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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:27wave I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:05launch your DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert
00:01:12hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some
00:01:15sort of network maintenance lag you could turns out you're a better programmer than
00:01:18I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet
00:01:36just trace these hackers IP addresses so we're gonna have to shut them down one
00:01:40by one of one to protect the server which is gonna take some time I you guys
00:01:47can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:17god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner
00:02:40you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55um
00:03:10Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts I'm not sure
00:03:16yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off a cyber attack
00:03:20like that and with his talent you think the boss of them in a more important role you know I don't
00:03:26remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description friend who the hell is this guy
00:03:33this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford Mr Dorsey will be
00:03:41standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two employees from
00:03:47Dorsey tech or a couple eight-year-olds out at recess honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it
00:03:52Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:00you're fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management
00:04:09there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:17you're fired
00:04:19okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day
00:04:24none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right
00:04:30who does he think he is Elon Musk
00:04:35what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this office
00:04:40leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:43oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:04:56you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:05:03dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:08and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:28me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter
00:05:32I know um that's not uh that's uh that's not what I meant
00:05:39fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's his salary just about 500k a
00:05:46year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job what are you doing taking us for a ride
00:05:53no uh look I was I was working all night can I just take a rest you're trying to clock at a time and
00:05:59a half for overtime I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft
00:06:06are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam
00:06:11Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this
00:06:16loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same department
00:06:22don't make nearly as much as him fernanda
00:06:29Eric Martin you are so fired get your and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then
00:06:45Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him out
00:06:48hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:04okay yeah boss's orders I won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary right um see you in the lobby
00:07:21what was that about
00:07:31uh mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo
00:07:39it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your
00:07:45crook boyfriend is that a crook boyfriend is that it no he's not you deserve so much better right
00:07:52i mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser or a red ceo
00:08:06just sick busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again
00:08:14you'll have to take over the company for now
00:08:17also there's an important matter you need to know about
00:08:21yeah um what's the important matter we have an employee eric
00:08:25whatever you do make sure to be good to him
00:08:29eric
00:08:32eric martin
00:08:36isn't that the guy i just laid off
00:08:37william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other employees named eric
00:08:50this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:56he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech
00:09:09visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with
00:09:16a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i
00:09:21already did huh guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:09:26attaboy keep it up once i'm feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going
00:09:32yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this
00:09:38no i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser
00:09:44so who's it gonna be
00:09:46him or me
00:09:47what the fuck do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company server just
00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what
00:10:07should we do sir eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then
00:10:11boom problem solved fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:22eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:42hello
00:10:42eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it
00:10:48you'll be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole
00:10:56everyone will think i'm a hero
00:11:02so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:04well you still need some questions
00:11:13him or me
00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing
00:11:19i was just leaning him on i choose you of course
00:11:22i'm supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:36i'm coming up
00:11:46you
00:11:47you
00:11:47fucking
00:11:47asshole
00:11:48stop it you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want with whoever i want
00:12:07you bastard
00:12:22eric
00:12:24you and me
00:12:25we
00:12:26are over
00:12:30fernanda
00:12:31are you serious
00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:38eric i told you we're done
00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:52keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh damn
00:13:05yeah so i'm rich
00:13:08i'm handsome
00:13:09and you you're an unemployed loser
00:13:13just go home and be your meat man
00:13:18fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsax
00:13:20shut up
00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:31you're gonna pay for this
00:13:33hold it
00:13:34you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:36and you are
00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin
00:13:57i am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey
00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed
00:14:20there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:25that's what you're saying
00:14:35boss
00:14:36good news
00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar
00:14:40he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago
00:14:44he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:49that's hilarious
00:14:50i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:02will someone as talented as them really want to join us
00:15:04we have to get him on our side by any means necessary
00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready
00:15:18i'm going to the dorsey office and eric
00:15:22is mine
00:15:28revenge
00:15:30what the hell are you talking about
00:15:31don't play dumb
00:15:33the systems crashed right after you got fired
00:15:36this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit
00:15:42you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense
00:15:52if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:16:00what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you
00:16:02to the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person
00:16:08what other tricks do you have up your sleeve
00:16:10better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:15all right
00:16:17what are you waiting for
00:16:20arrest me
00:16:22let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:23what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs
00:16:31really without a shred of remorse
00:16:35don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living hell
00:16:38mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson
00:16:43yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:46from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:06i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be
00:17:18bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot didn't you
00:17:25boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:36there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:48he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you
00:17:52you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course
00:18:03i haven't seen you since college
00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her
00:18:08so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees i would have expected better from you
00:18:15miss hendrix these are high-level conversations between company ceos
00:18:19someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:23miss hendrix this prick eric has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have
00:18:32time to listen to your javerick oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company
00:18:37server crashed he clearly hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our
00:18:43company so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal
00:18:48you know what to do
00:18:50did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:18:53of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:19:02company
00:19:02slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the
00:19:15chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense
00:19:24that he would change his mind like this take me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious
00:19:29time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to
00:19:37you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:47oh uh you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of 4 million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss center you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose
00:20:19you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:20:24uh evelyn i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then would this
00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want including me
00:20:50okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect
00:20:54so for your own good let me remind you that this loser that you've set your mind on
00:20:59is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:06what's all that what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me
00:21:25the car the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day
00:21:33forward i eric martin would finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity
00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:54miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry i can help change that
00:22:11i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:20i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the company
00:22:26server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue an apology to
00:22:33dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges okay good luck with
00:22:41that what are you gonna do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology stop threatening my
00:22:48employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to hendrix tech
00:22:53and we'll see it as a declaration of war well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:23:02you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:14let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:23mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well i'm gonna assign you the role of
00:23:35lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure
00:23:46that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good then tell me how did you resolve the
00:23:55systems crash oh uh the tablet's in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i
00:24:04developed myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later
00:24:10spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing
00:24:16it to me i'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank
00:24:24you sir let's go
00:24:27say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a force in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:13that's good
00:25:14what's that slide fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to
00:25:28war with me unless
00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then
00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way
00:26:09i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe
00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you
00:26:22intentionally misled evil she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war nice job
00:26:35son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai modeling project
00:26:44really really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech
00:26:56the laughing stock of the whole industry all right all right bye i love
00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins
00:27:15over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't
00:27:19forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay
00:27:30hands off and let him do what he does best as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in
00:27:37hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back
00:27:47and watch her self-destruct
00:28:01so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:28:08small group but they're uh talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in
00:28:14the field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together
00:28:23a team i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:39welcome
00:28:44come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling
00:28:56projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development
00:29:01i uh sir
00:29:05is there a problem
00:29:06no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:17yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:24the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it
00:29:31they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin william what should we
00:29:38do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak
00:29:43out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your
00:29:51solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones i'll make a few
00:30:00calls
00:30:06like that i like that yes oh eric martin oh oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own people
00:30:18in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer
00:30:27he'll be assuming the role of department head and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional
00:30:33and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands
00:30:39we're all pleased to meet you evelyn welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board
00:30:45but i do want to warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete
00:30:51with dorsey tech with eric at the helm we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already
00:30:58developed their own ai program that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model
00:31:06then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:12we used our experience on the trial version to build a next gen ai neural net patching up the
00:31:27previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds
00:31:32a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial
00:31:38version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:573 a.m again
00:31:583 a.m again
00:32:07uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:17people who are crushing on you crushing on me you still can't tell eric
00:32:28you're the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:44i've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious
00:32:50and when i finally got the let's go
00:32:57go where i'm taking you home
00:33:08this is it
00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:33:14for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um
00:33:24supervise you
00:33:27okay um
00:33:30where am i gonna sleep
00:33:32uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:33:37oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:33:45i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:33:50come on i'll show you your room
00:33:54okay
00:33:57this is what you've got you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:34:04extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:34:13a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:34:20sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error
00:34:23then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days
00:34:27eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:34:38mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:34:44it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:34:47william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my
00:35:11father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department
00:35:17head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:35:24my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:35:30the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well i'll
00:35:36see what i'll see what i can do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:35:56you're up
00:36:05come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:36:12right breakfast
00:36:17uh that looks amazing
00:36:25when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:36:30yeah of course
00:36:31good and when you're finished with your project
00:36:39i have a reward waiting
00:36:41all right team
00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:37:00so let's get to business
00:37:04and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department and you will be
00:37:09receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:37:14all right on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our
00:37:23product revenue here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be
00:37:30be treated as such
00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have our news for you soon
00:37:38yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose
00:37:44beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:37:55dorsey
00:37:57my
00:38:16so
00:38:21You're hopeless, both of you!
00:38:48Sir, I-
00:38:49Don't speak without my permission!
00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!
00:38:57How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:39:02We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:39:08Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:39:13Is that clear?
00:39:15Yes, sir.
00:39:15Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper, and didn't Eric say everything
00:39:22was going fine?
00:39:23Was I wrong to trust him?
00:39:32Mr. Dorsey!
00:39:34What are you doing here?
00:39:35Tell me the truth.
00:39:37Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:39:39I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:39:41We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:39:45Hmm.
00:39:46Good.
00:39:46Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:39:49Don't want any slip-ups.
00:39:51Got it?
00:39:54Alright.
00:39:56Darling.
00:39:58Not, not, not now.
00:39:59Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:40:00Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:40:12The fuck are you looking at?
00:40:14Get back to work!
00:40:15And this time, I want results!
00:40:16Miss Hendricks, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing
00:40:30completion.
00:40:31It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:40:33Really?
00:40:34That fast?
00:40:35Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:40:38Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:40:42They're taking things to the next level.
00:40:43That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:40:48If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.
00:40:51Well, that much is obvious, but I don't know-
00:40:53Good thing we're finished, too.
00:40:56What?
00:40:57Really?
00:40:58Why would I lie?
00:40:59We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:41:02Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:41:06Why would it be better for us?
00:41:10Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:41:13But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:41:19That?
00:41:21It's a trial version.
00:41:23If they keep developing based on that model, then-
00:41:26Then what?
00:41:29Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:41:31Hmm, so what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:41:48It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:41:51Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:41:54That does make sense.
00:41:57Well then, good.
00:41:59I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:42:02Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:42:06They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:42:09Yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:42:10This was a big day for us.
00:42:18Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:42:23Aren't you a lightweight?
00:42:26Who said that?
00:42:28I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:42:30I knew you could be fun.
00:42:46I knew it.
00:42:47I told you.
00:42:49See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:42:53It was a good idea and I could have had any means to you, Mark.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:58Yeah, no, you'd absolutely could.
00:43:01Definitely.
00:43:02You think that you are wild.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06No, no.
00:43:07No, we could.
00:43:09See, I'm a lightweight, baby.
00:43:11Super easy.
00:43:17Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:43:21Maybe you should want to sober up a lot.
00:43:35I'm sober enough.
00:43:39And what I want is you.
00:43:42William, we've been together for some time now, and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:44:00Let's get married.
00:44:02Let's get married.
00:44:07Hey, where are you?
00:44:09Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show.
00:44:14What a buzzkill.
00:44:16I'm coming.
00:44:19No, that's all right.
00:44:20You know, everyone's leaving.
00:44:23Don't bother.
00:44:24Bye.
00:44:30Hey.
00:44:31Hey.
00:44:32Where'd you go?
00:44:33I missed you.
00:44:36It's fine.
00:44:39He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:44:41You know, there's a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:44:46Oh.
00:44:46I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.
00:44:49I'd like that.
00:44:50What?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:52Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:44:55You're just a climber who hops from her ex over her being.
00:44:58And you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:45:01That's who she is.
00:45:03William, how could you do this to me?
00:45:05You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:45:13I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:45:16She's delusional.
00:45:19Ugh, how pathetic.
00:45:21Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:45:28Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:45:30You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:45:32And I'll be waiting for you, Daddy.
00:45:36Oh, Shaq.
00:45:41God damn it!
00:45:44What have I done?
00:45:47It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:45:51And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:45:56God damn it!
00:45:57What have I done?
00:45:58Eric!
00:46:05It's so cold!
00:46:08Eric!
00:46:27It's fine.
00:46:28I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:46:35How do I look?
00:46:37Uh, um...
00:46:39Beautiful.
00:46:44Come on, get up.
00:46:45I have your suit ready, too.
00:46:48Where, where are we going?
00:46:50Where else?
00:46:52We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:46:54Oh, my God.
00:46:56What are you doing hiding over here?
00:47:02What are you doing hiding over here?
00:47:06What are you doing hiding over here?
00:47:07I told you you're here as my girlfriend.
00:47:12We have to look the part.
00:47:14Mr. Dorsey, with money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:47:20Okay, what's going on with you?
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:22What's going on with you?
00:47:22You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:47:26Because I can do that.
00:47:27Whatever.
00:47:28Whatever.
00:47:29Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:47:30Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:32Mr. Dorsey.
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:34Let's have a toast.
00:47:34To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:47:35Cheers.
00:47:36Cheers.
00:47:37Cheers.
00:47:38Cheers.
00:47:39Cheers.
00:47:40Cheers.
00:47:41Cheers.
00:47:42Cheers.
00:47:43Cheers.
00:47:44Cheers.
00:48:06Oh, fuck.
00:48:18Come in.
00:48:32Well, well, well.
00:48:34It isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey Tech.
00:48:38Miss Hendricks, I see you've taken quite a liking to this loser idiot right here.
00:48:46Why wouldn't I like Eric?
00:48:48He's a tech genius and the brain's behind our new AI platform.
00:48:53Firing him was your loss.
00:48:58Okay.
00:49:00Thanks to Mr. Dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts,
00:49:04Dorsey Tech AI platform is now reaching the market.
00:49:08You talk a big game.
00:49:10But the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails.
00:49:15So what's really funny about that
00:49:19is that we're about to release our own AI platform.
00:49:24Oh, is that so?
00:49:25Well, you frauds don't have a shot against us.
00:49:30How much overtime did you use to make a platform that no one's going to use?
00:49:35Burn, dude.
00:49:36You hear that?
00:49:38Yeah, I would say our monopoly on the tech industry is secure.
00:49:42So, Miss Hendricks, why don't you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy?
00:49:47We'll see which product no one wants to use.
00:49:51Wow.
00:49:52Jesus, Eric.
00:49:54Didn't we, like, just break up?
00:49:55Look at you.
00:49:57I already head over heels for another woman.
00:50:02Excuse me.
00:50:05What's up?
00:50:06Talk to me.
00:50:06Do you have any idea where I am?
00:50:09What?
00:50:09The server crashed?
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:16Yep.
00:50:17Okay.
00:50:18Yep.
00:50:18Yep.
00:50:19Um, what the fuck?
00:50:21Server crashed.
00:50:22I'll make a call.
00:50:23Yeah, make a call.
00:50:23It'll be fixed in a minute.
00:50:24Yeah, that's, um, wow.
00:50:28He's got it.
00:50:29Yeah, yeah, he's got it.
00:50:30Use the amelioration algorithm.
00:50:33Yes.
00:50:34Do it.
00:50:35Amelioration algorithm.
00:50:37That's what I call the code I saved in my tablet,
00:50:39but it's only for emergencies.
00:50:40It won't solve the core problem.
00:50:42Wait, did Eric steal my tablet?
00:50:45Another server crash, huh?
00:50:47If your systems are so unpredictable,
00:50:50you sure people are going to trust your new product?
00:50:53Uh, yeah, this doesn't concern you at all.
00:50:56Uh, what's up, man?
00:50:57We figured it out?
00:50:59Yeah.
00:51:00Got it fixed.
00:51:02No big deal.
00:51:02No big deal.
00:51:05Wait.
00:51:06Did you just say the company's server crashes?
00:51:10No big deal.
00:51:11This is an internal affair.
00:51:12Internal.
00:51:13And you were driven out.
00:51:17So I would keep your mouth shut.
00:51:18The amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only.
00:51:21It won't address the core issues.
00:51:23So the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption
00:51:26and more system crashes.
00:51:28It's such a new mistake.
00:51:29Like, if you understood code, you'd know that.
00:51:32Oh my God, if you would understand code, you wouldn't.
00:51:35Dude, like, seriously, do you hear yourself?
00:51:37What do you know?
00:51:39Take your bullshit theories somewhere else.
00:51:42Please, man.
00:51:43Right.
00:51:44What do I know?
00:51:45I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:51:49What did you just say?
00:51:54I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:51:56I'm in HR, and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired.
00:52:01Was it really Eric all along?
00:52:03Ugh, what have I done?
00:52:05Shut up.
00:52:06What the?
00:52:07Mr. Dorsey, you can't believe a word they say.
00:52:10They are our competitors.
00:52:11Right.
00:52:13Believe whatever you want.
00:52:15What a dumpster fire.
00:52:18Let's go, honey.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20Oh my God.
00:52:22Did you just call him honey?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:25So?
00:52:26Back when I recruited Eric, I made the terms very clear.
00:52:29I told him he could have whatever he wanted, including me.
00:52:34I'm not like some people, ignoring talents and abusing their trust.
00:52:38What?
00:52:41I have an image to maintain.
00:52:44Yes, of course.
00:52:47So, what you're saying is...
00:53:00It's not that I don't respect Hendrix's tech.
00:53:02Dorsey is less an investment risk.
00:53:05And they have greater potential.
00:53:06I can't justify choosing your product over theirs.
00:53:09Mr. Brown, we're a risk worth taking.
00:53:13Once you see our AI platform, I guarantee you'll want to reconsider.
00:53:19Bravo, bravo.
00:53:20It's quite an inspiring sales pitch, Mr. Hendrix.
00:53:25You must be Mr. Dorsey's son.
00:53:28It's a great pleasure.
00:53:29Ms. Hendrix and I were just having a little chat.
00:53:32Naturally, I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech.
00:53:34Right.
00:53:34Yeah, so, um, if you're here chasing investments, I would suggest you just give up and go home.
00:53:40With us here, you won't get a red cent from these guys.
00:53:43That's right.
00:53:44Over 90% of the guests here have already invested in our new AI tech program.
00:53:51Best get out while you still can.
00:53:53I'm afraid they're right.
00:53:55We've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's new AI platform, so.
00:54:00And I can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will
00:54:05be paid back in 10 minutes.
00:54:08At Dorsey tech, we treat our partners like family.
00:54:10And that's why we love doing business with you.
00:54:13If I were you, I'd cut my losses and take my leave.
00:54:17Get out.
00:54:19Unless you also want to invest in Dorsey tech.
00:54:23Hey, let the jerks have their fun.
00:54:29They won't be laughing for much longer.
00:54:40Sounds like a plan.
00:54:49Miss Hendrix.
00:54:50Didn't you just tell us to get lost?
00:54:54I didn't want to offend Mr. Dorsey back there.
00:54:56It was all an act.
00:54:58Well, that sounds professional.
00:55:00Then what do you want?
00:55:01Miss Hendrix.
00:55:03Investors know to hedge their bets.
00:55:05What Hendrix Tech is doing is impressive.
00:55:08And I want to offer my help.
00:55:09I know you need funds to promote your products.
00:55:14And I want to assist with that.
00:55:15But you need to sign a contract first.
00:55:18No way am I signing a contract with you.
00:55:21At least hear the terms.
00:55:23If your AI product tops Dorsey techs, you pay nothing.
00:55:27If they win, you pay everything back.
00:55:31What do you say?
00:55:33That's a lot of money we're talking about.
00:55:35Well, it's definitely risky.
00:55:38But I trust Eric.
00:55:42Mr. Brown, we accept your offer.
00:55:44Today, Dorsey Tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform, AI Plus, was released in the United States.
00:55:57On its first day, AI Plus has already gained more than 10 million users,
00:56:02completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor, Hendrix Tech,
00:56:06which also launched their new platform, AI King, on the same day.
00:56:09That one Hendrix has guts, I'll give her that.
00:56:15But dropping her new product on the same day as us, that is career suicide.
00:56:20Let's get to the office, Griffin.
00:56:23Yes, sir.
00:56:33Relax, Mr. Dorsey.
00:56:35Hendrix Tech is no threat.
00:56:37Yeah, I know.
00:56:38Remember when you said that if this project went well, you'd promote me to vice president?
00:56:43Yeah, I remember.
00:56:45But AI Plus has just barely hit the market.
00:56:47We can't even call it a success yet.
00:56:50Right.
00:56:50True.
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:55I have news.
00:56:56Talk to me.
00:57:00The bad news is that Hendrix Tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought.
00:57:04The good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours.
00:57:07Okay, uh, all right, I'll take it.
00:57:12I'll take it.
00:57:13Like I said, we're unbeatable.
00:57:16Come on, let's celebrate.
00:57:17No, no, not yet.
00:57:20How did Hendrix Tech even get that product out in that timeline?
00:57:23I mean, they got started much later than we did.
00:57:25I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled.
00:57:30Lead engineer?
00:57:32Eric?
00:57:33I thought he was supposed to be a nobody.
00:57:37Right?
00:57:38Dad, what's up?
00:57:47William, I'm on my way to the office.
00:57:49Congratulations, you and Eric.
00:57:51Oh, uh, got it.
00:57:54The boss is coming.
00:57:56We can talk to him about my promotion.
00:57:58Shit.
00:57:58Guys, this isn't good.
00:58:00What is it now?
00:58:01Our AI platform and company server have both crashed.
00:58:05What the fuck?
00:58:06Right?
00:58:07Every time.
00:58:10Seriously.
00:58:12God damn, dude.
00:58:14What the fuck is going on?
00:58:18Mr. Martin, the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere and brought the whole server down along with it.
00:58:23Then don't just sit around like an idiot.
00:58:25Fix it.
00:58:26Sir, this is an issue with the system's core framework.
00:58:28We didn't build that.
00:58:30What do you mean you didn't build it?
00:58:32We're using the same framework that Eric built before he left.
00:58:34Eric, the guy I fired?
00:58:35Yeah, Eric with a K.
00:58:37E-R-I-K.
00:58:40You took credit for someone else's work.
00:58:42Lie to me.
00:58:44Mr. Dorsey, let me explain.
00:58:46No, there is no time for explanation.
00:58:48Why didn't you rebuild the core framework?
00:58:49Mr. Dorsey, we need to focus on getting the company server up and running.
00:58:53Our user's trust depends on it.
00:58:54Speak.
00:58:56What happened to the company server?
00:58:57Sir, he was the one.
00:58:58I didn't do shit.
00:59:00Shut your mouth.
00:59:01Go.
00:59:01The solution he used, the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes,
00:59:06it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code.
00:59:10Every time that bug is reproduced, it leads to more serious corruption.
00:59:13It's been a ticking time bomb ever since.
00:59:16This time, the AI platform went down, brought the whole server down along with it.
00:59:20It's completely unfixable.
00:59:23This was all your fault.
00:59:27William, all of our users are switching over to Hendrix Tech AI platform.
00:59:31What should we do?
00:59:32How the fuck am I supposed to know?
00:59:34Mr. Dorsey, what on earth is going on?
00:59:42I'm not going to let you assholes drag me down like this.
00:59:44Look, sir, I can explain.
00:59:45I'm sorry, okay?
00:59:47It's got to be fixed.
00:59:48I have billions of dollars invested in you, damn it.
00:59:50I'm going to make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal.
00:59:53Dorsey Tech is finished.
00:59:54$500,000?
01:00:02We just passed $500,000!
01:00:04You guys, $98,000, $99,000, $1,000,000!
01:00:08Hey, hey, it's still going up!
01:00:21It's still going up!
01:00:22Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:00:25This is all your fault!
01:00:27This is all your fault!
01:00:28Mr. Dorsey, fuck!
01:00:31I wanted to help you.
01:00:32I was trying to help the company.
01:00:34I've had enough of your bullshit.
01:00:36You fired half the bloody tech departments!
01:00:39What was I supposed to do?
01:00:40And you gave us impossible deadlines!
01:00:42No, no, no, don't make this about me!
01:00:44I get it now.
01:00:45You were using my promotion as baits.
01:00:47You were never going to make me VP!
01:00:49You want your job or not?
01:00:51Is that a threat?
01:00:53Fire me!
01:00:54Do it!
01:00:54You think I won't?
01:00:56If Eric leaves, so do I.
01:00:59Me too.
01:01:02See, when you fired everyone,
01:01:03I replaced them with my.
01:01:06People.
01:01:07Go ahead, fire me.
01:01:09You'll clear out your whole tech department.
01:01:11You will sink Dorsey Tech.
01:01:14You were never the prized tech genius at Dorsey Tech.
01:01:17You were the slacker my father warned me about.
01:01:20William!
01:01:21I'm ashamed to call you my son.
01:01:32What the hell have you done to my company?
01:01:36Dad, I'm sorry.
01:01:39I'm not here for apologies.
01:01:41What the hell is this idiot doing here?
01:01:47I thought you fired him.
01:01:48Where's Eric?
01:01:50Uh, Dad, I fired Eric.
01:01:54You fired him?
01:01:57Uh, was that a mistake?
01:02:02Dad, are you okay?
01:02:04Hey, are you okay?
01:02:07I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:02:13He was the backbone behind this company.
01:02:16And what did you do?
01:02:17You, you fired him!
01:02:21So, um, it was Eric with a K all along?
01:02:25Oh, I fucked up.
01:02:28God, I fucked up.
01:02:29Where is Eric now?
01:02:31I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.
01:02:36Um, Eric is at, uh, Hendrix Tech.
01:02:42You are a sorry excuse for a son.
01:02:47You are destroying my company.
01:02:54Sir, bad news.
01:02:57It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.
01:02:59What's going on?
01:03:01The crash also affected our automobile software.
01:03:04There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:03:08Oh, fuck.
01:03:10Six people have died.
01:03:17No, no, this isn't my fault.
01:03:20It was Eric's fault.
01:03:21Eric with a K.
01:03:22It was his code that was faulty.
01:03:24No, that's fucking bullshit.
01:03:26I fired him before that happened.
01:03:27But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.
01:03:31I'm only guilty of using his work.
01:03:33Everything else was his fault.
01:03:36I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
01:03:39God, it mistook the genius for the loser.
01:03:42I'm not going down like this.
01:03:44Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.
01:03:47It's not finished yet.
01:03:49Griffin!
01:03:51Take this man to the police.
01:03:53If Dorsey Tech goes under, he'll have to pay for this.
01:03:58Yes, sir.
01:03:58Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor.
01:04:23So we will not be returning the $5 billion you invested.
01:04:28And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:04:31Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:04:33I'm sorry, Mr. Brown.
01:04:35But the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:04:38We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing.
01:04:41Which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:04:45But?
01:04:45No.
01:04:46No more buts.
01:04:47Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:04:49Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:05:01Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:05:05And you have no idea.
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:11I know I messed up before.
01:05:14It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.
01:05:16Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:05:21What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:05:26Boyfriend?
01:05:27That's right.
01:05:28I'm his girlfriend now.
01:05:30We're living together and we're getting married soon, too.
01:05:34But you...
01:05:36You can't...
01:05:38No, it's not possible.
01:05:40He was mine first.
01:05:42You dumped him and you treated him like trash.
01:05:45It's a little late for you to come crawling back.
01:05:51Guys, three...
01:05:53Eric...
01:05:56Eric...
01:05:57You're hot when you're bossy.
01:06:06You like?
01:06:08Yeah.
01:06:08Eric?
01:06:10What?
01:06:10Eric?
01:06:14What is it now?
01:06:25Eric.
01:06:26You know how much I've done for you.
01:06:29Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.
01:06:34We need your help.
01:06:35Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me, I've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation.
01:06:46Oh, has he not told you?
01:06:48Now, that is not how it went down at all.
01:06:52It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:06:57Oh, yeah?
01:06:58Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:07:04Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:07:08Eric, I am really sorry.
01:07:12I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.
01:07:16So, would you please leave our office?
01:07:24Now, would you please leave our office?
01:07:28We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:07:31You fucking doomed us, son!
01:07:52You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:07:56Dead, dead, dead.
01:07:57Dead?
01:07:58Dead!
01:07:59Dead!
01:08:01Dead, dead, dead.
01:08:07So, you're really not going to help them?
01:08:11They're the ones who fired me.
01:08:13Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:08:16Well, to the sweet taste of victory.
01:08:19To the sweet taste of victory.
01:08:20To the sweet taste of victory.
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