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00:01:59Well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:02Exactly.
00:02:07Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis,
00:02:19and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you,
00:02:24and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:27You know, well, Larry, I guess I've done your job,
00:02:31and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:36Yeah, that's right.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39Fucking call him, then.
00:02:42Moron.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:09Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:11Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16And he could have just fat fingered it.
00:03:18Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:22That's what I said.
00:03:24Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:27Yeah, Larry.
00:03:45I know.
00:03:47No, it's fine.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:03:51Okay, bye.
00:04:21Okay, bye.
00:04:51Oh, my heart, oh, my heart, it ain't working.
00:04:59It's laying in tiny pieces on the floor.
00:05:07Cause you left me to keep on thinking, thinking, thinking
00:05:15That I ain't worth anything at all.
00:05:21Oh, I opened my heart to let you in.
00:05:29You always kept me wondering
00:05:38If I was your one and only girl
00:05:45One, two, three, four, five, four, five, four, six, seven, nine, nine and seven.
00:05:55I got my heart.
00:05:57Hey, I got my heart.
00:05:58Oh, my god.
00:05:59Your heart.
00:06:00I love you.
00:06:30Welcome to Cops Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop.
00:06:49How can I help you?
00:06:50Yes, I have a pickup order for the Mighty Oak.
00:06:54Okay, so your order isn't quite ready yet?
00:06:57Will you pull around to the next window?
00:07:00Sorry for delay, sir. It'll be about five more minutes.
00:07:03This is outrageous!
00:07:06The entire purpose of ordering online is so that I do not have to wait!
00:07:12I understand that, sir, and I apologize, but if you'll just pull around...
00:07:15I will not pull around! My order has been placed!
00:07:20I can't have you hold up the line. You can come inside.
00:07:23Do you see the size of me? There is no door that can contain the Mighty Oak!
00:07:28I'm sorry, sir. I can't have you wait in the drive-thru.
00:07:30Hoorah! Honk! At the Mighty Oak!
00:07:36Shanghai!
00:07:37Hey, what's up?
00:07:41Nothing. What's going on?
00:07:43Nothing's got off work, hanging out.
00:07:46Hey, there's wrestling on tonight.
00:07:48You want to come over or order some pizza?
00:07:49Sure. What time?
00:07:53Like, eight?
00:07:55Alright, let me shit and shower and I can head over in like 20 minutes.
00:07:58You need anything?
00:07:59No, I'm good.
00:08:00I thought you were the pizza.
00:08:12I'm not the pizza.
00:08:13I'm not the pizza.
00:08:14You ordered already though?
00:08:20Yeah, should be here soon.
00:08:21Alright, well let me go back out and smoke real quick then.
00:08:23Really? You gotta get high just so you can eat?
00:08:25Yeah, man. I got an appetite problem from the stress thing.
00:08:28Alright, whatever. Just hurry up. You should be here in a minute.
00:08:30Don't have like a track wrap or whatever?
00:08:32I don't know, man. Just fucking smoke.
00:08:34Oh, hey. What's up?
00:08:35Hey. Nice shirt.
00:08:38Oh, thanks. You like pork and rowdy?
00:08:39Yeah, that shit's funny.
00:08:41You more of a pork dork or a round hound?
00:08:44I wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself.
00:08:47Oh, me neither.
00:08:50But I'm probably more of a round hound.
00:08:53But I'm mostly a mighty oak kind of guy.
00:08:57Oh, me too, dude.
00:08:58Ooh, yeah!
00:09:01What the fuck is going on out here?
00:09:03You Ivan?
00:09:05And nails Alan with a drum kick!
00:09:08And another one!
00:09:09So why were you talking to the pizza guy?
00:09:16Oh, he commented on my shirt.
00:09:18Oh, that stupid fucking show.
00:09:20It's not stupid.
00:09:22It's a talking pig and a basketball
00:09:24that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:26Wow, it is not a talking pig and basketball
00:09:29that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:30It's a talking pig and basketball
00:09:32who work in a donut shop.
00:09:33Oh, yeah. Okay. That's way less fucking dumb.
00:09:35Yeah, I smoke weed sometimes.
00:09:37It's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes.
00:09:39It may not be stoner jokes,
00:09:41but it's definitely stoner humor.
00:09:43I don't know what that means.
00:09:44It's surreal and absurd.
00:09:45Why? Because they have a talking tree and a tomato?
00:09:49You've heard of fucking Alice in Wonderland?
00:09:51You're saying pork run around is Alice in Wonderland.
00:09:54I'm saying Alice in Wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense.
00:09:58Like, the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves.
00:10:01You can still project commentary onto them
00:10:03and, like, make your comments via the absurdity.
00:10:05So, they make a lot of comments about the geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole?
00:10:14Inflamed butthole? Where do you get this shit, man?
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:16There's satire, parody, social commentary, and sure, some fart jokes, too.
00:10:21But they've even made comments about that.
00:10:23Dude, just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show
00:10:27doesn't make the writing any less shitty.
00:10:30In fact, it's kind of like a slap in the face.
00:10:33Like, they're aware of how much they suck.
00:10:36You just don't get it.
00:10:37What is there to get?
00:10:39I'm sorry.
00:10:40It's not your style.
00:10:42Yeah, I guess crap isn't my style.
00:10:44Sorry they can't all be in the line of duty.
00:10:47Are you going to sit there and tell me that's not a great show?
00:10:49It's fine. It's a good show.
00:10:51Yeah, it's considered one of the best of all time.
00:10:54Yeah, it's considered a really good show, but it's the only series you've ever seen.
00:10:58Yeah, but it's the best one.
00:11:00Yeah, but your opinion on best is irrelevant.
00:11:02You have no frame of reference.
00:11:03Yeah, but it's considered really good.
00:11:06Yeah, it's basically universally acclaimed as one of the great early prestige shows,
00:11:10but again, you wouldn't know the difference.
00:11:12And even if it wasn't critically acclaimed,
00:11:14you'd still be defending it like it was the greatest show of all time.
00:11:17You're only using critical acclaim in this single instance to justify your opinion.
00:11:21Yeah, I'm using facts to back up my opinion, thus making it a fact.
00:11:26We've got to change the fucking subject.
00:11:28I have to stop talking to you.
00:11:29We've got to fucking...
00:11:30I'm supposed to come over here to relax after work.
00:11:33What relax? I thought you work from home now.
00:11:36I do, but it's still stressful.
00:11:37How can that be stressful?
00:11:39You don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day.
00:11:41Oh no, I'm still dealing with people's fucking bullshit all day.
00:11:44Now I'm just limited in what I can do about it.
00:11:46Oh, that's a shame.
00:11:47Isn't it still better though, working from home?
00:11:50Yeah, it's better.
00:11:51It still sucks ass, but it's better.
00:11:55I've just been fucking really stressed out lately and I don't know what the fuck to do about it.
00:11:58Dude, that reminds me.
00:12:00A guy at work gave me some mushrooms.
00:12:01You should totally do some with me.
00:12:03I don't know, man.
00:12:03I ain't never done no fucking mushrooms.
00:12:05Perfect time to start?
00:12:07No, I don't think so.
00:12:08Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:09You only take legal drugs.
00:12:10It's not a matter of legality.
00:12:13It's a matter of health and safety.
00:12:15What fucking health and safety?
00:12:17You drink beer.
00:12:18You smoke weed.
00:12:19You eat junk food all the time.
00:12:20Yeah, but those things aren't going to kill me tonight.
00:12:23If you go drinking and driving.
00:12:25Okay, yeah, sure.
00:12:26But if I go drinking and driving, I made a choice.
00:12:28The alcohol didn't kill me.
00:12:29I killed me.
00:12:30I'm not going to put something on my body if I have no fucking clue what it's going to do to me.
00:12:33Dude, they're just mushrooms.
00:12:34You'll be alright.
00:12:35I know they're just mushrooms.
00:12:37I've thought about taking mushrooms.
00:12:39I'm still afraid of them.
00:12:40It's nothing to be afraid of, man.
00:12:42You'll be alright.
00:12:43Yeah, you say that, but it's still fucking with your brain.
00:12:47Yeah, but it's not like acid.
00:12:49You're not going to freak out.
00:12:51Shit will get all wavy.
00:12:52You'll lose track of time.
00:12:54You'll laugh a lot.
00:12:55It's kind of like smoking weed.
00:12:57And you don't even got to start with a bunch at one time.
00:12:59I'm just microdosing.
00:13:00Yeah, I thought about that.
00:13:02Is that what you're doing?
00:13:02Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
00:13:04First night, though, I ate like an entire eighth.
00:13:07Just had to make sure they were legit.
00:13:08They're pretty legit?
00:13:09Oh, they're legit.
00:13:11They're not psilocybin, though.
00:13:12They're similar, but they're something different.
00:13:17All right, well, what kind of mushrooms are they?
00:13:19I'll look them up.
00:13:19Oh, I don't know what they're called, but they're pretty much the same thing.
00:13:23I don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are.
00:13:25I don't know, man.
00:13:26I'm not going to...
00:13:27I'm more just going to fuck with my anxiety.
00:13:28No, dude.
00:13:30It'll actually help with their anxiety.
00:13:31It's like a cure-all.
00:13:32Anxiety, depression, PTSD.
00:13:35Whatever you've got, it'll make that shit feel better.
00:13:38If it was a cure-all, everyone would be doing it.
00:13:40Dude, everybody is doing it.
00:13:43Besides, the pharmaceutical companies, they want to keep this shit illegal.
00:13:47Keep selling you their bullshit drugs.
00:13:49If it was a cure-all, the pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it.
00:13:52Why would they want to market something that's actually going to make you feel better?
00:13:56They want to keep you sick.
00:13:57Keep you addicted to their pills.
00:14:00Weed is still illegal.
00:14:01But there's actually a synthetic weed they can get to prescribe nationwide called dranabinol.
00:14:07This has no side effects.
00:14:09There are no side effects because it's all natural.
00:14:12All those pills, they have side effects.
00:14:15You know why?
00:14:16To sell you more pills?
00:14:17To sell you more fucking pills.
00:14:19You take pills.
00:14:21Yeah, I take pills.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:26Regardless of what you say, and certainly not because of it,
00:14:29you might be down to try the mushrooms.
00:14:36Fuck yeah, you might be.
00:14:38Alright.
00:14:39So I'm just going to chop these bad boys up into tiny little chunks.
00:14:44So what exactly is the dose?
00:14:47It's approximately that much.
00:14:52One chunk.
00:14:53Yeah, but how much is that?
00:14:55It's a fucking chunk, man.
00:14:58It's a mushroom.
00:14:58It's not going to be a meter dose.
00:15:00Well, that's for inhalers, so of course not.
00:15:02Look, dude.
00:15:03The whole point is you're taking a psychedelic mushroom consistently for a couple of weeks.
00:15:08You're going to start to feel like you have more energy.
00:15:10You're feeling more positive.
00:15:12You'll fucking shit better.
00:15:14Everything.
00:15:15Fucking colors will look brighter.
00:15:17What about negative effects?
00:15:19None.
00:15:20Fucking judge of that.
00:15:25How long do I have to take it?
00:15:27Let's take one every day.
00:15:29Consistently.
00:15:30For a couple of weeks.
00:15:31After that, you should be pretty good for a while.
00:15:34How long is a while?
00:15:35Why is everything so fucking vague?
00:15:37Because it's a fucking plant, man.
00:15:39It comes from the ground.
00:15:41Results may vary.
00:15:43I'll probably just keep taking them as long as my guy can keep getting them.
00:15:46Is it safe to just take them nonstop?
00:15:48I don't know.
00:15:50But I take Kratom every day.
00:15:52Adderall.
00:15:53Whatever's going to get me going.
00:15:55It's probably fine.
00:15:56I don't really give a shit.
00:15:58So what do I do?
00:15:59Just eat one?
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:01Yeah, you should eat one now.
00:16:03Take the rest home.
00:16:04Throw them in the freezer.
00:16:05Take one out and eat it every day.
00:16:06I don't know, man.
00:16:13Are they gross?
00:16:14Do you like mushrooms?
00:16:15No.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:16Then they're fucking gross.
00:16:18Just chew it up real quick.
00:16:19Chug a beer afterwards.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:27Here we go.
00:16:29Diadio so manana.
00:16:31Haggadagga.
00:16:33Haggadagga.
00:16:36I bet you wake up tomorrow feeling fucking amazing.
00:16:49See about that.
00:16:52Until then, you want to drink some beer and watch some wrestling?
00:16:54You say I drink too much.
00:17:03Well, that ain't nothing to do.
00:17:05I drink my word in beer.
00:17:07To prove that I'm a fool.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:26Aw.
00:17:26I don't know.
00:17:56look
00:18:24I'm just sitting there eating that fucking branch
00:18:29Hey, can't have outside food in here
00:18:33It's not food
00:18:39It's a fucking branch
00:18:42Well, you're eating it, so what's food?
00:18:45I'm a quality cocksucker, this is all I can eat
00:18:48Don't give me that shit, with your milk drinking ass, we sell salads
00:18:52First of all, I'm lactose intolerant, bitch
00:18:56Second of all, fuck you
00:19:00You know what, I'm gonna fake this shit
00:19:03Ma'am, if you don't tell that branch back where the fucking forest where it belongs
00:19:06I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
00:19:07Excuse me?
00:19:10This branch is part of my culture
00:19:12Are you fucking kidding me?
00:19:14Do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit?
00:19:18I don't see it
00:19:19But I sure as shit smell it
00:19:22Bitch
00:19:23Did you just call me a bitch?
00:19:26Hey, I'll cause them like I sees them
00:19:28I'll tell you what
00:19:29After I eat these leaves
00:19:31I'll show this branch so far up your fucking ass
00:19:34You'll be having a luau tonight
00:19:35See, now it's fucked up
00:19:37Now it's appropriation
00:19:38And threatening physical violence
00:19:40It's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual bitch
00:19:42Man, fuck, what the hell's going on out here?
00:19:45Nothing, she's so crazy
00:19:47I don't know, man
00:19:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:21:18Fuck.
00:21:20Sorry I'm late.
00:21:25I overslept.
00:21:27That's okay.
00:21:28It was just a couple minutes.
00:21:30Did you have a late night last night?
00:21:32I don't think so.
00:21:33Not really.
00:21:34Not that I can remember.
00:21:35Must have just been sleeping good or something.
00:21:39So what would you like to talk about today?
00:21:44I don't know.
00:21:46Nothing around my mind.
00:21:48I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:50Oh well I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:52Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah it was nothing crazy.
00:21:56I was brushing my teeth and then when I turned to leave the bathroom I ran into like this ghost thing or whatever.
00:22:05And then I woke up.
00:22:08And that was like right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:13I don't think so.
00:22:15Not that I can remember.
00:22:16I don't really have nightmares though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time right?
00:22:20Yeah no not really.
00:22:21Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:23No not really.
00:22:24So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27Well why else do you think you would have had a dream?
00:22:31Or a nightmare?
00:22:33I don't know.
00:22:35I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:41Well.
00:22:42I mean maybe.
00:22:47What?
00:22:48For the past two days I started microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:04You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days?
00:23:08No.
00:23:09Yeah okay.
00:23:10Yes.
00:23:11But just like little tiny pieces.
00:23:13Just like one a day.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16Well.
00:23:17It is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:21Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:24From my brother.
00:23:25Do you think you should be taking them?
00:23:27I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs.
00:23:29I don't recommend it.
00:23:33But I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics that suggest that
00:23:40there are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:43But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:48Yeah I know.
00:23:49I understand.
00:23:51Still going to try them.
00:23:52I mean I don't think that was some kind of mushroom induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:56I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:01Um.
00:24:02I guess I'm hoping that they're going to get rid of my anxiety.
00:24:11Or at least help with it.
00:24:13Just be careful.
00:24:16And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:23How has your anxiety been generally?
00:24:27I don't know.
00:24:28I mean it was better but not like 100% better.
00:24:32Right?
00:24:33Like I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago
00:24:37but I don't know.
00:24:42Lately I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:47Like not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:50Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:53When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:55It's been a few weeks.
00:25:00Well I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms.
00:25:04But I do want you to cut back on your drinking.
00:25:06And I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:09I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:11That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like that's going to make you feel better.
00:25:14Look.
00:25:15There's no cure all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise, meditation, healthy eating.
00:25:24And everyone needs a way to cope.
00:25:26Whether that's a hobby or a vice.
00:25:29Or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:32You do.
00:25:34And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones when in times of increased stress.
00:25:39So let's take a look.
00:25:41You're going to make sure to break together.
00:25:42But we will take a look.
00:25:43Ok, so now.
00:25:44And so here's where you are.
00:25:45Now, the next thing is to get a look.
00:25:46And I'm going to show off.
00:25:47And I'm going to show off.
00:25:48Let's go here.
00:25:49And so you...
00:25:50To cut the mackle, I'm going to share.
00:25:51I'm going to turn my back in the house.
00:25:52and put my back in the house.
00:25:53Let's just take a look.
00:25:54And I'm going to show you to make sure to cut the mackle.
00:25:55All right.
00:26:25All right.
00:26:55All right.
00:27:25All right.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:57Hey, what's up?
00:27:58Nothing.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:01Painting.
00:28:02What's up?
00:28:03Nothing.
00:28:05You want to come over?
00:28:06Play some video games or something?
00:28:08Yeah, I guess.
00:28:10What time?
00:28:12I don't know, man.
00:28:13Whatever.
00:28:14I got nothing going on.
00:28:15Okay, yeah.
00:28:17Give me a few minutes.
00:28:18I'll head over.
00:28:18How long have you been out here?
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:41Are you hungry?
00:28:46I'm not.
00:28:47Not hungry.
00:28:54Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:56It's augmented reality.
00:28:59I don't know what that means.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02So like, you know what virtual reality is.
00:29:06Right.
00:29:06So it's like a virtual reality.
00:29:09Well, it's this augmented reality.
00:29:11So like you look through a camera lens and see the real world, but they'll change it or
00:29:16augment it in real time.
00:29:18It's mostly used for like mobile games or like furniture stores.
00:29:23So AR is something for furniture-based mobile games?
00:29:29No.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32So you hold up your camera and you like see everything in the room, right?
00:29:36And there's like a ghost there or something.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:39Never mind.
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:41So the couch.
00:29:42So you have a couch and you see it in the space and you can move the camera around and
00:29:46that the couch will like stick to the 3D space if it's actually there.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:50And that's what AR is.
00:29:52It's fucking dumb.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:53Well, that's like not all I can do.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:56So say we all wear AR glasses all the time, like AR goggles.
00:30:01Right.
00:30:02So then you'll create like your avatar, like the way you're going to look in the game or
00:30:06in the world or whatever.
00:30:07And your friends will all do it too.
00:30:09So then you could like meet up with your friends from like Argentina or Japan or whatever
00:30:12and you could talk to them and it'll be like they're sitting in the same room with you.
00:30:15But, you know, that's kind of cool, I guess.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:18And it's, you know, it's used for like virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events, things
00:30:23like that.
00:30:24Real life gaming, social networking.
00:30:25Like that's what they consider the metaverse.
00:30:28All right.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:29No, that's kind of cool.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31That's pretty cool.
00:30:31There's some shitty stuff that can happen there too.
00:30:33Like what?
00:30:34Well, I mean like other than the obvious.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:37Other than the obvious.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:39So say you're wearing your AR glasses all day, like walking on the street in the real world
00:30:43and like I'm offended by guns.
00:30:46I don't want to see gun stores.
00:30:48So anytime I walk by one, I'll change it to like a candy store or something.
00:30:52Or like turn abortion clinics into churches or something like that.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:57So anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can like narrow your view
00:31:03in that way.
00:31:05Wow.
00:31:05That's kind of already a problem though, isn't it?
00:31:07Exactly.
00:31:07And this will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing.
00:31:12I'm not sure how I feel like that.
00:31:14Yeah, no shit.
00:31:14All right.
00:31:15Think about it this way.
00:31:15So like all these companies have like all your data and stuff, right?
00:31:18So imagine they just want to make an app that like puts all your public data out there.
00:31:22Nothing crazy.
00:31:23Just like your voting history, sexual orientation, things like that.
00:31:26Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game or something.
00:31:29Oh, dude.
00:31:31People are going to be talking shit about my taste in music.
00:31:33Exactly.
00:31:34It just makes it way easier to prejudge people.
00:31:39Fuck.
00:31:42This is why we have to do something.
00:31:44What do you mean?
00:31:46Oh, no, I'm just, I mean like if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death of
00:31:52themselves.
00:31:55I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:31:59Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest
00:32:05and best.
00:32:06You know, we made it this far.
00:32:09Yeah, I guess that's something.
00:32:11Again, not a lot we can really do about it.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah, maybe.
00:32:16Maybe not.
00:32:17Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:22All right, I guess.
00:32:22I mean, I don't really notice anything different.
00:32:24I'm not like sick or anything, but you know, I haven't noticed any significant changes.
00:32:31It's only been like, what, four days?
00:32:33Something like that.
00:32:34I think we'll be feeling it pretty soon.
00:32:37Okay, cool.
00:32:40But until then, you want to get smashed?
00:32:42Yeah, I mean, I think we'll probably do that.
00:33:04So, you know, I think we'll be feeling it.
00:33:34I think we'll be feeling it.
00:33:35Okay.
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:36Okay.
00:35:07Oh, man.
00:35:08That's real knee-slapper.
00:35:10It's not funny.
00:35:12Oh, fuck.
00:35:14How does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up.
00:35:15Would you just help me?
00:35:16Sure.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:17You want me to blow you?
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:21Be real, Porco.
00:35:22Seriously.
00:35:23Fuck.
00:35:24Was it a woman?
00:35:25Fuck.
00:35:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:35:27Pork, will you stop messing around and go in the closet and get my fucking pump?
00:35:32You have a pump?
00:35:37Pork, I swear to fucking god, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:44I don't know. Maybe.
00:35:57I don't know.
00:35:59I'm playing the music and I'm playing the music.
00:36:01I love you.
00:36:03I love you.
00:36:05I love you.
00:36:10I love you.
00:36:18Let's go.
00:36:48Eat it.
00:36:56Fucking eat it.
00:36:58Might as well.
00:37:18Be careful.
00:37:26Why?
00:37:28Because it's not too late.
00:37:30Too late for what?
00:37:32To stop them.
00:37:34So who from what?
00:37:48Ding.
00:37:50Ding.
00:37:56Ding.
00:37:58Ding.
00:38:08Ding.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:41:18Hey, what's up?
00:41:19Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right.
00:41:21Coming back.
00:41:21Later.
00:41:48Hey, what's up?
00:42:12Hey, what's going on?
00:42:14Nothing.
00:42:16You call me.
00:42:17What's up?
00:42:18Oh, you call me.
00:42:20What's going on?
00:42:21No, nothing.
00:42:21I'm just calling back.
00:42:22I didn't have my phone with me.
00:42:24Okay.
00:42:25Well, what's going on?
00:42:27Nothing.
00:42:27I was just painting.
00:42:29What's up?
00:42:29I'm actually driving.
00:42:32Hey, I'm close by.
00:42:33I'm going to pick you up.
00:42:34I've got to do a couple things.
00:42:37Yeah, sure.
00:42:38I guess.
00:42:38So you feeling it yet?
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:40I mean, I guess.
00:42:42Like, today I feel great.
00:42:43I didn't even fucking smoke and I feel like a fucking million bucks.
00:42:46Yeah, man.
00:42:48After the first few days, it really starts to work its magic.
00:42:51I feel like a whole new guy.
00:42:55Anything weird happen?
00:42:57Like what?
00:42:58I don't know.
00:42:59Like any weird dreams?
00:43:01Weird dreams?
00:43:02No.
00:43:03My sleep is usually pretty fucked up anyway.
00:43:06Insomnia.
00:43:08Sleep apnea.
00:43:09Sleep paralysis.
00:43:10But the past few days have been amazing.
00:43:14I didn't even drink last night.
00:43:15Damn.
00:43:16It's awesome.
00:43:18Why?
00:43:19You been having weird dreams or something?
00:43:22Yeah, I mean, I guess.
00:43:25They're just dreams.
00:43:26It's only weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time, you know?
00:43:31But, I don't know.
00:43:32Maybe I've also been here and stuff.
00:43:36Hmm.
00:43:37That could be normal.
00:43:38I mean, you've never taken mushrooms before, right?
00:43:41Probably just getting some fringe hallucinatory effects, you know?
00:43:45But what are we talking about here?
00:43:48An indiscernible rustling?
00:43:50A beep?
00:43:52Voices?
00:43:53I don't know, not voices, but like, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:43:56Like, I'll hear something in the other room.
00:43:59Or, like, maybe I'll feel like there's somebody in the room.
00:44:03Oh, that definitely sounds normal, man.
00:44:04It's like being high as fuck.
00:44:06Yeah, I know, but I don't feel high.
00:44:08I don't know.
00:44:09It's different.
00:44:11It's supposed to be different, you know?
00:44:13I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about.
00:44:16And right now, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
00:44:20Are you about to tell me to trust the mushrooms?
00:44:21No, but that's actually good advice.
00:44:25All right, give me a minute.
00:44:27I gotta ship a couple things.
00:44:28All right, give me a minute.
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00:44:49All right, give me a minute.
00:44:50Really, man? I wasn't even there that long. You wanna get some coffee or something?
00:45:05Yeah, that sounds good.
00:45:07Thanks, man. What else you got going on?
00:45:09Nothing, really. I was actually supposed to swing by my buddy's house and pick something up, but he just texted me and said he's not home or something. I don't know.
00:45:17You wanna get fucked up?
00:45:19You know I do. I really do. But, I don't know, I feel good for once. Maybe I should go into my work week without a hangover. See if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems.
00:45:29It's probably a good idea. Let the mushrooms proceed unfettered.
00:45:34I mean, I'll probably get high, have a couple beers.
00:45:37That's not a big deal. You don't think it's gonna get any worse, do you?
00:45:42What?
00:45:43Like the dreams and stuff?
00:45:45Nah, man. If anything, it's gonna get better. Much, much better.
00:45:54That guy at work, the one who gave him to you, did he take him?
00:45:58Hmm, that's a good question.
00:46:01You know what? Just give it like three more days. I think you're right there.
00:46:05Right where?
00:46:07Right on the precipice.
00:46:09The precipice of what?
00:46:11Of becoming and being.
00:46:18Oh, God.
00:46:19Ain't no guess Ben least.
00:46:33I'm ach or woman.
00:46:37I love you.
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01:05:03what do you think you are? I don't know. I just know you pulled me out of your fucking head and
01:05:08here I am. So I might be a dream or a hallucination from the mushrooms, from your poor health, lack of
01:05:16fresh air, all the pollutants and toxins in the air. So what are you implying? That since I've
01:05:22been working at home all this fucking time there's chemicals in here that are making me sick? Is that
01:05:25what you're saying? No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying don't blame the mushrooms. I'm just
01:05:31saying there are other things that might possibly be at play. I think that's a fucking
01:05:35stretch. Maybe. Yeah. Did you know that acetone can erase your memory? Did you know that? No. Like
01:05:45when people have paint. Well imagine inhaling that same stuff little by little over a long
01:05:51period of time. Imagine the long-term effects. So what are you saying? That you're some kind
01:05:57of acetone hallucination? No. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that at all. I'm just
01:06:02saying. Ask Kel. Ask Ivan. Did they have these fucked up dreams when they took the mushrooms?
01:06:08Well so what? Just because nothing happened to them doesn't mean shit. What about bad trips?
01:06:12What if I have some kind of undiagnosed mental disorder? You know maybe I'm bipolar or maybe
01:06:15I have early signs of schizophrenia. There you go. Why are you blaming it on the mushrooms
01:06:20when you have schizophrenia? I'm not saying I have schizophrenia. I'm just saying different
01:06:25things affect people differently. So don't say it's not the fucking mushrooms. Okay?
01:06:29You know I could find out. Just stop taking them. Okay. Is that what you're going to do?
01:06:35I don't know. First I have to wake up from this fucking dream.
01:06:40Okay. I tell you what. Why don't you just leave this bathroom and see if it's a dream.
01:06:45Just go about your day and see if I'm real. You tell me when you wake up.
01:06:49Yeah. That is what I'm going to do. Don't try to fucking scare me.
01:06:54I'm going to wake up as soon as I walk out of this fucking bathroom.
01:06:57I'm going to walk out of here. Some other kind of weird shit is going to fucking happen.
01:07:02See you are a fucking dream. You're trying to give me the fucking runaround.
01:07:08Don't scare me.
01:07:09Don't scare me.
01:07:29Don't scare me.
01:07:33Don't scare me.
01:08:04Hey, what's up?
01:08:26Nothing. It's been a couple days. What's going on?
01:08:29Does everything look drawn to you?
01:08:36What?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:41So what's up, man? You've been all fucked up or what?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:45Fucked up how?
01:08:46Like, going out of my mind.
01:08:50Are your dreams creeping into your waking life?
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:54Is that supposed to happen?
01:08:56I don't know about supposed to, but yeah, it happened with me the first few days.
01:09:00Why would you say there's no side effects?
01:09:02Because I wouldn't call that a side effect. That's more like the primary effect.
01:09:07You said nothing fucking weird happened to you.
01:09:09I didn't want to scare you.
01:09:11I thought if I was microdosing them, I wasn't supposed to feel any of the hallucinogenic effects.
01:09:15I didn't say that.
01:09:16Yeah, but everything I've read...
01:09:17Yeah, but everything you've read has been about psilocybin.
01:09:20You said these are pretty much the same thing.
01:09:22Yeah, basically.
01:09:23I mean, they're both hallucinogenic mushrooms, so technically that is true.
01:09:28Well, fuck you, man. I'm not taking them anymore.
01:09:30It'll pass.
01:09:31No, fuck that. Kel said the same thing.
01:09:34Ah, yes. Kel.
01:09:37Yeah, he took them too, and he didn't warn me either.
01:09:39Because there's nothing to warn you about.
01:09:41You're not going insane.
01:09:43As a matter of fact, I think you're going to find that you are considerably more sane after this ordeal.
01:09:48So you're still taking the mushrooms?
01:09:50Me? No.
01:09:51No, I don't need them anymore.
01:09:52I feel great without them.
01:09:54And you're not hallucinating right now.
01:09:56Dude, my mind is as clear as it's ever been.
01:09:59You know, there's a joke to be made there, but regardless, I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:10:04Think about it this way.
01:10:05Let me tell you what you're experiencing.
01:10:08When you sleep, your brain is running through all this shit that happened to you throughout the day, right?
01:10:13Your dreams kind of filter that stuff, help you work through traumatic events, fears, things like that.
01:10:18But what's happening here is you're actually being confronted with your dreams and your waking life.
01:10:24And yeah, it's vivid, it's intense, but it's still just a dream.
01:10:30Think about yogis and Taoist monks that meditate and transcend consciousness.
01:10:35They're reaching a level of focus and concentration that's akin to sleep.
01:10:39They're entering a dream state while awake.
01:10:42You're basically receiving supercharged enlightenment.
01:10:47And yeah, I understand how that can be scary, but you just got to keep it in perspective.
01:10:53It's all in your mind.
01:10:55It's not real.
01:10:56It's too real.
01:10:58I'm not ready for fucking enlightenment.
01:11:01Hey, if you are, what are you going to do?
01:11:05How long will they be in my system?
01:11:07I don't know, but I'm telling you, you're almost there.
01:11:12I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:15Do you want my advice?
01:11:15Not really.
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:45Can you help me?
01:12:00I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:12:01I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:12:04I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:12:06I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:12:07But I do this in my dream time.
01:12:11Oh, if I want to drink much, it's just because I don't.
01:12:14It's not a shame.
01:12:15I don't know why I'm here.
01:12:18I'm not holding happy.
01:12:19I'm sick of things on the bottom.
01:12:21I'm not suspending any of war.
01:12:23Oh, oh, oh.
01:12:53Is it done?
01:12:59Excuse me?
01:13:01Do you remember me?
01:13:02Yeah, you're that weird fucking guy.
01:13:04Get the fuck away from me.
01:13:07WER-138.
01:13:10CRM-114.
01:13:12Listen, man, I don't know who the fuck you are,
01:13:14and I don't know what the fuck you want.
01:13:15But if you say one more stupid fucking code,
01:13:17I'm gonna punch you in the other eye.
01:13:20There he is.
01:13:23There's that vigor.
01:13:27Listen, man, if you don't fucking leave,
01:13:30I'm gonna make you leave.
01:13:38As you wish.
01:13:42Oh, yeah, and by the way...
01:13:43It's not real.
01:14:03It's not real.
01:14:04It's not real.
01:14:12What's not real?
01:14:14You.
01:14:16You're not real.
01:14:17Did you ever wake up?
01:14:20No.
01:14:21See, that's because you were never asleep.
01:14:23Or, well, you're currently experiencing an irregular sleep pattern.
01:14:27It's kind of what my brother said.
01:14:31Well, he's right.
01:14:33Great.
01:14:34So when's that gonna stop?
01:14:36When I learn to embrace my shadow self and reach enlightenment?
01:14:41What?
01:14:41My brother said the mushrooms are basically supercharging my subconscious
01:14:46and bringing me face-to-face with my anxieties.
01:14:50Is that what he said?
01:14:53That's interesting.
01:14:57You don't think that's what's happening?
01:14:58I shouldn't be saying this.
01:15:03But it's the mushrooms.
01:15:05They're not right.
01:15:07The spores have started to fester in your brain.
01:15:11What?
01:15:12They've started growing and burrowing into your temporal parietal junction.
01:15:16You're stuck between your sleep cycles to a point where you don't even notice
01:15:19when you're falling asleep and waking up.
01:15:21I bet you haven't even realized how much time you've lost.
01:15:24I'm surprised you're not in a crippling state of dread and confusion.
01:15:27I am.
01:15:28I'm just trying to convince myself that it's all in my mind and that it's gonna go away.
01:15:34Well, it is in your mind, but it's not going to go away.
01:15:38Why should I suddenly believe anything that you're saying?
01:15:42Because I came from your brain.
01:15:45And that's what I think is going on in there.
01:15:48Well, then why didn't you say any of this before?
01:15:50I had time to think about it after we talked.
01:15:52So if all this is caused by the fungus, then what are you?
01:15:56I think I'm you.
01:15:57Well, maybe what's left of you.
01:16:01So what now?
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:03So I'm definitely dreaming right now.
01:16:14I wouldn't say you're definitely anything.
01:16:18And I wouldn't say that I'm definitely anything either.
01:16:21Well, what am I supposed to do?
01:16:24I don't know, man.
01:16:26I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:29And what do you think that is?
01:16:30I think you need to go down the hall and find out.
01:16:36And what do you think that is?
01:16:47I don't know.
01:17:00Okay, this is a pretty good one.
01:17:28Welcome to Cops Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop. How can I help you?
01:17:34Uh... Hey, isn't this that dumb ball motherfucker's always watching us?
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Hey, yeah. I guess it is. What do you know?
01:17:44Am I in the cartoon? What the fuck are you talking about?
01:17:47Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:52Um, Mr. D?
01:17:55What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird ass homeless guy is always staring at us and talking all funny.
01:18:01Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:04No, this isn't real. This is just a cartoon. I'm not supposed to be here. This is just a dream.
01:18:09If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:12Like what?
01:18:13Anything.
01:18:14Stop Mr. Destructor Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:18Did it work?
01:18:21Nope.
01:18:23How are you feeling?
01:18:27That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:29Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:31Yes. I think it was too late.
01:18:34What do you mean by that?
01:18:36Yeah, what do you mean by that?
01:18:38Who let you out the house?
01:18:39What was that?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You said something.
01:18:44What?
01:18:45You said something.
01:18:46I think I'm okay.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48I think I'm okay.
01:18:49You think you're okay?
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:52Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:18:54I think I could do it again.
01:18:55I think I'm fine.
01:18:57I don't know.
01:18:58I'm sorry.
01:18:59I'm sorry.
01:19:00I'm sorry.
01:19:01I'm sorry.
01:19:02This is going to be a magic trick.
01:19:04I'm sorry.
01:19:05It's hard to see me as a human being.
01:19:07I think it's a living life.
01:19:08My life.
01:19:10I know what.
01:19:11I don't know what to do.
01:19:12I'm sorry.
01:19:13I feel Ai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai-Mai.
01:19:14I think I know it's my life.
01:19:15This is a living life.
01:19:16If you're a living life.
01:19:17I'm sorry.
01:19:18I'm sorry.
01:19:19I'm sorry.
01:19:20I'm sorry.
01:20:53I wouldn't say it takes anybody to the dark depths of their minds as much.
01:20:57No, I admit it was scary at first.
01:21:00But now I feel like a whole new man.
01:21:02So I say take the mushrooms.
01:21:04Trust the mushrooms.
01:21:06Eat the mushrooms.
01:21:07Time, give us everything, including the space to read.
01:21:27Gravity, all around you and me, holding each moment in place.
01:21:34As the sun shines into the void, like a tool at the bottom of a grand world.
01:21:41But eternity is so much time.
01:21:49Time, time, time.
01:21:51Time, time, time.
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