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Taskmaster (2015) S20E04
Taskmaster (2015) Season 20 Episode 4
Taskmaster (2015) S20E04
Taskmaster (2015) Season 20 Episode 4
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00:00Oh
00:02No
00:18Nothing's ever straight forward in this stupid house
00:30Yes, hello! Welcome to Taskmaster, a show that is as meaningful as an old man sweeping up autumnal leaves, only to have them blown across the garden overnight, and yet five people want to take part. Why?
00:47Ego? A competitive streak? Well, according to a chat I just had in the green room with one of the competitors, it's no more complicated than an unhappy home life.
00:57Let's play on and welcome them!
01:00Anya Magliano!
01:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:04Macy Edda!
01:05Phil Edda!
01:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:08Rhys Shearsman!
01:10CHEERING AND FENJI BOSCO!
01:16And next to me, a man who once told me that there isn't a single presenter in the ITV daytime schedule that he hasn't thought about when having solo fun time.
01:26LAUGHTER
01:28LAUGHTER
01:30Here's a little Alex Hall!
01:32Oh, yes.
01:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:38Let's have a look at the prize task.
01:40What an outstanding idea from the opulent orca, and this time they brought in the present that would most make you say this if you received it on your birthday.
01:49Oh, that's just the most gorgeous gift ever.
01:52Greg will give five points for the best one and they will all go home with the episode winner, whether they like it or not. Over to you, Greg.
01:58First, then...
01:59Rhys.
02:01What do you think I think is gorgeous?
02:03I fashioned, from an old doll's house, a haunted house. So, if you want to see what it was when I initially got it off eBay.
02:13And this is what Rhys made.
02:14Wow!
02:15Oh, that is gorgeous.
02:17APPLAUSE
02:18It's gorgeous and opulent.
02:21This is Rhys in action.
02:22So, you actually did do it as well.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Pump... I made the pumpkins.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Put the glass in the windows, broke the windows, curtains...
02:30And also, it lights up. I put lights in it.
02:33Look at that.
02:34Oh! Look at that!
02:35I mean, we're looking at, what, a day's work there?
02:39Two weeks, Greg.
02:41Non-stop, up in the mornings.
02:43Getting up, setting the alarm, going downstairs.
02:46Spraying, painting.
02:47You got up, then set the alarm?
02:49No, no, that was...
02:51..all the way around.
02:5214 days?
02:53Yes!
02:54Wow!
02:55Gorgeous.
02:56It's gorgeous.
02:57What a disappointingly positive start.
02:59Don't worry.
03:00Phil.
03:01It's a picture of Phil with a mare.
03:03There we are.
03:04There we are.
03:05No.
03:10That's not just any mayor.
03:11No.
03:12That's the mayor of Preston.
03:13Ooh!
03:14The big one!
03:15Speaking of big ones, what's that behind him?
03:18Well, it's the biggest bus station in Europe.
03:20Wow.
03:21It's Preston bus.
03:22And I'm wearing a Preston North End shirt,
03:24holding a Preston Guild plate.
03:26Is it a plate?
03:27Yeah.
03:28And I had to find a way to meet the mayor,
03:30and it's a lot easier than you think.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Very good.
03:34Anya?
03:35I wrote a book.
03:37Ooh!
03:38And I wrote a book of all the gossip I've heard in my life.
03:41It's a lovely book.
03:42It's a big book.
03:43It's a gorgeous-looking book.
03:44It's a gorgeous book, and I wrote a title for it as well.
03:49So you genuinely did do this?
03:51Yep.
03:52There's a hundred pages...
03:53Of just malicious chit-chat.
03:56Great, look at this.
03:57Ooh, it's like a serial killer's diary.
03:59That is insane.
04:00Is...
04:01I don't really know what the Magna Carta is.
04:05Is that gossipy?
04:07It's the...
04:08This is the introduction page.
04:10Is gossipy gorgeous?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Not according to the points I've just given you.
04:13LAUGHTER
04:14Maisie?
04:15I've got you, Greg, a ball on the end of a string.
04:16OK.
04:17No, no, no, no, no.
04:18You might be back in the game.
04:19No.
04:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:21I did some digging, and I found a chat forum of people
04:23who had encountered Greg Davis throughout their life.
04:25It's very personal because I found on this chat form
04:26someone who was taught by you when you were a teacher.
04:28Oh, God.
04:29I had him as a drama teacher for a year.
04:30I don't remember him doing a lot of teaching,
04:32and we mostly pissed around in class.
04:33His warmness and his warmness would have been
04:35to do some of those things.
04:37Not the only thing we've ever seen in the UK.
04:38Is that a bit of a lot of show?
04:40Oh, man, I thought that I'd be the end of a string.
04:42OK.
04:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:45You might be back in the game.
04:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:47I did some digging and I found a chat forum
04:49of people who had encountered Greg Davis throughout their life.
04:51It's very personal,
04:52because I found on this chat forum someone
04:55exercise was swinging a ball attached to a rope around the room that you had to jump over and
05:01duck under the 90s were a different time in education different time only one left now great
05:12hello sanjee have you bought something gorgeous i well something that would make you say this is
05:17the most gorgeous thing ever i kind of made something that was practical oh it is a tea
05:24towel yes but it's this tea towel greg clever clever it's clever but he's cleverly tricked me
05:38into saying it's the most gorgeous gift ever what do you mean trick you nobody made you do anything
05:41you just read that and then you said that out loud you said the thing that was in the task all right
05:45all right i'll drop the lawsuit okay let's go right i thought the stones on the outside
05:54of the book were truly gorgeous but then inside it was just horrible spiteful malicious gossip okay
05:59one point to anya one point to anya got it um is it gorgeous me being reminded what a terrible teacher
06:06i was it was nice and fun no two points two points to macy uh three points to sanjeev i enjoyed the
06:14trick but it wasn't an especially gorgeous item i don't know why i found phil standing next to a
06:19mayor gorgeous four points and of course you know any man who isolates himself for a fortnight
06:26paint in a ghost house gorgeous five dollars
06:32let's crack on yes i think we should greg and just like when i go to a trendy nightclub in
06:37any capital city this one involves everyone trying to get my number
06:52you all right yeah i've decided to have a seat you look a bit uh pensive worried everything okay
07:00yeah they're pretty accurate oh hi when are you gonna learn keep dragging back in here to do things
07:06yeah well i've got to be here what have you been up to it's not that sort of situation okay let's
07:11crack on then should i go into the task yes happy birthday is it is your birthday
07:17oh wow ah hmm it is this year capricorn this that's for you yeah these are mine
07:3220 beads yeah nice you know i come from a hinterland of culture which contains many beads
07:39in fact people go there to to buy beads where are you from i was born in west london yeah yeah
07:47okay well if you want to open the task yeah what number has alex written down you may ask no more
07:53than 20 questions alex may only say yes or no and you must be increasingly surprised by every answer
08:01your time starts now and ends when you say the correct number or ask your 20th question
08:09okay and you can only answer yes or no yes oh
08:17you've gone in pretty surprised early doors there have you yeah i pitched it far too much
08:32yeah god by the end you're gonna just be screaming aren't you oh great let's crack on with it right
08:40well first to become increasingly surprised whilst guessing my number are maizey reesey and philly
08:47is your number between one and ten no single digits no higher than 50 yes oh is the number by any
09:00chance of prime number no wish i knew what a prime number was that is a good question is your number
09:11lower than 50 three numbers is it between one and a hundred no no no no is your number uh
09:20is it over 100 yes if you were playing for this number in pounds would it be higher than the 64 000
09:39pound question on who wants to be a millionaire yes yes i've lost track of where the numbers are i know
09:49i've lost track of the numbers it is and isn't beginning with i know i've wasted so many questions
09:54haven't i yes i don't think i care what the number is that's the tricky thing you know
09:59hmm is your number on the end of that telephone no right i'm just going to take this call
10:13hello lil wayne maizey speaking 360.
10:18is your number 360. no that's insane is the number in this room yes i've written it down
10:33i could just find the number couldn't i yes right come on then try not to ask me any more questions
10:41i would say why is that did you remember um what do you know about my number at this stage reese it's
10:48higher than 50. i think you 11 questions wait a minute what the fuck's this
10:55is the number you've written down the answer to this yes well don't we have a conundrum is that a
11:04question has your number got a one in it yes no is the one in the number
11:11your number at the beginning of the number yes now we're getting somewhere is the second number
11:17a number between one and ten no so number second number is zero yes but you've only got one
11:23question left right okay is your number this is the final question right yes of course i know
11:32is your number ten
11:33no the answer is eight thousand five hundred okay is your number three but that's and that's
11:45i'm fine with that honestly three yeah no no right see ya see ya have a nice day
11:50one of your questions i'm just interested in your thinking here was is the number above 64 000
12:03yeah well i knew that it was it was a big net right sounds like it's somewhere between one and a
12:09million what else is between one and a million the prizes on who wants to be a millionaire what's around
12:15halfway 64 grams i did say halfway to a million yeah no no fuck off halfway through the process of
12:27the show is around 64 grand when you yeah but i said yes it's over that and your final answer was three
12:36this is going to be your angry episode yeah i do do you think you'll come up with a decent task
12:40and i think you were the only one who got more surprised every time i'm glad you noticed that
12:47mr taskmaster phil i don't think you showed any expression of surprise throughout and large i cannot believe
12:58will you talk drama by him
13:00we're going to nip off for a break now but not before alex has tried out his new joke oh great
13:12okay thank you greg pan-asian i just call it a wok
13:15what's the time it's time for a break
13:34well hello thank you welcome back to part two of taskmaster where we are in the thick of a numerical
13:42task yes they're trying to work out what number i've written down they have 20 questions and must
13:47be increasingly surprised by every answer without giving too much away maizey reese and phil were
13:52awful now let's see if anya and sanjeev can do any better i'm going to be very strict about what is a
13:59question okay well the question is one that goes up at the end isn't it yeah there's one excellent
14:06is the number somewhere i can see in this room no have you looked was that a have you looked
14:17that was a question yeah yes but you asked me a question then so maybe i get one back
14:25no
14:28where are you taking them oh no that was a question
14:31is the number you've written down between zero and a hundred hundred and thousand between a thousand
14:38and ten thousand no no no okay oh there's a phone you'll wait he's always calling
14:50is the number that you've written down the telephone number no then that is even more stupid
14:56that ringing than i first thought it was okay hello 120 have you actually written down a number
15:05yes i need you to be more surprised
15:09fucking hell i am losing the world living is the number 120 no no have you written down the number in
15:17this room yes all right does the number have emotional significance to you yes is the number your
15:30birthday yes
15:33that's my wife let me don't hang up i don't call her mum but my children do i don't want to know
15:48what goes on in that relationship
15:54i'm going to ask your wife for some details about you you're telling me nor asking me i'm telling you
16:01okay it's got a full stop at the end hello hi um this isn't alex can i ask you a question i've
16:07managed to get hold of his phone that's a question not a mallet i could just smash through this you
16:12don't need a mallet for this task yes of course when's his birthday
16:20his birthday i always get this wrong
16:23is the answer one zero zero nine seven eight is the number ten oh nine seven eight yes
16:37thank you sanjee thank you very much
16:43sanjee did pretty well though pretty forensic in his hunt for the numbers yeah and then we saw a
16:48crack in his calmness when he threatened to take a lump hammer to the wall but pretty good i thought
16:54yeah working out there was written somewhere in the room you can always find i mean it was just in
16:57my pocket you could have got that at any point were you as surprised as me that uh alex's own
17:01wife doesn't know his birthday it really felt like i'd got a key to the task and then it then it
17:08became something quite sad about their marriage yeah it was an accidental key to the task she rang to
17:13check it out my sandwiches and um and you seized on the opportunity isn't mum kind
17:21i sense anyu was fast though i could be wrong they were the only two that got it right
17:26sanjeev you got it in nine minutes 43. anya nine minutes 40.
17:31oh yeah genuinely so yeah anyu gets the five points
17:39the other three didn't get it right but i guess they get points for how close they got
17:43built in within this task was that stupid phone ringing in the theme
17:47and then there was a real one that happened and it gave her an advantage
17:56i'm not going to factor in the luck afforded that to uh anyone who heard the mum called
18:02well now we have clarity
18:06you're welcome so we're saying that annie gets the five points for being the quickest and getting the
18:10right number correct sanjeev gets four correct and the other three getting according to how
18:14yes they do according to how close they were to the number phil you get three points you were
18:18and can i say phil you do not deserve them two points and maizey you were just 100 975 away you
18:26get one point but the winner is anna magriano well pull my shorts down and smack my bottom
18:38what's next what's next little alex well greg we're mixing it up now in an alternative
18:46team's task and this one's got a whole lot of heart
19:04hello hi hey hey hey hey
19:07nice shoes
19:17too close to you oh
19:23hello you all right mm-hmm what's that chicken soup
19:28thank you pleasure it's always a heart is this a romantic task make a love heart
19:41using your body the body of your teammates the body of your teammates and any other items of your
19:48choosing the body of my teammate you must make up half of the heart your teammate has made up the other
19:56half you have 10 minutes to make your half during which you also have one chance to record a 10
20:01second voice note with instructions for your teammate you must make up a third of the heart
20:06your teammates will make up the other two third who's the teammates one of your teammates has made
20:13up the first third and has provided you with instructions oh your teammates have made up the
20:19other two thirds and one has provided you with instructions
20:24the most affecting heart wins an affecting heart what it's got to beat it's got to move greg the
20:30taskmaster emotionally oh yeah right is he a romantic so i'm going to be half of the love heart with your
20:39teammate
20:45so i suppose the obvious question is why were you eating chicken soup
20:49i like it you know you see a task and someone comes in drinking a cup of tea because they're just
20:53dead cash and they're like yeah yeah i thought i'd up that yeah it's not quite as acceptable as
20:58it to come and eat in a bowl of soup i mean seeing it on the big screen now i realize my mistake yeah
21:05so these aren't their standard team members as you'll see we're mixing it up we're mixing it up
21:09let's get some romance on the go okay well let's see how normally mortal enemies
21:14anya and reese work together as a team i have my supplies
21:25i'm going to be the top like this but then to make it affecting it will say mum in it
21:33hmm like when you have a tattoo of mum and i'm going to pulse i'm going to be beating
21:39you're going to get across this information in 10 seconds yep i'm a really accomplished voice
21:44noter i usually do them in like seven minutes oh the voice note isn't 10 minutes the voice notes
21:5010 seconds okay i'm going to do it in order of importance of what they need to know
21:57we're doing the heart from above i'm the left side is pink it's got mum written on it but i've
22:00done m and half of the u my body is the top the side is the umbrellas it's pulsing it's filled
22:05with pink fabric but you have to pulse to make it why is she gambling is she at gunpoint play again
22:13i think that what i've done is incredible the side is the umbrellas it's pulsing it's filled
22:18with pink fabric but you have to pulse to make it the sad is the umbrellas i need to go again let's
22:24hear about the umbrella my body is the top the side is the umbrellas again yeah i need to because that
22:30was an absolute gobbledygook gobble my body is the top the side is the umbrellas go again with the
22:36umbrella if they get it wrong it's like that's on them completely okay so she said she is the left
22:43side i think she's doing this something about mum written in it and full of pink
22:51right right she's left hand side right right okay and now i'm going to be right hand side
22:58yeah four and a half minutes oh no i'm going to spell um the other half of mum with flowers get rid of
23:06that sorry there's a creature on me at the end of that please
23:17all i've got to do now is fashion a half of the u i love you mum
23:23thank you reese that was quite good that i mean from what i've seen so far you're an incredible
23:36team i thought to be honest yeah it does feel like an exercise that you'd make a couple that's about
23:41to break up do to try and save their marriage yeah it looks like you guys are going to last
23:46often a clip gets thrown up that we can use out of context throughout a series and i think
23:51probably this is yeah the brave boy dealing with a little bug yeah okay there's a creature on me
23:58okay we're halfway through the show and as alex's wife slash mum said to me
24:16when she discovered his subscription to greedy butter babes it's time for a break
24:30it's the start of part three where we've mixed up the team to create two patchwork hearts oh just a
24:42bit yes they're using their bodies to create the most affecting heart following instructions from
24:48their team members via a voice note now for the other team it's maizey it's phil and sanjee
24:53okay we need to do it on the floor i think one third is the round bit here second third which i
25:02can instruct someone to do is the other bit i'll do the point and i will compliment greg's top half
25:09then the next person must compliment his like torso and then the last person compliment his lovely
25:14legs in a not objectifying way you know like those legs are great for swimming so i'll go i'll be the
25:22point there look oh i'll also let them know i'm wearing black then we can all be the same color
25:27right alex i'm ready for my voice note i'm not going to look at you because you will put me off no
25:31offense here we go boom to the floor i'm the point of the heart one of you needs to be the left side
25:39the round side one of you needs to be the right round side wear black and pay a compliment to greg
25:45it's genuinely chicken soup is really good i can't recommend it enough i don't want to tempt fate
25:51but there's no way they can cock that up
25:56i found some black stuff how long have i got alex seven minutes seems like too long doesn't it okay
26:04now where would maizey point i reckon she's gone point like that
26:08how long have i got one and a half minutes do i have to stay in this position yes ready
26:19i'm going to play you some instructions from one of your two teammates okay fingers crossed
26:24hey may um maizey's the point of the heart we're the bum to the floor is a v-shape i'm the left hand
26:33curve of the heart you need to be the right hand
26:37here again yes please hey may um maizey's the point of the heart
26:43so if she was doing a v-shape she might be doing that as the bottom of the heart he was the left hand
26:49so i'd be the right here it's that there you go okay you think you obeyed the instructions uh
27:01hey mate uh yeah i think i did but i might have just got
27:10lovely work
27:13well this is i i mean maizey and sanjeev were incredibly effective
27:17heart makers straight to the point clear instructions and then there's phil
27:21i looked like a reverse stripper didn't i came in and just got dressed you've certainly upset the
27:29two incredibly efficient parts of the heart but maybe it won't matter maybe the heart will still
27:32be a thing of beauty can i um see the team of two first why not let's save the team of three here
27:38is anya and reese's heart and remember the side is the umbrella here we go oh that's good that's pretty
27:47it's very good
27:58it's a very lovely tribute to someone's mother and it was animated
28:04i mean i've got nothing negative to say i think it's really brought us back together absolutely yeah
28:10yeah let's have a look at the other heart okay the team of three harder with three people arguably
28:15this is what they came up with greg has a lovely beard that is complimented by his glasses
28:24always been a big fan greg uh i never used to like people taller than me but you're the first
28:29person that i could genuinely have look after my children of which i have none
28:34there we go sorry there seems to be something wrong with the tape there i i wasn't told to make you a
28:49compliment i mean if you just look at maisie and sanjeev and that heart it is perfect look at sanjeev
28:57what a curve what a curve the most peaceful i've ever seen it looks like you're trying to post a
29:05letter in my ass the letter starts with hey mate
29:21five points to the mum heart congrats say that now congratulations
29:24it's impressive in a way i'll give them three points they deserve three okay three points and five
29:36none more please yes please and giddy up or hold on to your horses because we're
29:40off to our horse-based location for a horse-based task and i'm not even jockeying
29:54it's the viewing deck is that a trot or a gallop that was sprint that was at 100 miles per hour
30:13okay interesting strange darts hedgehog darts
30:19mm-hmm binoculars if you need them i buried a hedgehog once why well i found it dead in the road
30:26and i thought i'll give it a dignified funeral
30:32win the horse race win the horse race have you spotted your horse
30:37yes oh god oh my god that's terrifying
30:52you must do one of the following things eat something without looking at the food spin
30:57the wheel at least 720 degrees twice throw a dart at the dartboard that one there if you eat an olive
31:08your horse will advance two steps if you eat a grape your horse will retreat three steps
31:18i've never eaten an olive in my life this is going to be a nightmare if you throw a dart
31:22in an olive your horse will advance five steps if you throw a dart in a grape your horse will retreat
31:30eight steps if the wheel lands on an olive your horse will advance 10 steps you couldn't have done it
31:39with chips if the wheel lands on a grape your horse will retreat 15 steps you must stay on the spot and
31:48you must not move the spot first horse past the post wins you have a maximum of 30 minutes your time
31:55starts on the whistle you're riding a horse what is your horse called dr magic called mashy niblick
32:03mashy niblick yeah it's a golf uh term old pip george clooney okay so you're writing george clooney
32:11today the envy of many what do they write on the door in the shining it's mashy niblick on the left
32:17downside followed by red ramp that's what they do in horse racing isn't it red room your horse is called
32:23red room okay i'm still sort of dumbstruck by the mask of me i can't stand it it looks like some sort
32:32of it's like a hannibal oh christ starters orders
32:36you think the impact um in the film the shining oh god's sake do you think it would have lost some
32:50of its impact if they'd gone oh more door i will walk out
32:56anyway back to horses yeah can't wait to see these jockeys in action yes they control the horses
33:04olives good grapes bad the first jockeys to the starting stalls are sanjeev maizey and reese with
33:10their horses george clooney red room and mashy niblick do you know i don't think i've ever
33:14concentrated on the feel of an olive well now's your chance now you think you can tell olives from
33:21grapes okay it's an olive george clooney you may advance two steps
33:27right in a grape ah come on red room that's an olive you hit an olive
33:41yes that's an olive the horse will advance congratulations second it's time
33:45oh which one was it that one yep secret with a grape yeah great secret right
34:02that's ridiculous
34:07that's an olive all day long okay
34:10olive forwards oh no because that's sorry but that's good for you great
34:28we're sprinting now feeling a bit sick
34:32that's a well done maizey that's not worth two steps
34:36oh the horse will advance 10 steps you're going to will it to be an olive it is he has crossed the
34:44finish line come on george well done red room and mashy niblick has crosses expressionless
34:51dead-eyed
34:54why would you ever have that before your meal it's minging
34:59oh no no no no
35:07i don't like to be regionally prejudiced but you hate olives as well yeah i've had one before
35:15the hell is going on i would also point out yes and you just asked did you know there was a camera in
35:20the bin and i don't i think i would have made more of an effort not to drool into the bin
35:25okay we're stopping once again in the final part of the show we'll witness our very own taskmaster derby
35:30plus someone will take home a tea towel and a ball attached to some string so highs lows
35:37highs real lows
35:49hello welcome back to the final part of the show and our own grand national of sorts at sand down
35:55racecourse yes but before the race we need to see how anya and phil did at progressing their horses
36:01doctor magic and old pip towards the post let's have a look i don't know how to play this game
36:09so i'm not an old man start first think olive that's a grape oh come on old pip i didn't know
36:17horses could go backwards miss should i try this do i have to eat the whole olive they're not in here
36:28they look rank don't they what is that for right oh they're salty it's a salty grape yeah oh my god
36:40oh my god this is my everest oh pip you can advance two steps two come on mate
36:51olive grape are you kidding me 15 15 when's that happen
36:57come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on oh come on 15 is insane
37:21can i change these can i just take these off that would make more sense wouldn't it
37:25well fingers crossed
37:30hey come on boy i've got a new idea who was about to land on an olive ready uh-huh
37:40please advance 10 steps
37:47oh let's just pull that short what's it landed on
37:50wallace it's landed on wallace to please advance 10 steps
37:56that's an olive come on boy advance 10 steps yeah
38:01five four three two one we've finished the race blast off
38:07let me get him let me get him before i hug him yeah baby he's a good boy
38:15yeah
38:15hey hey was he gorgeous
38:20what a victory come on let's get you to the glue factory
38:24so nice to see a man running excitedly to hug a member of production
38:38you know they played a blinder didn't they well was it too little too late they did get very
38:41unlucky with the spinning wheel there were more olives and grapes but we're going to see them all
38:44race as one greg and we can see who wins ready oh my god i genuinely don't know yeah
38:49okay they're under started orders but phil and maizey's starter orders are definitely not olives
38:53it's a little joke let's get down to the track good luck everyone
39:02ah come on george come on red room get up come on george get up
39:07giddy up come on good old george
39:09yes right here we go mashing your blick dr magic
39:16there's much nibbling on that downside
39:17come on i'll pick you bastard oh no come on
39:24i must have won
39:33and the tragedy is it was only old pip that had to be put down
39:36yeah sanjeev won three minutes 56 just six seconds quicker than maizey's red room
39:42phil took as long to eat one olive as sanjeev
39:48never again so yeah five to sanjeev four to maizey three to anya two to phil
39:52and one point to reese shearsmith well done there it is
39:57can we have one more look at the scores then it's tight greg it's the tightest episode so far there
40:02are just four points between the top four at the top of the pile it's sanjeev with 15 points amazing
40:10okay everyone make your way to the stage please why i'll tell you why the final task of the show
40:21hello my tender friends who uh will be reading the task i think anya should read it anya yes
40:27yes okay
40:32this one's mad fill out your form fill out your form
40:39yep they've got big forms in front of them there are 10 flaps on your form open the flap fill in the form
40:45start
40:53they've done it give greg a nice big smile they've completed the form
40:57okay
41:01i would now ask you to display your forms and stand beside them there's a little flap on the back
41:05of the desk and then anya's going to read part two of the task oh no oh no either convince the
41:12taskmaster that you have written something other than what you have written or exactly what you have
41:17written if you fail to deceive the taskmaster you are eliminated last person standing wins
41:25so greg's going to call out one at a time a number and a category so you have to either say what you've
41:31written or something you haven't written if he gets it right you're out you'll start with you anya
41:36number three and the category is a motorway which motorway did you write anya i wrote the m40
41:43you did not let's see what you've written anya she oh she wrote the a40
41:50that is what i meant she meant the m40 clearly the a40 the a40 becomes the m40 you're fine you've
41:58survived right okay amazing i would like you to do number four best kitchen appliance i put a kettle
42:10a kettle have you she did put a kettle did you put a kettle yes kettle yeah maizey please sit down
42:24and take your form with you thank you gently gently gently thank you all right maizey's out in round one
42:32okay on we go now i'm terrified phil number seven oh something quite big tell me what you've written
42:38and i'll tell you whether you're telling me the truth or not i've written you know
42:45what have you written i've written you know you've just written the words you know yeah like
42:50something quite big and i've gone you say something that means yeah and i've gone
42:57okay i think you know i think that's true he has written that number seven phil what have you
43:03written the seven oh great i would like you to uh read out number five which is a new band name
43:20i said style lemon
43:33i don't think reese did put style lemon reese show us what you write style bomb
43:38oh reese you have to sit down no it's fucking disgrace please take your form with you right well
43:46there's only two left let's have number 10 a quite scary animal
43:53leopard i think he's double bluffing me with the doubt in his voice i think you did write leopard
44:00we have a winner
44:09that's not right
44:10come down and join me
44:20wow wow wow yeah it was shorter than i expected not as high octane as we imagine no
44:26you were very good at not being deceived greg oh thank you only one person who deceived you so
44:31the full five points goes to anya
44:35however in joint second with everyone else so they all get four points so
44:45okay so final scoreboard it's interesting there's not one winner there's two winners
44:49there's joint winners with 19 points anya and sanjean
44:57oh no we've got a tie we do so we need a tie break and this one is fun and made them look really
45:04cool because they had to remove their shower cap by inflating a balloon fastest winds here's how
45:11how they both got on
45:12i don't mind that everyone's laughing at me
45:26it's off yeah it's off
45:40it's neck and neck
45:41yeah
45:43yeah
45:44the winner is anya magliano
45:47anya wins please go up and gather up all of your gorgeous gear
45:59so what have we learned today well we've learned that no matter what happens no matter who it
46:06is
46:09so sorry hello yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh duffo absolutely yeah later though i'm at work
46:21i told you you can't make me at work
46:23alex's mum
46:39but more importantly let's celebrate our winner it's ania
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