00:00and now stand by for adventure three two one in the exciting story of
00:22the treacherous trio
00:28on a dark and lonely moon far out in space three powerful villains of the underworld meet in
00:41secret session black patch the space pirate the black knight of pluto and the sinister black
00:49robot have banded together in a fearsome alliance to plot the destruction of colonel bleep
00:57hear me out ladies there's but one way to dispose of this air colonel and that's the pirate treachery
01:08ho ho ho ho never only my superior battle skill can conquer the spaceman from futurum
01:18all idiots only an ingenious mechanical brain like my own cannot win the clamor bleep
01:29a vast you blasted marmots my scheme cannot fail we attack at dawn
01:38ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
02:08beneath the blue lagoon of Zero-Zero Island,
02:12headquarters for Colonel Bleep.
02:15Patiently, the space pirate scans the island
02:18through his powerful periscope,
02:20until at last, ahoy, babies!
02:23There's little Squeak himself, victim number one!
02:27Help! Help! What's that?
02:30Help! Help!
02:31Why, it's Scratch, stranded alone
02:34in the deepest part of the blue lagoon.
02:36In a flash, the puppet streaks to the aid
02:39of his helpless buddy.
02:41Stop, Squeak! It's a trap!
02:43That's not Scratch at all, only a dummy!
02:47Ah-ha!
02:49Shhh!
02:51It's too late!
02:52Squeak is the prisoner of the black robot!
02:56Stand fast, you lovers!
02:58Here's victim number two!
03:00Oh, no! Help! Help!
03:05This time, the caveman is tricked by the same deadly scheme!
03:10Shhh!
03:11Now, Scratch is a prisoner of the black knight!
03:15Can nothing stop this terrible treachery?
03:18Ahoy, Colonel Bleep!
03:24Surrender to me!
03:27Or, Squeak and Scratch die at the count of three!
03:33This is terrible!
03:35Bleep must surrender, or, Squeak and Scratch are done for!
03:39Why?
03:40The Colonel is desperate for a plan.
03:44A powerful blast of futomic energy would dispose of the villains,
03:49but the lives of his space deputies would also be lost!
03:53Hell!
03:55Time is running out!
03:57Only one chance remains!
03:59A triple-powered, reverse-frequency,
04:02supercharged bolt of frigid-buttonium-505 might do the trick!
04:07But, can Bleep generate enough super-energy and time?
04:11Three!
04:20He did it!
04:22Instantly, the entire lagoon is frozen into solid ice!
04:26Quickly, Bleep rescues his frozen deputies!
04:30Now, the Colonel strikes again!
04:36A powerful blast of utomic energy melts the ice into a sea of boiling water!
04:47The culprits flee for their very lives!
04:50And, in no time at all, Squeak and Scratch are thawed out just as good as new!
05:00Yes, Colonel Bleep had made it pretty hot for the three cold-blooded monsters of the Blue Lagoon!