00:00Hey, you ever see Steve Irwin's daughter, bro?
00:13Not too bad.
00:14Not too bad, huh?
00:15Raphael Tetzke.
00:16That telephone booth is a city landmark.
00:19Please, grow up, Raphael.
00:24Mom, I made a mistake, but I just got community service, and I'm going.
00:34You move into your cousin Mateo's house immediately.
00:38Raphael was under investigation by the FBI.
00:41The psycho pig who arrested me, she thinks that you're in possession of nukes and are
00:46planning to blow up Texas.
00:47I ain't the one under investigation here.
00:49This hood's full of perverts.
00:50Perverts?
00:52Ahhhh!
00:56Hey.
01:01How many Hans you found?
01:02There's five this week.
01:03A normal suburban neighborhood with normal suburban people living their normal suburban
01:09lives.
01:10Or so we thought.
01:11It's totally, utterly, completely out of control.
01:16You better keep your eyes wide open
01:19I'm your American Nightmare
01:22How do you really ever know you're safe?
01:24The answer, America, is you don't.
01:29See you next time, Texas.
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