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00:00I've never known a girl like you before
00:04I'm just rocking a song from days of yore
00:11Here you come a-knockin', knockin' on my door
00:19And I've never met a girl like you before
00:30I've never met a girl like you before
01:00I've never met a girl like you before
01:29I've never met a girl like you before
01:59I've never met a girl like you before
02:29It'll be too soon
02:31Bert, I only have one wish for you
02:33May you die in your sleep
02:36Hey, let me help you
02:43Oh, it's books
02:50One has to pass the time
02:53I've never met a girl like you before
03:01I've never met a girl like you before
03:03I've never met a girl like you before
03:04You're fast?
03:24What, no?
03:26It's good to get a bit of speed up.
03:30So how are you?
03:32Life treating you good.
03:33Oh, you don't.
03:35No, I don't.
03:37It's been ten years.
03:41Where is it you live in?
03:43In the hills.
03:44Ooh.
03:46You didn't fancy going back to dear old Blighty?
03:49Yeah, the fact I haven't lived there since I was 16 and the driving rain, it was a real draw.
03:58What else the doctor said?
04:02Months, not years.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:07Don't be.
04:09It gives me time to think about my epitaph.
04:13Live, laugh, laugh.
04:15Die, cry, hate.
04:16What do you need, Bert?
04:23A bed.
04:25Toilet and a window.
04:27Anything else?
04:30I need you to pull over.
04:34Pull over.
04:35Come on.
04:35Come on.
04:50Okay?
04:51Yeah, yeah.
04:52Regular occurrence.
04:55I'll get some water.
04:55I can almost see the sea.
04:58I can almost see the sea.
05:14I want to go swimming.
05:19Well, I've got a little pool at my place.
05:22Got a pool?
05:24Who allowed to go swimming?
05:26I've got cancer.
05:26I'm not porous.
05:27I can almost see the sea.
05:28Let's go swimming.
05:28Oh, can I do this?
05:29Yes, that is?
05:41Uh, no.
05:47We have to go swimming.
05:47Let's go.
06:17It's a lot of land.
06:47It's not mine.
06:51So whose is the donkey?
06:53The donkey's mine.
06:54So are the chickens?
06:56The boars are wild.
06:57I suppose it helps not to be the only boar around here.
07:00She's still funny.
07:02I suppose we can't all have your wish and remedy, can we?
07:06It's a curse.
07:08Oh, shit.
07:09Is that the pool?
07:11I was hoping to get my lumps in.
07:17Well, I can if you want.
07:19Shit.
07:20I'm going to die of Legionnaire's disease when I've penciled in the big C.
07:24Can I ask?
07:25Tumor on my liver.
07:29Inoperable.
07:31Pills make me nauseous and tired, but they help me live longer.
07:35If I don't take them, I feel weirdly normal, but I could drop dead in weeks, not months,
07:40so I'll catch 22, if you will.
07:47This isn't where I thought you'd be living.
07:49I thought you'd be in a frontline villa in Puente Romano.
07:52Puente Romano.
07:53Puente Romano.
07:54More Benejades.
07:55Yeah, yeah, of course.
07:57Up above it all.
08:13Got you some bits?
08:16What?
08:17Oh, that's a lovely lady bra.
08:24It's all they had.
08:26Then I had to guess the size.
08:28Thanks.
08:29Oh, I've made up your room.
08:32And if there's anything you need, I can get it when you...
08:35What, in my death throes?
08:36You can't say it.
08:38Well, yeah, okay, that.
08:40Look, if things get too spicy, then I'll down a bottle of bourbon, next some pills,
08:45and you can bury me under your goats.
08:47They've made me sign things.
08:49I'm your carer and your guardian.
08:51You can't just go and top yourself.
08:52I'll write a letter, then you knew nothing about it.
08:54Jesus, Sam, lighten up.
08:57Okay.
09:00Ooh, gonna offer a girl a drink.
09:02Of batch five.
09:03Oh, that is clean, that is better than prison hooch.
09:13It's made from tomatoes.
09:15What?
09:16Am I getting this right?
09:17You're living on the side of a mountain in a goat herders hut, making tomato moonshine
09:21to make sure that life isn't too easy?
09:24Yeah, I suppose I am, yeah.
09:26Why?
09:27You're the best con woman I know.
09:29You could be living the high life.
09:31That'd be crass, wouldn't it?
09:32With you in prison?
09:34We should have both gone down for that job.
09:37Well, it was my job, and I fucked it up.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:45Oh!
09:50Come on, we're going out.
09:52Let's not dwell on the past.
09:54Today, we drink to life.
09:56Okay, yeah, let's go out.
09:57Whatever you want.
09:58You want to put some makeup on because you don't want to spook the horses with that face?
10:01Have fun.
10:21What are we celebrating?
10:24My death.
10:27Don't be like that.
10:29You're too good, you're so sad.
10:36Hurry up, mate.
10:48Salut.
10:49To you.
10:50And to us, surely.
10:51This isn't about me.
10:52Okay, to me.
10:59God, no.
11:01It's herbal.
11:02I promise.
11:03What I'll know.
11:04Try it.
11:05No!
11:06It just gives me a little pep in my step.
11:08Don't want me falling asleep mid-conversation, dear.
11:10Where'd you even get it?
11:11The chemist in prison was a mate.
11:13Have you done any job since I was away?
11:18No.
11:19Would you consider a job if it came up?
11:21No.
11:22Our old contacts.
11:24You told them that you're out?
11:25No.
11:26Don't want to bum anyone out with my bad news.
11:28How's your emotions?
11:32You're very zen.
11:35It's been ten years.
11:36People change.
11:37Hm.
11:39So they say.
11:40What's that meant to me?
11:44Just...
11:45Once a con, always a con.
11:47One of the oldest borings in the world.
12:06Barbaric sport.
12:08No, it's the opposite.
12:09It's our attempt to sanitize barbarism.
12:12To tame the beast, as it were.
12:14Aw, it's shut. We'll have to come back tomorrow.
12:17I want to go in.
12:19It's on my bucket list.
12:20It isn't.
12:21How do you know?
12:22My bucket list has been kicked.
12:23You want to go in now?
12:25Because you can't go in now.
12:26Bet you a euro that you can't get in there.
12:28I'm not doing that.
12:29I'm not doing that.
12:30I bet you a euro.
12:31No way.
12:32You've never failed a euro bet.
12:33Well, today's the day.
12:34That's a dummy, I can tell.
12:36Whatever you're getting us into, I'm not doing it.
12:40You've just got out of prison.
12:41Yeah, on compassionate discharge.
12:43You don't worry about my discharge.
12:44How's your discharge?
12:45I hope that's compassionate.
12:46We'll get caught.
12:48So then make sure we don't.
12:50Look, you can come back here when I'm gone,
12:54and you can remember the time that we argued
12:56about not breaking into the boring,
12:57or you can remember the time that we got into
12:59the boring undetected.
13:00So which is it going to be?
13:02Fine.
13:07Fine.
13:16Acabo de ver a un hombre robar el bolso a una mujer
13:20cerca de la plaza de toros,
13:21en la calle mayor, donde la farmacia.
13:24Go.
13:37It's not the usual sort of thing you bring out to drink.
13:43I take it everywhere with me.
13:45Yeah, I know you do.
13:47Well, keep a look out then.
13:54Ooh, I'm in.
13:55This is why they pretend it's alarmed.
14:08It's not just a dust bowl for spearing cattle.
14:10Now, this was worn by the great Francisco Romero
14:13300 years ago.
14:15He introduced the Red Cape to bullfighting.
14:18This little get-up is worth an arm and a leg.
14:21Oh, big bullfighting expert now.
14:24No, I was reading the plaque.
14:26The killing of the bull.
14:32It's not quick.
14:35It's slow.
14:38The first bandaya goes in here,
14:41and the ribs,
14:42and then three more spears are fired.
14:44Disables the bull, tears at the muscle,
14:48breaks him down while he's alive.
14:50Fuck.
14:53Are you okay?
14:58Just give me a minute.
14:59I've got to find my loo.
15:12Hey.
15:13Hey, you okay?
15:14You've been ages.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Fine.
15:22Oh, man.
15:25Okay, okay, okay!
15:27Oh, God!
15:38Now what?
15:39Bites are always got to be a what?
15:45All right.
15:50Charge me.
15:52I'm not charging you in your massive lady bra.
15:56Yeah, go on.
15:57Charge me.
15:58Charge me.
15:59Piss off!
16:00Early!
16:04What are you doing?
16:08Why didn't you come and visit me in prison?
16:14You told me not to.
16:15I said let the dust settle.
16:16I went a couple of months.
16:18What, ten years?
16:21I did want to, but I'd left it too long.
16:26And then I felt so bad that you'd been sent down and I had.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Hey!
16:34Mom!
16:36Charge me.
16:40Come on.
16:41Come on.
16:43Play the game.
16:45I don't play games, but...
16:46Yes, you do.
16:47Oh, go on.
16:48Oh, come on.
16:57Hey!
16:58What are you doing?
17:00Hey, stop!
17:06Hey!
17:07Hey!
17:28You're a dick.
17:29Don't ever do that again.
17:31Sorry, I forgot about you.
17:32No, it's fine.
17:34I get it.
17:35When's the last time you did anything like that?
17:39Not even a little break and enter?
17:40Just to get the blood pumping?
17:41No.
17:42You need to remember who you are.
17:44I know who I am.
17:45Yeah.
17:46You're no fun anymore.
17:47No.
17:48No.
17:51No.
17:52No.
17:52No.
17:53No.
17:56No.
17:57No.
17:58No.
17:58We have looked at it and we don't believe that they have taken anything.
18:17Someone has robbed a murderous traje, and they have substituted.
18:27For that cheap thing.
18:33Spavila, detective.
18:36Sorry.
18:48Art?
18:50Yeah, it's my new thing.
18:52There's something I need to say.
19:00I'm really sorry.
19:03For what?
19:05For not coming to see you.
19:08And it's not okay.
19:10I don't need your guilt, Sam.
19:12We agreed that if one of us got charged, we wouldn't take the other one down.
19:16And I didn't.
19:18And that's all that's happened, yeah?
19:20I'm sorry I wasn't there while you were going through this treatment.
19:30It's fine.
19:31It isn't.
19:32Just leave that.
19:34Is there no one you want me to contact for you?
19:48No.
19:49No.
19:50Not even mistake.
19:52I know it went south, but she was like a mother to you.
19:55No.
19:56She didn't come and see me in prison.
19:59I wrote to her over the years, but...
20:01I always felt like you gave her too much credit.
20:04She's all I had.
20:05But I'm just saying...
20:08She could have behaved better.
20:10Yeah.
20:11Well, we all could have behaved better, but here we are.
20:16Look, is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?
20:18Is there any pain relief that you need?
20:20Can we not talk about the cancer?
20:23I just want to enjoy my time with you.
20:26If that's what you want.
20:28Yeah.
20:29It's what I want.
20:31Okay.
20:37I'd leave it.
20:38It's...
20:39It's nice to have the option to turn it off myself.
20:43Yeah, of course.
20:46I...
21:01It's nice to me too.
21:17Okay, hey...
21:19None of us...
21:20They could change us properly...
21:21...
21:22...
21:23...
21:24...
21:26So, man, I think it's forgets to have a better option.
21:28Ladies and gentlemen,
21:57prepare the bingo for your life.
22:00Are you feeling lucky tonight?
22:02Yes!
22:03You are lucky to be in front of this goddess.
22:07Let's go.
22:16From bed.
22:18She's out.
22:28She can't be.
22:29Says she's being released early on compassionate grounds.
22:32Why?
22:34She's dying.
22:36Says she wants to meet you.
22:38Something she wants to do.
22:40Or wants me to do more like.
22:43Poor girl.
22:45There is nothing poor about her.
22:47Carmen.
22:48Let's not take any chances.
22:50We'll keep her at a distance.
23:15I don't know.
23:22Sorry.
23:24The Mantle allowed.
23:30You're okay?
23:51Yeah, yeah.
23:53How did you sleep?
23:55Like a log.
23:56I can't believe you kept them.
24:00Just stuffed in a box.
24:03Oh, I smell.
24:04You can stick them in the wash.
24:05Yeah, well, you'd smell it if you were kept in a box for ten years.
24:13Eggwine tonight?
24:15I was thinking more for breakfast.
24:17Can we go to Tars today?
24:19Just for old time's sake.
24:20Really?
24:21Yeah.
24:21I want to go to some of our old haunts.
24:24Why?
24:24Because I'm a sentimentalist.
24:26Humor me.
24:27You're not.
24:28But okay.
24:29Okay.
24:54Why?
24:55Why?
24:57Oh, my husband likes to order for me.
25:11is it old and tired or is it just me oh i think you look gorgeous
25:21everywhere looks exciting when you're young you remember that barman's abby
25:26he was young and exciting or at least you thought so he was a dick
25:30there's been no significant other walloping away
25:37no one of note are you not gonna ask me what it was like in prison a one gets on in the old sex
25:45department i'm sure you're gonna tell me well there was this one young woman called leona
25:49and a guard who was delightful put it this way i passed the time
25:53i've been thinking a lot about the past them yeah
26:01we should have stayed out of trouble we were never far from trouble not working for mistake
26:08she had us running some right scams didn't she i mean we were fucking teenagers she had us
26:13pickpocketing old men and the rest good training ground though if we hadn't worked for her we
26:19wouldn't have gone to bigger and better things oh we wouldn't have ended up i wouldn't have
26:23ended up in prison did it really just stop when i was locked up yeah of course why of course because
26:33i don't do crimes on my own because you need me i didn't say that
26:39well i need you i'm here aren't i yeah you are i also need the loo
27:00oh hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello i ordered for you
27:30i thought you might want something to eat
27:32what nothing something i want to do one last job with you before i die
27:45selma i want to go out with a bang no not happening sam absolutely not
27:53look if you're so desperate to do one call one of your other mates
27:58hey
28:00oh
28:04hey
28:18oh
28:22abracadabra baby
28:50i love you
28:58i love you
29:10I don't know.
29:40I'll get the gas. Want anything else?
29:41No. I'm fine, thanks.
29:59Shit. Shit, it's a drive!
30:10Oh my god, shit.
30:18My fucking god, what is wrong with you?
30:20What did you do?
30:21Just politely informed them that we needed the money in the term old and they did.
30:25With a fucking gun?
30:26The CCTV, they'll have the plates.
30:28What's that working? I checked.
30:30I'm not stupid.
30:31Oh my god, a gun, Bert. A fucking gun.
30:34Where did you even get it?
30:35I smuggled it out of prison.
30:37What the fuck?
30:39I want no part in this.
30:41I've kept my nose clean for ten years.
30:45And then last night the ball ring and now this.
30:47You've only been out two minutes.
30:49Do not bring your shit to my door.
30:51Oh, shut up. You love it.
30:52I really don't.
30:53Why don't you get yourself something nice, sweet cheeks?
30:55You're such a twat.
30:58Woo!
31:05All right, I think it's hidden.
31:07Why are you so stressed?
31:10Because you can't keep your dick in your pants.
31:12Get rid of the gun.
31:14Get rid of the gun.
31:17Sam, we're such a good team.
31:21You're always so good under pressure.
31:23Why would you do that?
31:24Well, because I can.
31:25You can't go through life doing things because you can.
31:28It was a bit late for a lecture.
31:29How much did you take?
31:30A couple of hundred. Here, take it.
31:33Where are you going?
31:35To clean up your mess.
31:37On my own.
31:39Just trying to inject a bit of fun into your drab little life.
31:52Villal.
31:54Eat up.
31:55You don't know what you'll be getting fed over there.
31:57Don't fuss, Mum.
31:58I'll be all right.
31:59I just want you to be careful.
32:00I'm getting picked up at the airport.
32:02I've driven to a villa.
32:04And all I have to do is paint, Mum.
32:06That's it.
32:06How many weeks ago?
32:07I don't know.
32:08I've moved on for a cold day.
32:10I've stopped.
32:13You know what I'm doing?
32:15I've been keeping you looking forward to and 해야ku.
32:16I'll get the full day I love you and everything for you.
32:19Walk me up.
32:20You know what you need?
32:22You don't know.
32:26You're the TOGOTE.
32:27I know.
32:28Good evening.
32:35Good evening.
32:38Did you hear that there was a robbery in the store today?
32:41No, there wasn't any robbery.
32:44What does that mean?
32:46So, no one has robbed money.
32:52I'm wrong.
32:58You can't come here, I've told you.
33:08I don't have anyone else who understands.
33:11You're the only one that knows what went down.
33:13You don't need to figure it out on your own, or it will be dangerous for you.
33:18You can't come here, I've told you.
33:21I don't have anyone else who understands.
33:23You're the only one that knows what went down.
33:25You don't need to figure it out on your own, or it will be dangerous for you.
33:31How is she?
33:33Sam, what disgust is.
33:36You just need to hold your nerve, okay?
33:38Do what you say you do for her and just be her friend.
33:41Well, it's easier said than done when she's living under my roof.
33:44She's pushing me, I feel like I'm gonna crack.
33:47I'm sorry, Sam. You can't contact me, okay?
33:50I have to go now.
33:52It's fine, he's a supplier.
33:54All right?
33:55You got me.
33:56You're my eigenlijk.
33:57Oh, fuck.
33:58OK.
33:59OK.
34:00Yeah.
34:01Oh, fuck.
34:02Stop.
34:03You've got my G.
34:05You lie to me, why?
34:06What is wrong with you?
34:07You're very paranoid today.
34:09I know you're not too bad guys.
34:11You're so sick of me.
34:12Right.
34:13You have to get your G.
34:14Ah, you kept my cheese.
34:17You lied to me. Why?
34:19What is wrong with you? You're very paranoid today.
34:21I know you didn't hold up the garage.
34:23No, I didn't.
34:24So why did you pretend to?
34:26Just to show you that you still have that feeling
34:29and to see if push came to shove, if you still had my back.
34:32Isn't this enough? Coming to get you, bringing you here,
34:35promising to take care of you?
34:37Yes, of course. For dying purposes.
34:40Where did you get the money?
34:42It's what I came out of prison with. I worked at the hairdressers.
34:44I could blow you off if you like.
34:46Sam, is it not a little bit funny?
34:49No, not at all.
34:51I just want to get you to a place where you might be open to saying yes.
34:54Oh, that immediately makes me want to say no.
34:57I'm just trying to remind you of who we are together.
35:05What? You threw a tomato at me, that's what!
35:08Okay, so I don't just want to do a job, there is a job.
35:10Oh, of course there is.
35:11It's big.
35:12Are you listening to me? I said no.
35:15This is different. It's one and done. It is fuck off money.
35:20Oi!
35:23What do you need the money for? You're dying.
35:25Oh, kick a girl while she's down.
35:27What's in it for you?
35:28Legacy.
35:29I want to make my mark before I shuffle off this mortal coil.
35:32Okay, it's not just about legacy. It's a bit...
35:39Okay, a lot about payback.
35:41Oh, that's more like it. Payback to who?
35:43My old cellmate, Isabella.
35:44What did she do that was so bad?
35:46She underestimated me and treated me like a little bitch.
35:48It was her job, but I got her contacts out of her.
35:51Stupid fucker.
35:52Just please, son, say yes.
35:54Say yes to what exactly?
35:56Well, let's just say you'll be clearing seven figures.
36:00Well, if it's so much money and you're double-crossing her,
36:02what's to stop this Isabella from coming after you?
36:04Well, another ten years in prison for a start.
36:07Look, I know I can do this job. I just... I just need a partner.
36:12Sam, I don't just need any partner. I need you.
36:15Oh, please. If this is the last thing you do for me,
36:18and it probably will be, I need this.
36:23Sam, please, just do it for me.
36:25And then afterwards, I will go away. I'll die quietly.
36:28I've found a hospice. You don't even have to hear from me again.
36:30Oh, Christ.
36:38You've been going through my stuff.
36:40Put that back.
36:41If your daughter rocks up, which I know you want,
36:43what you're going to offer her, half a dozen eggs,
36:45or the chance to be set for life.
36:48Can you imagine?
36:49Never having to worry about money again.
36:50How amazing would that be?
36:52What a legacy for you to leave.
36:55Do not bring her into this.
37:10I fucking knew it.
37:11The fucking Matador costume.
37:17The police will be looking for it.
37:19Fuck!
37:23Everything you touch.
37:24Breathe.
37:34One, two, three.
37:35One, two, three.
37:37One, two, three.
37:38One, two, three.
37:39One, two, one, two, three.
37:41Just tell me something, anything.
37:43Just take my mind off it.
37:45Bert wrote to me.
37:46She's out.
37:47Bert?
37:48God, not her.
37:49Don't get involved with her, babe.
37:50She is not worth it.
37:51Hey.
37:52Do you hear me?
37:53Yeah.
37:54Ladies and gentlemen, it's why you're all here.
37:55Tonight, he's gone at Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, because he's here with you all.
38:07It's the great Diablo.
38:08And introducing his beautiful new assistant, Comet.
38:14Caesar's Palace Las Vegas because he's here with you all it's the great Diablo
38:21and introducing his beautiful new assistant Comet
38:44ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce the hi-hats
39:14where did you come from
39:22well some chickens have just got it
39:30and you got it baby
39:32they all came running they were making noise
39:38man handling toys with the girls on the block with the nasty curls and wearing padded bras
39:42sucking beer through straws dropping down their drawers
39:44where did you get yours
39:46woohoo
39:48huh
39:52huh
39:54who's looking good today
39:56who's looking good in every way
39:58no stop
40:00you better watch
40:02don't mess with me
40:04no money man
40:06no money man
40:08could win my love
40:10it's sweetness that
40:12I'm thinking of
40:14we always hanging up a buffalo stand
40:16we do the dialing the time we dance
40:18I give you love baby now the romance
40:20I make a move nothing left for chance
40:22so don't
40:24don't
40:25you get fresh with me
40:26no
40:27no
40:28no
40:29no
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40:35no
40:36oh
40:44yes
40:45yeah
40:46no
40:47oh
40:48no
40:49oh
40:51oh
40:53oh
40:54oh
40:56oh
40:57oh
40:58oh
41:02oh
41:03oh
41:04oh
41:05oh
41:05oh
41:06Ah!
41:36What's the job? Tell me. You gonna do it? As long as I call the shot. No, it's my gig,
41:57my knowledge, my contacts. No deal then. Sorry, I'm not just gonna do what you tell
42:02me to do. Why not? Because it doesn't work for me. I need to be in charge. One job,
42:08that's it. And I'm gonna orchestrate it so that if anything goes wrong and I mean
42:12anything, it looked like you did it, not me. Oh come on now, how's that a good deal
42:16for me? Because you know you can trust me. Is that so? Your feet need to be to the
42:23fire and I need to keep them there. What happened? You happened. So go on then.
42:32What's the job? Art theft. What are we gonna do? Steal the Mona Lisa? Don't be
42:42ridiculous. We are gonna steal the face of the great masturbator by Salvador Dali.
43:02Strai'sORIA, Don't be a creepy son alive.
43:10TRIP IS MY CANDISUS.
43:16so it's 10 million euros for us and all we have to do is break into the largest gallery in spain
43:43correct but first we have to gather the team we need the talent a little bit of magic
43:53and a touch of panache
43:57who is this buyer she's a feminist art collector
44:01it's a million a lot of money stealing your paintings a lot of work
44:04can you sell my wimple oh i thought you'd never ask
44:13so
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