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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30We are born
00:00:42Life's too short
00:01:00Life's too short
00:01:08Morning
00:01:10Sofa
00:01:14Bathroom's over there
00:01:16Thanks
00:01:22Morning
00:01:24Morning
00:01:26Rent on Monday
00:01:28I'm like 75
00:01:30But I can pay one of you guys back after my shift tomorrow
00:01:36Let's go
00:01:38I have like half
00:01:44Well Mr. Dro doesn't take installments bud
00:01:46It's not my fault the government legalized it
00:01:48What about those like 3,000 facebook posts you made demanding legalization
00:01:52I was young and politically naive
00:01:54Alright well you need a new gig
00:01:56And you need to borrow rent
00:01:58Today
00:02:00Can I borrow 250?
00:02:02What's your story?
00:02:04Clinic wouldn't refill my prescription
00:02:06Alright so selling pot and Adderall isn't paying the bills boys
00:02:10We got two days or we're fucked
00:02:12Is that a sale?
00:02:14Kinder
00:02:16Who is it?
00:02:18Claudia from my modern class
00:02:20Oh
00:02:22Great party
00:02:24See ya
00:02:26Bye Randa
00:02:28Bye Randa
00:02:30You're blaming us for a bad economy
00:02:32You don't have enough either
00:02:34Dude I'm working four jobs
00:02:36Under the table my visa expired eight months ago
00:02:38You guys are born here
00:02:40You can literally work wherever you want
00:02:42I'll marry you for citizenship if you pay my share of rent for a year
00:02:46I'm just trying to help
00:02:48Alright
00:02:50Just have your share of the rent by Monday
00:02:52Or we're gonna be homeless
00:02:54Thank you very much
00:02:56We're gonna be homeless
00:02:57Thank you very much
00:03:12Thank you
00:03:14The pleasure was
00:03:16All yours
00:03:18I noticed
00:03:20Is there uh
00:03:22Anything else I can do for you?
00:03:24You're sweet
00:03:26I'm just distracted
00:03:28I thought getting fucked would help
00:03:30Heartache?
00:03:32Financial woes
00:03:34I'm gonna be homeless tomorrow
00:03:36You lost your job
00:03:38Pretty much
00:03:40How do you afford this place?
00:03:42I have a generous daddy
00:03:44You messing with me?
00:03:46No
00:03:50I downloaded one of those apps
00:03:52I didn't think I knew anyone with a rich daddy
00:03:54Go to picture?
00:04:04That's daddy?
00:04:06Whenever I pictured a rich daddy
00:04:08I always imagined like
00:04:10Nine year olds with walkers
00:04:12And a close husband
00:04:14Anybody can be rich
00:04:16So does he give you money?
00:04:18Like an allowance?
00:04:22Three
00:04:24How do you need two fifty?
00:04:26Three thousand
00:04:27Three thousand?
00:04:28A month?
00:04:30Mm-hmm
00:04:31Fuck you
00:04:32Fuck you
00:04:33How often do you see him?
00:04:35Once, maybe twice a week
00:04:37Dinners and whatnot
00:04:39He buys you dinner
00:04:40And sometimes he makes it too
00:04:42Hmm
00:04:43So it's like a set date
00:04:44It's our deal
00:04:46Fridays and special occasions
00:04:47Hmm
00:04:50He'll pay us your tuition
00:04:51He does
00:05:04Hello?
00:05:05Mom?
00:05:06Hi bud
00:05:07Hi
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:09Just calling to say I love you?
00:05:11I guess
00:05:12What's wrong?
00:05:13Nothing's wrong
00:05:14I just
00:05:15Haven't talked to you in a couple of days
00:05:17Oh
00:05:18Larry's just getting home
00:05:19Oh
00:05:20Is he?
00:05:21No
00:05:22Okay
00:05:23Say hi to Larry for me
00:05:25I will
00:05:26We're having sunflower hibiscus soup
00:05:28I made it
00:05:29Mom?
00:05:30Hmm?
00:05:31I love you
00:05:33Okay, what is wrong?
00:05:34No
00:05:35Nothing's wrong
00:05:36Well, thank you very much
00:05:38Okay
00:05:39Or I should put dinner on the table
00:05:41Okay
00:05:42I love you
00:05:43Bye
00:05:44I love you too
00:05:45Bye honey
00:05:46Bye
00:05:47Bye
00:06:08Bye
00:06:09Bye
00:06:10Bye
00:06:11Uh buddy?
00:06:12Just bud
00:06:13Early
00:06:14Am I?
00:06:15I thought we said nine
00:06:17No, my name's Earl
00:06:19My friends call me early
00:06:21Oh
00:06:22Come on in
00:06:32Bye dear
00:06:33Bye dear
00:06:34Have a seat
00:06:45So
00:06:46What are you looking for?
00:06:47Specifically
00:06:50Sex
00:06:52Regular sex
00:06:53How much sex?
00:06:54Uh
00:06:55Two times a week
00:06:56But it doesn't just have to be sex
00:06:57We could go out
00:06:58Where would we go?
00:06:59A movie
00:07:00Whatever
00:07:01A park
00:07:02Okay
00:07:03Maybe
00:07:04And you said
00:07:05$1500 a month?
00:07:06Or it can be
00:07:07I'd say $300 every time you see me
00:07:09Like a transactional basis
00:07:13I'm sorry
00:07:14I didn't mean to insult you
00:07:15It's just
00:07:16I don't want to give you $1500 and you take off and I never see you again
00:07:18I wouldn't do that to you
00:07:19You're nice
00:07:20No, I wouldn't have thought of it
00:07:21You could call the police
00:07:22But I wouldn't, would I?
00:07:23I haven't done this before
00:07:25Which part?
00:07:26Getting paid for it
00:07:27Okay
00:07:28Hey there
00:07:29Bye dear
00:07:30Bye dear
00:07:31Bye, dear
00:07:32Bye dear
00:07:33See you
00:07:34Bye dear
00:07:35Uh
00:07:37Hi
00:07:38I don't want to do that
00:07:39But if you want to give me $1500 and you take off and I never see you again
00:07:41I wouldn't do that to you
00:07:42You're nice
00:07:43No
00:07:44I wouldn't have thought of it
00:07:45You could call the police
00:07:46But I wouldn't, would I?
00:07:48I haven't done this before
00:07:49Which part?
00:07:50Getting paid for it
00:07:51Okay
00:07:52You never
00:07:53here's five hundred dollars this is for you okay and you don't have to do anything because i don't
00:08:08think of you as a prostitute okay it's not what this is all about however if you like to stay
00:08:14maybe we could uh watch tv and snuggle
00:08:20that was fun thank you bye
00:08:50i got you
00:09:15where'd you get it from my sugar daddy what like for real sugar daddy really euphemistic sugar daddy
00:09:33he's real please don't tell me you sold your ass for our rent money i put this ass through dance
00:09:40class four days a week for nine years and now it's gonna start paying dividends whose dividends
00:09:45it's gonna start paying me back return on my investment never mind i can't believe you did
00:09:54this i was doing it anyway literally yeah it's just you being a slut now you're a sugar baby
00:09:59is the name for you well that's classy can i be one a what a baby we pretty much are you gotta be
00:10:10kidding me man what he will literally fuck anything with a vagina why not capitalize on his only skill
00:10:17i think i think i'd be pretty good at it give me your phone hey stop it
00:10:22what's your password six nine four you
00:10:27download it take off your show
00:10:31okay height five seven six one wait
00:11:01i enjoy culture art and sport i'm seeking help paying my tuition
00:11:13med school tuition
00:11:16i'm open to fulfilling your
00:11:22desires
00:11:24hit me up and let me know what sort of arrangement you are looking for
00:11:30seeking sugar mama
00:11:34negotiable
00:11:38there you go surf around see what turns your crank
00:11:51uh
00:12:02i'm
00:12:03i'm
00:12:03i'm
00:12:05One more time, all the way through, six, reach seven, eight, one, release two, shoulder
00:12:28three, under four, a five, down six, a seven, head eight, and a one, two, three, four, back
00:12:39five, and six, slice, slice, head eight, reach one, two, spiral three, four, long next button,
00:12:48Clark, chin up, six, seven, and a eight, relax.
00:12:55Hard to keep your chin up staring at each other's asses.
00:13:00Do you want to grab a coffee?
00:13:03I have a thing.
00:13:05Maybe another time.
00:13:14Any luck?
00:13:16The sugar mommy?
00:13:17No.
00:13:18I was talking to one lady who's a doctor, but I think she figured out that I'm not really
00:13:23in med school.
00:13:25You think?
00:13:26I don't really know what I'm going to do.
00:13:28Sorry.
00:13:29I thought it would be easier.
00:13:32Maybe I should turn on the daddy finder, too.
00:13:35You would do that?
00:13:37Gay for pay?
00:13:39Why not?
00:13:40If I'd known you'd go gay for pay, I would've paid you to blow me during midterms.
00:13:44Ugh.
00:13:45So much easier than leaving the house.
00:13:46Well, I don't really think that you could afford me.
00:13:49Ugh.
00:13:50I like this attitude.
00:13:54Okay.
00:13:55Let's turn on the daddy finder.
00:13:57Oh.
00:14:14Dr. Love?
00:14:15Uh, it's Tab.
00:14:20I'm Benny.
00:14:21Nice to meet you.
00:14:22So, you're in med school?
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:24Well, I was.
00:14:25I'm kind of taking some time off.
00:14:26Ah.
00:14:27Hmph.
00:14:28Couldn't really afford it.
00:14:29But you want to go back?
00:14:30I'm exploring my options.
00:14:31Like?
00:14:32Like?
00:14:33Do you have any other interests?
00:14:36No.
00:14:37No.
00:14:38No.
00:14:39No.
00:14:40No.
00:14:41No.
00:14:42No.
00:14:43No.
00:14:44No.
00:14:45No.
00:14:46No.
00:14:47No.
00:14:48No.
00:14:49No.
00:14:50No.
00:14:51No.
00:14:52No.
00:14:53I might be your personal trainer.
00:14:54No.
00:14:55Well, that's a good job, too.
00:14:56You're very fit.
00:14:57I'll work out everyday.
00:14:58I could see that.
00:14:59So, what do you do?
00:15:02Copyright law.
00:15:03Cool.
00:15:07So, what do you do?
00:15:11Copyright law.
00:15:13Cool.
00:15:21So...
00:15:25Wanna buy me some new sneakers?
00:15:37You bought new shoes?
00:15:41My friend bought them for me.
00:15:45My daddy!
00:15:47You sold your ass for shoes?
00:15:49I didn't do anything.
00:15:51We just went shoe shopping.
00:15:53You just went shoe shopping?
00:15:55Yeah. That was our date.
00:15:57We met...
00:15:59and went shopping.
00:16:01So we just bought you $300 shoes for nothing?
00:16:05He was nice.
00:16:07How's this gonna help you pay the rent?
00:16:09Oh, I put him on Craigslist.
00:16:11I got someone coming here to buy him.
00:16:13So you can pay the rent?
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17How long were you with this guy?
00:16:19About an hour and a bit.
00:16:23Okay.
00:16:25Hope you know what you're doing.
00:16:27I totally don't.
00:16:29Well, gotta get ready.
00:16:31Gotta go to...
00:16:33work.
00:16:35Alright.
00:16:37See ya.
00:16:47Do you think I could get an advance on Friday's check?
00:16:49It's the first day of the month tomorrow.
00:16:51It's, uh, Mike?
00:16:53Uh, Mickey?
00:16:55Mickey, I can't do it for you, or I'd have to do it for everybody.
00:16:57And, uh, your conversion rate is bad.
00:17:01I mean, crap.
00:17:02We're not making any sales in your referrals.
00:17:04Uh, no.
00:17:05They're good referrals.
00:17:07Like, nobody's saying no to me.
00:17:09Either you don't understand no when you hear it,
00:17:11or they remember how to say no when they talk to the salesperson.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:15Well, maybe that's the salesperson.
00:17:20Mickey, are you high when you're making your calls?
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:28Billy, I, uh, I got fired from the call center.
00:17:31I gotta return some of this product.
00:17:34I haven't moved any in, like, two weeks.
00:17:36Nobody wants to buy an energy drink that they've never heard of.
00:17:41I need my money back.
00:17:43Alright, if you spent it already,
00:17:45you can just sell it to someone else.
00:17:47Allowed by who? What?
00:17:53Alright, fuck you, Billy.
00:17:55Goddamn.
00:17:59Yeah, sure.
00:18:00Great.
00:18:01Be right back with the change.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:27They didn't tip you?
00:18:2980 cents.
00:18:30Oh, Mickey.
00:18:45It's garbage day tomorrow.
00:18:47I'll take it to the end of the driveway on where we are.
00:18:51Do you think you'll have these walls finished by Sunday?
00:18:56I've got company coming.
00:18:57Sure.
00:19:03What's wrong?
00:19:07My roommates suck.
00:19:09Literally, for cash.
00:19:11Meanwhile, I'm working four jobs,
00:19:12and I'm the one who can't pay rent.
00:19:15Three jobs.
00:19:17I got fired this morning.
00:19:20Are your roommates escorts?
00:19:22No.
00:19:23No.
00:19:24They found themselves sugar daddies to pay their bills.
00:19:27All they have to do is get laid and party,
00:19:29and I'm stuck working 11 hours a day
00:19:31with two hours of driving in between.
00:19:34And I'm just...
00:19:36I don't know, I'm just frustrated.
00:19:39I'll pay you double to do the job naked.
00:19:41I'll pay you double to do the job naked.
00:19:51Pay me today?
00:19:53Sure.
00:19:54If I get excited, it doesn't mean shit.
00:19:55Of course not.
00:19:56If I get excited, it doesn't mean shit.
00:19:57If I get excited, it doesn't mean shit.
00:19:58Of course not.
00:19:59Just another tool in your toolkit.
00:20:00If I get excited, it doesn't mean shit.
00:20:16Of course not.
00:20:18Just another tool in your tool kit.
00:20:48Show me how to use this app.
00:21:18Show me how to use this app.
00:21:48Show me how to use this app.
00:22:18Show me how to use this app.
00:22:48Show me how to use this app.
00:22:50Show me how to use this app.
00:22:54Just distracted.
00:22:55No.
00:22:56Tuitions too.
00:22:58You think it's better to take out crippling student loans or max out my credit cards?
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11I love Chinese food.
00:23:13I love you.
00:23:14I love you.
00:23:15What?
00:23:16I love you.
00:23:17I love you.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23I love you.
00:23:24I love you.
00:23:25I love you.
00:23:26I love you.
00:23:27I love you.
00:23:28You don't have to say anything.
00:23:32I mean, all I mean is that in a general sense, you're awesome.
00:23:39You're rad.
00:23:40You're rad.
00:23:41You're lit.
00:23:42Usually.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:44Shut up and fuck me.
00:23:50So he said that he loves you right in the middle of sex.
00:23:57That's like psychosomatic.
00:23:58Well, my dad used to say that guys would have to say I love you in order to get sex.
00:24:04So I guess it's like a mental association between having sex and saying I love you.
00:24:05For all people.
00:24:06Science explains everything.
00:24:07Hmm.
00:24:08How many times have you seen this guy?
00:24:09Three and a half.
00:24:10Mm-hmm.
00:24:11Mm-hmm.
00:24:12Mm-hmm.
00:24:13Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:16Mm-hmm.
00:24:17Mm-hmm.
00:24:18Mm-hmm.
00:24:19Mm-hmm.
00:24:20Mm-hmm.
00:24:21Mm-hmm.
00:24:22Mm-hmm.
00:24:23Mm-hmm.
00:24:24Mm-hmm.
00:24:25Mm-hmm.
00:24:26Mm-hmm.
00:24:27Mm-hmm.
00:24:28Mm-hmm.
00:24:29Mm-hmm.
00:24:30Mm-hmm.
00:24:31Mm-hmm.
00:24:32Mm-hmm.
00:24:33Half?
00:24:34Mm-hmm.
00:24:35Half?
00:24:36He dropped me off a new iPhone, so I blew him in his car.
00:24:40No wonder he loves you.
00:24:42Well, what are you gonna do?
00:24:44I don't know.
00:24:45Maybe he won't say it again.
00:24:47Mm-mm.
00:24:48No.
00:24:49It's like a can of pop.
00:24:50Once you open it, you gotta drink it or it loses all its fizz.
00:24:53You're saying my relationship is gonna go flat if I don't say I love you back?
00:24:57Every time.
00:24:58Then I don't know.
00:25:00I don't wanna lead him on.
00:25:01I would just say it.
00:25:03You don't have to mean it.
00:25:04You just break up with him whenever you want.
00:25:07It's not a relationship.
00:25:09It's an arrangement.
00:25:10I feel like you crossed the line.
00:25:12How about you?
00:25:14Any, uh, cherry juice on the back of those pants?
00:25:17I haven't popped my cherry, thank you very much.
00:25:20He bought you shoes, a computer, a week's worth of clothes, and you haven't put out?
00:25:25No.
00:25:26Dude.
00:25:27I'm not ready.
00:25:28How's he doing with all that?
00:25:32He's cool.
00:25:33He just likes my company.
00:25:34He just values you as a conversationalist.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37Then how's your search for daddy going?
00:25:38I've got an overdue power bill.
00:25:39I have got a different thing going on.
00:25:40I've got some handyman work to do right now.
00:25:42Plus, I'm late.
00:25:43I gotta go to work cause I don't want us to get evicted and I don't want myself to get
00:25:46deported.
00:25:47I don't wanna work.
00:25:48I wanna be high and party and fuck and dance.
00:25:49Wait a minute.
00:25:50But you're a foreigner?
00:25:51You know I'm Canadian.
00:25:52It's not where Alaska is.
00:25:53It's not where Alaska is.
00:25:54It's not where Alaska is.
00:26:18So Alaska is not part of Canada.
00:26:48Sutter
00:26:50Up until the next step
00:26:52and make it dark
00:26:54so I'll use it
00:26:56and set it up
00:26:58so I'll get put
00:27:00and cast it
00:27:02so that I can never
00:27:04make it
00:27:06I can't
00:27:08see
00:27:10they're the only
00:27:12so
00:27:14I can't
00:27:16Mr. O'Malley?
00:27:31Mr. O'Malley?
00:27:42We're gonna go fight.
00:27:49Who are you?
00:27:58I'm so sorry. I was just putting these up for you.
00:28:00Why are you naked?
00:28:03I'm going to work after this at a different job.
00:28:06I didn't want to get my clothes dirty.
00:28:08No one was home.
00:28:09I didn't think anyone would see me. I'm sorry.
00:28:11Where's my husband?
00:28:13Are you Miss O'Malley?
00:28:14I'm Mickey.
00:28:15Mr. O'Malley hired me to put these up for you
00:28:17about a week, maybe 10 days ago.
00:28:19Hey.
00:28:21You wanted to study?
00:28:31I've wanted this a long time.
00:28:35Should I get dressed?
00:28:41Suit yourself.
00:29:02Seven and eight.
00:29:04Peak gain, one.
00:29:05Two, spiral, three.
00:29:07Four, jump, five.
00:29:09Six, contraction, seven.
00:29:11Chasse, eight.
00:29:12On the pay, one.
00:29:13Two, but don't rush.
00:29:15Three, plie, four.
00:29:17Spiral, five.
00:29:18Six, walk, seven.
00:29:20Eight, and a one.
00:29:22That's it, Clark.
00:29:23Two, three, four.
00:29:26Five, six, seven, eight.
00:29:30On the pay, one.
00:29:32One.
00:29:33Two.
00:29:34Uh, three.
00:29:35Big plie, four.
00:29:36Spiral, five.
00:29:37Six.
00:29:38Walk, seven.
00:29:39Eight.
00:29:40Hold there.
00:29:43All right, relax.
00:29:44Let's switch lines.
00:29:50From the top.
00:29:51And one.
00:29:52One.
00:29:56Wanna grab a burger?
00:29:57Do you really think this relationship is ready for a lunch?
00:30:01We only had sex once.
00:30:03It's just a burger.
00:30:04Hmm.
00:30:05I do crave meat.
00:30:07Well, I got fired from my handyman gig.
00:30:21What did you do?
00:30:23The husband and wife had some conflicting ideas.
00:30:26So you're down to just two jobs.
00:30:29One.
00:30:30You've given up on your energy drink pyramid scheme?
00:30:33Dude, we gotta have a party just to give all that shit away.
00:30:36Look, do you have a card?
00:30:39I can call you anytime I need work done at the condo.
00:30:42His daddy pays for his condo.
00:30:44You can just reach me through bud.
00:30:46Oh, well, guess that means you have to give me your digits then.
00:30:52Smooth.
00:30:53All right, I better get back to work, otherwise I'll have zero jobs.
00:30:59Leave me a fucking tip.
00:31:01You are my roommate and friend.
00:31:03I wouldn't insult you by paying me like a servant.
00:31:05Fuck you.
00:31:06Leave me a fucking tip.
00:31:11So classless.
00:31:12I'll give a tip.
00:31:19So, do you want to come back to my place?
00:31:21I feel like we're becoming more friends than booty calls.
00:31:24Uh, we could be both.
00:31:25I'm not looking for this.
00:31:27In my life.
00:31:28Right now.
00:31:29This?
00:31:30This.
00:31:31Hot.
00:31:32Handsome.
00:31:33Struggling artist.
00:31:34Jacking up.
00:31:35Living on love situation.
00:31:36I'm just working out some other shit right now.
00:31:37Other priorities.
00:31:38Sounds serious.
00:31:39I'm in the same boat.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:41I just need to get my boat seaworthy before I sink.
00:31:44Okay?
00:31:45See you in class.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:47See you in class.
00:31:48I'm in the same boat.
00:31:49I'm in the same boat.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:51I just need to get my boat seaworthy before I sink.
00:31:55Okay?
00:31:56See you in class.
00:31:58Everybody wants a serious relationship with me today.
00:32:19I just want someone who's going to use me sexually and pay me off.
00:32:24Well, what are you going to do?
00:32:25I'm going to look for a better deal.
00:32:27I mean, I will put up with a lot, but not with an old man telling me he loves me.
00:32:32Even my grandfather doesn't get away with that shit.
00:32:35I might too.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Look for a better deal.
00:32:38Who has a better deal than you?
00:32:40All you have to do is sit there and look pretty and he buys you whatever you ask him to.
00:32:44Yeah, but I've seen him like five times.
00:32:46You should start with someone new.
00:32:49Mmm.
00:32:50This guy wants to meet.
00:33:01Is that your plan?
00:33:02To just string each one along with no sex for as long as you can and then jump to the next one and never put out?
00:33:07Do you think it'll work?
00:33:11I don't know.
00:33:12I've never not had sex on the first date.
00:33:15I don't think I could handle all that listening.
00:33:17Mmm.
00:33:18I'm really good at listening.
00:33:21You have attention deficit and you sold all your ADD drugs at a Flo Rida concert.
00:33:26Yeah, but I look like I'm listening.
00:33:29Well, I wouldn't dump your sugar daddy until you found a new one.
00:33:33Don't count your chickens.
00:33:35The chickens.
00:33:36The chickens.
00:33:37The chickens.
00:34:05The chickens.
00:34:21I'm Paul.
00:34:22Tab.
00:34:25Pretty cute, Tab.
00:34:28Thanks.
00:34:29Can I get you a glass of water?
00:34:30Uh, sure.
00:34:35Thanks.
00:34:54Well, let's see.
00:34:58Let's see what?
00:35:00You.
00:35:01See the goods you're selling and I'm buying.
00:35:05Take your shirt off.
00:35:07Oh.
00:35:12You're a gym bunny.
00:35:14I'm not a bunny.
00:35:16Keep going.
00:35:18Where?
00:35:20Pants.
00:35:24Do you want to go grab dinner or something?
00:35:27It's four o'clock.
00:35:30We could go shopping.
00:35:33I don't really have time to go shopping.
00:35:35I work at 6.30.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:39I have time for you to suck my dick.
00:35:41No.
00:35:42I don't even know you.
00:35:46That's why you're here, right?
00:35:48To have sex?
00:35:49No.
00:35:50Not just like that.
00:35:53Oh.
00:35:57That's fine.
00:35:58We could just hang out.
00:36:00Cool.
00:36:01I'm not going to give you any money though, right?
00:36:03Like, I already have friends.
00:36:05I don't have to pay anyone to hang out with me.
00:36:07I know.
00:36:10Have you done this before?
00:36:12Yeah.
00:36:13So, you know how it works.
00:36:14You know what sugar is?
00:36:16Presents.
00:36:19It means you give me sex and I give you presents.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:24So...
00:36:30So do you want to suck my dick so you can get paid?
00:36:33No.
00:36:40I'm just going to go.
00:36:42Go ahead.
00:37:03Go ahead.
00:37:13So, I was thinking we could start pulling tips.
00:37:15Fuck.
00:37:17Sorry.
00:37:20Sarah, you make the most tips out of everyone here.
00:37:23Yeah, I know.
00:37:26You'd lose money.
00:37:27Yeah, I get it.
00:37:28Look, you work just as hard as I do.
00:37:31Okay, you could work on your flirt game a little.
00:37:35But they're never going to let you wear a miniskirt.
00:37:37And even if you did flirt, men are better tippers.
00:37:40So, fair's fair.
00:37:44This is like insanely nice.
00:37:47Hang in there, Mickey.
00:37:49You're going to make it.
00:38:01You're the one.
00:38:02No.
00:38:03Blue.
00:38:04Blue.
00:38:05Blue.
00:38:09Blue.
00:38:12Blue.
00:38:15Blue.
00:38:19Blue.
00:38:22Blue.
00:38:25Blue.
00:38:28Blue.
00:38:29Well, do you want to go to the mall?
00:38:47I could use a headband.
00:38:50We've been shopping the last four times.
00:38:51I don't like shopping as much as you do, oddly enough.
00:38:57We can go get dinner.
00:38:58We just had dinner.
00:39:02I can use another dinner.
00:39:05Why don't we go to my place where we can talk in private?
00:39:10Well, what do you want to talk about?
00:39:13You know it about me.
00:39:22It's nice here.
00:39:24Thanks.
00:39:25Can I have some water?
00:39:28I've gotten a sense that you're not that interested in me.
00:39:32I think you're interesting.
00:39:34I think you're interesting.
00:39:39Sexually.
00:39:43Just nervous, I guess.
00:39:44I did it.
00:39:46I'm not naive.
00:39:48I understand why you're here.
00:39:50You don't understand why I'm here.
00:39:53You don't understand why I'm here.
00:39:58When I was your age, I was in the closet.
00:40:00A lot of people were.
00:40:01It was a different time.
00:40:02I was in denial.
00:40:04I was in denial and afraid.
00:40:10So as a result, I missed out on a lot of things in my youth
00:40:12that I'm trying to make up for now.
00:40:17I didn't afford myself the freedom of playing around.
00:40:21I didn't feel free.
00:40:26At your age, I've never even been in love.
00:40:28I didn't even love.
00:40:32Neither have I.
00:40:58I didn't even know.
00:41:01Thanks.
00:41:28Let me stay for a while
00:41:58Let me stay for a while
00:42:28Let me stay for a while
00:42:58Let me stay for a while
00:43:00Let me stay for a while
00:43:02Let me stay for a while
00:43:04Let me stay for a while
00:43:06Nobody on this app wants me
00:43:07I'm like a sugar orphan
00:43:09Looking for mentorship?
00:43:14It's accurate
00:43:15It ain't big brothers, big sisters
00:43:17It's a sugar daddy
00:43:18Alright, whatever
00:43:19I'm just not as attractive as you guys
00:43:21True
00:43:22But that's not the problem
00:43:23Look, you don't need to seem slutty
00:43:26But if you're gonna go as naive
00:43:27You should at least come across as corruptible
00:43:30Am I corruptible though?
00:43:32I don't want to mislead anyone
00:43:33In my experience, you are
00:43:35Easily
00:43:37I'd give you some tips
00:43:38But we're in direct competition
00:43:40Uh-uh, no fair
00:43:41You already have one
00:43:42Early is blocked
00:43:43I don't need a daddy
00:43:44Who's gonna spend his days
00:43:45Pining over me and saying
00:43:46I love you
00:43:47I need a daddy
00:43:48Who's gonna take advantage of me
00:43:49Produce my musical
00:43:50Then go back to earning money
00:43:52So somebody toned it?
00:43:56This is why you're alone
00:43:57Whereas I have a promising lead
00:43:59I've sent out like ten messages
00:44:02We'll see if anyone gets back to me
00:44:03Ten?
00:44:04Ten?
00:44:05Why? How many did you guys send?
00:44:09About 150
00:44:09One
00:44:12Do you like musicals?
00:44:29Uh, I like
00:44:31Not really
00:44:35Ever been to a dendricidal?
00:44:37The nutcracker
00:44:38But I mean my sister was like a plum or something
00:44:42What do you do?
00:44:45I own a hardware store
00:44:47Hardware? Like
00:44:48Buzzsaw's
00:44:50I can get you a buzzsaw
00:44:52Noted
00:44:54What are you looking for?
00:44:57Uh
00:44:58I'm open to suggestion
00:45:00I'm thinking casual
00:45:02Clear boundaries
00:45:03Simple
00:45:04Sex could be simple
00:45:06Who said anything about sex?
00:45:14Kidding
00:45:15Good one
00:45:16Good one
00:45:17Are you a top?
00:45:21You look like a top
00:45:22A candy
00:45:23Should we
00:45:25Negotiate?
00:45:27Rule number one
00:45:30You don't fall in love with me
00:45:31Why would I?
00:45:35Well what do you mean why would you?
00:45:38Some people find me very lovable
00:45:40I don't see it
00:45:42Well good
00:45:44We're on the same page then
00:45:47I'm thinking
00:45:49Two grand a month
00:45:53Two dates a week
00:45:55That seems reasonable
00:45:58For an entry level position
00:46:00I'll expect a Christmas bonus
00:46:02And a raise as I work my way up
00:46:03Work your way up what?
00:46:06You'll find out
00:46:07Okay
00:46:08Okay
00:46:09Different
00:46:22Everything okay?
00:46:23Have you ready?
00:46:24Open your eyes
00:46:25Open your eyes
00:46:25Black
00:46:26Wood Äáș§u
00:46:26Romulo
00:46:27Make sure you buy
00:46:27One
00:46:28Look out
00:46:29You buy
00:46:30I try
00:46:30You buy
00:46:31You buy
00:46:31You buy
00:46:32Everything okay?
00:46:33Uh, yeah. I just think I'm out of data.
00:46:37And maybe minutes.
00:46:40Didn't pay your bill.
00:46:42Honestly, it didn't seem like top priority until right now.
00:46:45It's funny how that works.
00:46:48Hey.
00:46:50Oh, no thanks. That's really nice.
00:46:52Uh, it's a particular app.
00:46:54Oh, yeah? Trying to get lucky?
00:46:58In a way.
00:47:00What apps do you want?
00:47:02Was it, uh, Rint and Tinder to find that special canine friend?
00:47:08Or, um, plenty of actual fish for aquatic fun?
00:47:12Alright, never you mind.
00:47:14I guess I'll just have to start looking for love in the tangible world.
00:47:19Yeah. Until payday.
00:47:32I got my phone off.
00:47:42Oh, my God. Do you need a damp cloth?
00:47:44You can't call me if any shifts come up. I can't check my messages. Or my apps.
00:47:48How much do you owe?
00:47:50Can't check. Plus, some dude messaged me.
00:47:53My daddy?
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55What do you say?
00:47:56I don't know, bud. I can't check.
00:47:58Maybe I can log you in.
00:48:04Let me log out.
00:48:06What's your username?
00:48:12It's Curious Gorge.
00:48:18Password?
00:48:20Moral underscore dilemma.
00:48:23No caps.
00:48:24There you go. You have a message.
00:48:39It just says woof.
00:48:41He's like 81.
00:48:43It's a start.
00:48:44How am I going to know what to do?
00:49:01Watch some gay porn.
00:49:03I did.
00:49:07I'm still trying to figure out, you know, like, the mechanics of it.
00:49:14Maybe I should practice.
00:49:19With me?
00:49:21Go on Grindr.
00:49:23I don't want to practice same sex with some stranger.
00:49:27It's mostly the same as a girl.
00:49:29Mm-mm.
00:49:31It can't be.
00:49:33It's close enough.
00:49:34You're just making yourself tense because of stupid things society puts in your head from birth.
00:49:39Skin is skin.
00:49:41Lips are lips.
00:49:42Nipples are nipples.
00:49:43And buttholes are buttholes.
00:49:51Buttholes have no gender, Tab.
00:49:53Help a brother out.
00:49:54Hmm.
00:49:55Hmm.
00:50:03Help a brother out.
00:50:06Fine.
00:50:07Ugh!
00:50:20Ooh!
00:50:22Mmh!
00:50:24Thank you all.
00:50:27Che pH!
00:50:28That was nice.
00:50:58I already gay kissed last time I saw him.
00:51:10You did?
00:51:11How was it?
00:51:12It was alright.
00:51:14Well, not everyone's as good a kisser as me.
00:51:17No, he was.
00:51:18Was he now?
00:51:20Yeah, but like, what if he wants me to suck his dick or something?
00:51:26There's a good chance.
00:51:27But look, what are you comfortable doing?
00:51:30Like, you can let him suck yours.
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:33Or lick your butt.
00:51:35I guess.
00:51:37You know what you should do?
00:51:39No.
00:51:40Drop E.
00:51:42I don't know.
00:51:43Remember when we were at Coachella and you got with that big girl with all the acne?
00:51:50I thought those were sparkles.
00:51:52See?
00:51:53Ecstasy makes you more open-minded.
00:51:57But I don't have any ecstasy.
00:51:59I know where to get some.
00:52:06That's hairspray.
00:52:09Oh.
00:52:15It is.
00:52:16So, you only want one hand?
00:52:23Do you have two?
00:52:25Benny might want some.
00:52:26Oh, yeah.
00:52:27One for his daddy.
00:52:29Wow.
00:52:33How much?
00:52:34Oh, don't worry about it.
00:52:35It's gotta get used.
00:52:36I've been sorta straight-edged lately.
00:52:37Helps my dancing.
00:52:39Does it?
00:52:40I hadn't noticed.
00:52:41Hard to notice when you get high before every class.
00:52:44I do not.
00:52:45Hmm.
00:52:46Speaking of class.
00:52:48Do you wanna have sex with Dad?
00:52:50He needs to practice.
00:52:52Uh...
00:52:53I have a dinner date.
00:52:55With Daddy?
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:58Have fun.
00:53:00Whatever.
00:53:01Why doesn't anyone wanna practice same-sex with me?
00:53:14Do you wanna take Molly?
00:53:17Where does she need to go?
00:53:20It's supposed to loosen us up.
00:53:23I've got some kaniac at my place.
00:53:24Do you wanna take a shot or two?
00:53:25Molly makes you horny.
00:53:28Well, if that's what it takes...
00:53:30Well, if that's what it takes...
00:53:57You wanna go dancing?
00:53:58I thought we were gonna do it.
00:53:59No.
00:54:00I wanna go dancing.
00:54:01Well, don't you wanna...
00:54:02No.
00:54:03I called an Uber.
00:54:04She's gonna be here in two minutes.
00:54:05Come on.
00:54:06We gotta meet her up front.
00:54:07Oh.
00:54:08Wow.
00:54:09Wow.
00:54:10Wow.
00:54:11Wow.
00:54:12Wow.
00:54:13Wow.
00:54:14Wow.
00:54:15Wow.
00:54:16Wow.
00:54:17You covered it, I want how the park is going to come in?
00:54:19Look.
00:54:20Thanks.
00:54:21Hey.
00:54:22Oh.
00:54:23WOW.
00:54:24Wow.
00:54:25Wow.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27I hate to take that stop doing that thing, though.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:30I want you.
00:54:32I want to go dancing.
00:54:33Don't you wanna be-
00:54:34No.
00:54:35I need to go dancing.
00:54:36Don't you wanna give her...
00:54:37Ah, I've got DafĂŒr.
00:54:39Don't you wanna give me an Uber?
00:54:40I just gonna be here in two minutes.
00:54:41You gotta wake up.
00:54:42I can't cry twice.
00:54:43I love to race.
00:54:44Oh, I can't cry.
00:54:45Smart, cute, shy, hardworking, and loyal, looking for someone to show me the ropes.
00:55:15What?
00:55:21I need a picture of you.
00:55:23Why?
00:55:24I'm gonna manage your profile on the Sugar app and let you know when you get messages.
00:55:30You're gonna manage me?
00:55:32To help.
00:55:34That sounds a lot like a pimp.
00:55:37I've always wanted to be a pimp.
00:55:40Just let me take some pictures.
00:55:42Your selfies are goofy.
00:55:45Self-deprecating?
00:55:46Maybe it'd be better to show you how I see you.
00:55:49How do you see me?
00:55:50Take off your shirt.
00:55:52I don't want a shirtless photo up there.
00:55:55Trust me.
00:56:05No.
00:56:06No.
00:56:07No.
00:56:08Just relax.
00:56:10How am I supposed to relax?
00:56:12Talk to me.
00:56:13How's work?
00:56:15It was all right.
00:56:16Who'd you talk to?
00:56:18That girl Sarah.
00:56:20She's cooler than I thought.
00:56:22Can I tell you we're cool in tips now?
00:56:25That was her idea and she makes more than any of us.
00:56:28She likes you.
00:56:30Or she's a communist.
00:56:32Well, you're a socialist.
00:56:34Not everyone from Canada is a socialist.
00:56:37What are you doing here anyway?
00:56:38I mean, before you answered my ad.
00:56:41Well, I came here to develop my app.
00:56:45I grew up in Nova Scotia on a farm.
00:56:47Really?
00:56:51But Silicon Valley, this is where it all happens.
00:56:54What's your app?
00:56:55It's an animal husbandry app.
00:56:58So like, if you have a cow that you need to breed with a steer.
00:57:03So, like Tinder for barnyard animals.
00:57:10Hey, do you really think she likes me?
00:57:12Hey!
00:57:13Hey!
00:57:14Hey!
00:57:15Hey!
00:57:16You took the molly?
00:57:17Yeah, like an hour ago.
00:57:18Cool, cool.
00:57:19You live with Bud, right?
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21Are you boyfriends?
00:57:22No, he...
00:57:23He won't even have practice sex with me.
00:57:24Why do you need to practice sex?
00:57:29Or picklebacks.
00:57:31Hey, hey, hey!
00:57:35You took the molly?
00:57:37Yeah, like an hour ago.
00:57:38Cool, cool.
00:57:39You live with Bud, right?
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:42Are you boyfriend?
00:57:44No, he won't even have practice sex with me.
00:57:48Why do you need to practice sex?
00:57:51More picklebacks.
00:57:52To get good.
00:57:54Uh, is he here?
00:57:57Oh, no, I'm here with...
00:57:59Oh, shit.
00:58:06Benny?
00:58:11Oh, my God, Nicole.
00:58:14Don't go back in the cabin.
00:58:16Oh, my God, she's irritating me.
00:58:18No, run!
00:58:21She should've listened to you, right?
00:58:24It's for you.
00:58:28It's for you.
00:58:29Really?
00:58:30It's a daddy.
00:58:32What's he like?
00:58:34Not a lot of hair, but a nice smile.
00:58:37It was nice.
00:58:40Make a date with him.
00:58:42What's the kind of movie?
00:58:43Bitch, they're all gonna die except for the dirty blonde with the padded bra.
00:58:46Hold on.
00:58:48Ready?
00:58:49I lost Benny.
00:58:50You lost him?
00:58:51What do you mean?
00:58:52Where are you?
00:58:53This dance bar.
00:58:54I kept moving all in.
00:58:55I'm in the dance.
00:58:56I lost track of the dance bar.
00:58:57I'm in the dance bar.
00:58:58I'm in the dance bar.
00:58:59I'm in the dance bar.
00:59:00I'm in the dance bar.
00:59:01I'm in the dance bar.
00:59:02I'm in the dance bar.
00:59:03I'm in the dance bar.
00:59:04So, he's wandering around downtown High On Mali, and you're wandering around downtown High
00:59:10on Mali looking for him.
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:16Look around for some landmarks and tell me what you see.
00:59:27So you haven't seen him in an hour?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Why did you give him ecstasy?
00:59:31I wanted to put us in the mood.
00:59:33Look for Benny.
00:59:34The alley from Cockfeathers lets out at 19th.
00:59:36Wait, put him in the mood for what?
00:59:38Dancing?
00:59:39No sex.
00:59:40Jesus Christ, man.
00:59:42Do you see him?
00:59:43You know, if you have to drug yourself to do something, it's probably not a good idea
00:59:47to do that thing in the first place.
00:59:48Oh, like you never banged anyone drunk that you wouldn't have banged sober?
00:59:53Yeah, that's exactly my point.
00:59:54You are high three quarters of every day.
00:59:57Yeah, I don't get high to convince myself to do shit that I wouldn't do sober.
01:00:01Really?
01:00:02Trying to sell people shit they don't want on the phone, serving Americanos to people
01:00:06five years behind you in school, mowing lawns and fixing toilets?
01:00:11Convincing yourself to do shit you don't want to do is the reason you get high and stay high.
01:00:16Oh, stop, stop, stop.
01:00:18There he is.
01:00:19Right there.
01:00:20That's him?
01:00:21Yeah.
01:00:22I don't think he's ever done ecstasy before.
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:26Hey!
01:00:27Hey!
01:00:28This is my boy, Tab, and his crew.
01:00:43Boys, this is Tula.
01:00:45Hi, Tula.
01:00:46Hi, babies.
01:00:47Y'all look hungry.
01:00:48This is so good.
01:01:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, give me one kiss goodbye.
01:01:17Don't try to make me stay for a while
01:01:47Don't try to make me stay for a while
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