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I Like Killing Flies Trailer - official movie trailer HD
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00:01That refrigerator wasn't fucking closed.
00:04That should be.
00:05Fuck just the marinara sauce.
00:07This rack just barely holds on,
00:09but don't put the coconut underneath.
00:11Where the fuck is the shrimp, Jose?
00:13See the cup?
00:14The solution to the trip is this.
00:16The whole place is like that.
00:18If you don't do what you're supposed to do,
00:20you get punished right away.
00:22Should I read the whole thing?
00:23Yeah, please.
00:24Party of five, you could put a chair at the end
00:26or push the tables together, but don't bother.
00:28This banged up little restaurant where you would expect
00:30no rules at all has a firm policy
00:32against seating parties at five.
00:34I said, the fact you didn't know
00:35means you weren't a regular customer.
00:37Who the fuck hates you?
00:38If you say you could split into a party of three
00:40and a party of two, that's what we said.
00:42Do I have to explain to you how when you make a rule,
00:45you have to try hard to enforce it?
00:47It's a very adversarial relationship,
00:49a restaurant, with new customers.
00:51Because I've been here like 32 years.
00:53They have to prove it to me that they're okay to feed.
00:56I do more than they do.
00:58And they can go fuck themselves.
00:59Never got sued.
01:00Not somewhere.
01:01I don't have any.
01:03Orange, French toast.
01:05There are a lot of things on my menu.
01:06If you put it together, you can go someplace I've never been.
01:11Whatever my cooking abilities are,
01:13my eating abilities are really basic.
01:15I just love fucking chili.
01:17Don't be nice to people.
01:21It's a big mistake.
01:22Asshole.
01:23That I cook to neutralize some type of Freudian mother-breast-related problem
01:29that resurges in me just like Old Faithful all the time.
01:33And I can't get rid of it.
01:34It's in there.
01:35You know, it's very existential killing flies.
01:38You kill them one at a time.
01:39And that's it.
01:40They're dead.
01:41Once you get rid of the external enemy,
01:43you have to deal with yourself.
01:44So that even if you solve all the outside evils,
01:47you're left with your own.
01:48Anyway, I like killing flies.
01:50Hey, Kenny, what's up with the candy?
01:52People take candy.
01:54This is like a documentary small question for a big answer?
01:58Fuck yourself.
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