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00:01:12If you asked me just a week ago, I would have said this. There's two different ways to be gay.
00:01:17Option one, gay sex. With all the multiple moist pleasures squeezed from juicy exotic tastes, it was a lot of work and tons of cleanup. I mean, don't get me wrong, the fruit had his moments. But with gay sex, what a thousand times a year and counting, I was feeling, I was feeling independent.
00:01:38My name's Jean Jardine. And at 25, I'm looking for some sort of meaning to all this. Some romance. Someone to see me as, well, me. And not as some rich gay slut whore who gets everything he wants.
00:01:52But let's face it. What was the alternative? Some fairytale perfection called option number two. Gay love.
00:02:11It's John. I've got mommy here.
00:02:16Through the years, I kept trying to believe in this sort of storybook happy times. But deep down, I was always thinking that a typical one and only would just never be my thing.
00:02:31Seriously? I was having nightmares. Couples taking walks together down cute little sunshine streets. Houses in pastel. Two and a half dogs. I mean, really, it's just so not me.
00:02:46Like, what's happening to my sanity? Three boys, legal age, chasing me. Why the fuck would I run? I mean, how does anyone fall for just one guy?
00:02:55Like, even if you're straight, bi, curious, whatever. Don't we all just want to have fun? But I have to admit, with finding love and, you know, dating, I'd say it smacked me right in the face.
00:03:07No one knew I'd wanted it bad. But the it I wanted was nothing like what I expected.
00:03:12Jack! Jack! Jack!
00:03:14See?
00:03:15Jack!
00:03:15Portrait by gay love. Does this look happy to you? But how about this?
00:03:20That's it. That's it.
00:03:22You see, this was last week. That is this week. Last week, this week. Gay sex and gay love coming together. A miracle.
00:03:34Because just a week ago, this was me.
00:03:39Uh, John, your dad.
00:03:42Kiddo!
00:03:43What?
00:03:44There's time for work and there's time for titties. I'm not paying for money.
00:03:47Not on company time. And certainly not inside our building. Is that clear?
00:03:52Can we talk later?
00:03:55Michelle called. Someone broke into the kitchen. Destroyed the place by cooking. Break entering cook. Can you believe it?
00:04:02Think it was a competitor?
00:04:04No.
00:04:06Uh, yeah.
00:04:09Listen, look into it. I don't care if there's a dead animal under your desk. You're on payroll.
00:04:15Dad, I'm trying.
00:04:15Do you ever work?
00:04:16This morning, I was...
00:04:17We'll talk.
00:04:18When you have time.
00:04:23By the way, Vivian called. Can you believe it? After ten years, family reunion.
00:04:27Tomorrow. Lunch. At the restaurant.
00:04:32Your restaurant?
00:04:37Dad.
00:04:37Shit.
00:04:41Shit.
00:04:45Kitty?
00:04:46That animal?
00:04:48You like? Marco can make happen.
00:04:54What's happened here? It's like, Julia's child exploded.
00:04:58Oh, well, I'm going to...
00:05:01Hi.
00:05:08Monsieur?
00:05:09Is that your father?
00:05:10What's happened?
00:05:11I'm here.
00:05:15Yes.
00:05:15We did not touch anything for fear of the fingerprints.
00:05:19Uh-huh.
00:05:19Should we call the police?
00:05:20Whoa.
00:05:21No.
00:05:22It was me.
00:05:23I was here...
00:05:25earlier.
00:05:26There's a motivational workshop, and it said that you should try new things.
00:05:29So I thought, you know, why not try cooking?
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:31It's cool. I'll sign you guys up.
00:05:33Oh, absolutely.
00:05:34Oh, how exciting.
00:05:35How mind-expanding.
00:05:37Well, I, for one, cannot wait to see what you create.
00:05:44What, your private just being hand-washed?
00:05:46I don't have a private...
00:05:49Ha.
00:05:50Hmm.
00:05:54It's been a long time.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:58You haven't cooked before?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03Why would I?
00:06:04Right.
00:06:05Not a point.
00:06:06What, 16 restaurants now?
00:06:10You're trying to cook some sort of quail.
00:06:13Back to the basics works better sometimes.
00:06:15Reasons why certain flavors go well together.
00:06:18Isn't that boring?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20Apples.
00:06:22Monsieur Jardin?
00:06:23Yes.
00:06:25Welcome, Monsieur Jardin.
00:06:26You only want to try someone?
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:31All the world is different.
00:06:33Okay.
00:06:33Alright.
00:06:34Nice.
00:06:39Nice.
00:06:39Oh.
00:06:42Cut the chicken up pretty nice.
00:06:44Around the bone.
00:06:45Watch it.
00:06:46Okay?
00:06:47Seriously.
00:06:47Well, right.
00:06:48Get to the meat.
00:06:49Now.
00:06:50Wow.
00:07:03Colorful.
00:07:05Thanks.
00:07:05We're French cuisine.
00:07:07Of course, but I was thinking that we...
00:07:09You work here and you cook like that.
00:07:11You didn't know I work here and you didn't know I cook.
00:07:14Um, both.
00:07:15I've been with the company eight years.
00:07:17I started at Bistro in Denon, but just got promoted here.
00:07:22You didn't know?
00:07:23No.
00:07:24Excuse, uh...
00:07:26Uh, should I, uh...
00:07:28No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stay. Stay.
00:07:30What's-his-face here is just showing me some sort of tamboura, teriyaki,
00:07:36some sort of Asian thing.
00:07:38What is your name again?
00:07:40What?
00:07:40Your name.
00:07:41You're kidding.
00:07:43Buddy, come on.
00:07:44I mean, it's been, like, how long? I don't even remember...
00:07:47Oh, mother!
00:07:50What's-his-face?
00:07:53Jack.
00:07:54Jack.
00:07:55Why are you even here?
00:07:55What is this?
00:07:57You're showing me what you do.
00:07:58This, this, this is your, your flagship five-star restaurant, Johnny.
00:08:03You want to fool around?
00:08:04Go reach over in your other fucking kitchens.
00:08:06It's...
00:08:07I'm sorry.
00:08:11I'm...
00:08:12I'm sorry.
00:08:13I'm so so-
00:08:14Oh, here's the best line cook in town, monsieur.
00:08:18Please-
00:08:18You fire him!
00:08:20Do it!
00:08:21After he cleans!
00:08:22Oh, wow.
00:08:34That's worse than yesterday.
00:08:38Rick.
00:08:43You okay?
00:08:43I know what you want.
00:08:58Ten bucks for looking, stud.
00:09:01Yeah, no.
00:09:02Hey.
00:09:16Visitor John, sorry, I...
00:09:19Should I call security?
00:09:21We're good, Candace.
00:09:21Thanks.
00:09:24Do we have an appointment?
00:09:26Johnny.
00:09:26Come on, you can't fire me over the...
00:09:29Look, I'm sorry about the whole...
00:09:32You get your job back.
00:09:34Grab a club.
00:09:35Take a swing.
00:09:36Marco, two coffees.
00:09:41Hmm.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:46He's there for a reason, Jack.
00:09:48Right.
00:09:53Look, I know Jardines is French.
00:09:56But I've been cooking the same...
00:09:58But wonderfully successful cuisine for like eight years.
00:10:01Eight years?
00:10:05Right.
00:10:06People want to see fresh ideas.
00:10:08Local ingredients.
00:10:09I...
00:10:10I could really go for a career push, because next month I'm...
00:10:12No.
00:10:13What?
00:10:15I just hired you back, Jack.
00:10:17You make good coin.
00:10:18Great way to live.
00:10:19Don't think so much.
00:10:21All right.
00:10:23I'll wait for your dad, then.
00:10:24Was that a threat?
00:10:30People know you as a yes or no sometimes.
00:10:33Which is really great for business.
00:10:35But creatively...
00:10:36Marco.
00:10:36It's not...
00:10:36Massage?
00:10:38No, cream.
00:10:45He's been here for a week now.
00:10:46It's not rocket science.
00:10:48I don't want cream.
00:10:48You want better hours.
00:10:50I don't, right?
00:10:51No.
00:10:53Johnny, please.
00:10:54I'm going nuts.
00:10:55Carrots, tomatoes, zucchinis.
00:10:57Same stuff over and over again.
00:10:59It's boring.
00:11:01I'm begging you, please.
00:11:03Just take a look.
00:11:04New recipes.
00:11:06I need a life change, and I know you want to step out from your dad's shadow.
00:11:09Anyways, the thing is...
00:11:11You're not that good with the food.
00:11:12Good with the numbers, I think, but...
00:11:14Huh.
00:11:15That's why I'm here.
00:11:16I'm here to help.
00:11:30What the hell was that?
00:11:33What do you mean, what the hell was that?
00:11:35You kissed me.
00:11:36Well, I'm not attracted to you.
00:11:40I'm playing around, Jack.
00:11:42I'll think about it.
00:11:43What?
00:11:45The last 20 years?
00:11:49The recipes.
00:11:50I'll get back to you.
00:11:52But it might take me a while because I'm not that talented.
00:11:55Johnny, I mean...
00:11:57Right.
00:12:01Go for drinks, maybe?
00:12:02Tomorrow?
00:12:04Uh, uh...
00:12:05Yeah, drinks, uh...
00:12:08Tomorrow.
00:12:09I know you're a busy guy, so I'll leave you alone.
00:12:12Ayyuck!
00:12:14You crazy!
00:12:16This buy from Prada!
00:12:18Welcome to Marco Chao Experience!
00:12:42Marco, please.
00:12:43Hmm?
00:13:08Hmm...
00:13:09Hmm...
00:13:09Mmm.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Born rich, man.
00:13:17Sometimes they forget to touch people.
00:13:39Mmm.
00:13:42Get up.
00:13:43Marco, would you just stop?
00:13:44Would you move?
00:13:50Johnny, what happened?
00:13:52Shit.
00:13:53I gotta go.
00:13:54No.
00:13:56My sister is talking to mom and dad for the first time in like 10 years.
00:14:01No.
00:14:02Don't go.
00:14:03It's a big deal, Marco.
00:14:05Big deal right here.
00:14:06Just stop it.
00:14:07Don't touch me.
00:14:08Okay, okay.
00:14:10I stopped touch.
00:14:11Marco come with lunch?
00:14:13Stop.
00:14:14Would you just...
00:14:16Go...
00:14:17Home.
00:14:18Please.
00:14:19What?
00:14:20I'm sorry, you just...
00:14:23You're not right for the job.
00:14:25It's too much work to have to tell you what to do.
00:14:28You tell me anything.
00:14:30I can do.
00:14:31Your daddy, he not know you gay.
00:14:35You think you're the first genius to come up with that?
00:14:39Be gone by the time I get back.
00:14:42No one fuck but Marco Tao.
00:14:48Great to see you guys.
00:14:49Been looking forward to this luncheon.
00:14:51Us too, yes.
00:14:52You look gorgeous today, my dear.
00:14:54Thanks, dad.
00:14:55Good to see you.
00:14:56So, it's a nice little lunch.
00:14:59So.
00:15:00What?
00:15:03Hi.
00:15:04Hi.
00:15:05What happened to your head?
00:15:06Hello, sis.
00:15:08What's going on?
00:15:10How long's it been?
00:15:12A while.
00:15:15Dad?
00:15:17You told him?
00:15:18I thought it was a reunion.
00:15:19I thought he should come.
00:15:20As long as his schedule is permitted.
00:15:22Sweetie, would you?
00:15:23Come back later, please.
00:15:24Jack Gang.
00:15:25Are you that movie star from Hong Kong?
00:15:27No.
00:15:28He's our oriental neighbor from the old house.
00:15:30In Kitsilano.
00:15:31Asian, mom.
00:15:32He's Asian.
00:15:33He's not the buffet at the red chili Szechuan, sweetheart.
00:15:36He's an oriental person.
00:15:37No.
00:15:38He is...
00:15:40You tell him.
00:15:41No.
00:15:42Go right ahead.
00:15:43Hello?
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Guys.
00:15:46Um, this might seem a little, well, out of the blue, but, well, we're getting married.
00:15:56I beg your pardon?
00:15:58Who's getting married?
00:15:59Jack and I.
00:16:00We've been in love for a while, so it's...
00:16:02That's not out of the blue.
00:16:03You're completely out of your mind.
00:16:04You, you, you are not invited and may not speak.
00:16:08You say what you want all the time.
00:16:09You never think about anyone else.
00:16:10I don't want to hear it.
00:16:11Believe me, I'm thinking about you right now.
00:16:12We would love for you to come to the wedding.
00:16:14And I was thinking that you could offer him a, uh, promotion.
00:16:20A what?
00:16:21We would love to buy a house someday, so, you know.
00:16:25He works for us?
00:16:26Sorry, you work for us?
00:16:27Yes, sir.
00:16:28Um, since...
00:16:29He's a line cook.
00:16:30Here.
00:16:31Do you mind?
00:16:32Vivian.
00:16:33Yes.
00:16:34Mother.
00:16:35I am marrying a chef.
00:16:37A low-income kid who grew up in a duplex.
00:16:40God, Mom.
00:16:41You're a snob.
00:16:43A classist snob.
00:16:45Why do you think I ran away?
00:16:47Kiddo.
00:16:48Slow down now.
00:16:51Look.
00:16:52Mom, I'm, I'm happy to be here.
00:16:54You look beautiful.
00:16:56Listen to me.
00:16:57For years, I thought this oriental man kidnapped you.
00:16:59He's Asian, Mom.
00:17:00He's Asian.
00:17:01Worried all day and all night whether you were killed by a triad with a name I can't pronounce.
00:17:06And then, on a Friday, when you know I have my facials, you drop this on us.
00:17:10Stop it.
00:17:11What?
00:17:14We're meeting with Dr. Chevelle.
00:17:15Is that next week?
00:17:18Viv, you're delusional.
00:17:19Shut up.
00:17:20Thank me later.
00:17:23Mr. Jardine.
00:17:24Mom.
00:17:25Dad.
00:17:27I'm gay.
00:17:30What?
00:17:32You just have to make this about you, don't you?
00:17:34For the guests.
00:17:35You know what?
00:17:36I'm not keeping it down anymore.
00:17:37You know why?
00:17:39Because I'm gay.
00:17:41I have always been gay, and I always will be gay.
00:17:46There are gays everywhere, people.
00:17:49I mean, I live in Yaletown.
00:17:51Hello.
00:17:52It's the gayest place on earth.
00:17:53Just look at it.
00:17:54Get a hold of yourself.
00:17:55Johnny.
00:17:56It's not the 1900s anymore.
00:17:58No one cares.
00:17:59It's okay.
00:18:00Your mother ignores it, and I just humor you.
00:18:03You've always played this ladies man.
00:18:05That's why we never talked about it.
00:18:07But kiddo, you're as queer as they come.
00:18:09Please.
00:18:10Everyone knows.
00:18:11No, they don't.
00:18:13I know.
00:18:15No, duh.
00:18:16I slept with you.
00:18:17Not just him, Johnny.
00:18:18Facebook.
00:18:19Twitter.
00:18:21Everywhere.
00:18:22Here.
00:18:23Let me show you.
00:18:25Show of hands, please, everyone.
00:18:27You're all here at Jardine's today.
00:18:29You know who owns it?
00:18:31Excellent.
00:18:33Now, who here knew that John Jardine...
00:18:37that spoiled French kid who anglicized his name because he didn't like being called Gene like a girl?
00:18:43Who knew that John Jardine was gay?
00:18:48Everyone.
00:18:52Mystery solved.
00:18:53No one cares.
00:18:54Well, I do.
00:18:55It's your issue, honey, not his.
00:18:58Now, listen to me.
00:18:59Your preference for dangly bits aside, what should this really be about?
00:19:03What do you want?
00:19:04You know what?
00:19:06I need my own life.
00:19:10You and mom had everything laid out for me.
00:19:13And I mean, thank you for the leg up and all.
00:19:16But there has to be more to life than just gay bars and fine dining.
00:19:20I mean, that's all I do.
00:19:22And that's all people see.
00:19:23It's like I've got a goddamn Jean Jardine t-shirt on.
00:19:26And yet nobody knows anything about me.
00:19:28Solutions, kiddo.
00:19:30Quit masturbating on the problems.
00:19:31Let's eat.
00:19:32Renard.
00:19:34Masticating.
00:19:35Sorry, honey.
00:19:36Perrier and Lemon, and he will not be staying.
00:19:38Right away.
00:19:39Dad, I'm not done.
00:19:40We know that, Johnny.
00:19:43Go somewhere else.
00:19:44Figure it out.
00:19:45We're here for Vivian and Jack today.
00:19:48Forget the Perrier.
00:19:50Champagne.
00:19:53Be a good sir.
00:19:55Hmm.
00:19:57Credit cards, Johnny.
00:19:59Put them on the table.
00:20:01You want your own life?
00:20:03You can handle being fired.
00:20:10What?
00:20:11You heard me.
00:20:15Did he hear me?
00:20:16Don't be cruel.
00:20:18You know what?
00:20:19I can do better.
00:20:24Here.
00:20:26Take that.
00:20:27So.
00:20:28How long have you been with Jardines?
00:20:30Um.
00:20:31I recall a delightful...
00:20:33How is your mother?
00:20:35She's...
00:20:36She's well.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38Congratulations, Jack.
00:20:39Buddy.
00:20:40Good luck with the wedding.
00:20:41Well...
00:20:42I wonder what we'll have today.
00:20:55What would you like to start with?
00:20:57We hope to do this.
00:20:58You can smell it.
00:20:59It's amazing.
00:21:00It's amazing.
00:21:01I love your dog.
00:21:02You're nice.
00:21:03You're nice.
00:21:04You're nice.
00:21:05You're nice.
00:21:06You're nice.
00:21:07I know.
00:21:08You're nice.
00:21:09You're nice.
00:21:10You're nice.
00:21:11You're nice.
00:21:12You're nice to meet my dog.
00:21:16I know, no, I don't eat meat, I'm vegetarian, so you've got to do everything in the restaurant.
00:21:30We need to talk.
00:21:31Excuse me?
00:21:32Asparagus?
00:21:33I tell you people family secret.
00:21:36Great.
00:21:37Which one?
00:21:38John Giardine is gay!
00:21:43What?
00:21:47You not believe?
00:21:48Mr. Train, Kitty.
00:21:50Mr. Train?
00:21:51No, I'm from southern China, I fly.
00:21:53Train not come from China, go Canada.
00:21:56Weren't you under his desk?
00:21:57Honey.
00:21:58How about suing for sexual harassment?
00:22:00Yes, I can sue.
00:22:02No, no, no, silly.
00:22:04I'll give you a much better deal, trust me.
00:22:06Oh, thanks.
00:22:07Hey!
00:22:08What are you doing?
00:22:09That costs money.
00:22:10I'll pay for it, please.
00:22:11Don't fire me.
00:22:12He was eating garbage before.
00:22:13Wait.
00:22:14Can you still fire me?
00:22:15I could rat you out.
00:22:16Or, you could, you know, text me.
00:22:21We'll discuss your penance over dinner.
00:22:39I texted you all week, John Giardine.
00:22:42You never text back.
00:22:44Joe, come on.
00:22:46Not my name, John.
00:22:48G-F-Y.
00:22:52What kind of name's G-F-Y?
00:22:54Go fuck yourself.
00:22:55G-F-Y.
00:23:06What is this?
00:23:08Well, nicely plated.
00:23:10That's about it.
00:23:13You can start, Dad.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:17John.
00:23:18Can I talk to you?
00:23:19Uh, no.
00:23:20No, I'm talking to you.
00:23:22Why are you marrying Viv?
00:23:24We're best friends.
00:23:25I didn't even know you guys kept in touch.
00:23:27Your point?
00:23:28She's got emotional problems, Jack.
00:23:29She doesn't need marriage.
00:23:30You make shit up.
00:23:31I'm not.
00:23:32Look.
00:23:34You don't have to marry into the family
00:23:36to get your recipes looked at.
00:23:38Are you completely blind?
00:23:40We've been living together for forever.
00:23:42If you talked to her once in a while,
00:23:44you would have known-
00:23:45We have talked.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47All the time.
00:23:48Like, once a year.
00:23:49And you only talk about you.
00:23:51You are screwing with your life.
00:23:53Whatever.
00:23:54We're in our twenties.
00:23:55Party age.
00:23:57You can't tell me kissing me didn't mean anything.
00:24:00You looked like you needed it.
00:24:02You kissed me back.
00:24:03It was awesome.
00:24:05Really the best.
00:24:06I needed you to kiss me.
00:24:08Well, yeah.
00:24:09Lady Gaga fingering her fans.
00:24:11There, you see?
00:24:13Gaga reference.
00:24:14You can't be straight.
00:24:16No way.
00:24:17Who do you think you are?
00:24:18You now know me all of a sudden?
00:24:20Yesterday you blanked out my name.
00:24:22I love her.
00:24:24It's about commitment and family.
00:24:26Not sex.
00:24:27Marriage without sex.
00:24:29Vivienne have a say?
00:24:31You're a sex without marriage robot.
00:24:34What's the difference?
00:24:35Sex with-
00:24:36What is this?
00:24:37The 1950s?
00:24:38I need business advice.
00:24:39Last time I checked, you're out of a job.
00:24:41Plenty of time to read.
00:24:45Jack, I didn't throw this out the window.
00:24:47It was an accident.
00:24:48Whatever.
00:24:49No, not whatever.
00:24:50You keep having this delusion.
00:24:52I'm some heartless prick.
00:24:54I'm totally generous.
00:24:55I swear.
00:24:57I'm thinking partnership, John.
00:24:59Not charity.
00:25:02That's not what I meant.
00:25:03I'll read every word.
00:25:05I promise.
00:25:09Weren't you, like, having lunch?
00:25:14I went to the men's room.
00:25:18You owe me drinks.
00:25:19And dinner to talk about recipes.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:25Whatever.
00:25:32Afternoon, Mr. Jody.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:37Bruce?
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40Here.
00:25:43Alright.
00:25:45I'm Bruce.
00:25:48There's something wrong with the elevator.
00:25:49Oh, it's on strike again, eh?
00:25:50Maybe they want to raise.
00:25:51Because it's a...
00:25:52An elevator?
00:25:53Can I see your card, sir?
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:55Call me John.
00:25:56Sure.
00:25:57I didn't think of that.
00:25:58Yeah.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19Oh.
00:26:21Security.
00:26:24Yeah.
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:27Bye-bye.
00:26:31Can't let you in the building, sir.
00:26:34What?
00:26:35Sorry, sir.
00:26:36You're gonna have to deal with the office directly.
00:26:38Stop fooling around, Bruce.
00:26:39Just need to grab a few things.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:47It's an emergency.
00:26:48Hold on.
00:26:49Call me John.
00:26:50I told you.
00:26:51Right.
00:26:52Sir?
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:54Yes?
00:26:55My key card won't work and my phone's busted.
00:26:56Who's this?
00:26:57Dad.
00:26:58It's me.
00:26:59Dad.
00:27:00Dad.
00:27:01Dad.
00:27:02Dad.
00:27:03Dad.
00:27:04Dad.
00:27:05Dad.
00:27:06Dad.
00:27:07Dad.
00:27:08Dad.
00:27:09It's me.
00:27:10Dad.
00:27:11Dad.
00:27:12Dad.
00:27:13Dad.
00:27:14Dad.
00:27:15Dad.
00:27:39What?
00:27:40Dad.
00:27:41Dad.
00:27:42Dad.
00:27:43Dad.
00:27:44Dad.
00:27:45Dad.
00:27:46Dad.
00:27:47Dad.
00:27:48Dad.
00:27:49Yes?
00:27:50Ah.
00:27:51Hello!
00:27:52Get out.
00:27:53No.
00:27:54Now's Marco Chao home.
00:27:55Present from your daddy.
00:27:56He say you not come in.
00:27:57Marco!
00:27:58You're on a visa.
00:27:59You're ESL.
00:28:00You can't even work in this country.
00:28:01Let alone-
00:28:02That's my shirt.
00:28:03No?
00:28:04All right.
00:28:05I get it.
00:28:06Thank dad for the life lesson.
00:28:08Just-
00:28:09No no no no no.
00:28:10I am fast now.
00:28:11You should put out for me put in shut up and listen
00:28:16You're not that original. I walk around with dollar signs on my face. Just
00:28:22All right, you win today you can take the condo
00:28:28Let's go back to school, okay work on your English at least
00:28:36We twistering yet
00:28:38No, John think to success in life must improve English first. Oh
00:28:45It's not about English. It's
00:28:47Shouldn't you guys be at work?
00:28:49We're on a break
00:28:52Education is important Marco. Okay, lesson learned
00:28:56Why talk good when you look like you?
00:28:59Boxers or briefs? Don't remember
00:29:03briefs
00:29:05Brand
00:29:07Calvin's mmm, so last season
00:29:11Guys, come on. You know the same. It's what's inside that counts
00:29:16Embarrassing what? Bye guys
00:29:23Look a promotion just isn't my thing a lot more kitchen. I know
00:29:28You don't get your own restaurant just by working hard
00:29:30Do you know how much money it takes a million to start a business?
00:29:34That's why we need mom and dad
00:29:37You got talent Jack, but you can't just hide in your food. I'll work overtime
00:29:42Not the point
00:29:43Look I hear you being back with your family is not exactly creme brulee, but I appreciate it
00:29:49Good
00:29:50Good
00:29:51So where's John fit in?
00:29:53What?
00:29:54You talked to him today, right?
00:29:57Why what happened happened what happened what he's giving me advice
00:30:03You're lying you're doing that thing that you do when you're lying what thing you open your eyes really big
00:30:09Vivian, why would I lie? I don't know. Why would you?
00:30:12It's nothing. I saw my work last week
00:30:14Still lying
00:30:18I want to show my recipes to catch a break with Jim
00:30:20Okay, not lying, but hurtful
00:30:26It's not legitimate to ask your father-in-law who actually knows about food for a job
00:30:32You rather have some good-for-nothing playboy who pretends to be your boss. I don't think he's as bad as you think is
00:30:37Hey, dad
00:30:38Hey, Joey
00:30:40Heads up
00:30:42Sorry, we back early
00:30:44He not like high school musical
00:30:46But you lied
00:30:48Mom, she lied
00:30:50You said we'd watch basketball
00:30:52Singing about it isn't the same
00:30:54Ma, do you mind taking him inside? Vivian and I need to have a talk about why she thinks I'm having second doubts about our marriage
00:31:00Wrong
00:31:02I'm not the one thinking
00:31:04Grab the ball, Ollie
00:31:05Let's go
00:31:06What you mean marriage?
00:31:07Ma, I was gonna
00:31:08You get married, you not tell me
00:31:10This is good fortune, big news
00:31:12Ma, don't yell
00:31:13Ow
00:31:14I not yell, I ask
00:31:15You two have so many big secrets
00:31:18Why you not tell me that you have wedding?
00:31:26I need to ask
00:31:27Dinner? Crash for the night, maybe?
00:31:29I am sorry, Monsieur, strict orders
00:31:32You are no longer part of the family
00:31:35I know you like my condom
00:31:38Have a party, then
00:31:39Donuts
00:31:40Your father changed the locks, Monsieur
00:31:42These keys
00:31:43No longer work
00:31:44Is there anything else I should help?
00:31:46I sat a golfer once, had to happen to the moon
00:31:48Jack
00:31:50My dad left before I was born
00:31:51So I have no idea what he looks like
00:31:52Why do I care?
00:31:53I know
00:31:54Okay, listen
00:31:55John pushed me off the tree for when we were nine
00:31:56But we never talked about it because, well, he started ignoring me
00:31:57So I know
00:31:58John pushed me off the tree for when we were nine
00:31:59But we never talked about it because, well, he started ignoring me
00:32:00So whatever, I'm over it
00:32:01I'm over it
00:32:02What else do you want to do?
00:32:03Are you in love with him?
00:32:04Are you in love with him?
00:32:05I'm sorry
00:32:06I'm sorry
00:32:07I sat a golfer once, had to happen to the moon
00:32:08I'm sorry
00:32:09I sat a golfer once, had to happen to the moon
00:32:10Jack
00:32:11My dad left before I was born
00:32:12So I have no idea what he looks like
00:32:13Why do I care?
00:32:14I know
00:32:15Okay, listen
00:32:16John pushed me off the tree for when we were nine
00:32:18But we never talked about it because, well, he started ignoring me
00:32:19So whatever, I'm over it
00:32:20What else do you want to know?
00:32:21Are you in love with him?
00:32:22Jack
00:32:23Are you?
00:32:24Love's relative, yeah
00:32:25Who cares?
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I care
00:32:28I'm not in love with him
00:32:29Viv, I'm not in love with him
00:32:30Viv, I'm not in love with him
00:32:31Fine
00:32:32Sorry, you mind cooking for once, Viv?
00:32:33Thanks
00:32:34Thanks
00:33:02You deserve to suffer, but I can't stand anyone eating garbage
00:33:32Sorry about giving you a hard time today
00:33:37I might have deserved it
00:33:40Join me for that dinner now?
00:33:43Funeral or fashion?
00:33:47Performance artist
00:33:48Like what?
00:33:50Like a, like a mime?
00:33:51No, a beat point
00:33:53You're sitting me
00:33:54Why?
00:33:55That didn't take long
00:33:57Wait, I'm sorry
00:33:59That's great
00:34:01Good for you
00:34:02Don't patronize me, John
00:34:04I know you can't imagine any of us with a brain or a personality
00:34:07That's not true
00:34:08I just, I, we just, um
00:34:11We just never got around to it
00:34:13Yeah
00:34:14Second dates aren't your thing
00:34:18I'm sorry I didn't text back
00:34:20I'm sure you're really interesting
00:34:22Oh man
00:34:23Really interesting
00:34:24For an incredibly hot, really easy way to
00:34:26Man, you're such a dick
00:34:28Being hot doesn't exclude having a purpose, you know
00:34:32Yeah, I'm starting to get that
00:34:37You have a place to sleep tonight?
00:34:39And no, that's not a come on, I do mean sleep
00:34:42I have a couch
00:34:48I'll be fine
00:34:51Okay
00:34:52Well
00:34:54Good luck
00:34:58My name's Paul
00:34:59In case you were wondering, at all
00:35:02Try not to be such an asshole all the time
00:35:04See you around
00:35:05See you around
00:35:30Okay, you ready kiddo?
00:35:31Yep
00:35:33What's going on?
00:35:34Hi
00:35:36What?
00:35:38How do you know where we live?
00:35:40Your fiance works for us, remember?
00:35:44Hi
00:35:45Oliver
00:35:46I am your Uncle John
00:35:49We heard a lot about you
00:35:50Well, I'm sorry we didn't meet sooner
00:35:53What is going on?
00:35:54Mom's sick of Dad's c-
00:35:55Ollie!
00:35:58Viv!
00:35:59You told me that Ollie's dad was some...
00:36:04Really awesome dude from some really classy bar
00:36:07John!
00:36:08You know that Jack is Ollie's father?
00:36:11Please
00:36:12I'm not gonna tell you my secrets
00:36:14Everyone says I look like my dad
00:36:16Okay
00:36:17You do
00:36:19You have a dad
00:36:20Great!
00:36:22We're moving out, John
00:36:24Jack and I
00:36:25It's over
00:36:31He finally told you?
00:36:33Ollie
00:36:34Can you get a cab?
00:36:35But I have to go to the bathroom
00:36:36No, you just went
00:36:38But the doctor said whenever I want
00:36:39Ollie!
00:36:40Find a cab now!
00:36:41Oh
00:36:45Jack finally told me what?
00:36:47Why are you leaving again?
00:36:48Why are you here?
00:36:49Why are you here?
00:36:50I had to talk to Jack for a second
00:36:52Ollie, he's seeing a doctor
00:36:53Don't change the subject!
00:36:55You don't even know Jack
00:36:56Why are you here?
00:36:57I don't know
00:36:58I guess
00:37:00I came for you
00:37:01For you
00:37:02Because I am out on my ass
00:37:04And you are the only family still talking to me
00:37:07Barely, but still
00:37:11No, Viv?
00:37:12Yes, yes, you need a place to stay
00:37:14Jack needs someone to cook for
00:37:16Yeah
00:37:19Ollie!
00:37:21Wait!
00:37:23You're the only man Jack ever wanted
00:37:26There
00:37:28I said it
00:37:29Great
00:37:30Happy?
00:37:31What?
00:37:32Okay
00:37:33Viv!
00:37:34Viv!
00:37:35Okay, okay, okay
00:37:36Okay what?
00:37:37Hello!
00:37:39Kindergarten
00:37:40Middle school
00:37:41High school
00:37:42What about them?
00:37:43He ended up working for you
00:37:44So lots of people work for me, Viv
00:37:46You flip with your sister!
00:37:49Once upon a time
00:37:51Look, he's the father of your nephew, duh!
00:37:54He's been dancing around, arms flailing for like decades
00:37:57He just never had the balls to talk to you
00:38:00Not that you deserve any more adoration, but...
00:38:02That doesn't make any sense at all
00:38:03You got what?
00:38:04Five million friends online, Johnny
00:38:07I mean, who the hell can compete with that?
00:38:13You know, you could have told me
00:38:15Mom!
00:38:16Don't pee!
00:38:17No
00:38:18No
00:38:19Cause I
00:38:20Am not a match making fruit fly
00:38:22For once figure something out for yourself
00:38:24You don't deserve him, Johnny
00:38:41Ice cream in the freezer
00:38:42Don't eat the mint chip
00:38:45I love you, Johnny
00:38:47For some reason I do
00:38:48And Jack is family too now, okay?
00:38:50My family
00:38:54Treat him like caviar
00:39:20Wasks
00:39:25Money
00:39:26I never want
00:39:27The love
00:39:32The love
00:39:33Push
00:39:35Who
00:39:37Through
00:39:38I
00:39:39No
00:39:41I
00:39:42That
00:39:43That
00:39:45I
00:39:46Should
00:39:47Who
00:39:48Who
00:39:49Oh, my God.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:40:27Hello?
00:40:29Ah!
00:40:31You've never seen a naked man before?
00:40:46What the hell?
00:40:47What is this?
00:40:49What is with the apples, Jack?
00:40:54Viv and Ollie just left.
00:40:56They said I could crash here.
00:40:57So as long as you don't kill me in the middle of the night, I'll take the couch.
00:41:01They're gone, Jack.
00:41:02They moved out.
00:41:05You should talk to her.
00:41:10Get out!
00:41:11What?
00:41:12Get out.
00:41:13Right now.
00:41:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:41:15Remember fifth grade when I had a wedgie?
00:41:17You helped.
00:41:18I can't do stuff for you people anymore.
00:41:20If you can't afford to pay me, why should I work?
00:41:22You people are saying-
00:41:23Tall people.
00:41:24Funny!
00:41:25You say I make good coin?
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Don't pay your employees, John.
00:41:29I live in a box.
00:41:30Well, you see, this is it.
00:41:32And it's half my freaking salary.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36I'm sorry.
00:41:37I guess I didn't-
00:41:38I didn't mean-
00:41:41For now, I'll do your dishes.
00:41:43Did you look at my proposal?
00:41:51I'm sorry I ate your ice cream.
00:41:53Get out!
00:41:54Jack!
00:41:55Jack, I'll find it tomorrow.
00:41:57I'll read it tomorrow.
00:41:58Then we can have a meeting after.
00:42:00We are not having a meeting.
00:42:01Here's a recap.
00:42:02The family that I've been building Future 4 just left.
00:42:07Get out and let me cry over it!
00:42:08Jack, at least let me get my clothes!
00:42:10No!
00:42:11My underwear, then, mate!
00:42:12Jack!
00:42:13Jack!
00:42:14Jack!
00:42:17I didn't know Ollie was your kid, Jack.
00:42:20I would've been more subtle about the whole marriage thing.
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:26Eat your underwear, you piece of shit!
00:42:29I'm sorry.
00:42:37I want you to get it.
00:42:39I saw nothing.
00:42:40I saw it.
00:42:42ABBI
00:42:45I saw it.
00:42:46Yeah!
00:42:47I can't do it.
00:42:48I saw it.
00:42:49I saw it.
00:42:50I saw it.
00:42:51I was just like, a place of cake.
00:42:52I saw it!
00:42:53I saw it.
00:42:54I was sure it looked like it was something.
00:42:55I saw it.
00:42:56I saw it.
00:42:57I saw it.
00:42:58I saw it.
00:42:59I saw it.
00:43:00Oh, hey, sir.
00:43:30Sorry, we lock up after hours.
00:43:33Are you at the gym?
00:43:34No, not tonight.
00:43:36Egg roll?
00:43:37No, I'm fine.
00:43:38Have you seen a red folder?
00:43:40What?
00:43:42This?
00:43:42Oh, thank God.
00:43:43Oh, whoops, sorry.
00:43:44I thought that was trash.
00:43:45Recycling came by, took the pages out about an hour ago.
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:51Gotcha.
00:43:54Wow, sense of humor, eh?
00:43:58Sorry, sir, if I could...
00:44:00John, you have this look of guilt every time you come here.
00:44:04You gotta just eat, sleep, work, and play, you know, relax a bit.
00:44:08Like your dad, he's great with that.
00:44:10Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it a thing.
00:44:13It's Bruce, right?
00:44:14I've been here for like five years, man.
00:44:16Yeah, I know.
00:44:19It's a thing I have.
00:44:21Oh, wow, you on meds?
00:44:23I'm sorry.
00:44:24No, I mean, I have trouble remembering names.
00:44:28It's Bruce.
00:44:29Bruce Weber.
00:44:30Like the photographer?
00:44:33He's one of the best male gay nude...
00:44:35Wow.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:36Yeah, never mind.
00:44:39Look, was I out of line?
00:44:41You know, with the whole gay guilt, the guilt thing?
00:44:44No, no.
00:44:47I appreciate it, Bruce.
00:44:50Good eye.
00:44:53Eyes.
00:44:54I think I'm gonna go.
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:00How often do you eat Chinese?
00:45:04It was on special.
00:45:05Oh, boy, you know?
00:45:12Wow, we keep telling you, you don't need to buy so much stuff.
00:45:14Ah, cheat, cheat.
00:45:16No worries.
00:45:18Buy more, big discount.
00:45:20Can I eat so many?
00:45:22Thanks.
00:45:24I come here also.
00:45:27Because I want to tell you the story of your father.
00:45:29I don't think I can handle it right now.
00:45:31He's not Batman.
00:45:33Your father.
00:45:35Actually, he's not even a man.
00:45:37Wait, wait, what are you...
00:45:38Jack, put the fish in the bottom, not in the freezer.
00:45:41Must eat flash.
00:45:42Wait, what do you mean he's not even a man?
00:45:43Fish, fridge, now.
00:45:46I'm getting flashes.
00:45:47I'm coming out from the zoo.
00:45:49You mind finishing your story?
00:45:50Not from zoo, from jar.
00:45:541983, Beijing University.
00:45:57First time test tube experiment.
00:45:59They asked a volunteer to put sperm from refrigerator into my...
00:46:03Whoa.
00:46:04I'll tell you this now.
00:46:08Because I see you married for wrong reason.
00:46:12You choose your own family.
00:46:14You don't have to be same like everyone else.
00:46:18Hey, um, I read your proposal.
00:46:21And aside from some spelling, Mrs. Kang.
00:46:23Hi.
00:46:25Uh, who are you?
00:46:26Your neighbor.
00:46:27From before.
00:46:29Oh, uh, John Jardine.
00:46:34Okay.
00:46:35I go.
00:46:36Ma, uh, you don't even...
00:46:38You're coming tomorrow, huh?
00:46:38If I'm not buying a dress for wedding, I spend money on vacation.
00:46:43Bye-bye.
00:46:43Bye.
00:46:49That explains you in a nutshell.
00:46:52You brought my towel back.
00:46:54Thanks.
00:46:54Jack, I'm here to brainstorm.
00:46:57I'm not in the mood.
00:46:58I've got a great idea.
00:46:59John, I'm not in the mood.
00:47:01My personal life just swooshed down the toilet.
00:47:03Well, we can talk personal because I listen.
00:47:06Here.
00:47:08You know, up until the other day, I didn't even know you were into me.
00:47:12What have you got?
00:47:13Cucumbers?
00:47:14Zucchini?
00:47:15I have some cyanide.
00:47:17Some Drano underneath the sink.
00:47:19You want some of that?
00:47:20Mmm, hot.
00:47:21My mom just told me I'm artificially incendiary.
00:47:23Oh, you're making me wet.
00:47:32I'm a communist lab experiment.
00:47:34Practically inhuman.
00:47:35It's, uh, why I'm not attracted to you at all.
00:47:40Yeah, I know.
00:47:40What's to like?
00:47:42Oops.
00:47:43You're wasting my food.
00:47:45Mmm.
00:47:53You saw Grunge Buckets without me.
00:47:57That band from Surrey?
00:47:58You took Davin McGee.
00:48:00That swizzle stick wench.
00:48:03We were best friends.
00:48:05You don't remember, do you?
00:48:07The concert?
00:48:08Jack, that was like 10 years ago.
00:48:10You think you can do whatever you want because you're rich?
00:48:12And famous?
00:48:13And beautiful?
00:48:14And perfect?
00:48:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:16Well, wake up.
00:48:17Because no one gives a crap about you but you.
00:48:20If you think all that, then why did you want to partner up with me?
00:48:23Because you're rich and beautiful and famous and, well, you're not perfect, but you always had this thing for the unknown.
00:48:35Passion for it.
00:48:36It's a small part of you that isn't wrapped up in entitlement.
00:48:39I see glimpses of it sometimes, when you're not scared shitless trying to prove to everyone else what you are.
00:48:47I see glimpses of it.
00:48:48I don't know if I'm fantasizing, but seeing you for you turns you on somehow.
00:49:03Well, you should really stick around.
00:49:08So you know there's a lot of westernized Chinese restaurants?
00:49:12Hmm, I'm scared.
00:49:18This is 24-hour greasy crap.
00:49:20So instead of gentrifying Chinese food, as we've seen for decades, why not make western food Asian?
00:49:31I mean, I'm not talking food truck fusion here.
00:49:35I mean taking local staples, Chinese style, like dim sum steamers and sliders with Peking duck instead of hamburgers.
00:49:45And what you showed me, dragon, apple, quail.
00:49:48Huh?
00:49:49You had it all along.
00:49:51It's Asian flair.
00:49:52It's screaming to come out.
00:49:54You live in North America, yeah, but you're Chinese.
00:49:58So why hide?
00:50:03That's awesome.
00:50:06Can you cook anything?
00:50:08Grilled cheese?
00:50:10I can work with that.
00:50:15That was so good.
00:50:41I think, I think.
00:50:41You know, it's not working.
00:50:44It's not working.
00:50:46Mm-hmm.
00:50:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:56Oh, dear.
00:50:57Let's go.
00:51:27Fall of Rome. Right here and right now. Plebes. You're destroying everything with your tolerance. Wow.
00:51:36You're mixing metaphors with melodrama. You're mixing me caring with me being late for Pilates.
00:51:41What? Are you for real?
00:51:43Vivian, you listen to me or you get out of this house.
00:51:48I have a say in that.
00:51:49You have a child, Vivian. What's wrong with you? You either get Jack to marry you now or you tell Jack to take a hike.
00:51:59Men respond to task. Women respond to feelings.
00:52:03Mom, what does that mean?
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:06Dr. Chevelle.
00:52:07Who the hell is Dr. Chevelle?
00:52:08Heck, Vivian. Heck.
00:52:10Mom, give me a break.
00:52:12Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. All of you. What happened to this family?
00:52:20Can we run away again?
00:52:21Yes. You deal with this.
00:52:24Your opinion would matter more, Monique, if they put voting booths in your spa.
00:52:28Dad.
00:52:29It's not personal. She's still dealing with having you as a teenager. She'll be fine.
00:52:35Can I please just...
00:52:37Go, P.
00:52:43Dad.
00:52:43Oh, I can't believe it's over.
00:52:49Poor Ollie.
00:52:52I mean, somewhere in my heart I knew.
00:52:56Jack was always so fascinated with any details that included Johnny.
00:53:02I was just, you know, when I was pregnant and Jack was willing.
00:53:09I don't know. Something happened. I just suddenly wanted a real family.
00:53:12Don't make regrets for yourself, Vivian.
00:53:16Oliver's a great kid.
00:53:27No more wedding, kiddo.
00:53:29You can't force things the other way around.
00:53:32We're all crazy, aren't we?
00:53:34So help us.
00:53:35Stop complicating. Simplify.
00:53:38Life's tough enough.
00:53:39Although, with John and Jack, we may need something different.
00:53:44They're both going to fight it for all it's worth.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:49Maybe drama would work better for them.
00:53:54And also, we should have a little fun in life, don't you think?
00:53:57You deserve a little revenge.
00:54:02I have a secret weapon.
00:54:05And she's crazy.
00:54:10Why? Hello?
00:54:12Angela, how are you?
00:54:15Excellent, thank you.
00:54:16Bheta.
00:54:17The sexy dreams in your hand
00:54:31Keep you lying in bed
00:54:33Push the world away
00:54:36Hiding under your covers
00:54:39The dream don't got to stop
00:54:41Even after you wake up
00:54:44Your love don't got to knock over, baby, you feel my cup
00:54:48Baby, I'm gonna do all the little things that you want me to
00:54:54Cause I love, I love you, and my heart's multiplying, I'm flying
00:54:59You are rubber and I am good, but I gotta say, baby, I'll stick to you
00:55:04Cause I can't get enough, cause baby, you, baby, you feel my cup
00:55:11Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
00:55:41Chad and Michael Potty, you come?
00:55:52Marco, it's John's mother
00:55:54What? What you want?
00:55:56I need you to stop John
00:55:58So you want me to give John massage now?
00:56:01Marco, listen, if the wedding goes as planned, keep John away from us, can you do it?
00:56:06Okay, okay, so now you want me to find John, stop wedding, and then massage?
00:56:15Well, whatever
00:56:15Just make sure John doesn't come near the wedding
00:56:18Okay, I-
00:56:20Find John, I stop him
00:56:22Call you back
00:56:24Why are you so mean?
00:56:28You know what a shrink is, Oliver?
00:56:30Five minutes, sit
00:56:31A hundred calories, huh?
00:56:35Start young
00:56:35A shrink is a doctor
00:56:39A doctor who told me to let your mother run
00:56:42This feels funny
00:56:44Now listen up
00:56:46And I'm only gonna be saying this once
00:56:48You hate me
00:56:49No, no, I happen to like you a lot
00:56:51But I can't let anyone else know that
00:56:53Do you understand?
00:56:56Your mother would have had too much pressure if she stayed
00:56:59And I wanted a grandchild
00:57:00And you are it
00:57:02So you couldn't just tell her?
00:57:04I had my own excrement to deal with
00:57:07Understand?
00:57:09Your dad's side
00:57:10Your other family
00:57:12Left a lot to be desired
00:57:14I should say leaves
00:57:16Leaves a lot to be desired
00:57:19But what about Uncle John?
00:57:21Can't he have babies too?
00:57:24Well, that's a different conversation
00:57:25About the birds and the-
00:57:28Bees?
00:57:28No, birds
00:57:30No, we'll talk more tomorrow
00:57:32Don't test me
00:57:35Johnny?
00:57:52Johnny?
00:58:02Johnny?
00:58:06John?
00:58:12John, this-
00:58:13This isn't-
00:58:14Marco, what are you doing?
00:58:34Stop following me
00:58:35Your mommy want you happy
00:58:36You texted me
00:58:46I think I owe you one
00:58:48Promise
00:58:49I...
00:58:51Stole it from your restaurant
00:58:54I help you with your box
00:58:56If you help me with my mask
00:58:57They're a porn star
00:59:01Teaching you English
00:59:02Man, I can carry my own groceries
00:59:05Peace
00:59:06I'll be right back to you
00:59:06Peace
00:59:07I'll be right back to you
00:59:08Peace
00:59:08I feel like you
00:59:24I'll be right back to you
00:59:28Jardines is Jardines, kiddo. Nothing Asian about it.
00:59:42It's not about changing the company, sir. I was thinking a subsidiary.
00:59:46Are you marrying Vivian?
00:59:47Don't think I can, sir.
00:59:48You could.
00:59:49But I won't.
00:59:50You should.
00:59:52A four-bedroom in Stevedon.
00:59:57Here's my advice.
00:59:58The man that has come between you and Vivian, he's a pickle next to a burger.
01:00:04Whether you eat him or not, he's just a garnish. Nothing to do with the main meal.
01:00:07Can we talk about real food?
01:00:09Vivian loves you. And as I recall, she hates pickles.
01:00:12Please, Vivian's not...
01:00:13Welcome to the family. Take the house. Forget the recipes. I'll promote you to the office.
01:00:20Office? But I'm a chef. Wait, no. I can't keep this. Mr. Jardine...
01:00:27I'm thinking Asian restaurants serving Western food. Old-school Hong Kong, I know, but it's high-end.
01:00:33Dim sum sheet.
01:00:33Casual fine dining. Chinese-style French cuisine fusion.
01:00:38Cocoa ban. Rice. Noodles.
01:00:40I've got like a thousand recipes in my head.
01:00:42All right, Jack. All right.
01:00:45Cater the wedding. Show me what you can do.
01:00:47Wait, what?
01:00:48We'll talk subsidiary later.
01:00:51Candace.
01:00:51Yes, Mr. Jardine.
01:00:52Get me a quote on wedding planners, guest list invitations for tomorrow, noon.
01:00:57Uh, tomorrow's not going to be enough.
01:00:59Who's the wedding for, sir?
01:01:00Vivian and this Jack gang. And, uh, make sure the team draws up a prenup.
01:01:07Right away.
01:01:08Meet Vivian. Three o'clock. Jardine's. And stop scrooging, young man. Buy her some flowers.
01:01:16Hi.
01:01:31Thanks for the flowers.
01:01:33Can you bring the bottle?
01:01:35Right on.
01:01:38Brini.
01:01:41Sign.
01:01:42There.
01:01:44Why'd you run?
01:01:46It's what I do.
01:01:47You sure you want to do this?
01:01:49Cold feet. You had yours and I had mine.
01:01:51Yeah, but...
01:01:52What are you getting out of this?
01:01:54A family.
01:01:57A feeling.
01:01:58We'll always have our family.
01:01:59Me, you, and Ollie will always be related.
01:02:02He's not yours.
01:02:09Olive is not your son.
01:02:11Excuse me.
01:02:12What?
01:02:13Totally not related.
01:02:14Where's your, um...
01:02:17What's your wine?
01:02:18What?
01:02:19Uh, I'm looking for a waiter.
01:02:20I'm looking for a cleaver.
01:02:22Jack.
01:02:23Don't jack me.
01:02:25I watch soap operas.
01:02:26You gotta be kidding.
01:02:27Yeah.
01:02:28You were drunk that night, too.
01:02:30But there was someone else.
01:02:31Some loser party crasher from the Burbs.
01:02:36Who was Burnaby?
01:02:37I was, what, 19, 20?
01:02:39Okay, 21.
01:02:40I panicked.
01:02:42We were friends.
01:02:43You happened to be Chinese, too, and I needed you.
01:02:47Um, Ollie doesn't know.
01:02:50Probably don't want to weird him out with that stuff right now.
01:02:53What the hell, Viv?
01:02:53I feel sick.
01:02:58Okay.
01:02:59Okay, Jack.
01:03:00Calm down.
01:03:02Calm down.
01:03:04Totally kidding.
01:03:07What?
01:03:08I was testing you to see if this was about Ollie.
01:03:14But, no, he's, uh, he's definitely yours.
01:03:17Actually, maybe.
01:03:20Uh, not sure.
01:03:22Don't know.
01:03:23I was drunk, too.
01:03:25Um, so how do you feel?
01:03:28Oh, huh.
01:03:29Jack.
01:03:30Hello.
01:03:31Hello.
01:03:31Welcome to Jardine.
01:03:48Enjoy.
01:03:52Look, I had to know whether it was just about Ollie.
01:03:55Okay?
01:03:55Doing it for the kid.
01:03:57No more guilt.
01:03:58We gotta do this one clean.
01:04:00Jack.
01:04:02It's like we said, right?
01:04:04My parents, they're old school.
01:04:06I mean, the prenup, the marriage, the contrast, and the paperwork.
01:04:11We're gonna have fun together.
01:04:14Their wedding's gonna be awesome.
01:04:18Times, you want to twist off.
01:04:21Look, I'm sorry that I lied.
01:04:23About, um, lying.
01:04:25I wanted to know, are you running towards something you want?
01:04:30Mm-hmm.
01:04:31Jack?
01:04:32Or are you just running?
01:04:35Either way, I'm here.
01:04:38Jack.
01:04:39Don't do this because you're scared.
01:04:41Oh.
01:04:44I'm not scared.
01:04:46Not the wedding.
01:04:48It's getting married...
01:04:50to you.
01:04:51That's freaking me out.
01:04:55Can I have some?
01:05:13Father, you need a clear eye.
01:05:15What?
01:05:16What are you doing?
01:05:17You don't like, I take off now.
01:05:19Oh, my God, no, no, leave it on.
01:05:24Hey.
01:05:26He carried my groceries.
01:05:28I save his parsnip.
01:05:29Peeled.
01:05:30You peeled my parsnip.
01:05:31There's no S in parsnip.
01:05:33Jack.
01:05:34I don't care.
01:05:36Do whatever.
01:05:37I'm getting married.
01:05:39Your dad said yes to the recipes.
01:05:41He's partnering up with me.
01:05:43I'm not sure you're in on the thing.
01:05:45Who designs this crap?
01:05:47Can you not be passive-aggressive?
01:05:49I want happy ever after, John.
01:05:51I give happy ending all time.
01:05:53Marco!
01:05:53You want commitment?
01:05:55I mean, we just had sex for the first time.
01:05:57John, you slut.
01:05:58Marco, get out.
01:06:00I just say chill.
01:06:01Get out.
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:03Get out.
01:06:04Fine.
01:06:05You ever heard of dating?
01:06:07Yes, I have.
01:06:08And nothing is happening here.
01:06:09Where were you this morning?
01:06:11Downtown.
01:06:11You've left.
01:06:14You didn't even stay for coffee.
01:06:15I would have considered that a date.
01:06:17You don't have any beans.
01:06:17They're in the freezer.
01:06:22I am sending movers.
01:06:24Jack!
01:06:26You keep demonizing me because of your own insecurities.
01:06:30I went to the restaurant to get ingredients for us.
01:06:34Because all you have is Chinese stuff and we needed the basics.
01:06:37Look, for the first time, I'm actually feeling something.
01:06:41I'm building something.
01:06:42You don't get it, do you?
01:06:43I can't get something that you're not saying.
01:06:45I can't share a kitchen with you.
01:06:47I know you work hard.
01:06:49Not my point.
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:53You've got good taste.
01:06:55Spent money on your palate.
01:06:57Traveling.
01:06:57Eating.
01:06:58You have no clue how it feels to slice the tomato when it's raw.
01:07:06As opposed to boiled or baked.
01:07:10How that translates to how it sits on a plate or in a bowl or in a Bloody Mary even.
01:07:15Okay, so tomatoes have feelings.
01:07:17The way people drink.
01:07:19Eat.
01:07:20The communion.
01:07:20How the tomato feels on the inside when it becomes a part of our bodies.
01:07:29Until you see all that, you...
01:07:30You can't respect, appreciate even, what a kitchen, what my kitchen has to offer.
01:07:39Ingredients aren't just things you stuffed your face with, John.
01:07:43We're alive.
01:07:45We have feelings.
01:07:4620 years.
01:07:57I was obsessed.
01:08:00Pretty much in love with you.
01:08:03I thought maybe you cared.
01:08:05But you just didn't know how to show it.
01:08:07I care, Jack.
01:08:09I'm here, aren't I?
01:08:11You challenge me.
01:08:13You throw shit at me.
01:08:14You fight back.
01:08:15You're different and cool.
01:08:17And I don't want to be different and cool.
01:08:18I don't want to throw shit back anymore.
01:08:20I want love back.
01:08:24You're going through some life change.
01:08:27Trying to find meaning.
01:08:28Like...
01:08:30Correcting the spelling mistakes and the recipes for cooking.
01:08:34Do you even see what you do?
01:08:40You should find what you're looking for first, John.
01:08:42And maybe one day you can text me.
01:08:47You'll be married to my sister!
01:08:50Dreamstick sacrifices.
01:08:52And I'm not going to give that up on what?
01:08:55A one-night stand?
01:08:59By the way, you can't say parsnips with an S.
01:09:05There is a plural.
01:09:07Surprised you didn't know that.
01:09:08Why so serious, John?
01:09:16You peel me?
01:09:18Do you offer anything else, Marco?
01:09:20Ever?
01:09:21You want scissors?
01:09:22No!
01:09:23I don't want scissors!
01:09:25Fine!
01:09:26I see myself!
01:09:27Is he real with himself?
01:09:33Ever?
01:09:34He tried to make life better.
01:09:36He have good heart.
01:09:38Well, maybe that's the problem.
01:09:41Hey!
01:09:41Don't move!
01:09:44Why you not take him to Garage Bucket?
01:09:47It's Grunge Buckets.
01:09:48And honestly, I didn't even know he was into music back then.
01:09:53He liked music because you like music.
01:09:56Friendship like that sometimes.
01:09:58But also, when he was young, I poor.
01:10:00He could not afford.
01:10:02Shit.
01:10:04Come, I finished.
01:10:05Look!
01:10:06Wow!
01:10:14Nice.
01:10:16It's not always about you.
01:10:20You know, back in Homeland when I was young, very miserable.
01:10:26Heart not peaceful.
01:10:27So, I tried to be like other women, have baby.
01:10:33Then, I make new home, have son.
01:10:36Now, I'm happy.
01:10:38Today, it's different.
01:10:40You love who you love, but you live life any way you want.
01:10:44No one force you.
01:10:46But two people must talk.
01:10:48Sometimes three people must talk.
01:10:49But always, you must create your own life.
01:10:53Yeah!
01:10:55Viv!
01:10:56Viv!
01:10:57No!
01:11:07Viv!
01:11:08Viv, don't do it!
01:11:10Guys, come on!
01:11:13I know you can hear me!
01:11:15Dad!
01:11:16Dad!
01:11:17Mom!
01:11:19Let me in!
01:11:20Dad!
01:11:21Yes?
01:11:21Will you stop fooling around, please?
01:11:24I just want to come home.
01:11:24Monique, honey!
01:11:25Can you turn that thing off?
01:11:30Where's the button?
01:11:30It's the one that says O-F-F!
01:11:34Look, I don't know what else to do.
01:11:35You left yesterday.
01:11:35Yeah.
01:11:36But all I got is this expensive taste you gave me.
01:11:37I don't know what else to do.
01:11:39I don't know what else to do.
01:11:40I don't know what else to do.
01:11:42I don't know what else to do.
01:11:44I don't know what else to do.
01:11:48I don't know what else to do.
01:11:49You left yesterday.
01:11:50Where's the button?
01:11:52It's the one that says O-F-F.
01:11:54Look, I don't know what else to do.
01:11:56You left yesterday.
01:11:59Yeah, but all I got is this expensive taste you gave me.
01:12:06I don't have any skills, assets, any real friends even.
01:12:13All I do is criticize everything and...
01:12:16Listen to yourself.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Gratitude, kiddo.
01:12:20John, that's all we ask.
01:12:27Well, you worked your ass off...
01:12:29I know.
01:12:31I'm grateful, Dad.
01:12:33You never think about the future, kid.
01:12:36Maybe it's because you're gay.
01:12:40That's offensive, you know.
01:12:42I'm talking about you, that's all.
01:12:45Whether you end up marrying or having a kid, no matter.
01:12:47You've never thought about paying it forward.
01:12:53It's not healthy, son, to just feel good all the time.
01:12:56You've got to give to get.
01:13:07The wedding's tomorrow.
01:13:10Jack said it's mother's.
01:13:12Do what you will.
01:13:13It is your life, after all.
01:13:17It is your life, after all.
01:13:17It is your life, after all.
01:13:21You have to go, man.
01:13:22It is your life, after all.
01:13:23I'm okay.
01:13:25But it is my life.
01:13:26It is your life.
01:13:26You have to go.
01:13:26You have to go.
01:13:27Jacky, sorry.
01:13:57There's no one here!
01:14:03I've made it in my mind, John.
01:14:04I know.
01:14:06You're not invited.
01:14:08We'll have you to dinner at the house sometime.
01:14:10It'd be nice for Oliver to know his uncle.
01:14:14Alright.
01:14:17I can't believe this.
01:14:18If you're here to judge me on my choices, get out.
01:14:22I love Vivian. She is my best friend.
01:14:24That's who you marry.
01:14:26Just pretend for a minute that we're both straight, okay?
01:14:31I know that that is a reach, but work with me.
01:14:34And I'm your good buddy, giving you advice on your whole big straight dream wedding night before type thing.
01:14:43You don't marry your best friend, Jack. That is settling.
01:14:47Don't settle. It won't last.
01:14:48She's also the mother of my son.
01:14:50Yes, and she's been there for the last ten years without marriage.
01:14:53And what, are you the expert on straight marriage now too?
01:14:55Okay, I get that it can't be all about me, okay?
01:14:59I have heard you all loud and clear, so please, even if we never kiss again, even if it's not about me and you, let it be about you.
01:15:07This is my dream.
01:15:08Bullshit!
01:15:09I have had great sex with you.
01:15:13I don't believe for one minute that this is your dream.
01:15:17I mean, the house and the burbs, maybe.
01:15:20The sun is a done deal.
01:15:22The restaurant, absolutely.
01:15:24Absolutely.
01:15:25And you're not in that picture!
01:15:26I know!
01:15:27Not me!
01:15:28But someone who loves you!
01:15:30Not friend style, Jack!
01:15:33Not friend style!
01:15:36Do it all, Jack.
01:15:38But do it with someone who loves you the way you deserve to be loved.
01:15:43You can't stuff your true self in this box to make other people happy!
01:15:48And do it and pretend it's required to achieve your goals!
01:15:51Your mom said it to me earlier.
01:15:54Now, you live life any way you want.
01:15:59She loves you and she doesn't want this for you either.
01:16:03So do it your own way, Jack.
01:16:06You are beautiful and talented and perfect.
01:16:12I know I blew it.
01:16:15So, I am so sorry that it took me so long to figure it out.
01:16:22So don't do it for me.
01:16:24Do it for you.
01:16:26The real you.
01:16:28Okay?
01:16:29The real dream.
01:16:31The one you can't tell anybody about.
01:16:34The one I glimpsed the other day.
01:16:37Do it for yourself, Jack.
01:16:40Please.
01:16:43Bye, Johnny.
01:16:47It's your cell phone.
01:17:13These were supposed to be outside 20 minutes ago.
01:17:17Do you mind bringing them out?
01:17:18Yes, sir.
01:17:19Don't pitch your day job.
01:17:20Stop eating them.
01:17:22You're in the weeds.
01:17:23I'm hungry!
01:17:24It's amazing, boss.
01:17:26What are you talking about?
01:17:28We have costume for you.
01:17:34You like?
01:17:37Hand cut.
01:17:40Good.
01:17:41Good.
01:17:42What?
01:17:43No!
01:17:44Okay, I'll handcuff, John.
01:17:45Hand cut.
01:17:46No!
01:17:47I love you!
01:17:48John!
01:17:49John!
01:17:50Where's uncle John?
01:17:53Where's Uncle John?
01:17:56Why can't you marry him?
01:17:58You're stupid when you talk about him.
01:17:59Hey.
01:18:00You're stupid, too, when you don't.
01:18:01You learn one day, Ollie.
01:18:02You can't be stupid all the time.
01:18:09Whoa.
01:18:12Necky!
01:18:14Come on!
01:18:23You can come on, Ollie.
01:18:25You're crazy.
01:18:26You're Star Wars.
01:18:28What is the place?
01:18:30Want this last walk isn't yours.
01:18:33I'm a double-player.
01:18:35I mean..
01:18:36You hate that 1897.
01:18:37I'll have to pass,otera.
01:18:38You didn't easy.
01:18:39You might have to like time 60 years.
01:18:41Because you're full of that journey...
01:18:42Where's Uncle John?
01:18:43We got a beautiful journey.
01:18:45We got your trmarks...
01:18:48You didn't have to?
01:18:49When I was there like-
01:18:52We are gathered here today.
01:19:05Whoa.
01:19:06What?
01:19:11Jack.
01:19:13We're starting, okay?
01:19:16We're gathered here today
01:19:19to join this
01:19:21couple
01:19:22in holy matrimony.
01:19:33Help me!
01:19:36Help me!
01:20:21Jack! Don't do it! No! Oh, no!
01:20:34Oh! Oh! It's out of the way!
01:20:37Keep going.
01:20:38Jack!
01:20:38Jack!
01:20:40Jack!
01:20:42Jack, what else do you need?
01:20:44He's everything you ever wanted and he's here.
01:20:47He's stopping your wedding.
01:20:48Jack!
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:54Part of the plan!
01:20:56What plan?
01:20:57Mom, it's okay.
01:20:58No plan, no plan!
01:20:59Just don't worry about it.
01:21:01Excuse me.
01:21:02Johnny, no, please!
01:21:04Mom, I am in love.
01:21:06Let it go.
01:21:07No!
01:21:08No, Johnny, please!
01:21:09Don't worry!
01:21:11Jack.
01:21:11No, that was the icing.
01:21:25No house in the barbs.
01:21:27That's all I ask.
01:21:30We're moving in now?
01:21:32But we just had sex for the first time.
01:21:34What?
01:21:43He did text me.
01:21:50Grunge buckets.
01:21:52Final run.
01:21:532002.
01:21:54Freeze-dried apples for when you get mad at me.
01:22:02And stickers for all the crap you go through at work.
01:22:09Don't get too grateful, though.
01:22:11It's partly selfish.
01:22:12We're starting a partnership, right?
01:22:15Right.
01:22:16And I might be falling in love with you.
01:22:21But brace yourself.
01:22:23Because I'm probably pretty bad at it.
01:22:26Would I sign up?
01:22:27Right here.
01:22:30Right here.
01:22:34Yeah.
01:22:40Dad.
01:22:41Sir.
01:22:42I...
01:22:42You okay with me, uh, working again?
01:22:46I was thinking I could help Jack out.
01:22:48It's called dating, Johnny.
01:22:50No.
01:22:51No, not just that.
01:22:52I...
01:22:52I think Jack can head a restaurant.
01:22:55And I can be there for him.
01:22:58Front of house.
01:23:00For us.
01:23:03As long as he's cooking.
01:23:11Vivian, when I had my wedding, we aren't sure.
01:23:15Oh, Mom.
01:23:16You know, Dad wanted this.
01:23:18Besides you, everyone's fine.
01:23:20Right, Ollie?
01:23:21Enjoy the show?
01:23:22Mm-hmm.
01:23:23Mm-hmm.
01:23:25Mom, pass the cake.
01:23:28Mom!
01:23:30Mom, that's disgusting!
01:23:31What's happening?
01:24:01Um, everyone, thank you.
01:24:25To John Applejack!
01:24:27To John Applejack!
01:24:29Cheers!
01:25:29I reach my arms out to you.
01:25:35And in these hands I lift my heart up for you.
01:25:47And all this time I've waited.
01:25:59I've waited just to see the face of the one who brings love to my soul.
01:26:15Of the one who brings love to my soul.
01:26:31I want to be real, I want you to feel the cry of my heart for you.
01:26:49I want to receive all that you have for me.
01:26:57You're the cry of my heart.
01:27:03And all this time I thought that I could fly.
01:27:15And all this time I thought that I could do it on my own.
01:27:27And all this time I've waited.
01:27:39I've waited for someone to bring love to my soul.
01:27:53For someone to bring love to my soul.
01:28:07For someone to bring love to my soul.
01:28:09I want to be real, I want to be real.
01:28:11I want to be real.
01:28:13I want to be real.
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