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00:00Now I'm sure most of you have heard that I have a huge con-

00:04Excuse me.

00:06Country music collection.

00:08But that's irrelevant.

00:10I have one interest here today.

00:12And that one interest is dance.

00:14I want to see you dance, and I want to see you smile.

00:16Understood?

00:18I barely saw you there.

00:20You look like a needle. You look like a gutted worm.

00:22You look like the number 11.

00:24What are you, Mary-Kate or Ashley?

00:26I've inserted tampons bigger than you.

00:28By the pound. You shave it.

00:30What do you think this is, Busch Gardens?

00:32Trim it.

00:34Flatten it. Ah! Look who freed Willy.

00:36Whale spotting!

00:38Grecian tanker! You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

00:40How about some butter for those rolls?

00:42We do the mashed potato here.

00:44We don't eat the mashed potato.

00:46And what's your situation? Hmm? Did you grow up next to a nuclear power plant?

00:49You look like you were yanked through a closed door.

00:51You know, you're never gonna make it as a dancer, Sister Sledge.