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00:01:59Well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:02Exactly.
00:02:07Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis,
00:02:19and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you,
00:02:24and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:27You know, well, Larry, I guess I've done your job,
00:02:31and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:36Yeah, that's right.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39Fucking call him, then.
00:02:42Moron.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:09Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:11Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16And he could have just fat fingered it.
00:03:18Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:22That's what I said.
00:03:24Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:27Yeah, Larry.
00:03:45I know.
00:03:47No, it's fine.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:03:50Bye.
00:06:41Welcome to Cops Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop.
00:06:49How can I help you?
00:06:50Yes, I have a pickup order for the Mighty Oak.
00:06:55Okay, so your order isn't quite ready yet?
00:06:57Will you pull around to the next window?
00:07:00Sorry for the delay, sir.
00:07:01It'll be about five more minutes.
00:07:03This is outrageous!
00:07:05The entire purpose of ordering online is so that I do not have to wait!
00:07:12I understand that, sir, and I apologize.
00:07:14But if you'll just pull around...
00:07:15I will not pull around!
00:07:17My order has been placed!
00:07:20I can't have you hold up the line.
00:07:22You can come inside.
00:07:23Do you see the size of me?
00:07:25There is no door that can contain the Mighty Oak!
00:07:28I'm sorry, sir, I can't have you wait in the drive-thru.
00:07:32Hooray, honk!
00:07:33At the Mighty Oak!
00:07:36Shanghai!
00:07:40Hey, what's up?
00:07:41Nothing.
00:07:42What's going on?
00:07:43Nothing's got off work, hanging out.
00:07:46Hey, there's wrestling on tonight.
00:07:48You want to come over or order some pizza?
00:07:51Sure, what time?
00:07:53Like, eight?
00:07:55Alright, let me shit and shower and I can head over in like 20 minutes.
00:07:58You need anything?
00:07:59No, I'm good.
00:08:05I thought you were the pizza.
00:08:07I'm not the pizza.
00:08:09I thought you were the pizza.
00:08:13I'm not the pizza.
00:08:19You ordered already though?
00:08:20Yeah, should be here soon.
00:08:21Alright, well let me go back out and smoke real quick then.
00:08:23Really?
00:08:24You gotta get high just so you can eat?
00:08:25Yeah, man, I got an appetite problem from the stress thing.
00:08:28Alright, whatever.
00:08:29Just hurry up.
00:08:29You should be here any minute.
00:08:30Don't have like a track wrap or whatever?
00:08:32I don't know, man.
00:08:32Just fucking smoke.
00:08:34Oh, hey, what's up?
00:08:35Hey.
00:08:36Nice shirt.
00:08:38Oh, thanks.
00:08:38You like pork and rowdy?
00:08:39Yeah, that shit's funny.
00:08:41You more of a pork dork or a round hound?
00:08:44I wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself.
00:08:47Oh, me neither.
00:08:50But I'm probably more of a round hound.
00:08:53But I'm mostly a mighty oak kind of guy.
00:08:57Oh, me too, dude.
00:08:58Ooh, yeah!
00:09:01What the fuck is going on out here?
00:09:03You Ivan?
00:09:05And nails Alan with a drum kick.
00:09:07And another one.
00:09:09So why were you talking to the pizza guy?
00:09:16Oh, he commented on my shirt.
00:09:18Oh, that stupid fucking show.
00:09:20It's not stupid.
00:09:22It's a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:26Wow, it is not a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:30It's a talking pig and a basketball that work in a donut shop.
00:09:33Oh, yeah, okay.
00:09:34That's way less fucking dumb.
00:09:35Yeah, I smoke weed sometimes.
00:09:37It's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes.
00:09:39It may not be stoner jokes, but it's definitely stoner humor.
00:09:43I don't know what that means.
00:09:44It's surreal and absurd.
00:09:46Why?
00:09:47Because they have a talking tree and a tomato?
00:09:49You've heard of fucking Alice in Wonderland?
00:09:51You're saying pork run around is Alice in Wonderland.
00:09:54I'm saying Alice in Wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense.
00:09:58Like, the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves.
00:10:01You can still project commentary onto them and, like, make your comments via the absurdity.
00:10:05So, they make a lot of comments about the geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole?
00:10:14Inflamed butthole?
00:10:15Where do you get this shit, man?
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:16There's satire, parody, social commentary, and sure, some fart jokes, too.
00:10:21But they've even made comments about that.
00:10:23Dude, just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show doesn't make
00:10:28the writing any less shitty.
00:10:30In fact, it's kind of like a slap in the face.
00:10:33Like, they're aware of how much they suck.
00:10:36You just don't get it.
00:10:37What is there to get?
00:10:39I'm sorry.
00:10:40It's not your style.
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:42I guess crap isn't my style.
00:10:44Sorry they can't all be in the line of duty.
00:10:47Are you going to sit there and tell me that's not a great show?
00:10:49It's fine.
00:10:50It's a good show.
00:10:51Yeah, it's considered one of the best of all time.
00:10:54Yeah, it's considered a really good show, but it's the only series you've ever seen.
00:10:58Yeah, but it's the best one.
00:11:00Yeah, but your opinion on best is irrelevant.
00:11:02You have no frame of reference.
00:11:03Yeah, but it's considered really good.
00:11:06Yeah, it's basically universally acclaimed as one of the great early prestige shows.
00:11:10But again, you wouldn't know the difference.
00:11:12And even if it wasn't critically acclaimed, you'd still be defending it like it was the greatest
00:11:16show of all time.
00:11:16You're only using critical acclaim in this single instance to justify your opinion.
00:11:21Yeah, I'm using facts to back up my opinion, thus making it a fact.
00:11:27We gotta change the fucking subject.
00:11:28I have to stop talking to you.
00:11:29We gotta fucking...
00:11:30I'm supposed to come over here to relax after work.
00:11:33What relax?
00:11:34I thought you work from home now.
00:11:36I do, but it's still stressful.
00:11:37How can that be stressful?
00:11:39You don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day.
00:11:41Oh no.
00:11:42I'm still dealing with people's fucking bullshit all day.
00:11:44Now I'm just limited in what I can do about it.
00:11:46Oh, that's a shame.
00:11:47Isn't it still better though?
00:11:49Working from home?
00:11:50Yeah, it's better.
00:11:51It still sucks ass.
00:11:53But it's better.
00:11:55I've just been fucking really stressed out lately and I don't know what the fuck to do
00:11:58about it.
00:11:58Dude, that reminds me.
00:12:00A guy at work gave me some mushrooms.
00:12:01You should totally do some with me.
00:12:03I don't know, man.
00:12:03I ain't never done no fucking mushrooms.
00:12:05Perfect time to start?
00:12:07No, I don't think so.
00:12:08Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:09You only take legal drugs.
00:12:12It's not a matter of legality.
00:12:13It's a matter of health and safety.
00:12:15What fucking health and safety?
00:12:17You drink beer.
00:12:18You smoke weed.
00:12:19You eat junk food all the time.
00:12:20Yeah, but those things aren't going to kill me tonight.
00:12:23If you go drinking and driving.
00:12:25Okay, yeah, sure.
00:12:26But if I go drinking and driving, I made a choice.
00:12:28The alcohol didn't kill me.
00:12:29I killed me.
00:12:30I'm not going to put something in my body if I have no fucking clue what it's going
00:12:32to do to me.
00:12:33Dude, they're just mushrooms.
00:12:34You'll be alright.
00:12:35I know they're just mushrooms.
00:12:37I've thought about taking mushrooms.
00:12:39I'm still afraid of them.
00:12:40It's nothing to be afraid of, man.
00:12:42You'll be alright.
00:12:43Yeah, you say that, but it's still fucking with your brain.
00:12:47Yeah, but it's not like acid.
00:12:49You're not going to freak out.
00:12:51Shit will get all wavy.
00:12:52You'll lose track of time.
00:12:54You'll laugh a lot.
00:12:55It's kind of like smoking weed.
00:12:57And you don't even got to start with a bunch at one time.
00:12:59I'm just microdosing.
00:13:01Yeah, I thought about that.
00:13:02Is that what you're doing?
00:13:02Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
00:13:04First night, though, I ate like an entire eighth.
00:13:07Just had to make sure they were legit.
00:13:08They're pretty legit?
00:13:09Oh, they're legit.
00:13:11They're not psilocybin, though.
00:13:12They're similar, but they're something different.
00:13:17All right, well, what kind of mushrooms are they?
00:13:19I'll look them up.
00:13:19Oh, I don't know what they're called, but they're pretty much the same thing.
00:13:23I don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are.
00:13:25I don't know, man.
00:13:26I'm not going to...
00:13:27I'm more just going to fuck with my anxiety.
00:13:29No, dude.
00:13:30It'll actually help with their anxiety.
00:13:31It's like a cure-all.
00:13:32Anxiety, depression, PTSD.
00:13:35Whatever you've got, it'll make that shit feel better.
00:13:38If it was a cure-all, everyone would be doing it.
00:13:40Dude, everybody is doing it.
00:13:43Besides, the pharmaceutical companies, they want to keep this shit illegal.
00:13:47Keep selling you their bullshit drugs.
00:13:49If it was a cure-all, the pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it.
00:13:52Why would they want to market something that's actually going to make you feel better?
00:13:56They want to keep you sick.
00:13:57Keep you addicted to their pills.
00:14:00Weed is still illegal.
00:14:02But there's actually a synthetic weed they can get to prescribe nationwide called dronabinol.
00:14:07This has no side effects.
00:14:09There are no side effects because it's all natural.
00:14:12All those pills, they have side effects.
00:14:15You know why?
00:14:16To sell you more pills?
00:14:17To sell you more fucking pills.
00:14:19You take pills.
00:14:21Yeah, I take pills.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:26Regardless of what you say, and certainly not because of it,
00:14:30I might be down to try the mushrooms.
00:14:36Fuck yeah, you might be.
00:14:38All right.
00:14:39So I'm just going to chop these bad boys up into tiny little chunks.
00:14:44So what exactly is the dose?
00:14:46Hmm, it's approximately that much.
00:14:52One chunk.
00:14:53Well, yeah, but how much is that?
00:14:55It's a fucking chunk, man.
00:14:58It's a mushroom.
00:14:58It's not going to be a meter dose.
00:15:00Well, that's for inhalers, so of course not.
00:15:02Look, dude, the whole point is you're taking a psychedelic mushroom consistently for a couple of weeks.
00:15:07You're going to start to feel like you're going to start to feel like you have more energy, you're feeling more positive, you'll fucking shit better.
00:15:14Everything.
00:15:15Fucking colors will look brighter.
00:15:17What about negative effects?
00:15:19None.
00:15:21Fucking judge of that.
00:15:25How long do I have to take it?
00:15:27Just take one every day.
00:15:29Consistently.
00:15:30For a couple of weeks.
00:15:31After that, you should be pretty good for a while.
00:15:34How long is a while?
00:15:35Why is everything so fucking vague?
00:15:37Because it's a fucking plant, man.
00:15:39It comes from the ground.
00:15:41Results may vary.
00:15:43I'll probably just keep taking them as long as my guy can keep getting them.
00:15:46Is it safe to just take them nonstop?
00:15:48I don't know.
00:15:50But I take credit of them every day.
00:15:52Adderall.
00:15:53Whatever's going to get me going.
00:15:55It's probably fine.
00:15:56I don't really give a shit.
00:15:58So what do I do?
00:15:59Just eat one?
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:01Yeah, you should eat one now.
00:16:03Take the rest home.
00:16:04Throw them in the freezer.
00:16:05Take one out and eat it every day.
00:16:10I don't know, man.
00:16:13Are they gross?
00:16:14Do you like mushrooms?
00:16:15No.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:16Then they're fucking gross.
00:16:18Just chew it up real quick.
00:16:19Chug a beer afterwards.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:27Here we go.
00:16:29Diadio so manana.
00:16:31Haggadagga.
00:16:33Haggadagga.
00:16:40I bet you wake up tomorrow feeling fucking amazing.
00:16:49See you about that.
00:16:52Until then, you want to drink some beer and watch some wrestling?
00:16:54You say I drink too much.
00:17:04Well, that ain't nothing to do.
00:17:05I drink my word in beer.
00:17:07To prove that I'm a fool.
00:17:08There was a good job.
00:17:29He's on a roll.
00:17:32He's on a roll.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:35I'm sorry.
00:17:35Do you?
00:17:36So, let's get started.
00:18:06Look at that shit in there, eating that fucking branch.
00:18:31Hey, can't have outside food in here.
00:18:36It's not food, it's a fucking branch.
00:18:42Well, you're eating it, so what's food?
00:18:45I'm a quality cocksucker, this is all I can eat.
00:18:48Don't give me that shit, with your milk drinking ass, we sell salads.
00:18:52First of all, I'm lactose intolerant, bitch.
00:18:57Second of all, fuck you.
00:19:01You know what, I'm gonna fake this shit.
00:19:03Ma'am, if you don't throw that branch back in the fucking forest where it belongs, I'm
00:19:07going to have to ask you to leave.
00:19:08Excuse me?
00:19:10This branch is part of my culture.
00:19:13Are you fucking kidding me?
00:19:14Do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit?
00:19:18I don't see it, but I sure as shit smell it.
00:19:23Bitch!
00:19:24Did you just call me a bitch?
00:19:26Hey, I'll cause them like I sees them.
00:19:27I'll tell you what, after I eat these leaves, I'll show this branch so far up your fucking
00:19:34ass, you'll be having a luau tonight.
00:19:36See?
00:19:36Now it's fucked up.
00:19:37Now it's appropriation.
00:19:39You're threatening physical violence?
00:19:40It's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual bitch.
00:19:44Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:19:45Nothing.
00:19:46She's so crazy.
00:19:47I don't know, man.
00:19:48I don't know, man.
00:20:18I don't know, man.
00:20:48I don't know, man.
00:21:18I don't know, man.
00:21:19I don't know.
00:21:20I don't know.
00:21:21I don't know.
00:21:22I don't know.
00:21:23I don't know.
00:21:24I don't know.
00:21:25I don't know.
00:21:26I don't know.
00:21:27I don't know.
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:29I don't know.
00:21:30I don't know.
00:21:31I don't know.
00:21:32I don't know.
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00:21:35I don't know.
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00:21:38I don't know.
00:21:39I don't know.
00:21:40I don't know.
00:21:41I don't know.
00:21:42I don't know.
00:21:43I don't know.
00:21:44I don't know.
00:21:45I don't know. Nothing around my mind. I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:50Oh, well, I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:53Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah, it was nothing crazy. I just, um...
00:21:58I was brushing my teeth, and then when I turned to leave the bathroom, I ran into, like, this...
00:22:03ghost thing or whatever.
00:22:05And then I, uh, and then I woke up.
00:22:08And that was, like, right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:13I don't think so. Not that I can remember. I don't really have nightmares, though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time, right?
00:22:20Yeah, no, not really.
00:22:22Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:24No, not really.
00:22:25So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:28Well, why else do you think you would have had a dream? Or a nightmare?
00:22:34I don't know. I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:38Well...
00:22:39I mean, maybe.
00:22:40What?
00:22:41Well...
00:22:42For the past two days, I started, uh, microdosing some mushrooms.
00:22:47You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days?
00:22:48No.
00:22:49Yeah, okay.
00:22:50Yes, but just, like, little tiny pieces. Just, like, one a day.
00:22:52Okay.
00:22:53Well...
00:22:54It is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:22:56Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:22:57From my brother.
00:22:58In the past two days, I started, uh...
00:23:01I started, uh...
00:23:02microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:04You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days?
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Yeah, okay.
00:23:10Yes, but just, like, little tiny pieces. Just, like, one a day.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16Well...
00:23:18It is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:21Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:23From my brother.
00:23:25Do you think you should be taking them?
00:23:27I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs.
00:23:29I don't recommend it.
00:23:33But...
00:23:34I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics that suggest that there are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:44But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:48Yeah, I know. I understand.
00:23:51Still gonna try them.
00:23:52I mean, I don't think that was some kind of mushroom-induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:56I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:01I guess I'm hoping that they're gonna get rid of my anxiety or at least help with it.
00:24:13Just be careful. And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:22How has your anxiety been generally?
00:24:27I don't know. I mean it was better but not like 100% better.
00:24:32Like I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago but...
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:41Lately I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:47Like not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:50Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:52When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:55It's been a few weeks.
00:24:59Well, I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms.
00:25:03But I do want you to cut back on your drinking.
00:25:06And I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:08I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:10That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like, that's gonna make you feel better.
00:25:14Look, there's no cure-all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise, meditation, healthy eating.
00:25:24And everyone needs a way to cope.
00:25:26Whether that's a hobby, or a vice, or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:33You do.
00:25:34And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones when in times of increased stress.
00:25:44Participants at night.
00:25:45Do you think I'm doing this?
00:25:46Do I miss something?
00:26:00Do you know?
00:26:01But then you can have a効con.
00:26:04And then you can see if your wife was hungry.
00:26:11So, let's get started.
00:28:12I don't know, man.
00:28:13Whatever.
00:28:14I got nothing going on.
00:28:16Okay, yeah.
00:28:17Give me a few minutes.
00:28:18I'll head over.
00:28:19How long have you been out here?
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:29How long have you been out here?
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:40Are you hungry?
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:42Are you hungry?
00:28:46I'm not.
00:28:47Not hungry.
00:28:48Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:56It's an augmented reality.
00:28:59I don't know what that means.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02So like, you know what virtual reality is.
00:29:06Right.
00:29:07It's like a virtual reality.
00:29:09Well, it's this augmented reality.
00:29:11So like you look through a camera lens and see the real world but they'll change it or augment
00:29:18it in real time.
00:29:19It's mostly used for like mobile games or like furniture stores.
00:29:24So AR is something for furniture based mobile games?
00:29:29No.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31So you hold up your camera and you like see everything in the room, right?
00:29:36And there's like a ghost there or something.
00:29:39Alright, never mind.
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:41So the couch.
00:29:42So you have a couch and you see it in the space.
00:29:44Then you can move the camera around and the couch will like stick to the 3D space if
00:29:49it's actually there.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51And that's what AR is.
00:29:52It's fucking dumb.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54Well, that's like not all I can do.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:57So say we all wear AR glasses all the time.
00:30:01Like AR goggles.
00:30:02Right.
00:30:03So then you'll create like your avatar, like the way you're going to look in the game or
00:30:07in the world or whatever.
00:30:08And your friends will all do it too.
00:30:09So then you could like meet up with your friends from like Argentina or Japan or whatever
00:30:13and you could talk to them and they'll be like they're sitting in the same room with
00:30:16you.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18That's kind of cool I guess.
00:30:19You know, it's used for like virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events, things like
00:30:24that.
00:30:25Real life gaming, social networking.
00:30:26Like that's what they consider the metaverse.
00:30:28All right.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30No, that's kind of cool.
00:30:31Yeah, it's pretty cool.
00:30:32There's some shitty stuff that can happen there too.
00:30:34Like what?
00:30:35Well, I mean like other than the obvious.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38Other than the obvious.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40So say you're wearing your AR glasses all day, like walking on the street in the real
00:30:43world.
00:30:44And like I'm offended by guns.
00:30:46I don't want to see gun stores.
00:30:48So anytime I walk by one, I'll change it to like a candy store or something.
00:30:52Or like turn abortion clinics into churches or something like that.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:58Anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can like narrow your view in that
00:31:04way.
00:31:05Wow.
00:31:06That's kind of already a problem though, isn't it?
00:31:07Exactly.
00:31:08And this will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing.
00:31:11I'm not sure how I feel like that.
00:31:14Yeah, no shit.
00:31:15All right.
00:31:16Think about it this way.
00:31:17So like all these companies have like all your data and stuff, right?
00:31:19So imagine they just want to make an app that like puts all your public data out
00:31:22there.
00:31:23Nothing crazy.
00:31:24Just like your voting history, sexual orientation, things like that.
00:31:26Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game or something.
00:31:29Oh, dude.
00:31:30People are going to be talking shit about my taste in music.
00:31:33Exactly.
00:31:34Just makes it way easier to prejudge people.
00:31:39Fuck.
00:31:42This is why we have to do something.
00:31:44What do you mean?
00:31:46Oh, no, I'm just, I mean like, if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death
00:31:52of themselves.
00:31:53I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest
00:32:05and best.
00:32:07You never made it this far.
00:32:09Yeah, I guess that's something.
00:32:11Again, not a lot we can really do about it.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah, maybe.
00:32:16Maybe not.
00:32:17Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:21All right, I guess.
00:32:22I mean, I don't really notice anything different.
00:32:24I'm not like, sick or anything.
00:32:27But, you know, I haven't noticed any significant changes.
00:32:31It's only been like, what, four days?
00:32:33Something like that.
00:32:35I think you'll be feeling it pretty soon.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:38Cool.
00:32:40But until then, you want to get smashed?
00:32:42Yeah, I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:33:09Yeah, that's great.
00:33:10You don't have to worry about now.
00:33:11You just can still watch a bit one more day when you think about it.
00:33:14And then you can see it's a little bit better.
00:33:16What's your money?
00:33:17Okay.
00:33:18We're not gonna do anything right now.
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:21It's pretty easy to use.
00:33:24We'll go ahead and get to see it now.
00:33:26We'll try the next thing.
00:33:28So this will be problems that are not too easy.
00:33:32We'll be happy to try the things that you've got to be.
00:33:34I mean, we'll try to try the things out.
00:35:08Oh man, that's a real knee-slipper.
00:35:10It's not funny.
00:35:12Oh fuck, how does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up, would you just help me?
00:35:16Sure, yeah.
00:35:17You want me to blow you?
00:35:20Oh yeah, no.
00:35:21Be real, Porco.
00:35:22Seriously, fuck, was it a woman?
00:35:26Oh Jesus Christ.
00:35:27Pork, will you stop messing around and go in the closet and get my fucking pump?
00:35:34You have a pump?
00:35:36Oh my God.
00:35:38Oh dude, fuck.
00:35:38Pork, I swear to fucking God, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:44I don't know.
00:35:44Maybe.
00:35:44What?
00:35:46Oh my God.
00:35:49pig, what?
00:35:53Oh my God.
00:35:54Oh my God.
00:35:56I don't know.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:56I can eat it.
00:36:58Might as well.
00:37:03Be careful.
00:37:25Why?
00:37:27Because it's not too late.
00:37:29Too late for what?
00:37:31To stop them.
00:37:33So who from what?
00:37:35To stop them.
00:37:47I don't know.
00:37:49I don't know.
00:37:53I don't know.
00:37:55I don't know.
00:37:57I don't know.
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:01I don't know.
00:38:07I'm going to put it in a little bit, so I'm going to put it in a little bit.
00:40:37Hey, Ig. Just calling to see what's going on, man.
00:40:58I know you're off today, so give me a call.
00:41:01Later.
00:41:01Hey, what's up?
00:41:19Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right.
00:41:21Coming back.
00:41:21Later.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:26Let's do it.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:29Okay.
00:41:31Okay.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36I don't know.
00:42:06Hey, what's up?
00:42:13Hey, what's going on?
00:42:16Nothing. You call me, what's up?
00:42:18Oh, you call me. What's going on?
00:42:21No, nothing. I'm just calling back. I didn't have my phone with me.
00:42:24Okay, well, what's going on?
00:42:27Nothing. I was just painting. What's up?
00:42:31I'm actually driving. Hey, I'm close by.
00:42:33Want to pick you up? I gotta do a couple things.
00:42:36Yeah, sure, I guess.
00:42:38So you feeling it yet? I don't know. I mean, I guess.
00:42:42Like, today I feel great. I didn't even fucking smoke and I feel like a fucking million bucks.
00:42:46Yeah, man. After the first few days, it really starts to work its magic.
00:42:51I feel like a whole new guy.
00:42:55Anything weird happen?
00:42:57Like what?
00:42:58I don't know, like any weird dreams.
00:43:01Weird dreams? No.
00:43:03My sleep is usually pretty fucked up anyway.
00:43:05Insomnia, sleep apnea, sleep paralysis.
00:43:11But the past few days have been amazing.
00:43:14I didn't even drink last night.
00:43:15Damn. It's awesome.
00:43:18Why, you been having weird dreams or something?
00:43:20Yeah, I mean, I guess.
00:43:24They're just dreams.
00:43:26It's only weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time, you know?
00:43:31But, I don't know. Maybe I've also been here and stuff.
00:43:35That could be normal.
00:43:38I mean, you've never taken mushrooms before, right?
00:43:41Probably just getting some fringe hallucinatory effects, you know?
00:43:45But what are we talking about here?
00:43:48An indiscernible rustling?
00:43:50A beep?
00:43:52Voices?
00:43:53I don't know, not voices, but like, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:43:56Like, I'll hear something in the other room.
00:43:59Or, like, maybe I'll feel like there's somebody in the room.
00:44:03Oh, that definitely sounds normal, man.
00:44:04It's like being high as fuck.
00:44:06Yeah, I know, but I don't feel high.
00:44:09It's different.
00:44:11It's supposed to be different, you know?
00:44:13I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about.
00:44:16And right now, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
00:44:20You're about to tell me to trust the mushrooms.
00:44:22No, but that's actually good advice.
00:44:25All right, give me a minute.
00:44:27I gotta ship a couple things.
00:44:42Really, man?
00:45:01I wasn't even there that long.
00:45:04You want to get some coffee or something?
00:45:06Yeah, that sounds good.
00:45:08Thanks, man.
00:45:08What else you got going on?
00:45:10Nothing, really.
00:45:11I was actually supposed to swing by my buddy's house and pick something up,
00:45:15but he just texted me and said he's not home or something.
00:45:16I don't know.
00:45:18You want to get fucked up?
00:45:19You know I do.
00:45:20I really do.
00:45:22But, um, I don't know.
00:45:23I feel good for once.
00:45:24Maybe I should go into my work week without a hangover.
00:45:27See if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems.
00:45:29Mmm.
00:45:30It's probably a good idea.
00:45:32Let the mushrooms proceed unfettered.
00:45:35I mean, I'll probably get high, have a couple beers.
00:45:37That's not a big deal.
00:45:41You don't think it's going to get any worse, do you?
00:45:43What?
00:45:44Like the dreams and stuff?
00:45:46Nah, man.
00:45:47If anything, it's going to get better.
00:45:49Much, much better.
00:45:55That guy at work, the one who gave him to you, did he take him?
00:45:58Hmm, that's a good question.
00:46:02You know what?
00:46:03Just give it like three more days.
00:46:05I think you're right there.
00:46:07Right where?
00:46:08Right on the precipice.
00:46:10The precipice of what?
00:46:12Of becoming and being.
00:46:15What do you think?
00:46:32Let's do it.
00:46:33Let's get started.
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00:53:39Can I help you?
00:53:52I certainly hope so. I've traveled an awful long way to see you.
00:53:56Oh yeah? And why is that?
00:53:57You don't recognize me.
00:54:00No. Should I?
00:54:02I'm Agent Green.
00:54:05But I guess if you weren't expecting me...
00:54:08No. I wasn't expecting you. I don't know who the fuck you are. What do you want?
00:54:13You don't have a message for me.
00:54:16Okay. It's time for you to go.
00:54:17I'm so sorry to have bothered you. I'm sure you're a busy man. A well-oiled machine like yourself.
00:54:32What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:54:34Can I ask just one question before I go?
00:54:37Sure what?
00:54:37Are you in control?
00:54:41What?
00:54:44You should take my card.
00:54:46So what would you like to talk about today?
00:55:12I guess the mushrooms.
00:55:13You're still taking them.
00:55:17Have you had any more strange dreams?
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:21Would you like to tell me about them?
00:55:23No.
00:55:24That's okay.
00:55:27You don't have to tell me about them.
00:55:31Can you tell me why you don't want to tell me about them?
00:55:36They're too real.
00:55:39How do you know you're dreaming?
00:55:42I wake up.
00:55:44So they're pretty vivid dreams, huh?
00:55:47Incredibly vivid.
00:55:48I'm like, I don't know, maybe sometimes I wake up and I don't even realize I'd fallen asleep.
00:55:56What do you mean? Do you lose time?
00:55:58I don't know if I lost time, but it's like when you wake up from an unexpected nap, completely disoriented.
00:56:04You don't know where you are or what time it is.
00:56:06And then you start to remember.
00:56:10It's kind of been like that.
00:56:12And then with the dreams being so vivid, it's just been scary.
00:56:16I don't know.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:21I want you to do two things.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:24What do I have to do?
00:56:25First, I want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:56:28See if the nightmares clear up.
00:56:31Okay.
00:56:33I think I can do that.
00:56:34And then I want you to write a note in your phone.
00:56:39Write in it every two hours.
00:56:41Just set an alarm for every two hours.
00:56:43And then add to the note.
00:56:44And then if you wake up and you don't know where you are, you just check the time and see if you made all your checks.
00:56:50Okay.
00:56:51I think I can do that.
00:56:56I do want to talk to you about the dreams a little bit.
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:05I'll try.
00:57:05Have you been confronted with yourself in any of these dreams?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:13How'd you know that?
00:57:14Are you familiar with Young's theory of the shadow self?
00:57:19No.
00:57:19Well, his theory is that the negative parts of our personality that we don't want to see, we shove them down into our subconscious, into the most primal parts of our brain.
00:57:30So our fears, our anxieties, dark fantasies, greed, anything that we might see as negative in another person.
00:57:40Only if we don't confront these feelings, we run the risk of falling victim to them.
00:57:46So the idea is that we need to integrate these negative parts of our personalities into ourselves and accept that anger, sadness, fear, anxiety, these are all natural feelings.
00:57:59And once we learn to do that, we can address what's causing these problems, rather than feeling guilty about having the feelings in the first place.
00:58:06So you think it's possible that these dreams are a manifestation of my shadow self, because I'm not dealing with my anxiety?
00:58:18I'm saying that's a possibility, yeah.
00:58:21You can also start to write a dream diary, and we can talk about it in your next session.
00:58:28Or not.
00:58:29I can tell these haven't been pleasant experiences for you, and I don't want to make you relive them if you don't have to.
00:58:38But they're only dreams.
00:58:41And even if they are hallucinations, and I understand that those can be very frightening,
00:58:46but when you understand that these feelings and these images are only in your mind, you can confront them.
00:58:51The same way you can learn to confront your anxiety.
00:58:54You tell yourself, yes, I am feeling anxious.
00:58:57Yes, I am feeling scared, and that's okay.
00:59:02It's okay to have these feelings.
00:59:04They will pass.
00:59:07Our bodies have these triggers for a reason.
00:59:09And when we learn to accept the symptoms, you can address what causes them, and you can tell yourself,
00:59:16these things aren't going to hurt you.
00:59:18You aren't in immediate danger.
00:59:21And you can start to live with the anxiety, and hopefully the nightmares will go away as well.
00:59:27Well, it all sounds great in theory.
00:59:33I understand it sounds like a lot of homework, and you don't have to do it all at once.
00:59:39First, I just want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:59:41Do you think you can at least do that?
00:59:44I think I could probably do that.
00:59:45I think I can take things out.
01:00:04I do think you can do that.
01:00:08you know you can get the door yeah you know you can get the door yeah but I'm doing something
01:00:30oh and I'm not you're watching TV and you're right by the door I'm watching a movie and so
01:00:35what it's not for me anyway well I guess he didn't order food so you know it's not for you exactly
01:00:40do you have a moment to talk about corn god I don't he's not any worse for you than normal god
01:00:53sorry I gotta go just because faith in him is processed differently doesn't mean your soul
01:01:00reacts any differently to him no thanks man told you was it for me I don't even like corn
01:01:08yes you do yeah I do fat fuck man that Agent Green sure is a well-held machine he likes to keep his
01:01:18chassis clean it's a clean machine yeah that's what I read do you think he's ready it's our job to make
01:01:30him ready
01:01:31just begun
01:01:43we are alive
01:01:47born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:01:57and of its light
01:02:01born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:03born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:04born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:05born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:06born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:07born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:08born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:09born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:10born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:11born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:12born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:13born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:14born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:16born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:17born in the dark heard rumors of the so-called son
01:02:18Hey, buddy.
01:02:44What the fuck are you?
01:02:45Well, I'm a teratoma.
01:02:48Like a tumor with hair and teeth?
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:51And eyes and a mouth and vocal cords?
01:02:54Come on, that's fucking ludicrous.
01:02:56Then what am I?
01:02:58Well, you can't be real.
01:03:00This is either a dream or a hallucination.
01:03:04So you think this is a dream?
01:03:06It would have to be.
01:03:07Okay, then change something.
01:03:10Alright, like what?
01:03:11I don't know.
01:03:12Make me go away.
01:03:14Okay, I don't believe in you.
01:03:18You're just a fucking figment of my imagination.
01:03:21Go away.
01:03:23Am I still here?
01:03:27Yeah.
01:03:28Why won't you believe me?
01:03:30Because you're a figment of my imagination.
01:03:33Okay fine, you're a tumor.
01:03:35Why are you senient?
01:03:38Why are you senient?
01:03:39Are you an old twin that I absorbed?
01:03:41Let's say I'm not what I say I am.
01:03:44Then what am I?
01:03:45I don't know.
01:03:46Some kind of, uh, mix of like a distorted view of myself.
01:03:52And like, a depiction of my messed up guts and stuff because of how shitty I eat.
01:03:57Okay, so you think I'm some sort of manifestation of your poor health in a dream or a hallucination.
01:04:06Yeah.
01:04:07Yeah.
01:04:08Yeah, I think that's probably what you are.
01:04:13Why?
01:04:18What do you think you are?
01:04:19Why would you ask me?
01:04:22What information could I possibly have if I'm just a figment of your imagination?
01:04:27Okay.
01:04:28Well, let's say you're not a figment of my imagination.
01:04:34What would you think you are?
01:04:36If I wasn't a figment of your imagination, well, well, I don't know.
01:04:41I guess I could be a lot of things, like you said.
01:04:44I could be a manifestation of your stress and anxiety, mounting health problems.
01:04:49It's possible.
01:04:50I could be an alien spore growing inside of you that you pulled out.
01:04:55Like an invasion of the body snatchers type thing?
01:04:58Yeah.
01:04:59Is that what you think you are?
01:05:01No.
01:05:02Then what do you think you are?
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:05I just know you pulled me out of your fucking head and here I am.
01:05:09So I might be a dream or a hallucination from the mushrooms, from your poor health, lack
01:05:15of fresh air, all the pollutants and toxins in the air.
01:05:18So what are you implying?
01:05:20That since I've been working at home all this fucking time, there's chemicals in here
01:05:23that are making me sick.
01:05:24Is that what you're saying?
01:05:25No.
01:05:26I'm not saying that.
01:05:27I'm just saying, don't blame the mushrooms.
01:05:30I'm just saying there are other things that might possibly be at play.
01:05:34I think that's a fucking stretch.
01:05:36Maybe.
01:05:37Yeah.
01:05:38Did you know that acetone can erase your memory?
01:05:41Did you know that?
01:05:43No.
01:05:44Like when people huff paint.
01:05:45Well imagine inhaling that same stuff little by little over a long period of time.
01:05:52Imagine the long term effects.
01:05:54So what are you saying?
01:05:55That you're some kind of acetone hallucination?
01:05:57No.
01:05:58I'm not saying that.
01:05:59I'm not saying that at all.
01:06:01I'm just saying.
01:06:02Ask Kel.
01:06:03Ask Ivan.
01:06:04Did they have these fucked up dreams when they took the mushrooms?
01:06:07Well so what?
01:06:08Just because nothing happened to them doesn't mean shit.
01:06:10What about bad trips?
01:06:11What if I have some kind of undiagnosed mental disorder?
01:06:14You know, maybe I'm bipolar or maybe I have early signs of schizophrenia.
01:06:17There you go.
01:06:18Why are you blaming it on the mushrooms when you have schizophrenia?
01:06:21I'm not saying I have schizophrenia.
01:06:23I'm just saying different things affect people differently.
01:06:26So don't say it's not the fucking mushrooms.
01:06:28Okay?
01:06:29You know I could find out.
01:06:30Just stop taking them.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:32Is that what you're gonna do?
01:06:34I don't know.
01:06:35First I have to wake up from this fucking dream.
01:06:39Okay.
01:06:40I tell you what.
01:06:41Why don't you just leave this bathroom and see if it's a dream.
01:06:44Just go about your day and see if I'm real.
01:06:47You tell me when you wake up.
01:06:49Yeah.
01:06:50That is what I'm gonna do.
01:06:51Don't try to fucking scare me.
01:06:53I'm gonna wake up as soon as I walk out of this fucking bathroom.
01:06:56I'm gonna walk out of here.
01:06:57Some other kind of weird shit's gonna fucking happen.
01:07:00See, you are a fucking dream.
01:07:03Just trying to give me the fucking runaround.
01:07:05You don't scare me.
01:07:30There, you know, you're a weird, dude.
01:07:31You don't scare me.
01:07:32See, you are a badass.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:34It's like you're a badass.
01:07:35I've got to go on.
01:07:36He's a badass.
01:07:37D toilet, it's coming to me.
01:07:38You don't get a badass.
01:07:39You don't care.
01:07:40You don't, you don't care.
01:07:41But I would probably be a badass.
01:07:42You don't care, you know how you do.
01:07:44It's like there, you know, you might be a badass.
01:07:45I'll take it over the gym.
01:07:46You don't care.
01:07:47I'm out of here.
01:07:48I think I'm gonna get my best.
01:07:49You don't know, dude, I'm gonna get it over the gym.
01:07:50I don't care.
01:07:51I don't care.
01:07:52And I'm gonna get anywhere.
01:08:23Hey, what's up?
01:08:27Nothing.
01:08:28It's been a couple days.
01:08:29What's going on?
01:08:33Does everything look drawn to you?
01:08:36What?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:41So what's up, man?
01:08:43You've been all fucked up or what?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:45Fucked up how?
01:08:46Like, going out of my mind.
01:08:50Are your dreams creeping into your waking life?
01:08:52Yeah.
01:08:54Is that supposed to happen?
01:08:56I don't know about supposed to, but yeah, it happened with me the first few days.
01:09:00Why would you say there's no side effects?
01:09:02Because I wouldn't call that a side effect.
01:09:04That's more like the primary effect.
01:09:07You said nothing fucking weird happened to you.
01:09:09I didn't want to scare you.
01:09:11I thought if I was microdosing them, I wasn't supposed to feel any of the hallucinogenic effects.
01:09:15I didn't say that.
01:09:16Yeah, but everything I've read...
01:09:17Yeah, but everything you've read has been about psilocybin.
01:09:20You said these are pretty much the same thing.
01:09:22Yeah, basically.
01:09:23I mean, they're both hallucinogenic mushrooms, so technically that is true.
01:09:28Well, fuck you, man.
01:09:29I'm not taking them anymore.
01:09:30It'll pass.
01:09:31No, fuck that.
01:09:32Kel said the same thing.
01:09:33Ah, yes.
01:09:36Kel.
01:09:36Yeah, he took them too, and he didn't warn me either.
01:09:39Because there's nothing to warn you about.
01:09:41You're not going insane.
01:09:43As a matter of fact, I think you're going to find that you are considerably more sane after this ordeal.
01:09:48So you're still taking the mushrooms?
01:09:50Me?
01:09:50No.
01:09:51No, I don't need them anymore.
01:09:52I feel great without them.
01:09:54And you're not hallucinating right now.
01:09:56Dude, my mind is as clear as it's ever been.
01:09:59You know, there's a joke to be made there.
01:10:01But regardless, I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:10:04Think about it this way.
01:10:06Let me tell you what you're experiencing.
01:10:08When you sleep, your brain is running through all this shit that happened to you throughout the day, right?
01:10:13Your dreams kind of filter that stuff.
01:10:15Help you work through traumatic events, fears, things like that.
01:10:18But what's happening here is you're actually being confronted with your dreams and your waking life.
01:10:24And yeah, it's vivid, it's intense, but it's still just a dream.
01:10:29Think about yogis and Taoist monks that meditate and transcend consciousness.
01:10:35They're reaching a level of focus and concentration that's akin to sleep.
01:10:39They're entering a dream state while awake.
01:10:43You're basically receiving supercharged enlightenment.
01:10:46And yeah, I understand how that can be scary, but you just got to keep it in perspective.
01:10:53It's all in your mind.
01:10:55It's not real.
01:10:57It's too real.
01:10:58I'm not ready for fucking enlightenment.
01:11:01Hey, if you are, what are you going to do?
01:11:05How long will they be in my system?
01:11:07I don't know.
01:11:09But I'm telling you, you're almost there.
01:11:12I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:15Do you want my advice?
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:16I don't know.
01:11:17Hmm.
01:11:18You want me to do this anymore?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:26I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:29I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:31I don't think I do this anymore.
01:11:42Can you help me?
01:12:12Can you help me?
01:12:42Can you help me?
01:12:57Is it done?
01:13:00Excuse me?
01:13:01Do you remember me?
01:13:03Yeah, you're that weird fucking guy.
01:13:05Get the fuck away from me.
01:13:08W.E.R. 138.
01:13:10CRM 114.
01:13:12Listen man, I don't know who the fuck you are, and I don't know who the fuck you want.
01:13:15But if you say one more stupid fucking code, I'm going to punch you in the other eye.
01:13:20There he is.
01:13:23There's that figure.
01:13:27Listen man, if you don't fucking leave, I'm going to make you leave.
01:13:38As you wish.
01:13:43Oh yeah, and by the way...
01:13:45I don't know who the fuck you are, and I don't know who the fuck you are.
01:13:58It's not real.
01:14:00It's not real.
01:14:04It's not real.
01:14:09It's not real.
01:14:12What's not real?
01:14:15You.
01:14:16You're not real.
01:14:18Did you ever wake up?
01:14:20No.
01:14:21See, that's because you were never asleep.
01:14:23Or, well, you're currently experiencing an irregular sleep pattern.
01:14:28That's kind of what my brother said.
01:14:31Well, he's right.
01:14:33Great.
01:14:34So when is that going to stop?
01:14:36When I learn to embrace my shadow self and reach enlightenment?
01:14:41What?
01:14:42My brother said the mushrooms are basically supercharging my subconscious and bringing me face to face with my anxieties.
01:14:50Is that what he said?
01:14:53That's...
01:14:55interesting.
01:14:57You don't think that's what's happening?
01:15:01I shouldn't be saying this, but it's the mushrooms.
01:15:05They're not right.
01:15:07The spores have started to fester in your brain.
01:15:11What?
01:15:12They've started growing and burrowing into your temporal parietal junction.
01:15:16You're stuck between your sleep cycles to a point where you don't even notice when you're falling asleep and waking up.
01:15:21I bet you haven't even realized how much time you've lost.
01:15:24I'm surprised you're not in a crippling state of dread and confusion.
01:15:27I am.
01:15:28I'm just trying to convince myself that it's all in my mind and that it's going to go away.
01:15:33Well, it is in your mind, but it's not going to go away.
01:15:38Why should I suddenly believe anything that you're saying?
01:15:41Because I came from your brain, and that's what I think is going on in there.
01:15:47Well, then why didn't you say any of this before?
01:15:49I had time to think about it after we talked.
01:15:52So if all this is caused by the fungus, then what are you?
01:15:56I think I'm you.
01:15:58Maybe what's left of you.
01:16:00So what now?
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:11So I'm definitely dreaming right now.
01:16:14I wouldn't say you're definitely anything, and I wouldn't say that I'm definitely anything either.
01:16:21Well, what am I supposed to do?
01:16:23I don't know, man.
01:16:25I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:28And what do you think that is?
01:16:30I think you need to go down the hall and find out.
01:17:00Okay, this is a pretty good one.
01:17:28Welcome to Cop Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop.
01:17:32How can I help you?
01:17:33Uhhhhhhhhh.
01:17:35Hey, isn't this that dumb bald motherfucker's always watching us?
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Hey, yeah.
01:17:41I guess it is.
01:17:42What do you know?
01:17:43Am I in the cartoon?
01:17:45What the fuck you talking about?
01:17:47Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:52Um, Mr. D?
01:17:55What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird ass homeless guy is always staring at us as talking all funny.
01:18:00Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:03Wait, no.
01:18:04This isn't real.
01:18:05This is just a cartoon.
01:18:06I'm not supposed to be here.
01:18:07This is just a dream.
01:18:08If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:11Like what?
01:18:12Anything.
01:18:13Stop Mr. Destructor Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:17Did it work?
01:18:20Nope.
01:18:22How are you feeling?
01:18:27That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:29Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:31Yes.
01:18:32I think it was too late.
01:18:34What do you mean by that?
01:18:36Yeah.
01:18:37What do you mean by that?
01:18:38Who let you out the house?
01:18:39What was that?
01:18:40What?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You said something.
01:18:43What?
01:18:44You said something.
01:18:45I think I'm okay.
01:18:46What?
01:18:47I think I'm okay.
01:18:48You think you're okay?
01:18:50Yeah.
01:18:51Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:18:53You said something.
01:18:54You said something.
01:18:55You said something.
01:18:56You said something.
01:18:57You said something.
01:18:58You said something.
01:18:59You said something.
01:19:00You said something.
01:19:01You said something.
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01:19:20You said something.
01:19:21You said something.
01:20:53I wouldn't say it takes anybody to the dark depths of their minds as much...
01:20:57No, I admit it was scary at first, but now I feel like a whole new man.
01:21:02So I say take the mushrooms, trust the mushrooms, eat the mushrooms.
01:21:07Time, give us everything, including the space to read.
01:21:27Gravity, all around you and me, holding each moment in place.
01:21:34As the sun shines into the void, like a tool at the bottom of a grand world.
01:21:41I mean, dirty is so much time.
01:21:49Time, time, time.
01:21:54Time, time, time.
01:22:11I mean, it's time.
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