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Sexy, silly, and over-the-top—Bikini Hotel (1997) is 90s B-movie fun at its finest!

Welcome to Bikini Hotel (1997), a wild and campy 90s cult comedy filled with outrageous antics, zany characters, and over-the-top humor. When a small, struggling hotel staffed by beautiful women goes head-to-head against a powerful corporate rival, the battle heats up in the most ridiculous ways possible. Packed with skimpy outfits, slapstick comedy, and tongue-in-cheek fun, Bikini Hotel is a late-night cable classic and a true slice of 90s B-movie nostalgia.
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00:01:00So, what's the next part of breaking up?
00:01:03Chapter 2, making up.
00:01:06Listen, I'm sorry for accusing you of seeing someone else.
00:01:09Shh.
00:01:10No, but I...
00:01:11Chapter 7, words like, I love you, I miss you, I'm sorry, should be shown and not said.
00:01:23Let me show you my words.
00:01:36Oh, teach me. Discipline me. Keep me after school.
00:01:42Well, let's see what you have for extra credit.
00:01:49Mm-hmm.
00:01:50You sure you're okay?
00:01:58Mm, of course.
00:02:01Me hitting my head on the edge of the bed didn't, it didn't hurt at all.
00:02:05Ah, what chapter was this?
00:02:09Mm.
00:02:10I should have believed you when you said she was just a friend.
00:02:13Mm-hmm.
00:02:15Chapter 13, learn to trust.
00:02:18Oh, yeah, I read that chapter.
00:02:21Chapter 14, have faith.
00:02:28Mm, I read that chapter.
00:02:31Chapter 15, believe.
00:02:35Mm, I am that chapter.
00:02:37Oh.
00:02:37Oh, feeling better?
00:02:44Mm, no problem.
00:02:46It actually kind of broke my fall.
00:02:49I can still move it.
00:02:51See?
00:02:53Ow.
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:58Forgive me.
00:03:00Let's write a new book.
00:03:02Oh, I will.
00:03:03I will.
00:03:06Mm, I will.
00:03:07Oh, Nicole.
00:03:14What did you say?
00:03:16I, uh, I said, I said not so.
00:03:19You said Nicole.
00:03:21Not Nicole as in my best friend, Nicole.
00:03:23No, Sam, Sam, Samantha.
00:03:29Sam, we can still be friends.
00:03:31Don't start the rewrite now.
00:03:34Here's a footnote.
00:03:35Ow.
00:03:36Oh, and the header.
00:03:38Oh.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:40I love this show.
00:03:42It's so funny.
00:03:43Ha, ha, ha.
00:03:44Oh, I love it when you do your voices.
00:03:49Engage.
00:03:49We'll fuck the one.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:57Say, what's your name?
00:03:59I'm Peggy.
00:04:00Oh, yeah?
00:04:00Oh, yeah?
00:04:01Why don't you come over here, Peggy?
00:04:02I don't want to.
00:04:03I'm scared.
00:04:04Oh, yes, I am.
00:04:05Oh, yes, I am.
00:04:06I love it when you do your voices.
00:04:09Oh, no new taxes.
00:04:14My lips are reading.
00:04:15Is that all from me?
00:04:17Ouch!
00:04:18Ouch!
00:04:19Yeah!
00:04:19Yeah!
00:04:20Oh!
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00:04:35God!
00:04:36My God!
00:04:36My God!
00:04:37My God, I hate me!
00:04:39I love you!
00:04:44Oh!
00:04:44Oh!
00:04:45Oh!
00:04:46Don't tease me when your meter's running.
00:04:51Don't turn your glasses.
00:04:53Show it.
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:55Turn your glasses.
00:04:56Do it!
00:04:56Wow!
00:04:56geliyor glasses!
00:04:57Wow!
00:04:58It looks as if you were
00:04:59He has a monumental task ahead of him.
00:05:08Mike!
00:05:09God, I hate me!
00:05:10I love you!
00:05:11Oh, yes you do!
00:05:20Right there!
00:05:20Right there!
00:05:21Right there!
00:05:22Right there!
00:05:26Oh, right there!
00:05:28Mike!
00:05:29Let that go!
00:05:30Ow!
00:05:31Ow!
00:05:32Ow!
00:05:33Ow!
00:05:38Hey, remote!
00:05:40Stop!
00:05:41You alone?
00:05:43Yeah, it's changing my love oil.
00:05:46By myself.
00:05:54We're time!
00:05:58Mmm!
00:06:01Mmm!
00:06:03Nice buns!
00:06:04Thanks, I just got them done.
00:06:06And look how firm they are!
00:06:08Hey, hey!
00:06:09Mmm!
00:06:11This is great.
00:06:12Just like a good man, nice and hard.
00:06:15Men are like snowstorms.
00:06:17You never know when they're coming, or how many inches you'll get, and they're both flakes.
00:06:22I guess old Brad is finito.
00:06:25Stucky, he is finito!
00:06:27Out of here!
00:06:29Uh, you guys have too much, too much potential to be just burger jockeys.
00:06:34One more year of night school, and I'm done.
00:06:36I'm gonna get out of here.
00:06:37See you guys later.
00:06:38See you later.
00:06:39Bye!
00:06:40Hey, baby!
00:06:41Burger come with that shake?
00:06:42Do you know what they call the fat, ugly part around the sphincter?
00:06:43I don't know.
00:06:44That's the man.
00:06:45Yeah, I wish you wouldn't have said that.
00:06:46Hey!
00:06:47Why don't you watch it, you half-baked bitch?
00:06:48Don't make me have to open up a can of whoop our ass in here.
00:06:49That's my sister you're talking to.
00:06:50Okay.
00:06:51Now, how much would you pay?
00:06:54I met that man.
00:06:55Ah, you're not.
00:06:56Whoop my son!
00:06:57Let's get out of here.
00:06:58That's how much can I do with my poor Stand in here?
00:06:59You're a big dollar.
00:07:00You're a baby!
00:07:01Are you a baby?
00:07:02A burger come with that shake?
00:07:03Do you know what they call the fat, ugly part around the sphincter?
00:07:04I don't know.
00:07:05That's the man!
00:07:06Yeah, I wish you wouldn't have said that.
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:08Why don't you watch it, you half-baked bitch?
00:07:11Don't make me have to open up a can of whoop-ass in here.
00:07:13That's my sister, you're talking to!
00:07:18for a knife like this it slices it dices it makes julian fries but don't answer there's more you get
00:07:24this the circumciser it'll cut those little pricks right down the sides so sammy you and remote here
00:07:39are really brother and sister we're half same mother and stye he's a gypsy i'm from tustin
00:07:48sam vance i'm looking for sam vance mr sam vance i'm samantha vance oh well this is for you
00:07:56your father died earlier this year and he left you that
00:08:02the last will and testament of ronald james vance he bequeathed the property on 1200 beach boulevard
00:08:10to sammy vance a house no a hotel gas check oil check underwear
00:08:21let's suck chicago go with throttle up going with throttle up let's go
00:08:31let's go
00:09:14No, no, no, no.
00:09:23How did you get in here?
00:09:25Leave or I will call the police.
00:09:27This place is a small change anyway.
00:09:31Yeah, make it a pepperoni.
00:09:33Make it quick!
00:09:34Hey, whoa.
00:09:35Hey.
00:09:37Stein, look at this.
00:09:39There you go.
00:09:41Pat, has anybody worked here?
00:09:43Hey.
00:09:44May I help you?
00:09:45Yes, you can.
00:09:46What's your name?
00:09:47Tristan.
00:09:48Oh.
00:09:49Well, Tristan.
00:09:50You're fired!
00:09:51Give me back my jacket.
00:09:52Come on!
00:09:53The mortuary needs it back.
00:09:55Dorks.
00:09:56Please excuse the guys.
00:09:58We're just excited.
00:09:59Hey.
00:10:00Yes, ma'am.
00:10:01Is there something I can help you with?
00:10:02Yes.
00:10:03I think I own this wonderful place.
00:10:06You're looking for Beach Boulevard 1300.
00:10:14This is 1200.
00:10:16The building you're looking for is across the street.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:23I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:25Sorry.
00:10:26We want the place anyway!
00:10:28Icky is right.
00:10:29It's all right, sis.
00:10:30I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:31I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:32I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:33I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:34I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:35I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:36I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:37I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:38I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:39I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:40I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:41I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:42I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:43I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:44I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:45I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:46I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:47I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:48I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:49I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:50I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:51I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:52I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:53I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:54I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:55I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:56I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:57I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:58I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:59I'm gonna miss you.
00:11:00it'll be fine I think this place is hell on earth you know what what's burning
00:11:09all of it I can't go back to Palmdale tell everyone my old man's what do you
00:11:17say we go check it out
00:11:30the toilet is broken oh yeah so what's the plan Hannibal well the letter
00:12:00says we go back to the Hotel Regency tomorrow morning to meet with some
00:12:04people some real estate people about the deed okay well looks like we're checking
00:12:10into our own hotel let's party huh party or with babes and beer and babes and
00:12:16beer and babes and food and beer and babes and I'm gonna get a towel
00:12:27well sis what's it gonna be are you gonna sell the place sell sell sell or are
00:12:36you're gonna keep it keep keep time is ticking on ya tick tick tick tick tick
00:12:40tick tick tick tick tick tick okay time's up what will it be
00:12:43the brooch hotel keep the brooch hotel I don't understand it why would my father
00:12:52let this place go why would he let you go
00:13:22I couldn't sleep me neither I just never owned it
00:13:52anything like this before I mean all this mind just blows my mind well don't
00:13:59worry about it I mean you got a great office with fish on the wall I mean nothing
00:14:03that many people can be that lucky look you're gonna be the boss you're gonna be
00:14:07the queen of the tiki hotel
00:14:11would mademoiselle like to have her bags carried upstairs yes I would
00:14:21take mrs. Smith up to room 5c okay really you can't do it like that these are minimum wage employees
00:14:33a little stronger okay take mr. Jones up to room 5d
00:14:40that's good but where are the bags who are you manfred miss just manfred I'm here the only employee at the cheeky hotel mr. Vance told me that as long as he was alive I had a place to stay
00:14:54he said that he did miss I'm sorry to have to tell you mr. Manfred but my father is dead I suspect it but will he be back
00:15:09uh no um his daughter Sammy and this is my half-brother remote and our half-friends
00:15:16die my pleasure look mr. Manfred tomorrow we're supposed to see some people about the
00:15:23place I understand miss when I heard the bell ring I thought the boss was back my
00:15:29mistake goodnight miss welcome home miss bye bye that was the walking dead
00:15:42as I was saying chip the running of the hotel goes to Jacqueline but mother I thought that this is not a
00:16:00discussion get that eyesore from across the street as our extended parking lot don't pay over $20,000 for
00:16:10it the burdocks from Australia are flying here today to tour the Regency that extended parking lot will
00:16:18help grease the deal I saw it at all you said something chip yeah why sell the Regency at all
00:16:28mean just because you're bored with it mother it doesn't mean it's useless father loved this place
00:16:33it still makes a profit it's a city institution chip was just expressing his concern for not getting
00:16:39the best price on the Regency ma'am bullshit Jackie but nice try I'm late for my appointment with Prince
00:16:48Charles call me in the jet if you need to don't need me understand yes mother you are so sweet to think of
00:16:58your dear father but remember she who is on top will always win
00:17:04chip chip chip chip how many times must I tell you don't argue with your mother hmm smile nod nod
00:17:28then when she leaves for one of her junkets we do what we want I just don't see why I can't run the
00:17:36Regency I mean I've done it before you join the staff I was the guy you know confident
00:17:44that is what we want to change for me now will have a chicken number and then Meredith
00:17:50will have to be at home when they ate for two thousand sun sun sun darasy and pharmaceutical coming
00:17:56I'm not today Rolequin
00:18:03you have a great chance of seeing the rest of the day
00:18:05and now it's over sleeping.
00:19:08Whoa!
00:19:11Fly, horsey, fly!
00:19:27Mr. Sam Vance.
00:19:36Sam?
00:19:38I'm Jack, Jacqueline Rene.
00:19:46Uh, um, we called for this meeting because we're aware of your inheritance.
00:19:54And we are offering you $20,000 in cash for the Tiki Hotel.
00:20:06Sis?
00:20:08$20,000?
00:20:09Take it.
00:20:10I mean, you don't even have to play the pyramid.
00:20:11Think about it.
00:20:12We could party and party and sing and dance and surf and party all night long.
00:20:16Of course.
00:20:17You're surfers.
00:20:18It all makes sense now.
00:20:20What do you mean by that?
00:20:22Nothing.
00:20:23It's none of my business.
00:20:25$20,000 in cash might be all the money they ever see their entire lives.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31So, you three must have been voted most likely to succeed in school, hm?
00:20:36Well, I, I was.
00:20:38You did graduate from high school, didn't you?
00:20:41Is Nixon still president?
00:20:42Uh, you got it.
00:20:43Why are we dawdling you?
00:20:45Take the money.
00:20:47Spend it.
00:20:48Smoke it.
00:20:49Eat it.
00:20:50Smoke it.
00:20:51Drink it.
00:20:52I don't care.
00:20:53But take it and let's move on.
00:20:54We feel like it's a fit.
00:20:55Wait a minute.
00:20:56Keep your smug mouth and your $20,000.
00:21:01I'm not selling.
00:21:04You're joking.
00:21:06Yeah, we are.
00:21:09The only joke in this room is you.
00:21:12And in case you didn't notice, you lose.
00:21:17Grateful, useless, nobody.
00:21:22Six, what's $20,000 back there?
00:21:29Most uncool.
00:21:30I mean, you blew it, man.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33We can fix up the place and run it.
00:21:35We can.
00:21:36You're bonkers.
00:21:37There's no way we can do this.
00:21:39This place?
00:21:40You want us to work here?
00:21:43You've got to believe.
00:21:45I don't believe what I'm hearing here.
00:21:48It's not going to work.
00:21:50Look.
00:21:51We don't need her $20,000.
00:21:53We can do better than that.
00:21:56Come on, guys.
00:21:57We believe in each other, right?
00:22:00Well, I could spackle or something, right?
00:22:05What are you going to do?
00:22:06I guess I could shower.
00:22:07Hey, huh?
00:22:08And I could put some plants around them.
00:22:12Green up the place a little.
00:22:14I know we can do it.
00:22:15I know it.
00:22:17I want to try.
00:22:19Are you dying in a beautiful garden?
00:22:22For sure.
00:22:23No.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25I understand things, right?
00:22:26No.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28No.
00:22:29No.
00:22:30No, no.
00:22:32No, no, no, no.
00:22:33No.
00:22:34No.
00:22:37Land for work.
00:22:38No.
00:22:39No.
00:22:40Oh, no, no, no.
00:22:41No.
00:22:42No.
00:22:43Do.
00:22:44No.
00:22:45Let's go.
00:23:15Let's go.
00:23:45You care about my old man.
00:23:57Why?
00:23:59He was very ambitious and he worked himself very hard, but down deep he was good people.
00:24:05I know you don't share those feelings.
00:24:10If you'd like, I'll turn the picture over.
00:24:13No, no, no.
00:24:14Uh, that's okay.
00:24:15Let it stay where it is.
00:24:16It happens like clockwork.
00:24:28What is it?
00:24:30The voice of despair.
00:24:31Then you haven't heard me.
00:24:34Let's go.
00:24:34Let's go.
00:24:36Let's go.
00:24:36Let's go.
00:24:37Let's go.
00:25:38All this work for nothing.
00:25:48We still have no customers.
00:25:51Well, what are we supposed to do?
00:25:52Well, think of something.
00:25:53I got it.
00:25:56We could sacrifice a virgin.
00:25:58Yeah.
00:26:00Okay, I'm not dying for this hotel.
00:26:04I got it.
00:26:07We could kill somebody.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:09Once again, I am not dying for this hotel.
00:26:16Hey, let's open a gay bordello.
00:26:22Hey, how about that death thing?
00:26:24Quit clowning around.
00:26:25Come to our hotel.
00:26:32Hey, how you doing, little boy?
00:26:35Here.
00:26:37You want a room, Jeep?
00:26:39Paper.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41I let you touch my balloon.
00:26:43What did I say?
00:26:44What did I do?
00:26:45Try.
00:26:47Try.
00:26:47Free room.
00:26:49Let me try.
00:26:51Here you go, sir.
00:26:51Take one.
00:26:53Sir.
00:26:54Anybody?
00:26:55Here you go.
00:26:57Sir.
00:26:58Here you go, sir.
00:26:59I should take the floor.
00:27:00Take the floor?
00:27:01Where are you going?
00:27:01Where are you going?
00:27:02Where are you going?
00:27:02Where are you going?
00:27:03Where are you going?
00:27:03Where are you going?
00:27:04Here you go.
00:27:04Here you go.
00:27:06Here you go.
00:27:08Why don't you dump these clowns and go out with the real man, huh?
00:27:10What did you just say now?
00:27:11What did you just say now?
00:27:41I've got to go.
00:27:50Maybe I'll see you later, huh?
00:27:54Is this a bad hair day or what?
00:27:58I'm packing it in.
00:27:59But first I'm getting out of this nasty outfit.
00:28:04She's bummed big time, man.
00:28:06You know what?
00:28:07I think this requires the first Tiki Hotel Raging Party.
00:28:12Yes.
00:28:14Oh, God.
00:28:15I almost have a degree from night school.
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:36I'm better than that.
00:28:43Jacqueline.
00:28:47Oh, yeah.
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:51Of course.
00:28:54Oh, yeah.
00:28:55I can run a hotel with brother and company.
00:29:04Oh, yeah.
00:29:06Oh, yeah.
00:29:07We are Los Angeles.
00:29:11Wait, it's Bimbos.
00:29:15I don't know.
00:29:17Where are you?
00:29:19America is a great country.
00:29:25Hey, you going to the party at the Tiki?
00:29:27Come on.
00:29:28It's party time.
00:29:29It's a party on you.
00:29:59So then, they sent me to Vietnam, and of course, being a munitions expert, I told them, look,
00:30:09not unless I can bring my own crew.
00:30:11So I spent seven years there, seven long years, sister, just high in mud and cooking soot.
00:30:17And then I met this soldier.
00:30:19You want to hear how I was kicked out of the Cub Scouts?
00:30:21Booah!
00:30:22Hey.
00:30:24Want to touch my broccoli?
00:30:37You remember?
00:30:39I met you over at Head's Barbecue Grill.
00:30:41Where?
00:30:42Splash.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:45Tony's Steakhouse.
00:30:48Uh, silver at the donut shop right up the highway, remember I saw, I filled your coffee.
00:30:57Remember I put mustard on your hot dog.
00:30:59Ugo!
00:31:00Do you want to touch my cauliflower?
00:31:03Please?
00:31:04Come on.
00:31:05Please?
00:31:06Ugo!
00:31:07Ugo!
00:31:08Ugo!
00:31:18Ugo!
00:31:19Ugo!
00:31:20C'mon, let me try it.
00:31:23I'm a licensed scuba guy.
00:31:24Don't hear me!
00:31:25Ugo!
00:31:26Ugo!
00:31:27Ugo!
00:31:28Ugo!
00:31:29Ugo!
00:31:30Ugo!
00:31:31Ugo!
00:31:32Ugo!
00:31:33Ugo!
00:31:34Ugo!
00:31:35Ugo!
00:31:36Ugo!
00:31:37Ugo!
00:31:38Ugo!
00:31:39Ugo!
00:31:40Ugo!
00:31:41Ugo!
00:31:42Ugo!
00:31:43Ugo!
00:31:44Ugo!
00:31:45Ugo!
00:31:46Ugo!
00:31:47Ugo!
00:31:48Hey! Hey! We need a room. We want a room. How much?
00:31:57Rooms? We don't have any more rooms. We tried to make it, but we have no hotel anymore.
00:32:05So get out of here, Bing and Pong.
00:32:08How much?
00:32:09Look, I told you. Take the chopsticks out of your ears.
00:32:13Okay, okay, I'll tell you what. A thousand dollars each.
00:32:16Ah! You must think we've just jumped off our Bokjoy truck.
00:32:21Don't talk back to me.
00:32:23Wow! It's so expensive. We're going to go to the next door.
00:32:26We'll go to the next door. Let's go to the next door.
00:32:29No way, Hongzai!
00:32:35Let's go to the next door.
00:32:39Sure. It'd be cool. Go ahead. Name an aircraft here.
00:32:43Well, that was the end of it.
00:32:46Hey!
00:32:47Why are all these people here?
00:32:48One last bash before we gotta go.
00:32:50Look, why don't you go get wasted, huh?
00:32:53Already wasted. Getting some air.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58.
00:32:59.
00:33:00.
00:33:03.
00:33:04.
00:33:06.
00:33:20Okay, I'm here so show me.
00:33:30Sure, Sky.
00:33:32I don't understand.
00:33:42Who, what, why?
00:33:46The bikini broads, you know, the party girls with their ba-how and their bing.
00:33:52They bring money and their babes and, you know, money babes, babe monies.
00:33:56You made this place into a house of sin?
00:34:00Look, we sell them a smile, a pretty face.
00:34:04We sell the sizzle without the steak.
00:34:07Nice metaphor, dude.
00:34:09And you think these women will work for Bikini Hotel?
00:34:13Oh yeah, I mean, gee, I'd love to work at the Bikini Hotel.
00:34:17It fills every dream I've ever had.
00:34:20I have no self esteem.
00:34:23Told you.
00:34:25So it says here Eunice you're an executive secretary?
00:34:30Yes, I can do five different word processing programs, two spreadsheets, and database work.
00:34:35What makes you want to join our staff here at the Tiki Hotel?
00:34:39It's your dress code.
00:34:41I'm a nudist.
00:34:42Okay, all right, hold the makeup.
00:34:47You said you, um, we're a n-n-n-nudist.
00:34:53Nudist.
00:34:54You see, this job is a way of expressing my lifestyle.
00:34:57I believe the human body is beautiful.
00:34:59And I can also get a tan while I work.
00:35:01I think it's beautiful too.
00:35:03Beautiful.
00:35:04I love your body.
00:35:05I love your love and you worship.
00:35:07Could we see you in a swimsuit?
00:35:10Guys, what do you think?
00:35:23Welcome aboard!
00:35:25And why do you want to join us here at the fabulous Tiki Hotel?
00:35:32Well, it beats a wet t-shirt contest and mud wrestling.
00:35:36You're goddamn right it does.
00:35:39You could be a waitress at our fabulous bar.
00:35:43Oh.
00:35:44Well, I was kind of hoping for something maybe more in the, uh, supervisory, um, position.
00:35:51Well, what kind of experience do you have?
00:35:55Not too much, but I am very...
00:35:59Dominique's.
00:36:01Cool.
00:36:02Well, judging from your resume and the fact that you haven't been able to keep a job longer than two weeks,
00:36:08what makes you think you have what it takes to move on to our bonus round,
00:36:13where the money is doubled, but the stakes are higher.
00:36:15Bonus round, bonus round, bonus round.
00:36:17Why don't I just show you guys?
00:36:21No.
00:36:22That's fine.
00:36:23That's fine.
00:36:25Oh, uh, oh.
00:36:28Oh!
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:30Oh!
00:36:31Oh!
00:36:32Oh!
00:36:33Oh!
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:35Oh, yes!
00:36:38Slap your lucky hand again.
00:36:54Okay, ladies, welcome to Room Service Training 101.
00:36:58I am Stye.
00:37:00Now, first off, we have Candy.
00:37:04Manfred?
00:37:06Outstanding, Manfred.
00:37:08Um, you don't have to worry about ringing up the prices.
00:37:11We have Scantron...
00:37:17Scantrons for you.
00:37:21Welcome to Room Service Training 101.
00:37:24I am Stye.
00:37:26Okay, don't worry about having to do anything.
00:37:29We have the technology to take care of everything.
00:37:32So you don't have to use your brains.
00:37:35Ooga!
00:37:36Ooga!
00:37:37Ooga!
00:37:38Ooga!
00:37:39Ooga!
00:37:40Ooga!
00:37:41Ooga!
00:37:42Ooga!
00:37:43Ooga!
00:37:44Ooga!
00:37:45Ooga!
00:37:46Ooga!
00:37:47Ooga!
00:37:48Ooga!
00:37:49Ooga!
00:37:50Ooga!
00:37:51Ooga!
00:37:52Ooga!
00:37:53Ooga!
00:37:54Ooga!
00:37:55Ooga!
00:37:56Ooga!
00:37:57Take care of yourself.
00:37:59Group service!
00:38:03Hey-hey-hey!
00:38:06Hey man, hey, hey! Look! Look!
00:38:10Fuck you, man! Yeah!
00:38:12Yeah, what the fuck is it?
00:38:14Yeah!
00:38:15Yeah!
00:38:16Yeah!
00:38:17Yeah!
00:38:18Yeah!
00:38:20Yeah!
00:38:21Yeah!
00:38:22Wow!
00:38:52I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
00:39:22It's so hot, it's so cold.
00:39:29It's so cold.
00:39:52Wow!
00:40:01Charlamo!
00:40:22Housekeeping!
00:40:52Housekeeping!
00:41:22Housekeeping!
00:41:52Housekeeping!
00:42:03Housekeeping!
00:42:08Housekeeping!
00:42:13That was excellent.
00:42:20Did I ever mention about the worst blowjob I ever had?
00:42:35No.
00:42:39It, too, was excellent.
00:42:45Ah, yes.
00:42:50Available. Do you have a room available?
00:42:54Yes. Yes, we do. Would you like one?
00:42:57Yes, yes.
00:43:00Before I do a swimming pool.
00:43:03Do you want a sweaty pool?
00:43:05No, no, no. Swimming.
00:43:07Oh, swimming! Yeah! We have a rusty pool out back.
00:43:12Ah, good. And your hotel, does your hotel have the tennis?
00:43:19The tennis.
00:43:20No, we have no more tennis anymore.
00:43:21No, no, no, no, no. The tennis.
00:43:24Oh, tennis! Yeah!
00:43:26You could hit your balls against the back wall if you want.
00:43:29And does your hotel, does it have the gym, gym, gymnasial?
00:43:35Gymnasial.
00:43:36Jim's gone.
00:43:37No, no, no, no.
00:43:39Gymnasial.
00:43:40Gymnasial.
00:43:41Oh, gymnasial!
00:43:42Yeah!
00:43:43Well, you could lift up aluminum cans, you know, like 12 ounces at a time.
00:43:47Very bien, very bien. I take zero.
00:43:50Okay, will it be a double or a single?
00:44:05This is interesting.
00:44:07Hmm.
00:44:08All the reservations last night were cancelled.
00:44:12Well, that's not very good, is it?
00:44:14No, it's not.
00:44:18What's going on, Chip?
00:44:19Why were all the reservations last night cancelled?
00:44:23I don't know.
00:44:24I don't run the Regency anymore.
00:44:26Remember?
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:29Do I detect a note of petulance?
00:44:34Is Chippy angry?
00:44:38No, Jacqueline, not angry.
00:44:40Just pointing out that it's not my job anymore.
00:44:43So, you don't care?
00:44:47You're the general manager, you figure it out.
00:44:51I'm just a glorified secretary now.
00:44:53I mean, maybe you'd like to dictate to me.
00:44:57Don't stop.
00:45:00You're so sexy when you fight back.
00:45:05I could run this hotel better than you in my sleep.
00:45:10You don't deserve this.
00:45:11I do.
00:45:12Not yet.
00:45:13No?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15You deserve to be punished.
00:45:16I do?
00:45:17Not yet.
00:45:18No?
00:45:19No.
00:45:20You deserve to be punished.
00:45:21I do?
00:45:22For all those mean and nasty things you just said about me.
00:45:29I do.
00:45:30I do.
00:45:31By the way, we're getting married.
00:45:33Your mother approves.
00:45:34Wait, wait.
00:45:35What?
00:45:36What?
00:45:37What?
00:45:38What?
00:45:39What?
00:45:40What?
00:45:41What?
00:45:42Oh, dang it.
00:45:43By the way, we're getting married.
00:45:52Your mother approves.
00:45:55Wait, wait, what?
00:45:56What?
00:45:58This grenade, if her death, please.
00:46:02We'll talk about this later.
00:46:05Oh, Jacqueline, wait, wait, Jacqueline, keys?
00:46:11I almost forgot.
00:46:13Uh, Jacqueline, uh, Jackie, wait, please.
00:46:21Help.
00:46:26Well, there's Jackson.
00:46:30And there's Tim.
00:46:34Well, that's what they've been doing on their bowling nights, eh?
00:46:38But Edna, that doesn't explain why Tim got more money in his pocket
00:46:43than when he started.
00:46:47I was curious.
00:46:48All right, you guys.
00:47:03Now, you play just like regular poker, right?
00:47:06Yes, yes.
00:47:09But every time you lose a hand,
00:47:12throw in a dollar,
00:47:15and take off a piece of clothing.
00:47:20Well, this is not fair.
00:47:21I only have a pair.
00:47:23Oh, and what a nice pair you have.
00:47:26But, oh, my, the king is back.
00:47:29Oh, yeah.
00:47:30Oh, yeah.
00:47:31Oh, yeah.
00:47:32Oh, yeah.
00:47:34Oh, yeah.
00:47:35Oh, yeah.
00:47:39Pipe is hard.
00:47:41Oh, yeah.
00:47:42Did you see what Raya was wearing last night?
00:47:45I didn't think it was very cute.
00:47:48Just a minute.
00:47:49Can you use the phone?
00:47:53Can't you see that I'm busy?
00:47:57I thought she worked here.
00:47:58Oh
00:48:05Don't say ah
00:48:24Extra starch for Stephanie
00:48:28I don't know.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:32Okay.
00:49:34Okay.
00:49:36Hey, sailor.
00:49:38How about a maple sweet?
00:49:42Oh.
00:49:44Oh.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:48Oh.
00:49:50Oh.
00:49:52Oh.
00:49:54Oh.
00:49:56Oh.
00:49:57Oh.
00:49:59Oh.
00:50:01Oh.
00:50:03Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:19Oh.
00:50:20So you're the screamer.
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:23You caught me in a private moment.
00:50:25Not that I had, Minnie.
00:50:29I'm sorry.
00:50:30I'll leave.
00:50:31I'm sorry.
00:50:32No.
00:50:33Don't.
00:50:34Stay.
00:50:35I mean, I was kind of hoping we were going to get a chance to meet without, you know, our clothes on.
00:50:40You know, my business suit and your feather thing.
00:50:46You scream on schedule, don't you?
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:52I'm not a clock. I just work like one.
00:50:57You like walking in the grass with your bare feet?
00:50:59Yeah.
00:51:01It calms me.
00:51:04Me too.
00:51:07Actually, I like taking long walks on the beaches and through nice parks.
00:51:13But what really calms me is...
00:51:16Ice cream?
00:51:17Snow coats.
00:51:20Snow coats.
00:51:22Snow coats.
00:51:25You want to get one?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:29Okay, great.
00:51:31Oh, Mr. Stuy.
00:51:33Stuy, Mr. Simon Coe, president of Coe Electronics and Worldwide Distribution, wants to hold an international convention here at the Tiki Hotel.
00:51:43Mr. Coe, that would be great.
00:51:45We'd love to...
00:51:46Stuy, please,
00:51:47And tell me,
00:51:49Yiga Le, Yang Po,
00:51:50Longo Le, George A. Ho.
00:51:53Pitching.
00:51:54Yeah, pitching.
00:51:56We are losing business.
00:52:08And do you know why?
00:52:11Um...
00:52:12Sex!
00:52:13The Tiki Hotel is using sex to book its customers.
00:52:17That's terrible.
00:52:19That's...
00:52:19Brilliant.
00:52:21Why didn't we think of it first?
00:52:24They could have known.
00:52:25The Australians are coming and we can't sell them a four-star hotel if it doesn't have any customers.
00:52:31Don't you think?
00:52:32She's right. She's right, of course.
00:52:35Shut up!
00:52:36I will fight fire with fire.
00:52:40Gentlemen?
00:52:43The Hotel Lingerie!
00:52:49Chip, he's the owner of the hotel. I'll be disgusted over with him.
00:52:53Where is he?
00:52:56Hmm?
00:52:56Oh, don't know.
00:52:57I don't know either.
00:52:59I mean, I inherited a hotel, which is great, but I never knew my father. He just took off and left.
00:53:24My mom and dad were always around. I mean, always.
00:53:31You know, I was never by myself. It was either them or butlers, nannies.
00:53:36You know, that may sound great, but I never had time for myself, to myself, ever.
00:53:43And now, of course, there's Jacqueline.
00:53:46Your girlfriend, huh?
00:53:47I was just informed that she's my fiancée.
00:53:53It's funny.
00:53:54That word, fiancée.
00:53:57When I think of Jacqueline, it becomes finance.
00:54:03Marriage is like a hurricane.
00:54:06At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing.
00:54:09But you lose your house in the end.
00:54:12That's good.
00:54:17It's eclectic, but it's good.
00:54:20Different.
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:22Love is like a hurricane.
00:54:35Could you spare two hours for the best hamburger in the world?
00:54:40I am sending in a spy.
00:54:53We have a defector.
00:55:03I want details on their finances.
00:55:06Get them by any means necessary.
00:55:08No problem.
00:55:12I've already planted the seeds, and now it's heart's time.
00:55:17Touch my monkey.
00:55:20Touch my monkey.
00:55:21Um...
00:55:33D, what the hell's going on in here?
00:55:38Dude!
00:55:40What the hell's going on in here?
00:55:42Don't play games with me. I've seen you following me around.
00:55:47I have?
00:55:49You've felt it, haven't you?
00:55:51Well, I did feel a slight disturbance in the force.
00:55:58Now feel this.
00:56:12Ooh, I guess I have to fold.
00:56:19Me too, me too.
00:56:24Good, I guess that means you guys are going to have to take a piece of your clothing off now too.
00:56:31No problem.
00:56:35Oh yeah.
00:56:37Hey, she's a legend, kid. One of her burgers can change your life.
00:56:43Ha.
00:56:58Mmm.
00:57:00Mmm.
00:57:02Mmm.
00:57:04It's great. It is great. Seriously, this is like the best burger I've ever had.
00:57:09As a matter of fact, I would like another one.
00:57:12Good.
00:57:13You know, I was thinking.
00:57:15How do you think that would go with it?
00:57:33I just wanted more, you know. That's why I went to night school.
00:57:38I wanted to learn something.
00:57:41Hotel management.
00:57:43Restaurant management.
00:57:45Sort of the same thing, except with food.
00:57:50Yeah. You know, I...
00:57:51I always wanted to write.
00:57:54I can do the hotel thing. I was raised around it. I can do it well.
00:57:59But when I write, it's like I got a wingspan a mile wide.
00:58:06Anything is possible.
00:58:07I'm sorry.
00:58:08Oh!
00:58:09I'm sorry.
00:58:10Oh!
00:58:11Oh!
00:58:12Oh!
00:58:13Oh!
00:58:14You okay?
00:58:15Yeah.
00:58:16I'm sorry.
00:58:19Oh.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:21Oh.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23Oh.
00:58:24Oh.
00:58:25Oh.
00:58:26Oh.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:30Oh.
00:58:31Oh.
00:58:32You OK?
00:58:33Yeah.
00:58:34Hmm.
00:58:35Let's try that again.
00:58:38OK.
00:58:39OK.
00:58:40Hang on a second.
00:58:42Oh.
00:58:43Oh.
00:58:44Oh.
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:46OK.
00:58:47Hang on a second.
00:58:49Oh.
00:58:50Oh.
00:58:51Oh.
00:58:52Oh.
00:58:53Oh.
00:58:54Wait a minute.
00:58:55I'm stuck.
00:58:56Come on.
00:58:57Oh.
00:58:58Oh.
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:00Oh.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:03Oh.
00:59:04Oh.
00:59:05Oh.
00:59:06Ow.
00:59:07OK.
00:59:08Hang on.
00:59:09OK.
00:59:10Ow.
00:59:11I'm sorry.
00:59:12Ow.
00:59:13Ow.
00:59:14Oh.
00:59:15Oh.
00:59:16Oh.
00:59:17Time out.
00:59:18Oh.
00:59:19Oh.
00:59:20Oh.
00:59:21Oh.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23Oh.
00:59:24Oh.
00:59:25Oh.
00:59:26What are you doing?
00:59:41No bears.
00:59:44No snakes.
00:59:47Just you and me.
00:59:50Feel safer?
00:59:52Mm-hmm.
00:59:56Anything can happen.
01:00:06Oh, God.
01:00:08Oh, God.
01:00:10Oh, God.
01:00:12Oh, God.
01:00:13Is that the car? Is that the engine?
01:00:16Oh, God.
01:00:19Oh, God.
01:00:24Oh, God.
01:00:25The keys.
01:00:27They're in the car. It's running.
01:00:29Oh, God.
01:00:31Oh, God.
01:00:35Check the back door.
01:00:41No!
01:00:45These handcuffs really aren't necessary, are they?
01:00:48Yes, they are.
01:00:53And right about now, I really like the password.
01:00:59Capisce?
01:01:00Damn your eyes, dirty ape!
01:01:03I want to show you my spreadsheets.
01:01:12Oh, let your heart rise.
01:01:17If only you give me that's right.
01:01:22I'll never turn to the dark side.
01:01:23Never!
01:01:24Are you sure about that?
01:01:28Huh?
01:01:28Huh?
01:01:29Huh?
01:01:29Huh?
01:01:30Did I ever tell you I was a pyromaniac?
01:01:33Well, money penny.
01:01:35Y'all are rather persistent.
01:01:36I can't give you the password.
01:01:38Come on.
01:01:40It's over.
01:01:41I want the password, and I want it now.
01:01:43All right, all right!
01:01:44You got it there!
01:01:44All right!
01:01:45The password is...
01:01:46Don't do it!
01:01:48That whore's a spy!
01:01:50Think of the cavalry!
01:01:52Most impressive!
01:01:59What's your style?
01:02:01Like crane.
01:02:02Yours?
01:02:03Monkey!
01:02:04Yes!
01:02:05Yeah!
01:02:06Hey!
01:02:07Hey!
01:02:08Ya!
01:02:09Oh!
01:02:10Yeah!
01:02:11Yeah!
01:02:12Ya!
01:02:13Oh!
01:02:14Hey ya!
01:02:17Ya!
01:02:18Ya!
01:02:19Ya!
01:02:20Ya!
01:02:21Ya!
01:02:22Ya!
01:02:23Kikarus!
01:02:24Kikarus!
01:02:25Kikarus!
01:02:26Kikarus!
01:02:27Kikarus!
01:02:28Kikarus, you're going to be!
01:02:30Oh great, come two!
01:03:00Hey, that's great.
01:03:07I'm proud of you guys.
01:03:09Got a key?
01:03:13See you, Sammy.
01:03:15Hey, call me when you recover.
01:03:22Don't ask.
01:03:28Good morning.
01:03:30How would you like to wake up at the crack of dawn?
01:03:43Who are you?
01:03:45I'm Dawn, and I work here.
01:03:51Tristan?
01:03:53Unbelievable.
01:03:54You can find the hour at the reach.
01:03:55God, I'm so sorry.
01:03:57I wonder what's a submarine race.
01:04:06What cost you?
01:04:07Got changed for a quarter.
01:04:08I wonder what's a submarine race.
01:04:10Got changed for a quarter.
01:04:10What have you done?
01:04:28What are you doing?
01:04:30Running this hotel.
01:04:33Remember?
01:04:33I'm the one in charge.
01:04:35Yeah, yeah, and you know what?
01:04:37You run it right into the dirt.
01:04:38I mean, hookers in the Regency?
01:04:41You've made it immoral.
01:04:43Wake up and smell the coffee chip.
01:04:46We were losing out to that flea trap across the street.
01:04:50The Australians wouldn't stand for it,
01:04:53and your mother wouldn't stand for it either.
01:04:56So you make it into a common bordello?
01:05:02No, no, no.
01:05:06This is an exceptional bordello.
01:05:14Lucky bastard.
01:05:15The cause of death, a good time, as you can see.
01:05:22His heart gave out on him.
01:05:25His molecular, his epidural, basically he came and went.
01:05:34Jackson?
01:05:36Jackson?
01:05:39Where is he?
01:05:43Jackson.
01:05:45First, it was the Bikini Hotel.
01:05:52Then it was that hotel lingerie.
01:05:55I'm taking steps to see that they're closed.
01:06:01Get out of my way!
01:06:04Judge, you never did know when to quit.
01:06:09Ah, damn my coat.
01:06:10So, if we can just hold on, their banknote will be due?
01:06:18Yes, ma'am.
01:06:20Good.
01:06:22Even with all their success,
01:06:25they won't be able to match the $200,000 they owe in back taxes.
01:06:28No, ma'am.
01:06:31You did hide their records, didn't you, Tristan?
01:06:34It's locked in the office filing cabinet.
01:06:37Oh, no.
01:06:38Oh.
01:06:38I don't get it.
01:07:00Does this mean we win more talent show money?
01:07:03Tiki, or what?
01:07:06No, man.
01:07:07That's a $200,000 tax bill.
01:07:09Due by the end of next week that his people kept from us.
01:07:12My people?
01:07:14I'm the one that brought this to you guys.
01:07:16Guilty conscience, eh?
01:07:18I don't need this.
01:07:19I'm going back to the Regency.
01:07:21You can't go back there after what that woman has done to us.
01:07:24Sammy, I live there.
01:07:26It's my home.
01:07:28Look, you've been after the Tiki ever since we met you.
01:07:31I do you all a favor, and I get this grief.
01:07:35I mean, Sammy, how could you let him say these things after we...
01:07:39After we what?
01:07:41It's my sister you're messing with, man.
01:07:43Don't make me cut you, bucko.
01:07:45Enough, enough of this penny auntie beating around the bush.
01:07:48Go home, Chip.
01:07:50Thanks for nothing.
01:07:57What's the plan, man?
01:07:59Face to face with the Ice Queen.
01:08:20I love this.
01:08:34You're upset, aren't you?
01:08:58No.
01:09:01You're a terrible liar.
01:09:04It breaks you up inside.
01:09:07Get used to it, honey bunch.
01:09:09Love is not pretty.
01:09:14What do you think about romance?
01:09:16Romance?
01:09:19Who has the time?
01:09:22Not me.
01:09:24And not you.
01:09:25We are a business partnership.
01:09:31Together we double our stock.
01:09:34What?
01:09:36Pay attention, Chip.
01:09:37Your mother will be expecting wedding plans soon, and I plan to give her the best I can think of.
01:09:45Let's cut to the chase.
01:09:46Lovely.
01:09:54You want our hotel?
01:09:56You've got to earn it.
01:09:58What would you like to do?
01:10:00Scissor paper rocks?
01:10:02Thumb wrestling?
01:10:03A break dance contest?
01:10:04No.
01:10:05A steel cage match.
01:10:07That's it.
01:10:08A tournament.
01:10:09One-on-one.
01:10:10Mano-y-mano.
01:10:11You will lose.
01:10:14If you win, I will leave town, and the hotel is yours to make into a parking lot of value far beyond $20,000.
01:10:22Cool, but...
01:10:23And if we win, you guys pay the $20,000 in back taxes.
01:10:28Yes, you do.
01:10:30It will be my pleasure to kick you out of town.
01:10:35Deal.
01:10:40Bye, Chipperino.
01:10:42I'm going to miss you.
01:10:53Sammy, Sammy, wait.
01:10:56Why are we fighting?
01:10:58What did I say?
01:11:00You have become the enemy.
01:11:02I'm fighting for my hotel.
01:11:05I'm fighting your fiancée.
01:11:08I think that puts you on the other side.
01:11:15Who's?
01:11:16All right, that's it.
01:11:20That's really it.
01:11:23No more Mr. Nice Guy.
01:11:24No more nothing.
01:11:26If I'm the enemy, then let them beware, because I'm hell on wheels.
01:11:30Little do they know that you were the state champion at Yale.
01:11:36We'll have that hotel by noon.
01:11:39Yeah, I just wish I could have chosen the course, though.
01:11:44I've never even heard of this one.
01:11:45I think that because it's...
01:11:47Everybody is coming.
01:11:48Everybody want one more in your country.
01:11:51Three put some light?
01:11:53Three put some light?
01:11:54Three put some light?
01:11:55Three put some just in reverse?"
01:11:58Two put some light?
01:11:59Four put some light?
01:12:00Six put someone on Теперь will bring some heart in the country.
01:12:02One put one out this thing.
01:12:03Some put it on that lahmavosflip.
01:12:06Guys don't let them fall down.
01:12:07Sir?
01:12:08Six put it on.
01:12:09Six put it on your hands.
01:12:09Six put it on men's oliver.
01:12:10Six put it on.
01:20:13Due to allegations of solicitation and pandering, an injunction has been brought up by the Judge
01:20:25Thomas's widow against both hotels.
01:20:30I have been ordered to close down both hotels.
01:20:43Tell me why there is an injunction against my hotel, Jacqueline, says it is due to hookers
01:21:04and strange men in skirts and leather running around the hallways?
01:21:10Trying to find a niche market.
01:21:13The Australians won't come near us now.
01:21:16You blew it, sweetie.
01:21:18Get out.
01:21:21You think I'm beat, huh?
01:21:24You're fired.
01:21:25You'll never work in this business again.
01:21:28Chup?
01:21:29We're not together, Jacqueline.
01:21:31Okay.
01:21:32Okay.
01:21:33I'm leaving and I'm not coming back.
01:21:38Mother, either I'm a part of your life or I'm not.
01:21:50I would like to be a part of your life.
01:21:54I messed up, Manfred, a real failure.
01:22:07No, no.
01:22:08I don't think so, miss.
01:22:10In my opinion, you brought the tiki back to life.
01:22:13Not for long.
01:22:15Do you know I remember when you were born?
01:22:18I was just a young fella working here.
01:22:20We were hosting two conventions.
01:22:23Your father was handling the reservation desk 24 hours straight.
01:22:29His work habits were very hard on your mother.
01:22:32Finally, she took you and left him.
01:22:37That's when things went bad for him.
01:22:40He went to pieces.
01:22:43Didn't care about anything anymore.
01:22:46That was because he loved your mother and you.
01:22:50I don't know about that.
01:22:52I do.
01:22:53It's something I discovered over years of dusting and cleaning.
01:22:58Something I don't think he ever told anyone.
01:23:06He never forgave himself.
01:23:09It's me.
01:23:11I'll bet he gave you this place as a piece of it.
01:23:16And I blew it.
01:23:18No, I don't think so.
01:23:20By doing what you did, I believe you pardoned him for his sins.
01:23:24Anyway, you gave me a second chance.
01:23:28Thank you, miss.
01:23:29Good night.
01:23:39Hi.
01:23:40Hi.
01:23:42I was a jerk.
01:23:44Yeah, you were.
01:23:47All right.
01:23:48And so was I.
01:23:50Maybe worse.
01:23:52At least you were trying to help.
01:23:57You must be Sammy.
01:23:59You made my son very angry.
01:24:02He must be very fond of you.
01:24:04I'm Gail Regent.
01:24:07Hi, Mrs. Regent.
01:24:08Oh, call me Gail.
01:24:10We'll talk longer when I return.
01:24:12I'm off to Washington.
01:24:14Oh, by the way, I'll cover that loan for you for the back taxes on your hotel.
01:24:19But it's up to the two of you to decide how we're going to get back into business.
01:24:24The key is whether it's fair.
01:24:29Bye-bye, Chip.
01:24:31Mwah.
01:24:33Pleasure meeting you, Sammy.
01:24:34Bye-bye.
01:24:35Bye-bye.
01:24:36Bye-bye.
01:24:37Bye-bye.
01:24:38Bye-bye.
01:24:39When is love not like a hurricane?
01:24:43When the weather's fair.
01:24:44When the weather's fair.
01:24:46Have a good time, girls.
01:24:48You too, you old dog.
01:24:49Don't lose all your money.
01:24:51Bye-bye.
01:24:52Bye-bye.
01:24:53Bye-bye.
01:24:54Bye-bye.
01:24:55Bye-bye.
01:24:56Bye-bye.
01:24:57Bye-bye.
01:24:58Bye-bye.
01:24:59Bye-bye.
01:25:00Bye-bye.
01:25:01Bye-bye.
01:25:02Bye-bye.
01:25:03Bye-bye.
01:25:04Bye-bye.
01:25:11Bye-bye.
01:25:13Bye-bye.
01:25:32Bye-bye.
01:25:33His brother and the cop became a nudist on the island of Maui, and he never watched another day of TV again.
01:25:54Raquel and Stye opened up a surf shop in sunny Salt Lake City.
01:25:58In their spare time, they teach White Frank and Monkistar got free.
01:26:12The concierge became the chief interviewer for the Chippin' Gale Dancers.
01:26:16Boy, is he ever happy.
01:26:28Jacklyn managed to get out of the hotel business and found work at Steppi's Burgers.
01:26:38Her burgers aren't so great.
01:26:41The first applicant for the manager of the hotel regency was from the Tiki Hotel. The couple had a whirlwind courtship and were married while vacationing overseas.
01:27:02I expanded the hotel business into a franchise and opened a chain of burger joints named Bikini Burgers.
01:27:20Chip became a screenwriter. His first movie was about a bikini hotel.
01:27:50The guests ate firefighters and people saved us.
01:27:58The crew even made a different room bill of cars near the beach.
01:28:00The immortal town was homemade.
01:28:05The Captain found people a content of the hotel.
01:28:08We both had many Luckily Eastie.
01:28:12The Disney рис 이�ics...
01:28:49Boo!
01:28:51Boo!
01:28:53Boo!
01:28:55Boo!
01:28:57Boo!
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