Girl Had the Most Insane Phone Call in a Taxi

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00:00I'm in the car and I'm on the way to you, yeah.

00:05Oh, no, no, no.

00:09Another guy?

00:10No, no, I'm not with another guy.

00:14You said you heard a cough in the background.

00:16Yeah, that's the taxi driver, man.

00:18That's the taxi driver, man. What are you talking about?

00:22I'm literally coming to you right now.

00:27Like, yes, it's a male taxi driver.

00:29I, I, actually, to be fair, I seldom see female taxi drivers,

00:33so I don't know what your issue is.

00:38Mark, we've literally, we've literally been through this over and over and over again.

00:46He's, like, screaming through, he's, like, screaming through the phone.

00:49Sorry, what?

00:50He's, like, screaming through the phone.

00:52No, I'm not going to send you my location.

00:57Why? Why am I not sending you my location?

00:59Because I'm literally 10 minutes from your house, principally, that's cooked.

01:05Um, and you don't own me.

01:10Take my word from it, for, for it, like, what?

01:13My friend, I'm just, I'm just driving for a taxi.

01:17I'm not, I'm not doing nothings for your, for your girlfriends.

01:22I don't know it.

01:23I'm not, I'm just really, there's driving, she's just sitting on car.

01:26She's just sitting on the car.

01:28That's it.

01:29I'm just driving, my friend.

01:30Yeah, thank you.

01:31You see?

01:32Thank you, thank you.

01:34Look, look, calm down, calm down.

01:36Okay.

01:37I'm going to put you on to, I'm going to put you on to the, to the taxi driver.

01:40Okay?

01:41Um, what's your name, sir?

01:42My friend?

01:43Yeah.

01:43It's Ali.

01:44Ali.

01:44I'm going to put you, I'm going to put you on to Ali, and just keep your mind at ease,

01:48okay?

01:48Okay.

01:48My friend, it's not, excuse me, my friend, you don't need to shout things at me.

01:55I'm just driving this car, okay?

01:57Driving, driving is your girlfriends.

02:00I'm driving, I'm driving him to location, and my friend, okay.

02:05I'll give it back.

02:07He'll want it back to you.

02:08Was he, was he?

02:10I don't know.

02:10I think he has something wrong with the plane.

02:11Shh.

02:15Come the hell.

02:16Look, I'm not sending you my location.

02:19That is controlling and abusive for him.

02:22Controlling and abusive.

02:24What the actual hell, man?

02:26I am not the taxi driver.

02:28I mean, like, maybe, maybe I will now.

02:32Maybe I will now.

02:32Maybe you've just sent me into the...

02:34Ah, forever!

02:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

02:41I didn't, I didn't mean that.

02:42I didn't mean that.

02:43Actually, no.

02:44Screw you.

02:45I'm not sorry.

02:45I've done nothing wrong.

02:48I've done nothing wrong.

02:49I'm coming to your house, which actually, I don't want to see you anymore since this conversation.

02:56But, yeah, but my friend, if we're going to go back to our first destination, this is going to be double the rate.

03:02Don't, don't get, don't talk to my family.

03:04Don't talk to my family.

03:05What?

03:08You're going to ask my sister where I am.

03:10You're going to ask my mom where I am.

03:13Because you don't bloody believe me that I'm nine minutes away from your house in a taxi with a taxi driver called Ali that I'm not being.

03:19That's right, I am, I'm taxi driver.

03:21What more proof you want?

03:22This guy, man.

03:23Exactly.

03:24This guy, man.

03:25I...

03:25You can tell by my voice I'm driving taxi.

03:28Tell by your voice.

03:30What the f***?

03:31This guy, man.

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