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All Yours 1
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00:00What began as hateful sex quickly spiraled into fake engagements, corporate sabotage, and even murder.
00:20But beneath all the chaos, it's actually a love story.
00:24Just not the fairy tale you're used to.
00:26So buckle up. It's about to get a little wild.
00:30Hey, what's up?
00:40I can't believe you ghosted the guy I set you up with.
00:44Please, can we just drop it? I told you we don't have time for dating right now.
00:48What I'm hearing is that you have trust issues.
00:52Maybe, but I still don't have time for dating.
00:54All right. I wanted this to be a blind date so you could lose your mind when you saw how hot this guy was in real life.
01:02Here is his picture.
01:04Oh my god.
01:11I wouldn't mind a taste of that.
01:13Plus, I haven't gotten any since...
01:16Mindy?
01:20No.
01:22No. I cannot bore myself to death getting to know another loser.
01:25Oh my god. That's so crazy. You backpacked through Mount Dinkly Dinkly Koo while you were in college.
01:32All right. Fair.
01:33It's hard to find a guy that's going to match your freak.
01:36Come over for a drink at least.
01:37No. I'm already in my PJs. That's like a whole thing.
01:40I'm in my pajamas too. We'll have a drink. We'll have a pajama party.
01:45And it'll help you relax before your big day tomorrow.
01:48Come on.
01:49I just want to drink one, right?
01:51Be good, sir.
01:53This was supposed to be one innocent drink with a friend in pajamas.
01:57Not a midnight joyride in lingerie in a collision with my terrible decisions.
02:02But then again, when has anything ever gone as planned in my life?
02:09What the fuck?
02:12Christ.
02:15Fuck.
02:15Hey, asshole. Who taught you how to drive?
02:26Hey, uh...
02:29You're the one who hit me.
02:32You're the one that braked at the last second.
02:34I'm just abiding by the laws. You ever heard of traffic lights?
02:37You stopped at a yellow. Who the fuck does that?
02:40A yellow that was turning red.
02:42What, are you colorblind now, too?
02:44Oh, you're clearly impossible to talk to.
03:04Okay. Thank you.
03:05Perfect.
03:09Toad truck's gonna come in an hour.
03:11I hope you're proud of yourself.
03:15Hey, I got a question for you.
03:19Do you always terrorize traffic in your nighties?
03:23I was going to a friend's.
03:27Pretty hot.
03:28Excuse me?
03:29You heard me.
03:30But it doesn't excuse your driving.
03:32Do you ever just shut up?
03:33Why don't you make me?
03:35Come back over here, thank you.
03:37Oh, okay.
03:38So reckless driving now assaults and battery.
03:41You're a prick, you know that?
03:42Oh, yeah?
03:42Fuck you.
03:43Fuck you.
03:44Fuck you.
03:44Oh, fuck you.
03:45Fuck you.
03:45Fuck you.
03:47Fuck you.
04:17Oh, pleasure to meet you.
04:23I'll be home for my insurance, Tiffany.
04:33I look forward to it.
04:34I can not believe you had a one-night stand.
04:49In my defense, I was probably concussed.
04:53Secret in bed.
04:58I plead the fifth.
04:59Well, are you going to see him again?
05:01No, of course not.
05:02I hate the guy.
05:03Then why did you sleep with him?
05:07Look, I have to go.
05:08Wish me luck.
05:08Good luck.
05:11Whatever.
05:12It's not like I ever have to see him again.
05:16Oh, she's going to see him again.
05:18Hugh.
05:34Hugh.
05:34Hugh.
05:36What are you doing here?
05:39It's my first day.
05:41I'm counsel for the independent merger.
05:43Great.
05:44So you'll be poking around my business.
05:46Trust me.
05:47Your business is the last place I want to poke.
05:51He didn't seem to mind last night.
05:54Everything all right over here, Ethan?
05:57Totally fine.
05:58All right.
06:03Do you two know each other?
06:05No.
06:06I guess, technically, it was, no, well, technically, it was, are these your things?
06:16You might want to pick them up.
06:17I'd hate for them to get stepped on.
06:20Thanks for the tip.
06:22Always happy to help new arrivals.
06:25I just need your signature.
06:28Um, why would you need his signature?
06:30Because, sweetheart, he owns the company.
06:32See you, Malibus.
06:43Fuck me.
06:50Watch yourself.
06:52I'd hate for your first day to be your last.
06:54Fuck me.
06:55Fuck me.
06:55Fuck me.
06:56Fuck me.
06:57Fuck me.
06:58Fuck me.
07:00Fuck me.
07:01Fuck me.
07:01Fuck me.
07:01Fuck me.
07:01Fuck me.
07:01Fuck me.
07:01Fuck me.
07:02Fuck me.
07:02Okay, got that.
07:07Are there any cybersecurity controls that the auditors are going to need?
07:10Yeah, they'll look closely at endpoint protection and third-party vendor access.
07:15Got it.
07:22It's late.
07:25Do you work all your employees into the ground, or am I just the lucky one?
07:29Only the ones that think they're smarter than me.
07:31Think.
07:32Oh, think.
07:32Think.
07:33Yeah, that's something I happen to know.
07:36Yeah, in your mind, maybe.
07:38Don't flatter yourself.
07:39You're not in my mind.
07:43Really?
07:44Because I thought you'd be thinking about the best sex of your life you had the other night.
07:56Okay, um, do you want to get this done?
07:57Or do you want me to give you in your ego?
07:58Or do you want me to give you in your ego the room?
07:59I mean, I just enjoy watching people fall apart under pressure.
08:03You must love mirrors, then.
08:08Come on.
08:09You would, too, if you had biceps like these?
08:12Pop.
08:13Pop.
08:13Do you?
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:18Not too bad.
08:19I don't know.
08:21I think I could take you.
08:24Damn.
08:25Very nice, but you're, like, three feet tall.
08:28Oh, please.
08:30If I wanted to, I could have you on your back in three seconds.
08:34I could lift you with one arm.
08:35I'd like to see you try.
08:40I bet you would.
08:44Howard.
08:45Yeah?
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49Come on.
08:59Come on.
09:05Don't you just love sex?
09:22Mm-hmm.
09:22Absolutely adore it.
09:24Clearly.
09:25What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
09:26I mean, we've only seen each other twice, and each time we've, well, fucked.
09:32It's true.
09:33And it's weird.
09:34Do you have a three-day rule?
09:37What's the three-day rule?
09:38Exactly what it sounds like.
09:39It's two dates, and then on the third date, we have sex.
09:42Hmm.
09:43Well, I'm kind of in sex for the benefits, the health benefits.
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:47It's really good for your skin, for sleep.
09:49It's great for your immune system.
09:51Yeah, I'd never get sick.
09:57Hey, uh, I have a proposition for us.
10:01Just, just regular sex.
10:04No strings attached.
10:05You and me.
10:06Yeah, I mean, business is business.
10:08And, uh, no feelings, no future.
10:11Come on.
10:13I know you want to.
10:14You're so annoying.
10:20Okay, fine.
10:22No fucking feelings.
10:24No fucking future.
10:25I love it.
10:30Ethan!
10:32Shit, that's Hillary.
10:33What?
10:34Get up, get up.
10:35Who the fuck is Hillary?
10:37Uh, Hillary Stone.
10:38She's a shareholder, and the woman I've seen.
10:40What the fuck?
10:46No.
10:51Now, before she gets in here.
10:53Ethan!
10:58Hillary.
10:59Hi, darling.
11:00How are you?
11:00I'm good.
11:01You know, just burning the midnight oil.
11:02Yeah?
11:03Yeah, you know me.
11:03We're gonna wait.
11:04Well, I brought you a cake, but
11:06looks like you've already had your dessert.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Ice cream, yeah.
11:17Want to try?
11:18Yeah.
11:20Ooh.
11:21Strong, strong.
11:25Very good.
11:25Mm-hmm.
11:29That smells disgusting in here.
11:32Also, I'm gonna clean it up.
11:34No, it's totally fine.
11:36I got it.
11:38It's all good.
11:39I got you.
11:54Hey, hey.
11:55I was thinking, you and I go on a date tomorrow.
12:00Really?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Just the two of us?
12:03Just the two of us.
12:04Mm-hmm.
12:05Maybe you can put on something cute.
12:07Like what?
12:08One of your fancy dresses.
12:10Yeah.
12:11But I should probably get back to work, finish up, and you're just a big distraction.
12:18Look at you.
12:19You're so beautiful.
12:21You don't even have five minutes.
12:22Let's go.
12:25Fine.
12:26Here's your bag.
12:27Do you call me for a bed?
12:28I'll text you.
12:29Holy shit.
12:35Shit.
12:36What the fuck?
12:39Okay.
12:40Deal is off.
12:41I'm calling it off.
12:47What the fuck?
12:50Okay.
12:51Deal is off.
12:52I'm calling it off.
12:53I can't believe you're sleeping with other women.
12:55And the woman is Hillary whatever the fuck her name is.
12:58No, hang on, hang on.
12:59Hillary and I are not sleeping together.
13:00We went out twice.
13:01I don't believe that.
13:02No, besides, I'm a gentleman, and I only sleep with one woman at a time.
13:06You're telling me you two aren't sleeping together.
13:08I promise.
13:10You're dating.
13:11We went on two dates.
13:13Okay.
13:15You're not exclusive?
13:16Not exclusive.
13:17Are deals back on?
13:20That was not okay.
13:21I understand.
13:27Okay.
13:28As the reigning attorney, I'm adding an addendum to our agreement.
13:33Number one, nobody sleeps with anyone else.
13:36Once that happens, deals off.
13:38Yeah, agreed.
13:39Okay, and number two, nobody can know that we're sleeping together.
13:42Absolutely.
13:44No feelings, no future.
13:46No feelings, no future.
13:48Okay.
13:49Okay, no, get the fuck away from me.
13:50I like it when you're angry.
13:52Ugh.
14:09No feelings.
14:21No future.
14:24No future.
14:24No future.
14:25So, let's hear it.
14:31Spill the tea.
14:32Wendy, I'm telling you, this sex is life-changing.
14:35Look who's talking.
14:37Well, maybe this time it'll be the actual thing.
14:40Okay, I don't know about that.
14:41We're at each other's throats most of the time, but it kind of makes it hotter.
14:43Thanks.
14:46Hello?
14:47Hello?
14:48I'll call you back.
14:49You're feeling so injured.
15:19Oh, it's you! Remind me of your name again?
15:24It's Sloan.
15:25I didn't even see you come in. I must have still been in the bathroom stall with Ethan. Oh my god.
15:30We were in there forever. That boy's just got such endurance on him.
15:39You were?
15:40Yeah. Our relationship is so hot and heavy. I mean, he just can't keep his hands off me. We're doing it everywhere.
15:48Oh, I saw the way you looked at him. Girl to girl, it's not gonna work out.
15:58I would hate for someone to get the wrong impression that that's the way that you move through your career.
16:04Do you know what I'm saying?
16:08Listen, Sloan, you are such a beautiful girl. I mean, you've got the face and the hair and the body.
16:18I'm sure that there's a guy out there who's in your league and would be more than happy to take you home tonight.
16:25Okay.
16:26Lip gloss?
16:27I'm good.
16:28Enjoy yourself.
16:29I'm good.
16:30Enjoy yourself.
16:31Someone's in a hurry.
16:32I'm so sorry. I can pay for the cleaning.
16:33It's okay. I'm on my way home from work anyhow.
16:34Where do you work?
16:35I work at a finance house just across the street.
16:39someone's in a hurry i'm so sorry i i can pay for the cleaning it's okay i'm on my way home
16:58from work anyhow where do you work i work at a finance house just across the street
17:03that's cool i'm sorry don't worry about it don't worry i'm um i'm marco talibar shake your hand but
17:09it's a little wet no that's okay i'm slow nice to meet you slow nice to meet you i know it's very
17:16forward but uh could i maybe take you out to dinner tonight tonight i know it's full you're beautiful
17:24and spontaneous why not uh you know what why not yeah yeah meet you here at seven i'd love that
17:37okay i look forward to it i'm gonna see you then i'll see you then okay all right bye
17:41bye
18:11marco's everything that i'm supposed to want he's kind he's handsome but what if
18:20deep down i'm the kind of girl who falls for the storm not the shelter here you go deals off by the
18:26way here you go deals off by the way what do you mean the deals off just what i said deals off
18:34i mean but we're just getting started okay i'm sorry what happened i met someone
18:41and it's time for date three and you're sure about this you just want to throw away what we have
18:48and what is it that we have exactly
18:50nothing yeah never mind you're lost what's uh what's this guy's name marco
19:04tilby i i don't know why that would matter to you actually you're right it doesn't matter
19:10you're an ass you know that
19:13you're a bitch i always knew that you were too immature to handle this kind of thing and i knew
19:21you were too insecure excuse me you heard me
19:25why don't you go sleep with your safe little rebound and you can sabotage that relationship
19:32just like you did ours i give it two weeks
19:34fuck you oh real mature sloan just shut up you know from now on agreement is null and void great great
19:44jake it's me i need you to find out everything you can about this marco selby guy report back to me
20:03i like it
20:10you are so stunning
20:14you must get it all the time though
20:17um you do you have to be modest means a lot coming from you though
20:23you know i've dated a lot sloan but um
20:29you've had such a big impact on me
20:33you're so beautiful
20:35i know it's only the um
20:44only the third date
20:47but um do you want to um
20:52yeah
20:54yeah
20:55wait wait wait
21:06just a minute
21:07um
21:08you okay
21:11i think i don't feel ready
21:15i don't want to mess this up
21:18i'm sorry
21:19that's okay
21:21can we wait
21:23of course
21:24i'm waiting for you as a person
21:28so
21:29look i'm sorry about last night again
21:41don't apologize i had such a nice evening
21:43that's easier
21:48yeah
21:49okay
21:50see ya
21:50hey boss
22:01yeah
22:02this uh
22:03this marco clan just came out of sloan's home
22:06he looked pretty happy
22:08all right jake thanks for the intel just stay on him
22:11no feelings
22:19no future
22:21no feelings no future
22:24ethan
22:29can i speak to you for a moment
22:31it's mr cross
22:32uh i see you were too busy this morning to finish the paperwork on the mergers
22:36well
22:37you promised you would send me those reports six hours ago
22:40so if you could go do your job i'd appreciate it so that i could do mine
22:43it's kind of hard to do my job when there's a walking hr violation
22:47it's cute though
22:49marco
22:53what are you doing here
22:56i took your glasses by mistake
22:58oh my god you brought them all the way here
22:59of course
23:00i wouldn't want you to be like to get to those beautiful lines of yours
23:03you are so sweet and considerate
23:05i'm gonna go put these in my purse
23:08go for it
23:08you two boys play nice
23:09oh man
23:13oh my god
23:14that ass just will not quit
23:15dude you better
23:16watch your mouth
23:17flower boy
23:18flower boy
23:19take it easy big guy
23:20he's coming here to drop something off
23:23not to cause a problem
23:24is he always like this guys
23:26all right this is my workplace
23:28so if you can just leave
23:30be very nice
23:31i will
23:31i will
23:32i'm just gonna go and reminisce on last night
23:33yeah yeah yeah
23:34i'm gonna stop you right there
23:35this is my office
23:36you keep running your mouth
23:37yeah
23:37i'll hit it
23:39you'll hit it
23:40i'll hit it
23:40okay
23:41hey
23:42we're playing nicely
23:43we're just getting to know each other
23:44he's a good guy
23:45oh i'm so glad
23:46sure you have a lot in common
23:47have a lovely day honey
23:49bye
23:50see you around
23:51i am thoroughly and utterly confused
24:00i am thoroughly and utterly confused
24:04i cannot believe you said no to sex with a total stud
24:08and you broke your three date rule
24:12i know
24:12most guys don't even get to three dates
24:15and marco's a great guy
24:16i just couldn't stop thinking about it
24:17god i think i like him
24:21is that a bad thing
24:23yes i hate the guy
24:24you just said you like him
24:26i like him and i hate him
24:27girl you need therapy
24:29i just feel like he really challenges me
24:52like i finally found someone who matches my fire
24:54that's great go for him
24:56no
24:56but you have great sex
24:58okay but it's like a guarantee
25:00that i'm gonna get hurt
25:01you sure don't know that
25:02yes i do
25:03no
25:03yes i do
25:04no
25:28oh
25:40the plot thickens
25:42fuck
25:44no no no
25:44he's gonna see me
25:45he's gonna see me
25:46you have to hide me
25:47that's my cue to go
25:48what are you doing here
25:51having a drink
25:52what are you doing here
25:54same
25:55would you look at that
25:56so uh how'd it go last night
26:00fine
26:02talking about the sex
26:05we didn't have sex
26:08oh that's bullshit
26:09it was your third date
26:10did you spend the night
26:11you know i don't really see how that's any of your business
26:14but as a matter of fact
26:16he did
26:17oh you are so lying
26:20you know
26:21not all men are out to get laid
26:22oh and you're implying that i am
26:24oh if the shoe fits
26:25well i'm not
26:27i mean just look at hillary and i
26:28oh yeah she was bragging about how you couldn't get your hands off her
26:32and she was probably just saying that to make you jealous
26:35and it looks like it's working
26:36i am not jealous
26:39i could give a rat's ass who you fuck
26:42so you can go ahead and get over yourself
26:44and are such narcissists
26:48women aren't that much better
26:50it's always me me me
26:52well at least we're not afraid of vulnerability
26:54at least we don't leak our emotions all over the place
26:56oh is that what women do
26:57well if the shoe fits
26:59fuck you
26:59fuck you
27:24are you watching me sleep
27:36you snore
27:38i guess this means the deal's back on
27:49yeah it looks like the deal's back on
27:51nice
27:53you're an enigma
27:56salon winters
27:58and you're an asshole
28:00ethan cross
28:02really not
28:04what's this?
28:12um no that's just work stuff
28:13oh what is it
28:15no no no okay
28:16no
28:16no
28:17fine
28:18so uh
28:23what are your plans today?
28:26um
28:26i have to go see my grandma
28:31she's in the hospital
28:32um
28:33so sorry to hear that
28:34is there anything i can do to help?
28:36no
28:39no
28:39thank you
28:41you know what i take that back
28:47there is something you can do
28:48grandma this is the avoided stance i mentioned to you
29:06this one
29:08i think he's a keeper
29:09he is isn't he
29:10yeah well i've danced in boardrooms bathrooms and even a fire drill once
29:14but you guys are by far my best audience yet
29:17well you make her laugh and that's worth everything these days
29:22don't let her push you away even
29:28she does that when she's scared
29:30grandma
29:30i'm old i can say these things
29:32and then i think it was this
29:42oh
29:44oh that's cute
29:46that's cute slum
29:47okay
29:49that is
29:50no
29:50no
29:51no
29:51okay
29:52okay
29:53okay
29:53okay
29:54okay
29:54okay
29:55okay
29:55listen
29:55listen
29:56listen
29:56listen
29:57i'm listening
29:58yes
29:58uh-huh
29:59thank you
30:02for what you did today i really appreciated it
30:07and i know my grandma did too
30:10it was nothing
30:13and your grandma is super cool
30:16you know that's crazy because you're pretty cool too
30:19and you are
30:21you're beautiful
30:25what
30:37something's different
30:40because
30:43i think you're falling for me
30:47oh
30:47good
31:03and
31:03and
31:06and
31:06and
31:07and
31:37You made breakfast?
31:43I sure did.
31:46Got a little something for you, too.
31:50It's for you.
31:52What is this?
31:53I was thinking that we could go on a date.
31:59What?
32:00Like a real date, you know, between two real people.
32:07I can't.
32:13Um, why?
32:16I can't engage in an emotional relationship with you right now.
32:20Okay, I, I don't understand, because, you know, last night we, uh, it was special, right?
32:38Last night shouldn't have happened.
32:40I shouldn't have asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend or meet my grandma, and I'm sorry that I ever put you in that position.
32:46Listen, but nothing that we've ever talked about is different now.
32:53Nothing has changed.
32:55Listen, where the fuck is this coming from?
32:57It's coming from you.
33:00You are the one that said, no feelings, no future.
33:03You are this now.
33:05This is, this is because of Marco, isn't it?
33:08Oh my God, you are so obsessed with fucking Marco.
33:12This isn't about Marco.
33:13Okay, then what is it about then?
33:17Tell me.
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