This sick bastard created the latest torture device. Boycott this disgrace to movies at all costs. It's ugly in every way. https://rumble.com/v6wj3ra-nostagia-critics-review-on-genndy-tartakovskys-crime-against-dogs.html And the fact that he wasted animation cels on this makes this film pure pollution. Do not give him your money or attention. He's his share of damage to the human supply chain. He has soiled the legacy of traditional animation. I can't imagine anybody wanting a dog after this. This atrocity makes WTLNetwork look like Stephen Spielberg. I could've written a better story than this! Nobody asked for "...an R-rated version of Lady and the Tramp...". Especially with the prominence of "...canine characters’ genitals." I don't care how long you've been dreaming about your excuse for dog porn, this is your atrocity; your disgusting 17 year old fetishes. I'm so glad I never cared about any of your work to begin with. I'd be ashamed if I was one of your fans. My pity goes to them and Fred Armisen, who had to witness this atrocity multiple times. RIP Oliver Smalls' sanity. As for you, Genndy, you gave traditional animation the worst swan song ever. Shame on you! I never want to hear about you or your waste of human resources again you creep! Find yourself a jail cell! And dispose of the physical while you're at it because even ChatGPT hates your piece of shit deviantart compilation. Future generations don't deserve to know about this. My timeline could've done without this crime against society's existence. This 1 hour and 26 minutes of this degenerate's fetishes had no reason to happen. Fixed? More like Illegal. It just goes to show that some ideas are best kept to yourself.
00:00Just do yourself a favor and go. Just go. Click on something else. Really, you don't want to stay here. You want to survive it. I barely survived it. I barely survived it. This movie is horrendous! It's horrendous! It's just ungodly, unnatural.
00:17If a piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit made a movie, and that movie took a piece of shit, this is a piece of shit you would see!
00:34This movie was the equivalent of being kicked in the gooch. Not even with a soft, rounded toe Nike. This was the equivalent of being kicked right in the twaint.
00:45I can't even. A week of explosive diarrhea would be more entertaining.
00:49This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
00:52Imagine building a Christmas tree out of a cactus that was stuffed with asbestos and hornets.
00:58I feel like I'm having a reverse Grinch heart moment here.
01:01This movie is so bad it makes Rhapsody Street Kids look like Toy Story.
01:04What the hell did I just see?
01:07I'm not really sure what I just watched right now, but I'm a little scared.
01:11I've seen some bad shit in my day. I've seen some bad movies,
01:14but this? This is sick.
01:15Not everything has to be dark. This isn't a DC movie.
01:19That was the worst. That was the opposite of good.
01:22It's one of the worst things that I've ever seen in my life.
01:25This is just out there, man. I thought I've seen everything.
01:29If you write this to paper, aren't you committing a crime?
01:31I think you are. I think you actually should take this person
01:33and give them a longer sentence than any of the serial killers who star in this film.
01:38Total shit. I mean, you did it. You finally achieved it.
01:43Total 100% shit. This is disgusting. This is legitimately disgusting.
01:48It makes me sick to my stomach.
01:51And the idea that other artists would be inspired by this?
01:55Like other people would want to replicate it?
01:57You are on meth!
02:00And you're seriously telling me they would call this genocide a cultural phenomenon?
02:04You are fired from breathing! Please, pack up your desk and kindly leave LIFE!
02:10Shock value is fine if the purpose outweighs the offense.
02:14It's supposed to provoke, giving way to a positive idea,
02:17or even make people feel better by laughing at how shocking it is.
02:21But it takes a lot of thought and a lot of skill to pull off correctly.
02:25When you focus too much on the negative without really exploring or understanding it,
02:30you get something that makes people not only feel dumber, but kind of dirty.
02:34The intent to bring something positive gets lost in the need to make yourself feel important.
02:39But, I digress. It is horrendously bad. Beyond annoying. Every second is like a kick to my ball sack.
02:48The story, the characters, it's like a family guy took all their pointless cutaway jokes and turned into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time.
02:56It's just loud grating and makes no sense. It's one of the worst people. One of the worst I've ever had to sit through.
03:04I'll do more than give it a like. I'll tell you that I liked it. In fact, I didn't just like it, I loved it. Now I really can't wait to see.
03:14Fixed. August 13th will be the best day of my life. And not only that, it's gonna make Strays look like a kids movie.
03:34Hush child, save this energy for the actually bad actors in Hollywood and not a R-rated film you didn't like.
03:53Go fuck yourself.
03:54Please make sure you like the video and subscribe and share with your friends who like this sort of content.
04:00No! No! You are fired from breathing. Please, pack up your desk and kindly leave life!
04:10Fixed review Jendee Tartakovsky's triumphant return is an artistic adult animation.
04:15Yeah! Oh, you were trying to say something smart there, weren't you? Weren't you? Oh my god, that's so cute. Go ahead, try it again. Try saying something smart again.
04:25There is a world in which we never would have seen Jendee Tartakovsky's fixed. And thank goodness we don't live in it.
04:31Come on, come on, you'll say something intelligent eventually.
04:34We get to enjoy one of the most artfully animated movies of the year. And yes, it's the movie that's essentially an hour and a half of non-stop dog boner jokes.
04:44Nothing? Nothing at all? Okay. Well, the next time you try to say something smart, let me know because I gotta record it on my iPhone. Okay? Will you let me know? Okay. You're so adorable. I'm trying to say something smart. Cute.
04:58What? Because bulls' testicles are so important to the plot, they're also pretty visible in the film, which Tartakovsky said he had to fight for.
05:08Call the police. We're gonna go out there and chuck every bit of fun out of those bulls before you lose them. Nice.
05:17FBI, open up!
05:19I think the audience that would watch it on TV would watch it theatrically.
05:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:25Hey, hey, hey, gotta be feeling that, right?
05:30What the hell's wrong with you?
05:32Yeah, that's my dick.
05:36Get away from me, you mystical ancient motherfucker!
05:39Stop!
05:40Skipping about that up!
05:41Still gotta finish here!
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:44What the fuck am I watching?
05:53It's awful!
05:54It's awful!
05:55I'd much rather read the credits like I'm reading a memoriam of poor people who dedicated their life to this horribleness!
06:02All adding up to SHIT!
06:0430 million dollars of SHIT!
06:07How could that amount of money go into something that's so shitty looking?
06:10You know what we need?
06:11Our handy dandy...
06:13Notebook!
06:14Notebook!
06:15Together, we're all gonna suck your balls!
06:20What did you say?
06:21What did you say?
06:21I meant we're just going along for the ride as you enjoy your b****s before you lose them.
06:26And you know what?
06:29The price of the movie doesn't matter.
06:31Okay, yeah, it does.
06:32A lot.
06:32But the point I'm trying to make is there is nothing to be proud of in this movie.
06:37Everybody should be ashamed for even acknowledging it exists.
06:40The jokes are the worst.
06:42They never once get a laugh.
06:44We're a fleece!
06:46Shut the f**k up!
06:47No one cares!
06:47The characters are the worst.
06:49They're all just stereotypes of stereotypes.
06:52What's up, girl?
06:53Shut the f**k up!
06:56You're a f**king cunt!
06:59Your pinky dinky is out.
07:01Shut the f**k up!
07:04Nobody even wants you here!
07:08The plot is the worst!
07:10It's a joke!
07:11Literally!
07:11It's all written as a joke!
07:14But one with no good setup or punchlines!
07:16It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog shit I have ever seen in my entire life!
07:23My advice is leave this order of monkey puke forever!
07:25And never look back as long as you live!
07:27Or even after you die!
07:29Because that way, at least God knows, you're trying to do better.
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