00:55:12All solo shows.
00:55:14So let me get this straight.
00:55:16You get paid a hundred bucks an hour.
00:55:20Just a jerk off?
00:55:21Just a jerk off?
00:55:23Mm-hmm.
00:55:24Seriously?
00:55:25If you're interested, I can introduce you to Morgan.
00:55:27The guy who runs it.
00:55:29Mmm.
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:32I...
00:55:33It's not really my thing.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36No.
00:55:37I get it.
00:55:38But, if you're ever interested, anyways, I'd guide you through it if you ever wanted
00:55:45to.
00:55:46I'm sure you would, Al.
00:55:49Allison.
00:55:50It's short for Allison.
00:55:54Allison.
00:55:57Anyways, um, there's the bathroom if you ever need it, and the dining room's attached to
00:56:03the kitchen.
00:56:05Allison.
00:56:06And?
00:56:07And?
00:56:08And?
00:56:09Allison.
00:56:12I've never done anything remotely like this.
00:56:26I know.
00:56:28It'll be okay.
00:56:31I promise.
00:56:33Heh, heh.
00:56:35Let's go.
00:57:05Look at these niggas.
00:57:31What you looking at, bitch?
00:57:33I think I know that, nigga.
00:57:39What?
00:57:40That's the nigga Morton got 15 bales on.
00:57:43Bullshit, for real?
00:57:45Nigga, look at the picture.
00:57:47Let's go.
00:57:48What's good, Billy?
00:58:03Looking for some bars.
00:58:05Nah, I ain't got no bars, man.
00:58:06You better get the fuck on.
00:58:07Come on, boy.
00:58:13What the fuck you gonna do?
00:58:21What the fuck you gonna do?
00:58:22Do we got the biggest thing?
00:58:38I think we got one.
00:58:41The semi-quip plan.
00:58:42What the fuck?
00:59:11So, should we take your class or do you want to go home first?
00:59:15Home?
00:59:16That's probably a good idea.
00:59:18Why's that?
00:59:21Because your dress is on inside out.
00:59:37So, what are you gonna tell your husband?
00:59:40I told you he was out of town for a few days.
00:59:43So, he could do it again tonight?
00:59:48Well, when you do tell him, what are you gonna say?
00:59:54I'm not.
00:59:55Why... why wouldn't you?
00:59:59Allison, you knew what this was before you even started with me. I never led you on.
01:00:06No, no, no, that's... that's not what I'm saying.
01:00:09Well, then what?
01:00:11I don't know.
01:00:12I thought you'd want to keep going.
01:00:15Al...
01:00:17I never wanted to change my marriage, okay?
01:00:21I was just frustrated and lonely.
01:00:24And...
01:00:26Okay, sure, I have like a secret fantasy.
01:00:29But we just bought a house and I'm going to be a mother and those things have to be my priority.
01:00:35I...
01:00:37I just figured things are strong between us.
01:00:42Honey, it was the most intense thing I'd ever felt.
01:00:47And...
01:00:48You were amazing.
01:00:50I just...
01:00:54It's not something that I have as a priority right now.
01:00:57And...
01:00:58I can't say that it's going to happen again.
01:01:01But...
01:01:02You can't say it won't.
01:01:04Fuck me, Al. You're relentless.
01:01:06Anytime.
01:01:32It's not what I thought.
01:01:38But it was nice.
01:02:02I was blond.
01:02:08I was born out of the spirit.
01:02:08I was born out of the spirit.
01:02:09I was born out of the spirit.
01:02:10I don't think of him.
01:02:12I was born out of the spirit.
01:02:14So, let's change my life.
01:02:17Now...
01:02:19Now...
01:02:23Hey mom, it's me, Keisha, Keisha.
01:02:52Keisha, your daughter, mama.
01:02:58I'm fine, he's fine, he's good.
01:03:04Did I tell you we just bought a house?
01:03:08Yeah, it's nice, it's in a good area, um, mm-hmm, you know, just thought about getting
01:03:19more room to grow, yeah, uh, yeah, that's crazy.
01:03:37Did I tell you that Aiden's making more money now?
01:03:40Mm-hmm, yeah, we're trying to save up, um, you know, get a little nest egg going.
01:03:49So, how do you feel about being a grandma?
01:04:02Mom, I'm trying to tell you I'm pregnant.
01:04:05Yeah, yeah.
01:04:06I don't know why it took you that long to take a hint.
01:04:11Mm-hmm.
01:04:14About six weeks?
01:04:19Yeah, um, you know, you know what?
01:04:27I'm not going to class today.
01:04:29As a matter of fact, I think I'm just gonna stay here and rest and take a bit of a nap.
01:04:38Can I call you later tonight?
01:04:42Okay, tomorrow.
01:04:44Fine.
01:04:45Friday.
01:04:46Friday then.
01:04:47Okay.
01:04:48Mm-hmm.
01:04:49Love you too.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:51Bye.
01:05:12Bye.
01:05:13Bye.
01:05:15Bye.
01:05:16Bye.
01:05:18Bye.
01:05:19Bye.
01:05:21Bye.
01:05:22Par's gone.
01:05:23Maybe they went up to the Wal-Mart or some shit.
01:05:25What do you reckon?
01:05:27I figure we go in behind the garage back there.
01:05:30Can't no one see us go in from the back.
01:05:33I figure we can get two, three rooms cleaned out before he gets back.
01:05:38That way is we can skedaddle a whole lot quicker after we finish him off.
01:05:44Fair enough.
01:05:59What the fuck are you doing, Junior?
01:06:02Well, I'm going to park my car, buddy.
01:06:06Here?
01:06:07Well, if I park up by the house, somebody's likely to recognize the truck.
01:06:14Goddamn, you're so ignorant you couldn't pour piss out of a goddamn boot without the directions written on the hill.
01:06:20Okay, wiseass.
01:06:22You don't want to be caught carrying five armloads of fucking stolen shit
01:06:27two blocks down the street in the middle of the night after whacking a fucking nigger. Goddamn, son.
01:06:32Oh, fine. Where the fuck do you want me to park?
01:06:36Well, not here.
01:06:45Just two houses short right between those two houses.
01:06:48That way, each one thinks for visiting the other.
01:06:50One and the other.
01:06:51One and the other.
01:06:52One and the other.
01:06:57One and the other.
01:06:58One a giant.
01:06:59Two houses straight from there.
01:07:00One a giant.
01:07:02One with another.
01:07:04One and the other.
01:07:06One where you shouldn't be Hour Elle görün out and recurring.
01:07:08Stand next to Pat.
01:07:09Jesus fucking Christ, he couldn't find a knife.
01:07:28Sometimes cold steel's better than hot lead.
01:07:31My daddy always said never bring a knife to a gunfight.
01:07:37Hi, my name is Keisha Barnes.
01:07:57I live at 3313 Eastwood Avenue.
01:08:02I think there's a prowler outside my house.
01:08:06Um, I don't think so.
01:08:15Yes.
01:08:20Okay, um, no, I guess not.
01:08:29Thanks.
01:08:35Come on.
01:08:36Come on.
01:08:37Come on.
01:08:38Come on.
01:08:39Come on.
01:08:40Let's go.
01:08:41Come on.
01:08:42Come on.
01:08:43Come on.
01:08:44Come on.
01:08:45Come on.
01:08:46Man, you ain't got shit in here.
01:09:06They're in my house!
01:09:11Yes, I need help now.
01:09:13They're in my house!
01:09:38Ah! What the fuck?
01:09:40That fuckin' cut bitch just tore my hand half off!
01:09:45I'm gonna cut your fuckin' tits off, you whore!
01:09:54Get the fuck out of the butter!
01:09:59It's fuckin' empty!
01:10:00Goddamn! Did you see that?!
01:10:05Junior!
01:10:06Goddamn!
01:10:07Goddamn!
01:10:08Fuckin' slice my tits off, fuckin' bitch!
01:10:20Fuckin' slice my tits off, fuckin' bitch!
01:10:24Fuckin'
01:10:29Fuckin' slice my tits off, fuckin' bitch!
01:10:36Yeah, a few minutes.
01:10:38Jake, what's up?
01:10:39Hey, boss.
01:10:40Hey, uh, Morgan wants to know what you wanna do about the new product and source for us.
01:10:43Tell Morgan he can go fuck himself.
01:10:44He keeps asking me about this shit and I'm gonna send his ass to El Paso.
01:10:48I'll just take this ass out, boss.
01:10:49I'll strike his ass out, boss.
01:10:52Hey, uh, Morgan wants to know what you wanna do about the new product and source for us.
01:10:57Tell Morgan he can go fuck himself.
01:10:58He keeps asking me about this shit and I'm gonna send his ass to El Paso.
01:11:02I gotcha, I'll strike his ass out, boss.
01:11:04Hey, what about that jazz singer last night?
01:11:05I got some. I'll strike his ass out, boss.
01:11:08Hey, what about that jazz singer last night?
01:11:10Can you find her? The brunette?
01:11:13I want to get with that.
01:11:16Oh, yeah.
01:11:35Oh, yeah.
01:12:05Oh, yeah.
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