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Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:06I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:11you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22The payoff my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:42No feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you I'm good at you.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:56Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08I'm open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:29Uh,
00:04:31guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules!
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:40In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities,
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:10is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving
00:08:14any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:20Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe
00:08:29a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:35Thanks, Snowy.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me!
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:12Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this.
00:09:54Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died,
00:10:29he left us enough
00:10:30of $100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:41if you worked at their summer house,
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules,
00:10:46if you don't get this job back,
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:52I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:01You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:09and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:18What?
00:11:18You still have feelings
00:11:19for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw
00:11:23in that girl.
00:11:24Mia,
00:11:24do not say anything mean
00:11:26about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything
00:12:00that happened between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:18than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:33You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:40you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me
00:14:05this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah,
00:14:17you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you
00:14:28been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead
00:14:41and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping your job.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules,
00:15:22you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules,
00:15:32your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Ah!
00:15:49Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me!
00:15:52You better give me
00:15:54my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person
00:15:57you can trust
00:15:58in this house
00:15:58full of snakes.
00:16:00Ah!
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming
00:16:10for the third time!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:15Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:16:20Hand me your shirt!
00:16:21Now, now!
00:16:21Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:11Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:33If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:17:43Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:02Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:30Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:22Let's seal the deal.
00:19:22Let's seal the deal.
00:19:26Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:37All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:41Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:03No feelings.
00:20:03I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:18Yeah, I do.
00:20:21I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:26You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:36Hey, Mom.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:28Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on ghost.
00:23:02About to troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:04That shit never know.
00:23:05Shelfy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look, it's go.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on 10 again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I can't stop.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19I'm still thirsty.
00:23:23Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:17Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:20Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:30And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:26:04What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no bone rings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34She'll definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:36You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:01What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07It's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding!
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:14What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:01I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett.
00:29:15This one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:22I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:58I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:14Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18Ah!
00:30:28You're so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:54Yo!
00:30:58Emmet, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit.
00:31:08Don't come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules.
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules.
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:26You hooked up.
00:31:28Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmet, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude, stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:52I don't know-
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:14Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:28Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:16That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell him to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mind.
00:34:07Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:33I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:45You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:03It's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:18I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:34he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:43I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:00I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:41She never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:04Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:23I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:32You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44Rude.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:18So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:28Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still
00:40:55owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04Yes.
00:41:04That's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:12It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean...
00:41:26Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell
00:41:39him I don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:45I promise.
00:41:46The girls go shopping.
00:41:58Saturdays are for the boys!
00:42:00Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:03I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:07Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:42:18The internship is mine.
00:42:20Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:23Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:26If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:27Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:28Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:32I'm gonna go try the sun!
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:59No, you didn't!
00:43:00That's impossible.
00:43:01it doesn't fit. Maybe the zipper's stuck. What are you doing? I'm shopping. Do you not
00:43:09remember me? I used to be in here all the time. Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores. But what Mia says goes. So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what? You're right. I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds
00:43:28like you. That's it. You're out. Oh, Mr. Allen. Excuse me. I'm just going to take out the
00:43:35trash. Trash? Yeah. That's my girlfriend. Oh. Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in
00:43:47this boutique. See this car? Has no spending limit. My girlfriend can get whatever she
00:43:54wants. And I would like to try this dress on first. No way. This is mine. Oh. Are you
00:44:01going to purchase it? No. Not with this janky little zipper. Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:06What do you think? Noah? Will you come help zip me up? Of course.
00:44:33You know, there's only one problem with this dress. Is it too expensive? No. It breaks
00:44:47a no boner rule. Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:44:57thank you, Noah. You can be pretty sweet sometimes. Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:16Put the dress on my card. Excuse me. I am missing a very expensive necklace. I bet she stole
00:45:33it. I would never. Then dump out your bag and prove it. Fine. Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41Yeah. See? Told ya. I don't know how that got there. Well, she stole it. And I believe that
00:46:10$500 is a felony. Call the police. Don't call the police. This is all my fault. No, it's
00:46:19not. Yes, it is. I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse. But I was
00:46:26going to pay for it once everybody left. You can't do this. It's a waste of money. Neither
00:46:32of us want me to win. It's worth it. Trust me. And you look beautiful in that dress. Put
00:46:39the necklace on my card as well. Please and thank you.
00:46:42There he is. Jules is looking pretty hot tonight. Yeah, Jules looks hot every night. Well, enjoy
00:47:02it while it lasts because after tonight, I'm that little slut begging for me. Watch your
00:47:11mouth. Don't talk about Jules like that. Okay, dude. Jules was mine first. I dumped her, okay?
00:47:18It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me. Jules broke up with you so she could
00:47:24be with me. Okay. All right. We'll add some heat to her back. Yeah? I get Jules' panties
00:47:33off. By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the
00:47:37summer house. Fine. And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her
00:47:41for the rest of the summer, okay? I don't even want you looking at her. Deal. You better
00:47:51not make me go into that club alone. Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit. Hey. Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay? Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:24Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know. Jules. You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:37About what? The music in here? Because I think it sucks.
00:48:42Jules.
00:48:44Tell me that you want to be with me. For real. No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:48:51I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:53Uh, Destiny. We're right in the middle of something.
00:48:55Like I care. I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:01I'm sorry. We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:04Have fun.
00:49:06Here. Put this on.
00:49:09I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:16You're crazy.
00:49:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:49You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:55Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:16Oh
00:50:46Wait for the world
00:50:48To give me diamonds and pearls
00:50:50Diamonds and pearls
00:50:51No way, wait, no need
00:50:53Anticipating
00:50:55My mind's gone back
00:50:57I'm back, girl
00:50:58I got the way to the world
00:51:00Wait for the world
00:51:01To give me diamonds and pearls
00:51:03Diamonds and pearls
00:51:04No way, wait, no need
00:51:06Anticipating
00:51:08Now I pray for you
00:51:10Come back tonight
00:51:11So this is the key
00:51:12I'm sorry
00:51:12Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:51:42Top that.
00:52:12Top that.
00:52:42Top that.
00:52:44Yo.
00:52:46Jason.
00:52:47Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:52:50Now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:53Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:11Woo!
00:53:12As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:20I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:28Jules, wait!
00:53:30You look upset.
00:53:31What are you, my therapist?
00:53:32Fuck off!
00:53:33No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:38Jules.
00:53:39I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:46Jules.
00:53:47I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:51What is that?
00:53:52Oh, we got time.
00:53:53Come on, Jules.
00:53:54You want to have some fun?
00:53:56No thanks.
00:53:57Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:27Cheers.
00:54:28All right.
00:54:29Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:30Come on.
00:54:31I'm gonna go change.
00:54:32Destiny.
00:54:33Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:54:34Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:35Emmett was with her.
00:54:36That little shit.
00:54:37...
00:54:48Don't.
00:54:49Move.
00:55:02what do you think you're doing stop denying yourself jules both know you want this
00:55:10be gentle just like our first time remember back off relax baby let that e kick in you gave me
00:55:19drugs so you could fuck me oh i was gonna fuck you anyways let go of me this is just gonna take a
00:55:27minute emmett let go and we can pretend like this never happened oh i'm not leaving until i'm done
00:55:36with you jules are you in there noah help me noah help me emmett get off of her you had no problem
00:55:53sharing her when she was my girlfriend what's the big deal now huh emmett she doesn't want you
00:56:01what are you doing she wants me so bad dude even if she won't say so
00:56:06dude i thought we were friends i'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:16wait stop this asshole isn't worth it
00:56:27you look like shit jules just kicked my ass all i did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50hey keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:56mia stop
00:57:01this bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:57:06emmett just tried to assault me be so fucking for real emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:12you're just jealous because emmett is hooking up with me and you know what he's coming back to
00:57:21the house with me tonight mia sit down emmett if you ever come near the summer house again
00:57:29i will kill you okay noah let's go let's go
00:57:33i'm not letting you take noah from me
00:57:41thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:51ow
00:57:53you're hurt let me help you
00:57:56i want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:11i still think i should take you to a hospital
00:58:24i mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with really
00:58:28i didn't take them
00:58:30you didn't take the pills
00:58:32you know i got something better than e
00:58:39it's twice as fun
00:58:41and i've been saving it just for you
00:58:52what are you trying to give me
00:58:53rocky road
00:58:59ow
00:59:01hey i got you ice cream this is how you repay me
00:59:04how are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice
00:59:09i'm not an asshole
00:59:11no you're the king of assholes
00:59:14you know i don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but
00:59:21whatever
00:59:22i gotta show you something
00:59:28i never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:41and i only dated mia to make you jealous
00:59:48and i only dated mia to make you jealous
00:59:50it worked
00:59:55i've wanted you all summer
00:59:59i've wanted you all summer
01:00:09stop waiting
01:00:11i need you now
01:00:15what if somebody sees
01:00:31what if somebody sees
01:00:35everybody's at the club
01:00:37i'm taking you upstairs
01:00:41and i'm having you
01:00:44i'm having you
01:00:46i'm having you
01:00:46Oh, my God.
01:01:16Hi, Mrs. Allen.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:20Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:47What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:10You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:22She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:02:27and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm going to go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:02:59Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:10Uh.
01:03:14My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:18Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:03:29Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:49I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:52What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah.
01:04:04A little help.
01:04:05Uh, Mom.
01:04:06Uh, this is Jules,
01:04:08and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:13Uh, yes.
01:04:14It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight,
01:04:41I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:03Thanks.
01:05:06She's prepared.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:22Jules.
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:36Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow.
01:05:48Oh, no, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Let's go.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:08Where did she go?
01:06:25Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh, wait, no.
01:06:36Ow!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Ow!
01:06:48Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:50Ow!
01:06:51Ow!
01:06:51Ow!
01:06:52Ow!
01:06:52Ow!
01:06:53Ow!
01:06:53Ow!
01:06:54Ow!
01:06:54Ow!
01:06:55Ow!
01:06:55Ow!
01:06:56Ow!
01:06:56Ow!
01:06:57Ow!
01:06:57Ow!
01:06:58Ow!
01:07:11Ow!
01:07:12Ow!
01:07:12Ow!
01:07:13You saved me?
01:07:14Here.
01:07:14I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:27thank you for taking care of her i hope i was a good maid yeah i should give you a raise
01:07:43can you ever be serious for more than two seconds
01:07:46you know maid girlfriend it doesn't matter
01:07:50i still got to pay to hang out with me no feelings remember
01:07:58i'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:08:07i'll tear it up right now i mean it
01:08:12i need that money more than i want you
01:08:17when my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:22if i don't get that money then my mom will lose her house
01:08:26so it was really always just about the money really
01:08:31when i started our relationship it was about the money but
01:08:36now i can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:39come with me
01:08:49i want to give you the money
01:08:54not as your boss
01:08:57as your boyfriend
01:08:58because i want to give you everything
01:09:01i don't know what to say
01:09:05just let me take care of you
01:09:11and tell me that you love me
01:09:17i don't think i can say it
01:09:23let me take care of you
01:09:28it's the least you can do
01:09:30fine
01:09:33you can take care of me okay
01:09:36and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:09:39i know you do
01:09:41good morning everyone
01:09:47oh my god lisa you're okay
01:09:49oh i'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:09:53i was just leaving
01:09:56you're not leaving jules
01:09:58we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:01after your little sex video was released
01:10:07at first i wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:11but after you saved me
01:10:15all i can say is
01:10:17welcome to the family
01:10:20wait
01:10:23you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:10:27that was before you left me to drown
01:10:30i'm off to see my new boyfriend ronaldo in cancun
01:10:35adios
01:10:37bye mom
01:10:40i'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:47good luck with that
01:10:48i don't need luck
01:10:51i have a really big brain
01:10:53there must be something incriminating in here
01:11:02what is this
01:11:08hmm
01:11:09ew what died in here
01:11:17my manhood
01:11:18listen i have something juicy for you
01:11:22really
01:11:23i don't like to read
01:11:27it's a contract between jules and noah
01:11:30they're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship
01:11:35that's cheating
01:11:37oh great you finally figured it out good boy
01:11:41i think it's time for you to cheat too
01:11:44i thought this was summer vacation
01:11:53i know
01:11:54i know
01:11:55but
01:11:56i've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship
01:11:59what up lovebirds
01:12:03emin i thought i told you i'd kill you if i saw you
01:12:07you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:09who are you
01:12:14i'm the man who holds noah's future in his hands
01:12:26mr lehman
01:12:27it's uh great to meet you uh what are you doing here
01:12:30emma called me up and told me about your summer house set up
01:12:34i'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:38the names andrew
01:12:40but my friends call me
01:12:42i'd like to be your friend
01:12:48i have enough friends thanks
01:12:53mr lehman
01:12:54why don't i take you to a night on the town
01:12:56uh... i'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble and emma
01:13:00promised me lots of trouble
01:13:03uh...
01:13:04the next intern for lehman corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:13:09and i get bored easy
01:13:14your interview for lehman corp starts now
01:13:20interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:26well i'll see you in the office
01:13:29hey how about i show you out to the pool
01:13:30that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:13:33that's the guy you want to work for
01:13:43he's a total clown
01:13:45andrew lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:50and if i work for him my career will be made
01:13:52but don't you already have enough money
01:13:55jules i had a four point o gpa
01:13:58i was the captain of every sports team i was on and i networked like a mother fucker
01:14:03i was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career
01:14:07and then our sex tape got released
01:14:10and all my job prospects were completely toast
01:14:13the only interview i got was for lehman corporation
01:14:16jules i need this internship
01:14:18and so do you
01:14:20because without it i can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:14:23you lied to me
01:14:29no i didn't lie to you
01:14:30i just
01:14:31i just didn't tell you everything
01:14:33i'm sorry
01:14:35everybody
01:14:39let's get the party started
01:14:42looks like i found my lady for the night
01:14:53i've met a lot of pretty girls
01:14:58there's something special about you
01:15:01you're so beautiful
01:15:05thanks
01:15:06but i'm taken
01:15:08i'm not trying to marry you
01:15:10noah
01:15:12tell me
01:15:13who snatched this hottie up
01:15:16that'd be me
01:15:18you're a lucky man
01:15:21i know
01:15:22how long is he gonna be here
01:15:27i'll protect you
01:15:30look at here
01:15:32the happy little couple
01:15:34from
01:15:36soulmates
01:15:37to soulmates
01:15:40emmett
01:15:43emmett
01:15:44noah and i are talking
01:15:46can you go entertain your little friend
01:15:48yeah well i just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:52yeah he's finally gonna win our bet
01:15:54what bet
01:15:56what bet
01:15:59i told noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer i would drop out of the internship
01:16:05pool
01:16:06that's not true
01:16:08yeah it is
01:16:10i thought noah would pussy out if i won so
01:16:13i recorded the whole thing
01:16:14you play that i'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:17i don't want to hear it
01:16:23yeah
01:16:24i'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to know
01:16:28hmm
01:16:29i was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:32i was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:36i was nothing but a check to you
01:16:38both of you can fuck off
01:16:41chicks dude
01:16:46i'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:16:49i wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:16:51i don't care about anybody except jules
01:16:55you're pathetic
01:16:58me
01:16:59whatever dude
01:17:02what were you thinking
01:17:06that noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:09i've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:17:13you're a sexy girl
01:17:17we could have a lot of fun
01:17:19i don't have time for that shit
01:17:21then make time
01:17:22there's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:24the boys share their toys
01:17:28and i want to play with you
01:17:30i don't want to be played with
01:17:32if you play nice
01:17:33i'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:35the only reason why noah made his bet
01:17:39was to get this job
01:17:40even if this guy is an asshole
01:17:42i should hear him out
01:17:43what do i have to do
01:17:45let me borrow you for the night
01:17:49in your dreams
01:17:55you know where jules is
01:18:03you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:06maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:18:08mia
01:18:09a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:12get it through your head
01:18:14i want to be with jules
01:18:15why do you like her so much
01:18:18i don't like her
01:18:20i love her
01:18:23you know
01:18:26i feel sorry for you
01:18:28for falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30you know she planted that sex tape right
01:18:32yeah well she said she didn't
01:18:34found your girlfriend
01:18:36if i do what you say
01:18:50then you'll give noah this job
01:18:52yes
01:18:52and it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:54we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58my company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:01wait
01:19:02now i know where i recognize you
01:19:05damn
01:19:06you were great
01:19:08just one kiss
01:19:10that's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:19:14don't play hard to get
01:19:22get off
01:19:29get off of her
01:19:35let me have my fun
01:19:38then you can take your turn
01:19:39if you don't leave her alone i'm gonna break your fingers
01:19:41you wouldn't dare
01:19:43you little shit
01:19:46you'll never work for lehman
01:19:48yeah it looks like i dodged a bullet there
01:19:50because i would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at lehman
01:19:54you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:19:58you want to mess with me
01:19:59you want to mess with me
01:20:00yeah why don't you sue me
01:20:01and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around
01:20:05you know i bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:20:09please don't tell my wife
01:20:10get out of my face old man
01:20:12how could you do that to me jules
01:20:24how could you do that to me jules
01:20:28it wasn't what it looked like
01:20:30don't lie to me
01:20:31i saw you kissing back
01:20:33i should be the one that's mad
01:20:40you made a bet with emmet about our relationship
01:20:42you were getting money out of the deal
01:20:45so why does it matter
01:20:46tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now
01:20:51tell him you love him
01:20:53it matters
01:20:54because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:20:58you're fired
01:21:06get out of my house
01:21:09you're gone for good bitch
01:21:25you never belonged with us
01:21:31and now it's your turn to go
01:21:34i played you and i won
01:21:38this has nothing to do with you
01:21:41oh honey
01:21:43this has everything to do with me
01:21:47i planted the camera in your room
01:21:53and then i got the sex tape of you and noah
01:21:57and then i uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:02you thought you were better than me
01:22:08but i always win
01:22:10all i fucking do is win
01:22:15a miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:23mom
01:22:32i saved the house
01:22:34it's too late
01:22:37maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:22:46someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:50that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:22:53you lose everything
01:22:55oh god
01:22:57can i help you
01:23:10what are you doing in that uniform
01:23:12my dad cut me off after i lost an andrew lehman internship
01:23:16i guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job so
01:23:20i have a big tip for you
01:23:34seriously
01:23:35smile more
01:23:38this money feels dirty
01:23:48i never want to see this check again
01:23:50miss me
01:24:02miss me
01:24:07get lost
01:24:17i deserve that
01:24:18look i wrote us up a new contract all right
01:24:23and i think you'll really like it
01:24:26is this the deed to my house
01:24:32yeah
01:24:33this morning i bought it
01:24:36you bought my house from under us
01:24:39look at the name on the title
01:24:41oh my god
01:24:44you put it under my name
01:24:48it's yours jules
01:24:49it's all yours
01:24:51but
01:24:52i am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:55another condition
01:24:58what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:25:01sleep with your boss
01:25:03drug your mom
01:25:04no
01:25:05but i would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:25:09tonight
01:25:10night at 8pm
01:25:18and i want you to wear this
01:25:20what are you doing here
01:25:35noah told me to come
01:25:36noah told me to come
01:25:37really
01:25:38oh how pathetic
01:25:40noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:42noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:46he's proposing to you
01:25:47when did you two get back together
01:25:50well it's not official yet
01:25:52but he invited me here
01:25:54to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:55and even an idiot like you
01:25:57would know that he's proposing
01:25:58i guess after spending the entire summer
01:26:02being bored to death by you
01:26:03noah decided it was time to be with
01:26:05the best
01:26:06mia
01:26:09jules
01:26:10i am so happy that both of you were here
01:26:12why did you invite me here
01:26:14to watch you propose to mia
01:26:16propose
01:26:18who said anything about proposing to you
01:26:20oh please
01:26:21the big question
01:26:22yeah i do have a big question
01:26:25mia why did you plant that sex tape of jules and i
01:26:30uh
01:26:32how did you know about that
01:26:35well because i made a huge mistake
01:26:37and when you were leaving the summer house
01:26:39i heard you're in jules's fight
01:26:40you know
01:26:41the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:44okay
01:26:45fine
01:26:47yeah
01:26:48i planted the camera
01:26:49and i uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51but
01:26:52i just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:26:55what are you gonna do
01:26:56arrest me
01:26:57actually that's my job
01:26:58oh hi
01:26:59mia matthews
01:27:00you're under arrest
01:27:01what
01:27:01for revenge porn
01:27:02what
01:27:02you're not actually doing this are you
01:27:04these are not what they're for
01:27:06call my dad
01:27:07oh daddy
01:27:09bye ma'am
01:27:10if you invited me here to watch that
01:27:15i appreciate it
01:27:17that's not why i invited you here
01:27:19everybody
01:27:24what is he doing
01:27:27i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:27:35and here are my secrets
01:27:39i scream when i see spiders
01:27:43i do
01:27:44and i crashed my car on santa monica boulevard
01:27:48and i was so scared i just left it there
01:27:51and i cannot tell my left from my right
01:27:55noah
01:27:55what are you doing
01:27:56you look like a crazy person
01:27:58and i have one more secret
01:27:59jules i am stupidly
01:28:03in love with you
01:28:05and i want to make it official jules
01:28:10right here in front of everybody
01:28:12i want everyone to know
01:28:14what you are to me
01:28:15what you are to me
01:28:16what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:37what you are to me
01:28:38what you are to me
01:28:38what you are to me
01:28:38what you are to me
01:28:38what you are to me
01:28:39what you are to me
01:28:39what you are to me
01:28:39what you are to me
01:28:44Jules, why did you reject me
01:29:13in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:43I'm too far gone in my bag.
01:29:44I'm too far gone in my bag.
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