Drunk Guy Starts Giving the Wildest Life Advice

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00:00Starfullah

00:06How are you?

00:08My friend, what are you doing? This is my car

00:10Perfect, perfect situation man

00:13Look, I had some beer and I had some wine before

00:17And I will tell you the truth man

00:19I love you already, I want to give you...

00:22I want to give you some advice

00:24Advice?

00:25Yes, about life, about...

00:27My friend, my advice for you is to not drink

00:29Are you married?

00:30Yes

00:31You are happy?

00:32Yes

00:33I don't think you are

00:35Nobody is happy man, nobody is happy

00:37You know Bob Marley?

00:39Bob Marley, yeah

00:40Bob Marley, who is...

00:42Do you know who Bob Marley?

00:44Don't worry about the thing

00:45No, not that one, not that one, let me...

00:50No woman, no cry

00:52That's the secret

00:54Okay

00:55So...

00:56What do you want me to...

00:58Are you sure you are married?

01:00I married, yeah

01:01I have children

01:02I have kids

01:03You have kids

01:04I have kids

01:05What a tragedy

01:06I have kids

01:07What a sad story

01:08Man

01:09Man, get rid of women

01:10Don't think about women

01:12And then what?

01:13What do you want me to go for?

01:14You want me to go for men?

01:15If you don't want to cry...

01:16Stop for Allah

01:17If you don't want to cry...

01:19A lot after...

01:21So...

01:22No woman, no cry

01:23That's the best

01:24That's the best

01:25Believe me

01:26Now you can...

01:28You know what you can do now

01:29They...

01:30They do the operation

01:31You can...

01:32You want...

01:33Right?

01:34Sorry, what?

01:35We are men

01:36You are men

01:37But...

01:38We all want...

01:39Yeah?

01:40Okay

01:41So that's all we want

01:42You can have your own...

01:43You can have your own pussy now

01:44You know?

01:45You do...

01:46You do an operation

01:47And you have also...

01:48You can f*** yourself

01:49You know?

01:50Or...

01:51If you don't want to do that

01:52Because it's...

01:53Not good

01:54My friend, I'm taxi driver

01:55You can...

01:56You can buy a doll

01:57Do you want a lift?

01:58Do you want a ride?

01:59The Japanese...

02:00They have now such a doll

02:01You...

02:02You can say they are real women

02:03You know?

02:04You can use a doll

02:07Or...

02:08My friend, what do you want?

02:10Do you want a ride?

02:11No...

02:12No...

02:13I just wanted to tell you this

02:14Okay...

02:15To give you advice

02:16Because I like you

02:18Yes, you are...

02:19Like a nice guy

02:20To me

02:21And that's why...

02:23Let me drink

02:24Would you like to have a drink?

02:25No...

02:26No...

02:27You don't drink?

02:28No...

02:29Okay...

02:30It's not good, my friend

02:31But this is...

02:32This is light

02:33It's not...

02:34It doesn't have alcohol

02:35It looks light

02:36You see?

02:37Okay...

02:38So what?

02:39You get drunk from this?

02:40No...

02:41I've told you...

02:42I had some wine

02:43I had about seven...

02:44I lost count

02:45I had about seven bottles of wine before

02:47Okay...

02:48My friend...

02:49What advice are you trying to give to me?

02:50I've just told you...

02:51No women...

02:52No cry men...

02:53No women...

02:54So what?

02:55You want me to go for men?

02:56You want me to go for men?

02:57No...

02:58This was not good, my friend

02:59No...

03:00If you want a drink...

03:01You can drink, okay...

03:02But not inside my car

03:03If you want to have men...

03:04You can have men...

03:05But not inside my car

03:06Okay...

03:07No...

03:08No...

03:09No...

03:10I...

03:11I'm just talking to you from outside...

03:13So...

03:14No women...

03:15Is the best...

03:16I'm not telling you...

03:17My friend...

03:18You have your belly out...

03:19I...

03:20I'm not telling you to go with men...

03:21No...

03:22No...

03:23But...

03:24I've told you about the operation...

03:25You can have your...

03:26Your own...

03:27But I don't want to have operation...

03:29You don't want...

03:30No...

03:31It's not expensive...

03:32You know...

03:33It's cheap now...

03:34Are you doing operation?

03:35No...

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