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- 4 months ago
Full Episode of Married to a Superstar as the Housewife
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:04Sweet?
00:00:05We haven't gotten busy with this Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:10Look at them.
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:13I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17That's actually my husband.
00:00:19You jerk chitting on me behind my back.
00:00:21Alfred, wait.
00:00:22Let me explain.
00:00:23Wait, wait.
00:00:25Get off.
00:00:26I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:43Rude.
00:00:44Totally.
00:00:45Unfeminine.
00:00:47I'm one of the worst.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:56Get that scum back.
00:00:59No need for karma.
00:01:00I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:12Chris, Leo's not the way you are.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:01:22And his last movie made only $100 million.
00:01:24The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Holly's poster couple for true love.
00:01:32But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:01:46but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:51Sounds more like excuse to me.
00:01:53That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56Alright.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:00Val, never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy.
00:02:05Now, that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13Alright.
00:02:13I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck!
00:02:24I'm so sorry.
00:02:33Are you nuts?
00:02:35Nuts?
00:02:38Is that all you're my god?
00:02:40Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:02:41But you guys eat good coke by night.
00:02:43Sleep with nuts.
00:02:44Have kids with nuts.
00:02:45You are the real nuts here.
00:02:47No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:50I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:55Only supermodels!
00:02:59Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:03:01I sold the house.
00:03:20You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:22Or...
00:03:22Stop moving till no way.
00:03:26If you want to divorce me, fight!
00:03:28Go ahead!
00:03:29But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
00:03:35I'll sue you!
00:03:36Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:38Don't mess with me.
00:03:39Or apply for custody for a son.
00:03:41A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:45It's makeable!
00:03:46So, you divorced?
00:03:48It's none of your business!
00:03:51Marry me!
00:03:59Are you insane?
00:04:04My car's worth four million dollars.
00:04:07You want to talk about marriage?
00:04:10Or compensation?
00:04:17This way, man.
00:04:22Watch your step, man.
00:04:23Welcome back.
00:04:29Welcome back.
00:04:31Wow, so it's your house at 5 Central Avenue, I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:49So, I get a room like this for fake marriage?
00:05:04No, this is for Elizabeth, my dog. Yours is upstairs. Bigger and better. Forget that. Come sign the contract.
00:05:13Sign this, and you will be my wife. Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:20Aubrey.
00:05:21Okay. Aubrey, listen to me. I love you for more than 10 years. I heard that you're divorced. So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:32What? Really?
00:05:34Are you kidding me? Aubrey, this marriage is just for show. I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:43Relax. Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:49Great. That's amazing. Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:58So, we stuck together until we win the Oscar? Might as well say, take that to us as a partner.
00:06:06Don't worry about that. I'm gonna pay you an acting salary, the same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:12More Chris Roberts. Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:16Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage. Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:21And now, 150K. That's enough for you.
00:06:26Per year? Per month, of course.
00:06:29Per year?
00:06:30Per month.
00:06:31Per month, of course.
00:06:32Per month, of course.
00:06:33The цifaldo 내일 모� polar preparing for now.
00:06:34Per month, of course.
00:06:38Per month.
00:06:39Fi ollut 551.
00:06:40Per month.
00:06:41So, you have a son?
00:06:42No.
00:06:44Don't get me wrong.
00:06:45Just wanna know more about my wife.
00:06:48Yeah, his name is Luke, he's nine.
00:06:57In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:07:09Good lord, that looks calorie packed.
00:07:13First, it's not for you.
00:07:15Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:18Jeez, touchy.
00:07:21It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:25Keep that up.
00:07:26Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:29Me and the director.
00:07:31Already?
00:07:34This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:39You need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:40Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:44Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:48We'll solve this problem right now.
00:07:51Hey Brad, didn't you say you could transform anyone?
00:07:57Oh my god.
00:08:00I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:08:03But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:08:05Alright girls, let's get going.
00:08:09Oh, right here.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:21My old players.
00:08:23Watch out.
00:08:24Please get up back here.
00:08:25Get him out of here.
00:08:27Oh my god, I love you baby.
00:08:29Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:39She's my wife now.
00:08:41So yes, it's worth it.
00:08:44Baby Rell, I did my best today.
00:08:48Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:08:50How do I look?
00:09:08Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:16Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:19Why are you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:23Here we are.
00:09:24Your acting skills are past my age.
00:09:27That's for handling a big story just to me.
00:09:29Let's go, Curves.
00:09:31Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:32No problem, baby.
00:09:33Geez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:40Just like Kardashians.
00:09:42Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:45God is fair.
00:09:47Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:50he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:56Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:58We look so perfect together.
00:10:01It's a match made in heaven.
00:10:03No, no, no.
00:10:15There's no spark between you two.
00:10:17You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:21I'm sorry that I can't give you this for you.
00:10:24But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:26You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:28I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:31He's crazy about me.
00:10:33The moment I was divorced,
00:10:34he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:39I love you, baby.
00:10:41That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:48Come back to me.
00:10:50You'll learn to be a problem.
00:10:54Geez.
00:10:54Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:10:59Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:11:02Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water?
00:11:04Any steak?
00:11:05Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper.
00:11:07Bursting from one extra fire.
00:11:10You guessed right.
00:11:15Much better now.
00:11:16Can you eat quieter?
00:11:30You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:31You're married?
00:11:32What's up?
00:11:33What?
00:11:34Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:35Of course.
00:11:36I can cover your shift today.
00:11:37Where are you going?
00:11:38The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:39Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:11:40What are you doing here?
00:11:41What are you doing here?
00:11:42You're married?
00:11:43You're married?
00:11:44You're married?
00:11:45What's up?
00:11:46What?
00:11:47Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:48Of course.
00:11:49I can cover your shift today.
00:11:51Where are you going?
00:11:52The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:55I can guarantee my brother just wants to report more time.
00:12:06Albrey.
00:12:07What are you doing here?
00:12:10You're not stopping me?
00:12:12Listen, stop harassing me.
00:12:15Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:12:17Sorry to disappoint you.
00:12:19But I'm married too.
00:12:21It's not just you who found someone novo.
00:12:22I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else.
00:12:29I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and last longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:35If he's so great, why is an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:41Oh man, don't just stand there, serve us.
00:12:52I want hot tea.
00:13:08Geez, you trying to scald me?
00:13:11Are you satisfied now?
00:13:22That's better.
00:13:23Drink up, dear.
00:13:25Ouch!
00:13:26This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:13:31Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:34It's whipping to carrots.
00:13:36I heard your wedding ring was...
00:13:39a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:45Wow, good for you.
00:13:48When you guys eventually split,
00:13:50you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:56Don't stoop their level.
00:13:58You, go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:14:03I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:14:06Then, figure it out.
00:14:08Wait, cup off my water.
00:14:13Go and sit.
00:14:14I'll have a nice meal than I was.
00:14:15I got a nice meal...
00:14:17If I was.
00:14:18I'll have a nice meal with my wife.
00:14:19We'll have a nice meal.
00:14:20Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:14:24I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:14:27Aubrey, why are you waitressing?
00:14:28We're not really married.
00:14:30What I do is none of your business.
00:14:31Why are you waitressing?
00:14:33We're not really married. What I do is none of your business.
00:14:38Let's go. The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:43Keep an eye on her. Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:47I'm not her agent.
00:14:48But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:14:50Okay, guys. If you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:55Oh my God! My way! It's gone!
00:14:58Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:15:04Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:15:07I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:15:11Denying won't help.
00:15:14I'll be you somewhere.
00:15:18See? This is proof.
00:15:24I'm gonna have you. Fire!
00:15:27Fire! No way! You're framing me on purpose!
00:15:39Got it. Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:45Chris Robert, I'm your biggest fan.
00:15:48Hey, nice to meet you.
00:15:50Can you sign something for me?
00:15:51Yes, sure. I'm always there for my fans.
00:15:55I'll sign this for you.
00:15:59The check? What's this about?
00:16:01I need you to do this favor.
00:16:03No way! You're framing me on purpose!
00:16:07Stop denying it!
00:16:09Where's your boss?
00:16:10Call your boss now!
00:16:11Ah, so you're the boss.
00:16:17Well, your waitress here tried to steal my fiancée's ring and I want her fired!
00:16:25I don't have that authority.
00:16:27No authority. You're the boss. Of course you can fire her!
00:16:31Well, the restaurant has a new owner and she happens to be his wife.
00:16:35What?
00:16:37Huh?
00:16:40Even if she's a new owner's wife, she stole my ring.
00:16:44And you owe me an explanation.
00:16:47We have 24 hour cameras.
00:16:50If you insist, I can review the footage.
00:16:54And if it turns out you're lying, you might want to call your lawyer now.
00:16:58Um, you know what? This is probably a misunderstanding.
00:17:06So, uh, how about we just forget about it?
00:17:09No need to check the footage.
00:17:11We got a movie to watch, aren't we?
00:17:17We will let it slide this time.
00:17:19As the new owner's wife, I'm officially banning you two from my restaurant.
00:17:24Ha!
00:17:27Uh...
00:17:27Someone please show them out.
00:17:29What?
00:17:31Don't touch me!
00:17:35Wait.
00:17:36Make sure they pay their bill first.
00:17:41No!
00:17:41Don't touch me!
00:17:44Thanks so much for acting with me. You really saved my life.
00:17:47No, I wasn't acting. You really are the new owner's wife.
00:17:50What?
00:17:51So, who's the new owner, then?
00:17:54Chris Roberts?
00:18:06Cookin' dinner?
00:18:09More like a thank you feast for how you saved my butt at the restaurant today.
00:18:15Just a small investment.
00:18:17Fish and chips.
00:18:19That's gonna pull off my abs, right?
00:18:22Nah, this is mine.
00:18:24Your boiled chicken breast with spinach smoothie is ready.
00:18:31Well, looks good.
00:18:34Damn it!
00:18:36My wedding ring is gone.
00:18:43Maybe did it end up in the lasagna by any chance?
00:18:46God!
00:18:49Why bother with that ring?
00:18:52No point clinging to a guy who hurt you.
00:18:55Found it!
00:18:57Women.
00:18:58Always tangled up in emotions.
00:19:09That piece of trash didn't deserve my lasagna.
00:19:12The toilet's where it belongs.
00:19:15An insult to even sewage.
00:19:17It's too rich.
00:19:18Pfft!
00:19:19Pfft!
00:19:20Pfft!
00:19:21Pfft!
00:19:22Pfft!
00:19:23Pfft!
00:19:24Pfft!
00:19:26Pfft!
00:19:31Pfft!
00:19:32Pfft!
00:19:33Pfft!
00:19:34Pfft!
00:19:35This is Danny Davies' masterpiece. It's yours.
00:19:43Sometimes, losing an old brain means getting a fresh start.
00:19:50Is it two carats?
00:19:52Twelve.
00:19:54My God, really for me?
00:19:57Yeah.
00:20:01I get it. Another prop for our fake marriage act, right?
00:20:05Naturally. As if I'd give you a 12-carat ring just to make you happy.
00:20:17I heard Director Eastwood propose with his wife with a similar one.
00:20:21Figured it earned us some extra points.
00:20:24Going all out to impress the director, huh?
00:20:31You gotta try my spicy lasagna. It's out of this world.
00:20:35Can't. Way too many calories.
00:20:38My fitness regimen has pertain-
00:20:39Zip it. No more sob stories about your slept life.
00:20:43Are you sure you won't have a bite?
00:20:46Ah.
00:20:48Okay. I'll just add 20 push-ups for today's workout.
00:20:52Wow.
00:20:53Wow.
00:20:59That's amazing.
00:21:10You didn't lace it with weed, did you?
00:21:12You have to pay more for that.
00:21:13You sell out in seconds.
00:21:17Seriously.
00:21:18If you market that stuff, you're gonna be rich.
00:21:21Really.
00:21:22I'm swamped with housework.
00:21:24No time for brainstorming.
00:21:28Oh, no, no.
00:21:29Let me handle the dishes.
00:21:31You focus on your dreams.
00:21:34I'll take care of everything around here.
00:21:36You mean everything?
00:21:37Absolutely.
00:21:45Never thought I, a Hollywood star, fixing the pipes under the sink.
00:21:51What are you doing?
00:21:57Nothing much.
00:21:59But you look hotter fixing pipes than in those on-screen love scenes.
00:22:05I know I'm hot.
00:22:07I don't.
00:22:09You fall for me now, okay?
00:22:12Man, seriously.
00:22:18I guess get an Oscar will be easier.
00:22:21We need some professionals.
00:22:25For that termite issue in the basement.
00:22:27Does that mean we're staying in a hotel during examination?
00:22:31No, darling.
00:22:32You forgot who you're married to.
00:22:35You really think I only have one house?
00:22:39Wow.
00:22:40Having a rich hubby feels pretty sweet.
00:22:44But my hot sauce biz is booming too.
00:22:47Won't be too long before you're calling me the queen of sauce.
00:22:52That's amazing.
00:22:55Then I'll uncork a fancy wine.
00:22:58How about this one to celebrate?
00:23:01Looks older than my grandpa.
00:23:03Are you sure it's not expired?
00:23:06This is Legacy by Angostura.
00:23:08Only 20 bottles worldwide.
00:23:11One hundred and sixty grand per bottle.
00:23:19You should label each with its price.
00:23:22What if I cook with one by mistake?
00:23:25There's no problem.
00:23:26I have a lot of money.
00:23:27All right.
00:23:30I'm off to shoot an ad.
00:23:33And I'm off to grow my empire.
00:23:37Boss?
00:23:41Get a pest control company pronto.
00:23:43Yes, sir.
00:23:43Let me know when it's sorted.
00:23:56Jill?
00:23:58It's Frank from our date.
00:24:00I just got a new place.
00:24:02Fancy a tour?
00:24:03Are you sure we won't get arrested for the false advertising?
00:24:15False?
00:24:16Chris really tasted my sauce.
00:24:18In your dreams, maybe.
00:24:20It tasted more than just sauce.
00:24:22Gross.
00:24:23What's on your mind, sister?
00:24:24Oh, my God.
00:24:32Aubrey?
00:24:34Frank, my high school pal, Aubrey.
00:24:38And her sidekick, Mary.
00:24:41Aubrey used to steal my basketball captain boyfriend.
00:24:44Oh, really?
00:24:44You stole Aubrey's.
00:24:46On sauce or move along?
00:24:48Aubrey, want to the star student?
00:24:51Straight A?
00:24:53Valet dictator now?
00:24:55Selling sauce?
00:24:56What a sauce.
00:24:57Is it true your hubby's cheating on you?
00:25:02If I were a man, I wouldn't stick around such a middle-aged woman.
00:25:08You better spend more time on your plastic surgery.
00:25:11Clearly.
00:25:12You have invested a lot there.
00:25:14Which clinic did you go for that nose job disaster?
00:25:19Gotta avoid that clinic.
00:25:21You're just jealous.
00:25:23My boyfriend bought that mention at 5th Central Avenue.
00:25:27Talk to your stuff.
00:25:29Selling sales can't get you that.
00:25:305th Central Avenue?
00:25:31That's my address.
00:25:33Are you sure it's 5th Central Avenue?
00:25:37Not my place.
00:25:39Maybe yours then?
00:25:40Daffo?
00:25:41Come see for yourself.
00:25:43Broaden your horizons.
00:25:44Sure.
00:25:45If you're that eager, let's check out your boyfriend's house.
00:25:49Don't go, please.
00:25:50Stay with me.
00:25:51Don't go.
00:25:52Mary.
00:25:53Just okay.
00:25:54Work emergency.
00:25:56Can't show you the place after all.
00:25:58Oh, give me the key.
00:26:00I'll check them.
00:26:01Please.
00:26:01Be careful.
00:26:05It's brand new.
00:26:06Come on, dear.
00:26:07I'll be careful.
00:26:09Girls, I got you here.
00:26:12You want to see how rich people live?
00:26:14Follow me.
00:26:15Don't go, please.
00:26:15That's all right.
00:26:16Come on in, girls.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:21This is my boyfriend's place.
00:26:23You may look around.
00:26:24Why does she have the key to my house?
00:26:26Folks like you and Mary probably only see homes like this in magazines, right?
00:26:30Only in magazines.
00:26:31Okay, follow me.
00:26:35So, that's it.
00:26:39What do you think?
00:26:46Why does your boyfriend have a poster of Chris Roberts?
00:26:49Um, actually, I'm a fan of Chris.
00:26:54And thanks for trying to kiss me.
00:26:56What's funny?
00:27:02You're jealous?
00:27:04Here's a thought.
00:27:05This is actually Chris Roberts' house.
00:27:07Oh my god.
00:27:09You're wasted selling sales.
00:27:11You could write fiction.
00:27:14And this?
00:27:16Your boyfriend's into cross-dressing or hiding an affair with someone my size?
00:27:21This is none of your business, okay?
00:27:26Stop.
00:27:28That's expensive.
00:27:29Don't.
00:27:30Everything is expensive for you.
00:27:32It's just a daily life for me.
00:27:34Watch it.
00:27:44Tastes like money.
00:27:45And now, I want you and you to get out of my house.
00:27:51Why should I?
00:27:53This is my house.
00:27:55My husband's.
00:27:57What nonsense.
00:27:59Are you days for me, baby?
00:28:00This is my husband's house.
00:28:02And you're just Vendor.
00:28:03You're crazy.
00:28:05Get out.
00:28:06You too, get out.
00:28:10Stop.
00:28:15You're the one who should leave.
00:28:20Chris Roberts?
00:28:21Get your dirty hands off my wife.
00:28:24Wait, wait.
00:28:25Wait, wait.
00:28:25What?
00:28:27She's your wife?
00:28:29The one and only.
00:28:34What are you doing in my house?
00:28:36Fam breaking in?
00:28:38Entering?
00:28:38Your house?
00:28:40Oh, start with not.
00:28:41You can't just run in someone else's home.
00:28:43This is my boyfriend Frank's place.
00:28:45I'll call him over right now.
00:28:47Okay, go ahead.
00:28:48He'll kick all of you.
00:28:49I'm waiting.
00:28:50For woke home.
00:28:59Boss?
00:28:59What are you doing?
00:29:00What are you doing?
00:29:01Perfect timing.
00:29:01These people broke in.
00:29:03Call the cops.
00:29:03Kick them out.
00:29:05Boss.
00:29:06I'm so sorry.
00:29:08Boss.
00:29:08I saw you were away and borrowed the house piss.
00:29:12I asked you to fix the pest control thing.
00:29:15Not let your girlfriend into my house and drink my wine.
00:29:19You're fired.
00:29:20This is your house.
00:29:21This is not your house.
00:29:23You lied to me.
00:29:25You liar.
00:29:28It's all because of humanity.
00:29:31I flashed that mansion key.
00:29:32Stop, stop, guys.
00:29:36You guys can fight later.
00:29:38Jill, the wine you drank costs 160 grand.
00:29:43Better reimburse us or expect a legal notice.
00:29:46160 grand?
00:29:58You owe me an explanation.
00:30:00Long story.
00:30:03I gotta pack up the spicy sauce for a customer first.
00:30:07You guys catch up.
00:30:09I'll handle this.
00:30:11And wipe the dining table while you're at it.
00:30:14Holy moly.
00:30:16This isn't some reality show, right?
00:30:18Far from it.
00:30:20So how do you turn a playboy superstar into a devoted hubby?
00:30:27Really?
00:30:28Am I a good hubby now?
00:30:30Yeah, I guess you could convince the director.
00:30:33Barely.
00:30:41Aubrey, where are you?
00:30:43Come to Lama restaurant as soon as possible.
00:30:46I heard the director's eating here today.
00:30:48What?
00:30:49Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:30:50I was planning to sell sauces this afternoon.
00:30:54Oh, all right.
00:30:55I'm on my way.
00:30:55We're your best outfit.
00:31:07Hey there.
00:31:08Need a hand?
00:31:10Yes, please.
00:31:17Ignition coil issue.
00:31:19Easy to fix.
00:31:19Anyway, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
00:31:23You are a lifesaver.
00:31:24Since there, I was clueless.
00:31:27But are you a mechanic?
00:31:29Oh, no.
00:31:30I'm just a homemaker.
00:31:32But with 20 years of driving this oldie, I can fix anything on wheels.
00:31:36Hmm, I see.
00:31:42Where are you?
00:31:44Hold your horses.
00:31:45I'm helping someone with her car.
00:31:47I'll be there in a jiffy.
00:31:48I need a resuscitation more than a car right now.
00:32:00Thanks, Alphomiya.
00:32:02My wife's on the way.
00:32:05Hope I'm not holding you up.
00:32:07Oh, no.
00:32:08That was my hubby.
00:32:09He's always dramatic.
00:32:11Everything revolves around him, so...
00:32:14He's full of himself.
00:32:17When I first met him, he was just...
00:32:23Women, you know, they take their time, they need to get ready, their makeup, looking perfect, you know?
00:32:39How could you show up like this?
00:32:42Don't you know how important today is for me?
00:32:44No, I was helping someone.
00:32:45So you're sacrificing me?
00:32:47Darling, over here.
00:32:52Aubrey, what a coincidence.
00:32:54What a great surprise to see you again.
00:32:57Darling, darling, you know this lady here saved me by fixing my car today.
00:33:02Otherwise, I wouldn't have made it.
00:33:04Take a seat, please.
00:33:08It's an honor that my wife could assist.
00:33:10So, you are the arrogant, self-absorbed husband mentioned by Aubrey.
00:33:22Arrogant and self-absorbed?
00:33:24Bad mouthed me behind my back to the director's wife.
00:33:27I had no clue she was the director's wife.
00:33:30I thought she needed help.
00:33:31She said you were arrogant, but always show up to protect her when she's bullied.
00:33:41And though arrogant, you spend lavishly on her.
00:33:46I feel that line.
00:33:50I'm like that with my wife, too.
00:33:52Right, honey?
00:33:54My darling, you're an arrogant boot, too.
00:33:57Come on, it's your next Wednesday.
00:34:06Cheers to your audition.
00:34:08Again, for the 23rd time.
00:34:15Sorry for blowing up at you today.
00:34:18I get it.
00:34:20You won this award so badly.
00:34:24But why?
00:34:25You've been a leading man since day one.
00:34:28Your movie is a box office hit.
00:34:31You're earning the most money in Hollywood.
00:34:33Why are you still chasing the Oscar?
00:34:43You know, my dad's a Supreme Court judge.
00:34:47To him, I'm just a popcorn movie star.
00:34:50Always scandals, tarnishing his name.
00:34:56If I get an Oscar, I can shut him up, you know.
00:35:02I dream of throwing that Oscar at his face.
00:35:07About the scandals, your dad has a point.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:12But I don't think you're shallow.
00:35:15Seriously?
00:35:19Your fake love stare deserves five nominations.
00:35:24You know, I envy you, wanting to prove yourself to your dad.
00:35:35Mine passed when I was in high school.
00:35:39I'd give anything to hear him say.
00:35:43Aubrey, I'm disappointed in you.
00:35:45No.
00:35:49He wouldn't.
00:35:51You're amazing.
00:35:52You're amazing.
00:35:55You're amazing.
00:35:57You're amazing.
00:36:00You're amazing.
00:36:03You're amazing.
00:36:07And just like that, all I breathe, all I feel.
00:36:14You're all for me.
00:36:17I'm in.
00:36:18And just like that, all I breathe, all I feel.
00:36:25You're all for me.
00:36:27No one can lift me, catch me the way that you do.
00:36:33Still fire for you?
00:36:34Last night.
00:36:48It was a mistake.
00:36:50A total drunk hookup.
00:36:52Even though we went three rounds and clearly enjoyed it,
00:36:56it doesn't mean anything.
00:36:58Of course.
00:37:00Love has nothing to do with it.
00:37:02Love?
00:37:03You scare me.
00:37:05Gotta work.
00:37:07You don't have to come back today.
00:37:09No hot sauce sales today.
00:37:15Movie time.
00:37:17Lover Mars, isn't it?
00:37:18How'd you guess?
00:37:19It's Chris Newflake.
00:37:21Weren't you just acting?
00:37:22Don't tell me you caught feelings.
00:37:23No way.
00:37:25Just out of hot sauce.
00:37:27So, movie time.
00:37:30Married to a restaurant tycoon, yeah?
00:37:32Selling source?
00:37:34You fake it with a colleague, didn't you?
00:37:37So, wait.
00:37:41Believe what you want.
00:37:42Just don't ruin my movie.
00:37:45Watching alone?
00:37:47Oh, how sad.
00:37:49Oh, by the way,
00:37:51here is a $10 tip I owe you from last time.
00:37:55Why don't you get on a dating website
00:37:57and spooce up the profile picture.
00:38:02Buy yourself some Viagra with that.
00:38:10And thanks.
00:38:11My husband isn't a restaurant term.
00:38:13He's Chris Roberts, famous superstar.
00:38:17Him?
00:38:20Yeah?
00:38:21The world's sexiest actor.
00:38:27Oh, yeah.
00:38:29He's your husband.
00:38:30And Warren Buffett is my father-in-law.
00:38:32Here is proof.
00:38:40This drummer is looking kind of like Chris.
00:38:43That's really Chris.
00:38:45Hair, length, chest, all the same.
00:38:47All right, if you insist.
00:38:50Oh, it's his movie premiere today.
00:38:53So, they say he would easily pull him over.
00:38:57Shall we?
00:38:58Tiffany, behave.
00:38:59She should call 911.
00:39:02Wait for it.
00:39:06Chris.
00:39:07Chris is busy.
00:39:11Oh, uh, what did your husband say?
00:39:14His agent picked up.
00:39:15My hubby's too busy for your time, Wesley.
00:39:19The agent's card?
00:39:21Aubrey, when did the dilution start?
00:39:24Was it after we got her divorce?
00:39:26If it's becoming a big problem, maybe you should seek some help.
00:39:29Hey, Chris.
00:39:31Hey, Chris.
00:39:34Hey, Chris.
00:39:35Oh, is that your movie husband?
00:39:48Hey Chris, your crazy wife Aubrey is over here.
00:39:54Don't.
00:39:56Hey Chris, you've been freezing low-key on Gossip Prom lately.
00:40:03Have you got any secret love interest we should know about?
00:40:07Chris is busy with his work.
00:40:09Two endorsement and a new film.
00:40:11Please, stay tuned.
00:40:13Wait up, nobody wants you crazy lady.
00:40:24Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:40:26Ha ha ha ha.
00:40:28Just like you.
00:40:32All I breathe.
00:40:34All I feel.
00:40:37You're all for me.
00:40:39I'm just like that.
00:40:42You're all for me.
00:40:44You're all for me.
00:40:46You're all for me.
00:40:48No one can lift me.
00:40:50So you're Aubrey's cheating ex, right?
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53So?
00:40:54Thanks for letting her go.
00:40:56Who was that lady?
00:40:58Come on over here.
00:40:59Woo!
00:41:00Woo!
00:41:01Woo!
00:41:02Woo!
00:41:03Woo!
00:41:04Woo!
00:41:05Woo!
00:41:06Woo!
00:41:07Woo!
00:41:08Woo!
00:41:09Woo!
00:41:10Woo!
00:41:11Woo!
00:41:12Woo!
00:41:13Woo!
00:41:14Woo!
00:41:15Woo!
00:41:16Woo!
00:41:17Woo!
00:41:18Woo!
00:41:19Woo!
00:41:20Woo!
00:41:21Woo!
00:41:22Woo!
00:41:23Woo!
00:41:24Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:26Woo!
00:41:27Woo!
00:41:28Woo!
00:41:29Woo!
00:41:30Woo!
00:41:31Woo!
00:41:32Woo!
00:41:33Woo!
00:41:34Woo!
00:41:35Woo!
00:41:36Woo!
00:41:37Woo!
00:41:38Woo!
00:41:39Those flashes nearly blinded me.
00:41:50Let me put some eye drops in.
00:41:51My help.
00:42:09Um, these drops sting a bit.
00:42:15Do they?
00:42:15I endorse this brand.
00:42:18Gotta choose wisely next time.
00:42:20Aren't you worried about announcing in front of all those reporters?
00:42:25I couldn't let your ex bully you.
00:42:28Where's your spunk?
00:42:31Beat him up every chance you've got.
00:42:33And I'll cover all your medical and legal duties.
00:42:37Thanks.
00:42:39Julia's already handled it.
00:42:41She made sure all the reporters pixelated your face.
00:42:44So, there's no problem at all.
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:47She's amazing.
00:42:48My hair was a mess.
00:42:50And I had a torn shopping bag and bags.
00:42:54Speaking of which, I ordered a limited edition bag for you.
00:43:00You can pick it up tomorrow.
00:43:03I don't need your bag.
00:43:05Seriously.
00:43:06We gotta make it handy for you.
00:43:08To cover your face next time you get snapped.
00:43:12Remember, you're my secretly married wife now.
00:43:16Bye.
00:43:17Deducted from my 100K salary.
00:43:20Even as spouses, we should keep our finances separate.
00:43:24That's a hard lesson I learned from my last time.
00:43:34Check if everything's okay.
00:43:36Let me grab you some water.
00:43:38Sure.
00:43:39Wow.
00:43:39This could fit at least 10 jars of hot sauce.
00:43:47Aubrey.
00:43:49I can't believe it's really you.
00:43:51Emma.
00:43:51We heard about your divorce.
00:43:53If I were you, I'd try to work it out.
00:43:57Considering your situation, remarriage might be tough.
00:44:00If not for yourself, think of a look.
00:44:03Don't worry about me.
00:44:06Are you working here now?
00:44:09Oh, they must be really lowering the standards these days, huh?
00:44:12Family helps family.
00:44:15If you're really short on cash, you could always come work part-time as nanny at my place.
00:44:22You got the wrong idea, dear cousin.
00:44:24I'm a customer here picking up my bag.
00:44:26Oh, you are so funny.
00:44:32You don't have to pretend.
00:44:35If you're being nice, I'll buy this bag for you to boost yourself.
00:44:41Everything good, ma'am.
00:44:43Shall I wrap it up?
00:44:49You like it?
00:44:51Or want another look before I take it away?
00:44:55How could you afford this?
00:44:58Can I marry someone who's loaded?
00:45:02Clerk, I'll pay double.
00:45:05I want this bag.
00:45:08Why are you always doing this?
00:45:11We're family.
00:45:12Why are you always against me?
00:45:14Oh, family?
00:45:15With a pauper?
00:45:17Your bargain bin outfit matches Hermes?
00:45:21I'm gifting this to Chris's new wife.
00:45:24For a product endorsement, for use would you have?
00:45:27For your cheap sauce?
00:45:30Don't be so unappreciative.
00:45:33Trying to impress Chris's wife by stealing my bag?
00:45:37I doubt she'd approve.
00:45:39She won't know if it was yours.
00:45:42Mind your own business.
00:45:45Fine.
00:45:45She can have it.
00:45:47It was mine anyway.
00:45:50Hope you won't regret it.
00:45:52Chris, my boss is adamant.
00:46:01If you don't endorse us, I lose my job.
00:46:06I should check with my wife first.
00:46:10Because she just recently roasted me for the eye drops I endured.
00:46:15Wow, you really adore your wife.
00:46:19I have a gift for her.
00:46:22I hope she will like it.
00:46:24And, um, where's she?
00:46:33Sorry for keeping your wedding.
00:46:58You are Chris's wife?
00:47:00You two know each other?
00:47:00Aubrey, this morning was so big to be misunderstanding.
00:47:11But we are family.
00:47:13And I'm sure you wouldn't hold a grudge over that.
00:47:17Right?
00:47:19You did say we weren't family.
00:47:22And yes, I do pack my hot sauce in limited edition bags.
00:47:26I love my sauce.
00:47:28We share the same passion.
00:47:32I love my sauce.
00:47:38Oh, yes.
00:47:38But you don't deserve my sauce.
00:47:42My wife doesn't seem to like you.
00:47:45Endorsement's off.
00:47:47Doors that way.
00:47:48Please leave.
00:47:48You turned down an endorsement without discussing with me?
00:48:07Haven't I done this before?
00:48:08What's got you so worked up?
00:48:10It's different now.
00:48:11You did it for that woman.
00:48:14Are you attracted to her?
00:48:16I don't know what you're talking about.
00:48:22Just checking maybe you want some bacon and eggs?
00:48:32Julie seems upset.
00:48:33Yeah, she's been like that lately.
00:48:38You've got an egg on your lip.
00:48:39Hey, Luke.
00:49:00What's up?
00:49:00Well, I'm back early from camp.
00:49:03What?
00:49:03Why?
00:49:03If I don't get back soon, you and Chris will probably have a teeter on the way.
00:49:07I saw the pictures.
00:49:08The pictures are pixelated.
00:49:10How did you know it was me?
00:49:11That blob of fat on your belly, give it away.
00:49:16Okay, my turn.
00:49:17I'm sorry.
00:49:27You're dead on me.
00:49:29Oh, I'm thrilled that you divorced that gofful.
00:49:34I was always worried about inheriting his IQ.
00:49:40So, are you really my mom's new hobby?
00:49:43Yeah, you could say that.
00:49:45I don't buy it.
00:49:48I...I'm seeing your headlines.
00:49:51You are a total playboy who only dates supermodels.
00:49:57Why settle for my mom?
00:49:59Hey, what's wrong with your mom, huh?
00:50:02I guess it's love, huh?
00:50:05Give me three reasons why you love her then.
00:50:09She's beautiful.
00:50:11Liar.
00:50:12Two, she cooks amazing food.
00:50:15Why don't marry a chef then?
00:50:19I don't know.
00:50:21When I think about your mom, I just want to come back home.
00:50:24You are nuts.
00:50:37I guess she really do love her.
00:50:39Still, it doesn't mean a good guy.
00:50:42I'm gonna keep an eye on you.
00:50:43Ok, big boy, you know you're a son of celebrity, you can have a lot of perks.
00:50:49Thousands of photos you can get, some autographs and all the girls will be all over you.
00:50:57Including Lily.
00:50:59Oh, so the girl's name's Lily.
00:51:02How could I say that?
00:51:13I heard you bragging to Lily about Chris marrying your mom.
00:51:24I wasn't bragging.
00:51:26Prove it.
00:51:28Bring your superstar dad to school.
00:51:31Celebrities are super busy.
00:51:33Not just hanging around like our students.
00:51:36Scared?
00:51:39Huh? Lily's mine, not yours.
00:51:43No matter what trace you pull, my dad will show up and Lily's mine.
00:51:50Can you come to our school tomorrow?
00:51:55Yes, absolutely.
00:51:57I can come as Mantis Man.
00:51:59Have you watched Mantis Man where I'm the lead?
00:52:01No, I prefer Iron Man.
00:52:05Ok, I'll invite Iron Man himself to wish you a happy birthday.
00:52:08Really?
00:52:10Sure.
00:52:11Let me call Robert Downey Jr. now.
00:52:14Clear his schedule because he's always busy.
00:52:21Hey, Tony!
00:52:22Iron Man!
00:52:23I always wanted you as my dad!
00:52:25You too!
00:52:31You too broke my heart.
00:52:33So, you really want to sleep with Iron Man, right?
00:52:43Absolutely!
00:52:44He tops my list of top 10 male celebs to sleep with.
00:52:48So who's your number 2?
00:52:50Well, Captain America, then Keanu Reeves, Henry Carroll, then George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Sam Hugin, Charlie Hunnam.
00:53:08Hold up.
00:53:09Wait, wait.
00:53:10Where am I on the list?
00:53:12Hmm.
00:53:13You're not on it.
00:53:14I'm not?
00:53:15Your ex leaked that sex tape and your skills seemed lacking.
00:53:21Ok.
00:53:22Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:27Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:29Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:30Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:34Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:35Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:36The way I am brought to the friends of Quayy so you could come back.
00:53:37What is that?
00:53:38The mood for this time?
00:53:40It's a לע sci-ci-la.
00:53:41What is that?
00:53:42What is your passion for?
00:53:43It's a light-cork time.
00:53:44It's a light-cork time.
00:53:45It's a warm-cork time.
00:53:46It's a warm-cork time.
00:53:47I'm not.
00:53:48You were just a breath of our dreams.
00:53:49That's the air.
00:53:50When I was born for this time.
00:53:51Actually, I can't wait.
00:53:52It's a little-cork time.
00:53:53You can't wait.
00:53:55It's a warm-cork time.
00:53:55What's your heart?
00:53:57You can't wait.
00:53:58What's your heart?
00:54:00That heart?
00:54:01Wow.
00:54:06How about this for school?
00:54:07Forget about Alan.
00:54:08You and I struggle to believe you're my son's new dad.
00:54:12I'm more than Alan.
00:54:14Chris, your audition moved up.
00:54:17Leo's meeting the director today after hearing you're married.
00:54:21You must audition before him.
00:54:24This is huge.
00:54:29But I promised Luke to go to school.
00:54:32You are too deep in your character, Chris.
00:54:35They mean nothing to you.
00:54:38Your goal is the Oscar, right?
00:54:42Going to school the day after tomorrow is just as fine.
00:54:45Luke's not quitting school overnight.
00:54:50Alright.
00:54:50I'm on my way.
00:55:02I'm on my way.
00:55:04Hello?
00:55:08What?
00:55:11Luke got into a fight at school?
00:55:13Alright.
00:55:14I'm on my way.
00:55:17Are you okay?
00:55:18Where are you hurt?
00:55:19I'm okay.
00:55:19Just my lips.
00:55:21I bloody his nose.
00:55:24That's my point.
00:55:24Are you looks, mom?
00:55:26Look what your son did.
00:55:27You gotta give me an explanation for this.
00:55:29What happened?
00:55:30I don't think you just start a fight for no reason.
00:55:32He said my dad isn't Chris at all.
00:55:34He called me liar and pushed me.
00:55:37That's why he hit him back.
00:55:38Mr. Chandler, I really am Chris Roberts' wife.
00:55:45This pixelated middle-aged lady is you?
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:48So my son wasn't lying.
00:55:50Nonsense.
00:55:51You look way heavier than her.
00:55:53It's because I had two extra slices of pizza for lunch.
00:55:56Like pirate, like child.
00:55:58Please.
00:55:58Please.
00:55:58You are bad for lunch in the whole school.
00:56:00Mr. Chandler, I suggest we spell.
00:56:03You got no right to kick out my son.
00:56:05I donated $100,000 to the school last year, so yeah, I do have the right.
00:56:09Aw, can't catch a towel?
00:56:11Aw, aren't you the big shot of Chris Roberts' wife?
00:56:15Can't talk about this much?
00:56:16Are you shouting at my wife?
00:56:22What?
00:56:23Chris, it's really Chris.
00:56:31What are you doing here?
00:56:33Aren't you supposed to be at an audition?
00:56:35Being a dad and protecting your son comes first, right?
00:56:42I heard you say you donated $100,000 to the school last year.
00:56:47So, you think that gives you the right to expel my kid, huh?
00:56:51Alright.
00:56:53I'm gonna donate $1,000,000.
00:56:55Oh, well.
00:56:56Who are the one right now that should be expelled?
00:56:59What do you think?
00:57:00I overreacted.
00:57:02I overreacted.
00:57:03Kids about housing.
00:57:05It's normal.
00:57:07I discipline at it.
00:57:09Make sure to get a love from now on.
00:57:11Yes, sure.
00:57:12See?
00:57:13I was telling you the truth.
00:57:14My dad is Chris Roberts at all.
00:57:20Come on.
00:57:21I'll introduce you to Iron Man.
00:57:22Now, now I'm more into madness man.
00:57:26By the way, you stay away from my son's girlfriend now.
00:57:31Alright?
00:57:33Lily isn't my girlfriend yet.
00:57:35She will be after today.
00:57:38Mind if I snap a pic?
00:57:40I won't hang it in school.
00:57:43Yes, for sure.
00:57:43Do we need to pixelate your face this time?
00:57:46No way.
00:57:47Not even airbrushing.
00:57:48I'm done proving who I am.
00:57:50That's good.
00:57:51Okay.
00:57:52Okay, say cheese.
00:57:54That's good.
00:57:55Holy moly, so many people are flirting with me.
00:58:08Can't let Lily know.
00:58:10She'd flip.
00:58:14How come you get love notes and I get personal attacks?
00:58:19Fine, insult me, but saying my hot sauce sucks?
00:58:22No taste at all.
00:58:24I'm going to check who's there.
00:58:39Any idea how mad a director was when you didn't show up?
00:58:44Hang on.
00:58:48Let's talk somewhere else.
00:58:50Let's go.
00:58:54Yes.
00:59:01I was a bit reckless this time.
00:59:05I sent a long apology mail for the director.
00:59:08No reply yet.
00:59:10But whatever the outcome, I'm ready to accept it.
00:59:14So, you're just going to give up on the Oscar dream?
00:59:18There's always next year.
00:59:19The director saw your family photo online.
00:59:25Knows you're skipped for Luke.
00:59:27You admire that.
00:59:29You got the part.
00:59:30Seriously?
00:59:31Congrats.
00:59:33Jeez.
00:59:33You finally got what you wanted.
00:59:35Thank you so much.
00:59:37I couldn't have done it without you.
00:59:41I booked a restaurant.
00:59:43Let's celebrate.
00:59:44No, I'm going to tell Aubrey.
00:59:45She's going to cook amazing food and for sure I'm going to get some weight.
00:59:49I think it's time for a divorce.
00:59:56Divorce?
00:59:57Isn't it the plan?
00:59:58You got a director's approval.
01:00:01According to our deal, this raid ends.
01:00:04I suggest you two take some time apart from them.
01:00:06And when the time is right, I'll release a statement about irreconcilable differences.
01:00:12No, no, no, no.
01:00:13Divorce is too messy.
01:00:14I changed my mind.
01:00:15Seriously?
01:00:16Yes.
01:00:17Do you really like her?
01:00:18You only date 25 years old supermodels.
01:00:25Julia, ageism isn't cool.
01:00:29A 40-year-old woman has her charms.
01:00:32And besides that, she has an amazing butt.
01:00:35I know she's feisty.
01:00:37She farts like a trooper.
01:00:38But I think she's adorable.
01:00:41She gave me a family.
01:00:42She cooks nice.
01:00:44She's an amazing wife.
01:00:45I love her.
01:00:46Ageism.
01:00:47Are you really in love with her?
01:00:50Yes.
01:00:51I can't divorce her.
01:00:54Julia.
01:00:55I'm planning to take a break.
01:00:57Focus on my family.
01:00:59Money can wait.
01:01:01And you.
01:01:03Take a vacation for yourself too.
01:01:05You've been single for a whole year.
01:01:08Get some romance.
01:01:09You care about Aubrey.
01:01:11I don't need your concern.
01:01:22I don't need your concern.
01:01:36Morning.
01:01:48Give my cooking a shot.
01:01:51Blue.
01:02:06I'm going to come back in a while, okay?
01:02:19What's going on?
01:02:21Hives burst in my apartment.
01:02:22Can I crash at your place for a bit?
01:02:24I should check with Albury first.
01:02:27Sure.
01:02:28I will fix up the guest room.
01:02:36Morning.
01:02:42Morning?
01:02:43Where's Chris?
01:02:45Already caught him three times.
01:02:47Typical Chris.
01:02:50Do my eyes deceive me or does that jacket totally look like Chris's?
01:02:54It is.
01:02:55Tim bring warm ones.
01:02:57Actually, Chris doesn't like when others wear his stuff.
01:03:00He says I can wear anything.
01:03:03We bought this together.
01:03:05He even got me a matching red one.
01:03:08But it didn't really suit my skin tone.
01:03:12Alright.
01:03:14I'll wake him.
01:03:15Got a nice shoe today.
01:03:27Whoa.
01:03:28Why didn't you knock before coming in?
01:03:31Come on.
01:03:31I'm your agent.
01:03:32Like there's anything of you I haven't seen before.
01:03:36Why are you in my jacket?
01:03:37Albury's going to misunderstand.
01:03:39Take it off.
01:03:41As if I adore your jacket.
01:03:43I have my own red one.
01:03:45You have the same jacket as mine?
01:03:47Like couple jacket?
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:49It's a bigger misunderstanding.
01:03:51You cannot wear this.
01:03:56She's crazy.
01:03:57Mom.
01:03:58Mom.
01:03:59Mom.
01:04:00Check this out.
01:04:04A gift for Lily?
01:04:05Where did you get money for this?
01:04:06Found it on Chris's desk.
01:04:07There was a note saying to my love.
01:04:08What is love?
01:04:10Found it on Chris's desk.
01:04:12There was a note saying to my love.
01:04:14What is love?
01:04:15Please find that.
01:04:22Wow.
01:04:23Did you finish your homework?
01:04:24Gossiping is dead.
01:04:26This is definitely for you.
01:04:28Your birthday is in two days.
01:04:31This gift is definitely for you.
01:04:37Put it back quick before someone catches on.
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:40Okay.
01:04:49Need a hand?
01:04:50No, I'm good.
01:04:54Like it?
01:04:55It's Chris's gift.
01:04:59Here's the marriage contract you signed with Chris.
01:05:03He says you can leave anytime and he'll pay you more for your great performance.
01:05:10So...
01:05:12He wants divorce?
01:05:13What else?
01:05:15Did you actually think he liked you? Did you?
01:05:18He was nice because of the contract.
01:05:21Your job's done. You are expensive now.
01:05:24Mom, I don't believe Chris never loved you.
01:05:39It's true.
01:05:40Aubrey.
01:05:50All right. Let's go.
01:05:52The potential you'll be
01:05:54That you'll never see
01:05:57That you'll never see
01:06:00Isn't this the ring I gave to Aubrey?
01:06:06Aubrey!
01:06:08Aubrey!
01:06:09She left.
01:06:13She left.
01:06:14Why?
01:06:18She said she never loved you. It was all in that.
01:06:21No way. I don't buy it.
01:06:23Where did you get that necklace?
01:06:25From her desk.
01:06:27You didn't touch it?
01:06:30You knew it was for Aubrey.
01:06:32She's not good for you enough.
01:06:34You have no right to tell me that.
01:06:36I'm going after her.
01:06:38No you're not.
01:06:40Who are you to tell me that?
01:06:42You're just my agent.
01:06:43She's my wife.
01:06:45She's just your wife.
01:06:47I'm your agent.
01:06:48For all these years, we've been coming and going.
01:06:51Only I'm sticking by her side.
01:06:53I'm the one who made you who you are today.
01:06:57Your controlling behavior is terrifying, Julia.
01:07:01You're no longer fit to be my agent.
01:07:04Keep the necklace.
01:07:06Consider it a farewell gift.
01:07:07Can I get some banana split, mom?
01:07:18Seriously?
01:07:20I'm the one going through a breakup.
01:07:22And you're out eating me?
01:07:24Never mind them.
01:07:38I've been searching for you high and low.
01:07:40And you're here eating burgers?
01:07:43I will go order that banana split.
01:07:46You guys catch up.
01:07:50What do you want?
01:07:52You forgot something.
01:07:53No way. I checked like a hundred times.
01:07:57Here.
01:08:04You got your dream role.
01:08:05No need to keep up the good, heavy act.
01:08:08Screw the Oscar.
01:08:09I want you, Aubrey.
01:08:36You can't find me.
01:08:38You got your dream.
01:08:40I'm so glad I can't find you.
01:08:46Wassily?
01:08:47Hey, Nikki.
01:08:49Got a juicy scoop for you.
01:08:51Chris and his wife.
01:08:54All the shame.
01:08:59Hey, Mary.
01:09:00Hey, Mary. I'm busy selling hot sauce. Talk later.
01:09:06Selling sauce? Check her phone.
01:09:08What's up?
01:09:09Your marriage contract with Chris Lake. She lost a million followers.
01:09:21I can't afford this TV show. I'll remove him from my favorite.
01:09:26Don't worry. I'll handle this. Just relax at home. I love you.
01:09:56Did you forget something? Oh, it's you. You're not welcome here.
01:10:02I just want to tell you, you're Chris's only hope now.
01:10:05You don't want his decade of hard work ruined, do you?
01:10:10Are you sure about this livestream taking all the blame?
01:10:21Julia must be a real piece of work, but she's right.
01:10:25This is only the one way to leave my damage.
01:10:28And I already took a bit when we last went public, so I'm kind of used to it.
01:10:34Alright. If you're willing to make that sacrifice, Chris's life's remain.
01:10:41It was all my fault. And I accept any consequences.
01:10:54When the light came out, I was relieved.
01:10:59Because the real thing on this fake marriage was falling in love for her.
01:11:04Right now, I want to make things right.
01:11:08Because from now on, every time I say, I love you to her, she knows what I mean.
01:11:19This is insane.
01:11:21This is insane.
01:11:22This is insane.
01:11:23This is insane.
01:11:24I love you too.
01:11:26I love you too.
01:11:27Oh my god.
01:11:28Chris.
01:11:29Who is that one?
01:11:30Who should say?
01:11:34This much for glasses. Did you clean the shelves?
01:11:50Relax.
01:11:52No need to worry.
01:11:53I still have some savings.
01:11:55Don't need to stress.
01:11:57How much is some?
01:11:59Like a billion.
01:12:01Would you like to invest 100k in my hot sauce business?
01:12:07What's in it for me?
01:12:13Two special meetings.
01:12:17Quit playing.
01:12:18I know what meeting means.
01:12:20Don't make me a big brother yet.
01:12:22I'm not ready.
01:12:23I'm not ready.
01:12:29Get your sauce.
01:12:30The sauce will spice up your life and your figure.
01:12:33Buy three bottles and get a hug from a superstar Chris.
01:12:36Snack ten bottles and you're gonna get a kiss from superstar Chris.
01:12:40Can I just buy the sauce?
01:12:43Mr. Eastwood.
01:12:44Long time no see.
01:12:45I saw your latest flick.
01:12:47Leo killed it.
01:12:48Five bucks a bottle.
01:12:49Any deals?
01:12:50I'm afraid not.
01:12:51Five dollars already still.
01:12:52My wife would kill me if I went lower.
01:12:53My man, is you a team prize negotiable?
01:12:54I've tailored a movie just for you.
01:12:55Really?
01:12:56No way.
01:12:57Don't get me wrong.
01:12:58My wife was so moved by her press conference speech.
01:12:59She hasn't stopped talking to me.
01:13:00No way.
01:13:01No way.
01:13:02Don't get me wrong.
01:13:03My wife was so moved by her press conference speech.
01:13:05She hasn't stopped talking to me.
01:13:06No way.
01:13:07No way.
01:13:08No way.
01:13:09No way.
01:13:10No way.
01:13:11No way.
01:13:12No way.
01:13:13No way.
01:13:14No way.
01:13:15No way.
01:13:16No way.
01:13:17No way.
01:13:18No way.
01:13:19No way.
01:13:20Oh my god.
01:13:21Mr. Eastwood.
01:13:22These are on the house.
01:13:23He'll act for free.
01:13:24Just take him off with my hands.
01:13:27Wow.
01:13:28Damn it.
01:13:29Yes.
01:13:30Yes.
01:13:31This is how I won my Oscar.
01:13:36For me, everything was really hard.
01:13:39I fought a lot.
01:13:41I know I did silly things.
01:13:44Many mistakes.
01:13:46But I was always giving my heart.
01:13:48I gave my sweat, my blood, and my tears.
01:13:52But I was feeling empty inside.
01:13:54I know I'm the guy who are known for dating supermodels under 25 years old.
01:14:01A popcorn movie guy.
01:14:03Even though I did many movies, I couldn't get that.
01:14:07Because I wasn't lucky enough.
01:14:12But I met Aubrey.
01:14:15My wife.
01:14:17She gave me purpose.
01:14:19Guidance.
01:14:20She gave me love.
01:14:22She gave me my son.
01:14:24My house today feels like a home.
01:14:28Thanks, Mr. Eastwood.
01:14:30Thanks, my son, Luke.
01:14:31All the casting members.
01:14:33To the team members.
01:14:36The guy who supported the lights and everyone.
01:14:39My special thanks to my wife, Aubrey.
01:14:42If it weren't for you, I couldn't do that.
01:15:02Come on.
01:15:03It's your 46th time watching it.
01:15:05Dinner's ready.
01:15:07Luke!
01:15:08Dinner's ready!
01:15:10When are you filming your next movie?
01:15:19I'm tired of you taking over household chores all day.
01:15:22Now that I got the Oscar, I'm planning to take a break.
01:15:26I want to make my own Oscar.
01:15:29And how do you plan on doing that?
01:15:34Give me nine months.
01:16:04When are you filming your next movie?
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:07My久 as we were filming, I was just doing a good movie.
01:16:09I'm getting the other two hours.
01:16:10I'm going to make my own Oscar, Chris.
01:16:11Thanks, man.
01:16:12Thanks, guys.
01:16:13You're going to watch the movie.
01:16:14We're looking for some of the Spaß melancholycky.
01:16:15So, I'm going to go to take a break.
01:16:16I have a little bit of time watching my sleep.
01:16:17I'm going to take a break.
01:16:18I'm going to start the movie.
01:16:19You're going to take a break!
01:16:20And I'm going to do a break!
01:16:21I'm going to send the movie.
01:16:22And this is like, I'm going to wrap this up.
01:16:23I'm going to move on.
01:16:24I'm going to take a break!
01:16:25I'm going to be a break!
01:16:27You
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