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๐ŸŽญ Kapil Sharma Show
The Kapil Sharma Show is Indiaโ€™s most loved comedy stage where laughter meets entertainment. ๐ŸŒŸ Hosted by the one and only Kapil Sharma, this show brings together jokes, skits, celebrity fun, and unlimited masti that guarantees smiles on every face. ๐Ÿ˜„

Every episode feels like a festival of happiness โ€” with witty punches, desi humor, and the funniest characters played by Kapilโ€™s talented team. From Bollywood celebrities โญ to sports legends and everyday heroes, every guest is welcomed with laughter and warmth. The highlight of the show is how Kapil connects with his audience โ€” his quick wit, desi andaaz, and relatable jokes make him the true โ€œKing of Comedy.โ€ ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚

In the world of comedy, this show has built its own kingdom, often called the Comedy Ki Duniya. โœจ Itโ€™s not just about jokes โ€” itโ€™s about making people forget their stress and enjoy precious moments of joy with family and friends.

So, if you are searching for non-stop laughter, unforgettable comedy, and desi-style entertainment, The Kapil Sharma Show is your perfect destination. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rollercoaster of humor that will always leave you smiling! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ซ

๐Ÿ‘‰ The Kapil Sharma Show โ€“ Heart of Comedy Ki Duniya! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿคฃ
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Transcript
00:00Oh
00:02Oh
00:04Oh
00:14I
00:16I
00:18I
00:20I
00:30You are looking so gorgeous.
00:56Archanan ji!
00:58How are you?
01:00Oh, look at that.
01:04Now, you have come to the stage.
01:06So, hi!
01:08Hi!
01:10We are here today.
01:12We are here today.
01:14We are here today.
01:16We are here today.
01:18You have to show our video.
01:20Archanan ji, how is Aryaman?
01:24Archanan ji, how is Aryaman?
01:26Is he on Insta?
01:28Yeah.
01:29Remember that photograph you took?
01:30He was so tiny.
01:31He was here.
01:32Now I see all these kids.
01:34Now I started feeling old.
01:36I've seen them grow old so much.
01:38You have a long way to go before even allowed to say it.
01:40No, but I'm saying, you know, then you realize, oh my god.
01:42How time has gone, I know.
01:44Crazy.
01:45Are you guys done with your English?
01:46Shut up.
01:48I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:50What are you doing?
01:51Where are you from?
01:52Where are you from?
01:53Mumbai.
01:55I'm thinking.
01:56This time is really not his time.
01:58So, who will you say today?
02:00We will have a shooting shooting in the morning.
02:02We will have more good morning.
02:03He is going there.
02:05Oh.
02:06He was going there.
02:07He was going to Chandigarh.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Chandigarh is going to Jodhpur.
02:10How much will you do?
02:12Manon ji also heard that he would leave the morning and go to the house.
02:14I'll go home and go.
02:15At 1,50am and go home.
02:16At least I'll Go.
02:17At 1,50am.
02:18I'm thinking I will make a little mood.
02:19I got to make a little mood.
02:20How do we make a little mood?
02:21What do we make a little mood?
02:22Let's get to open wine here?
02:23What are we making a little mood here?
02:24What do we make a little mood?
02:25We make a little mood here?
02:26Don't try to open wine here.
02:27Don't hear it.
02:28Don't try to open your words, either two or three tweets.
02:31Don't try to open your eyes.
02:32Your words are going too old.
02:33Just shut on your eyes.
02:35It makes a sense.
02:36Just shut your eyes on.
02:37Everyone will come out.
02:38All of this music.
02:39Hello hello.
02:40Okay.
02:41Come on, brother.
02:42Come on.
02:43Yes, yes.
02:44Yes, Manoj.
02:45There is a side technique.
02:46Should I give you a screen?
02:47What?
02:48What happened?
02:49What happened?
02:50What happened?
02:51I don't know.
02:52Everybody is getting hit quickly.
02:53I don't know.
02:56This is a very good time.
02:57Yes.
02:58My sponsor is that?
02:59Who knows?
03:00Right, right.
03:01Some other phone, right?
03:02This is the problem.
03:03If someone has a jacket, you don't have to throw in another jacket.
03:05You're good.
03:06Guys, that's great.
03:07I don't seem to be stressed as well.
03:10I just want to be stressed.
03:11No, it's freezing on the sofa.
03:12Why?
03:13Why?
03:15Why?
03:16I know that I am hot, but that, I mean, it's nice.
03:18You missed the pain.
03:19Well, you can't get it.
03:20No, you don't get it.
03:21No, you're not getting it.
03:22I'm fully getting it.
03:23I've been annoying.
03:24How much the pressure has appeared.
03:28Yes, I have any more.
03:30Not getting any more words.
03:31We'll get it.
03:32We will get it.
03:33She's happy to see her like this.
03:35She's smiling.
03:41Is it technically good?
03:43Okay.
03:44She's very scared.
03:45When all the audience are watching you like 200 people,
03:47I don't see them.
03:49The tension is coming.
03:51They're all watching you.
03:53Four people.
03:55Look at your eyes.
03:59Come on, Mom. Come on.
04:01My mom.
04:02She says, the show is late.
04:04Come on, come on.
04:05Good.
04:09Okay, Mom is asking me to ask me.
04:11Today is call time.
04:12I'm like, what are you?
04:13You're right.
04:17Hello, Mom.
04:18Hello, Mom.
04:19Hello, Mom.
04:20Hello.
04:21And Kabu Ji, action.
04:28Manoj, exactly.
04:29What did you say?
04:30What did you say?
04:31When I was born in a man's house.
04:32What does he mean?
04:33In the first of the house.
04:34In a man's house.
04:35Okay.
04:36In a man's house,
04:38there was a man's house,
04:39and a man's house,
04:40and a man's house.
04:41And a man's house.
04:42There was a man's house.
04:43Theouse family's house,
04:45that is a woman's house.
04:47A man's house...
04:48It must be divided or given,
04:49it must be made.
04:50Wow.
04:51I don't want to type this.
04:54No, I don't trust.
04:55We are doing the same thing in this country.
05:00We are doing our same thing in this country.
05:02Wow.
05:03Wow.
05:04Wow, man.
05:05Look, you're doing it here.
05:09Why are you here?
05:10Hear their song.
05:12Yes.
05:13Once I saw this episode, a singer and a rapper came up.
05:18So the singer has selected the singer and the rapper canceled.
05:21So you didn't like that rap, you were surprised that in front of a restaurant in a restaurant,
05:26why did he call his samosa in a restaurant?
05:33So I thought, Archana Ji, I'm a diva, I'm sitting behind them.
05:38Who is the real diva, Manoj Ji?
05:40Who is it?
05:41She's coming out today.
05:43All the divas, go ahead and get this one.
05:45No question.
05:46The most late, they come.
05:48Huh?
05:49We are the biggest team.
05:51There are two people to make hair.
05:53My brother, there is only one mistake.
05:55I don't give answers to someone else.
05:57Those people say, I'm listening to them.
05:59So I'm always, always the first thing.
06:01So that's why I'm sleeping in vanity.
06:06Sometimes there is such an experience,
06:08that if someone's scared or rejected someone,
06:12is there an unusual reaction?
06:15There was a couple of times in our show,
06:17who had put a lot of mumbatties in their hands.
06:21There were little, little, little candles.
06:23And all the candles, they came to the stage.
06:26Okay.
06:26Now Kiran Ji's head, who is the talent?
06:28Which one of the talent is?
06:29What did he take?
06:31Wait, he was dancing with them.
06:33Yes, he was dancing with them.
06:35With your hands.
06:36Exactly.
06:37With your mumbatties.
06:38Oh my God.
06:40Oh my God.
06:41And he said,
06:42that the eyes came from his eyes.
06:44And he didn't see that.
06:45Oh my God, he got an award.
06:46He also got an award.
06:47Look at that.
06:48So we were shocked at ourselves,
06:49that we have talent.
06:50I don't know.
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:52I don't know.
06:52I don't know.
06:53I don't know.
06:54I don't know.
06:54I don't know.
06:56Hmm.
06:58It was like that,
06:59how the mumbatties are beginning to fall out.
07:01Like, you guys showing us,
07:03You won't be trying to do this.
07:04I don't know.
07:05What if you fall out.
07:07But you get the talent out.
07:08That's true.
07:09That's true.
07:10That's true.
07:11You mean Vantaryami?
07:12Yes.
07:13What did you happen?
07:14The moment when the mumbatties started crying
07:15The mumbatties reached the door.
07:15The Chilpa jie fixed it on.
07:17And he fell out into the door.
07:19He broke my feet through the door.
07:21I showed the eyes.
07:22I showed my feet.
07:23And after that, what happened, that was fun.
07:31What?
07:32After Kiran Ji got angry.
07:33What talent is this?
07:34There's a fire, there's a fire, there's a fire.
07:36What talent is this?
07:37So, I tried to explain to Kiran Ji.
07:39I explained to them as a child.
07:40I said, Kiran Ji, look.
07:41There's talent.
07:42How many people in this world can do this
07:45that they don't ask their fire and fire.
07:53Wow.
07:54Wow.
07:55Wow.
07:56Wow.
07:57Wow.
07:58That's what I thought about Bahubali's songs, right?
08:00Yeah.
08:03What audience is our audience.
08:04Why don't we meet IGP?
08:06We've stayed for years.
08:12Okay.
08:13I saw the dancer in Shilpa Ji,
08:14who liked someone's performance,
08:15was on the CD.
08:17Now, they're sitting on the table and shouting.
08:19After that, there's some superstitious
08:21that if I sit on the table,
08:22then TRP would be like that.
08:23That's something.
08:24When the talent is so low,
08:26then...
08:27That's the thing.
08:28That's the thing.
08:29Always judge.
08:30Always judge.
08:32You judge so many people.
08:34Today, we will listen to you some sounds.
08:36We will judge you.
08:37Who's sound?
08:38I don't know.
08:39Guess.
08:40Sound.
08:41Okay?
08:42I will listen to you.
08:43Yes.
08:44Please, listen.
08:46I will listen to you.
08:47I will listen to you.
08:48I will listen to you.
08:49We will listen to you.
08:50Really?
08:51What's your voice?
08:52Do you understand?
08:53Okay?
08:54Any ideas?
08:56No, I will listen to you.
08:57And to me, you will listen to me.
08:58What's your voice?
08:59No, then...
09:00What's your voice?
09:01Okay, look?
09:02Whose voice is your voice?
09:03Oh!
09:04Farah!
09:05Farah Khan's voice is the same?
09:07Can you tell me once on the subject?
09:08People tell me,
09:09why you can't tell us.
09:10Exactly!
09:11Exactly!
09:12Exactly!
09:13Then what do we do? Let's close the show.
09:20We all went and thought about creative.
09:23The next one is...
09:27It's not me.
09:29It's not me.
09:33I don't know who it is.
09:35Really?
09:36Again, it sounds like Farah to me.
09:40Any idea?
09:41No, it's not me. It's a little funny.
09:43Let's see who it is.
09:46This is Govinda Ji's wife.
09:48Govinda Ji's wife.
09:49I don't know.
09:50Look at that.
09:51Yes.
09:52It's a funny thing.
09:53It's a funny thing.
09:54Let's open it.
09:55Let's see.
09:56Govinda Ji.
09:59Govinda Ji.
10:01Govinda Ji.
10:04Let's see.
10:05Govinda, sir.
10:06We love you.
10:07Govinda, sir.
10:08We love you.
10:09Govinda Ji.
10:10Govinda Ji.
10:11Yes.
10:12Yes.
10:13Yes.
10:14Yes.
10:15Yes.
10:16Yes.
10:18And listen to the next one.
10:21His name is Aliyah, Aliyah, he is he?
10:34Aliyah, he is the winner.
10:36He is scores with one number, what he is, he doesn't mean he's not alone.
10:51Outro
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