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🎭 Kapil Sharma Show The Kapil Sharma Show is India’s most loved comedy stage where laughter meets entertainment. 🌟 Hosted by the one and only Kapil Sharma, this show brings together jokes, skits, celebrity fun, and unlimited masti that guarantees smiles on every face. 😄  Every episode feels like a festival of happiness — with witty punches, desi humor, and the funniest characters played by Kapil’s talented team. From Bollywood celebrities ⭐ to sports legends and everyday heroes, every guest is welcomed with laughter and warmth. The highlight of the show is how Kapil connects with his audience — his quick wit, desi andaaz, and relatable jokes make him the true “King of Comedy.” 🎤😂  In the world of comedy, this show has built its own kingdom, often called the Comedy Ki Duniya. ✨ It’s not just about jokes — it’s about making people forget their stress and enjoy precious moments of joy with family and friends.  So, if you are searching for non-stop laughter, unforgettable comedy, and desi-style entertainment, The Kapil Sharma Show is your perfect destination. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rollercoaster of humor that will always leave you smiling! 🌍💫  👉 The Kapil Sharma Show – Heart of Comedy Ki Duniya! 🎭🤣 #KapilSharmaShow   #TheKapilSharmaShow   #KapilSharmaComedy   #KapilSharmaFans   #ComedyKiDuniya   #KapilSharmaShow2025   #KapilSharmaLive   #TheComedyKing   #IndianComedyShow   #KapilSharmaClips

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00:00Vinnita, Namita and Gazal, your face is glowing, because of your products, it's hot in your

00:21products.

00:22I am happy to meet you.

00:23Mama Earth.

00:24How sweet.

00:25How sweet.

00:26No, we are not so sweet as well.

00:28We've seen that.

00:29On the show.

00:30I want to give you some make-up, sugar, cosmetics and Mama Earth products.

00:34Mama Earth is already in our house.

00:36And MQK vitamins.

00:38Wow!

00:39That's big.

00:40I put aloe vera gel in the morning.

00:43I always say this.

00:45After that, I streamed it.

00:47Look, Mama Earth has written it.

00:48I told her, I said, this girl is coming there.

00:50They have made it.

00:51We are so proud of you.

00:52Namita, your friend, you are your friend.

00:57When they saw you, they will be your friend.

00:59They will be your friend.

01:00Ha!

01:01Ha!

01:02Bachchan-sahab has finished my entire life.

01:05Ha!

01:06After that, there is no other love.

01:08You know, it's such a tragedy.

01:10Actually, Bachchan-sahab will be very happy.

01:12Ha!

01:13Ha!

01:14Ha!

01:15Well, Anupam also means that Bachchan-sahab sounds like.

01:17Ha!

01:18Aha!

01:19Rodhan, just a minute.

01:20What is it?

01:21It's a natural.

01:22It doesn't feel like that?

01:24Ha!

01:25Ha!

01:26Ha!

01:27I don't think it makes sense!

01:28Ha!

01:29Ha!

01:30Ha!

01:31Ha!

01:32Ha!

01:33Ha!

01:34Ha!

01:35It's a matter of his style.

01:37As we say that if we have to do business, we have to study from a business school.

01:42Did you all study in business?

01:44I didn't.

01:45You didn't. And you all studied in business?

01:48No, I didn't.

01:50I studied in engineering.

01:52But it's the name of the study.

01:53I mean, it's a degree.

01:55We went to class and went to class.

01:57Okay.

01:58I was sitting there. I don't know where you were.

02:00Because of your time, we will stay in class.

02:02And your way is very easy, right?

02:07I don't understand the books.

02:08I don't know what to learn from my childhood.

02:10When was my father?

02:12I said, when was my father at night?

02:13I didn't remember that.

02:15You never remember that.

02:18I'll talk about our business.

02:21Arshana Ji, this is such a personality.

02:23They get into every way of humor.

02:26All the money comes in.

02:28And you already sit in a seat.

02:30He gets into it.

02:31He gets into it.

02:35That's the Arshana Ji's head.

02:37Thanks.

02:38You're a big fan.

02:39Oh, thank you so much.

02:40If a normal person sends a brand of business,

02:44he buys money, he sells his own imported Frenchie.

02:46Do you wear his own brand?

02:49Yeah, absolutely.

02:50These are our brand.

02:52I'm not allowed.

02:55But Aman, there are a lot of film-y references in our episodes.

02:59Yes, yes.

03:00They say some dialogue, some songs reference.

03:03So you love watching films, television, what?

03:05Actually, I don't see a lot of pictures.

03:08But I've seen those 20-25 pictures.

03:11But I've seen them 20-25 times.

03:13That's why they remember the dialogue.

03:16Then they remember the dialogue.

03:18Yeah, it's a dialogue.

03:19Come on, Aman.

03:23So, okay, I'll give a little dialogue to my dialogue.

03:25Yes.

03:26That's when...

03:30How did it start?

03:31Our...

03:32Our palms and onions...

03:33Okay, okay.

03:34So, he says...

03:36Our...

03:37Our onions.

03:38Our...

03:39Our millions of onions.

03:40Our millions of onions will be made of crores.

03:41Our millions of onions will be made of crores.

03:42Our millions of onions will be made of omelettes.

03:45And I'll give bread too.

03:46The king of the omelettes.

03:48And the king of the bread.

03:49Bajaj.

03:50Our Bajaj.

03:54Wow.

03:55Kapi Pari, tell me a funny story.

03:57Yes.

03:58In their dialogue, we've put money in a shark tank.

04:01We've put money in the egg farm.

04:03I've said, what did this happen?

04:05Now, it's our own farm farm.

04:07But you'll start doing the marriage.com in marriage.

04:14I've seen the show that you say,

04:16we will also make it.

04:17We are PGS.

04:18Don't talk about it.

04:19Otherwise, people will understand that it's more.

04:23The person is alone when you talk to your wife and your girlfriend is coming.

04:29This is the story of the detailing.

04:33I knew that this man will give the rest of the girls to the show.

04:43Your very sweet photo.

04:45Is there any strategy that if they don't like my proposal, I'll go to the water?

04:53My son is 7 years old.

04:55That's right.

04:56Wow.

04:56My son didn't choose them.

04:58So, it's a strategy behind the water.

05:01What does this mean to PC?

05:02I've seen a lot of people.

05:04Picture credit.

05:05Picture credit.

05:06Okay, okay.

05:07And what does this mean to PS?

05:09Postscript.

05:10Postscript.

05:11Kapil Ji, Amit Ji's dialogue is called Namak Halal.

05:14I can talk English, I can walk English because English is a very funny language.

05:20You say anything.

05:21You look like ice cream.

05:22You look like ice cream.

05:26Seriously, what have you done with the filter?

05:28What have you done with the filter?

05:29I have one point.

05:30Yes.

05:31They match their lips and Katrina's lips.

05:36Which toy cell?

05:37Which toy cell?

05:38No.

05:39Both have used a filter or a lip balm?

05:41No.

05:41What does Ashneer mean?

05:42What does this lip matching shade mean?

05:44Why and how is this?

05:45Ashneer is a good kid.

05:47In class, all books are very fast.

05:51And who's a child is a kid, who's a teacher's killing the teacher's?

05:54And they're trying to kill the teacher.

05:56They're trying to kill them.

06:00So, first of all, you know each other?

06:02No.

06:03No.

06:04Now, you're very friendly.

06:05You don't know each other?

06:06No.

06:07No.

06:08We know each other.

06:09We know each other.

06:10We know each other.

06:11But, you know each other.

06:12Because it's true to everyone.

06:13People are paying money.

06:18Today, I think, as much as we are sitting here,

06:21we have a life.

06:22I never thought that we will do this.

06:24But, I thought that today, I thought that it was done.

06:28If you think it will happen.

06:29If you think it will happen.

06:30I don't think it will happen.

06:31But, what is the problem?

06:33Overnight success stories, we all understand that

06:36we have met one day.

06:37But, every success story is twenty years in the making.

06:40Exactly.

06:41And that story doesn't show us.

06:42Exactly.

06:43So, we have to stay today.

06:44We have to stay today.

06:45We have to stay today.

06:46True.

06:47True.

06:48True.

06:49True.

06:50Success failures.

06:51True.

06:52True.

06:53True.

06:54True.

06:55True.

06:56True.

06:57True.

07:02True.

07:03True.

07:04True.

07:07and you will have a sharp jawline.

07:09Kappil is saying so much that his jawline is where he is.

07:12I have put a clinical trial on one crore in a clinical trial.

07:16What?

07:16To invent that drug, which I will be able to laugh to Ashneer.

07:20And I will always see their teeth like this, on each side.

07:25But that's one crore?

07:26But that's one crore now.

07:26It's not that one crore.

07:27You give one crore to Kappil.

07:29Kappil Ji has laughed?

07:31No, now come here.

07:31Now come here.

07:32Kappil is a drug and another drug that will make me laugh.

07:37Kappil is a drug that will make me laugh.

07:39You can say, you can close the payment from Sony.

07:43Then you can go to Eid and go to the office.

07:47I was asked, a man takes a lot of money.

07:50I was asked for eight or ten dollars.

07:51After that, I said, give it a kilo.

07:54Now you give a deal of millions of millions.

07:55You don't have any tension.

07:56How does your money look like Sony?

07:58No, it looks like Sony.

07:59It looks like Sony.

08:00It looks like Sony.

08:01If someone comes to a deal at night,

08:02my wife comes to me and asks,

08:03this is something that's going to happen.

08:05This is something that's going to happen.

08:06I buy this bag, I buy this shopping.

08:08What do I need to pay for this money?

08:10You have opened the door today.

08:12We told you that Sony is going to pay for money.

08:14Now you are going to pay for big money.

08:16Two minutes of the camera.

08:17You are all sitting in the room.

08:19We all start the channel.

08:24I am in.

08:25I am in.

08:28I am in.

08:29I am in.

08:30I want to take it.

08:30I am in.

08:31I want to come here.

08:32We have a deal.

08:33We will make it.

08:33We have our idea.

08:35Yeah?

08:35Our equity, not too much.

08:37He took it before.

08:38We put it back to him.

08:39Amen.

08:39Oh, my God.

08:40Oh, my God.

08:41Yeah?

08:42Oh, my God.

08:43Oh, my God.

08:43I'm doing good.

08:43Oh, my God!

08:44Oh, my God.

08:45Oh, my God.

08:46Oh, my God.

08:47I'm doing good.

08:47Oh, my God.

08:48Oh, my God.

08:53Oh, my God.

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