You Fired A Tech Genius

Novelas Sence

11 hours ago

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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying

00:00:13to bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the

00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP

00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a

00:00:27way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know

00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a

00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the

00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here

00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP the firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch

00:01:06your DDoS scrape all the personal data

00:01:08Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was

00:01:14telling you just some sort of network maintenance lag you could turns out you're a better programmer

00:01:18than I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard our

00:01:25bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net was that you

00:01:31all right look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're

00:01:39gonna have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some time

00:01:43I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go

00:02:01God finally

00:02:31oh slide out great hold on later you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work

00:02:52all right I'm gonna get some sleep

00:02:55Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not sure yet I thought

00:03:17he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that

00:03:21and with his talent you think the boss would put him in a more important role you know I don't

00:03:26remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description Brenda who the hell is this guy

00:03:32this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford Mr. Dorsey will be

00:03:41standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two employees

00:03:47from Dorsey tech or a couple eight-year-old's out at recess honestly can't tell sir I can explain

00:03:52zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired

00:04:01you're fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management

00:04:08it's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff

00:04:19okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day

00:04:24none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right

00:04:27who does he think he is Elon Musk

00:04:35what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this office leave your

00:04:41shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once

00:04:44oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working

00:04:56you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one

00:05:03Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir

00:05:08and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince

00:05:21who the hell are you who am i doesn't matter uh you're fired

00:05:29me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did i did i stutter no um that's not uh

00:05:35that's uh that's not what i meant fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's

00:05:43his salary just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job what are you

00:05:51doing taking us for a ride no uh look i was i was working all night can i just take a rest you trying

00:05:59to clock in a time and a half for overtime i mean i've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft

00:06:06are you hr folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam eric and i might

00:06:12be dating but i can't afford to get dragged into this i need to break up with this loser um he must have

00:06:19pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same department don't make nearly as

00:06:23much as much as him fernanda eric martin you are so fired get your and get out of my building

00:06:35all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him out

00:06:50hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley don't lose your jobs for

00:06:57me okay yeah boss's orders i won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary

00:07:18right um see you in the lobby what was that about

00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo

00:07:37it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook

00:07:45boyfriend is that it uh no he's you know you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer

00:07:54you're an unemployed loser or an unemployed loser or a rich ceo

00:08:06just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company

00:08:15for now also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important matter

00:08:23we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric

00:08:32eric martin

00:08:36isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there

00:08:41yep uh just a second do we have any other employees named eric

00:08:46this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached

00:08:56he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands

00:09:01uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech

00:09:09visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with

00:09:16a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i already

00:09:22did ha guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all attaboy keep it up once i'm

00:09:29feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this

00:09:38no i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be

00:09:45i'm not me what the do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company server just crashed

00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir eric

00:10:08saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem solved fernando

00:10:14you got his number right why don't you give him a call

00:10:23eric what a dick forgets his tablet

00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good

00:10:38it

00:10:42hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll

00:10:48be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero

00:10:57so he said he's got it thank god

00:11:10well you still need some questions

00:11:13ameliora

00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing

00:11:18i was just leaning him on i choose you of course

00:11:23smith

00:11:24it's mine

00:11:31god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up

00:11:38you

00:11:47you

00:11:47fucking

00:11:48asshole

00:11:51you

00:11:51fucking

00:11:52asshole

00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child

00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag

00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want

00:12:06with whoever i want

00:12:09you bastard

00:12:22eric you and me

00:12:27are over

00:12:27fernanda

00:12:31are you serious

00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt

00:12:37why are you doing this

00:12:38eric i told you we're done

00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you

00:12:57keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to

00:13:03oh damn

00:13:05yeah so i'm rich

00:13:08i'm handsome

00:13:10and you

00:13:11you're an unemployed loser

00:13:13just go home and beat your meat

00:13:18fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsax

00:13:21shut up

00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway

00:13:25we're done

00:13:31you're gonna pay for this

00:13:33hold it

00:13:34you're in trouble now

00:13:35bitch

00:13:46and you are

00:13:49it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey

00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally

00:13:56you're eric martin

00:13:58i am

00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you

00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work

00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder

00:14:11mr dorsey

00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company

00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge

00:14:25boss

00:14:36good news

00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech

00:14:41he did

00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william

00:14:46huh

00:14:48ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes

00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son

00:14:59but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup

00:15:02will someone as talented as i'm really want to join us

00:15:04we have to get him on our side by any means necessary

00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is

00:15:16get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office

00:15:20and eric

00:15:22he's mine

00:15:28revenge

00:15:30what the hell are you talking about

00:15:31don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got fired

00:15:36this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it

00:15:40bullshit

00:15:42you guys have always looked down to me as some nobody maintenance worker

00:15:46now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked

00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense

00:15:52if you had a common sense you'd have a job

00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey

00:15:57what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're

00:16:02going to take you to the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person

00:16:08what other tricks do you have up your sleeve

00:16:11better come clean now or you're going to jail

00:16:15all right

00:16:15what are you waiting for

00:16:20arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence

00:16:28what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs

00:16:31really without a shred of remorse

00:16:34don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living hell

00:16:38mr dorsey the way i see him you should teach this asshole a lesson

00:16:43yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this

00:16:51from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners

00:16:58you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro

00:17:09i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired

00:17:17why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot

00:17:23shit didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there

00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech

00:17:43he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech

00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college

00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees

00:18:11i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between

00:18:18company ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick eric

00:18:26has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your javerick

00:18:33oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly

00:18:39hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company

00:18:43so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal

00:18:50did you really not ask your father about who eric is

00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the company

00:19:02slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the

00:19:15chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense

00:19:24that he would change his mind like this you took me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious

00:19:30time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say

00:19:37to you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech

00:19:48oh uh you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year

00:19:55i want to make you our lead software engineer

00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary

00:20:13miss center you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose

00:20:19you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to make him a

00:20:43you can have anything you want including me

00:20:50okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me remind

00:20:56you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father

00:21:02said it himself okay all right

00:21:18what what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me

00:21:25the car the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day

00:21:33forward i eric martin will be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity

00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them

00:21:45you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings

00:21:54miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're

00:22:01actually struggling to compete with them don't worry

00:22:07i can help change that

00:22:08i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company

00:22:17what a joke

00:22:20i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others

00:22:24how dare you the breach of the company server has caused major damage

00:22:29as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue an apology to dorsey tech

00:22:34and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges okay good luck with that

00:22:42what are you going to do about it you have no choice but issue that apology

00:22:47stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to

00:22:52hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war

00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get

00:23:00you know what you know what

00:23:14let's go you'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole

00:23:18mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well i'm gonna assign you the role

00:23:35of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear

00:23:46i'll make sure that you're satisfied

00:23:49ew gross i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the system's crash

00:23:56um uh the tablet's in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed

00:24:05myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like

00:24:11a true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm

00:24:17sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir

00:24:24say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now

00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix

00:24:50i'm just going to inform you that as of today hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race

00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us

00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute

00:25:11what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to

00:25:28war with me unless

00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric

00:25:47okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then

00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us

00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way i

00:26:10would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe

00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash

00:26:22so you intentionally misled eval she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us

00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war

00:26:35nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai

00:26:43modeling project really

00:26:46dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech the laughing stock

00:26:57of the whole industry all right all right bye i love

00:27:07sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins

00:27:15over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't

00:27:19forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay

00:27:31hands off and let him do what he does best as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell

00:27:39plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and hired that clown eric

00:27:45now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct

00:27:58so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but

00:28:09they're talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of ai

00:28:16precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team

00:28:23i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired

00:28:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys

00:28:39welcome

00:28:40come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our ai

00:28:56modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development

00:28:59is there a problem no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job

00:29:17yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned

00:29:24the department can't function like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor

00:29:31has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin william

00:29:38what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's

00:29:42no need to freak out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all

00:29:50right just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk

00:29:58we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls

00:30:06i like that i like that yes oh fucking eric martin oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my

00:30:17own people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb

00:30:25johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head

00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine

00:30:36with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn

00:30:41welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is lots

00:30:48of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm

00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program that

00:31:01it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to

00:31:11lift a finger

00:31:22we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the previous

00:31:27loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new

00:31:33platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version

00:31:39then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance

00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory

00:31:573 a.m again

00:32:01oh okay okay

00:32:02uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards

00:32:17people who are crushing on you uh crushing on me you still can't tell eric

00:32:27you're the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me

00:32:44i've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious

00:32:50and when i finally got the let's go go where i'm taking you home

00:33:08this is it

00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me

00:33:14for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um

00:33:24supervise you

00:33:27okay um

00:33:30where am i gonna sleep

00:33:32uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me

00:33:37oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um

00:33:45i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you

00:33:50come on i'll show you your room

00:33:54okay

00:33:57this is what you've got you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is

00:34:04extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it

00:34:13a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports

00:34:20sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work

00:34:24faster and smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard

00:34:35oh get back to work mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days

00:34:44that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this

00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan

00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you

00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my

00:35:11father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department

00:35:17head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey

00:35:24my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were

00:35:30the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well

00:35:36i'll see what i can do for you really that's great thank you so much sir

00:35:49you're up

00:35:57come on

00:36:05you can keep staring at me over breakfast

00:36:12right breakfast

00:36:17uh that looks amazing

00:36:19when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course

00:36:31good and when you're finished with your project

00:36:39i have a reward waiting

00:36:41all right team

00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time

00:37:02so let's get to business

00:37:03and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department

00:37:09and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap

00:37:14all right

00:37:16awesome cool

00:37:18on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product

00:37:23revenue here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such

00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon

00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose

00:37:45beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey

00:38:03oh

00:38:09oh

00:38:17oh

00:38:19oh

00:38:21oh

00:38:23oh

00:38:25oh

00:38:27You're hopeless, both of you!

00:38:48Sir, I...

00:38:49Don't speak without my permission.

00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!

00:38:58How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?

00:39:02We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!

00:39:09Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!

00:39:13Is that clear?

00:39:15Yes, sir.

00:39:17Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.

00:39:20And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?

00:39:23Was I wrong to trust him?

00:39:32Mr. Dorsey!

00:39:34What are you doing here?

00:39:35Tell me the truth.

00:39:37Are we on track to make the deadline or not?

00:39:39I can assure you we're doing fine.

00:39:41We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.

00:39:45Hmm.

00:39:46Good.

00:39:47Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?

00:39:49Don't want any slip-ups.

00:39:51Got it?

00:39:54All right.

00:39:57Darling.

00:39:58No, no, no, no, no.

00:39:59Get me the reports and ask for them.

00:40:08Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.

00:40:11What the fuck are you looking at?

00:40:14Get back to work.

00:40:15And this time, I want results.

00:40:25Ms. Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.

00:40:31It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.

00:40:33Really?

00:40:34That fast?

00:40:35Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.

00:40:38Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.

00:40:42They're taking things to the next level.

00:40:44That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.

00:40:48If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.

00:40:51Well, that much is obvious, but I don't even...

00:40:53Good thing we're finished, too.

00:40:56What?

00:40:57Really?

00:40:58Why would I lie?

00:40:59We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.

00:41:02Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.

00:41:06Why would it be better for us?

00:41:10Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?

00:41:15But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.

00:41:19That?

00:41:21It's a trial version.

00:41:23If they keep developing based on that model, then...

00:41:26Then what?

00:41:29Then we won't have to lift a finger.

00:41:39Hmm.

00:41:39So what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?

00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.

00:41:48It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.

00:41:52Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.

00:41:55That does make sense.

00:41:57Well then, good.

00:41:59I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.

00:42:02Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.

00:42:06They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.

00:42:09Yes, Ms. Hendrix.

00:42:13This is a big day for us.

00:42:15Why don't we end it with a drink?

00:42:23Aren't you a lightweight?

00:42:26Who said that?

00:42:28I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.

00:42:31I knew you could be fun.

00:42:46I knew it.

00:42:47I told you.

00:42:49See?

00:42:49That's why that last drink was a bad idea.

00:42:54It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.

00:42:58Yeah.

00:42:59Yeah, no, you absolutely could.

00:43:01Definitely.

00:43:02You think that you are wild.

00:43:05Okay.

00:43:06No, no.

00:43:07There we go.

00:43:08There we go.

00:43:09See how we're making?

00:43:11Super easy.

00:43:12Eric, how do you believe I want a guy like you?

00:43:26Maybe you just want to sober up a lot.

00:43:35I'm sober enough.

00:43:39And what I want is you.

00:43:42William, we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.

00:44:01Let's get married!

00:44:07Hey, where are you?

00:44:09Everyone's out here celebrating and, uh, you're a no-show.

00:44:14What a buzzkill.

00:44:16Uh, I'm coming.

00:44:19Nah, that's alright.

00:44:20You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving.

00:44:23Don't bother.

00:44:25Bye.

00:44:30Hey.

00:44:31Hey.

00:44:31You know, where'd you go?

00:44:33I missed you.

00:44:36It's fine.

00:44:39He just had a bit too much to drink.

00:44:42You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.

00:44:46Oh.

00:44:46I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.

00:44:49I'd like that.

00:44:50What?

00:44:50Mm-hmm.

00:44:52Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.

00:44:55You're just a climber who hopped from her ex over to me.

00:44:58And, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.

00:45:01That's who she is.

00:45:03William, how could you do this to me?

00:45:05You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.

00:45:13I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.

00:45:16She's delusional.

00:45:19Ugh, how pathetic.

00:45:21Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.

00:45:28Yeah, who gives a shit?

00:45:30You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.

00:45:32And I'll be waiting for you, Daddy.

00:45:36Oh, Shaq.

00:45:41God damn it!

00:45:44What have I done?

00:45:48It's going to be so awkward at work now.

00:45:51And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.

00:45:56God damn it!

00:45:58What have I done?

00:45:59Eric!

00:46:05It's so cold!

00:46:08Eric!

00:46:27It's fine.

00:46:28I already saw everything last night anyway.

00:46:35How do I look?

00:46:38Um, beautiful.

00:46:44Come on, get up.

00:46:45I have your suit ready, too.

00:46:48Where, where are we going?

00:46:50Where else?

00:46:52We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.

00:46:55What you doing hiding over here?

00:47:20I told you, you're here as my girlfriend.

00:47:25We have to look them apart.

00:47:27Mr. Dorsey.

00:47:29With money like yours,

00:47:31there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.

00:47:34Okay.

00:47:35What's gotten with you?

00:47:37You want me to cut your salary or something?

00:47:38Because I can do that.

00:47:39Whatever.

00:47:41Just wait until I'm wasted.

00:47:42Drunk words are sober thoughts.

00:47:45Okay.

00:47:47Mr. Dorsey.

00:47:48Oh.

00:47:49Let's have a toast.

00:47:52To winning over the investors

00:47:53and taking over the market by storm.

00:47:57Cheers.

00:47:58Cheers.

00:47:59Cheers.

00:48:23Cheers.

00:48:25Cheers.

00:48:28Cheers.

00:48:29well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech

00:48:37miss hendrix i see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't

00:48:47i like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss

00:48:56okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now

00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails

00:49:14so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform

00:49:24oh is that so hmm well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to

00:49:32make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly on the

00:49:40tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train straight to

00:49:46bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like just break up

00:49:55look at you i already head over heels for another woman

00:49:59excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am

00:50:08what uh the server crashed

00:50:13okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll

00:50:24be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah you got it use the amelioration

00:50:31algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's

00:50:39only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash

00:50:46huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product

00:50:53uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal

00:51:02no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an

00:51:11internal affair so and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm

00:51:20is for emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more

00:51:26data corruption and more system crashes it's such a new mistake if you understood code you know that

00:51:32oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself

00:51:37what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know

00:51:45i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say

00:51:50i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious

00:52:00tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey you can't

00:52:08believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire

00:52:17let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when i recruited eric i made

00:52:28the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted including me i'm not like some

00:52:35people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what i have an image to maintain

00:52:44yes of course

00:52:47so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrix tech dorsey is less an investment risk

00:53:04and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown we're a risk

00:53:12worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider bravo bravo

00:53:21it was quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure

00:53:29miss hendrix and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech

00:53:34right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up and go home

00:53:40with us here you won't get a rent sent from these guys that's right over 90 of the guests here have

00:53:47already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can i'm afraid they're right

00:53:55we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai platform so

00:54:00and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid

00:54:06back in 10 more at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business

00:54:12with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to invest in

00:54:22dorsey tech hey let the jerks out they're fun they won't be laughing for it's much longer

00:54:30sounds like a plan

00:54:41miss hendrix

00:54:50didn't you just tell us to get lost i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there it was all an act

00:54:57well that sounds professional then what do you want miss hendrix

00:55:02investors know how to hedge their bets what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my

00:55:09help i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that but

00:55:16you need to sign a contract first no way am i signing a contract with you at least hear the terms

00:55:23if your ai product tops dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back

00:55:31what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking about

00:55:35well it's definitely risky but i trust eric

00:55:40mr brown we accept your offer

00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in

00:55:56the united states on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users

00:56:02completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendrix tech which also launched their

00:56:07new platform ai king on the same day

00:56:09everyone hendrix has guts i'll give her that but dropping her new product on the same day as us

00:56:17that is career suicide let's get to the office griffin yes sir

00:56:24relax mr dorsey hendrix tech is no threat yeah i i know remember when you said that if this project

00:56:40went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the

00:56:47market we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah

00:56:51i have news talk to me

00:56:57the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought

00:57:04the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours

00:57:08okay uh all right i'll take it i'll take it like i said we're unbeatable

00:57:15come on let's celebrate no no not yet

00:57:19how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline i mean they got started much

00:57:24later than we did i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled

00:57:29lead engineer eric i thought he was supposed to be a nobody

00:57:36right

00:57:38dad what's up

00:57:46william i'm on my way to the office congratulate you and eric

00:57:50oh uh got it

00:57:53the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion

00:57:57shit guys this isn't good

00:58:00what what is it now our ai platform and company server have both crashed

00:58:04what the fuck right every time

00:58:08seriously god damn dude

00:58:14what the fuck is going on mr martin the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere brought the whole

00:58:22server down along with it

00:58:23they don't just sit around like an idiot fix it

00:58:26sir this is an issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that

00:58:29what do you mean you didn't build it

00:58:32we're using the same framework that eric built before he left

00:58:34eric the guy i fired

00:58:35yeah eric with the k

00:58:36e-r-i-k

00:58:38you took credit for someone else's work

00:58:42lie to me

00:58:43mr dorsey let me explain

00:58:46no there is no time for explanation

00:58:48why didn't you rebuild the core framework

00:58:49mr dorsey we need to focus on getting the company server up and running

00:58:53our users trust depends on it

00:58:54speak

00:58:55what happened to the company server

00:58:57sir he was the one

00:58:59i didn't do shit

00:59:00shut your mouth go

00:59:01uh the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes

00:59:06it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code

00:59:09every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption

00:59:13it's been a ticking time bomb ever since

00:59:16this time the ai platform went down brought the whole server down along with it

00:59:20it's completely unfixable

00:59:23this was all your fault

00:59:26william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform what should we do

00:59:32how the fuck am i supposed to know

00:59:34mr dorsey what on earth is going on

00:59:41i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this

00:59:44look sir i i can explain

00:59:45i'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed

00:59:48i have billions of dollars invested in you damn it

00:59:50i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal

00:59:53dorsey tech is finished

00:59:54500 000 we just passed 500 000

01:00:03you guys 98 99

01:00:07what yeah

01:00:17hey hey it's still going up it's still going up

01:00:22fuck fuck fuck

01:00:24this is all your fault

01:00:26this is all your fault

01:00:28Mr. Dorsey.

01:00:30Fuck!

01:00:31I wanted to help you.

01:00:33I was trying to help the company.

01:00:35I've had enough of your bullshit.

01:00:36You fired half the bloody tech departments.

01:00:39What was I supposed to do?

01:00:41And you gave us impossible deadlines.

01:00:43No, no, no. Don't make this about me.

01:00:44I get it now.

01:00:45You're using my promotion as bait.

01:00:47You are never going to make me VP.

01:00:49You want your job or not?

01:00:51Is that a threat?

01:00:53Fire me. Do it.

01:00:54You think I won't?

01:00:56If Eric leaves, so do I.

01:00:59Me too.

01:01:02See, when you fired everyone,

01:01:04I replaced them with my people.

01:01:07Go ahead, fire me.

01:01:09You'll clear out your whole tech department.

01:01:11You will sink Dorsey Tech.

01:01:14You were never the prize tech genius of Dorsey Tech.

01:01:17You were the slacker my father warned me about.

01:01:20William!

01:01:25William!

01:01:28I'm ashamed to call you my son.

01:01:33What the hell have you done to my company?

01:01:36Dad, I'm sorry.

01:01:39I'm not here for apologies.

01:01:41What the hell is this idiot doing here?

01:01:47I thought you fired him.

01:01:49Where's Eric?

01:01:50Uh, Dad, I fired Eric.

01:01:54You fired him?

01:01:57Uh, was that a mistake?

01:02:02Dad, are you okay?

01:02:04Hey, are you okay?

01:02:05I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.

01:02:13He was the backbone behind this company.

01:02:16And what did you do?

01:02:18You fired him!

01:02:21So, um,

01:02:23it was Eric with a K all along?

01:02:25Oh, I fucked up.

01:02:28God, I fucked up.

01:02:30Where is Eric now?

01:02:31I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.

01:02:36Um,

01:02:38Eric is at, uh, Hendrix Tech.

01:02:42You are a sorry excuse for a son!

01:02:47You are destroying my company!

01:02:54Sir,

01:02:55bad news.

01:02:57It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.

01:02:59What's going on?

01:03:01The crash also affected our automobile software.

01:03:04There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.

01:03:08Uh, fuck.

01:03:10Six people have died.

01:03:17No, no, this isn't my fault.

01:03:20It was Eric's fault.

01:03:21Eric with a K.

01:03:22It was his code that was faulty.

01:03:24No, that's fucking bullshit.

01:03:26I fired him before that happened.

01:03:27But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.

01:03:31I'm only guilty of using his work.

01:03:33Everything else was his fault.

01:03:35I wrote the amelioration algorithm.

01:03:39God, it mistook the genius for the loser.

01:03:42I'm not going down like this.

01:03:45Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.

01:03:47It's not finished yet.

01:03:50Griffin!

01:03:52Take this man to the police.

01:03:54If Dorsey Tech goes under,

01:03:56he'll have to pay for this.

01:03:57Yes, sir.

01:04:12Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor,

01:04:24so we will not be returning the five billion dollars you invested.

01:04:28And again, thank you for your generosity.

01:04:31Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?

01:04:34I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear.

01:04:38We beat Dorsen Tech, so we owe you nothing,

01:04:41which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.

01:04:45But...

01:04:45No. No more buts.

01:04:48Goodbye, Mr. Brown.

01:04:54Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.

01:05:02I'm sure it'll be very special.

01:05:05You have no idea.

01:05:09Eric!

01:05:11I know I messed up before.

01:05:14It's all over for Dorsen Tech now.

01:05:17Is there anything you can do to help me?

01:05:21What the hell are you doing?

01:05:23I'm grabbing my boyfriend.

01:05:26Boyfriend?

01:05:27That's right.

01:05:28I'm his girlfriend now.

01:05:30We're living together, and we're getting married soon, too.

01:05:34You...

01:05:34But...

01:05:35You...

01:05:36You can't...

01:05:38No, it's not possible.

01:05:40He was mine first.

01:05:42You dumped him, and you treated him like trash.

01:05:46It's a little late for you to come crawling back.

01:05:51Guys, can we...

01:05:52Eric...

01:05:53Eric...

01:05:55No.

01:05:57Eric...

01:05:57No.

01:05:57Eric...

01:05:58No.

01:06:04You're hot when you're bossy.

01:06:06You like?

01:06:08Yeah.

01:06:09Eric?

01:06:10One.

01:06:14Eric?

01:06:15What is it now?

01:06:16Eric?

01:06:17You know how much I've done for you.

01:06:29Dorsen Tech is in dire straits.

01:06:34We need your help.

01:06:35Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me, I've returned when your son accused me of hacking

01:06:41the company's server and demanding compensation.

01:06:46Oh, has he not told you?

01:06:47Now, that is not how it went down at all.

01:06:52It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.

01:06:57Oh, yeah?

01:06:58Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.

01:07:04Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?

01:07:08Eric, I am really sorry.

01:07:11I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.

01:07:18So, would you please leave our office?

01:07:24Now, would you please leave our office?

01:07:29We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.

01:07:41You fucking doomed us, son!

01:07:52You doomed Dorsey Tech!

01:07:56Dead, dead, dead.

01:07:57Dead!

01:07:58Dead!

01:07:59Dead!

01:08:07So, you're really not going to help them?

01:08:11They're the ones who fired me.

01:08:13Now they have to live with the outcome.

01:08:16Not to the sweet taste of victory.

01:08:19To the sweet taste of victory.

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